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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* Nothing's going to stand
in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream *
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* Nothing's going to stop
me now *
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(HUMMING)
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* In your neighborhood
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* Who you gonna call
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* Dirtbuster
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* And it don't look good
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* Who you gonna call
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* Dirtbuster
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* I ain't afraid
of no dirt *
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Oh, cousin!
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I see you ate a doughnut
on the way home.
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I brought you your favorite.
Chocolate covered.
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Hot diggity doughnut!
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But I can't eat
them right now
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and I'll tell you why.
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What's that?
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Cousin,
Marvin is on his way
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over here to take us
out to dinner.
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Marvin?
Marvin who?
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Marvin Berman...
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Marvin Berman?
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Marvin Berman!
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LARRY:
Alright, you stay.
We're leaving.
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Nobody is going anywhere.
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Oh, and how are you
going to stop us?
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With this.
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(INTENSE MUSIC)
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Oh, my Lord!
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He's wearing
a dynamite vest.
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Marvin,
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why are you doing this
over a silly article?
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Because it gave all the credit
to that idiot boss of mine.
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When the real mastermind behind
the money laundering scheme...
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Was me.
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You?
Yes.
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I set up
the dummy corporations.
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I set up
the fake bank accounts.
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I picked out
the office furniture.
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(TIMER BEEPING)
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Guys...
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Oh, God...
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I'm no good
under pressure.
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Oh! I'm, I'm a fainter.
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No. No! Marvin!
Marvin!
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Marvin, wake up!
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Cousin, we better do
something soon.
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We've only got
20 seconds left.
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Twenty seconds?
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Eighteen...
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Seventeen...
Sixteen...
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Balki,
we're gonna die!
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We're gonna die!
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We're going to die!
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We're going to die!
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How could you do
this to me?
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How could you invite
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a certified homicidal maniac
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into our home?
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I can't talk
while you're doing that.
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Thank you.
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Cousin, first of all...
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Marvin is not a certified
homicidal mechanic.
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He's a certified
public accountant.
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Balki, he tried
to blow us up.
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Oh! Is that
what you're worried about?
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Marvin has kicked
the dynamite habit.
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His therapist says
he's completely cured
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and he just wants to come over
and take us out to dinner
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as a way
of saying thanks.
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Thanks for what?
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Balki, I really need
some time to think about this.
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Well, of course you do,
don't be ridiculous.
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Take all the time
you need.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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Time's up.
That's Marvin.
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Marvin!
Hello, Balki.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Hi, Larry.
Hi, Marvin.
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Oh, boy, it's good
to see you too.
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Listen, guys, I have
something I have to show you.
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I am wearing...
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A dynamite vest!
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Oh! Oh! Oh.
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You are some kidder.
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Well, Dr. Shore
at the hospital told me
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if I could
laugh at my problems
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I'd be able to handle
them better.
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Well, it kind
of makes it rough
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on the rest of us, Marvin.
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Oh, hey, I'm sorry, Larry.
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Listen, if it weren't
for you two guys
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I'd still be trying
to solve my problems
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by blowing people up.
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Oh, Marvin,
po, po, po...
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I'm sure after you exploded
one bomb on your chest
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you'd see
it wasn't a solution.
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Maybe.
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But you guys
changed my life.
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You got, you got me to give
myself up, get psychiatric help
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testify against my boss...
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Who took all
the credit for that
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Marvin.
I'm over that now.
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is take you out
for a night on the town.
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Oh, cousin,
isn't that nice?
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Charming.
Wait a minute.
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What's this?
Dynamite!
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Hit the deck!
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Gotcha again.
It's chocolate.
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See?
"Shtick of dynamite."
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The candy store also
had a butterscotch hand grenade
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but I thought
this was funnier.
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Oh, I tell you,
the doctor was right.
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Having a sense of humor
makes life a blast.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh! Makes life a blast!
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"Life a blast."
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh!
Ha-ha-ha!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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I haven't, I haven't,
I haven't even told you
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the punch line yet.
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and he says, "Don't look at me.
You're the one with the pouch!"
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I love marsupial humor.
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Oh, boy, I am too.
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Hey, to celebrate the fact
that we're still alive
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I'm gonna make
some cocoa.
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Oh! Oh, ya, you know,
Marvin, I gotta tell ya...
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(CHUCKLES)
I was a little
nervous at first.
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Oh! Ah!
You are an okay guy.
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No, this evening has
been a lot of fun.
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It sure has.
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in public, because they figured
I'd be gunned down.
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Marvin, you want
marshmallows?
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Two, please.
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Marvin,
what do you mean
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you might be
gunned down?
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Oh, don't worry
about me.
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Tomorrow, I go into
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Congratulations, Marvin.
Cousin, you want marshmallows?
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One.
Thanks.
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Marvin, who do you need
to be protected from?
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I thought all the people
you testified
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against were sent to prison.
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All except two.
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Balki, which do you prefer?
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The big marshmallows
or the minis?
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Oh, I like the big ones.
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They last longer
and every once in a while
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you come across one that
looks like Tip O'Neill.
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Marvin, these two guys that
you didn't send to prison
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aren't they kind
of upset with you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Balki, just
a suggestion. Nutmeg.
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Love it!
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Enforcers?
Yeah.
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You know, gangsters,
hit men who kill people.
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Well, Marvin, you shouldn't
be out in public.
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Larry, there is nothing
to worry about.
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I have contacts.
Contacts?
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You mean you know people who
will protect you from the mob?
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No. I mean,
I'm wearing contacts.
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They change the color
of my eyes.
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Nobody will
recognize me.
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Changes my whole appearance.
Well, Marvin.
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You know, uh, it's been
very nice seeing you again
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and good luck
in all your endeavors.
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Wait a minute!
I haven't had my cocoa yet.
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We'll mail it to you.
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Was it the nutmeg remark?
I'm not married to the nutmeg.
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Cousin...
No, Balki, don't you get it?
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The mob is after this man.
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They want to kill him,
and if we are with him
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they might want
to kill us too.
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Are you saying you
want me to leave?
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I want you to leave.
What are you saying?
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We're saying,
we-we don't want you to leave.
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Cousin, cousin,
your imagination is playing
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trick or treat
with your mind.
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We haven't seen
anyone that looks like
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they want
to hurt Marvin.
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No, no, no.
They're professionals.
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That's right.
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W don't know if they're
just watching us right now...
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Oh, my Lord!
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The blinds
are wide open!
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Cousin, cousin, cousin
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you're making a mountain
out of a Mohawk.
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The next thing
you're going to say
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is that big,
humongous man
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standing across the street
is a killer.
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00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,623
Oh, my God!
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00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,859
That looks like
Max the Terminator!
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00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,997
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger?
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Arnold, loved you
in "Twins!"
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No, no, no,
no, no.
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This is really quite an honor.
You deserve it.
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Oh!
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We've got to call
the police.
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Hello! Hello?
The phone's dead.
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They cut the wires.
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Well, they're
in big trouble now.
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00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:05,999
They'll have to answer
to the phone company for this.
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We've got to make
a run for it!
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Cousin, why we did
come back in?
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Because there's a man
blocking the stairs.
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He must be one
of the killers.
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Well, just because
the man is a fashion maverick
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don't mean
he's a bad person.
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Oh God!
We're trapped!
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We're all gonna die!
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
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There's a hit man on the street,
another on the stairs.
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I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.
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I don't wanna die.
No, Marvin! Marvin! Marvin!
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Pull yourself together!
Whoa!
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Oh, I don't
feel too good.
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I better lie down.
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I'm a fainter,
you know.
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Oh.
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We just have to
find a way
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to get a message
out of here!
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Cousin, if we were outdoors,
we could make a fire
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and send up
smoke signals.
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Signals! Yes!
I'll get the matches!
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You want me to start
breaking up furniture?
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No! No!
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Balki!
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(GRUNTS)
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Not smoke signals.
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We'll tap out a distress signal
in Morse Code on the ceiling.
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00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,032
Jennifer and Mary Anne
will hear it
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and call the police!
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Let's go!
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BOTH: Aah!
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Jennifer and Mary Anne
know Morse Code?
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They're flight
attendants.
254
00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,781
Now, we'll send an SOS.
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00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:05,452
S is dot-dash-dot.
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00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,787
Dot-dot-dot.
Dot-dash-dot.
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Dot-dot-dot.
Dot-dash-dot.
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00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:14,427
Cousin, cousin.
259
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,463
Dot-dot-dot.
260
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,199
Alright.
Yeah, wait!
261
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:28,308
(POUNDING)
262
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,563
Sorry.
263
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:54,367
I guess I over-tapped.
264
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:56,103
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
265
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:57,938
Wow!
266
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,241
That was quick.
267
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,911
I must be good.
268
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,349
Well, careful.
This could be a trick.
269
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,488
Who is it?
270
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,192
JENNIFER:
Larry, stop clowning around.
271
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,531
Jennifer, Mary Anne,
get in here quick.
272
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,067
What's all
the screaming about?
273
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:31,771
Girls, go back upstairs
274
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:37,410
Well, it's too late now.
275
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,979
Larry, What's all this
about the police?
276
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,014
Jennifer, I don't
want to alarm you
277
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:44,617
but we're surrounded
by killers.
278
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,086
You're kidding, right?
279
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:48,021
No, he's serious.
280
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,357
Who are you?
Uh, I'm Marvin Berman.
281
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,825
The man the killers
are trying to kill.
282
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,427
How do you do?
283
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:59,032
I'm Mary Anne.
Nice to meet you.
284
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:02,569
Someone's trying
to kill you?
285
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,771
Well, I think,
I think I can clear this up.
286
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:09,109
You see, Marvin, uh,
was a witness against the mob
287
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:11,311
and they're not
taking it well
288
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,847
so...they sent
Arnold Schwarzenegger
289
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,918
and the fashion victim
down the hall...to kill him.
290
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:22,455
But don't worry, because
if we can hold on till tomorrow
291
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:26,259
Marvin will be in
the Witness Projectile Program.
292
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:32,799
Marvin Berman!
293
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,002
Guilty as charged.
Oh.
294
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:38,871
Why don't we just
call the police?
295
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,407
The phone lines
have been cut.
296
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,276
You mean, we're trapped?
No, we are not.
297
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,911
Someone could go up
the fire escape
298
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,479
across the roof
to the next building.
299
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,316
You could get help there.
That might work.
300
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,952
Even if Max shoots, the falling
body will draw attention.
301
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,459
Well, somebody's
got to do something.
302
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,795
I'm going.
Be careful, Larry.
303
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:06,299
Jennifer,
if I don't come back...
304
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,002
Promise me
you'll never marry.
305
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:15,108
Gee, Larry,
never is a long time.
306
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,978
I'll have to
think about it.
307
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,214
That's good enough for me.
308
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,185
Well...
309
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,387
I guess this is it.
310
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,592
BALKI: There goes a brave man.
311
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,198
for his friends.
312
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,833
A man who is willing
313
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,403
to fight any foe.
314
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,379
There's another man
on the roof.
315
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:55,248
There's no way out.
316
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,983
if I was wearing dynamite.
317
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,751
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
318
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,321
MAN 1:
Anybody home?
It's the phone man.
319
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,390
Oh, thank goodness,
it's the phone man.
320
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,526
ALL:
No. No! No!
321
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,162
Mary Anne, it's the oldest
trick in the book.
322
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,597
They cut the phone lines,
and then they send in
323
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,965
a killer posing
as a repairman.
324
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,001
Oh, what are we
going to do?
325
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,336
Alright, look.
326
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:19,639
We'll take him
by surprise.
327
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,841
and tie him up!
Balki, you get the tape.
328
00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:24,811
Good idea, cousin.
We'll record the capture.
329
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,014
Not that
kind of tape.
330
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,883
Get tape
to tie him up.
331
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:34,221
Alright, Jennifer
and Mary Anne
332
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,289
Marvin, stick with me.
333
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:45,031
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
334
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,899
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
335
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,501
Ready?
336
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,669
Now.
337
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,475
Won't you come in?
338
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,544
(SCREAMING)
339
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:02,915
Spin him.
340
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:04,451
Spin him.
341
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:10,557
Balki, quick!
In the closet.
342
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,598
Not you!
343
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,234
Him! Him!
344
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:37,750
Now all we have to do
is do that every time
345
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,852
I hope we don't run out
of blankets.
346
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,354
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
347
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,359
(MUMBLING)
348
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,735
Right.
349
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,640
(SCREAMING)
350
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:01,741
Spin him!
351
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,210
Spin him!
Spin him!
352
00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,412
Freeze! FBI!
353
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,883
Cousin, it's the oldest
trick in the book.
354
00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:14,887
They pose as FBI agents
355
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,857
and then they come in
and fix your phone.
356
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,031
Dr. Shore!
You know him?
357
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:27,234
Shore? Sure.
358
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,406
I'm a psychiatrist.
359
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,309
So these really are
FBI agents.
360
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:43,516
You know, in this light
361
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:46,853
But he does kind of look like
the neighbor on "Doogie Howser."
362
00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,791
A lot of people
tell me that.
363
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,927
Marvin ran away
from the hotel
364
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,397
where he was being held
in protective custody.
365
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,266
And given his
rather explosive past
366
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,700
the FBI thought
it would be wise
367
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,935
if I talk him
into coming back.
368
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,638
You didn't have to go
to all that trouble.
369
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,540
Marvin, don't you think
it would be nice
370
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:11,043
if you went with
these gentlemen
371
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,045
Sure, Dr. Shore.
372
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,115
Oh, Balki, Larry...
373
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,117
It's really been
an exciting evening.
374
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,588
Marvin, I'm gonna miss you,
you big lug nut!
375
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,557
Oh! I'm gonna
miss you too.
376
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,659
Listen, if you're ever in
Topeka, Kansas, look me up.
377
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,628
My new name's
Orville Purdue.
378
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,131
Marvin!
379
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:35,702
Oh! Ugh, forget that,
forget that.
380
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,805
Oh! Goodbye, Larry.
Goodbye, Marvin.
381
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,507
Nice meeting you, ladies.
382
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,709
Coming, Shore?
Sure.
383
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:51,217
Well, how do you
like that?
384
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:55,221
They weren't killers
after all. They were FBI.
385
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:56,556
Larry, don't take
this personally
386
00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:58,291
but this is
the last time
387
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,493
I come downstairs
when I hear screaming.
388
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,430
Perfectly
understandable.
389
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:08,335
Thanks for
a lovely evening, Balki.
390
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,071
I don't get it,
I thought we were gonna see
391
00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,806
Arnold Schwarzenegger.
392
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,180
Well, why don't we
clean this place up?
393
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,282
Then I'm gonna turn in.
394
00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,319
Fear of death
really tires me out.
395
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:37,296
BOTH:
Oh! Oh! Oh!
396
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:40,099
We're sorry.
397
00:21:40,166 --> 00:21:42,335
I'm so sorry.
398
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,705
We thought
you were, uh, a killer.
399
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,374
Well, I'm not a killer,
I'm with the phone company!
400
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,576
The phones
in this building are out.
401
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:53,380
Uh, it's right over there.
402
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,549
Thanks.
403
00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,653
While you're here, we'd like to
talk to you about call waiting.
404
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,333
You got it!
405
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:27,814
Well, if that's all it took,
we could have done it ourselves.
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