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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
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* And my dream
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* And nothing's
gonna stop me now *
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Cousin, hi.
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I just hear the greatest joke
at night school.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let me decompose myself.
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Okay, listen to this.
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and, boy, are my arms tired.
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No, no, no. I didn't tell
that right. Wait a minute.
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Balki, uh, I'd love to hear
a joke but I'm kinda busy.
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Oh, cousin.
What? What you're doing?
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Well, I'm making my selections
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for the football pool at work.
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Football pool?
A football pool.
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Well, feed me garlic
and call me stinky.
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I didn't even know
they had a pool at work,
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let alone one large enough
to play football in.
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Balki, a football pool
is like a lottery.
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For a dollar,
you pick the teams
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you think you're gonna
win on Sunday.
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Ooh-wow!
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What does the winner who picks
the most winners
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wind up winning?
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Well, usually around $65.
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Get out of the city!
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$65? I want to play.
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Here's my dollar.
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What do I do next?
Well,
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just circle all the teams
you think are gonna win.
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picking winning football teams
is very complicated.
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If you have
any questions at all,
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don't be afraid to ask.
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Where do I turn this in?
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Okay, no, no. No, no.
That wasn't it. That wasn't it.
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I got it now, I got it.
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I just took a Bosnian
from Denver,
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and boy, are my arms tired.
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Wait a minute, no, no, no.
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Boy, comedy is tough.
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Uh, Bartokomous.
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I don't know
how you did it,
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but you won
the football pool.
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Balki won the football pool?
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Balki won the football pool?
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Balki won the football pool?
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How much did he win?
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Well, you would have won $65
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if it weren't
for that darn immigrant rule.
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Sam, give him his money
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or I will print the letter
your ex-wife wrote
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to my advice column.
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You know, the one she signed
"short-changed in Chicago."
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Hey, I guess, we can waive
the rule this week.
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Thank you, Mr. Gorpley.
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Lydia, I heard you got
three this week.
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You getting outside help?
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I'm gonna print
the letter anyway.
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* Money makes
the world go around
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* The world go around
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* The world oh oh
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LARRY: Balki?
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You picked all 13 winners.
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How did you do that?
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I don't know.
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It must have been my
sheepherder's intuition.
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Sheepherder's intuition?
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Yeah, cousin, now that I look
at it, it makes perfect sense.
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Obviously, a bronco
can beat a colt.
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And a lion could
beat a Bengal.
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After all, the lion
is king of the jungle.
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And I took the bills
over the chargers
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because no matter
how much you keep charging,
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sooner or later
you have to pay the bill.
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Well, Balki, that's certainly
a cute little system,
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but I wouldn't plan on
you being lucky enough
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to win another pool with it.
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Well, I'd rather have
a cute little system
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than an empty little wallet.
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(COMICAL INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYS)
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(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Appleton, here's
your pick sheet
for the football pool.
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I'll need one for Balki.
Why?
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Isn't winning the last five
weeks in a row enough for him?
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Yeah, hello, Tom?
Yeah, this is Larry.
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Yeah, are you still
betting with a bookie?
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Well, could I have his name?
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The Mole?
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Is that a family name?
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Well, could you
give me his number?
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I've got a sure thing.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Okay, cousin, I got it now.
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Listen to this.
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I just flew in from LA,
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and, boy, am I tired.
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No, no, no, no.
It's missing something.
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Balki, what?
What happened to you?
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Oh. Cousin.
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This just isn't my day.
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I was, I was
in the press room
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telling the guys how that
I won the football pool again,
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and they were just
slapping me on the back
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and slapping me on the front.
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I guess they forgot
they had ink all
on their hands.
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Well, what's all this,
uh, yellow and green stuff?
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I was in the cafeteria
telling Millie, the waitress,
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about how that I won
the football pool again,
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and she accidentally dropped
the omelet into my lap.
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Hot out of the microwave.
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Balki? Uh, Balki,
here's your entry
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for the football pool.
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I can't, cousin.
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Okay, here, use mine.
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Well, Balki, are you gonna
suck all the fun
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out of this week's
football pool?
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Oh, no, I was just about
to make my picks.
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Oh, may I borrow
your pencil?
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Sure.
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(BREAKING)
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Sorry.
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Wait a minute, cousin.
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Everything is becoming
crystal light.
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Every time the subject
of the football pool comes up,
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somebody has an accident,
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and it's always me.
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I think those two things
are connected.
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No, they're not.
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Hey, what do you think
of the Bears this week?
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Cousin, listen to me.
I think everyone is angry
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with me for winning
the football pool
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and maybe
I won't play this week.
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No, don't. You can't quit now.
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Why not?
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to play the football pool.
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A commitment to who?
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To who?
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To everyone in the pool.
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To the game itself.
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Why don't you
just burn the flag
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while the law is still vague?
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Cousin, I don't want
to burn the flag.
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I just don't want to play
the football pool anymore.
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I don't want people
to be angry with me.
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Well, if you think
they're angry now,
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just wait till you tell them
you're quitting.
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Well, cousin, what if
I explain to them that
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if I quit, they'll have
a better chance of winning?
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Well, Balki, no, they,
they don't just want to win.
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They want to beat you.
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Beat me?
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With a stick?
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Cousin, it's just a game.
Don't let them beat me.
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No, no, no... They don't
wanna beat you with a stick.
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They want to beat you
in the pool.
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I tried to tell you,
it was complicated
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but you insisted on playing.
I'm afraid you're stuck.
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So, why don't you just, uh,
make your, make your picks?
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Cousin, I'll make
my picks later.
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Right now, I got to...
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(SERENE INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
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Balki, what's wrong?
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Well, for the past five weeks,
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I've been playing
the football pool at work.
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Yeah?
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Oh, that would
get anybody down.
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Yeah.
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Everybody is angry
with me for winning
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and I wish I didn't have
to play anymore.
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Oh, why don't you just quit?
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But I want to do,
but Cousin Larry said that,
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that would only make
people angrier
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because they don't
just want to win,
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they want to beat me.
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Well, why don't you
just let them?
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Well, how I do that?
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Well, just pick all the losers.
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That way you'd still be playing,
but somebody else could win.
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Thanks, Balki. You inspire me.
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You know, uh...
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I'm perspiring a little myself.
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Hi, Balki, did you fill
out your football pool?
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Hi, Larry.
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Uh, we were just about
to go to the movies.
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Oh, terrific! Why don't you
fill out your football pool
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before you go? I'll take it
to over to Mr. Gorpley.
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Alright. Here it goes.
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Oh.
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(MARY ANNE GIGGLING)
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Finished? Good. Okay.
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Well, you two
have a nice evening.
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Don't be out late now. Bye-bye.
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Bye.
Bye-bye.
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Hello. Is this The Mole?
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Yes, I... this is
Larry Appleton.
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Tom told me I should call.
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Yes, I want to bet
ten football games.
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$1,000 a game.
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That's right. 10,000 big ones.
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(ON TV) And the Chiefs
beat the Jets, 45-3.
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(BOTH CHEERING)
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I did it! I did it.
I lost every game!
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I'm so proud of you.
Oh.
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Thank you, Mary Anne,
it will be so nice to go
to work tomorrow
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and not have
people throw food at me.
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Why wasn't Larry
here to watch the games?
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Oh, he went
to the sports grill.
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They have ten
television sets there
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so you can watch
all the games at one time.
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I bet he's having
the time of his life.
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Cousin, are you all right?
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Mary Anne, could I
talk to Balki alone?
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I don't see why not.
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Oh, now.
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I gotta go anyway. Bye, Balki.
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Balki, do you realize
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you didn't pick
one single winning team?
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I know, isn't it wonderful?
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How did you know?
I copied your picks.
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Cousin, I'm surprised at you.
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You know cheaters never win.
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I know now.
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How could you lose every game?
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Well, you know, cousin,
in a way...
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it was your idea.
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See, you said that...
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You said that people
would be happy
if they beat me,
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so I decided to pick
all the losers
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and make everybody happy.
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Not everybody.
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Balki,
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I used your picks
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and bet $10,000 with a bookie.
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A bookie. A bookie...
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and now I owe this guy $10,000.
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00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:21,021
Oh, boy, boy.
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Jimmy the Geek.
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When you bet on the sheep races
and you don't pay up,
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in front of your parents.
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It's ugly, very ugly.
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00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,382
Well, Balki,
this is America.
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Things are a little
different here.
257
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,453
When bookies aren't paid,
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they have been known
to break legs.
259
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,858
Cousin, we can't
let them do that.
260
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:02,162
I'm going to call the police!
261
00:16:02,229 --> 00:16:03,663
You can't call the police.
262
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,032
Cousin, we have to.
263
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:06,599
What they're
going to do is illegal.
264
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:07,934
So is betting with a bookie.
265
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,669
Cousin, how could
you do something
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00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:12,872
you know was illegal?
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00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:14,041
(STAMMERING)
But, what am I gonna do?
268
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,609
Balki, he knows my name.
269
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,445
He knows where I live.
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00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:21,714
He knows where I keep my knees.
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00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,388
Oh, cousin.
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00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:31,924
What are you going to do?
273
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,462
Well, there's
only one thing I can do.
274
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,198
I'll bet another $10,000
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00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:40,467
on tomorrow night's game.
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00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,535
Cousin, I don't know
much about the game,
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00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,939
but if they'll break
your legs for $10,000...
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00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,309
For $20,000, they might break
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00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,444
something you really need.
280
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,819
Well, that's not gonna happen
281
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,954
because after you pick
tomorrow night's winner,
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00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,557
I'll be even. All right,
let's see, who's playing?
283
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,693
Now, wait just a minute.
Not so fast.
284
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,229
What? What is it?
Cousin, the only way
285
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,863
I'm going to go along with this
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00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,899
is if you promise to never,
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00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:17,337
and I mean, never, ever, ever
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00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:20,173
bet on a football game again.
289
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,409
Balki, I promise never,
290
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:26,113
and I mean, never,
ever, ever, ever
291
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,248
to bet on a football
game again.
292
00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,816
And promise you'll take me
to Disney World.
293
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,818
And I promise,
I'll take you to... Balki.
294
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,589
Sorry, it was worth a shot.
295
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,825
Okay, I'll help you.
296
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,892
All right, all right.
297
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:43,296
Now, do whatever
you need to do
298
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,633
to get your sheepherder's
intuition to kick in.
299
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,235
Oh, I just need to relax.
300
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,669
You need to relax?
Yeah.
301
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,139
Here, put your feet up.
302
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,975
Here. Pillow? Pillow?
303
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,244
All right.
304
00:17:58,645 --> 00:17:59,646
Anything else?
305
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,724
Could you dim the lights?
306
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:16,763
All right.
307
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,233
Alright, here we go.
308
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:21,868
Ready?
309
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:29,276
All right.
310
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,244
Browns, Packers
311
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,613
Browns or Packers,
Browns or Packers?
312
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,817
What are my choices again?
313
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,922
The Browns
or the Packers!
314
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:47,194
The Browns or the Packers!
315
00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,896
I don't know, cousin, I can't do
it under this much pressure.
316
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,131
All right, all right.
Relax, relax, relax.
317
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,933
Relax, relax.
318
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,702
There's no pressure.
319
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,338
There's no pressure.
320
00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,673
It's just my life!
321
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,245
The Browns or the Packers?
322
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,148
The Browns?
Yes.
323
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:15,021
Right, come on.
324
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,557
MAN ON TV: They still have
a shot of winning this game.
325
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,826
The Packers have
the ball throw on 25.
326
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,428
Salos back to pass.
327
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,762
Chased out of the pocket.
328
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,665
Going long intercepted
by the Browns!
329
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:29,001
Yes! Yes!
330
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,137
is to run out
30 seconds on the clock.
331
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,173
(BOTH GRUNTING)
332
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,876
Oh.
333
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,045
Balki, thank you.
334
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,680
I owe you my legs
335
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,483
and anything else
that might have been broken.
336
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:49,789
Boy, after that yelling,
I could use a soda.
337
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,524
You want one?
Sure. Love one.
338
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,728
MAN ON TV: There's the snap.
He hands off to Taylor.
339
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,631
Taylor fumbles!
340
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:01,000
He's at the 30.
He's at the 40.
341
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,869
It's a foot race.
342
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,804
He's at the 50.
He's at the 50.
343
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,675
He's at the 40.
344
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,243
Hurt him!
345
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,645
He may go all the way.
346
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,713
Get him!
347
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,781
Tackle him!
348
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,982
Kill him!
349
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,018
No.
He's down to the five.
350
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,187
No.
He's down. Down on the...
351
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,290
one-yard line.
Yes!
352
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,325
(ON TV) What a turn
this game has taken.
353
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,893
Is that a good thing?
No.
354
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,362
It's a bad thing,
a very bad thing.
355
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,998
Balki, I'm leaving the country.
356
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,735
Packers have time
for one last play.
357
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:37,304
Oh, no.
There's the snap.
358
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,171
Kenny Salo's back to pass.
359
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,908
Get him. Get him!
Ow. Ow.
360
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:42,975
He scrambles right.
361
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,277
(GRUNTS)
362
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:45,745
Go for his knees!
363
00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:50,216
Oh, God.
364
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,151
He scrambles left.
Get him!
365
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,219
(YELPING)
366
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,687
Get him!
367
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,891
Throw a cheerleader at him!
368
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:05,465
Oh! He's hit hard.
369
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,034
Whoever comes up with the ball
is going to be the winner.
370
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,240
They're peeling off
the players.
371
00:21:14,307 --> 00:21:15,942
The Browns have the ball!
372
00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,844
'The Browns win!
The Browns win it.
373
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,312
Yes! Yes! Balki!
374
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,147
Balki! Balki?
375
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,983
Balki, Balki, I won. I won!
376
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,086
I'm even. I get
to keep my knees.
377
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,321
Oh, cousin!
378
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,389
Now we are so happy,
379
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,057
we do the dance of joy.
380
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,925
(HUMMING)
381
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:35,428
* Di di di di
382
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,729
* Di di di di di di *
383
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,632
(BOTH) Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
384
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,110
Balki.
385
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,144
(SIGHS)
386
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:54,280
I have learned my lesson.
387
00:21:54,347 --> 00:21:58,017
I will never bet
a football game again.
388
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,519
Well, cousin, that's good.
389
00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:01,320
Sports are for fun.
390
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:03,623
They shouldn't be
life-threatening.
391
00:22:06,025 --> 00:22:08,561
You are absolutely right.
392
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,296
Thanks for coming
to my rescue.
393
00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,931
Hey, you're welcome.
394
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,767
(ON TV) And next week,
I'll be flying to Atlanta.
395
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,669
Boy, will my arms be tired.
396
00:22:23,242 --> 00:22:25,678
That's it. Atlanta.
397
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,949
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
398
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:38,525
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