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* Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Get a feeling like you need
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* Some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's going
to stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
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* Like a long-lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
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* A light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life
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* And my dream
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* And nothing's
gonna stop me now *
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This is very exciting.
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An article by Larry Appleton
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on the front page
of the Chronicle.
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Well, actually,
it's by Marshall and Walpole
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but they'll mention
that I worked on it.
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Well, here it is.
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Nifty title, Larry.
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Well, actually, Marshall
thought of the title.
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But I put in the punctuation.
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Cousin, question.
When they launder money...
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do they have to wash the tens
and the twenties separately?
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No, Balki, money laundering
is taking money
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that's been made illegally
and funneling it
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through a legitimate business
so that it's not traceable
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to the illegal source.
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Oh, I get it. I...
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So is static cling a problem?
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Not if they use
a fabric softener.
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Larry, I don't see
your name here.
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Well, it wouldn't be
on the front page.
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But at the end of the article
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who contributed to the story.
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Oh, cousin! Cousin!
Cousin, I see something!
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I see something!
(GASPING)
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-Italics.
-No, it's English.
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"The Chronicle's
investigative reporting team
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"of Marshall and Walpole
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"has won two Pulitzer prizes."
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That's it?
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No "Research by Larry Appleton?"
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No "We would have been lost
without Larry Appleton"?
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Cousin, slow down.
What was that last one?
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Oh, forget it!
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They didn't mention me at all.
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Oh, cousin.
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Don't be too bummed out.
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Your time will come.
You just have to be patient.
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JENNIFER: Balki is right.
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Larry, I've been
a flight attendant
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for the last five years.
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Then yesterday, they made me
head of my own flight crew.
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Congratulations.
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Well, that's wonderful.
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Well, I was waiting
for the right time.
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I worked just as hard
as you have
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and I'm only head
of beverage service,
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Um, maybe we'd better go.
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Uh, I'll talk to you
tomorrow, Larry.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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I was going to tell you.
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When? At 30,000 feet
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Can you believe that?
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No, I can't.
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That second-hand smoke
can be pretty nauseating.
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do a five-page story
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and they don't
give me any credit.
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Now, listen, cousin.
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know how hard you
worked on that article.
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And you can bet they are going
to give you credit.
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They're going to give you
so much credit
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you won't have to carry
cash for a year!
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Well, I'd be happy
with a few pats on the back
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for a job well done.
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(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, Balki,
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And I've heard
a lot of compliments
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for Marshall and Walpole
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but I'm still waiting
for my first pat on the back.
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Well, uh, cousin,
you know, remember?
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Sorry, my second
pat on the back.
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Balki, I'm gonna
to take these books
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back to the archives
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and then we can get out of here.
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Excuse me.
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Uh, I'm looking
for Marshall and Walpole.
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Oh, they're not here.
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They went to the TV station
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to be on Nightline
with Ted Koppel
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live from Chicago via cellulite.
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But I have to talk to somebody.
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It's about that money
laundering article.
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He's one of the Chronicle's
top reporters
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and not many people know this.
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In fact, nobody seems to know it
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but, if it wasn't
for Cousin Larry
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that article
would never have been written.
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Come on, Balki,
let's hit the road.
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Cousin. Cousin.
Cousin, this nice man
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wants to talk to you
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
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Another Pulitzer prize
for Marshall and Walpole.
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-Thanks for dropping by.
-Cousin?
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Well, uh, you may think
it's wonderfully written
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but I don't.
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I've never seen an article
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How about that!
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Cousin, people are
starting to notice!
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Well, maybe you should
get your eyes examined
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because I personally checked
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and double-checked
every fact myself.
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Is he good or what?
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Well, then, you should have
triple-checked them
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because that article
was filled with half-truths
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fabrications and downright
misrepresentations.
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Wow, cousin.
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Sounds like you've
got yourself a fan.
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Alright, now. Wait a minute.
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I broke my back on that article.
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I worked nights, weekends
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I haven't had lunch for a month!
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-I don't believe this!
-I don't either!
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I spend all day waiting for any
kind of acknowledgment
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and my first pat on the back
is a slap in the face.
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Um, second pat on the back...
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Thank you, so very, very much.
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Now, get out of here
before I throw you out.
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Well, I'm not leaving
until I get satisfaction.
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Oh, fine. You stay.
We're leaving.
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Well, uh, actually,
nobody is going anywhere.
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Oh, really?
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And how are you
going to stop us?
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With this.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Oh, my Lord.
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You know, actually
I didn't really have
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that much to do
with the article.
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was done by people
much higher up than I am.
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I just handled the spelling.
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Don't you listen to him.
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Cousin Larry's
just being modest.
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The truth of the matter is
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if it hadn't
have been for Cousin Larry
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that article would never
have been printed.
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Could you tape his mouth?
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That's not too tight, is it?
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But you know, next time
you might want to think about
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using a sheep shank knot.
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It allows some freedom
of movement
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with a minimum of chafing.
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I can do a sheep shank.
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Get out of the city!
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You know a sheep shank knot?
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He's not going
for a merit badge.
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He's threatening to blow us up.
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Well, how would he do that?
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-Twenty four.
-24 sticks of dynamite,
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They're not purely decorative?
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No, they're not
purely decorative.
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Well, then,
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uh, that would
constitute a bomb.
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Yes. Yes, it would.
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This man could blow us up.
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We should never have let him
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tie us to this chair.
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Who are you?
Why are you doing this?
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-Who am I?
-And why are you doing this?
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And why am I doing this?
(SCOFFS)
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Some fine reporter you are.
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You don't even know
who Marvin Berman is?
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that's the story of my life.
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takes all the credit.
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I need to be recognized.
I need to be acknowledged!
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I need my own place in the sun!
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Sounds like you need
a Club Med vacation.
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You're foreign, aren't you?
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Bartokomous, play "Cowboys
and Indians" on your own time.
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And you? You don't
even work here. Take a hike.
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Gorpley, don't antagonize him.
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He's got a bomb.
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A bomb?
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(CHUCKLING)
Yeah. Right.
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A bomb.
(CHUCKLING)
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(GASPS)
A bomb.
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Oh, my God. He's got a bomb.
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Please, please,
you've got to let me go.
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I've got four kids
and a pregnant wife at home.
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Mr. Gorpley!
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This must have been
some whirlpool romance!
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Just this morning
you were single.
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Shouldn't you tape his mouth?
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Okay, okay. How about this?
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I've got my whole life
ahead of me.
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-I've already got hostages.
-Oh.
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But you...
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Oh, I can do that.
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and if I don't get what I want
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I'm blowing this building
to kingdom come.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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Alright, listen, lieutenant,
the next time this phone rings
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it better be the publisher.
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or I am blowing this building up
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and I am setting the timer, now.
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Oh, hey! Uh, Marvin.
Marvin, question here.
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What is it?
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(STAMMERING)
Just out of...
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Just out of idle curiosity,
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(STAMMERING)
what is it that you want?
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(SIGHS)
Well, alright.
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Excuse me. Excuse me, Marvin.
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Before you get
bogged down in the details
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aren't you forgetting something?
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No, I don't think so.
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Yes. You were about
to set your timer.
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(SIGHS)
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Thanks. Where is my head?
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(DIGITAL BEEPS)
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Why did you tell him
to set the timer?
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Because if he doesn't
set the timer...
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(GASPING)
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Bad move, huh?
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Marvin, why are you doing this
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over a silly article?
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Because it gave all the credit
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to that idiot boss of mine.
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When the real mastermind
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behind the money
laundering scheme
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was me.
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-You?
-Yes.
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I set up the fake bank accounts.
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I picked out
the office furniture.
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Why haven't I ever heard of you?
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I've been roommates
for three years...
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Not you! Not you!
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Him! Why haven't I
ever heard of him?
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Well, how should I know?
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Marvin, could you enlighten us?
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Because I'm just the accountant.
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And no one pays any attention
to the accountant
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but they will now.
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I'm gonna make the Chronicle
print a retraction.
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A retraction? A retraction!
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Good idea.
Now that's constructive!
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But what kind of retraction?
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Marvin! Marvin! Marvin!
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You should know
exactly what you want
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before the publisher
calls because
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
we don't have a lot of
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time here.
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You know,
you're absolutely right!
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I didn't think this far ahead.
262
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Well, I've been kind of busy.
263
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,999
I had to go all the way
to Skokie to get the timer.
264
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,403
to Sal's Hardware
on Lincoln Avenue.
265
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They got everything.
266
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:38,678
You know what they say
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Marvin, listen.
268
00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,582
You should write down
your demands.
269
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,317
Why don't you just take
a few moments,
270
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,419
you know, private moments
for yourself
271
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,656
away from all this hustle
and this bustle.
272
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,959
You know, there's
a private office back there.
273
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,761
That's a good idea.
274
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,663
Alright, um, I'll be right back.
275
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,634
Come on, Balki.
Let's get out of here.
276
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:02,902
Head for the loading dock.
277
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:08,675
Hey, guys.
278
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,548
Can I run this by you?
279
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,450
What do you think
I should call myself?
280
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,220
Criminal mastermind
or diabolical genius?
281
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,423
Diabolical genius.
282
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,393
I don't know.
It's a little too Batman.
283
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,963
Marvin, listen.
284
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,565
You know, I think
this whole bomb thing
285
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,201
is the wrong way to go.
286
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,702
I mean, even if they
print a retraction
287
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,071
I don't see how
you can avoid going to jail.
288
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,407
Well, he could turn
state's evidence.
289
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,609
-State's evidence?
-Yes!
290
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,212
That way you could tell
your side of the story
291
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,680
get the recognition
you so richly deserve
292
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:50,717
participate in the federal
witness protection program
293
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,220
and avoid a lengthy prison term.
294
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,055
Balki, where did you learn
about state's evidence?
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00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,589
On the all new Columbo.
296
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,294
Marvin,
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00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,596
Balki is right.
If you turn yourself in
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00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:09,169
testify against your boss
299
00:16:09,236 --> 00:16:10,903
-Me?
-LARRY: Yes.
300
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,505
-A hero?
-Absolutely.
301
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:20,247
People magazine?
302
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,617
And talk shows.
Maybe even a book.
303
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,685
I'd help you write it!
304
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:30,457
The sooner you untie us
305
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,524
I'll do it!
306
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,229
Oh, and, you know, Marvin,
307
00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,997
uh, you also might want to
308
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,532
turn off your bomb.
309
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,604
You know, I never really meant
it to go this far anyway.
310
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,975
(DIGITAL BEEPS)
311
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,443
I hate these digital clocks.
312
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,146
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
313
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,715
Guys. Guys, it won't turn off.
314
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,517
Oh.
315
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,787
(DIGITAL BEEPING)
316
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,289
Well, you should have
gone to Sal's.
317
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,690
I'm not going to say it again.
318
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,295
Marvin! Do something!
319
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,929
Don't rush me!
320
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:13,466
I'm not good under pressure.
321
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:16,636
So, I just have to
pull the red wire.
322
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,704
Or is it the white one?
323
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,041
I don't know!
324
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,443
Oh, guys.
325
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,245
Guys, I'm no good in the field.
326
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,082
Whoa!
327
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:33,720
Oh, I feel kind of sick.
328
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:37,224
-No! No! No! No!
-I am! I am!
329
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,826
Marvin? Marvin?
You all right? Okay?
330
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,161
Okay. Okay.
331
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:42,662
Whoa, I'm okay.
332
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,734
Oh, my God!
333
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,901
He's out cold.
334
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,470
Balki, we've only got a minute!
335
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:51,738
Let's get out of here!
336
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:56,343
Balki!
337
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,178
Cousin, I can't leave him
like this.
338
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,980
I've got to try to turn off
the bomb. Go ahead without me.
339
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:03,283
(SIGHS WEARILY)
I hate when you do this.
340
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:08,621
Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
341
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:10,223
Red wire, white wire,
uh, red light at night
342
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,926
sailor's delight.
343
00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:17,164
A green wire!
344
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,065
Marvin! Marvin!
345
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:21,901
What about
the green wire, Marvin?
346
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:24,137
Tell us about the green wire!
347
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,872
Cousin. Cousin! Cousin!
348
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,677
I'm going to try the red one.
349
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,246
No, Balki, don't.
What if we make a mistake?
350
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,482
Well, Cousin, we've got
five seconds left!
351
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,217
What's the worst
that could happen?
352
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,452
(RAPID DIGITAL BEEPING)
353
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:40,520
Do it!
354
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:43,156
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
355
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,194
You did it!
We're alive! We're alive!
356
00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,764
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,837
"Police took Marvin Berman
358
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,005
"to Chicago General
359
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,307
"where he is being held
360
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,409
"for psychiatric observation."
361
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,314
Oh, Larry, your first
front page story.
362
00:19:16,122 --> 00:19:17,324
Oh, Balki,
363
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,828
your first bomb defusing.
364
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,797
I'm so proud of you.
365
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,712
Well, uh, we'd better get going.
366
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,585
I have to be in at work by 7:00.
367
00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:47,587
I thought we didn't
have to be at work until 10:00.
368
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:51,791
Well, the head
of the flight crew
369
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,426
has to get in early.
370
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:55,695
Oh, throw it in my face,
why don't you?
371
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,798
What is your problem,
you acted the same way
372
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,933
when I was elected
class treasurer?
373
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,435
You were elected
class treasurer?
374
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,304
Another thing you never told me!
375
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,675
Mary Anne, you were
my campaign manager.
376
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,279
Oh, right!
377
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,284
Cousin, look at this.
378
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:19,486
Here's another article
about Marvin.
379
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,688
Really?
380
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,457
"Marvin Berman, self-confessed
criminal mastermind..."
381
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,759
Oh, I'm glad he went
with criminal mastermind.
382
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,732
"has opted to do a book
telling his side of the story
383
00:20:32,799 --> 00:20:34,601
"with Pulitzer prize winning
journalists
384
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,336
"Marshall and Walpole."
385
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,373
Are those guys
on a roll or what?
386
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:45,978
I don't believe it.
That book was my idea.
387
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,514
When am I gonna get a break?
388
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,351
Cousin, wait a minute.
Are you listening to yourself?
389
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,723
Well, so did Marvin Berman.
390
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,558
And look what happened to him.
391
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:02,862
Cousin, yesterday all you wanted
392
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,465
was your name
in little tiny letters
393
00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:08,435
at the end of a very
long article.
394
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:12,505
And today you got your name
in big black letters
395
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,007
on the front page
396
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,776
and you're still not happy.
397
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,647
If you ask me, you can't see
398
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,749
DeForest Kelley for the trees.
399
00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,989
I guess things are going
pretty well, aren't they?
400
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,625
Well, isn't that
the undergarment of the year?
401
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,899
Balki, don't you wanna
read my article?
402
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,968
Why cousin?
You already read it to us.
403
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,003
And very well, I might add.
404
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:47,340
Well, you might at least, uh,
take a look at the very end.
405
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:56,383
"Balki Bartokomous contributed
to this article."
406
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,823
My name in the paper.
407
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:07,093
Wait until mama sees this.
408
00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,164
Thank you, cousin.
409
00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,666
You're welcome.
410
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,403
Listen, cousin, maybe someday
411
00:22:16,469 --> 00:22:19,372
the team of Bartokomous
and Appleton
412
00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,007
will win a Pulitzer prize.
413
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,881
-Appleton and Bartokomous.
-You're absolutely right. Yeah.
414
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:34,487
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