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Sometimes
the world looks perfect
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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Balki.
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Do we have any
dental floss left?
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Oh, no cousin,
I tied the last
of it around
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my finger
to remind me
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to buy dental floss.
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Oh, great.
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Just when I could
really use
the confidence
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a good flossing gives me.
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Hey, cousin, I...
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I gotta get
to the Paper early.
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I've got a lot of
work to do.
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Mr. Burns is taking me
to lunch today.
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Mmm, cousin,
that's wonderful.
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It ain't every day
your boss
take you to lunch.
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It isn't any day.
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He's never done it.
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Mmm.
All right,
I got my lucky tie.
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My lucky socks,
my lucky pen.
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My lucky pen.
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Balki, have you seen
my lucky pen?
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Many times, cousin.
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But I look at it again
if you want.
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There it is.
What's it doing here?
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Oh, po-po.
I forgot.
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I use it to write
a letter to mama.
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Cousin, did you know
that if you shake
the fountain pen
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so that a big
glob of ink
come on the paper
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and then you stick
the tip of your pen
in the glob
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it will suck the ink
right back up
inside itself?
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I show you.
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Balki, you want to write
a letter to your Mama,
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here are pens.
Use any of them
you like.
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Do not use my lucky pen!
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Well, excuse me
for being a good son.
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My keys.
Where are my keys?
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Are you talking about
your regular keys
or your lucky keys?
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Balki, I've lost
my car keys!
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No, you haven't,
I know where they are.
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You do
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I give them to Jennifer.
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You gave my car keys
to Jennifer?
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Well, of course I did,
don't be ridiculous.
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Your car wouldn't start
without them.
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Jennifer had to go
to the airport
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and her car wouldn't work,
so I give her your car.
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My car?
Yes.
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She was very grateful.
She give me a hug.
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A big one.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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I can't believe
you're doing this to me.
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Cousin, correct me
if I'm wrong,
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but I have
a stinkin' feeling.
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Are you angry with me?
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Yes! Yes, I am angry!
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Because of you,
I can't floss
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I wasted precious time
looking for my lucky pen
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and now I have to
take the bus which
leaves in five minutes!
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Wait, wait, wait.
Cousin, please, don't go.
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I... I'm sorry, I almost
ruined your day but,
but don't go.
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We have to talk
about it.
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I don't want to
talk to you.
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But cousin,
I could get dressed,
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or we can talk about it
when we get to work,
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or we could talk about it
on our coffee break or...
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You, mail-boy.
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Oh, hello,
Mrs. Van Wisser,
having a nice day?
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As a matter of fact,
I'm not.
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You know something,
I'm not either.
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that would have
curdled your hair.
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There were 20 messages
from Mrs. Porterfield
on my desk.
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Didn't you mail
my RSVP to her
daughter's wedding?
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Well, of course I did.
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Thank goodness,
we wouldn't want
the most important
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society editor
in town to miss it.
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Well, of course
we wouldn't.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Me, you cretin.
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Oh, po-po!
I'm not a Cretan,
I'm a Mypiot.
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But we're often mistaken
for Cretans
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because there is a certain,
uh, similarity in
the bone structure
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and the long
tapering face and, uh,
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somewhat lugubrious
nose and, uh...
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Oh. Who cares?
As long as you
mailed the RSVP.
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Well, I did,
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What little note?
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You know,
the one you clipped
to the outside
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of the envelope
that says,
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"I wouldn't miss
this marriage
for the world.
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"It must have cost
the old bag
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"a bundle
to marry off
her daughter.
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"Remind me to send
a sympathy card
to the groom."
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Now, you find a Cretan
who can remember that.
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You sent that note
to Mrs. Porterfield?
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Yes, and you don't
have to thank me now.
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It's just part of my job,
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just part of my job.
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That was a note
to my secretary.
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Oh, well, that's where
you made your mistake.
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When you want to
send something
to your secretary,
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you use an inter-office
envelope.
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And that way
you save 22 cents.
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You're going to
pay for this.
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Well...
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Okay, but
just this once.
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Next time you buy
your own stamps.
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Thank you, Harry.
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Cousin. Cousin.
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Can we talk now?
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Cousin.
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Cousin, please,
stand still
and talk to me.
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Balki, I am having
a bad day.
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I got pushed off the bus
at the wrong stop,
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my lucky pen leaked,
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Cousin, I know
you're nervous
about your lunch today,
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but, listen, on Mypos
we have a saying,
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and I'm gonna skip
right to the English,
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'cause I know
you're in a hurry.
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When you have
an argument
with a friend
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you've got to
stop right now
and talk about it,
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otherwise your
anger will grow
and fester inside of you
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until you explode
like a cat on
a hot tin roof.
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So...
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we talk, talk when
you get back?
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I'll be right here.
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Well, if they let me
pack a gun,
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crooks would
think twice about
robbing this joint.
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If they let you
pack a gun,
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Hi, Harriette.
Hi, Jimmy.
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I'm goin' to lunch.
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Can I, can I wear it?
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That's a big 10-4,
good buddy.
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Oh, well,
of course it is.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Is that a yes
or a no?
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It's a yes.
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Be careful
of that nightstick.
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You might put
someone's eye out.
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Cousin.
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Cousin.
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What's his problem?
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I am.
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Cousin Larry's
very angry with me.
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Oh, I know all about
that kind of thing.
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My husband has two moods,
angry and angrier.
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But Harriette,
he won't even
talk to me.
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He won't even stand still
long enough to talk to me.
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Well, you know what I do
when my husband
behaves like Larry?
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I make him
get in the car
and I drive
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until he decides
to talk about it.
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Does it work?
Keeps my marriage together.
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And we've seen
all 50 states.
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You know, I would love
to take a car ride
with Cousin Larry,
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but we don't have a car,
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and I think that's
part of the reason
he's mad at me.
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Well, listen, honey,
if you want things
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to be right
between you two,
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no matter what it takes.
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why don't you take
the window?
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I'll see you later, baby.
Thank you.
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Bye.
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Mmm.
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Cousin, are you sure
you don't...
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Balki, leave me alone.
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Those are hand cuffs.
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What are you doing?
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They don't come off
until you talk to me.
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Balki, take
these cuffs off.
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Not until you talk to me.
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Open these cuffs!
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Balki, if you don't
take these...
All right.
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I'm not angry anymore.
I'm over it.
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Now, why don't you take
these cuffs off?
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Give me the key!
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Talk first, key second.
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Oh! Stop it.
Stop it, stop it.
Would you stop it?
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Okay, look, but you...
Oh, oh, oh, no...
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All right, All right.
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Balki, what do you
want from me?
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Cousin, I want to
be friends again.
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I want you to tell me
what it is I did wrong,
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where it is I went wrong?
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Look, you don't loan
a person's car
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without asking
their permission!
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your ox-cart
you lend them
your ox-cart.
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Balki, if we were
talking about an ox-cart
I wouldn't care,
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but we're talking
about my car.
I love my car.
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Cousin, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
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I never, never do it
again without asking
your permission.
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Well, that's all I ask.
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Mmm.
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I'm sorry I got so upset,
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Can we take these off?
Oh, okay.
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Appleton.
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Uh, yes, sir.
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Uh...
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Will you excuse us,
Bartokomous?
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Appleton, I...
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Appleton?
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Excuse us, Balki.
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I suppose you're
wondering why I'm
taking you to lunch.
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Yes, as a matter of fact
I was, sir.
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Well, I didn't want to
tell you before because
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quite frankly,
you're a little
high-strung.
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You know,
I've noticed
that myself,
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this man is just
gonna pop...
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but I'll be right over here
in case anybody needs me.
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The other day...
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Mr. Wainwright
asked me which
of my reporters
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showed the
most potential.
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And in a very weak moment
I mentioned your name.
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Yes, he wants to meet you,
so he's joining us for lunch.
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Be at the restaurant
at 1:00.
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I'm meeting the publisher?
Mr. Bainwright?
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I mean Mr. Wainwright.
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I hope I get
his name right.
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Appleton, you're babbling.
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LARRY: Yes, sir.
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Balki, did you hear that?
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Well, of course I heard it,
I was standing right here.
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Balki, take these off.
Okay.
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Hurry.
Okay.
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I can do it quick...
Cousin, I know how do it.
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The key broke.
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Well, now you've done it.
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Hello, I am Marcel,
your maitre d'.
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I'm Larry Appleton,
I'm with the Burns' party.
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I'll check on your table.
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Uh, perhaps you would like
to look at our menu?
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Thank you.
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Balki, we're in luck.
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Mr. Burns
and Mr. Wainwright
aren't here yet.
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We'll sit at tables
that are next to each other.
247
00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:28,001
If we keep our hands
out of sight
248
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,103
no one will know
we're handcuffed.
249
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,639
Ah! Mr. Burns?
250
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,178
This way, sir.
I'll be with you
in a moment.
251
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,453
We're not together,
but we'd like
to sit near each other.
252
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,893
We get lonely easily.
253
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,797
Of course.
254
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,799
Here are two tables.
255
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,501
Are they close enough?
256
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,303
Yes, this is fine.
257
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:23,423
I think things
are going well,
don't you?
258
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,959
Ahem!
259
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,860
R.T., this is
Larry Appleton.
260
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,597
How do you do?
261
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,899
Oh, well.
262
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,867
I always sit in the
no smoking section,
it's healthier.
263
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,569
Ordinarily, I'd agree.
264
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:42,275
Uh, but while I was
waiting for you I had
a chance to study
265
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:46,546
the air currents wafting,
wafting through the room.
266
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,448
And I noticed
that the smoke
is being blown
267
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,950
directly into
the no smoking area.
268
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:53,386
So, that while it may seem
that the no smoking section
269
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,389
is healthier than
the smoking section,
the truth is...
270
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,058
Appleton, you're babbling.
271
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,459
Yes, sir.
272
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,662
Why don't we sit
at another table?
273
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,832
First time in
a restaurant, Appleton?
274
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,200
Pull yourself together!
275
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,604
Oh.
276
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,411
You know,
I think you handled
that rather well.
277
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,679
Thank you.
278
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,614
All right, I'll sit there,
you sit there, come on.
279
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:24,984
Oh! There's
somebody sitting
at that table!
280
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,923
Uh, sorry about that
air current thing,
281
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,992
it's just that I'm so
nervous about meeting
282
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,361
the paplisher of the publer.
283
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,828
The peeblisher of the pobler.
284
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,864
The publisher
of the paper.
285
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,466
Is it getting warm in here?
286
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,001
Appleton, will you
for God's sake sit down!
287
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,470
Yes, sir.
288
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,408
Hello.
289
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,879
Oh, Mrs. Van Wisser.
290
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,516
Young man,
are you being paid
to destroy me?
291
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:01,854
If you aren't
out of here
in ten seconds,
292
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,790
I am calling the police.
293
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,064
Excuse me for
just one moment.
294
00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:15,068
So, Larry, tell me
295
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:18,671
Well, an interesting story.
I started out
as a photographer...
296
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,772
Wo...
297
00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,712
Cousin, I've got to
talk to you.
298
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,314
Balki, not now.
299
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,849
Appleton,
what are you doing?
300
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,152
I dropped a contact lens.
301
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,388
Cousin, I'm sitting
with Mrs. Van Wisser
302
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:40,093
and she has made it
very clear that she
wants to dine alone.
303
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,696
Cousin, I've got to
get out of here.
304
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,334
Balki, you can't.
Yes, I can.
305
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,668
Sorry, I just
thought that...
306
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,503
Oh, ah!
I'll, I'll be right back.
307
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,476
What are you doing?
308
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:58,211
Mrs. Van Wisser
will call the police!
309
00:17:58,278 --> 00:17:59,579
Balki, if I don't
go back
to that table
310
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,181
I'm going to
lose my job!
311
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,084
No, no.
312
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:08,121
Uh, I was just looking
for a chair for my friend.
313
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:09,556
Oh!
Here's one.
314
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,460
Come on.
Just follow my lead.
315
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,867
BOTH: Hi!
316
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:27,540
Hi?
317
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,541
Small world.
318
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,177
I thought I saw
my cousin Balki
319
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,111
and, well,
sure enough I did.
320
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,746
Big deal, you work together.
321
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,216
Yes, but he is such
an interesting man
322
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,951
that if he's gone for
more than a minute,
your life gets boring.
323
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,689
Uh, Mr. Wainwright,
Balki Bartokomous.
324
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,324
A pleasure.
325
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,698
Balki's from Mypos.
326
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,766
An ambidextrous island.
327
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,107
But, uh, where are
our manners?
328
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,942
Uh, Balki,
won't you join us?
329
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,711
Oh, I couldn't possibly.
Oh, please.
330
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,112
Oh, no, absolutely
out of the question.
331
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,515
Oh, you must.
332
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,250
I insist.
Well, just this once.
333
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,928
Just where is Mypos,
Mr. Bartokomous?
334
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,697
Well, it's in
the Southeastern
Mediterranean.
335
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:32,138
That's funny, I thought
I knew all the islands
336
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,041
Well, um,
Mypos is very small.
337
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,777
During the war it was used
for target practice.
338
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,848
Would you like some food
of your own, Bartokomous?
339
00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:43,350
Oh, no, no, no.
340
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,485
This is fine! So full.
This is fine.
341
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,787
Oh, well, we enjoy
doing things together.
342
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,458
Did I mention
that we're cousins?
343
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,896
Were your parents
cousins, too?
344
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,605
Is there something
wrong with your
left hand, young man?
345
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,139
I notice you don't
use it at all.
346
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,709
No, no, I just...
I like to save it
347
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,245
for emergencies.
348
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,649
Emergencies?
Yes.
349
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,952
Of course.
350
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:26,826
But enough about me!
351
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,528
Uh, more bread,
Mr. Wainwright?
352
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:30,730
Ooh! Oh,
I'm so sorry.
353
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,699
I, I, I...
354
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,569
Appleton, you'd better
have a good explanation
for this!
355
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,638
Oh! Oh! Eh... Explanation!
356
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,741
Oh, you dood I be.
You di dee boo.
You bet I do.
357
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:44,511
This... This could happen
to anyone.
358
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:49,582
It happened to me.
It happened to him.
359
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,752
Cousin, you're babbling.
360
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:54,987
Well, nip feedle stip net.
361
00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:16,242
So, what could I do?
362
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,381
Well, it's a great pleasure
to meet you boys.
363
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:29,722
Oh, you were right, Harry.
364
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,562
Appleton, I hope
you realize
you're very lucky!
365
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,865
Yes, yes, sir,
I, I know, sir. I know.
I, I...
366
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,672
Mmm, we're lucky
we didn't have
to go to the men's room.
367
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,708
Good point.
368
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,044
Cousin.
What?
369
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,713
I got to say something.
370
00:21:55,482 --> 00:21:56,583
None of this
would have happened if...
371
00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:01,954
I know.
Cousin...
372
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,190
None of this
would have...
I know.
373
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,326
You're going to say
that none of this
would have happened
374
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:09,862
if I had talked to you
when I was angry.
375
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,700
I was wrong,
and I'm sorry.
376
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,536
Oh, cousin,
that's very nice.
377
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,705
That isn't actually
what I was going to say.
378
00:22:21,307 --> 00:22:23,142
What I was going
to say is
379
00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,812
none of this would
have happened if I had
just been patient
380
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,915
and waited for you to find
a time to talk to me.
381
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:31,951
I was just
trying to follow
my Myposian proverb.
382
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:37,990
Well, Balki, nobody enjoys
a good Myposian proverb
more than I do.
383
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:43,530
But life is a little
more complicated in America.
384
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:45,998
You might
have to adjust
your proverbs.
385
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:49,201
Well, I guess
they could use
some fine-tuning.
386
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,972
You know, on Mypos
when we say we have
to talk right now,
387
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,141
it's not so much
a problem
388
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:58,945
because there's really
nothing else to do.
389
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,950
How was your lunch?
390
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,452
What happened?
391
00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:08,721
You two guys
look like Tony Curtis
and Sidney Poitier.
392
00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:13,092
Well, actually,
you both look
like Tony Curtis.
393
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,229
Oh, it's a long story.
394
00:23:17,296 --> 00:23:18,698
Have you seen Jimmy?
395
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,533
Maybe he's got
another key
to these things.
396
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,869
Oh, sure I have.
He went to the hospital.
397
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,637
His wife is
having a baby.
398
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,143
BOTH: Ohh...
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