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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothin' to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kind of change
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* No matter what
the odds are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* The rain and thunder
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* The wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* And nothing's gonna
stop me now *
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Big plans tonight, Harriette?
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Well, I was thinking about
going to a nice restaurant.
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Having a romantic dinner.
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Maybe dancing till dawn.
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But I guess I should go
home to my husband.
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Oh, is it quitting time already?
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I got to reading some
of my old advice columns
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and lost track of time.
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Damn, I'm good.
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You better be good.
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I'll make it.
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I have not missed
a deadline yet.
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That's because you get other
people to do your work.
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Once in five years
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I asked you for
a tiny bit of advice
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to fill out a column.
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You took my tiny bit of advice
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and turned it into
a five-part series.
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I'll get that.
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Why, Harriette,
I may be neurotic.
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I may be panic-prone.
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And yes, I will admit
I have a fear of polyester.
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But... I am not a thief.
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Okay, you're not a thief.
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You're just out of your mind.
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I can't believe
this is happening.
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Lighten up, Larry.
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We do this all the time.
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No. No.
That was the DA's office.
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They called to tell me that
Vince Lucas has been paroled.
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Who is Vince Lucas?
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About a year ago,
Balki and I were supposed
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to be witnesses against him.
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On the day of the trial
Vince called me over
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to correct any misunderstanding
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Balki and I might have
had about testifying.
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Obviously, you're not getting
what I'm telling you.
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Maybe it's the world we live in.
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A person doesn't know
who to believe anymore.
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Like, a lot of people
go around making idle threats.
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I don't. I make good
on my promises.
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If you and your pal
testify, I'll get you.
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Even if I go to jail
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I'll get you no matter
how long it takes.
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Someday you'll be
in a dark place.
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You'll sense someone behind you.
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You'll feel a twinge of pain.
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Things will start getting grey.
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You'll have an out-of-body
experience...
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Permanently.
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Now, do you understand
what I'm saying?
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You'll get me.
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So, Balki and I
testified anyway.
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And Vince was sent to prison.
That's good.
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And now Vince is back
on the street.
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That's bad.
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What should you do?
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A convicted felon who has vowed
to seek revenge upon you
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was paroled today and
you don't know what to do?
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Get the hell
out of town, Larry.
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I've gotta tell Balki.
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Do you know where he is?
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Oh, my God.
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Vince has got Balki.
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Poor little guy.
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He didn't even have a chance.
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I hope he didn't suffer.
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You go and find Balki.
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And I'll stay here and slap her.
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I've gotta find Balki
before Vince does.
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* It's not unusual
to be loved by anyone
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* It's not unusual
to have fun with anyone
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* If you ever want
to be loved by anyone
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* It's not unusual
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* To find that I'm
in love with you
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* Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa whoa whoa *
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Balki Bartokomous...
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I've been looking
forward to this day.
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Me, too.
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So...
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How was prison?
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Well, Joliet was nice
but it was no Leavenworth.
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Well, we got to get you settled.
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I've got everything you
need all laid out for you.
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I've got, uh, a sheepskin,
in case you get cold
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and a brand-new Masters
of the Universe toothbrush
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and the shower cap
is complimentary.
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I can't believe
you're doing this for me.
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Oh, go on with you.
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Well, I know it's been a long
trip down from up the river
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so why don't you
make yourself comfortable
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and we'll be having dinner
in about 30 minutes.
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Balki?
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Balki?
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Hey, Balki.
Hi, cousin.
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Oh, I'm glad you're alive.
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Well, I'm glad to be alive.
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Cousin? Cousin. Cousin.
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If you just...
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Cousin, if you just
stand still one second
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I have a surprise for you.
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I have something
important to tell you.
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You can surprise me later.
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But, I want to tell you
my surprise now...
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I found out Vince Lucas
was paroled today.
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All right, help me move
the sofa in front of the door.
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No...
Help me.
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Hey, Appleton.
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How's it going?
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Surprise!
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Larry, I want
to thank you. Oh!
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You know, it's not everybody
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who would let an ex-con
move in with them.
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Are you kidding?
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We'll gonna be the envy
of the neighborhood.
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Cousin,
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Cousin Larry is so
excited the cat ate his tongue.
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Okay, we're gonna have
dinner pretty soon.
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Let me see.
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Okay, we know where
we have to go.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
Uh, we'll talk later.
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Well, of course you can.
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What is he doing here?
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More to the point,
what am I doing here?
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We're hiding until I figure out
what Vince is doing here.
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Well, well, I...
I invited him.
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And he accepted.
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Isn't that nice?
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Are you crazy?
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You seem upset.
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Yes, yes, I'm upset!
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There's a killer
in the bathroom.
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Oh, cousin, he's not a killer!
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He, he... He was a thief,
and a loan shark
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and there was
the occasional assault
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with a deadly weapon
but he was not a killer.
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Oh, well, what the heck?
Give him my room.
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Well, I didn't think it would
be fair without asking first.
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Cousin, on Mypos when a criminal
is released from prison
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he is given to one of the nice
families on the island
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so that he can learn
to be a good person.
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And, and for the family that
gets him, it's a great honor.
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And I don't want to brag, but...
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my family...
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we had two arsonists
stay with us.
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This is America!
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We don't take convicts
into our homes!
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Oh, po, po, cousin.
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Now I understand what
got your dandruff up.
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Let me relieve you of your mind.
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Vince is a changed person.
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He studied photography
in prison.
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Photography?
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Yeah, and he's got
a job all lined up.
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And he's going to be
a photographer's assistant
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but the job don't start
for two days.
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And he don't have a place
to stay for those two days.
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How do you know all this?
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I've been writing him
ever since he went to jail.
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Haven't you?
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No.
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No. Is that part
of this Mypos thing, too?
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You can't just send a person
to jail and forget about him.
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Cousin, believe me,
Vince is not here to kill us.
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He just wants a new
fleece on life
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and we have to help him.
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You really trust this guy?
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Illicitly.
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Well...
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it's just a couple of days.
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I guess can go without
sleep that long.
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Cousin, please, believe me.
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Nothing is going to happen.
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After all, if we
both ended up dead
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I'd have to live with it
the rest of my life.
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Cousin, where do you want
to go to for lunch today?
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Well, why don't we
go to McMahon's?
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Okay. Vince will
be here any minute.
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Vince?
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Yeah, Vince.
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Our VIP.
Very important prisoner.
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Whoa. Wait a minute.
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What am I thinking?
I can't go to lunch today.
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Why not?
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Why not?
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Well, how come
you eat breakfast?
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Whoa, because the actual holiday
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doesn't kick in
until after... Noon.
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And, uh, oh, darn it.
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It's five minutes after.
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Maybe next time.
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Wait a minute.
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Cousin, I can read you
like a scroll.
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You're not fasting.
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You're avoiding Vince.
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You still don't trust him.
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Cousin, the way you're acting,
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I wouldn't be surprised
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Balki, it's hard to trust a man
who might kill me in my sleep.
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But, cousin,
you're not even trying.
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I don't think you really believe
Vince is a changed man.
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Bingo.
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Don't change the subject.
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Well, he threatened me,
too, but I trust him.
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How do you do that?
Cousin, it's easy.
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You, you just, you know,
trust him a little bit
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and then you trust him
a little bit more
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and then you trust him
a lot more.
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You can start small.
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Loan him your car.
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Hi, guys.
Boy, life is good.
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You know, they let me
in the building
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without a strip-search.
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BALKI: Hi, Vince.
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I could kill
for a chili dog, right now.
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Cousin
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Yeah. Sure.
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Why not?
I tell you what, Vince.
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Why don't you drive?
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Oh, thanks.
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It'll be good to drive again.
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Hey, you guys ever
see the car chase
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in The French Connection?
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Ah, uh-uh, no trouble,
Mr. Denagree.
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I'm still starting
work tomorrow.
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I just need some
photography advice.
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I want to take a picture
of the guys I'm staying with.
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You know, frame it,
then give it to 'em
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as a gift for being
so nice to me.
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VINCE: But I want it
to be a surprise.
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But the problem is every time
I try to get a shot off
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this one guy Larry
is watching me.
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Well, I... Well, I thought
about shooting them
in their sleep, but...
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VINCE: I really wanted
their eyes to be open.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're probably right.
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It, uh, won't be
much of a surprise
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but at least it will
get the job done.
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I'll just sit them down
tomorrow morning
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and shoot them both.
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00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,652
Thanks, boss.
I'll see you later.
258
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,202
Balki. Balki, wake up.
259
00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,339
Vince is going to kill us.
260
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,376
Now, cousin,
you had a bad dream.
261
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,477
Go back to bed.
262
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,249
Balki, I'm serious.
263
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:19,519
Vince is going to shoot us
first thing tomorrow morning.
264
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,091
He told me himself
he's not a morning person.
265
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,626
Balki.
266
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,495
Balki.
267
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:30,563
Balki!
268
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:35,435
I'm not making this up.
269
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,438
I really do,
but it's not working!
270
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:41,508
I just heard Vince on the phone
planning our murders.
271
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,644
Cousin, are you sure?
272
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,513
This never happened on Mypos.
273
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,420
Of course, we couldn't barbecue
when they were there.
274
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,557
Balki.
275
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,293
I'm sure the criminals on Mypos
276
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,662
are a darn fine
bunch of people.
277
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,931
Unfortunately, Vince is a lemon.
278
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,067
No. I think he's a Pisces.
279
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,105
I mean, he hasn't reformed.
280
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,975
Lots of killers are nice.
281
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,744
Lizzie Borden
was homecoming queen.
282
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,680
Oh, hi, guys.
283
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,649
Vince, you're up.
284
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,717
Yeah, been up for a while,
I couldn't sleep.
285
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487
I had a nightmare.
286
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,157
The same one I've had
ever since I went to prison.
287
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:33,526
Well, we all have bad dreams.
288
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:36,529
Why don't we turn in
and think happy thoughts?
289
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:42,035
You know, it's a funny thing.
290
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,903
Get out of the city!
291
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,773
We were in your dream?
292
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,742
It's just the three of us
in this room with no doors.
293
00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:55,448
except I don't have
the straitjacket on.
294
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,690
Did you ever have the dream
where you couldn't run?
295
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,429
Well, the dream always
happens the same way.
296
00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,299
Uh, I talk real nice to you
297
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,234
tell you a few jokes.
298
00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:17,937
Then, when we're laughing
and having fun
299
00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,639
I grab you!
300
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,174
Then with my bare hands
301
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,743
I squeeze your necks
tighter and tighter
302
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,579
feeling the bones
crack under my thumbs
303
00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:30,150
feeling the life drain from
your pathetic little bodies.
304
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,324
Oh, sorry, uh...
305
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,761
Did you ever have a nightmare
that was so real
306
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,197
that you felt that
you were living it?
307
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,176
Well...
308
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,182
Well...
309
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,458
Well...
310
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:19,532
It's been fun
reminiscing like this.
311
00:18:21,368 --> 00:18:24,003
But I think I'll turn in.
312
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,605
Before you go, Larry,
313
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:28,040
I got something I was gonna
wait until the morning to do
314
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,009
but since we're all up,
315
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,478
I might as well do it now.
316
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:33,846
I'll be right back.
317
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,351
We'll be right here.
318
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,200
What's going on?
Going on?
319
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,467
Nothing's going on,
is there, Balki?
320
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,836
No, no. Nothing's going on.
321
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,970
We were just...
322
00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,406
measuring ourselves.
323
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,217
What you got there, Vince?
324
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:13,653
You'll see.
325
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,721
Stand over there.
326
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,744
Now's our chance. Grab him!
327
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,386
I've been hit.
328
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,224
Getting shot isn't
as bad as I thought.
329
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,297
Your mind shuts down.
330
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:05,004
Cousin, Vince
don't have a gun gun.
331
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:07,340
Vince has a flash gun.
332
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:09,175
Just like yours.
333
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:10,443
Look.
334
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:13,980
Very nice.
335
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,918
Well, why would I have a gun?
336
00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:21,421
Well, Cousin Larry thought
337
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:23,290
that he heard you on the phone
338
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,358
telling someone
you were going to shoot us.
339
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,829
I was talking to the guy
I'm gonna to work for.
340
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,231
I wanted to shoot
a picture of you.
341
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,334
You know, frame it
and give it to you
342
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,968
as a way of paying you back
343
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,004
for all the things you've...
You've done for me.
344
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,640
Oh.
345
00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,945
Oh, no.
346
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,450
Oh, Vince, I...
I feel awful.
347
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:52,752
I am so sorry.
348
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:57,624
I don't know what to say.
349
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,059
You guys thought
I was going to shoot you?
350
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,494
Balki didn't.
351
00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:02,862
He... He had faith in you.
352
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,764
He trusted you
right from the beginning.
353
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,999
This is all my fault.
354
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,805
God, Vince, can you,
can you ever forgive me?
355
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:17,610
You thought I was gonna
shoot you with a gun?
356
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,278
Yes.
357
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,948
This is great!
358
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,350
A gun! I love it!
359
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,953
You know, I haven't laughed
360
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,855
this much since
the Newhart show.
361
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,924
Not the new one,
the old one with
Suzanne Pleshette.
362
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,927
This is great.
363
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,400
You know...
364
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,135
I might actually
be able to sleep now.
365
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:52,745
VINCE: Goodnight, guys.
366
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:56,248
Booga booga!
367
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,818
You guys kill me!
368
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,568
Balki, guess what came
in the mail today.
369
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:17,670
Vince sent us
the picture he took of us.
370
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:21,508
Oh, cousin, isn't that nice!
Yeah.
371
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,377
Just goes to show you
what a little trust can do.
372
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:26,846
Okay, I admit
373
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:29,148
I was a little
skeptical at first
374
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:32,585
but from now on Larry Appleton
will go out of his way,
375
00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,554
will bend over backwards,
376
00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,956
will walk that extra mile
to help his fellow man
377
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,091
back on the straight
and narrow path.
378
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,093
Oh, cousin. That's nice.
379
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,095
I think Willie will be
happy to hear that.
380
00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:48,200
Willie
381
00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,836
Oh, Willie the Weasel.
382
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,071
He and Vince were
roommates in prison.
383
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:55,074
And so, I invited him to come
and stay here when he gets out.
384
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,909
Balki...
385
00:22:56,976 --> 00:22:59,111
You know, the thing is
I'm not sure when he's coming.
386
00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:02,915
Because he said after
he goes over the wall
387
00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:07,754
then he has to lay low
until the heat dies down.
388
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,923
So I guess that means
we'll see him...
389
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,092
Early fall?
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