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* Sometimes the world
looks perfect
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* Nothing to rearrange
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* Sometimes you just
get a feeling
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* Like you need
some kinda change
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* No matter what the odds
are this time
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* Nothing's gonna
stand in my way
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* This flame in my heart
like a long lost friend
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* Gives every dark street
a light at the end
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* Standing tall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Rise and fall
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* On the wings of my dream
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* Through the rain and thunder
the wind and haze
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* I'm bound for better days
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
* Nothing's gonna stop me
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* It's my life and my dream
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now
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* Nothing's gonna stop me now *
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BALKI: All right, cousin.
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Cover your eyes,
I have a surprise for you.
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You know
I don't like surprises
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unless I know what they are.
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What is it?
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Balki.
Okay, I give you a hint.
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Uh, it's bright green,
it-it-it hangs from a tree
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and it's 24 feet long.
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"Bright green,
hangs from a tree
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"and it's 24 feet long."
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Oh!
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It's a dog.
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It certainly is.
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My hint threw you off,
huh?
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Yes. Way off.
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Isn't he great?
Yes.
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His name is Suprides.
Suprides?
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Very good.
Oh.
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Well, that's a very pretty name.
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What does it mean?
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It means dog?
Well, of course it does.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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What did you think
I'd call him
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Well, he's a very cute dog.
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Who does he belong to?
Cousin, that's the great part.
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He belong to us.
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Now, I am so happy.
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I do the dance of joy.
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* Dai, dai, dai, dai
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* Hey, hey, hey , hey
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* Hey, hey, hey *
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Balki, did I miss something?
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When I left this morning
I didn't own half a dog.
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Well, you're a richer man today.
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You're gonna love this.
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The other day,
I am on my lunch hour
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taking a walk and I see this
little dog taking a walk.
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It must have been
his lunch hour too.
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So, I wanted
to have lunch with him.
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You want the, uh, spaghetti
or the meatloaf?
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Meatloaf.
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All right,
I'll have the spaghetti.
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Okay.
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Anyway, uh...
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Before I could
ask him to lunch
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a man comes up
in a prison truck
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and jumps out
and arrests him.
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Don't tell me.
You followed them
to the pound.
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Did I tell you this story?
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No, no, you didn't.
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Well, I didn't think so.
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And they, they tell me
that if nobody comes
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to claim him,
that he could be ours.
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and nobody claim him,
and they give him to me.
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And so now, he's ours
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and he comes
to live here with us.
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And we take him to the park.
Wait.
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And we teach him
to fetch and catch.
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And... And we teach him
to save children
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from the burning building
just like Loussie.
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Lassie.
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where he's going
to live here with us.
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He's a very nice dog,
but, Balki,
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I don't see
how we can keep him.
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Don't...
Don't talk like that
in front of him.
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You hurt his little feelings.
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Uh, excuse us, Suprides.
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Now, wait there, Suprides.
Balki
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Balki, Balki, Balki!
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Have you given
any thought at all
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to what's involved
in having a dog?
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Well, of course I have.
Don't be ridiculous.
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Balki, we don't even know
if he's housebroken.
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Ah, I can train him.
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I'm good at that.
I'm a sheepherder.
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Of course,
you can't train a sheep.
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They're dumb as a rock.
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We're both ignoring
the biggest problem.
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We can't keep Suprides
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because our lease forbids us
to have pets.
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Get out of the city.
Yes.
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How could anyone
not allow animals?
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Balki, Twinkacetti evicted
the last tenants
for having pets.
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Do you want that
to happen to us?
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No, but...
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Cousin, don't make me
take him back.
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I had, when I was a little boy,
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I have a dog
on Mypos called Couscous.
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And he grows up with me
and he tends sheep with me.
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And before you,
he was my best friend.
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And when I came to America,
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I have to leave him behind.
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And now I have a dog again.
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Well, Balki,
I know how you feel.
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I had a dog back in Madison.
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Spot.
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I named him myself.
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Yeah, he showed up on
our front door one winter
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half frozen,
the poor little fella.
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We thawed him out,
nursed him back to health.
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I taught him
to bring me the paper.
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Spot was smart as a whip.
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Well,
my little puppy dog Couscous
was smart as two whips.
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In the morning, he use
to bring me my sandals.
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When Spot fetched the paper,
he used to bring us
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each the section we wanted.
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When we wanted news,
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Couscous used to drag home
the village gossip.
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Spot could read the paper.
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Couscous could play
the mandolin.
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Spot did my taxes.
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Bullwinkle.
All right, all right.
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He didn't do my taxes,
but he was one
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of the all-time great dogs.
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Oh, cousin.
I miss him.
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Cousin...
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Wouldn't it be great
to have a dog again?
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Yes, you like that,
don't you?
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Yes, you do. Yes.
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Yes, yes.
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No. No!
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No, no!
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The bottom line
is our lease forbids it.
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We'll have
to take him back.
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But, cousin, the man
at the dog prison says
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that the dogs that
nobody wants are put to sleep.
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And if we take him back
this dog is a dead duck.
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Yeah!
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Maybe we could work it out.
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And Twinkacetti is not
that hard to fool.
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Well, you got that right.
He hired us.
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All right, if we're gonna
break the rules
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we have to do it right.
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We'll have
to work the dog's schedule
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around Twinkacetti's.
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Make sure there's no
telltale doggy signs
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around the apartment.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I think we could do it.
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What do you think?
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He's thinking it over.
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He says he thinks
we can do it.
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What's he say now?
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How should I know?
He's a dog.
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Okay, Suprides.
Snack time, buddy.
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Here we go.
I got your favorite.
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Sour cream and onion, huh?
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You like one of these?
What do you say?
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Yes, good doggy.
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Don't tell Balki
I give you these.
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Cousin,
Mr. Twinkacetti's coming.
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All right, all right.
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Don't panic!
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Code red.
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Dust sucker!
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Dust sucker.
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Come on, come on,
come on.
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Here we go,
here we go.
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Come on,
here we go.
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Uh-oh.
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TWINKACETTI:
All right, tenants,
listen up!
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Here's the new light bulb
for the hall.
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Try to make this one last.
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I don't know if we
can pull this off.
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Sooner or later,
we're gonna get caught.
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Cousin, relax.
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If we're careful,
Mr. Twinkacetti
never find Suprides.
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Come on, Suprides.
Something will go wrong.
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Something always goes wrong
when I break rules.
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We won't get caught.
You are a great planner.
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I am?
You are.
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Your code red
was brilliant.
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Yeah, it was pretty good,
wasn't it?
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Yes.
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I mean, we're dealing
with a dog here.
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He could make a mistake.
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Oh, no. Not Suprides.
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This is the smartest dog
in America.
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Okay, Suprides,
let's go show Cousin Larry
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what you learned
in only one week.
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Come on, come on.
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Sit, sit.
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Okay.
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Now we are so happy,
we do the dance of joy.
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* Dai, dai, dai, dai
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* Hey, hey, hey, hey *
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Oh, po po.
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He's a smart dog.
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You see?
There's nothing to worry about.
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Between the three of us,
we can pull this off.
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Balki, this whole thing
makes me very nervous.
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But, cousin, when you're
not being nervous
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don't you just love Suprides?
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See? He says he loves you too.
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Oh, now you can understand him?
When he barks clearly.
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Oh, oh.
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Well, he is a
wonderful dog.
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He's worth a little
inconvenience.
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Now, that's
the spirit of '76.
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We'll just do
what mankind has done
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for centuries when faced
with a challenge.
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We'll adapt.
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In a week, this will
all seem second nature.
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In a month,
it will be third nature.
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In the fresh air.
Proudly.
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With dignity.
Let's go.
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Now, remember,
when we get to the corner
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you and Suprides
get in the dumpster
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and I'll push you to the park.
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Baby. Puppy.
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Yeah, he wants to go
for his walk, doesn't he?
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Yes.
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All right, you deadbeats,
open up.
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Come on, Suprides.
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You owe me rent. Open up.
He came for the rent.
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Didn't you pay it?
No, you pay the rent.
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I gave you the check.
No, you didn't.
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TWINKACETTI: I'm getting
ticked off out here.
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Okay, I'm writing
the check right now.
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Just a slight oversight.
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Now, that's two T's
in Twinkacetti, isn't it?
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Okay, here we go. Yes.
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Here's the check.
I'm sorry I can't ask you in.
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I'm contagious.
I have rickets.
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What you got is a dog in here.
I heard it.
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We don't have a dog.
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That's against
our leash. Lease.
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Then what are you doing
with this?
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That's mine.
Yours
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Oh, yes.
Very nutritious.
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No additives,
no preservatives.
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Yeah.
You should eat this well.
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Why don't you have
a snack right now?
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Mmm.
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This is delicious.
255
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,051
And if you're a gravy lover,
you just add water.
256
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:27,300
Mr. Twinkacetti,
you catch me unawares.
257
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,207
Cousin, guests?
Why you didn't tell me?
258
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,945
I was just telling
Mr. Twinkacetti
259
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,779
about our nutrition program.
260
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:41,448
Balki turned me on to this.
261
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:47,520
What?
Nothing.
262
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:50,790
why we have dog food
in the house but no dog.
263
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:53,460
Mmm Yes.
264
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,970
Would you care
to join us for dinner?
265
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:04,604
It's nothing fancy.
266
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,175
A-ha!
267
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,677
Dog hair.
Dog hair?
268
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,380
Ah, ah, ha, ha.
269
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,316
Balki, he thinks
that's dog hair.
270
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:30,930
We were entertaining a couple
of young ladies last night.
271
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,399
They shed.
272
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,437
Norwegian.
273
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,241
Oh, please.
274
00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,713
What's in the bedroom?
Nothing.
275
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,649
My girlfriend.
Nothing but his girlfriend.
276
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,220
Inga.
277
00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,960
Mr. Twinkacetti,
you have no right
to invade our privacy.
278
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:04,097
You can't just barge
in here and search
our apartment.
279
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,433
I have every right.
I'm the landlord.
280
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:08,168
Well, we're the tenants
and we have...
281
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:11,438
On the other hand,
why beat a dead dog?
282
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,506
Search to your
heart's contempt.
283
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,175
Be our guest.
284
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,519
Why did you make
me eat dog food?
285
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,457
I had to.
Why are you
wearing my clothes?
286
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,991
Don't change the subject.
287
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:34,161
Why are you wearing
my clothes...
288
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,995
Hi.
289
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,999
Your girlfriend seems
to have disappeared.
290
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,501
Well, she's very shy.
291
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:44,571
She probably
jumped out the window.
292
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,640
Guys, guys, I know
you got a dog in here.
293
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,309
And when I find it,
you either get
294
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,212
it out of here
or you're out of here.
295
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,281
Seems fair.
296
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,319
Thank you so much
for dropping by.
297
00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:01,020
How did Suprides
get out of the bedroom?
298
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,489
Well, he opened the door.
299
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,492
But I know that.
How did he open the door?
300
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,560
I taught him how
to do it with his teeth.
301
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,198
Well, unless you taught him
how to hail a cab,
302
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,200
I suggest we go get him.
303
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,041
Get rid of Inga.
304
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,754
Don't worry, Suprides.
305
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,357
I don't let Mr. Twinkacetti
take you away.
306
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,159
I'll think of something.
307
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,595
Do you have any ideas?
308
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,631
Me neither.
309
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,004
Balki, how you doing?
310
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,606
Cousin, I can't
talk right now.
311
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,509
I have to think
of a way to keep Suprides.
312
00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,347
Balki, Mr. Twinkacetti said
Suprides had to be out by today.
313
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,249
Cousin, we have till midnight.
314
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,018
Well, I think
I came up with something.
315
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,256
I went to an organization
that finds homes for animals.
316
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,993
Cousin, I told you,
I don't want you to do that.
317
00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:17,230
Well, I think I found
the right family for Suprides.
318
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:18,798
You'll like the Coopers.
319
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,501
Cousin, how can you
think of sending
320
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,703
Suprides to a family
you don't even know?
321
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,605
I've talked to the Coopers
for a long time.
322
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,640
They took me out
to their place.
323
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:31,544
It's a farm with trees
and meadows and a brook.
324
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,781
And they've got two kids
who are just dying for a dog.
325
00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:38,351
And they're right downstairs.
Why don't you just meet them?
326
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,353
No, I don't want to meet them.
327
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,358
Balki, I don't think
living in an apartment
328
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,660
is good for Suprides.
329
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:50,597
He's cooped up all day.
He can't get out.
330
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,234
He can't meet other dogs.
He can't date.
331
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,271
But we don't date
and we're okay.
332
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,445
No?
333
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:09,482
Balki, forcing a dog
to live like us is inhuman.
334
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,687
I think he'll be
happier on a farm.
335
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,891
How could he be
happy without me?
336
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,331
Balki, I know this
is painful for you.
337
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,998
But I think maybe
you're thinking more
338
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,768
about what's good for you
than what's good for him.
339
00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,906
They have a farm?
340
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:40,747
I think Suprides
would like sheep.
341
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,783
Can I get the Coopers?
342
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,386
Yes.
343
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,698
Did you hear that, Suprides?
344
00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:01,401
Cousin Larry
has found you a new home.
345
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:04,036
And he says you'll like it.
346
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,706
And Cousin Larry don't lie.
347
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,476
He says it's got
a lot of trees
348
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:13,045
and a meadow,
and a brook
349
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,283
and a lot
of children to play with
350
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,718
and some sheep to chase
351
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,853
just like Couscous
does on Mypos.
352
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,029
I don't want you to go.
353
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:34,667
But I didn't rescue you
from the prison truck
354
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,737
to keep you locked
in an apartment all day.
355
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,374
And I'll come to see you
so you don't forget me.
356
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:46,846
And maybe someday,
I have a farm and you can
come to visit me
357
00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:50,617
and run in my fields
and play with me
358
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,053
and nobody takes you away
from me...
359
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,055
Ever again.
360
00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:59,492
So, if you like the Coopers
361
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:03,796
and you want to go to
their farm and wait for me
362
00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,666
then show me something.
363
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:10,437
Show me a sign
and then I'll be okay.
364
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:24,517
Oh, look.
What a beautiful dog.
365
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,486
Balki, this is Mrs. Cooper.
366
00:21:26,553 --> 00:21:27,920
Hello, Balki.
Hello.
367
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,258
Can we pet the dog?
Of course, you can.
368
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:34,461
Here, boy.
Here, boy.
369
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,998
Well, Suprides
seems to like the kids.
370
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:48,307
Can we keep him, mom?
371
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:50,042
Can we, please?
372
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:57,016
Well, Balki, it's up to you.
373
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,557
Well, that's up to Suprides.
374
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:07,427
Suprides, what do you say?
375
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:24,076
He says yes,
so I say yes.
376
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,712
Oh, thank you.
377
00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:28,448
You're welcome.
378
00:22:28,515 --> 00:22:32,051
Now, you take
good care of him.
379
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,221
He likes to be
scratched right here.
380
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,457
And, uh...
381
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,393
He likes sour cream
and onion potato chips.
382
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:43,930
We'll take good care of him.
383
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,265
And you can come visit him
any time you want.
384
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,600
Thank you.
385
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:51,671
Bye-bye, Suprides.
386
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:56,509
Come on, kids. Let's go.
Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
387
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:58,578
Thank you.
Thanks.
388
00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:01,113
All right, come on, come on.
Goodbye.
389
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,465
I feel bad.
390
00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:22,802
Well, I'm sorry we had
to give up Suprides, too.
391
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,737
No.
392
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:28,975
I feel bad because...
I'm a selfish person.
393
00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,378
No, you're not.
394
00:23:32,445 --> 00:23:35,815
When you realized
what was best for Suprides,
you did it.
395
00:23:36,583 --> 00:23:38,651
I'm proud of you.
396
00:23:38,718 --> 00:23:41,087
You are?
You bet I am.
397
00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,656
Well, then, I feel better.
398
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:48,194
Cousin, someday can we have,
can we have a little pet?
399
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,163
Well, sure,
I guess we could get
something like a...
400
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,366
Hamster or a fish.
401
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,569
I want a fish.
402
00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,572
Well, all right,
one of these days
we'll go to the pet store--
403
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:03,309
No, I want go today.
No.
404
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:05,077
No, no, Balki.
405
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,849
All right, all right.
Okay.
406
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:14,721
We'll go today.
We'll get one fish.
407
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:17,924
And I get to name it.
408
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,697
Two fish, that's it.
409
00:24:25,498 --> 00:24:27,800
And you clean the bowl.
410
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,336
Can we get the little diver
with the bubbles?
411
00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,705
No, we can't get the little
diver with the bubbles.
412
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,941
Can we get that,
that sticky stuff that--
413
00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,175
No, you can't.
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