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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,026 --> 00:00:50,123 ? ..Sheds His grace on thee... ? 2 00:00:52,115 --> 00:00:53,157 Hey, Dad. 3 00:00:53,157 --> 00:00:57,168 Man, "F" this wannabe holiday! 4 00:00:57,168 --> 00:00:58,329 What!?? 5 00:00:58,329 --> 00:01:00,465 The Fourth of July? You hate the Fourth of July? 6 00:01:00,465 --> 00:01:02,135 - Yes. - It's America's birthday! 7 00:01:02,135 --> 00:01:05,465 - You don't like birthdays? - After the bottle-rocket smoke clears, 8 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,727 day after tomorrow, all these mouth-breathers are gonna be in my store 9 00:01:09,727 --> 00:01:13,981 buying half-off Christmas ornaments. You know it and I know it. 10 00:01:13,981 --> 00:01:16,480 - I don't know if I know it. - Oh? 11 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,730 What are you looking at'? Oh, wow! 12 00:01:19,730 --> 00:01:22,070 Fifty Shades of He-e-ey! 13 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:24,239 Go talk to him! 14 00:01:24,239 --> 00:01:29,196 - No. He's... He's busy. - He should be gettin' busy with you. 15 00:01:29,196 --> 00:01:32,284 I... I can't go over there. What if he... 16 00:01:32,284 --> 00:01:34,742 What if he slaps me'? 17 00:01:34,742 --> 00:01:38,828 What? What if'? What if instead of writing the Declaration of Independence, 18 00:01:38,828 --> 00:01:42,133 George Washington Wrote the Declaration of Suffering in Silence 19 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:43,802 with Your Raging Lady-boner'? 20 00:01:43,802 --> 00:01:46,385 - Okay. - What if instead of freeing the slaves, 21 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:48,971 Abraham Lincoln said, "Ye shall not pass!" 22 00:01:48,971 --> 00:01:51,853 Okay, well, that's was Gandalf, but I know where you're going. 23 00:01:51,853 --> 00:01:53,556 Go talk to him. 24 00:01:53,556 --> 00:01:57,473 I can't go over to that guy. He's like an angel that's come down from outer space. 25 00:01:57,473 --> 00:02:00,397 Yeah, so ask him to probe you. Miaow! 26 00:02:00,397 --> 00:02:02,853 - I can't... I can't do it. - Yes, you can! 27 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:06,323 Look. Mister Pretty's off the phone. Come on, do it. 28 00:02:06,323 --> 00:02:08,990 How many of those have you had'? You seem drunk. 29 00:02:08,990 --> 00:02:11,956 I'm drunk. Deb, I haven't had dinner. 30 00:02:11,956 --> 00:02:13,991 Deb! Deb! Deb! 31 00:02:13,991 --> 00:02:17,993 Deb! Deb! Deb! Deb! Deb! 32 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:21,250 - Okay! Here goes nothing! - Deb! Deb! Deb! Do it! 33 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,542 Deb! Deb! Deb! Deb! 34 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,551 - Oh, sorry. - Deb... 35 00:02:25,551 --> 00:02:28,253 Deb, do it now. Go. 36 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:31,600 See you. 37 00:02:32,924 --> 00:02:34,846 Oh, fuck me! 38 00:02:55,488 --> 00:02:56,238 Uh! 39 00:02:57,156 --> 00:02:58,367 Oh! 40 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:07,626 Ah! 41 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:09,961 Oh! 42 00:03:18,469 --> 00:03:20,309 What the...'? 43 00:03:21,806 --> 00:03:27,109 Well, I think... I noticed that she had red hair and that's about it. 44 00:03:27,109 --> 00:03:29,447 Stacy and I had this fight, 45 00:03:29,447 --> 00:03:33,028 then this person and I started drinking 46 00:03:33,028 --> 00:03:35,832 and talking and drinking. 47 00:03:35,832 --> 00:03:38,282 And the rest is kind of a blur. 48 00:03:38,282 --> 00:03:40,826 No, now she's here. She's still here. Yeah. 49 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:44,047 And I don't know how to get rid of her. 50 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:48,420 No, I can't force her out. 51 00:03:50,502 --> 00:03:52,507 I'm not gonna pull the fire alarm. 52 00:03:52,507 --> 00:03:55,808 - White Russian and a whisky neat. - Thanks, Billy. 53 00:03:55,808 --> 00:03:58,011 Oh, by gosh! 54 00:03:58,011 --> 00:04:00,353 You know my drink? Woah! 55 00:04:00,353 --> 00:04:05,476 Well, here's to the long, straight piece in Tetris. Clink! 56 00:04:07,185 --> 00:04:08,478 So, er... 57 00:04:08,478 --> 00:04:10,275 I'm upset, too. 58 00:04:10,275 --> 00:04:13,196 What are you doing in this gin joint'? 59 00:04:13,196 --> 00:04:15,570 Let me talk some sense into him. 60 00:04:15,570 --> 00:04:20,617 Uh-huh. He looks drunk and ready to explain himself. Yeah. We'll get back to you. Okay. 61 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:22,921 Ryan, that was your dad. 62 00:04:22,921 --> 00:04:26,613 Please explain to me why you told him to take that job and shove it'? 63 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:28,460 - No, I never said... - He said you did. 64 00:04:28,460 --> 00:04:31,595 I told him I thought long and hard, but I had to turn him down. 65 00:04:31,595 --> 00:04:35,221 - I was gonna tell you tonight. - I am your fianc�e, all right'? 66 00:04:35,221 --> 00:04:38,517 You tell me before you make any stupid decisions. 67 00:04:38,517 --> 00:04:41,765 And What exactly can we do for you, Fraggle'? 68 00:04:41,765 --> 00:04:47,106 I... I'm sorry. This gentleman bought me a drink and we were having a conservation. 69 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:51,318 Are you drinking his White Russian? I told you that was a girl's drink. 70 00:04:51,318 --> 00:04:53,573 This is your drink? 71 00:04:53,573 --> 00:04:55,446 Well, it was. 72 00:04:55,446 --> 00:04:57,337 I'm sorry. I drink them, too. 73 00:04:57,337 --> 00:05:00,598 I just thought you were being amazingly intuitive. 74 00:05:00,598 --> 00:05:04,093 Oh, good for you, sweetie. Why don't you just take it with our compliments, all right'? 75 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:07,214 - Billy! Another Russian and a Bird over here. - Coming up. 76 00:05:07,214 --> 00:05:10,792 Ryan, you need to call your dad right now. You can still get this job... 77 00:05:10,792 --> 00:05:13,003 Stacy, I'm not Working for my father's company. 78 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:14,929 We have this all figured out! 79 00:05:14,929 --> 00:05:18,722 You and I are gonna get married, your dad is gonna get old, we're gonna take over. 80 00:05:18,722 --> 00:05:21,926 What is going on with you'? Are you still into this "helping" people thing? 81 00:05:21,926 --> 00:05:26,020 I am done talking about this. Okay'? Like she said, we were having a conversation. 82 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,476 Really? What's her name then? 83 00:05:28,476 --> 00:05:29,941 - Estelle. - Deborah. 84 00:05:29,941 --> 00:05:33,108 What!?? You... you know my name'?! 85 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:36,527 No, I... You looked like a Deborah, so obviously I was wrong. 86 00:05:36,527 --> 00:05:39,579 No, my name is Deborah. You were right! 87 00:05:39,579 --> 00:05:42,298 I just said Estelle because I wanted to get you out of the doghouse. 88 00:05:42,298 --> 00:05:44,825 - How would that have helped me'? - You know what'? 89 00:05:44,825 --> 00:05:48,497 You two enjoy each other. Happy Independence Day. 90 00:05:48,497 --> 00:05:50,973 - Because we're through. - Stacy, this doesn't have to mean... 91 00:05:50,973 --> 00:05:54,509 Yes, it does, Ryan! This is a package deal. 92 00:05:54,509 --> 00:05:57,094 So you can say goodbye to these. 93 00:05:59,923 --> 00:06:01,975 Trixie and Mayberry. 94 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:06,394 - I loved those cats. - You'll see them again. 95 00:06:06,394 --> 00:06:08,933 She seems like a... 96 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,978 sweet girl. 97 00:06:12,602 --> 00:06:15,105 Kev, come on, focus. Help me. 98 00:06:15,105 --> 00:06:17,947 That is a solid move. No, man! 99 00:06:17,947 --> 00:06:20,450 - I'm not gonna... Yeah, but that's your move. - So? 100 00:06:20,450 --> 00:06:22,823 Not everybody can pull that off. 101 00:06:22,823 --> 00:06:26,374 Kev, you're breaking up or something. Go back to... 102 00:06:26,374 --> 00:06:28,876 - Kev, are you there? - Ryan! 103 00:06:42,549 --> 00:06:43,889 Excuse me'? 104 00:06:43,889 --> 00:06:45,139 Mmmm! 105 00:06:46,594 --> 00:06:48,765 Mmm, morning! 106 00:06:48,765 --> 00:06:51,606 Uh! I slept in, didn't I'? 107 00:06:51,606 --> 00:06:53,564 Yeah, you sure did. 108 00:06:53,564 --> 00:06:56,734 So, What's on the agend'? Brunch'? 109 00:06:56,734 --> 00:06:58,065 Ah, no. 110 00:06:58,065 --> 00:07:01,286 Ooh! A black-coffee man. I like it. 111 00:07:01,286 --> 00:07:04,414 "I'm John Wayne, I don't need no breakfast." 112 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:08,242 Ah, I actually already had my coffee, but... 113 00:07:08,242 --> 00:07:13,171 Anyway, it's the Fourth, so I'm gonna go spend some time with my family. 114 00:07:13,171 --> 00:07:15,756 - And maybe you should, too, right'? - Oh, my God! 115 00:07:15,756 --> 00:07:19,468 Oh, God! I must look terrible, but... so soon. 116 00:07:19,468 --> 00:07:21,757 But I... I guess I could meet your family. 117 00:07:21,757 --> 00:07:24,597 No, no, I actually meant your family. 118 00:07:24,597 --> 00:07:28,062 - Oh'? - But either way, I have to go right now, so... 119 00:07:28,062 --> 00:07:31,772 Okay, well just... do what you gotta do, Mr Magoo. 120 00:07:31,772 --> 00:07:35,437 I've got a book and I'll just, er... 121 00:07:35,437 --> 00:07:37,067 stay here. 122 00:07:37,067 --> 00:07:38,942 I'll see you in a couple of hours. 123 00:07:38,942 --> 00:07:41,151 Oh, erm... Hey, er, look, 124 00:07:41,151 --> 00:07:44,620 I don't exactly remember What happened last night... 125 00:07:44,620 --> 00:07:48,283 Oh'? Well, do you want the slow-motion instant replay? 126 00:07:48,283 --> 00:07:50,292 Oh, great Okay. Hey! 127 00:07:50,292 --> 00:07:51,749 - That's a... - Oh, no! 128 00:07:51,749 --> 00:07:56,044 That was a family heirloom, but, er, you know what'? Don't worry about it, please. 129 00:07:56,044 --> 00:07:57,552 Er, please. 130 00:07:57,552 --> 00:07:59,635 Okay. Well, er... 131 00:07:59,635 --> 00:08:01,507 As you wish. 132 00:08:01,507 --> 00:08:06,634 Erm... Well, look, I think we can agree that this was a mistake. 133 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:10,477 Oh, yeah. Of course, a mistake! 134 00:08:10,477 --> 00:08:13,359 What? I'm glad you said it before I said it. 135 00:08:13,359 --> 00:08:15,525 Cos I was gonna say it. 136 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:18,228 There's a load off! 137 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:21,152 Great! Okay. So we can leave. Now. 138 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,315 Now? 139 00:08:22,315 --> 00:08:24,285 Yes, now is... now is... 140 00:08:24,285 --> 00:08:26,868 is even, er, too late for me. 141 00:08:26,868 --> 00:08:31,495 Like I wish we could go in a time machine and go back five minutes, and then leave then. 142 00:08:31,495 --> 00:08:34,619 But we don't, we don't have that, so we just have to Walk. So here we go. 143 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:36,430 Where's the DeLorean when you need one, right'? 144 00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:38,625 - Okay. - Yeah! Hello! 145 00:08:38,625 --> 00:08:41,596 McFly? Anybody home? 146 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:44,557 - Okay, there you go. - Much obliged. 147 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,843 So, you know, if we run into each other around town, 148 00:08:49,843 --> 00:08:53,349 it doesn't need to be weird. We can just say hello or wave... 149 00:08:53,349 --> 00:08:56,817 What a nice morning. It's... 150 00:08:56,817 --> 00:08:59,436 Holidays are so peaceful, don't you think? 151 00:08:59,436 --> 00:09:02,194 - I guess I never really... - Listen, my children. 152 00:09:02,194 --> 00:09:06,157 And you will hear of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. 153 00:09:06,157 --> 00:09:09,906 A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door. 154 00:09:09,906 --> 00:09:12,912 And a word that will echo forever more. 155 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:16,913 Wow, that was actually nice. 156 00:09:16,913 --> 00:09:18,543 - Erm... - Thank you. 157 00:09:18,543 --> 00:09:20,585 - Have a good one. - Oh... 158 00:09:20,585 --> 00:09:24,053 It's Longfellow. He's from here. Portland, Maine. 159 00:09:24,053 --> 00:09:28,973 - Yeah, I know where we live. - I used to recite it for my mom every Fourth. 160 00:09:30,049 --> 00:09:32,137 She's in a better place now. 161 00:09:32,137 --> 00:09:34,099 Oh, I'm sorry. 162 00:09:34,099 --> 00:09:38,361 Virginia Beach. They have a lot of activities for seniors there. 163 00:09:38,361 --> 00:09:42,401 I try to go, but I'm so busy with work at the TV station. 164 00:09:42,401 --> 00:09:46,151 Hence, alone for the holiday! 165 00:09:46,151 --> 00:09:47,781 Okay, well, er... 166 00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:50,155 God bless... America! 167 00:09:50,155 --> 00:09:52,365 Hey, God mess you! 168 00:09:55,158 --> 00:09:57,210 Whoever you are. 169 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:07,049 Deb, it's Rubes. 170 00:10:07,049 --> 00:10:12,343 Call me as soon as you drag yourself out of that fine man's bed, you complete whore. 171 00:10:12,343 --> 00:10:14,887 Did you ever know that you're my hero...? 172 00:10:14,887 --> 00:10:19,520 Great! Somebody's coming in the store and they look drunk and I feel like ass today. 173 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,820 Hey! You break it, you buy it, bucks! 174 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,154 Shit! Aaah! 175 00:10:33,404 --> 00:10:35,825 Happy holidays. You've reached Yule Mart. 176 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:38,997 We'll be open July 4th until noon and all day on the 5th. 177 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:42,713 You'll love our frankincense and myrrh-chandise! Get it? 178 00:10:42,713 --> 00:10:46,710 Hi, I don't know if I should be your hero. 179 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,097 Homeboy didn't want to see me again after last night. 180 00:10:50,097 --> 00:10:53,891 I guess, in the light of day, I seemed like some sort of monster. 181 00:10:55,093 --> 00:10:57,679 Rubes, you gotta tell me What happened last night, 182 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,476 cos I don't remember bupkis. 183 00:10:59,476 --> 00:11:01,992 - Was I some sort of jackhole or something? - Why Won't she leave? 184 00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:02,832 Hello'? 185 00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:10,783 Piece of kaka phone! 186 00:11:12,569 --> 00:11:14,040 Really?! 187 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,196 Uh! 188 00:11:46,477 --> 00:11:47,652 Hello'? 189 00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:52,323 Joe? 190 00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:56,201 Anybody? 191 00:11:56,201 --> 00:11:58,041 Don't! 192 00:11:59,574 --> 00:12:01,211 Don't make me! 193 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,746 The parade's really gone downhill this year. 194 00:12:03,746 --> 00:12:06,634 Come on! Get off! 195 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,803 All right, Joe... 196 00:12:10,803 --> 00:12:13,932 I got a large Casco Bay blend here. 197 00:12:15,089 --> 00:12:16,347 Joe? 198 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:18,932 All right. 199 00:12:18,932 --> 00:12:20,689 Oh, hey, man. 200 00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,939 There you are. What's going on'? 201 00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:26,067 Dude, Why are you eating afoot? 202 00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:31,022 Joe! 203 00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:32,022 Joe! 204 00:12:33,775 --> 00:12:36,195 Help! God! 205 00:12:36,195 --> 00:12:38,122 Aagh! Aagh! 206 00:12:38,122 --> 00:12:39,875 Oh, my God! 207 00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:44,584 What is that?! This is horrible! 208 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:47,121 Joe! 209 00:13:01,052 --> 00:13:02,938 Sorry, Joe. 210 00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:05,974 Uh! 211 00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,084 Come on, come on, come on! 212 00:13:24,084 --> 00:13:26,918 - No, wait, wait! My place, my place! - Okay. 213 00:13:26,918 --> 00:13:28,673 What is this...? 214 00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:32,798 Well, I've never seen one before, but it seems, son of, like a zombie apocalypse. 215 00:13:33,710 --> 00:13:36,213 Oh! You know, at least they're not the sprinter type. 216 00:13:36,213 --> 00:13:38,971 They re more of the old-school, cerebral palsy variety. 217 00:13:38,971 --> 00:13:42,305 Hey, that's Manny, from up the street. He really does have OP. 218 00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:45,191 Oh, I'm sorry! I was just trying to... 219 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,692 Wooah! 220 00:13:48,141 --> 00:13:49,778 Okay, some of them run! 221 00:13:51,811 --> 00:13:53,532 So sorry. 222 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:56,824 - So What are we gonna do'?! - I don't know! 223 00:13:56,824 --> 00:13:59,955 I don't have a whole lot of experience with this type of thing! 224 00:13:59,955 --> 00:14:03,949 - Why are you taking off your shoes?! - Because it's filthy outside! 225 00:14:03,949 --> 00:14:06,624 Okay, okay, calm down. 226 00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:07,874 Okay. 227 00:14:09,245 --> 00:14:12,923 We need information. We need to figure out if it's affecting everyone. 228 00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:15,093 Okay. TV. 229 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:18,219 Okay. 230 00:14:18,219 --> 00:14:20,425 Where's CNN'? 231 00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,610 I don't have it. I got rid of cable a couple of months ago. 232 00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:26,514 Oh, that's cool. I have some friends that did that and it sounded so liberating. 233 00:14:26,514 --> 00:14:29,272 Though not actually that helpful right now! 234 00:14:29,272 --> 00:14:31,442 I still get the local stuff. 235 00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:35,948 The annual event drew famished foodies from Bangor to Brunswick 236 00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:38,417 to support the fire department's annual pancake breakfast... 237 00:14:38,417 --> 00:14:40,197 Good! It hasn't spread across town. 238 00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:42,703 No, not necessarily. This is yesterdays broadcast. 239 00:14:42,703 --> 00:14:45,585 Which you know because you were running the camera. 240 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,035 Are you being weirdly sarcastic or how do you know that'? 241 00:14:48,035 --> 00:14:50,579 You told me last night that you work at the news station. 242 00:14:50,579 --> 00:14:53,093 Now Why would they rerun a news broadcast? 243 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,118 That's What I don't understand. 244 00:14:55,118 --> 00:14:56,928 Radio! Do you have one'? 245 00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:59,843 Area and wait for help. Repeat message 5-B. 246 00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:02,257 - Couldn't we have taken the radio out of the... - Sssh! 247 00:15:02,257 --> 00:15:04,634 - Stay in your homes with the doors locked. - This is it! 248 00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:08,603 The Governor has declared a state of emergency and alerted the National Guard. 249 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:12,732 Symptoms of the ailment include slurred speech, wild movement, 250 00:15:12,732 --> 00:15:16,991 an appetite for human flesh, and both slow and fast walking. 251 00:15:16,991 --> 00:15:21,910 If loved ones display these traits, isolate them in a secure area and wait for help. 252 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:24,281 "Loved ones". I gotta call Stacy. 253 00:15:24,281 --> 00:15:26,623 - Repeat message 5-B. - Wait! 254 00:15:26,623 --> 00:15:29,160 You guys broke up, right'? 255 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:34,007 I think I left my phone at the coffeshop. 256 00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:36,091 You Went to a coffeeshop'? 257 00:15:36,091 --> 00:15:38,971 I thought that you already had your coffee? 258 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,470 - That's very interesting. - Can I use yours? 259 00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:45,301 Oh, boy! I think that I should conserve battery power. 260 00:15:45,301 --> 00:15:46,718 Please. 261 00:15:46,718 --> 00:15:47,468 Oh! 262 00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:50,355 Okay. Make it snappy. 263 00:15:50,355 --> 00:15:52,640 Wait. Seriously, this is What you use to call people? 264 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,523 - Okay, listen, if you don't want to use it... - No, no. It's fine. 265 00:15:55,523 --> 00:15:57,731 I just, er... 266 00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,989 - Er... - You don't know her number'? 267 00:15:59,989 --> 00:16:02,610 No! I... Ssh! All right'? I'm trying to think. 268 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:05,533 The prospects for your relationship are not looking good. 269 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,094 I always just use speed dial, all right'? Everybody does that. 270 00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,709 Listen, no one is judging you. 271 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:11,670 I'm just saying that when I care about someone, 272 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,194 I commit their phone number to memory. 273 00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:14,876 Like my mom. 274 00:16:14,876 --> 00:16:18,876 Oh, shark, my mom! Gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme-gimme! 275 00:16:26,007 --> 00:16:27,644 - Hello? - Mom'.! 276 00:16:27,644 --> 00:16:30,891 - Are there zombies there? - Gotcha! You've reached my voicemail. 277 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,812 - Please leave a message. - Jesus, Mom, I hate this gag. 278 00:16:33,812 --> 00:16:35,937 Just kidding, it's actually me. 279 00:16:35,937 --> 00:16:38,906 Oh, oh... Mom, are you really there? 280 00:16:38,906 --> 00:16:42,448 Well, of course, little Miss Magoo. Happy Fourth of July! 281 00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:45,531 Er, have you been outside yet today? 282 00:16:45,531 --> 00:16:47,573 Why, yes, I was just down at the Pick 'n Save. 283 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,747 And are there people eating other people's flesh? 284 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,704 I'm in Virginia Beach, honey, not Florida. 285 00:16:51,704 --> 00:16:55,621 Mom, listen to me. The people here are infected with something. 286 00:16:55,621 --> 00:16:58,130 I'm trying to get down there, but if I don't make it... 287 00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:01,010 take care of yourself. - Deb? 288 00:17:01,010 --> 00:17:02,679 - I love you. - Are you there? 289 00:17:02,679 --> 00:17:04,799 - Ma'? - Can you hear me? 290 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:08,639 - Still using that janky old phon...? - Dammit! 291 00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:18,441 Mm. 292 00:17:21,938 --> 00:17:24,951 Okay, let's take stock of What we have and, er... 293 00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:26,201 Oooh! 294 00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:31,875 Board up the windows. Way ahead of you, chief. Pee corner's over there. 295 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,566 That end table was a matching set! 296 00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:35,976 And we don't need a pee corner, I've got a bathr... 297 00:17:35,976 --> 00:17:38,082 You know what? We're getting out of here. 298 00:17:40,832 --> 00:17:43,382 Help me! 299 00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:48,262 Ooh! 300 00:17:48,262 --> 00:17:51,264 All right, they're drawn to the noise. We'll have to leave quietly. 301 00:17:51,264 --> 00:17:53,436 But... you heard the radio. 302 00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:57,065 They said to hunker down and wait for the National Guard or, you know, whatever. 303 00:17:57,065 --> 00:17:59,436 And, just some food for thought, 304 00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:02,987 we might want to start bonding in case we have to repopulate the world. 305 00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:06,486 - Just thinking out loud here. - No, please don't, all right'? 306 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:10,321 Look, my fiancee, brother and father are out there. They/ll be expecting me. 307 00:18:10,321 --> 00:18:13,707 Breaking news - people are kind of foregoing their holiday plans right now. 308 00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:15,551 You'll be no help to them if you get infected. 309 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:18,921 I'd rather take that risk than be without the people I care about. 310 00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:22,964 - Okay, whatever you Want. I'm staying put. - But I need you! 311 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:30,181 It's weird. I know that We've only known each other a short time, but I kind of feel... 312 00:18:30,181 --> 00:18:32,766 - You have a car. - Oh? 313 00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:35,684 What happened to yours, player? It's in the shop'? 314 00:18:35,684 --> 00:18:38,188 - I don't have one. I ride my bicycle everywhere. - Huh! 315 00:18:38,188 --> 00:18:41,438 Everywhere except across town in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, huh'? 316 00:18:41,438 --> 00:18:43,529 - Is that your one exception?! - Look... 317 00:18:43,529 --> 00:18:46,325 Help me collect my people, then we can all leave town together, 318 00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,120 and then you can get to your mom in Virginia. 319 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,954 Oh, I can't stay mad at you! 320 00:18:52,237 --> 00:18:54,407 We're gonna need some road snacks. 321 00:18:54,407 --> 00:18:57,414 Oh! I foolishly thought that you kept food in here. 322 00:18:57,414 --> 00:19:01,591 - Hey, we can survive on this stuff! - Oh, for an hour, if we were rabbits. 323 00:19:01,591 --> 00:19:04,670 Why do you have coconut water'? Is this Maine or Gilligan's Island? 324 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:07,259 It's very hydrating. 325 00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:10,971 Okay, once we get in that car, lam not stopping till we get to VA. 326 00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:13,591 There's gotta be some place around here that we can get food. 327 00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:17,732 I check in on Mrs Jones, get her groceries once in a while. 328 00:19:17,732 --> 00:19:20,064 Oh, that's so sweet! 329 00:19:22,308 --> 00:19:23,898 Oh, no! 330 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:27,781 Oh, my God! ls she...'? 331 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,823 So sad! 332 00:19:31,823 --> 00:19:34,078 To die alone on the Fourth. 333 00:19:36,573 --> 00:19:38,245 Shadows are trailing. 334 00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,169 My heart is bewailing. 335 00:19:40,169 --> 00:19:42,586 And tolling within like a funeral bell. 336 00:19:43,788 --> 00:19:46,007 Rest in peace, Mrs Jones. 337 00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:51,472 What are you doing? 338 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:54,684 Oh, I was just reciting some Longfellow. I think it's nice to say... 339 00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:57,018 No, no. Why did you open her eyes'? 340 00:19:57,018 --> 00:20:01,975 That's what you do when someone dies, to let their soul rise up to heaven. 341 00:20:01,975 --> 00:20:05,361 What? No, no. You close their eyes. 342 00:20:05,361 --> 00:20:08,525 Er, okay, trust me on this one! 343 00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:12,241 No. Trust me. Okay? Nobody does it that Way. 344 00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:16,238 Er, you're gonna feel pretty silly when the Internets back up. 345 00:20:16,238 --> 00:20:20,669 Please! This was a sweet old lady, all right'? Don't be weird. 346 00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:22,586 Just leave her in peace. 347 00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,375 - Stop it! 348 00:20:24,375 --> 00:20:26,465 Ooh, taking control! 349 00:20:26,465 --> 00:20:30,128 Yeah, I dig it! But I've gotta do right by her. 350 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,470 Let your soul be free! 351 00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:35,552 - You're being ridiculous. - No, you're being ridiculous! 352 00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:38,141 And let go of my Wrist, you're hurting me. 353 00:20:38,141 --> 00:20:41,392 - I'm not touching your... Wooah! - What is happening?! 354 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,738 - A little help here, chief! - I'm working on it! 355 00:20:46,738 --> 00:20:48,903 I'm sorry, Mrs Jones. 356 00:20:48,903 --> 00:20:52,698 - I'm really sorry to do this to you. - Forget the lamp, Martha Stewart! 357 00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:55,236 Okay! Okay, okay! Jump away! 358 00:20:55,236 --> 00:20:57,910 All right! Now, and... 359 00:20:57,910 --> 00:20:59,666 - Clear! - What are you doing? 360 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:02,249 What? Why isn't it working? Deb, do something! 361 00:21:02,249 --> 00:21:05,084 Please don't struggle, Mrs Jones! 362 00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:07,089 Oh! She's old! 363 00:21:15,129 --> 00:21:17,182 ' Yeah!! - All right!! 364 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:22,021 I mean, that was a terrible, actually, cos she was my neighbour. 365 00:21:22,021 --> 00:21:25,066 But that's, er... Let's get the food. 366 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:31,311 These are the crappiest snacks. Didn't this lady eat any solids? 367 00:21:31,311 --> 00:21:33,832 These are the crappiest snacks. Didn't this lady eat any solids? 368 00:21:33,832 --> 00:21:34,899 Sssh! 369 00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:40,406 Woah! 370 00:21:40,406 --> 00:21:43,116 At least they re three floors down. 371 00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:47,583 Aah! Fire escape! Fire escape! 372 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:56,013 Wait! Slow down! 373 00:21:56,013 --> 00:21:58,430 What are you doing? You should've left all that stuff! 374 00:21:58,430 --> 00:22:00,885 - Sorry. Fine! - No, no, no, don't just... 375 00:22:00,885 --> 00:22:02,765 Sorry. 376 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:04,060 Shit! 377 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:06,266 Great! Now look What you made me do. 378 00:22:11,519 --> 00:22:13,939 Well, that's it. We're toast. 379 00:22:13,939 --> 00:22:16,531 It's stupid for us both to die. 380 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,720 - I'm gonna give you a chance. - What are you talking about? 381 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,822 Ssh! 382 00:22:21,822 --> 00:22:24,165 Earn this. Huh'? 383 00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:29,331 - Come on. - When the moment is right, 384 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:31,293 you grab your bike and go! 385 00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:33,336 Who wants a piece of this'? 386 00:22:36,169 --> 00:22:37,426 Wooah! Woah! 387 00:22:39,881 --> 00:22:40,924 Wooooh! 388 00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,561 Wooh-hoo! 389 00:22:46,262 --> 00:22:48,583 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? 390 00:22:48,583 --> 00:22:50,936 Why are you hitting yourself? 391 00:22:50,936 --> 00:22:53,278 Here, guys. I'm right here. 392 00:22:53,278 --> 00:22:55,400 Come on, you guys, get over here. 393 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,906 Come on, you guys. I'm just right here. 394 00:22:57,906 --> 00:22:59,282 Hey! 395 00:23:06,157 --> 00:23:07,450 Wooah! 396 00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:08,749 Aah! 397 00:23:08,749 --> 00:23:11,917 That was awesome! You were awesome! 398 00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:13,960 I feel so alive! 399 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,169 - Tell me you have your keys. - Yes! 400 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,600 Woooh! 401 00:23:24,759 --> 00:23:28,390 You saved me, Ryan! You effing saved me! 402 00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:31,941 I think we can be pretty sure that you like me. 403 00:23:31,941 --> 00:23:33,944 Good, God! Do you live in here'? 404 00:23:33,944 --> 00:23:34,694 No! 405 00:23:37,522 --> 00:23:39,112 Not any more. 406 00:23:39,112 --> 00:23:41,312 Maybe there's something more about this on the radio. 407 00:23:41,312 --> 00:23:43,904 Don't you ever touch a black man's radio! 408 00:23:43,904 --> 00:23:46,365 It's Chris Tucker, Rush Hour. 409 00:23:46,365 --> 00:23:48,743 Radio's busted. Tape player works, though. 410 00:23:48,743 --> 00:23:51,999 Oh, well, that's completely useless. 411 00:23:53,496 --> 00:23:55,003 - Ten points! - Aaah! Aaah! 412 00:23:55,003 --> 00:23:57,258 W-w-what are you doing? 413 00:23:57,258 --> 00:23:59,012 I know! Low hanging fruit, right'? 414 00:24:00,295 --> 00:24:02,264 Aah! No, no! Stop that. 415 00:24:02,264 --> 00:24:05,844 Don't worry about it! This is like swatting mosquitoes for little Otis. 416 00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:09,561 No, no! You can't just murder these zombies. These are people. 417 00:24:09,561 --> 00:24:12,064 Erm... maybe they were once. 418 00:24:12,064 --> 00:24:14,982 No. For all we know, some chemist could be working on a cure right now. 419 00:24:14,982 --> 00:24:16,537 - They could be turned normal again. - Sure! 420 00:24:16,537 --> 00:24:18,981 And maybe we can all hold hands and skip to Yum-Yum Town, 421 00:24:18,981 --> 00:24:21,739 where rainbows shoot out of the butts of unicorns. 422 00:24:21,739 --> 00:24:23,199 I'm serious. 423 00:24:24,319 --> 00:24:27,581 Ryan, even if you're right, would they really want to come back'? 424 00:24:27,581 --> 00:24:31,577 How would you deal with the fact that you just ate your roommate's lower intestine? 425 00:24:31,577 --> 00:24:34,418 Okay, okay. I wasn't looking on that one. 426 00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:36,044 Please, Deb. 427 00:24:40,627 --> 00:24:42,762 Enjoy your life, zombies. 428 00:24:48,676 --> 00:24:51,891 I always knew this town was dead, but this is ridiculous. 429 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,686 Cha-cha-cha! 430 00:24:53,686 --> 00:24:55,609 How many miles does this boat get'? 431 00:24:55,609 --> 00:24:57,944 Oh, you're gonna bust on my oar now'? 432 00:24:57,944 --> 00:25:01,525 No, no, I was just thinking about when we need to fill up the gas again. 433 00:25:01,525 --> 00:25:05,871 No, no, I hear it in your voice. "Otis is offensive. Otis is unclean." 434 00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:10,043 Do you know, like, what the emissions from this oar actually do to the environment? 435 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:13,205 I'm sorry, I must have missed that page in Ryan's Guide To Being 436 00:25:13,205 --> 00:25:15,627 - A Completely Perfect Humanoid. - No, no! 437 00:25:15,627 --> 00:25:19,423 It's not about being perfect. Clean energy is just the right thing to do. 438 00:25:19,423 --> 00:25:21,343 Energy is messy, okay. 439 00:25:21,343 --> 00:25:26,098 I mean, it's really cute to eat organic millet and drive around in a hovercraft or whatever, 440 00:25:26,098 --> 00:25:28,219 but look around you, dude. 441 00:25:28,219 --> 00:25:31,723 We lost. We tried to save the planet and this is where it got us. 442 00:25:31,723 --> 00:25:34,977 - God, you sound just like my dad. - Really? 443 00:25:34,977 --> 00:25:37,518 The guy sounds awesome. What are you, adopted'? 444 00:25:37,518 --> 00:25:40,621 That's good. Nice one. That's actually the family joke. 445 00:25:40,621 --> 00:25:42,507 My brother makes it all the time. 446 00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:45,073 It's a good one. 447 00:25:45,073 --> 00:25:49,201 Look, I'm sorry. My family is not a Hallmark card either. 448 00:25:51,406 --> 00:25:53,577 I remember every Fourth, 449 00:25:53,577 --> 00:25:57,757 my dad would bring us all up to the roof to Watch fireworks over the eastern prom. 450 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:02,841 And then, one year, around dusk, the guys nowhere to be found. 451 00:26:02,841 --> 00:26:07,016 So we go up to the roof and that's when we saw him. 452 00:26:08,965 --> 00:26:12,180 He was lying there in the backyard, 453 00:26:12,180 --> 00:26:14,888 right by the barbecue. 454 00:26:14,888 --> 00:26:17,065 He almost looked like he was asleep. 455 00:26:19,517 --> 00:26:23,777 He was changing out the propane tank. It was the best cookout ever. 456 00:26:26,316 --> 00:26:28,403 - That's the end of the story'? - Mm-hm. 457 00:26:28,403 --> 00:26:31,243 That's a ridiculous... That was so strange. 458 00:26:31,243 --> 00:26:33,799 - It's all going one direction and then... - But that was a good memory. 459 00:26:33,799 --> 00:26:35,875 It's not all like that. 460 00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:37,914 It's a mixed bag. 461 00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:40,372 Okay, well, anyway, erm... 462 00:26:41,456 --> 00:26:44,884 My dad is pissed because I won't work for the family business. 463 00:26:44,884 --> 00:26:46,555 Really? What's Wrong with it'? 464 00:26:46,555 --> 00:26:50,596 It's rated the most environmentally unsound business in the state. 465 00:26:50,596 --> 00:26:53,396 Waverly Water Treatment? 466 00:26:53,396 --> 00:26:55,930 You're a Waverly? Oh, my God! 467 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:59,186 - How did you put that together? - Because I work in the news, remember? 468 00:26:59,186 --> 00:27:03,816 Don't get me wrong, that company seems like pure evil but the buckage must be pretty good. 469 00:27:03,816 --> 00:27:07,899 Yeah, well, not for me. I'm not gonna work there, so my brother's gonna get it all. 470 00:27:07,899 --> 00:27:10,159 Mm, tough break. 471 00:27:10,159 --> 00:27:12,613 Where the fuck are we'? 472 00:27:13,947 --> 00:27:15,749 Wait. What are you doing? 473 00:27:15,749 --> 00:27:18,001 Just gotta stop in here. 474 00:27:21,955 --> 00:27:24,885 Yule Mart'? No, no, we agreed. 475 00:27:24,885 --> 00:27:27,770 No more stopping. My dad's place is just a couple of miles up the road. 476 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:31,970 Yeah, and we' re gonna get there. But my friend's inside. I have to see if she's okay. 477 00:27:31,970 --> 00:27:34,177 Fine. Five minutes. 478 00:27:34,177 --> 00:27:36,720 Do we have anything deadlier than a bike chain? 479 00:27:37,804 --> 00:27:38,896 Er... 480 00:27:38,896 --> 00:27:40,686 This... thing. 481 00:27:40,686 --> 00:27:41,851 No. 482 00:27:41,851 --> 00:27:44,194 Oh, check the glove box. 483 00:27:48,398 --> 00:27:50,319 Maybe that? 484 00:27:53,194 --> 00:27:56,540 You've had a gun this entire time? 485 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:59,753 Yeah, it was in there when I bought the car. 486 00:27:59,753 --> 00:28:03,082 It's mostly for show, though, it only has two bullets. 487 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:06,004 If it comes down to it, We'll use it to tap out. 488 00:28:06,004 --> 00:28:08,259 - "Tap out"? - Yeah. 489 00:28:08,259 --> 00:28:10,713 You know, if we get infected. 490 00:28:10,713 --> 00:28:12,759 Tap. Pooof! 491 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,182 And then tap. Pooof! 492 00:28:15,182 --> 00:28:17,601 You just shot yourself first. 493 00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:21,480 Oh, I'm sorry, Ryan! I haven't worked out the math on our murder-suicide yet! 494 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,816 Okay, let me be really clear about this. 495 00:28:23,816 --> 00:28:26,104 I do not want to be tapped out. 496 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,991 Right, you say that now! 497 00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:33,067 No, seriously, if I get infected, just let me run off into the woods or something. 498 00:28:33,067 --> 00:28:36,491 You'll feel differently when you get infected. I don't want you to suffer. 499 00:28:36,491 --> 00:28:40,290 No, I could not be more sure about this. I do not want you to shoot me in the head. 500 00:28:40,290 --> 00:28:43,125 Sure, sure, sure. Okay, okay. We'll see, though. 501 00:28:43,125 --> 00:28:44,336 Okay? 502 00:28:50,168 --> 00:28:51,758 Stay alert. 503 00:28:54,881 --> 00:28:56,637 ? Jingle bells, jingle bells... 504 00:28:56,637 --> 00:28:58,395 - Aaaah! - Aaaah! 505 00:28:58,395 --> 00:29:01,274 ? Oh, What fun it is to play... ? 506 00:29:01,274 --> 00:29:03,689 - Aaah! - Aaah! 507 00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:05,479 - Aaah! - Aaah! 508 00:29:09,437 --> 00:29:10,529 Oh! 509 00:29:12,398 --> 00:29:14,119 ? Deck the halls with... ? 510 00:29:17,695 --> 00:29:20,828 - Look at all this crap. - You don't like Christmas? 511 00:29:20,828 --> 00:29:23,832 Are you kidding, me'? I freakin' love Christmas. 512 00:29:23,832 --> 00:29:27,629 Which is why I think these plastic trees are for Tyre stores and... 513 00:29:27,629 --> 00:29:29,669 communists. 514 00:29:29,669 --> 00:29:33,718 When I have kids, I'm gonna take them every year to out down a real tree. 515 00:29:33,718 --> 00:29:36,802 You realise it takes ten years for one of those trees to grow 516 00:29:36,802 --> 00:29:38,758 and only seconds to saw the life out of it'? 517 00:29:38,758 --> 00:29:41,570 If there's a bigger buzz-kill than you, sir, I do not know What that looks like. 518 00:29:41,570 --> 00:29:44,892 I'm just saying that we should celebrate planting a tree with the children, 519 00:29:44,892 --> 00:29:46,568 rather than destroying one. 520 00:29:46,568 --> 00:29:48,071 "We"? 521 00:29:48,071 --> 00:29:50,735 - Yeah, you know. I mean, people, Earth. - A-huh. 522 00:29:50,735 --> 00:29:52,360 But you said "the children". 523 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,583 If you meant children in general, you Would've said something like... 524 00:29:54,583 --> 00:29:56,328 Oh, my God! 525 00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,448 That sweater! 526 00:30:01,322 --> 00:30:02,746 Ruby? 527 00:30:02,746 --> 00:30:05,250 Honey, are you okay? 528 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,876 Look out! 529 00:30:12,667 --> 00:30:15,004 Well, it looks like she's full-on zombie, let's jet. 530 00:30:15,004 --> 00:30:18,093 - Wait! We can't leave her like that. - What do you suggest? 531 00:30:18,093 --> 00:30:20,718 Tap, tap. 532 00:30:20,718 --> 00:30:22,894 Use our bullets on her'? 533 00:30:22,894 --> 00:30:25,894 It's the right thing to do. Besides, you said you don't want to use them. 534 00:30:25,894 --> 00:30:27,307 But the gun's in the car. 535 00:30:31,102 --> 00:30:32,490 Here. 536 00:30:32,490 --> 00:30:34,656 You distract her and lead her outside. 537 00:30:34,656 --> 00:30:36,445 I'll do the rest. 538 00:30:39,152 --> 00:30:40,326 Hey! 539 00:30:40,326 --> 00:30:42,913 Sale on flesh over here! 540 00:30:44,574 --> 00:30:45,867 Ruby? 541 00:30:51,414 --> 00:30:52,506 Deb! 542 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:56,881 - What's going on'?! - Get on the roof! Trust me! 543 00:30:56,881 --> 00:30:59,055 I don't trust you! 544 00:31:04,511 --> 00:31:06,681 Aah! Ooh! Uh! 545 00:31:07,847 --> 00:31:09,520 Yahtzee! 546 00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:14,647 Did I hurt you in a past life or something? 547 00:31:14,647 --> 00:31:18,199 I just thought maybe you're right. Maybe they'll find a cure for this some day. 548 00:31:18,199 --> 00:31:20,026 - Well, if I can change one mind. - Hey... 549 00:31:20,026 --> 00:31:22,827 You saved a zombie, kid, you didn't undo apartheid. 550 00:31:24,989 --> 00:31:27,493 Okay, let's go find your peeps. 551 00:31:27,493 --> 00:31:29,587 Hang in there, Rubs. 552 00:31:29,587 --> 00:31:31,754 It's up here on the right. 553 00:31:34,874 --> 00:31:37,888 Good. That's Stacy's oar. I'm glad she knew to come here. 554 00:31:37,888 --> 00:31:41,466 Yay! So glad Stacy isn't dead. 555 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:44,852 Look, Deb, I hope this isn't going to be... 556 00:31:44,852 --> 00:31:46,605 Are you out of your mind?! 557 00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:49,114 What? We both agreed we're not going to leave this car again. 558 00:31:49,114 --> 00:31:52,602 Until we get here, yeah! Obviously, we have to get out to collect them. 559 00:31:52,602 --> 00:31:55,490 - We don't even know if they re in there. - Trust me, they are. 560 00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:58,617 We always get together on the Fourth. It's my dad's favourite holiday. 561 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:01,745 Well, prepare yourself. They may not be the people you remember. 562 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:05,490 Oh, I have no doubt they'll be unrelenting flesh-eating monsters, 563 00:32:05,490 --> 00:32:08,579 but I bet they won't be zombies. Okay. 564 00:32:08,579 --> 00:32:11,797 I deserve the things I want. My needs are worthwhile. 565 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:15,008 I'm not hurting anyone by being myself. 566 00:32:15,008 --> 00:32:17,709 What are you doing, Rain Man'? 567 00:32:17,709 --> 00:32:21,630 I like to take a second to centre myself every time I come here. 568 00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:25,812 I deserve the things I want. My needs are worthwhile. 569 00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:29,238 - I'm not hurting anyone by being myself. - Er, er... I want to be supportive, an' all, 570 00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:31,812 but is this mantra much longer? 571 00:32:36,477 --> 00:32:39,325 Oh, man! What is it again? 572 00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,408 Well, why don't you try Stacy/s phone number. 573 00:32:41,408 --> 00:32:46,199 Will you just give it a rest, all right'? You're like the Terminator of sarcasm. 574 00:32:46,199 --> 00:32:49,251 I drove you here, in my car, 575 00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:53,755 and you've been treating me like I'm just a bag of wet diapers that you have to lug around. 576 00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:57,298 Well, that actually sounds less shitty than whatever we've got going on now. 577 00:32:57,298 --> 00:33:01,638 Oh, wow! You know, I thought that you were a cool guy back at the bar, 578 00:33:01,638 --> 00:33:04,766 but now I find out you're some spoiled pretty boy. 579 00:33:04,766 --> 00:33:09,104 Excuse me, "pretty boy'? I have a very masculine set of features, okay? 580 00:33:09,104 --> 00:33:11,520 If anything, my look is "burnished rugged". 581 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,477 Nobody who is that says that! 582 00:33:13,477 --> 00:33:16,232 - I do. - Your hair has not moved this entire time! 583 00:33:16,232 --> 00:33:19,031 It's thick, it requires maintenance. You have no idea! 584 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:22,242 You haven't taken a shower since yesterday and yet you still smell 585 00:33:22,242 --> 00:33:24,077 like sandalwood and lilac! 586 00:33:24,077 --> 00:33:29,365 Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to distract you from being the weirdest person in the world! 587 00:33:29,365 --> 00:33:30,115 Uh! 588 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,200 God, Chaz! 589 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,375 - Did you change the gate code? - Depends. 590 00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:41,336 - How do I know you're not... one of them? - Because I'm speaking in words. 591 00:33:42,627 --> 00:33:44,679 - What about her'? - Gimme a break, Chaz! 592 00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:47,133 Hi, I'm Deb. 593 00:33:48,925 --> 00:33:51,725 - Will you knock it off'?! - You're Ryan's big brother? 594 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:54,728 - You're so... different. - Thanks. We think he's adopted. 595 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,105 Oh, that never gets old. 596 00:33:56,105 --> 00:33:59,072 Can we please come in'? We've had really a long day. 597 00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:02,732 So, wait, excuse me, wait. What are you'? Are you the rebound'? 598 00:34:02,732 --> 00:34:04,825 Oh, busted! 599 00:34:04,825 --> 00:34:08,405 How did you know, dude'? You're probably an uncle now. 600 00:34:08,405 --> 00:34:09,155 No! 601 00:34:10,238 --> 00:34:11,875 - I knew it! - No, no, that's not... 602 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,829 - Stacy/s here, right'? - Oh! 603 00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:16,999 She told me all about your big breakup, stud. 604 00:34:16,999 --> 00:34:19,181 Looks like you didn't waste much time moving on now, did you'? 605 00:34:19,181 --> 00:34:21,756 No, that's not... We're just helping each other. 606 00:34:21,756 --> 00:34:23,714 I'm sure you are. Huh! 607 00:34:24,919 --> 00:34:27,553 Deb, I'm Chaz. 608 00:34:27,553 --> 00:34:31,018 Clearly the more masculine of the two Waverly brothers. 609 00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:32,890 Good shot. 610 00:34:32,890 --> 00:34:36,024 - I aim to please. - Okay! 611 00:34:36,024 --> 00:34:37,942 Open the gate! 612 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:40,193 - You need the code, man. - Okay. 613 00:34:40,193 --> 00:34:42,066 - Do you want it'? - Yes!! 614 00:34:42,066 --> 00:34:45,900 Okay, it's five, eight, zero, zero eight. 615 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,195 That's... It's "BOOBS" upside down. 616 00:34:48,195 --> 00:34:50,489 - Wow! - Yeah. 617 00:34:50,489 --> 00:34:53,245 A gentleman, too! Ooh-la-la! 618 00:34:53,245 --> 00:34:55,535 Thank you, Chaz. 619 00:34:59,996 --> 00:35:01,835 Oh! Shoot! 620 00:35:03,291 --> 00:35:04,584 Dad'; 621 00:35:04,584 --> 00:35:08,422 Woah! This is, like, straight out of Mitchell Black! 622 00:35:08,422 --> 00:35:11,560 Ryan! Oh, my Rye-bread, you're all right. 623 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,308 - We thought for sure... - No, no, I'm... I'm okay. 624 00:35:14,308 --> 00:35:17,310 Hey, Stacy, did you meet Deb'? She came here with Ryan, together. 625 00:35:17,310 --> 00:35:21,606 - Where did you creep up from'? - Oh, I just... came with Rye-bread. 626 00:35:21,606 --> 00:35:23,612 They helped each other get across town. 627 00:35:23,612 --> 00:35:25,998 God knows What they had to do to survive. Isn't that swell? 628 00:35:25,998 --> 00:35:27,825 So helpful. 629 00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:30,112 - Do we tip her or...'? - It was nothing. 630 00:35:30,112 --> 00:35:35,585 It was just one hand stroking the other. Friends with benefits, as they say. 631 00:35:35,585 --> 00:35:37,252 - I'm glad you made it. - Oh! 632 00:35:37,252 --> 00:35:39,039 Dad! Dad, look... 633 00:35:39,039 --> 00:35:42,506 I've been thinking, I'm really sorry for What I said on the phone last night. 634 00:35:42,506 --> 00:35:44,461 I've been thinking all day and I was worried 635 00:35:44,461 --> 00:35:46,685 those would be the last Words we ever said to each other. 636 00:35:46,685 --> 00:35:50,932 Could I see you in the kitchen for a moment? I need a little help with my brownies. 637 00:35:50,932 --> 00:35:53,135 Mr Waverly? Hi. 638 00:35:53,135 --> 00:35:54,385 Hi. 639 00:35:58,429 --> 00:36:00,814 I always help him with the brownies. 640 00:36:01,850 --> 00:36:04,697 - Hey, Deb, how much you bench'? - Right now'? 641 00:36:04,697 --> 00:36:07,065 - Yeah. - Forty? 642 00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:09,276 How could you be so boneheaded'? 643 00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:12,578 - Stacy/s here. She's not family. - Stacy/s inner circle. 644 00:36:12,578 --> 00:36:14,865 She's been here since last night, for God's sake. 645 00:36:14,865 --> 00:36:16,708 - She has'? - The point is, 646 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:18,616 I spoke with the Governor on the shortwave. 647 00:36:18,616 --> 00:36:22,834 He's arranged a chopper evac at the county line at 0900 hours tomorrow. 648 00:36:22,834 --> 00:36:27,130 - For the four of us, not five. - I'm sure Deb can squeeze in. 649 00:36:27,130 --> 00:36:31,177 Oh! You're a big man now all of a sudden, huh'? 650 00:36:31,177 --> 00:36:34,060 Why did I not get the memo? 651 00:36:34,060 --> 00:36:36,510 Well, this is bigger than you are, smart guy! 652 00:36:36,510 --> 00:36:38,821 And you'd know that if you'd listened on the phone last night, 653 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:41,016 instead of blathering on about your principles. 654 00:36:41,016 --> 00:36:46,228 Wait, so you knew fast night that people were gonna turn into zombies'? 655 00:36:46,228 --> 00:36:49,033 No, no, no, no. 656 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:51,946 These people aren't... what you said. 657 00:36:51,946 --> 00:36:54,570 They re just ordinary citizens, 658 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:57,375 who happen to have contracted 659 00:36:57,375 --> 00:37:01,546 a parasite-borne virus that makes their corporal bodies decompose 660 00:37:01,546 --> 00:37:03,961 and gives them an insatiable appetite for human flesh. 661 00:37:03,961 --> 00:37:07,377 Oh, my God! The water. 662 00:37:07,377 --> 00:37:11,461 Now, Ryan, come on, it's just a very complicated situation. 663 00:37:11,461 --> 00:37:14,434 All right'? We haven't got our arms around all the details yet. 664 00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:16,668 Well, get your arms around this, Deb's coming with us! 665 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:20,104 - That's not an option. - If you leave her out, I go too. 666 00:37:20,104 --> 00:37:23,897 I promised her I would get her out of town and I'm keeping that promise. 667 00:37:32,273 --> 00:37:33,531 Mm! 668 00:37:34,943 --> 00:37:38,039 - You can't talk, Stacy, While I'm shooting. - I didn't. 669 00:37:38,039 --> 00:37:41,618 So you're saying people became zombies last night if they drank the city water'? 670 00:37:41,618 --> 00:37:44,209 Or bathed in it, which explains how you were spared. 671 00:37:44,209 --> 00:37:46,664 Stacy, Deb is my guest. Please! 672 00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:51,545 I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just going by the look of her hair and face and clothes. 673 00:37:51,545 --> 00:37:56,591 But, Ryan, you take a shower, like, every ten minutes. Why didn't you turn'? 674 00:37:56,591 --> 00:37:58,186 Unless... 675 00:37:58,186 --> 00:38:00,435 I think I'm gonna be sick. 676 00:38:00,435 --> 00:38:02,023 Hi-ooh! 677 00:38:02,023 --> 00:38:06,313 - Longest walk of shame EVER! - No, no! That's not... 678 00:38:06,313 --> 00:38:08,651 Nothing happened, we both just passed out. 679 00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:12,280 - I mean, something happened. - I'm sure it did! 680 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,130 While you two were getting gross with each other, 681 00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:17,559 I took care of Stacy and her pussy... cats. 682 00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:18,826 Ryan... 683 00:38:20,029 --> 00:38:22,959 You were right and I was wrong. 684 00:38:22,959 --> 00:38:26,503 I have decided to keep the nutmeg in. 685 00:38:26,503 --> 00:38:30,131 - Oh, I'm glad you see it that way. - Mm-hm. 686 00:38:30,131 --> 00:38:35,172 Nutmeg can be a bit much at times, but that's no reason to abandon it. 687 00:38:35,172 --> 00:38:38,509 You guys are what, trading recipes now'? And when did that start happening? 688 00:38:38,509 --> 00:38:40,719 Chaz, will you just give your ears a rest, please? 689 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,974 - Okay, yeah. - The important thing is, we're safe. 690 00:38:43,974 --> 00:38:46,396 We're all safe! 691 00:38:46,396 --> 00:38:49,480 Oh! Holyfrijoles! 692 00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,894 Oh, man! 693 00:38:50,894 --> 00:38:55,408 Topper'? You still have that giant boozehound on the payroll? 694 00:38:55,408 --> 00:38:56,650 Hi, Ryan. 695 00:38:56,650 --> 00:39:01,579 That giant boozehound saved your privileged little ass numerous times when you were a boy. 696 00:39:01,579 --> 00:39:04,709 Topper, just keep walking the perimeter or no brownie for you. 697 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,707 Yeah, like when Leah Schiffer discovered me at hide-and-seek 698 00:39:07,707 --> 00:39:10,710 and got put in the hospital? She didn't walk right ever again. 699 00:39:10,710 --> 00:39:15,172 Leah didn't play by the rules. Society crumbles without rules. 700 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:17,713 - Amen, Pop. - And speaking of crumbling... 701 00:39:17,713 --> 00:39:20,803 I'm pretty sure my brownies must be cool enough by now. 702 00:39:20,803 --> 00:39:23,392 Shall we all adjourn to the living room'? 703 00:39:23,392 --> 00:39:25,764 Leah Schiffer! 704 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:29,767 Easy does it there. Mmm! 705 00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:32,856 Will you look at that, huh'? 706 00:39:32,856 --> 00:39:34,021 Sorry, I... 707 00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:36,649 I'm still stuck on this Water thing. 708 00:39:36,649 --> 00:39:39,952 It's boring stuff, dear, a little bit too technical. 709 00:39:39,952 --> 00:39:44,789 Does it have to do with the ultraviolet treatment process that you're testing at Waverly Water'? 710 00:39:44,789 --> 00:39:48,500 What?! No. Not according to public record. 711 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,583 Where did you ever hear such a preposterous fabrication? 712 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:55,927 I keep my ear to the ground for my job. 713 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:58,593 Deb Clarington, News Channel Seven. 714 00:39:58,593 --> 00:40:03,717 Your system is supposed to out the cost of purifying our Water by half, right'? 715 00:40:03,717 --> 00:40:07,021 That's... brilliant and ambitious. 716 00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:10,185 Well, yes, it was supposed to be a boon for the entire town. 717 00:40:10,185 --> 00:40:13,272 And we could sell the surplus to the bottling companies. 718 00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:17,616 But Weren't you supposed to still be in beta on the process? 719 00:40:17,616 --> 00:40:18,822 We... we were. 720 00:40:18,822 --> 00:40:21,870 Then... why the rush, Frank? 721 00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:25,247 I told the Governor that we needed more time, 722 00:40:25,247 --> 00:40:29,160 that the pre-filters weren't catching all of the bio-pathogens yet. 723 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:33,127 But he... he insisted that we roll it out before the holidays, 724 00:40:33,127 --> 00:40:35,714 so he could squeeze it into the Q2 budget. 725 00:40:35,714 --> 00:40:38,501 And by "insisted," I'm sure you mean he gave you a huge kickback. 726 00:40:38,501 --> 00:40:42,642 How were we supposed to know it was going to be a banner year for the Ichabod virus? 727 00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:46,101 The same thing that wiped out the indigenous Wabanaki Indians? 728 00:40:46,101 --> 00:40:49,396 - Wobanaki Indians, Pop. - Wobanaki Indians. 729 00:40:49,396 --> 00:40:53,605 I'm supposed to be proud of you that you wiped out the entire population of our town'?! 730 00:40:53,605 --> 00:40:55,518 You see that? You always go to the negative. 731 00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:56,871 - I'm proud of you. Pop. - Always! 732 00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,401 Population or no population. 733 00:40:58,401 --> 00:41:02,946 Oh, come on, relax now, babe. We've got some catching up to do! Hm-hm! 734 00:41:02,946 --> 00:41:06,531 Okay. Well, jeez, it's been a hoot. 735 00:41:06,531 --> 00:41:10,000 - But I think I need to skedaddle down the road. - No, Deb, wait! 736 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,829 - Why, right'? - You can't go back out there. 737 00:41:13,829 --> 00:41:16,801 My dad arranged a helicopter for us in the morning. 738 00:41:16,801 --> 00:41:19,963 Plus, you must be exhausted. We hardly slept last night. 739 00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:24,011 You know those times when you can taste your own stomach acid? I have that right now. 740 00:41:24,011 --> 00:41:28,520 - I know what you mean. - I'm going to be just fine, chief. 741 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:33,391 This was the deal. We got you here, now I'm going to get on to my own family. 742 00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:36,813 So... thanks for the mammaries. 743 00:41:38,436 --> 00:41:40,987 Nobody's going anywhere! 744 00:41:42,815 --> 00:41:45,864 Till they taste one of my freedom brownies! 745 00:41:45,864 --> 00:41:47,575 Chaz. 746 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:49,215 - Give this to Topper. - I got it, Pop. 747 00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,244 For close-range kills. 748 00:41:54,202 --> 00:41:56,088 Stay. 749 00:41:56,088 --> 00:42:02,219 The brownies are a Fourth of July tradition that we started when Ryan's mother was alive. 750 00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:06,132 - You remind me of her, in a way. - I think we did that, like, twice. 751 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:08,827 Well, if it means that much to you, of course. 752 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:09,853 Yes. 753 00:42:11,594 --> 00:42:12,637 Oh! 754 00:42:12,637 --> 00:42:14,013 Mm'? 755 00:42:14,013 --> 00:42:15,941 Gosh! That is... 756 00:42:18,142 --> 00:42:19,982 so good. 757 00:42:19,982 --> 00:42:23,068 I'm surprised Chaz hasn't added creatine to his brownie yet. 758 00:42:23,068 --> 00:42:25,775 Hey! I'm just trying to stay strong for all of us. 759 00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:29,163 What are you gonna do when the shit hits the fan'? Huh, little brother? 760 00:42:29,163 --> 00:42:31,882 Are you going to come outwith your hair-dryer, is that What you're gonna do'? 761 00:42:31,882 --> 00:42:34,077 - Huh, little brother? - Woah! 762 00:42:34,077 --> 00:42:35,754 - Stop m - Hey, hey! 763 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,289 Stop it! Get off me! 764 00:42:38,289 --> 00:42:40,382 Get off me! 765 00:42:40,382 --> 00:42:42,717 You guys are acting Worse than those things out there. 766 00:42:42,717 --> 00:42:45,799 Oh, I thought they were just ordinary citizens who got a little Wet. 767 00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:49,633 - Oh, shut up, you little piss-ant. - Pop, I got it! 768 00:42:49,633 --> 00:42:51,679 Come on, you numbskulls, you idiots! 769 00:42:51,679 --> 00:42:54,435 - If your mother... Stop it! - I got him! 770 00:42:54,435 --> 00:42:56,144 ' ' Can't get up! " ' got him! 771 00:42:56,144 --> 00:42:59,396 - He's trapped! - Through the night rode Paul Revere. 772 00:42:59,396 --> 00:43:03,361 And so through the night Went his cry of alarm. 773 00:43:03,361 --> 00:43:06,943 Through every Middlesex village and farm 774 00:43:06,943 --> 00:43:09,368 a cry of defiance 775 00:43:09,368 --> 00:43:11,573 and not of fear. 776 00:43:11,573 --> 00:43:15,919 - What the bejeezus was that? - That was Longfellow. Deb's favourite. 777 00:43:15,919 --> 00:43:19,711 Ah, Longfellow. You know, he's from here. Maine. Portland. 778 00:43:19,711 --> 00:43:23,673 You know, maybe it's not my place, but... 779 00:43:23,673 --> 00:43:26,128 you guys are with family. 780 00:43:26,128 --> 00:43:28,507 We're lucky we're even alive. 781 00:43:28,507 --> 00:43:30,765 You see that, boys'? 782 00:43:30,765 --> 00:43:35,188 The little redheads right. It's the Fourth of July, for God's sake. 783 00:43:35,188 --> 00:43:37,308 You're right. Yeah. 784 00:43:37,308 --> 00:43:39,518 Let's blow some shit up. Yeah? 785 00:43:39,518 --> 00:43:41,313 Yeah? 786 00:43:44,896 --> 00:43:46,319 Wait for n. 787 00:43:46,319 --> 00:43:48,160 - Wait for it. - Yeah. 788 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,611 - Here comes the good part. There it is. - Oh, wow! 789 00:43:50,611 --> 00:43:52,657 Check that out'.! 790 00:43:52,657 --> 00:43:54,072 - That's great. - Sweet! 791 00:43:54,072 --> 00:43:55,880 Up next, I got a big aerial display. 792 00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,315 It explodes and then a roaring bear face comes out. 793 00:43:58,315 --> 00:44:01,838 No, no, no. That's enough. We don't want to attract too much attention. 794 00:44:01,838 --> 00:44:04,505 What? Dad, I got, like, all these M80's. 795 00:44:04,505 --> 00:44:08,136 - You don't want to see the bear face'? - No! No, I do not. 796 00:44:08,136 --> 00:44:10,673 I shouldn't let you do this one. 797 00:44:10,673 --> 00:44:14,593 Okay, everybody, drink up. I'm gonna turn in. 798 00:44:14,593 --> 00:44:17,850 We have to have our wits about us in the morning, so... 799 00:44:17,850 --> 00:44:19,561 - Ooh, quick question. - Yeah. 800 00:44:19,561 --> 00:44:22,611 Where's everybody sleeping? 801 00:44:22,611 --> 00:44:26,320 Well, Ryan and Stacy will stay in Ryan's old room, 802 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,495 and Deborah over there... How you doing there, hon'? 803 00:44:30,495 --> 00:44:32,863 - I'm fine. - Okay! 804 00:44:32,863 --> 00:44:35,121 She's going to be in your room, all right'? 805 00:44:35,121 --> 00:44:38,168 And you're going to stand Watch with Topper. 806 00:44:38,168 --> 00:44:40,252 - Come on, walk with me. - Hm! 807 00:44:40,252 --> 00:44:42,622 - Walk with me, Chaz. Come! - Hm! 808 00:44:45,206 --> 00:44:46,796 Come on. 809 00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:51,347 - I'm so glad that you're safe, babe. - Yeah. 810 00:44:51,347 --> 00:44:52,934 Thanks. 811 00:44:59,971 --> 00:45:00,220 I'm gonna need your help with Ryan in the morning. 812 00:45:00,220 --> 00:45:02,522 I'm gonna need your help with Ryan in the morning. 813 00:45:02,522 --> 00:45:06,069 - How do you mean? - His new friend isn't coming with us. 814 00:45:06,069 --> 00:45:09,069 - The adorable little ginger girl? - I'm sure he'll throw a hissy fit. 815 00:45:09,069 --> 00:45:11,241 How are we gonna sneak out without her'? 816 00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:15,664 I put enough horse tranquilizer in that brownie to kept her asleep through August. 817 00:45:15,664 --> 00:45:18,199 I'm surprised she's even still on her feet! 818 00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:21,206 I'm sure she'll be going down for the count soon. 819 00:45:22,619 --> 00:45:25,253 Hey, don't go soft on me now, boy! 820 00:45:25,253 --> 00:45:29,547 She works for the news. We don't want her doing some story on the water supply. 821 00:45:29,547 --> 00:45:30,841 Uh-uh. 822 00:45:30,841 --> 00:45:35,469 Sometimes... you gotta put your own oxygen mask on first. 823 00:45:37,300 --> 00:45:39,305 Put my oxygen mask on first. 824 00:45:39,305 --> 00:45:40,898 - Right, first. - Ow! 825 00:45:40,898 --> 00:45:42,649 All right. 826 00:45:43,723 --> 00:45:45,645 - Er, Chaz... - Yeah, Pop. 827 00:45:45,645 --> 00:45:47,320 Stop trying to bang Stacy. 828 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,066 - Once was enough. - If only it was! 829 00:45:51,066 --> 00:45:54,535 Oh! Don't you tell me you're falling in love with her'? 830 00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:57,616 Ryan's back. Be realistic. 831 00:45:57,616 --> 00:46:02,412 What? is it totally unrealistic to think that I could be the special one for once? 832 00:46:02,412 --> 00:46:06,045 I mean, what's he got that I don't got'? Besides your great eyes. 833 00:46:06,045 --> 00:46:08,214 - We gotta stay focused, boy. - A-ha. 834 00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:09,832 - You hear me'? Stay focused. - Okay! 835 00:46:09,832 --> 00:46:12,269 We got to keep our shit straight if we're gonna make it through this thing. 836 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,294 - Yeah, keep our shit straight. - Keep it straight. 837 00:46:14,294 --> 00:46:16,556 Keep it straight. Thanks, Pop! 838 00:46:16,556 --> 00:46:18,345 - Thanks for the rap. - Okay. 839 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:20,885 Okay. 840 00:46:20,885 --> 00:46:24,231 Okay! All right, you'd better get back to your post. 841 00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:25,474 Okay. 842 00:46:41,739 --> 00:46:45,452 "Portland's Water runs through him." Oh! Gross! 843 00:46:49,956 --> 00:46:52,424 I think you can forgo your sit-ups tonight. 844 00:46:55,086 --> 00:46:57,138 I'll give you a Workout. 845 00:46:57,138 --> 00:46:58,548 Wow! 846 00:46:58,548 --> 00:47:00,429 Er, Stacy... 847 00:47:00,429 --> 00:47:02,887 I'm talking about sex. 848 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:05,146 No, I know. Erm... 849 00:47:05,146 --> 00:47:07,944 I'm going to sleep here on floor, all right'? You take the bed. 850 00:47:07,944 --> 00:47:10,075 A let's happened since you broke up with me. 851 00:47:10,075 --> 00:47:12,342 Are you gonna keep throwing that in my face'? 852 00:47:12,342 --> 00:47:16,198 No. Hey, look, we need to talk, all right'? I think you were right to dump me. 853 00:47:16,198 --> 00:47:19,448 Ryan, you need to stop being a martyr, okay? 854 00:47:19,448 --> 00:47:22,950 This is a sure thing. Just relax. 855 00:47:22,950 --> 00:47:25,327 No, wait! I... I... I'm... 856 00:47:25,327 --> 00:47:27,786 I'm saying we want different things. 857 00:47:27,786 --> 00:47:30,959 Oh, really? And What do you want'? That nerd'? 858 00:47:30,959 --> 00:47:34,125 - Could you keep your voice down'? - Well, What does she do for you, Ryan? 859 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:38,385 She ride you like this? Like... Oh, yeah! Oh, Ryan, you're the best! 860 00:47:38,385 --> 00:47:41,553 Oh, yes! Oh, Ryan! Oh, yes! 861 00:47:41,553 --> 00:47:45,186 - Out it out! - Oh, yeah, Ryan! Oh! Oh, yeah! 862 00:47:45,186 --> 00:47:46,857 Oh, yeah! 863 00:47:46,857 --> 00:47:49,901 Oh, yes! Oh, Ryan! 864 00:47:49,901 --> 00:47:52,602 - Oh, yes, you're the best! - Cut it out, please! 865 00:47:52,602 --> 00:47:54,898 Oh... Oh, yeah! 866 00:47:54,898 --> 00:47:57,073 Oh, Ryan! Oh, yeah! 867 00:47:57,073 --> 00:48:00,287 - Yeah, Ryan! I shop at Target! - Cut it out. Ssh! 868 00:48:00,287 --> 00:48:03,830 Oh, yeah, Ryan! Oh, my gosh! 869 00:48:03,830 --> 00:48:07,043 Oh, yes! Oh, Ryan! Oh, yes! 870 00:48:07,043 --> 00:48:11,334 - Out it out, please! - Oh, yeah, Ryan! Oh, my God! Oh, yeah! 871 00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:17,505 - Oh, Ryan! Oh, yes! - Cut it out! 872 00:48:17,505 --> 00:48:19,513 - Stacy, stop! ' Oh, yeah! 873 00:48:19,513 --> 00:48:21,966 - Stacy, stop! Stop! - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 874 00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:24,724 - Stop! Hey! ' Oh, yeah! 875 00:48:24,724 --> 00:48:27,428 Oh, yeah! Oh, Ryan! 876 00:48:27,428 --> 00:48:30,900 Stacy, you're acting insane! 877 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:33,696 What the...'? 878 00:48:33,696 --> 00:48:37,404 If that cooz let out my cats, so help me! 879 00:48:57,041 --> 00:48:58,678 Trixie? 880 00:48:58,678 --> 00:49:00,300 Mayhem? 881 00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:01,630 Trixie? 882 00:49:04,174 --> 00:49:06,594 Oh! Chaz! 883 00:49:06,594 --> 00:49:08,474 Oh, my God! 884 00:49:08,474 --> 00:49:11,228 Ryan! The bastards have surrounded the house. 885 00:49:11,228 --> 00:49:13,068 Time to put on your big-boy pants, son. 886 00:49:13,068 --> 00:49:16,362 Dad, you don't have to talk to me like I'm some kind of kid. 887 00:49:18,688 --> 00:49:21,820 Aim high, and I'm not talking about life goals. 888 00:49:21,820 --> 00:49:24,029 Shoot 'em in the head. Let's move! 889 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:27,580 Stacy, how could you do that to me'? 890 00:49:29,282 --> 00:49:32,913 - Didn't last night mean anything to you'? - Well, of course it did. 891 00:49:32,913 --> 00:49:34,922 I think. 892 00:49:36,831 --> 00:49:40,462 But, you know, Ryan's just so good-looking, you know'? It's... 893 00:49:43,171 --> 00:49:45,935 That one's coming fast, Chaz. Chaz'? 894 00:49:45,935 --> 00:49:47,970 Chaz, that one's coming pretty fast. 895 00:49:50,595 --> 00:49:53,359 Heeelp! God, help me! 896 00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:55,941 Please, God! Don't let me die! 897 00:49:58,311 --> 00:50:00,815 Commie bastard! 898 00:50:05,318 --> 00:50:07,121 Attaboy! Good job! 899 00:50:07,121 --> 00:50:09,123 Chaz! Look out behind...! 900 00:50:09,123 --> 00:50:10,662 Aaagh! 901 00:50:13,660 --> 00:50:15,416 - He's been bit. - Oh, no, Chaz! 902 00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:19,000 He's been bit. Get him on the couch! I'll take care of the door. 903 00:50:31,094 --> 00:50:32,814 Chew-a-dent! 904 00:50:34,556 --> 00:50:37,355 Oh! Oh, God! Ruby! 905 00:50:39,686 --> 00:50:42,900 Honey, lam so sorry. 906 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:48,118 I completely forgot you were in there. What the...'? 907 00:50:48,118 --> 00:50:51,914 I must be the most selfish person in the world. 908 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:59,455 Here I am, acting like I'm doing you some kind of favour by keeping you alive. 909 00:50:59,455 --> 00:51:03,294 Deluding myself that there might actually be a cure for this. 910 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:05,921 But really I just... 911 00:51:07,005 --> 00:51:09,425 I can't bring myself to end it for you. 912 00:51:13,845 --> 00:51:17,024 I never would have talked to Ryan without you. 913 00:51:17,024 --> 00:51:20,402 And though I deeply regret 914 00:51:20,402 --> 00:51:22,819 meeting that... 915 00:51:22,819 --> 00:51:25,357 elitist man-whore, 916 00:51:25,357 --> 00:51:28,162 for one night, damn it, 917 00:51:28,162 --> 00:51:30,032 I lived, Ruby. 918 00:51:30,032 --> 00:51:31,743 I lived. 919 00:51:38,244 --> 00:51:40,296 What the ding-dong'? 920 00:51:47,170 --> 00:51:50,053 Hi! Would you shut it off, please? 921 00:51:50,053 --> 00:51:52,807 - Shut it down. Thank you. - Hi. 922 00:51:52,807 --> 00:51:55,144 - Good morning. - Good morning! 923 00:51:56,554 --> 00:52:00,777 So I... I guess you guys have heard about the zombies in town'? 924 00:52:00,777 --> 00:52:03,989 Zombies!? Zombies! Guys, she said there's zombies! 925 00:52:03,989 --> 00:52:06,898 - Yeah, we heard about the zombies. - That's why we're here. 926 00:52:06,898 --> 00:52:10,825 So if you wouldn't mind taking the keys out and coming inside that tent, 927 00:52:10,825 --> 00:52:13,708 we've got a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of questions for you. 928 00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:16,123 If we're going to be honest here, 929 00:52:16,123 --> 00:52:20,333 I was really looking forward to putting some distance between me and this town. 930 00:52:20,333 --> 00:52:22,589 I get it! I get it! 931 00:52:22,589 --> 00:52:26,466 You're like, "Who's this powerful muckity-mucktrying to cramp my style, 932 00:52:26,466 --> 00:52:29,514 when all I wanna do is try on some lipstick and chase guys, 933 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:33,307 and get as far as I can from those gosh-darn flesh-eaters?" Am I right'? 934 00:52:33,307 --> 00:52:35,726 If I say yes, will you let me go'? 935 00:52:35,726 --> 00:52:37,896 Let me put it this Way... 936 00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:47,487 That's a no. 937 00:52:56,698 --> 00:53:01,503 Hey, I've got some John Cougar Mellencamp. That always used to cheer you up. 938 00:53:01,503 --> 00:53:03,485 It's just John Mellencamp now, Dad. 939 00:53:03,485 --> 00:53:06,153 I haven't listened to him on purpose in 20 years. 940 00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:09,843 Son, I liked Stacy. 941 00:53:11,254 --> 00:53:15,347 Although I'm not sure she was the girl your mother would have wanted you to marry, 942 00:53:15,347 --> 00:53:17,935 I am sorry that she got her brains eaten. 943 00:53:19,012 --> 00:53:21,017 - Don't do this, Dad. - Do what? 944 00:53:21,017 --> 00:53:24,104 - I'm just being real here. - I'm not ready to be cool with you. 945 00:53:24,104 --> 00:53:28,615 Oh, good, good. What, you think I wanted any of this, huh'? 946 00:53:29,689 --> 00:53:32,074 Look at Chaz back there. 947 00:53:32,074 --> 00:53:35,905 When he turns, who do you thinks gonna have to put him down'? 948 00:53:37,947 --> 00:53:41,459 For all of his faults, I loved that boy like he was my own son. 949 00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:44,506 What do you mean? 950 00:53:44,506 --> 00:53:47,835 Well, Chaz was adopted. You knew that, right'? 951 00:53:47,835 --> 00:53:51,054 - Son-of-a-bitch. He was adopted'? - Bottom line is... 952 00:53:51,054 --> 00:53:52,759 you and I have to stay positive, 953 00:53:52,759 --> 00:53:55,316 remember how fortunate we are to be in the Governor's good graces. 954 00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,893 - Fortunate'? - Yes. 955 00:53:56,893 --> 00:54:00,721 If you Weren't so deep in the Governor's good graces, we Wouldn't be in this mess. 956 00:54:00,721 --> 00:54:02,518 Well, we're almost out of it, okay. 957 00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:07,529 Ow! Gaa! 958 00:54:08,811 --> 00:54:13,367 - Buy a girl a drink first, will you'? - I'm sorry about that business there. 959 00:54:13,367 --> 00:54:15,570 - Sincerely! - I'm not infected. 960 00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:18,826 - I wasn't bitten. - I know, Deb, I know. 961 00:54:18,826 --> 00:54:21,331 We just have protocols we have to follow. 962 00:54:21,331 --> 00:54:23,917 You guys aren't real military, are you'? 963 00:54:23,917 --> 00:54:25,708 What is "real"? 964 00:54:25,708 --> 00:54:29,672 Is "real" like a construct of our own subconscious or...'? 965 00:54:29,672 --> 00:54:31,713 Is this real'? 966 00:54:31,713 --> 00:54:33,590 Is this real'? 967 00:54:33,590 --> 00:54:35,384 - Are any of us real'? - Yeah. 968 00:54:35,384 --> 00:54:37,344 The rest of us are real. 969 00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:40,152 All right, we're a private security firm hired to handle this situation. 970 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,810 Woah! You guys are doing a bang-up job! 971 00:54:42,810 --> 00:54:44,934 - Thank you. - I'm being sarcastic. 972 00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:47,337 - What are you gonna do now, kill me'? - Kill you'? Deb... 973 00:54:47,337 --> 00:54:49,728 That hurts me. Come on! 974 00:54:49,728 --> 00:54:53,316 I am a father, all right'? Look, look at these. 975 00:54:53,316 --> 00:54:55,491 Look at these little... Two little boys. 976 00:54:55,491 --> 00:54:58,180 Those are my kids. They are adorable, right'? 977 00:54:58,180 --> 00:54:59,062 Yeah. 978 00:54:59,062 --> 00:55:03,495 Could I go back and look at these little angels in their eyes with murder on my brain? 979 00:55:03,495 --> 00:55:05,835 I don't think so, Deb. 980 00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:10,045 No, your test was negative. You are free to go. 981 00:55:10,045 --> 00:55:11,292 Oh! 982 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:13,421 Awesome sauce! 983 00:55:13,421 --> 00:55:15,595 Okay, great! Erm... 984 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:20,054 Oh, if you could just, er, get rid of that road block, I'll be... on my Way. 985 00:55:20,054 --> 00:55:22,144 Er... sorry. 986 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:25,225 I might have been a little confusing there. You're free to go back. 987 00:55:25,225 --> 00:55:28,941 - Wait, I'm sorry, back'? - Yeah, back to where you came from. 988 00:55:28,941 --> 00:55:31,776 You can't ever leave that town on, kind of, a forever-type basis. 989 00:55:31,776 --> 00:55:33,567 Forever'? 990 00:55:33,567 --> 00:55:37,235 So you're just gonna... you're gonna wall us in with those things? 991 00:55:37,235 --> 00:55:39,446 That's a fate Worse than death. 992 00:55:39,446 --> 00:55:41,989 You're gonna tell that to your two lamo kids'? 993 00:55:41,989 --> 00:55:44,165 They re four and six, Deb. 994 00:55:44,165 --> 00:55:47,130 They wouldn't understand the moral complexity of that situation. 995 00:55:47,130 --> 00:55:50,837 Portland may be a small town, but people are going to notice if we disappear. 996 00:55:50,837 --> 00:55:53,174 The official story is radiation leak. 997 00:55:53,174 --> 00:55:55,759 I don't think people are going to be champing at the bit 998 00:55:55,759 --> 00:55:58,214 to go check it out for themselves, believe you me. 999 00:55:58,214 --> 00:56:01,435 You're not going to get away with this. They re... 1000 00:56:01,435 --> 00:56:05,974 People... people are going to talk. There's social media, there's... there's like... 1001 00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:07,935 Twerking, My Face. 1002 00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:12,196 I don't think you've noticed, but the internet's shutdown and cellphones. 1003 00:56:12,196 --> 00:56:15,822 Deb, you would have had a better chance of getting out of here if you were infected. 1004 00:56:15,822 --> 00:56:18,157 They re looking for case studies out there right now, 1005 00:56:18,157 --> 00:56:20,659 trying to figure out how to stop this thing. 1006 00:56:20,659 --> 00:56:21,951 Wait. 1007 00:56:21,951 --> 00:56:25,498 Wait! I know Frank Waverly. The Governor is sending him a helicopter. 1008 00:56:25,498 --> 00:56:28,664 - And I'm supposed to be on it. - You know Frank Waverly? 1009 00:56:28,664 --> 00:56:30,338 Yeah. 1010 00:56:30,338 --> 00:56:32,423 Yeah! I do. 1011 00:56:34,666 --> 00:56:34,915 The rendezvous point's right up ahead here. 1012 00:56:34,915 --> 00:56:37,466 The rendezvous point's right up ahead here. 1013 00:56:37,466 --> 00:56:40,433 Throw a blanket over your brother, we don't want to scare anybody. 1014 00:56:45,301 --> 00:56:48,101 - Oh, God! He looks terrible. - Oh, jeez! 1015 00:56:48,101 --> 00:56:49,265 God! 1016 00:56:54,936 --> 00:56:58,816 Woah! Deb's car. She's here. I hope she's okay. 1017 00:56:58,816 --> 00:57:02,238 Was that girl ever okay? Now let me do the talking. 1018 00:57:02,238 --> 00:57:05,457 Some say shooting a gun's like an organism. 1019 00:57:05,457 --> 00:57:07,873 That must be Why it's harder for Women to shoot g... 1020 00:57:07,873 --> 00:57:09,912 - What the hell is going on here'?! - Oh! 1021 00:57:09,912 --> 00:57:13,747 - Well, if it isn't Don Juan Demarco. - No, no, that Wasn't What it sounded like. 1022 00:57:13,747 --> 00:57:15,650 Prop a squat here, One Direction. 1023 00:57:15,650 --> 00:57:18,238 I have very classic masculine features, sir. 1024 00:57:19,502 --> 00:57:22,385 - Why is she restrained? - Oh, you must be Frank Waverly. 1025 00:57:22,385 --> 00:57:24,593 And you must be fond of digging ditches, 1026 00:57:24,593 --> 00:57:27,111 cos that's what you're gonna be doing if I don't get some goddamn answers! 1027 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,769 - You know, the Governor... - Ls sending a helicopter, yeah? 1028 00:57:29,769 --> 00:57:32,058 - I know. - Hello, Frank. 1029 00:57:32,058 --> 00:57:34,650 I thought lowed it to you to do this face to face. 1030 00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:37,022 - You're not going anywhere. - Governor. 1031 00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:40,657 - Why? - We screwed the pooch, Frank. 1032 00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:44,119 Well, you did. At least, that's how history is going to show it. 1033 00:57:44,119 --> 00:57:48,957 I have volumes of documentation. This whole thing was on your demand. 1034 00:57:48,957 --> 00:57:51,375 My people are at your home and your office right now. 1035 00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:54,078 I don't think documentation is going to be much of a problem. 1036 00:57:54,078 --> 00:57:56,968 Why, self-serving son-of-a...! Aaagh! 1037 00:58:03,755 --> 00:58:05,724 Let the young ones go. 1038 00:58:05,724 --> 00:58:07,810 They had no part in this. 1039 00:58:07,810 --> 00:58:09,895 I wish I could, Frank. 1040 00:58:09,895 --> 00:58:13,808 Colonel Newton, I think you saw these three try to rush the border. 1041 00:58:13,808 --> 00:58:17,111 I think you had to use some extreme measures to stop them. 1042 00:58:17,111 --> 00:58:19,029 And I think you succeeded. 1043 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:20,029 Sir. 1044 00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,985 Goodbye, Frank. 1045 00:58:24,067 --> 00:58:25,067 Wait! 1046 00:58:25,067 --> 00:58:29,250 My dad has more than enough motivation to keep quiet and I'm his son. 1047 00:58:29,250 --> 00:58:31,001 - So'? - So... 1048 00:58:31,001 --> 00:58:33,701 the only wild card here is her. She's a reporter. 1049 00:58:33,701 --> 00:58:35,499 What? I'm not a reporter! 1050 00:58:35,499 --> 00:58:38,182 I mean, I would like to be a reporter. I'm trying to be a reporter. 1051 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,677 She films everything. 1052 00:58:39,677 --> 00:58:43,753 She's documented this whole disaster with this tiny little hidden camera. 1053 00:58:43,753 --> 00:58:46,049 Somebody/s gonna find that footage one day. 1054 00:58:46,049 --> 00:58:48,341 Wouldn't you like to get your hands on it right now'? 1055 00:58:48,341 --> 00:58:51,064 I patted her down myself. I did not find a camera. 1056 00:58:51,064 --> 00:58:54,274 Deb, just give it up. They re going to search Otis eventually. 1057 00:58:54,274 --> 00:58:56,773 Otis'? That's her car. 1058 00:58:56,773 --> 00:59:00,024 The footage is in her car. Let's go! You, with me. 1059 00:59:01,187 --> 00:59:02,575 The car! 1060 00:59:03,898 --> 00:59:06,947 I got the glove box. Dekker, you pop the hood. 1061 00:59:06,947 --> 00:59:10,532 - Try the trunk. - What? No! Not the trunk! 1062 00:59:11,906 --> 00:59:13,033 Pop it. 1063 00:59:13,033 --> 00:59:15,922 Governor, sir. Mr Governor... 1064 00:59:16,995 --> 00:59:18,336 What the...'? Damn thing... 1065 00:59:18,336 --> 00:59:19,056 Aaagh! 1066 00:59:23,626 --> 00:59:25,881 What? Holy... Oh, man! 1067 00:59:25,881 --> 00:59:28,424 Get that... get that... get that... 1068 00:59:30,717 --> 00:59:34,015 Hey, man, that was an accident. 1069 00:59:34,015 --> 00:59:36,521 That was a mistake, man. Don't do it. Put your gun down. 1070 00:59:36,521 --> 00:59:39,688 I didn't mean to shoot him. Come on, we know each other! 1071 00:59:39,688 --> 00:59:42,443 That was just a... Aaagh! Aaagh! 1072 00:59:42,443 --> 00:59:45,112 - Oh, this is all my fault. - Ugh! 1073 00:59:45,112 --> 00:59:48,660 It's customary to say something like, "No, no, no, don't beat yourself up." 1074 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:50,737 - Words to that effect. - Don't beat yourself... 1075 00:59:50,737 --> 00:59:53,205 Never mind. It really is my fault. 1076 00:59:53,205 --> 00:59:55,743 But I'm going to make it right for the two of you. 1077 00:59:55,743 --> 00:59:58,252 - What are you talking about'? - Frank? 1078 01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:05,255 Come on! 1079 01:00:06,503 --> 01:00:07,223 Aaagh! 1080 01:00:09,797 --> 01:00:11,553 Ruby, no! 1081 01:00:11,553 --> 01:00:12,718 Huh? 1082 01:00:13,801 --> 01:00:15,771 Go, go! Let's go. 1083 01:00:15,771 --> 01:00:16,771 Dad! 1084 01:00:17,889 --> 01:00:22,361 Ryan. Ryan, I should have been there more for you when you were growing up. 1085 01:00:22,361 --> 01:00:24,357 I could have helped you be a little more rugged. 1086 01:00:24,357 --> 01:00:26,517 Why are you talking like that? You're coming with us. 1087 01:00:26,517 --> 01:00:28,576 No! Like this'? 1088 01:00:28,576 --> 01:00:30,198 I'm gone, son. 1089 01:00:30,198 --> 01:00:33,533 Bit by a zombie in a God-awful sweater. 1090 01:00:33,533 --> 01:00:36,953 Now listen up. You stay with that girl Deb, all right'? 1091 01:00:36,953 --> 01:00:40,005 She's good for you. She's got moxie. 1092 01:00:40,005 --> 01:00:42,837 Head back into Portland and stay alive till this blows over. 1093 01:00:42,837 --> 01:00:45,376 I'm gonna buy you some time. You go take care of her. 1094 01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,470 Go on! Go! 1095 01:00:47,470 --> 01:00:48,759 Go! 1096 01:00:54,801 --> 01:00:58,099 All right, come on! End it for me, you piss-ants! 1097 01:01:06,354 --> 01:01:08,858 My dad... 1098 01:01:08,858 --> 01:01:11,153 Chaz, Stacy. 1099 01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:14,705 I can't believe they're all gone. 1100 01:01:15,947 --> 01:01:20,787 Nobody left to tell me what to think or what to say. 1101 01:01:22,245 --> 01:01:24,297 It's kinda scary, actually. 1102 01:01:29,669 --> 01:01:34,390 That time my family was up on the roof, that Fourth of July, and saw my dad. 1103 01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:35,634 Yeah? 1104 01:01:36,885 --> 01:01:39,602 He Wasn't fixing the barbecue. 1105 01:01:39,602 --> 01:01:43,019 He was in my neighbour's backyard... 1106 01:01:44,517 --> 01:01:46,522 �with no pants. 1107 01:01:48,021 --> 01:01:51,283 He was exposing himself to their family dog. 1108 01:01:53,401 --> 01:01:54,908 Whoa! 1109 01:01:54,908 --> 01:01:57,364 Apparently, he'd been doing it for months. 1110 01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:00,872 Basset hound. 1111 01:02:03,286 --> 01:02:05,457 He moved out after that. 1112 01:02:07,874 --> 01:02:10,294 I've never told that story to anyone. 1113 01:02:14,339 --> 01:02:16,925 We've never going to get out of here, are we'? 1114 01:02:18,009 --> 01:02:20,144 Does not look like it. 1115 01:02:20,144 --> 01:02:22,349 All the roads will be blocked just like that one. 1116 01:02:22,349 --> 01:02:24,607 - They/ll be looking for us especially. - Hmm. 1117 01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:27,821 On the bright side, no more lines at the DMV. 1118 01:02:28,978 --> 01:02:30,021 Yeah. 1119 01:02:30,021 --> 01:02:33,568 I bet some of those workers will be more lively as zombies. 1120 01:02:33,568 --> 01:02:36,372 Mmmm! Rrrgh! 1121 01:02:36,372 --> 01:02:38,823 Organ donor! 1122 01:02:38,823 --> 01:02:40,584 Delicious! 1123 01:02:40,584 --> 01:02:44,162 - What was that? ls that... - My zombie. 1124 01:02:44,162 --> 01:02:47,181 - I didn't know zombies sounded like that. - Yeah. You've heard them, right'? 1125 01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:50,218 No, I haven't heard them talk. 1126 01:02:51,292 --> 01:02:53,095 Oh, my God! 1127 01:02:55,380 --> 01:02:57,800 Only you could make me laugh at a time like this. 1128 01:02:59,467 --> 01:03:03,264 That's mostly what I remember about the night that we hung out. 1129 01:03:03,264 --> 01:03:05,559 Was you just cracking me up. 1130 01:03:09,894 --> 01:03:11,484 No one thinks I'm funny. 1131 01:03:11,484 --> 01:03:14,238 They just think I'm strange or... 1132 01:03:14,238 --> 01:03:16,991 awkward or... 1133 01:03:16,991 --> 01:03:19,329 I say the Wrong thing. 1134 01:03:21,114 --> 01:03:24,495 I'm so dumb to think that I could be an on-air anchor. 1135 01:03:24,495 --> 01:03:26,753 I think you'd make a great news anchor. 1136 01:03:26,753 --> 01:03:31,211 Plus I've always wanted to slap the tan right off of Brent Masters' face. 1137 01:03:37,255 --> 01:03:38,299 Oh! 1138 01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:44,598 Oh, my God, Ryan! 1139 01:03:44,598 --> 01:03:47,734 Ryan, we have to go, now. 1140 01:03:50,310 --> 01:03:52,646 Woah, woah, woah! Where's the fire'? 1141 01:03:52,646 --> 01:03:55,072 You mentioning Brent Masters back there. 1142 01:03:55,072 --> 01:03:57,209 If the outside world could see What was actually going on here, 1143 01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,985 the government would have to do something. 1144 01:03:58,985 --> 01:04:01,032 The people would demand it. We'd have a chance. 1145 01:04:01,032 --> 01:04:03,657 Yeah, but how'? All communications have been shut down. 1146 01:04:03,657 --> 01:04:06,118 Phone, cable, internet, cell towers. 1147 01:04:06,118 --> 01:04:07,535 Not satellite. 1148 01:04:17,795 --> 01:04:20,264 Get the lead out. 1149 01:04:20,264 --> 01:04:22,932 Our signal goes out to most of the outlying counties, 1150 01:04:22,932 --> 01:04:24,937 sometimes as far as Canada. 1151 01:04:24,937 --> 01:04:27,188 - Where is everyone though? - I don't know. 1152 01:04:27,188 --> 01:04:30,520 It would be a skeleton crew because of the holiday, but... 1153 01:04:33,311 --> 01:04:36,159 The morning staff briefing. 1154 01:04:36,159 --> 01:04:38,194 Livelier than usual. 1155 01:04:38,194 --> 01:04:42,112 Hey, that's Misty Raines. Ah, they/re still smiling. 1156 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:46,080 She's got so much Botox in her face I don't know if she's ever going to decompose. 1157 01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:48,334 And that's Jerry Chavez, sports. 1158 01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:51,714 Oh, and he brought his wife's famous cupcakes. 1159 01:04:52,830 --> 01:04:54,836 Oh! Brent Masters. 1160 01:04:54,836 --> 01:04:57,805 Even as a zombie, his hair is camera perfect! 1161 01:04:57,805 --> 01:05:00,339 - Oh, is he coming'? - Uh-huh. 1162 01:05:00,339 --> 01:05:03,927 He was always mean to me, but I'm going to do him proud. 1163 01:05:05,468 --> 01:05:08,185 - Aaaaaaagh! - Okay, let's... let's go. 1164 01:05:11,808 --> 01:05:14,607 Control room's in here. Oh'? 1165 01:05:22,735 --> 01:05:25,583 We have to turn the signal back on. 1166 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:29,707 - Wow, you really know what you're doing. - Yeah, I have my moments. 1167 01:05:29,707 --> 01:05:32,839 - Despite my track record. - Yeah, what does this do'? 1168 01:05:32,839 --> 01:05:34,626 Okay, don't touch that. 1169 01:05:47,093 --> 01:05:51,565 And that's it! You just look the camera off on the anchor desk. 1170 01:05:51,565 --> 01:05:53,484 On you, right? 1171 01:05:53,484 --> 01:05:55,320 Ah, yeah. 1172 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,107 Yeah, I guess. 1173 01:05:58,730 --> 01:06:01,114 - What's Wrong? - Er... 1174 01:06:01,114 --> 01:06:02,620 I'm just, er... 1175 01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:06,363 so used to Working the camera. 1176 01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:09,371 Maybe I should do that and you can do the announcement. 1177 01:06:09,371 --> 01:06:10,701 - Deb. - What? 1178 01:06:10,701 --> 01:06:12,110 Listen to me. 1179 01:06:12,110 --> 01:06:15,988 Not only is this an insanely perfect opportunity for you to live your dream, 1180 01:06:15,988 --> 01:06:19,343 but people need to know What's happening here. 1181 01:06:19,343 --> 01:06:23,136 What about you, Ryan Waverly? Are you living your dream? 1182 01:06:23,136 --> 01:06:26,967 I want to be a personal life coach. So, yes. 1183 01:06:28,510 --> 01:06:30,431 Well played, sir. 1184 01:06:33,014 --> 01:06:34,225 Okay! 1185 01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:38,195 You know, I'm going to clean up. 1186 01:06:38,195 --> 01:06:41,111 I can't make my broadcast debut with a scrunchie in my hair. 1187 01:06:41,111 --> 01:06:43,864 - Okay. I'll be here. Hurry. - Okay. 1188 01:06:58,414 --> 01:07:00,217 Deb, are you all... 1189 01:07:01,584 --> 01:07:02,795 right? 1190 01:07:06,005 --> 01:07:08,888 What do you think? Is this okay for camera? 1191 01:07:10,051 --> 01:07:12,270 It's... er... 1192 01:07:12,270 --> 01:07:14,273 You're perfect. 1193 01:07:15,932 --> 01:07:18,400 I raided the Weather girl's locker. 1194 01:07:23,690 --> 01:07:25,529 Are you ready? 1195 01:07:29,237 --> 01:07:30,957 - Yeah. - Okay. 1196 01:07:30,957 --> 01:07:34,915 This is how I always see them do it. In five, four... 1197 01:07:34,915 --> 01:07:36,588 Three... 1198 01:07:38,913 --> 01:07:41,796 Good afternoon. I'm Deb Clarington. 1199 01:07:41,796 --> 01:07:44,420 It was an Independence Day for the ages, 1200 01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:47,427 as a bizarre disease ran ram pant through this normally peaceful 1201 01:07:47,427 --> 01:07:49,634 seaside com m unity yesterday. 1202 01:07:49,634 --> 01:07:53,435 Homes were destroyed, countless family members lost 1203 01:07:53,435 --> 01:07:55,973 and thousands left to wander, 1204 01:07:55,973 --> 01:08:00,059 in search of the only thing that would quench their now insatiable appetites - 1205 01:08:00,059 --> 01:08:02,569 live human flesh. 1206 01:08:05,899 --> 01:08:08,663 Unbelievable? Maybe. 1207 01:08:08,663 --> 01:08:12,869 It certainly would be easier to swallow the cover-up story about a radiation leak. 1208 01:08:12,869 --> 01:08:18,588 Indeed, for all we know, there are only two souls left uninfected in this once-happy hamlet. 1209 01:08:18,588 --> 01:08:24,302 Is it worth sending people in to save a fledgling newscaster and her cameraman life coach? 1210 01:08:24,302 --> 01:08:27,632 Two days ago, I might have said no. 1211 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,300 But then another story broke. 1212 01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:33,844 This one easier to believe for most, 1213 01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:37,848 but for this reporter, it's the headline of the decade - 1214 01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:40,523 woman falls in love. 1215 01:08:42,018 --> 01:08:46,775 Sure it happens every day, all over the world, but not to me. 1216 01:08:46,775 --> 01:08:50,196 Maybe a crisis like we have here speeds things up a bit, but... 1217 01:08:50,196 --> 01:08:53,746 I don't think it can create something from nothing. 1218 01:08:53,746 --> 01:08:59,036 And even though this person may not return my affections - 1219 01:08:59,036 --> 01:09:02,174 and... I am really not fishing here - 1220 01:09:02,174 --> 01:09:04,543 it's okay. 1221 01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:09,672 I'll always know, deep down, that he felt something too. 1222 01:09:09,672 --> 01:09:13,308 So I'm Deb Clarington, saying yes, 1223 01:09:13,308 --> 01:09:15,595 I think these two are worth saving. 1224 01:09:15,595 --> 01:09:20,108 So if you're watching out there, please tell the authorities to send help to Portland, Maine... 1225 01:09:20,108 --> 01:09:22,809 - Aagh! Aaaghl - No! ' 1226 01:09:22,809 --> 01:09:23,559 No! 1227 01:09:27,146 --> 01:09:28,189 Deb. 1228 01:09:28,189 --> 01:09:30,574 Deb, I'm here. Hey! 1229 01:09:30,574 --> 01:09:34,535 Listen to me, that's the greatest newscast anyone's ever seen. 1230 01:09:34,535 --> 01:09:37,833 Seriously, you'll probably win a Peabody or something. 1231 01:09:37,833 --> 01:09:39,669 Am I... 1232 01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:42,546 better than Brent Masters? 1233 01:09:42,546 --> 01:09:44,501 Crazy better. 1234 01:09:44,501 --> 01:09:48,633 Wait, crazy, like I was, like, a crazy person? 1235 01:09:48,633 --> 01:09:50,305 Sssh! 1236 01:09:51,838 --> 01:09:54,175 Can we get, like, two seconds! 1237 01:10:00,847 --> 01:10:03,184 I don't know how long I have left. 1238 01:10:03,184 --> 01:10:05,728 Yeah, I guess we've never seen anyone turn before. 1239 01:10:12,734 --> 01:10:14,703 - Listen, Deb. - Yes. 1240 01:10:14,703 --> 01:10:17,453 If you want me to, I could, erm... 1241 01:10:18,698 --> 01:10:20,834 I mean, if you Want. 1242 01:10:20,834 --> 01:10:23,252 You would shoot me in the head? 1243 01:10:24,329 --> 01:10:27,093 Well, I... What?! I thought... 1244 01:10:27,093 --> 01:10:29,508 I guess it would be one tap now'? 1245 01:10:29,508 --> 01:10:31,382 It was your idea first! 1246 01:10:31,382 --> 01:10:32,252 Tonights top story, a bizarre twist regarding a reported radiation leak in Portland, Maine. 1247 01:10:32,252 --> 01:10:36,216 Tonights top story, a bizarre twist regarding a reported radiation leak in Portland, Maine. 1248 01:10:36,216 --> 01:10:40,137 A broadcast, apparently originating from within the quarantine zone, 1249 01:10:40,137 --> 01:10:42,765 went viral on the internet just hours ago, 1250 01:10:42,765 --> 01:10:46,401 promoting a lot of people to wonder what exactly is going on there? 1251 01:10:46,401 --> 01:10:51,737 I'm Deb Clarington saying yes, I think these two are worth saving. 1252 01:10:51,737 --> 01:10:55,777 So if you're watching out there, please tell the authorities to send help to Portland, Maine... 1253 01:10:57,695 --> 01:10:59,451 No! No! 1254 01:10:59,451 --> 01:11:03,997 911 emergency centre's in several states report being flooded with calls 1255 01:11:03,997 --> 01:11:06,206 in response to the alleged zombie attack, 1256 01:11:06,206 --> 01:11:08,630 with some calling to ask if the video's real, 1257 01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:12,177 while many others are concerned for the safety of these two people. 1258 01:11:12,177 --> 01:11:16,635 A background check on Deb Clarington revealed that she is employed at the station 1259 01:11:16,635 --> 01:11:20,813 from which she's broadcasting, but as a camera-person, not an anchor. 1260 01:11:20,813 --> 01:11:23,940 Prior to that, she was employed at a Lady Footlocker, 1261 01:11:23,940 --> 01:11:26,226 until she was let go for staging 1262 01:11:26,226 --> 01:11:29,980 an unauthorized sock-puppet production of Jesus Christ Superstar. 1263 01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:34,742 A lot has been said about videos going viral but, for Deb Clarington, it's like an outbreak. 1264 01:11:34,742 --> 01:11:38,072 The hits on her zombie-attack clip is impressive enough, 1265 01:11:38,072 --> 01:11:42,454 but it's the number of her viewers weighing in and creating their own online videos 1266 01:11:42,454 --> 01:11:43,867 that's truly staggering. 1267 01:11:43,867 --> 01:11:46,672 As the chairman of the Zombie Outbreak Authentication Society 1268 01:11:46,672 --> 01:11:51,792 I happen to know zombies and that is not real. H's too tan. 1269 01:11:51,792 --> 01:11:54,171 I can tell bad effects work from a mile away. 1270 01:11:54,171 --> 01:11:56,180 This is the real deal, man. It's not bogus. 1271 01:11:56,180 --> 01:12:00,472 Oh, that girl is my new hero. What is going on right now? 1272 01:12:00,472 --> 01:12:04,554 Deb, if you're still alive out there, I want you to know, you are so hot! 1273 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:08,061 They say they're in Maine? That's not even a real state. 1274 01:12:08,061 --> 01:12:13,486 Deb, honey, encouraged by your example, I told a cc-worker that he is the love of my life. 1275 01:12:13,486 --> 01:12:15,657 He's my boss, he's happily married. 1276 01:12:15,657 --> 01:12:18,822 So we both agreed it best that I lack for another job. 1277 01:12:18,822 --> 01:12:22,158 Originally, I planned to debunk this vid using basic physics. 1278 01:12:22,158 --> 01:12:24,997 Then I thought about recreating part of it with some friends. 1279 01:12:24,997 --> 01:12:27,501 Those idiots actually think this thing is real. 1280 01:12:27,501 --> 01:12:30,668 Is the video real in your own opinion? 1281 01:12:30,668 --> 01:12:33,374 I believe that the woman in the video believes it's real. 1282 01:12:33,374 --> 01:12:35,552 Now, how sure are you? 1283 01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:38,229 She exhibits all five signs of a person who's speaking the truth. 1284 01:12:38,229 --> 01:12:42,970 I expound more on this, of course, in my book The Five Signs Of Truth, which is available... 1285 01:12:42,970 --> 01:12:45,263 What the fudge'?! 1286 01:12:45,263 --> 01:12:49,479 As night falls on Portland, Maine, more questions than answers. 1287 01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:53,941 Repeated calls to the Governors office from this station and many others around the country 1288 01:12:53,941 --> 01:12:59,412 have gone unanswered, but we will not rest until we get to the bottom of this situation. 1289 01:13:00,485 --> 01:13:03,119 Now how about this hilarious cat video? 1290 01:13:04,531 --> 01:13:06,203 Yes, Deb! 1291 01:13:06,203 --> 01:13:09,836 You did it! They'll have to investigate now, they'll just have to. 1292 01:13:09,836 --> 01:13:12,717 Well, I'm really happy for you, Ryan. 1293 01:13:12,717 --> 01:13:17,671 Let's get real here. We both know in a few minutes I'll be trying to eat your brains. 1294 01:13:17,671 --> 01:13:20,593 Well, the joke's on you then, cos it will be a small meal. 1295 01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:24,936 Really? You are starting to look so delicious right now. 1296 01:13:24,936 --> 01:13:27,732 And you're starting to look like you've lost a lot of blood. 1297 01:13:27,732 --> 01:13:29,471 Does it matter at this point'? 1298 01:13:29,471 --> 01:13:32,260 It matters to me. Where's the first-aid kit'? 1299 01:13:33,434 --> 01:13:37,694 I think it's in the break room, but it's too far unless we go through the studio. 1300 01:13:37,694 --> 01:13:40,033 - Then let's go. - Okay. 1301 01:13:45,947 --> 01:13:48,166 No! No, no, no, no. 1302 01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:50,085 I have an idea. 1303 01:13:52,620 --> 01:13:55,301 Hear me, undead! 1304 01:13:55,301 --> 01:13:58,879 This man is a friend to us. He means us no... 1305 01:13:58,879 --> 01:14:01,007 Oh, God! Oh, I regret that. 1306 01:14:05,175 --> 01:14:06,515 Ooh! 1307 01:14:11,556 --> 01:14:13,691 Oh, that was awesome! 1308 01:14:17,437 --> 01:14:19,572 Ladies first. 1309 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,156 Oh, wrong Way! 1310 01:14:24,156 --> 01:14:25,997 Come on! 1311 01:14:29,157 --> 01:14:31,209 Here! 1312 01:14:58,478 --> 01:15:01,277 Deb, Deb! Come on, come on, we've gotta get going. 1313 01:15:01,277 --> 01:15:05,241 No! Ryan, it's the end of the line for me. 1314 01:15:05,241 --> 01:15:08,574 - Okay, I... I... I'll carry you. Come on. - Where'? 1315 01:15:08,574 --> 01:15:09,414 Listen. 1316 01:15:10,949 --> 01:15:13,203 We've had a good run. 1317 01:15:13,203 --> 01:15:16,672 But I'm starting to get hungry. 1318 01:15:16,672 --> 01:15:19,837 I can really see myself going to town on your liver. 1319 01:15:19,837 --> 01:15:23,090 Your spleen, maybe a couple of pancreas. 1320 01:15:23,090 --> 01:15:25,892 Your pancreas is actually singular. 1321 01:15:25,892 --> 01:15:27,678 Oh, thank you, Bill Nye. 1322 01:15:27,678 --> 01:15:30,480 Ooh! Hey, hey! Stay with me, stay with me! 1323 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:34,271 Ryan, What are you still doing here'? 1324 01:15:34,271 --> 01:15:36,857 You could outrun Misty Raines easily. 1325 01:15:36,857 --> 01:15:40,937 And now you're bound to end up like one of us or die a horrible death. 1326 01:15:40,937 --> 01:15:44,693 I'd rather take that risk than be without the people I care about. 1327 01:15:44,693 --> 01:15:46,619 The people you... 1328 01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:52,334 Oh, you mean me'?! Duh! I'm the people you care about? 1329 01:15:54,576 --> 01:15:57,589 I really wish we'd gotten to watch the fireworks together on your roof. 1330 01:15:57,589 --> 01:16:00,503 That would have been awesome. 1331 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,379 But now I'm starving. 1332 01:16:04,379 --> 01:16:05,713 Okay, he)'- 1333 01:16:05,713 --> 01:16:07,225 Here. 1334 01:16:07,225 --> 01:16:09,260 Do What you gotta do. 1335 01:16:11,134 --> 01:16:13,103 Thank you. 1336 01:16:19,934 --> 01:16:21,322 Got him! 1337 01:16:23,521 --> 01:16:25,111 - Hey. - What's up'? 1338 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:29,580 Deb, right'? We are huge fans. 1339 01:16:31,863 --> 01:16:34,544 - Are you good to go'? - Oh! Wait. What? 1340 01:16:34,544 --> 01:16:38,370 You have a bite wound there. Just keep it clean and change that bandage daily. 1341 01:16:38,370 --> 01:16:41,175 No, she was bitten by a Zombie. 1342 01:16:43,791 --> 01:16:45,936 Are you talking about what those people back there have'? 1343 01:16:45,936 --> 01:16:48,131 - Yeah! - You can't get that from biting. 1344 01:16:48,131 --> 01:16:51,718 Yeah, that is really an archaic way of thinking. 1345 01:16:51,718 --> 01:16:55,982 I mean, a biter would have to have an open wound in his mouth literally gushing blood. 1346 01:16:55,982 --> 01:17:00,651 Even then, it's like a thousand to one. What are you, some kind of zombie-phobe'? 1347 01:17:00,651 --> 01:17:04,361 No, no. A lot of my best friends are zombies. 1348 01:17:04,361 --> 01:17:05,736 Probably. 1349 01:17:07,065 --> 01:17:09,615 We're just messing with you. These things are hideous. 1350 01:17:09,615 --> 01:17:12,664 - Yeah, filthy! - But you can't get it from a bite, so... 1351 01:17:12,664 --> 01:17:15,247 Turns out it was in the Water or something. 1352 01:17:15,247 --> 01:17:16,753 Who knew? 1353 01:17:22,247 --> 01:17:26,304 - You said you wanted to eat me. - Yeah, that's embarrassing. 1354 01:17:26,304 --> 01:17:29,265 You talked about internal organs. I mean, it got really specific. 1355 01:17:29,265 --> 01:17:32,309 - Well, I was delirious, okay. - You sure you don't want to now'? 1356 01:17:33,925 --> 01:17:37,935 - Mm, you said some things, too. - I know I did. 1357 01:17:37,935 --> 01:17:39,525 So... 1358 01:17:39,525 --> 01:17:42,818 It's safe to assume that you like me. 1359 01:17:45,645 --> 01:17:46,689 Hey! 1360 01:17:46,689 --> 01:17:49,862 How did you guys figure out this virus so fast? 1361 01:17:49,862 --> 01:17:53,744 - Oh, we had a little help. - Dad! 1362 01:17:53,744 --> 01:17:54,905 Ryan! 1363 01:17:54,905 --> 01:17:58,078 Hey, Deb. What a night, huh'? 1364 01:17:58,078 --> 01:18:02,161 - Turns out biting doesn't turn you. - Yeah, we heard! 1365 01:18:02,161 --> 01:18:04,418 But how did you escape the troops? 1366 01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:07,366 Well, like I said, biting doesn't turn you. 1367 01:18:07,366 --> 01:18:10,044 Come on! What are you Waiting for'? 1368 01:18:10,044 --> 01:18:12,471 I'm already bit, you dumb pansies! 1369 01:18:12,471 --> 01:18:14,973 - Drop the weapon! - Come on, finish me! 1370 01:18:14,973 --> 01:18:17,595 - My head is killing me. - We are approaching. 1371 01:18:17,595 --> 01:18:20,732 - Put it down! - Make me, you dumb-ass! 1372 01:18:22,599 --> 01:18:25,446 Dale! Chowder! Mad Dog! 1373 01:18:25,446 --> 01:18:27,114 Chaz. 1374 01:18:27,114 --> 01:18:30,076 Jazzy Chazzy. That's my Pop. Be careful with him, okay? 1375 01:18:30,076 --> 01:18:31,945 - Oh? - Son! 1376 01:18:31,945 --> 01:18:34,237 Pops, we play billiards. Be cool! That's my Pops! 1377 01:18:34,237 --> 01:18:36,116 - That's my boy! - Yep. 1378 01:18:36,116 --> 01:18:39,619 Came to save you. I wonder where Ryan is'? 1379 01:18:39,619 --> 01:18:42,244 Off with his new girlfriend probably. I don't see him. 1380 01:18:45,622 --> 01:18:48,172 What's up, douche? 1381 01:18:48,172 --> 01:18:51,672 - We're alive and we're under arrest. - That's my boy! 1382 01:18:51,672 --> 01:18:53,135 Yeah! 1383 01:18:53,135 --> 01:18:55,141 Now, come on. 1384 01:18:55,141 --> 01:18:57,511 Hurry up and kiss the girl. 1385 01:18:57,511 --> 01:18:59,805 - Oh... - I've got a date with the Feds. 1386 01:18:59,805 --> 01:19:03,348 The towns overrun with zombies so they'll be bombing the hell out of Portland soon. 1387 01:19:03,348 --> 01:19:04,598 Wooo! 1388 01:19:05,934 --> 01:19:07,939 Come on! 1389 01:19:09,979 --> 01:19:12,067 I'm sorry I tried to eat you. 1390 01:19:12,067 --> 01:19:14,527 You don't have to kiss me. 1391 01:19:14,527 --> 01:19:16,620 No, I was going to anyway. 111546