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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,351 --> 00:00:03,218 - I saw on the news today, 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,492 talking about the violence in foreign countries. 3 00:00:08,140 --> 00:00:10,851 Talking about all the savagery up in the world, 4 00:00:11,195 --> 00:00:14,710 but they ain't never talk about South Central. 5 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:18,882 Ain't never talk about what happened to my brother. 6 00:00:20,470 --> 00:00:21,937 Now he's gone. 7 00:00:23,085 --> 00:00:24,913 Now I ain't got no brother. 8 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:27,773 - Yo, dog. 9 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:32,796 I'll be your brother. 10 00:00:34,664 --> 00:00:35,652 - Really? 11 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:37,812 - Absolutely, dog. 12 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,024 You're gonna need somebody to lean on. 13 00:00:41,367 --> 00:00:43,228 You can't just be walking around here 14 00:00:43,312 --> 00:00:45,009 with this emptiness in your heart, man, 15 00:00:45,093 --> 00:00:49,187 an emptiness that can only be filled by a brother. 16 00:00:51,062 --> 00:00:52,202 - Okay. 17 00:00:52,757 --> 00:00:56,073 - Brothers, man? - Brothers! 18 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:57,874 - Get it in here, dog. - Come over here. 19 00:00:57,957 --> 00:00:59,409 - You got to get it in there, dog. 20 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:02,045 - I got to tuck it, man, tuck it, tuck it, tuck it! 21 00:01:02,546 --> 00:01:03,680 - Brothers, man. 22 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,182 Come here, man. Why the fuck 23 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,717 you keep following me around, man? 24 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,885 Why don't you go home and stay out of my room? 25 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,520 Don't mess with my models. 26 00:01:10,603 --> 00:01:11,755 I'm about to get a wedgie up in this motherfucker 27 00:01:11,838 --> 00:01:13,023 right here. - What the... 28 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:14,591 What? Fuck... hey! Hey! 29 00:01:14,674 --> 00:01:15,710 Get the fuck off me, man! - Give me the wedgie... 30 00:01:15,794 --> 00:01:16,570 Hey. 31 00:01:17,605 --> 00:01:18,703 - Hey! 32 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,007 You don't give a grown man a wedgie. 33 00:01:22,812 --> 00:01:25,382 Motherfucker, I'm 34 years old! 34 00:01:26,679 --> 00:01:28,505 I got grandchildren! 35 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:31,508 [Soul music] 36 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:39,589 37 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:41,593 Ripped By mstoll 38 00:01:43,835 --> 00:01:45,536 Resync BluRay by LeRalouf 39 00:01:49,085 --> 00:01:50,927 [cheers and applause] 40 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:55,564 - Hey! 41 00:01:55,648 --> 00:01:58,390 Thank you! 42 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,539 Thank you. 43 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:05,142 I am Keegan-Michael Key. - I'm Jordan Peele. 44 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:06,443 - And we are Key and Peele. Thank you for coming out. 45 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:07,711 - Yeah. 46 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:10,047 [Cheers and applause] 47 00:02:10,484 --> 00:02:12,666 You ever have a friend that just 48 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,697 uses the wrong slang for the situation? 49 00:02:15,781 --> 00:02:17,302 Like, I know this dude 50 00:02:17,386 --> 00:02:19,679 who would just say things way too harsh... 51 00:02:19,763 --> 00:02:21,734 - Mm-hmm. - For making love... 52 00:02:21,818 --> 00:02:23,537 - Oof, yeah. - Hooking up with a girl. 53 00:02:23,705 --> 00:02:25,144 - Were you with Tiffany last night? 54 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:26,468 - Yeah, man. - Yeah. 55 00:02:26,552 --> 00:02:28,914 - You know that half-Ethiopian, half-Chinese girl? 56 00:02:28,998 --> 00:02:30,148 - Yeah. Yeah. I know. 57 00:02:30,232 --> 00:02:31,817 Oh, yeah. How could I forget? 58 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,585 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 59 00:02:33,669 --> 00:02:34,929 Man, crushed it. 60 00:02:35,908 --> 00:02:38,090 Smashed it, smoshed it. Crushed it. 61 00:02:38,174 --> 00:02:39,359 [Laughter] 62 00:02:39,443 --> 00:02:42,750 Krishity-krishity-krishity- krishity-Krishna crushed it. 63 00:02:43,279 --> 00:02:44,734 There was that other girl last week. 64 00:02:44,818 --> 00:02:47,332 - Yeah. - Half-Paraguay, half-Uruguay? 65 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,302 - I see. Yup. 66 00:02:49,385 --> 00:02:50,515 Yup. Yup. 67 00:02:50,599 --> 00:02:51,812 - Priz-nushed it. 68 00:02:51,896 --> 00:02:53,515 - Okay. Okay. 69 00:02:53,599 --> 00:02:55,184 Are both of those ladies okay? 70 00:02:55,268 --> 00:02:57,273 - Yup, both those ladies. - Okay. 71 00:02:57,357 --> 00:03:00,804 - Other girl, half-Russian, half-Prussian. 72 00:03:01,075 --> 00:03:03,895 [Laughter] 73 00:03:04,032 --> 00:03:05,817 I was crushin' a Russian-Prussian. 74 00:03:05,901 --> 00:03:08,301 [Laughter and applause] 75 00:03:10,859 --> 00:03:11,723 - Whoa. 76 00:03:11,807 --> 00:03:13,159 - Man, I felt sorry for that dude, 77 00:03:13,242 --> 00:03:14,394 but, you know, what you gonna do? 78 00:03:14,477 --> 00:03:15,960 I had to lay that shit down. 79 00:03:16,044 --> 00:03:17,546 [Laughter] You know I did, dog. 80 00:03:17,630 --> 00:03:20,050 - What? That nigga laid you down. 81 00:03:20,134 --> 00:03:22,167 - Hey, brother, I don't know what fight you was at. 82 00:03:22,251 --> 00:03:23,736 That nigga got a couple licks in, sure. 83 00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:25,468 But pfft, I was like, bip! 84 00:03:25,552 --> 00:03:26,976 [Laughter] - [Scoffs] 85 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,039 - Man, I put the pussy on the chainwax. 86 00:03:29,123 --> 00:03:31,304 [Both howling] 87 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:35,013 I put the pussy on the... both: The chainwax. 88 00:03:35,097 --> 00:03:37,550 - I put the pussy on the chainwax. 89 00:03:37,633 --> 00:03:39,986 All: I put the pussy on the chainwax. 90 00:03:40,069 --> 00:03:42,187 - Pussy on the chainwax? - Hmm? 91 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:45,437 - Is that a thing? 92 00:03:46,882 --> 00:03:48,261 - Well, yeah. That... yeah. 93 00:03:48,344 --> 00:03:49,562 That's a... that's a thing. 94 00:03:49,645 --> 00:03:51,015 - Yeah. - Yeah, that's something. 95 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:53,343 - Okay. 96 00:03:53,427 --> 00:03:54,845 - Yeah, I put the pussy on the chainwax. 97 00:03:54,929 --> 00:03:56,375 - Pussy on the chainwax! 98 00:03:56,476 --> 00:03:59,271 - I said I put the pussy on the chainwax! 99 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:01,040 - He put the pussy on the chainwax. 100 00:04:01,123 --> 00:04:03,243 - Pussy on the chainwax. - Pussy on the chainwax. 101 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:05,011 - Uh, pussy coming in. 102 00:04:05,094 --> 00:04:06,279 This is the chainwax. - Hold up. 103 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:07,562 [Laughter] Hold up. 104 00:04:08,030 --> 00:04:10,726 I just, um, Googled "pussy on the chainwax." 105 00:04:11,508 --> 00:04:12,428 No results. 106 00:04:12,512 --> 00:04:15,187 - Man, um, why are you Googling? 107 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:16,578 - No, I'm just saying. 108 00:04:16,662 --> 00:04:19,875 "Pussy on the chainwax," it's not an expression. 109 00:04:20,476 --> 00:04:21,694 - Ye... yeah it is. 110 00:04:21,777 --> 00:04:22,962 - Yeah, it is. - Yes, thank you. 111 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,101 - It's something. - Leo, Yeah. 112 00:04:24,185 --> 00:04:25,637 - What it... what it... what does it mean then? 113 00:04:25,905 --> 00:04:27,039 - What does it mean? 114 00:04:27,843 --> 00:04:29,368 I'll tell you what it means. - Do it, do it. 115 00:04:29,452 --> 00:04:32,273 - It means that... 116 00:04:35,224 --> 00:04:36,376 is that you put the... 117 00:04:36,459 --> 00:04:39,453 all: Pussy on the chainwax! 118 00:04:39,537 --> 00:04:41,047 [Overlapping chatter] 119 00:04:41,130 --> 00:04:42,282 - Nope, nope. 120 00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:43,460 Both: Pussy on the chainwax! 121 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,129 - It's not... don't... 122 00:04:45,213 --> 00:04:46,465 - Pussy on the chainwax! - Pussy on the chainwax. 123 00:04:46,549 --> 00:04:47,710 - Acting like y'all know what it is... 124 00:04:47,794 --> 00:04:49,484 Okay, have either of the two of you... 125 00:04:49,568 --> 00:04:52,179 have you ever said the words 126 00:04:52,263 --> 00:04:54,582 "pussy on the chainwax" in any context? 127 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,671 - Pfft, us? - Pfft. 128 00:04:57,103 --> 00:04:58,398 He... he talking to you. - Man... 129 00:04:58,482 --> 00:04:59,328 - He ain't talking to me. 130 00:04:59,412 --> 00:05:02,167 - [Exhales] - Hey, man. 131 00:05:02,251 --> 00:05:03,903 It's not our fault that you ain't never put the... 132 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:05,781 all: Pussy on the chainwax! 133 00:05:05,865 --> 00:05:07,239 [All cheering] - Pussy on the chainwax! 134 00:05:07,323 --> 00:05:10,140 - No one can put the pussy on the chainwax 135 00:05:10,224 --> 00:05:12,781 'cause pussy on the chainwax ain't a thing! 136 00:05:14,054 --> 00:05:15,671 You trying to start a thing, aren't you? 137 00:05:15,931 --> 00:05:18,531 - Wha... me... [laughs] 138 00:05:18,615 --> 00:05:21,635 I mean, what are you talking about, trying to start a thing? 139 00:05:21,719 --> 00:05:24,507 - A thing, like "off the hook" 140 00:05:24,619 --> 00:05:26,037 or "I'ma put you on blast." 141 00:05:26,121 --> 00:05:27,484 You trying to get it in the ether, 142 00:05:27,568 --> 00:05:30,320 so everybody out there saying "pussy on the chainwax." 143 00:05:30,550 --> 00:05:32,030 - Man, why are you doing this? 144 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,281 Why you looking up shit I'm saying and... 145 00:05:33,365 --> 00:05:35,343 and fact-checking my ass and shit? 146 00:05:35,427 --> 00:05:38,578 - You keep saying some shit that doesn't exist, 147 00:05:38,662 --> 00:05:40,148 and you got Thing One and Thing Two 148 00:05:40,232 --> 00:05:42,710 corroborating your story like it does, 149 00:05:42,794 --> 00:05:44,382 and then... why you lying then? 150 00:05:44,466 --> 00:05:45,828 It's bullshit! 151 00:05:49,544 --> 00:05:50,679 - Bodie... 152 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:58,851 Why do you care so much 153 00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:01,617 whether I made up 154 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:06,078 "pussy on the chainwax" or not? 155 00:06:09,785 --> 00:06:11,398 I lost my job. 156 00:06:14,557 --> 00:06:15,773 My girl left me. 157 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:21,382 And all I w... all I wanted to do 158 00:06:23,232 --> 00:06:28,130 was have a little bit of fun with my friends today. 159 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:30,056 So why... why do you ha... 160 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,825 why do you have to belittle me like that? 161 00:06:36,603 --> 00:06:38,025 - It's just that I... - Yeah? 162 00:06:39,034 --> 00:06:40,567 - I'm just trying to say... 163 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,901 - What you trying to say, nigga? 164 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:46,917 - I'm trying to say 165 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:50,577 that I want to put the pussy... 166 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:53,046 all: On the chainwax! 167 00:06:53,129 --> 00:06:55,548 [Laughter] 168 00:06:55,631 --> 00:06:57,217 - He did it, yo. He put the... 169 00:06:57,300 --> 00:06:59,768 all: Pussy on the chainwax! - Yeah! 170 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,893 [Soul music] 171 00:07:08,311 --> 00:07:09,496 - So, uh, yeah. 172 00:07:09,579 --> 00:07:11,364 I got, like, 30-something followers. 173 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:13,643 I'm up to, like, 15 tweets a day. 174 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:17,862 So if you wanted to, um, follow... all right. 175 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:21,159 - No, no, no, no! 176 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,576 - What? - They hating on the Hathaways. 177 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:26,212 - They hating on the Hathaways? 178 00:07:26,295 --> 00:07:29,716 - They straight hating on Annie Hathaways. 179 00:07:29,799 --> 00:07:31,799 - That's your girl, dog! - I know that's my girl, dog. 180 00:07:31,883 --> 00:07:33,118 - Annie Hathaways from Devll Wears Pradas? 181 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:34,456 - They hating on her. 182 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:36,025 - Nlcholas Nlcklebys? - Straight hating! 183 00:07:36,109 --> 00:07:37,794 - Les Mis?rables? - Les Mis?rables! 184 00:07:37,878 --> 00:07:39,525 I dreamed a dreams, and dreams get dreamed 185 00:07:39,609 --> 00:07:40,760 Oh, man. - No, what? 186 00:07:40,843 --> 00:07:42,195 - Why you be hating on that? 187 00:07:42,278 --> 00:07:43,598 - How do you be hating on the Hathaways? 188 00:07:43,682 --> 00:07:45,049 - I do not know! 189 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:46,898 - 'Cause that's your girl, dog! - That's my girl with the... 190 00:07:46,982 --> 00:07:48,133 I've been rolling with the Hathaways 191 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:49,469 since Prlncess Dlarles! 192 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:50,893 - Shh. 193 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:55,608 You was there since day one! 194 00:07:55,691 --> 00:07:57,242 - Man, you know I be loving me some Prlncess Dlarles 2: 195 00:07:57,326 --> 00:07:59,417 The Royal Engagement! - You got the Blu-ray! 196 00:07:59,501 --> 00:08:01,213 - And I got that on DVD and LaserDisc and VHS, man. 197 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:02,949 - Pfft. - Rachel Gettlng Marrled though. 198 00:08:03,032 --> 00:08:04,417 - What? Uh-uh. - Mm-mm. 199 00:08:04,500 --> 00:08:05,785 - Uh-uh. Uh-uh. - Rachel Gettlng Marrled. 200 00:08:05,868 --> 00:08:06,948 - Rachel Gettlng Marrled, though? 201 00:08:07,032 --> 00:08:08,252 - Rachel Gettlng Marrled, though. 202 00:08:08,336 --> 00:08:09,488 - Yo, do you love Anne Hathaways? 203 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,612 - I do! - Come on. 204 00:08:10,696 --> 00:08:12,758 [Both scatting wedding hymn] 205 00:08:12,842 --> 00:08:14,127 Both: Hathaways! - Come on, man. 206 00:08:14,210 --> 00:08:16,062 And the Oscar goes to... - Annie Hathaways. 207 00:08:16,145 --> 00:08:17,397 Crackhead killed her brother! - That's right. 208 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,765 Both: Come on. - Broken Back. 209 00:08:18,848 --> 00:08:20,066 - Okay, Broken Backs. Broken Backs. 210 00:08:20,149 --> 00:08:21,334 - Talking about "Broken Back Mountain." 211 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,669 - That's right. Broken backs, dog! 212 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:23,854 I'm married to Jake Jiggling-halls. 213 00:08:23,938 --> 00:08:25,223 - Uh, Giggling-thalls? - Thank you. 214 00:08:25,307 --> 00:08:26,605 I stand corrected. So wait. You know what? 215 00:08:26,689 --> 00:08:27,807 - I didn't like that one. 216 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:28,942 - That was not my shit, though. 217 00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:30,253 "Broken Backs" was not my shit. 218 00:08:30,337 --> 00:08:31,252 - But she was good in that. - She was good, though, 219 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:32,440 playing that confident Texas businesswoman. 220 00:08:32,524 --> 00:08:33,620 Talk about straight up, "You know what? 221 00:08:33,704 --> 00:08:34,856 I'm struggling with my husband's sexuality." 222 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:36,651 - She kept her integrity at the same time 223 00:08:36,735 --> 00:08:38,268 as showing her breasteses. - That's a delicate balance. 224 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:39,408 Both: That's a delicate balance. 225 00:08:39,492 --> 00:08:40,956 - Why was you hating on the Hathaways? 226 00:08:41,040 --> 00:08:42,571 - But why would you be hating on the Hathaways? 227 00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,307 - Confident woman in Hollywood 228 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:46,292 whose sole character flaw is that she cares too much! 229 00:08:46,376 --> 00:08:47,534 - She cares too much! 230 00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:49,065 - It's that she cares too much! - Yeah, she care too much! 231 00:08:49,149 --> 00:08:50,929 - Come on! - Come on! 232 00:08:51,013 --> 00:08:52,432 - You know who they never be hating on? 233 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:53,989 - Who's that, dog? - Sandra Bullocksies. 234 00:08:54,073 --> 00:08:55,868 - Sandra Bullocksies. - She's my girl, 235 00:08:55,951 --> 00:08:57,503 and they never be hating on her. 236 00:08:57,586 --> 00:08:58,938 - That's your girl right there. Straight up there. 237 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,127 Sandra Bullocksies your girl right there. 238 00:09:00,211 --> 00:09:01,221 Straight up. - Do you know 239 00:09:01,305 --> 00:09:02,841 who should do a movie together, though? 240 00:09:02,925 --> 00:09:04,310 - But who is that, dog? 241 00:09:04,534 --> 00:09:07,013 - Bullocksies and Hathaways! 242 00:09:07,096 --> 00:09:08,643 - You talking about some Hathaway 243 00:09:08,755 --> 00:09:10,040 and some Bullocksies? - No! 244 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:11,684 I'm talking about some Bullocksies 245 00:09:11,768 --> 00:09:13,152 and some Hathaways! 246 00:09:13,235 --> 00:09:14,854 - Let me just explain what I'm talking about, dog. 247 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,932 I'm talking about some Hathaways and some Bullocksies. 248 00:09:18,574 --> 00:09:19,726 No, you right. 249 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,661 Both: Bullocksies. Hathaways. 250 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:27,354 That would be my shit! 251 00:09:28,547 --> 00:09:29,463 - Oh. 252 00:09:31,987 --> 00:09:33,673 - Oh, you good? - Yeah, I-I'm good. 253 00:09:33,756 --> 00:09:35,141 - I thought something was gonna... 254 00:09:35,224 --> 00:09:36,542 - Me too. So... - Happen for a second there. 255 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:38,479 - Figured we would transform in some way, 256 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,221 shape, or form. Okay. 257 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,096 - That would be my shit! 258 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:49,588 Both: That would be my shit! 259 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:54,627 [Thunder booms] 260 00:09:56,078 --> 00:09:58,598 - Who's the most dignified black person in the world? 261 00:09:58,681 --> 00:09:59,963 Sidney Poitier. 262 00:10:00,316 --> 00:10:01,501 - Sidney. - Sidney Poitier. 263 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:02,463 Yeah. See? See? 264 00:10:02,547 --> 00:10:05,003 All I did was say his name, and you start to clap. 265 00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:06,190 He is. 266 00:10:06,274 --> 00:10:08,588 He's the most graceful, dignified man in the world. 267 00:10:08,672 --> 00:10:09,941 - Is who? - Sidney Poitier. 268 00:10:10,025 --> 00:10:11,210 - Okay. Gotta give it up. 269 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:12,845 Gotta give it up. [Applause] 270 00:10:12,928 --> 00:10:14,347 - You know who's on his way, though? 271 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,114 Morgan Freeman's on his way. - Mm-hmm. 272 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:18,879 - He's on, like, second-tiered super dignity status. 273 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,049 - [Imitates Freeman] "Morgan Freeman. 274 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,453 He's a frisky little motherfucker." 275 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:23,089 [Laughter] 276 00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:24,691 Well, you see Morgan Freeman in public. 277 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:27,427 He's got, like, a leather jacket and jeans. 278 00:10:27,510 --> 00:10:28,695 - Yeah. - [Laughs] 279 00:10:28,778 --> 00:10:30,363 [Laughter] 280 00:10:30,446 --> 00:10:31,931 - [Imitates Freeman] "I still got it." 281 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:34,380 - [Laughs] - "Still got it." 282 00:10:35,684 --> 00:10:37,537 [Somber organ music] 283 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:38,807 - Hello, everyone. 284 00:10:39,581 --> 00:10:40,979 I'm Joseph Carmichael. 285 00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:46,737 Otis is... was my father. 286 00:10:47,830 --> 00:10:50,698 But we are not here today to mourn his death, 287 00:10:51,368 --> 00:10:52,884 but to celebrate his life. 288 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,940 We knew Otis as a teacher, a community leader, 289 00:10:57,306 --> 00:11:00,588 a role model, a husband, and a father. 290 00:11:01,237 --> 00:11:02,729 Now, I thought it would be nice 291 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,859 to share something about him y'all may not have known. 292 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,767 When my father was younger, 293 00:11:07,850 --> 00:11:09,570 he was an actor in Hollywood. 294 00:11:10,219 --> 00:11:11,938 Going through my dad's things, 295 00:11:12,021 --> 00:11:15,148 I found this reel of his work as an actor. 296 00:11:15,969 --> 00:11:17,310 I haven't seen it yet, 297 00:11:17,393 --> 00:11:19,461 but I thought it would be fun to watch, 298 00:11:20,125 --> 00:11:23,016 here with all of you today. 299 00:11:23,566 --> 00:11:26,586 [Crowd murmuring] 300 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,432 Thank you. 301 00:11:38,378 --> 00:11:41,066 - [Gasps] Where are my pies? 302 00:11:41,884 --> 00:11:46,159 Ribbles, where are the pies I put on my windowsill? 303 00:11:47,690 --> 00:11:51,277 - Why, I don't know, Mrs. Caruthers. 304 00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:52,944 Why would anyone want to steal 305 00:11:53,028 --> 00:11:56,777 one of your delicious blueberry pies? 306 00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,167 - [Snaps] Hey. 307 00:12:01,251 --> 00:12:03,637 See to it you shine those shoes up nice, boy. 308 00:12:03,772 --> 00:12:07,417 - Yes, sir, you best be believing I will! 309 00:12:07,543 --> 00:12:11,230 I'll shine your shoes blacker than my mama's booty. 310 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:12,691 [All gasp] 311 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:16,777 [Laughs] 312 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:27,691 [Yelling] 313 00:12:27,775 --> 00:12:28,880 Ooga-booga! 314 00:12:28,964 --> 00:12:30,983 Ooga-booga shoo! Ooga-booga shoo! 315 00:12:31,066 --> 00:12:32,552 Ooga-booga! - Oh, hell no! 316 00:12:32,635 --> 00:12:35,069 - Ooga-booga shoo! [Yelling] 317 00:12:54,110 --> 00:12:57,443 - In 1964, my father marched 318 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,704 with Martin Luther King, Jr. And Harry Belafonte 319 00:13:00,788 --> 00:13:03,743 along with other renowned civil rights leaders. 320 00:13:05,401 --> 00:13:07,587 [Soul music] 321 00:13:07,843 --> 00:13:11,407 - The big boss of any company is always, like, super carefree. 322 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,859 - Right, you got a cushy job. 323 00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,227 You're... you're the boss. - Right. 324 00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:15,461 - Those are the guys walking around, 325 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,729 "Hey. How's everybody doing? 326 00:13:16,812 --> 00:13:18,501 [Laughs] I'll be in my office." 327 00:13:18,585 --> 00:13:20,365 Yeah. Yeah. - And my boss... 328 00:13:20,449 --> 00:13:21,634 I used to work at the theater in Chicago, 329 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,269 called the Second City, 330 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:24,637 and my boss used to do this thing with me all the time. 331 00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,065 Hey. Hey, what's going on? 332 00:13:27,149 --> 00:13:28,107 - Hey. - Hey. 333 00:13:28,190 --> 00:13:29,808 - Oh. [Laughter] 334 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,777 - What are you up to? What's going on? 335 00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:33,360 - Oh, just... - Yeah. 336 00:13:33,444 --> 00:13:34,614 [Laughter] 337 00:13:34,697 --> 00:13:37,009 - Just, uh... in the... Oh! 338 00:13:37,093 --> 00:13:39,284 [Laughter] 339 00:13:39,368 --> 00:13:40,953 - You hanging in there? Things are good? 340 00:13:41,036 --> 00:13:42,555 - I'm hanging in there, yeah. - Things are good? 341 00:13:42,638 --> 00:13:44,995 - Just been filing a sexual, uh, harassment lawsuit. 342 00:13:45,079 --> 00:13:46,798 - Oh, okay. 343 00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,096 Okay, all right. 344 00:13:50,179 --> 00:13:51,540 Good morning, Tom. 345 00:13:51,714 --> 00:13:52,673 Jason. 346 00:13:53,315 --> 00:13:54,467 How you doing there, Dave? 347 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,352 Crystal, Tommy. 348 00:13:56,685 --> 00:13:58,899 Good morning, Jake. How are you? 349 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,473 - Pretty good, Kenny. 350 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:01,446 - Yeah, yeah. 351 00:14:01,669 --> 00:14:03,174 Uh, you know, so early in the morning, 352 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:05,565 I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, 353 00:14:05,649 --> 00:14:07,313 but, uh, you know how I was 354 00:14:07,396 --> 00:14:09,848 supposed to work late tonight? - Mm-hmm. 355 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,823 - Well, I got to run this errand for Mr. Mahina, 356 00:14:11,907 --> 00:14:13,786 and he says that you're gonna have to cover for me, 357 00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:15,521 so there it is. I don't nee... I'm sorry. 358 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,789 [Whistles] Dropped the ax. 359 00:14:16,872 --> 00:14:18,657 [Laughs] Okay, so... 360 00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:20,760 - Hmm. - Mm-hmm. 361 00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:22,563 - Again. - Yeah. 362 00:14:22,688 --> 00:14:25,263 So... oh, you know what? [Snaps] 363 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:26,632 Just remembered. [Chuckles] 364 00:14:26,715 --> 00:14:29,635 Mr. Mahina also... almost slipped my mind... 365 00:14:29,718 --> 00:14:31,938 wants us to, uh, change parking spaces. 366 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:33,372 - What? - Yeah. 367 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:34,634 M-me personally? 368 00:14:34,718 --> 00:14:36,637 I enjoy the nine-minute walk, 369 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:38,373 but, uh, he said that we have to do it. 370 00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,947 Believe it. I hate it as much as you do. 371 00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:42,648 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing you can do. 372 00:14:42,731 --> 00:14:43,950 - Mr. Mahina said it... 373 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,551 - Mahina. - [Chuckles] 374 00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,119 - This whole situation has been Mahina-nized. 375 00:14:47,202 --> 00:14:49,355 - It just seems a little confusing to me 376 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:51,657 as to why Mr. Mahina 377 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:54,126 would give a fuck where we park. 378 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:55,470 - How's that? 379 00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:59,230 - I mean, why would he care where we park? 380 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,833 - I-I don't know the answer to that question. 381 00:15:00,916 --> 00:15:02,401 I-I mean, that's... It's just what he said. 382 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,704 He... Hey, the Mahina works in mysterious ways. 383 00:15:04,787 --> 00:15:06,739 - You know what, I'm gonna ask him myself 'cause... 384 00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,641 - No, that's okay! I'll do it! 385 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,016 Uh, Mr. Mahina, sir, I know you're busy, 386 00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:19,251 but can I speak to you about the parking switch? 387 00:15:19,529 --> 00:15:21,203 - What is there to talk about, Kenny? 388 00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:24,359 I told you and Jake to switch parking spaces! 389 00:15:24,443 --> 00:15:26,021 Don't you know who I am? 390 00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:27,678 I am Mr. Mahina, 391 00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,670 and I'm a real, real person in here! 392 00:15:30,823 --> 00:15:34,092 Now, you get the hell out of my office! 393 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:37,937 - Wow. Did you hear that? 394 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,238 It was crazy in there. 395 00:15:39,321 --> 00:15:42,040 I mean, that was... whew, tense. 396 00:15:42,124 --> 00:15:43,342 - Yeah. 397 00:15:43,662 --> 00:15:45,678 You know what's really crazy, though? 398 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,180 I've been working here for about a year, 399 00:15:48,263 --> 00:15:50,678 and I've never even seen Mr. Mahina. 400 00:15:50,778 --> 00:15:52,550 - Well, see, now that's... that's an easy one to answer. 401 00:15:52,634 --> 00:15:54,120 That's because he comes in before you come into work, 402 00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,888 and he's still working when you leave. 403 00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,790 That's what makes him Mr. Mahina, you know, come on. 404 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,792 We're talking about Mr. Mahina here, right? 405 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,027 - [Laughs] It makes perfect sense. 406 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:03,195 You know, I bet... - Mm-hmm. 407 00:16:03,278 --> 00:16:04,630 - The hardworking boss 408 00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:08,100 would love to meet a hardworking employee, 409 00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:09,969 you know, who shares the same values, 410 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:13,272 so I'm gonna go ahead and just introduce myself... 411 00:16:13,355 --> 00:16:15,040 - No, no! Uh... [laughs] 412 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,695 You can't go into Mr. Mahina's room. 413 00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,709 Are you crazy? 414 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:18,744 No one except me is allowed to go in there. 415 00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,053 Mr. Mahina is busy! 416 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,118 - Okay, fine. You made your point clear, man. 417 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:27,620 - Thank you very much, Jake. I think it's best... 418 00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:29,364 - And what? - Wait, no, Jake! Wait, Jake! 419 00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:35,162 [Sighs] 420 00:16:35,246 --> 00:16:36,959 - Come on, man. 421 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:43,508 - What? Question my existence, will you? 422 00:16:43,592 --> 00:16:46,859 - [Screams] 423 00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:50,070 - When that witch turned me into a mop creature, 424 00:16:50,154 --> 00:16:52,244 it didn't mean that people... - I'll have that end of the year 425 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:53,555 report to you by 10:00. 426 00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:58,799 [Soul music] 427 00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:02,188 - Freeze! Police. 428 00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:03,740 Hands up. 429 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:08,060 Turn around slowly. 430 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:14,541 Okay, buddy. 431 00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,177 Do not move a muscle. 432 00:17:22,457 --> 00:17:23,476 Up! Up! 433 00:17:23,559 --> 00:17:24,584 Get your hands back up. 434 00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,220 No, raise them. 435 00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:28,441 Up, hands up, now! 436 00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,384 No, no m... stop! 437 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:33,619 I said no moving. 438 00:17:33,703 --> 00:17:34,870 Put your foot down. 439 00:17:36,878 --> 00:17:38,030 That's good. 440 00:17:38,464 --> 00:17:39,625 Now, easy does it. No! 441 00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:41,026 Don't pick your other foot up! 442 00:17:41,109 --> 00:17:43,229 Put that down. Put your foot down! 443 00:17:43,722 --> 00:17:45,956 Put your foot down. There we go. 444 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,465 No, do not pick the other one up. 445 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,058 Put that one down. 446 00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:50,903 Put your foot down. No, not... 447 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:52,304 put them both down at the sa... okay. 448 00:17:52,387 --> 00:17:54,784 Now you're just walking. Stop walking! 449 00:17:55,057 --> 00:17:56,142 Now! 450 00:17:56,613 --> 00:17:57,849 St... no walking! 451 00:17:57,933 --> 00:17:59,730 I want you to stop walking right now. 452 00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:02,013 Do not get near that car. Wait, get away from it. 453 00:18:02,097 --> 00:18:03,816 No, don't go near that car. 454 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:04,855 Don't open that door! 455 00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,484 Do not open that door! 456 00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:07,720 Don't open it. 457 00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:09,155 Do not open the car door! 458 00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:10,620 Don't you open that door. 459 00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:13,012 Don't! Do not get in that car. 460 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,816 Freeze! 461 00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,394 Your butt better not hit that seat. 462 00:18:16,478 --> 00:18:19,031 The... okay. Stay... get... get out of there. 463 00:18:20,027 --> 00:18:21,956 Get out of the car right now. No, you don't. 464 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,099 Don't you dare reach for that glove compartment. 465 00:18:25,183 --> 00:18:26,839 Don't reach for that glove compartment! 466 00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:28,253 Get away from the glove compartment! 467 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,508 Get your hand away from the glove compartment! 468 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:33,445 Don't you open it! Do not grab that gun! 469 00:18:33,691 --> 00:18:36,048 Whatever you do, dude, you better not grab that gun. 470 00:18:36,339 --> 00:18:38,083 You better not grab that gun. 471 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,089 [Panting] 472 00:18:39,173 --> 00:18:40,659 Do not pull that gun on me. 473 00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:42,721 Put that down! [Exciting music] 474 00:18:42,804 --> 00:18:43,789 Don't you pull that gun on me. 475 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,024 No, hey. Put that down. 476 00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:48,019 Don't do it! 477 00:18:48,103 --> 00:18:50,331 Damn it! God damn it! 478 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,938 [Engine starts] 479 00:19:00,053 --> 00:19:02,283 Damn it. Not again. 480 00:19:05,861 --> 00:19:08,781 [Cheerful music] 481 00:19:08,864 --> 00:19:12,651 482 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:14,220 - Hey, hey. How you doing? - How you doing? 483 00:19:14,303 --> 00:19:15,721 - What's going on? - Hey, what's up? 484 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:17,656 - How you doing, man? [Laughter] 485 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,625 - Come on... [laughs] 486 00:19:19,708 --> 00:19:20,826 Come on. What are you doing? 487 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,561 Hey. Hey, come on, man! Stop it. 488 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:23,662 Stop it, stop it! - Hey, hey. 489 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:25,397 - Stop it. - Hey, hey. 490 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,266 That's fun. - That's fun, I like it! 491 00:19:27,349 --> 00:19:28,267 [Overlapping chatter] - I'm having a fun time. 492 00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,268 - Ow! 493 00:19:29,351 --> 00:19:33,404 [Overlapping shouting] 494 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,080 You're big! You're big! 495 00:19:37,092 --> 00:19:39,912 - [Panting] 496 00:19:39,995 --> 00:19:41,614 - [Panting] - Hey, hey! 497 00:19:41,697 --> 00:19:43,115 - I know you, I know you! - Oh, yeah, I remember you. 498 00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:44,316 - I think I like you. Let me... 499 00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:45,622 - Yeah. 500 00:19:45,729 --> 00:19:47,379 Both: No! No! No! 501 00:19:50,286 --> 00:19:52,124 - Hey, what you eating? What are you eating? 502 00:19:52,207 --> 00:19:54,126 - Get the fuck away from me. 503 00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:56,161 - Oh, but that's food. - Fuck off. 504 00:19:56,244 --> 00:19:57,830 - That's food, though. - Fuck off! 505 00:19:57,913 --> 00:20:00,665 - Damn. [Laughs] 506 00:20:00,749 --> 00:20:01,840 I like that. 507 00:20:02,132 --> 00:20:05,653 I like the way you look. You looking good to me. 508 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,208 [Sniffs] 509 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,041 You a dude, sorry. 510 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,386 - That's okay! It happens! 511 00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:20,486 - Hey! What's up there? Is there something up there? 512 00:20:20,569 --> 00:20:21,887 - Yes, yes. - Is it up there? 513 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,322 Hey, come here! - I want to eat you in my mouth. 514 00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:24,857 - You're up there! You are up there! 515 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,225 - I want to eat you in my mouth. - No! No! Get out! 516 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,010 Get out of here! Go, you can't have it! 517 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,795 - I want to eat it! 518 00:20:29,878 --> 00:20:31,955 - I see you! Come here! 519 00:20:33,563 --> 00:20:35,275 - It has been a wonderful season, 520 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,968 and you have been a wonderful crowd, 521 00:20:37,052 --> 00:20:38,205 and thank you so much. 522 00:20:38,289 --> 00:20:40,571 We appreciate your passion. 523 00:20:40,655 --> 00:20:43,354 We appreciate you guys watching the show and being fans, 524 00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,643 because without you, we do not have a show. 525 00:20:45,727 --> 00:20:46,912 - You know what I want to do? 526 00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,247 - Well, I know what you want to do. 527 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,315 - I want to put the... 528 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:52,265 both: Pussy on the chainwax! 529 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:59,091 - I'm gonna do my one line here 530 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,472 - Oh, yeah. 531 00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:06,207 - This is Sidney Poitier... 532 00:21:06,291 --> 00:21:08,902 [applause] 533 00:21:08,986 --> 00:21:10,203 Ordering fast food. 534 00:21:10,286 --> 00:21:11,838 [Laughter] 535 00:21:12,627 --> 00:21:15,173 [Imitates Poitier] Please pour me some Mr. Pibbs. 536 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,000 [Normal voice] That's it. 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