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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,940 Okay, this is it. Any questions? 2 00:00:12,670 --> 00:00:14,497 Everybody knows what they're doing, right? 3 00:00:15,355 --> 00:00:17,495 'Cause we got one shot at this. 4 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,700 There's no dumb questions, you guys. 5 00:00:23,870 --> 00:00:25,817 Did you have a question? No? 6 00:00:26,173 --> 00:00:29,683 So all you guys know exactly what your job is. 7 00:00:30,916 --> 00:00:33,246 Okay, so, on my count. 8 00:00:33,816 --> 00:00:36,990 Three, two, one. 9 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:40,637 Go, go, go, go! 10 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,146 Whoa! 11 00:00:48,773 --> 00:00:49,883 Yah! 12 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:51,509 Unbelievable. 13 00:01:06,930 --> 00:01:09,438 Sync & corrections by dwigt www.addic7ed.com 14 00:01:09,516 --> 00:01:11,217 Resync BluRay by LeRalouf 15 00:01:14,602 --> 00:01:17,414 Whoo! Hello! 16 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,680 Hello 17 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:26,496 Thanks for coming out. I'm Keegan-Michael Key. 18 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:28,237 - I'm Jordan Peele. - And we are Key and Peele. 19 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:29,906 Welcome. 20 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:31,690 Thank you so much. 21 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:35,307 So... 22 00:01:35,390 --> 00:01:37,507 - Sometimes I get the giggles. - You get the giggles? 23 00:01:37,590 --> 00:01:38,847 I get the giggles when we're doing this. 24 00:01:38,930 --> 00:01:40,547 Brother, you were born with the giggles, man. 25 00:01:40,630 --> 00:01:41,627 I came out of the womb... 26 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,210 giggling. 27 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:45,840 - Giggling. - It's hilarious in there! 28 00:01:46,953 --> 00:01:49,297 The best laughter and the hardest to not laugh 29 00:01:49,380 --> 00:01:50,527 is when you're not supposed to laugh. 30 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,847 Right, exactly. That's like... 31 00:01:51,930 --> 00:01:54,257 And you guys be just laughing just in church for no reason. 32 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:55,740 Church is a deathtrap. 33 00:01:57,123 --> 00:01:59,286 Or the worst is when you're getting the giggles... 34 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,672 And the wor... is when the priest or the minister says this... 35 00:02:01,756 --> 00:02:04,852 "Because the Lord is inside of you." 36 00:02:06,390 --> 00:02:07,817 He'll go, "why are you laughing?" 37 00:02:07,900 --> 00:02:09,677 - Don't laugh. Yeah. - I'm sorry. 38 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:10,657 It's wor... it's the worst. 39 00:02:10,740 --> 00:02:13,377 Are you... are you the type of guy who... you cry at a movie? 40 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:16,097 - I cry buckets at movies. - At like... 41 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:17,617 - At comedies I cry. - No, no... 42 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:19,327 'cause I... "I could've got that job." 43 00:02:19,410 --> 00:02:21,063 So, your wife... 44 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:24,437 So, you just cry out in the open if you're sitting next to your wife. 45 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,897 Oh yeah... If I'm... if I... if a tear is about to come down my face, 46 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,040 I'm at a sad movie, 47 00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:31,827 I'll just be using gravity on this mother-[bleep] to spill it out. 48 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,577 What? Sir, are you having a hard time hearing the film? 49 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,587 No, I-I was looking 'cause you got a beautiful ceiling. 50 00:02:38,670 --> 00:02:40,127 - Oh, thank you very much. - Craftsmanship up there. 51 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:41,337 I appreciate it, yeah, yeah. 52 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:42,717 I'm sorry, baby, hold on a second, baby, 53 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,000 Hold on a second, baby, I'm just looking at the ceiling. 54 00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:47,383 Carvell thanks you for coming. 55 00:02:48,992 --> 00:02:50,900 First order of business, I'm sure you all 56 00:02:50,984 --> 00:02:53,371 heard that Twigs got pulled out the river this morning. 57 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:54,945 It ain't no secret 58 00:02:55,029 --> 00:02:57,516 that he and Carvell grew up in the hood together. 59 00:02:58,257 --> 00:02:59,757 So listen up. 60 00:02:59,841 --> 00:03:02,234 'Cause Carvell about to say some words. 61 00:03:11,461 --> 00:03:12,570 Okay, you know what? 62 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:15,130 Don't none of you look at them tears 63 00:03:15,214 --> 00:03:16,904 and think that [bleep] is funny. 64 00:03:17,060 --> 00:03:21,230 Because it takes a big [bleep] man to cry in front of his crew. 65 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:24,932 Go ahead, Carvell. 66 00:03:28,602 --> 00:03:30,555 Y'all know Twigs was my boy. 67 00:03:33,321 --> 00:03:34,626 Back in the day, 68 00:03:35,810 --> 00:03:38,710 we used to pretend the sofa cushions was a fort. 69 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:40,855 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 70 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:44,687 And we used to pretend that the floor was molten lava. 71 00:03:44,996 --> 00:03:46,056 Oh... 72 00:03:47,930 --> 00:03:49,899 Okay, you know what, though? 73 00:03:50,870 --> 00:03:53,797 There ain't nothing funny 'bout that. 74 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,157 Of course this man is crying. 75 00:03:56,524 --> 00:04:00,697 'Cause he and Twigs was kids together. Okay? 76 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:01,997 You know what I mean? 77 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,813 They was best friends forever and [bleep]. 78 00:04:05,496 --> 00:04:07,321 Go ahead, Carvell. 79 00:04:09,079 --> 00:04:10,967 We used to play Care Bears. 80 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,657 Mmm-hmm. Hmm-hmm. 81 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,137 Twigs and I would spend the good part of an afternoon 82 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:23,140 trying to figure out which C-C-Care Bear we was. 83 00:04:23,224 --> 00:04:26,368 Oh, oh... 84 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:28,457 Oh... 85 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:30,751 I wish one of y'all mother-[bleep] 86 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,597 Would just start laughing, 87 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,947 'cause you all know you think this [bleep] is funny. 88 00:04:36,030 --> 00:04:39,990 Carvell over here, blubbering and talking 'bout Care Bears. 89 00:04:40,506 --> 00:04:42,165 But you know what? 90 00:04:46,258 --> 00:04:47,274 But you... 91 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:55,940 Those are manly tears! Okay? 92 00:04:56,220 --> 00:04:58,837 Those some manly-ass tears 93 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,740 right there that you lookin' at! 94 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,540 Go ahead, Carvell. 95 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,467 And then... 96 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:10,150 And then... and then... and then... and... and... and... 97 00:05:12,707 --> 00:05:13,817 Mm, I'm sorry, man. 98 00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,937 That was a weird-ass sneeze I just did right there. 99 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:16,657 God damn it. 100 00:05:16,740 --> 00:05:19,136 Can a brother get some [bleep] claritin up in here? 101 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:26,548 Go ahead, Carvell. 102 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:30,497 Twigs always fancied himself Share Bear. 103 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,689 Mm... 104 00:05:34,828 --> 00:05:35,758 I always... 105 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,560 I always thought... thought of myself 106 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:40,637 thought of myself as more of a Funshine Bear. 107 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:41,797 Mm... okay. 108 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:45,637 Okay, all you [bleep] need to respect that right there! 109 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,720 Okay? Y'all need to listen to Funshi... 110 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:58,987 I'm so... I'm sorry, man. 111 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:01,549 You a Funshine Bear, man. I'm sorry, that... 112 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:04,072 That is some funny [bleep]. 113 00:06:06,938 --> 00:06:08,663 Whoa, whoa. 114 00:06:12,408 --> 00:06:14,408 All right. Let's go sell some crack. 115 00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,360 Jahari, my friend. 116 00:06:22,580 --> 00:06:24,647 There are a lot of beautiful women out here today. 117 00:06:24,730 --> 00:06:25,747 Yeah. 118 00:06:25,830 --> 00:06:28,230 Karim, my friend, you speak the truth. 119 00:06:28,314 --> 00:06:29,689 Well, I do what I can. 120 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,347 - Ooh. - Oh... 121 00:06:32,430 --> 00:06:33,237 - Wow. - Right? 122 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:34,837 - Ha-ha. - Blip. 123 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,547 Sha-bloimps. 124 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:39,377 You know, I caught a little glimpse of her foot nut. 125 00:06:40,111 --> 00:06:41,317 You saw ankle bone? 126 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,177 Well... 127 00:06:42,260 --> 00:06:44,357 Got some ankle cleavage, you dirty devil, huh? 128 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:46,314 - You saw? - God, I saw. 129 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:52,550 Very good, very good... 130 00:06:58,060 --> 00:06:59,760 Mm. 131 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,097 - Hmm-hmm. - Oh... 132 00:07:02,180 --> 00:07:04,016 Dude, did you see the bridge on that nose? 133 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,127 I mean, if it is any indication... 134 00:07:06,210 --> 00:07:08,807 - Wow. - Hhh-holy garbanzo beans. 135 00:07:08,890 --> 00:07:11,747 I'll tell you what. That is a bridge I'd like to cross. 136 00:07:14,710 --> 00:07:17,010 This is my boy. This is my boy. 137 00:07:17,472 --> 00:07:18,887 This is my boy. 138 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,830 Oh. 139 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,859 Hmm. 140 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,854 - Not a lot to go on there. - Not really. Not really. 141 00:07:32,258 --> 00:07:33,316 - Good height. - Good height. 142 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:34,992 - Good height. - Crazy tall. 143 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,260 Yeah, like 5'9". 144 00:07:37,404 --> 00:07:39,114 Heh... 145 00:07:39,847 --> 00:07:43,196 Come on. Come on. Come on. 146 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,737 Come on. She's tall. She's tall. She's tall. 147 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:47,847 That's right. She's tall. There's nothing to be done. 148 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:49,330 Getting wet. Let me see... 149 00:07:49,430 --> 00:07:51,703 Let me see it from behind. Let me see it from behind. 150 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,947 That's how you hit it. That's how you hit it. 151 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:56,027 Jahari, can I tell you something in confidence right now? 152 00:07:56,110 --> 00:07:57,226 Okay. 153 00:07:57,513 --> 00:07:58,406 I'm a virgin. 154 00:08:03,580 --> 00:08:06,050 I went down to Georgia a couple years ago, 155 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,940 and I was just... oh... 156 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,207 It's not funny, it's just... 157 00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:11,927 - That's... - just... just a fact. 158 00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:14,195 It's just what happened. 159 00:08:14,370 --> 00:08:15,984 Trying to get to the funny part. 160 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,230 White people come up to you. "Hey. 161 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,930 "So, you like Darius, huh? You like Darius?" 162 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:26,137 "What the [bleep]? Darius? What are you talking to me..." 163 00:08:26,220 --> 00:08:28,317 - "You like Darius?" - Darius Rucker? 164 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:29,697 "Hootie, man. Hootie. 165 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:30,757 Hootie, man. Don't you love Hootie? 166 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,987 He's huge down there. 167 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:33,767 He's enormous. As a country star. 168 00:08:33,850 --> 00:08:34,977 Darius Rucker. Huge down there. 169 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:36,850 There's only like three ever. Charley Pride, 170 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,450 Darius Rucker... 171 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:40,727 There's only two. 172 00:08:40,810 --> 00:08:41,980 There's two of 'em. 173 00:08:43,650 --> 00:08:47,105 Ladies and gentlemen, Darius Rucker. 174 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,257 Don't go out with my friends no more 175 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,776 Don't wanna hold your hand no more 176 00:09:05,860 --> 00:09:07,747 Hootie, Hootie... 177 00:09:07,830 --> 00:09:09,127 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie... 178 00:09:09,210 --> 00:09:10,367 And I don't wanna be with you 179 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:13,150 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie, Hootie... 180 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,350 - No, no. - Hootie, Hootie... 181 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:16,970 No, no, no, no. 182 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,000 I'm not in Hootie and the Blowfish anymore, y'all. 183 00:09:20,410 --> 00:09:21,580 Doing my own thing. 184 00:09:21,664 --> 00:09:23,571 What do you mean "in Hootie"? 185 00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,498 Because you are Hootie, man! 186 00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:28,467 - Come on, everybody! - Hootie, Hootie... 187 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:31,147 - Hootie, Hootie, Hootie... - No, no... 188 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:33,630 No, no, no, all right, now... now... now stop it, stop it. 189 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:38,000 I'm not Hootie. I'm Darius Rucker. All right? 190 00:09:38,430 --> 00:09:39,810 I used to be the front man 191 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,230 for a band called Hootie & the Blowfish. 192 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,280 All right, but I was never Hootie. 193 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,207 There was never a Hootie. 194 00:09:46,290 --> 00:09:47,817 Just... if I may... if I may ask, 195 00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:49,750 where are the Blowfish at, right, guys? 196 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,247 Come on, everybody! Blowfish! 197 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,060 Blowfish, Blowfish, Blowfish... 198 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:55,830 No, no, no! The... 199 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,379 There are no people known as "the Blowfish," y'all. 200 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,560 Okay? 201 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,550 The whole band was just called Hootie & the Blowfish. That's it. 202 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:05,330 It was a nonsense name. 203 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:08,200 Like Hoobastank. Or Toad the Wet Sprocket. 204 00:10:08,490 --> 00:10:09,520 Oh. 205 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,267 Don't go out with my friends no more 206 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:22,140 Don't wanna hold your hand no more 207 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:23,997 Oh! Oh! 208 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,647 What? What is it, man? 209 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:27,723 I see. I get it now. I understand. 210 00:10:27,807 --> 00:10:29,510 Hey, we gotta pick, y'all! 211 00:10:29,594 --> 00:10:31,211 - We gotta choose between... - No, no... 212 00:10:31,295 --> 00:10:33,276 Hootie or the Blowfish! 213 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,343 So, who wants to see the Blowfish? 214 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,160 There's no Blowfish. 215 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:44,710 And who wants to see Hootie? 216 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,489 Hey. 217 00:10:52,370 --> 00:10:54,427 Hey, that... that hurts my feelings, y'all. 218 00:10:54,510 --> 00:10:55,967 Yeah, but you said you weren't Hootie. 219 00:10:56,050 --> 00:10:57,757 No, I'm not, sir. 220 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,327 But in the question you just asked the audience, 221 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,736 I-I was clearly Hootie. 222 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,697 - So you are Hootie! - I'm not, though. 223 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:05,567 He is Hootie! Yeah! 224 00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:06,550 No... 225 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,000 Hootie, Hootie... 226 00:11:09,120 --> 00:11:12,827 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie, Hootie, 227 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,730 Hootie, Hootie, 228 00:11:14,820 --> 00:11:18,627 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie, Hootie, 229 00:11:18,710 --> 00:11:22,545 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie... 230 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:26,007 Hootie, Hootie, Hootie... 231 00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:28,640 I'm Hootie! 232 00:11:31,060 --> 00:11:33,970 I'm Hootie! Aah! 233 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,350 I... 234 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,160 am your substitute... 235 00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,190 Mr. Nostrand. 236 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,660 But that might as well say, "No nonsense," 237 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:15,480 because I... 238 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,400 do not... play. 239 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:22,440 Now, today will not be a day off. 240 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:26,360 In fact, today, you will work harder than... 241 00:12:42,370 --> 00:12:44,260 Somebody call a Code Brown up in here. 242 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:47,210 See you later, Mr. Pootstrand! 243 00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:55,157 Jordan and I love action movies. 244 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,987 We love, you know, movies where people are trying to... 245 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,327 you know, smuggle contra... 246 00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:00,027 Like, Breaking Bad's like our favorite show. 247 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,961 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 248 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,922 Also like The Wire and New Jack City. 249 00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:06,312 Yeah, like that kind of stuff. 250 00:13:06,395 --> 00:13:07,862 - And anything that like... - It intrigues us, yeah. 251 00:13:07,945 --> 00:13:10,348 Yeah, portrays African-Americans as criminals. 252 00:13:10,431 --> 00:13:11,167 In the worst possible light. 253 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,212 We just... 254 00:13:12,295 --> 00:13:15,165 - We love that. We love that. - So, shame on us. 255 00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:17,117 But something that always cracks me up. 256 00:13:17,201 --> 00:13:19,968 I love when you see cops and DEA agents when they bust... 257 00:13:20,052 --> 00:13:21,896 You know, they bust a whole bunch of cocaine. 258 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:22,967 - Oh, yeah. - And I lo... 259 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,328 This is my favorite thing. It's like, "Give it here." 260 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:26,531 Like, come on. 261 00:13:26,615 --> 00:13:28,290 "That's 100% pure." 262 00:13:29,710 --> 00:13:32,002 I want to become a cop just so I can go to that class. 263 00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:33,577 I just want to go to that class 264 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,352 where the cop's just supposed to go... 265 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:36,797 - "Get in there..." - Yeah. 266 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,637 "I don't know if it's pure. Hold on." 267 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,067 "Let me just crack that up in there. 268 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,537 "Make sure that... 269 00:13:42,620 --> 00:13:45,327 "I'm not sure yet if it's pure. Hold on a second. 270 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:48,238 'This could be only 80% pure. Aah..." 271 00:14:11,262 --> 00:14:14,014 Eight kilos. 100%. 272 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:17,066 Pure grade Afghani heroin. 273 00:14:32,211 --> 00:14:34,741 $100,000 U.S. dollars. 274 00:14:37,882 --> 00:14:39,239 Hold up. 275 00:14:39,757 --> 00:14:41,426 We should count it first. 276 00:14:41,510 --> 00:14:42,541 Mm. Mm-hmm. 277 00:14:45,522 --> 00:14:47,098 Be my guest. 278 00:15:01,244 --> 00:15:03,365 You know, we gonna do a straight count on this right now. 279 00:15:03,449 --> 00:15:04,854 - Count it... count it? - Yeah. Just... 280 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,029 - Good idea. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:06,969 Should probably do it fast 282 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:08,893 so we don't make our friends here wait. 283 00:15:08,977 --> 00:15:10,471 Mm-hmm. Okay. 284 00:15:10,898 --> 00:15:14,780 20, 40, 60, 80, 285 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,244 100, 20, 40, 60, 286 00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:21,127 80, 200... 287 00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,973 Hey, you know what? I'm fast. Let me just do it. 288 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,434 - You want... okay. - I'll take care of that. 289 00:15:24,518 --> 00:15:25,956 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 290 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,925 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 291 00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:29,585 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... 292 00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:30,971 Hey, why... why are you doin' piles of nine? 293 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,542 - It's faster than 10s. - Oh, really? 294 00:15:32,626 --> 00:15:35,878 I do my nines 10 times, and then I do an extra pile of 10. 295 00:15:35,962 --> 00:15:37,979 Fast. Okay. Yeah, yeah. 296 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,579 You know, we... we should probably both be counting. 297 00:15:39,663 --> 00:15:41,045 Oh, well, let's get to it. 298 00:15:41,129 --> 00:15:42,854 That's dou... double trouble. All right. 299 00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:45,029 - And, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... - 20, 40, 60... 300 00:15:45,113 --> 00:15:47,134 - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... - 80, 100, 20, 40, 301 00:15:47,218 --> 00:15:49,352 1, 2, 3, 4... Wait. 302 00:15:49,436 --> 00:15:50,493 Okay, I'm sorry, can you... could you ple... 303 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,041 Could you do something like over there? 304 00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,757 - Yup. I'm gonna take. - Please, it's a little distracting. 305 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:54,964 - Oh, you know what? - What's that? 306 00:15:55,047 --> 00:15:56,096 I got it. We could time me. 307 00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:56,749 Okay. 308 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:59,087 Okay, we time me counting out 1,000. 309 00:15:59,170 --> 00:16:00,357 We take that time, and then 310 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:04,341 we just count money for that time times 100. 311 00:16:05,827 --> 00:16:08,572 No! I g... I got it. This is it right here. 312 00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:12,340 I'm gonna do a web search for a picture of $100,000. 313 00:16:12,424 --> 00:16:13,197 - Okay? - Okay. 314 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,261 Then, you know, we'll know what it's supposed to look like 315 00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:16,962 and then we can arrange our money 316 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:18,244 to look exactly like it. 317 00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:20,869 And see... here. Hey. Here we go. Right here, look. 318 00:16:21,288 --> 00:16:22,492 I mean, damn, that looks... 319 00:16:22,575 --> 00:16:24,267 That looks just like... a lot like our money. 320 00:16:24,549 --> 00:16:26,355 I think we got $100,000 here, folks. 321 00:16:26,439 --> 00:16:28,049 - I think we made it. - No, that is our money. 322 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,255 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, do... Earlier... 323 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:30,962 Yeah. 324 00:16:31,045 --> 00:16:33,256 When we were counting, I took a picture of our money 325 00:16:33,339 --> 00:16:34,921 so I could upload it on Yahoo! Answers. 326 00:16:35,004 --> 00:16:36,107 - Oh, damn. - That's right. 327 00:16:36,190 --> 00:16:37,556 'Cause I just wanted to see if anyone could verify 328 00:16:37,639 --> 00:16:39,071 - what $100,000 looked like. - [bleep]! 329 00:16:39,154 --> 00:16:40,271 - Oh, you got it. - What was I thinking? 330 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:41,471 - You got it. - I got it, man. 331 00:16:41,554 --> 00:16:42,878 - Go, go, go, go. - I got it, I got it. 332 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:44,287 What the hell are you doing, man? 333 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,290 I th... you know, I was gonna try to Rain Man it. 334 00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:47,956 - Oh, that's a plan right there. - That's right. 335 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,861 - Okay, yeah, here we go. - We can do that. 336 00:16:50,018 --> 00:16:51,309 Okay. 337 00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,546 Yup, yup. I got that. I got that. 338 00:16:59,629 --> 00:17:01,499 20, 40, 60... 339 00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:06,083 99,980. 340 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,967 You guys ever hear... You guys know the old standard, 341 00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,397 Uh, "It's Co..." is it called, "It's Cold Outside?" 342 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,677 - "Baby, It's Cold Outside." - "Baby, It's Cold Outside." 343 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:43,167 You know this old standard? Right, yeah. 344 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:44,787 '30s and '40s. 345 00:17:44,870 --> 00:17:46,037 And so many people have covered it. 346 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,027 It was written in like 1939 or something like that. 347 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:51,518 It's funny, when you listen to the lyrics of the song, uh... 348 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:52,977 It's kinda rapey. 349 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,227 - It's a little rapey. - It's a little rapey. 350 00:17:54,310 --> 00:17:55,583 It's like... 351 00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:57,627 It's true. 352 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,591 She said she wanted to leave... 353 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,360 You told her it was cold outside. 354 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:05,705 It's winter. She's very aware of the fact that it's cold outside. 355 00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,627 She's not stup... you know what I'm saying? 356 00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:09,127 - Yeah. - "No" means no. Right? 357 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,147 - Oh, yeah. - You know? 358 00:18:10,230 --> 00:18:12,177 And this was... I got... I got creeped out... 359 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:14,037 'cause I dr... I... In this scene you're about to watch, 360 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,160 I dressed up like a woman. 361 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,537 Lot of brothers like, "Man, he dress up like a woman a lot." 362 00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:19,088 I'm just... 363 00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:22,595 just in touch with my feminine side. 364 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,228 - Whoo! Thank you, girls. - Yes. 365 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,320 But no, this one was confusing for me because I was... 366 00:18:27,403 --> 00:18:29,506 I... fir... I'm hot. I'm hot. 367 00:18:29,589 --> 00:18:30,397 And so it's creepy. 368 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,628 You don't want to look in the mirror 369 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,579 and be attracted to yourself. Be like the... 370 00:18:34,454 --> 00:18:37,130 dude from Silence of the Lambs. "I'd [bleep] me." 371 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:38,670 You don't want that. 372 00:18:38,753 --> 00:18:39,823 Ah! 373 00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,385 Would you look at the time? 374 00:18:52,468 --> 00:18:54,379 You should just stay here tonight 375 00:18:54,463 --> 00:18:56,379 I've had too much wine 376 00:18:56,463 --> 00:18:58,223 You will leave at first light 377 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,453 It isn't that far 378 00:19:00,536 --> 00:19:01,975 Baby, just stay where you are 379 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,374 Back to my place 380 00:19:03,457 --> 00:19:06,257 You can't escape from my embrace 381 00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:09,153 I really had a very nice time 382 00:19:09,237 --> 00:19:11,051 Let me just refill that wine 383 00:19:11,135 --> 00:19:13,496 But I really need to just say good-bye 384 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,267 I would love to see you try 385 00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:16,703 Please unlock this door 386 00:19:16,786 --> 00:19:18,676 It's locked from the outside 387 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:22,113 - Babe, you're mine tonight - I cannot stay tonight 388 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:24,443 Look, I really have to go 389 00:19:24,526 --> 00:19:26,423 No, you really have to stay 390 00:19:26,506 --> 00:19:28,252 Hey, "no" means no 391 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:30,522 That is what they all say 392 00:19:30,605 --> 00:19:32,180 You're hurting my arm 393 00:19:32,263 --> 00:19:33,950 I won't cause you any harm 394 00:19:34,033 --> 00:19:35,549 Let go of me 395 00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:38,613 We can make this hard or just easy 396 00:19:38,697 --> 00:19:41,463 A woman always comes prepared 397 00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:42,772 Ooh, I'm really scared 398 00:19:42,855 --> 00:19:44,742 I said this is not what I want 399 00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:46,481 Why you have to be such a... 400 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:48,481 I know self-defense 401 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,504 I dare you to try it 402 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,712 I don't want to fight 403 00:19:52,795 --> 00:19:57,165 Bitch, you are mine tonight 404 00:20:10,936 --> 00:20:13,014 Please, just please go away 405 00:20:13,097 --> 00:20:15,314 I thought that you wanted me to stay 406 00:20:15,397 --> 00:20:17,224 Well... well, I just changed my mind 407 00:20:17,307 --> 00:20:19,563 Think I'll just stay and unwind 408 00:20:19,646 --> 00:20:21,842 How did this all switch? 409 00:20:21,925 --> 00:20:24,642 Now you are... 410 00:20:24,725 --> 00:20:26,595 My... 411 00:20:26,782 --> 00:20:28,185 Bitch 412 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,186 Please just be kind tonight! 413 00:20:30,269 --> 00:20:32,713 Now you're mine... 414 00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:34,813 To... 415 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:37,893 Night 416 00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,709 - Good night! - Good night! 417 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:58,400 Sync & corrections by dwigt www.addic7ed.com 418 00:20:58,489 --> 00:21:01,245 I'm gonna do my one line here 419 00:21:02,113 --> 00:21:03,448 Oh, yeah! 420 00:21:03,634 --> 00:21:05,335 Resync BluRay by LeRalouf 421 00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:07,312 All these ladies in the front row 422 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,140 with you short skirts talking 'bout. 423 00:21:13,562 --> 00:21:14,890 Here's this guy right here 424 00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:17,342 he's having a great time he's just like. 425 00:21:17,602 --> 00:21:20,051 Like the best beer-pong player ever. 426 00:21:20,101 --> 00:21:24,651 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30686

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