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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,280 - Okay. Lets go. Barks 2 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,560 Hey! Hey! Hey! 3 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:08,840 Hey! 4 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,960 Another ticket. 5 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,360 Damn! 6 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:16,320 Parking on the wrong side of the street? 7 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,480 This is a Ford Dyslexia! 8 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,840 Barking 9 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,680 Its gonna be a great day today, Jerry Lee. Come on. 10 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,120 Man Park it over there. 11 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,845 Jerry Lee Barking, Growling 12 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:32,280 Jerry Lee Barking, Growling 13 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,440 Man What? What? What? Its bank day. 14 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,000 All right, I know were here to get some Kibble money. 15 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,600 I�m gonna go to that ATM machine and get some cash. 16 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:49,520 Stay here and watch my car. I spent a lot of money restoring this car. 17 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,760 - You protect my car. Whining 18 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:54,640 And don�t change the music. 19 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,360 Stay. Don�t bite my- 20 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,840 Watch for bad guys near my car. 21 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,720 Woman When�s your car gettin� done? Man Wednesday, I think. 22 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,760 Woman What a hassle. Man Yeah. 23 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:17,800 ATM Beeping 24 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,960 "Checking, savings. " No savings, checking. 25 00:03:28,640 --> 00:03:30,960 "Smoker, nonsmoker?" Nonsmoker. 26 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,320 "Democrat, Republican?" Democrat. 27 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:37,800 Man Didn�t I tell you to stay in the car? 28 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,240 Get in the car. Good boy. 29 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:42,600 Jerry Lee Barking 30 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:50,480 Get down! Police! Get down! 31 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,680 Get down! Police! 32 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,840 Police! Down, get down! 33 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:02,520 No, not here. Not by my car! Oh, man. 34 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,920 Guard Code Red! Code Red! Were under fire. 35 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,800 Repeat, were pinned down and under fire. 36 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,560 Some partner you are. Why didn�t you warn me, at least? 37 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,600 Guard Is this guy after the money, or is he just pissed at your car? 38 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,440 Can you reload, please? Thank you. 39 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:24,040 Gunfire Continues 40 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,160 My speaker! 41 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:34,440 My stereo. 42 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:44,080 Were gonna take this guy out. You cover us, 43 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,400 and don�t be afraid to use the gun! 44 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:54,800 Come on, Jerry Lee! 45 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:56,600 Hey, come on. Open up. 46 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:03,280 Come on. Shut the door. 47 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,920 Okay, so I forgot. Its a bulletproof window. 48 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,160 All right, you son of a bitch, we both have armor now. 49 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,000 We got him. 50 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,040 No, no, not the running thing. I hate the running thing. 51 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,760 - Lets go. Growling 52 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,560 Jerry Lee Barking 53 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,160 Grunting 54 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,920 Coughing 55 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,080 Grunting, Groaning 56 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,800 Jerry Lee Barking 57 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,400 - Jerry Lee! Panting 58 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,720 Man Jerry Lee! 59 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,440 Moaning, Gasping 60 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:30,680 Come on. Jerry Lee, come on! 61 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,440 Screams 62 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,480 Aah! 63 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,280 Motor Revving Jerry Lee Barking 64 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,640 Damn it! 65 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:56,440 Grunting Whining 66 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:59,080 Groaning Hey! 67 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,080 He�s gone. 68 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:04,240 Coughing 69 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,480 Why didn�t you jump? Come on. 70 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,360 Whining - What do you mean- Imitates Whining 71 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:13,880 What, are you leavin it all for me? Huh? 72 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,400 Christ, what�s with you lately? What�s with you? 73 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:20,080 - We almost had that guy. Whining 74 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:22,960 Panting You know why cops have dogs? 75 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,200 So they don�t have to do this! That�s the deal. 76 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,800 Management, labor. Foreman, employee. 77 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,880 Boss, secretary. I walk, you run. 78 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:35,760 I cuff�em, you catch ��em. You get treats, I get a promotion. 79 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,320 Gasping I cant breathe! 80 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:44,440 Gasping 81 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,520 My car! Jerry Lee, look what he did to my car! 82 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:52,600 Look what they did! 83 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,840 I couldn�t even sell it to a cheese factory. 84 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,120 Hey, Dooley! Check this out. 85 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,280 Its a modified M-16. A company called... 86 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,240 Armaments 2000s doin� the retrofit. 87 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,200 Its supposed to be for military use only. 88 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,840 - Where did you hear that? - I saw it in a gun magazine. 89 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,760 - Did you pick that up on the street? - Yeah. 90 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:10,080 - Are you supposed to be messin� with evidence? - No. 91 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,440 Give me that. Go get me some coffee. 92 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,200 Well, Jerry Lee, so much for the Brady Bill, huh? 93 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,520 - Dooley? What are you doing here? - Hi, Captain. 94 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:21,960 Sighs What happened? 95 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,240 Uh, well, there was a, uh, equipment failure. 96 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:29,040 - Equipment failure? - The bad guy had Air Jordan�s on. It was no contest. 97 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,160 What about Jerry Lee? He needs four little Air Jordan�s too? 98 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:36,840 - You mean they make those for dogs? - That was a rhetorical question. 99 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:39,560 You know, Captain, you should let people know when you plan to be rhetorical, 100 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:41,480 cause your tone of voice never changes. 101 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,600 - You think you�re funny? - Sometimes. 102 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:47,520 - This isn�t one of those times. - Jerry Lee, he just hit me! 103 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,040 - Quit bein� a smart-ass. Tell me what happened. - Again! 104 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,680 The bad guy had a full body armor on. 105 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,360 - That should have given you the advantage. - It was that lightweight stuff. 106 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,880 What can I tell you? The guy had a rocket up his ass. 107 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,920 - What the hell is that? - This here? 108 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,080 Uh, this was the shooters. This is a modified M-16. 109 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:06,320 A company named Armaments 2000 does the retrofit. 110 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,240 Its apparently for military use only. 111 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,920 - How do you know all that? - I�m trying to better myself by taking night seminars. 112 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,200 Ah, shut up, will you? You better sit down. You look pale. 113 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,040 - Probably because you hit me. - And give that dog there a drink of water. 114 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,200 Jerry Lee is fine, and so am I. 115 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:23,080 You don�t look fine. Sit down before you fall down. 116 00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:27,840 - Now. Detective Harris? - Yes. 117 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:32,320 - Its the smog! - Take this to the lab and check it for prints, okay? 118 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,120 You know, Dooley, 119 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,880 every time you go someplace lately, people try to kill you. 120 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,240 - Well, I�m a popular guy. - Look, I�m serious here. 121 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,360 - You�ve lost three suspects in three weeks! - Come- 122 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,720 - You are either out of your league... - I am not out of my league. 123 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:48,800 - or you�ve lost a step. - What are you talking about, "lost a step"? 124 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,880 You should have taken time off after Tracy died. 125 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:56,520 - That has nothing to do with it, Captain. - Oh. Are you sure? 126 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,680 Absolutely sure. 127 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,440 When was the last time you had a physical? 128 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,960 Physical. Is that the blood pressure, when they do the- 129 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,120 Laughs, Whimpers 130 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:12,640 I want you both checked out. You understand me? 131 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,040 I obviously cant count on you anymore. 132 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,800 Hey! What about my car? 133 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:25,240 Have your detailer look at it. He can probably rub it out. 134 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,080 Rub it out? 135 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,360 I guess I can drive it at night. Nobody�ll see it. 136 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,440 Come on, Jerry Lee. Come on, get in. 137 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,360 My poor car. Sighs 138 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,920 - Aw, he got my cup holder too. Barks 139 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,320 Motor Starting 140 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,640 Woman I�m so sorry we�re late. 141 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,600 Man Its okay, I haven�t been waiting long, and thank you very much for meeting me. 142 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,960 Dooley Ah, you know what? Its my fault. 143 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,960 Woman Devon Lane, this is my husband, Detective Dooley. 144 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,040 Dooley Nice to meet you. Devon Oh, the pleasure is all mine. 145 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:18,440 Devon I�m so excited - Dooley Can we get some drinks over here? 146 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:21,160 - "De -vawn," you want a beer? Devon Its Devon. 147 00:11:21,240 --> 00:11:24,600 Dooley Devon. Sorry. What�s with the tape recorder? 148 00:11:24,680 --> 00:11:26,720 Devon I�m a writer. I tape everything. Tracy Devon, 149 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,320 I just want to say that I see real potential in your work. 150 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:31,880 Devon Potential? Really? Tracy Oh, yeah. 151 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:35,680 He�s been a cop a long time. Maybe he can help you with some of that cop stuff. 152 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,400 Devon Would you? Dooley Well, yeah, sure. You okay, honey? 153 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,600 Tracy Ill be fine. I�ll be back in a few minutes. Excuse me. 154 00:11:40,680 --> 00:11:42,520 Devon Tracy told me you read my manuscript. 155 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:45,040 Dooley Yeah, I did. I didn�t read the whole thing. 156 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,960 I read the first and the last chapter. 157 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,880 That�s really all I had time for. 158 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,040 Devon The first and last chapters? Dooley I gotta tell ya, 159 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,920 uh, its- it wasn�t really that real. 160 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,720 Devon It wasn�t real? Dooley No, it wasn�t real. I didn�t believe a lot of the- 161 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,360 all that cop stuff you have in there- the shootouts and the bank robbery. 162 00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,560 That�s not really how it happens. 163 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,320 Devon It wasn�t real? Dooley That�s all right. It�s your first attempt, man. 164 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,880 Don�t worry about it. You�ll get there. 165 00:12:07,915 --> 00:12:09,360 Don�t worry about it. You�ll get there. 166 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,440 Woman Any loss of appetite? - No, I�m eatin� pretty well. 167 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:16,000 - Not you, the dog. - Oh, uh- 168 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,040 No, he�s fine. 169 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:22,840 - Okay, I�m gonna increase the speed and incline. - Why? 170 00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:25,680 Thuds - Well, that�s the standard test for canines, Detective. 171 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,800 Oh. 172 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,320 Jerry Lee Whining - What? 173 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,600 I can hold the handrail. Humans can hold the handrail. 174 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,840 All right, all right, all right. 175 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,880 Have you noticed any changes in him? 176 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:48,400 Yeah, he doesn�t chase the little chuck wagon across the kitchen floor anymore. 177 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:51,000 Any loss of hearing or smell? 178 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,720 Well, that depends on what you mean by "any. " 179 00:12:52,755 --> 00:12:54,360 Well, that depends on what you mean by "any. " 180 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,640 Well, maybe sometimes, a little bit. 181 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:59,160 - Well, there�s nothing wrong with your dog. - Really? 182 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,360 He�s just suffering from the effects of aging. 183 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,880 - You should slow him down a bit. - Why? 184 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,320 Would you send your grandfather out to try and do your job? 185 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,680 I wouldn�t send my grandfather to microwave popcorn. 186 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,840 - So why would you send out Jerry Lee? - Cause my grandfather�s too old. 187 00:13:12,880 --> 00:13:16,080 - So is Jerry Lee. - What do you mean? Look at him. He looks great. 188 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:19,600 Do you know that dogs are leading longer and healthier lives these days? 189 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,640 - Where did you hear that? - Seminar. At night. I try to better myself. 190 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,360 Oh, you�re trying to better yourself? Maybe you should get a checkup. 191 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:27,800 You�ve got high blood pressure. Your face is bright red. 192 00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:30,760 That is a drinking problem! 193 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,880 Well, what do you know? You�re a vet. 194 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,320 You both need to be on special diets. 195 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:39,200 - The same one? - No. You should be on a low-fat, low-sodium diet. 196 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,560 The dog needs to be on a senior maintenance meal plan. 197 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,200 Whining - What the hells that? 198 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,360 Lamb and rice for older dogs. 199 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,840 It might give him some flatulence for a week or so, but nothing to worry about. 200 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:52,840 Sighs Nothing for you to worry about. I gotta live with the damn dog. 201 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:55,080 - You trying to be funny? - No. 202 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,040 I forgot my wallet, so can I write a check? 203 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:04,240 Do I get any free samples? 204 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:09,440 Jerry Lee Whining - Senior maintenance. 205 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,840 Hey, your day. You checked out great. 206 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,440 You just, uh- 207 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,360 - You�re out of shape. Whines 208 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:39,080 Come on. Lets go. 209 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,640 Come on. Lets jump. 210 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,280 Barking 211 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,720 Grunts Come on! 212 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:32,000 Hey, hey. Come here, you. Come on. 213 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,920 Barking 214 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,160 Come on, just do it. 215 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,680 Ow! Ow! 216 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,200 - Come on! Jerry Lee Whining 217 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,760 Jump, jump, jump! 218 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:28,000 Hey! What are you doing on my spot? 219 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:31,080 Whining 220 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,640 That�s my spot. 221 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,720 Here. 222 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,840 Whines 223 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:40,960 That�ll make you feel better. 224 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,080 You all right? 225 00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,520 What�s the matter with your lamb and rice? 226 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,520 You don�t like it? Here. 227 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:50,760 Huh? Here. 228 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,880 How�s that? Nothin�,, huh? 229 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960 Telephone Ringing - But this is good for us. 230 00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,880 Think we should work out every day. 231 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,085 - Very tribal. Ringing Continues 232 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,440 - Very tribal. Ringing Continues 233 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:06,760 Yeah, some insurance company you are. I called the office three hours ago about my car- 234 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,240 Hey! Jeez! 235 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:13,680 Jerry Lee! Come here. Lie down. Down. 236 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,440 Man I just saved you 300 calories. 237 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:23,720 - Who is this? - You should be drinking light beer. 238 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,760 Less filling, and it wont slow you down. 239 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,800 And Dooley, you better pay attention to the "wont slow you down" part. 240 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,240 I could have beat you running backwards, old man. 241 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,480 - What do you want? - Don�t tell me you haven�t figured it out yet, Detective. 242 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,240 Three times in three weeks, Dooley. 243 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,040 I could have taken you out anytime I wanted. 244 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:45,160 I want you to know how it feels to have someone else control your destiny. 245 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:49,280 - Jerry, down! - How it feels to have someone else destroy your life. 246 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,880 - What do you want? - Its hard to lose a loved one. 247 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,800 Isn�t it, Dooley? But then, sometimes life just has a way... 248 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,520 of kicking you in the face, just when you think you�ve got it made. 249 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,440 Hey, why don�t you come in. 250 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,320 You and I, we can have a beer, we can chat. 251 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,240 And then Ill bust your ass. 252 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,520 You�re in no position, literally, to start playin� bad guy, Dooley. 253 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,520 Growling, Barking Motorcycle Engine Revving 254 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,160 Dooley ... about my car. Hey! Jeez! 255 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:22,720 - Jerry Lee! Come here. - "Chapter Six. Spoon-fed information by our hero, 256 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:27,360 Detective Dooley finally figures out he is the target. 257 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,880 But he still has no idea why. 258 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:34,440 Dooley�s Voice Who is this? - Life is about to get a little more real. " 259 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,480 Man On Tape I could have beat you running backwards, old man. 260 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,120 Don�t tell me you haven�t figured it out yet, Detective. 261 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,760 Three times in three weeks, Dooley. 262 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,640 I could have taken you out anytime I wanted. 263 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,560 Dooley Well, at least we know now were being set up. 264 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,480 Now, if we could just keep Byers off our back. 265 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,880 - You let me do the talkin, huh? Jerry Lee Growls 266 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,480 Oh, am I sore. 267 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,920 Groans Okay. 268 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,480 Dooley How are you feelin�? Come here. Barking 269 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,480 Come on. Stay with me. You know what, Jerry Lee? 270 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,480 That vet was wrong. Were not getting old. 271 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:25,120 Were getting sexier and better and wiser. 272 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,400 Barks 273 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,360 Chattering 274 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,640 Man Everybody duck. Its Dooley. 275 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:40,800 Don�t listen to him. 276 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,400 Whining - Lay down, Jerry Lee. 277 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,600 Whines - What�s with him? 278 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:51,920 What? He�s not a morning dog. 279 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Listen, last night the shooter called. Took a shot at me. 280 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,960 - Hit my beer. - Why didn�t you call it in? 281 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,320 I got another beer. But wait a minute, he said something weird. 282 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:04,480 Something really strange. He said, "Its hard to lose a loved one, isn�t it?" 283 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:08,560 - Is he talkin about Tracy? - I don�t know. 284 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,760 Could be anything. Could be a revenge act, it could be somebody I know. 285 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:15,360 - I-I-I don�t know. - Harry Stipe. Harry Stipe. 286 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,800 He swore that he would get you after what happened to his brother! 287 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:20,920 - No, Harry Stipes doin� five to ten. - Not anymore. He got paroled. 288 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,840 - Harry Stipe is out? - Yeah, it just came in. 289 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,880 - Stipe is out, and nobody told me? - Just came across my desk. 290 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,600 - Give me the parole officers name. I want his address. - Not so fast, Dooley. 291 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:31,000 - Come on! Give it to me. - Sit. 292 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,080 Whines 293 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:37,840 There�s some guy out there gunnin� for you. You�re not going anywhere alone anymore. 294 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,960 - Not this again. - Welles, get in here. 295 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,440 - Welles? - And bring Zeus with you! 296 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,120 - Zeus? Snarling 297 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:51,000 Growling - Hey, whoa-ho-ho! 298 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,080 Meet your new partners. 299 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,160 No way! 300 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:02,720 - You�re not gonna actually let them in here, are you? - I certainly am. 301 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,520 - Detective Dooley. - Officer Welles. 302 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,080 - Sergeant Welles now. - Oh. Sorry, I didn�t know. 303 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,680 - Good, you two know each other. - Yeah, we had a moment a little while ago. 304 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,680 - Before he, uh - Coughs Mumbling 305 00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,440 Look, I don�t see what that dog has gotta do that Jerry Lee can�t do. 306 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,080 Zeus! Speaking Dutch 307 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaking Dutch 308 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,240 Very impressive, Welles. 309 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,120 - Dooley? - What? 310 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,320 He was trained in anti-terrorist tactics. 311 00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,000 Could he go into a mini-mart and pick up a six-pack of beer? 312 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,400 He attacks through windows. 313 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,720 Well, Jerry Lee has mastered Windows 98. 314 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,880 Got his own chat room. "Dogs for Dogs"? 315 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,360 Shouting In Dutch 316 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,440 Jerry Lee can do that. 317 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,800 - You can do that, cant you? Whining 318 00:23:07,360 --> 00:23:09,440 Captain? I really don�t think this is a good idea. 319 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,320 - I couldn�t agree more with her. - Dooley shouldn�t even have that dog. 320 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,200 He�s not trained as a canine officer. He�s a dog with a pet. 321 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:18,320 Growls - Ooh! Aren�t we a little moody? 322 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,800 Growls - Zeus and I can handle this case alone. 323 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:25,280 I got news for you. Once I get a parolees address, this case is closed. 324 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,320 Then I got news for you. A parolee doesn�t even fit the profile. 325 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,480 Profile? What is this, an Olympic moment? 326 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,960 - This is a police investigation here. - Really? I wouldn�t have guessed. 327 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,240 You don�t need a profile to catch a bad guy. 328 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,680 All you need is a good cop with good instincts. 329 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:41,880 I�m glad you said "good cop," because so far, your instincts suck! 330 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,720 You two are gonna get along great. 331 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:47,960 Dooley, I need to talk to you alone. No offense, Sergeant. 332 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,160 No offense taken, Captain. 333 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,360 See you outside, partner. 334 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,680 Hey! If you�re gonna ride with me, 335 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,480 get out of that uniform and be on my desk in five minutes. 336 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,840 - "At. " He meant "at. " - No, I meant "at. " 337 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,240 "At. " At my desk. 338 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,400 - "At. " Muttering In Dutch 339 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,440 What is wrong with you? Didn�t you go to the sexual harassment seminar? 340 00:24:11,520 --> 00:24:14,120 I missed that one. I was- I was at another seminar. 341 00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:17,160 All right, forget about it. Shell probably be cool about it. 342 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:19,960 - Ah, look. Put Jerry Lee outside. - H-He cant testify. 343 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,640 - Look, just have him wait outside. - He can keep a secret! 344 00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,720 - Have him wait outside! - All right. Come on, Jerry. 345 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:29,120 Uh, I got a delivery for, uh, Detective Dooley. 346 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,720 Sign, please. 347 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:37,160 - Uh, there�s a complementary card in there. - Thank you. 348 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,680 I saw the vet report today, and uh, 349 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,000 Sighs - you need to- 350 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,360 Dooley What? Jerry Lee Whines 351 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,400 You better give some serious th- 352 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,720 - You need to give thought to getting a newer dog. - What? 353 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,640 - Well, one like Zeus. Yes. - Zeus? 354 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,680 That crazy, psycho dog? Are you kiddin� me? 355 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,360 He wouldn�t last five minutes with me- I�d kill him! 356 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,360 Look, he probably doesn�t even drink. 357 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,480 I don�t need a new dog. You know what I need is a bigger gun- one like this. 358 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,080 - Will you put that away, you idiot? - Or one like this. 359 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,800 - Where did you get this? This-This is L.A., not Dallas. - How about this one? 360 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:23,640 Look, I got a guy out there with an M-16 takin� shots at me, 361 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,240 and all I got... is this. 362 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:29,840 Dooley, firearms, that�s not the problem. The problem is Jerry Lee. 363 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,480 - What? - Well, if he misses a step, you could lose your life. 364 00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:34,800 Don�t you understand? That�s why I�m giving you both new partners. 365 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,080 I read that vet report. 366 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,480 The vet report said you were in the best shape you�ve ever been in your life. 367 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,560 Alert. Responsive. 368 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,480 He�s a killer! 369 00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:47,880 You�re a stud dog, Jerry Lee. 370 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,360 Whines - See? 371 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,000 You see that? You see his sly and uncanny way? 372 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:58,560 He�s pretending to be asleep so he can pounce. 373 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,560 Good boy, Jerry Lee. Come on. Lets go. 374 00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,360 Come! Jerry. 375 00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:07,560 Hot dogs! Hamburgers! Chili! 376 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,800 Whining 377 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,320 Hey, Dooley. These flowers were just delivered for you. 378 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,320 Must have been a wild night. 379 00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:19,880 "Was last night as good for you as it was for me?" 380 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,920 - Who gave you these? - The delivery guy. 381 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,640 - What did he look like? - Green pants, black belt. 382 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,800 You saw him from the waist down, that�s it? 383 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,720 - I was sittin� in- - What are you doing? Touching evidence again? 384 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:34,120 Puttin� your prints all over this? Listen to me. 385 00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:38,320 - You see these gloves? I want you to wear these things. Forever! - Yeah. 386 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,480 - Okay. - Take these down to the lab and have them dusted. 387 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,760 Welles Zeus! Come! - Come on. Lets go. 388 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:56,080 That Welles and that stupid psycho dog is probably sittin up at the desk. 389 00:26:56,120 --> 00:26:58,000 You and I can go get the bad guys ourselves. 390 00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:00,040 Hey! We were just looking for you. 391 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,960 - Weren�t we, Jerry? - Check this out. 392 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,360 If you look at the holes, they actually spell out something. 393 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,640 It says, "Even though I�m older and slower, 394 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,040 I�m still the same asshole as I was before. " 395 00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,600 Very funny. That�s very funny. You think that was funny? 396 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,000 Sighs Come on, Jerry Lee. - Zeus! 397 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,920 Dutch 398 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,280 I can do that. 399 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,120 All right, look. I want to get one thing straight... 400 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,040 before we go on here, all right? 401 00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:29,520 What went on between you and me is history. 402 00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,560 Now, you have got to let it go. 403 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,840 I don�t even think about it anymore. 404 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,840 And neither should you. Okay? 405 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,080 - Okay. - What do you mean, okay? 406 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,840 - I mean okay. - Okay, you agree with it, 407 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,160 or okay, you don�t think about it anymore? 408 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,320 - Okay. I don�t think about it. - How can you not think about it? 409 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,520 - You said you don�t think about it. - Well, of course not. 410 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,760 - I mean, Im-I�mm-I�mm- - But what? What? 411 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,600 What? You�re so irresistible, how could I not think about it? 412 00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:59,400 - Well- - Because, you know, it was one night. 413 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,120 - Heat of the moment stuff. - Absolutely right! 414 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,560 - Right. - Get in. 415 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:06,840 Sighing, Swearing In Dutch 416 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,800 - What was that? - What? Nothing. 417 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:16,240 And you, dog, lets get one thing straight between you and me, all right? 418 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,520 Number one: No barking, no drooling, no f- 419 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,120 passing of gas... 420 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,600 or performing any bodily functions in or about my car. 421 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,560 Number two: You always sit in the back seat. 422 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:34,320 Number three: Never give me any lip. 423 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:38,040 Growling - That�s negotiable. That�s negotiable. 424 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:42,560 Just relax. Jerry Lee, watch him. 425 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,560 Slams Door 426 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:50,160 Ticket! Look at that! 427 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,200 I think she follows me around. 428 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,520 Just put it in the glove compartment. 429 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,080 Dooley! How many parking tickets do you have? 430 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,600 - Put�em in the glove compartment and shut it. - Do you know how to park a car? 431 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,520 - Shut it! Camera Shutter Clicks 432 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,440 Ugh, I�m gonna need a tetanus shot from just sitting in this car. 433 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,360 Engine Starts Dooley Were going to Harry Stripe�s. 434 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,240 Were going to arrest him, and you�ll never have to see me again, all right? 435 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:20,120 Fine. 436 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:23,080 Dooley Your dog likes to look through windows? - He attacks through windows. 437 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,000 Dooley Yeah, but can he sing? Welles What? 438 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,720 - Jerry Lee can sing. Chuckling Yeah, right. 439 00:29:27,800 --> 00:29:30,600 Dooley Jerry Lee Howling 440 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,800 - Hear that? Come on, Jerry Lee. Howling Continues 441 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:46,000 Welles I�m tellin� ya, he�s not the guy we�re lookin� for. 442 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,000 - And how would you know that? - Because he doesn�t fit the profile. 443 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,720 Profile. Clears Throat Welles, 444 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,880 this is a profile. 445 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,600 A profile is only good when you�re trying to narrow down suspects. 446 00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,960 We need a list of suspects first. 447 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,400 - Its not him. - Okay, then. Stay in the car. 448 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:09,280 - And you too. You stay. Jerry Lee? Lets go. Growling 449 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,120 We are not staying in the car. 450 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,720 - Don�t look at me like that. - Look at you like what? 451 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,560 Not you. Him. 452 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,760 I got a weapon. Ill use it. 453 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,320 We are trained K-9 officers. We don�t do "stay in the car. " 454 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,240 Why don�t you... 455 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,240 and your little puppy go in through the back? 456 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,080 He�s not a puppy. And why do we have to go in the back? Why don�t you? 457 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:39,600 - We don�t do back doors. Come on! Barking 458 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,640 Muttering In Dutch 459 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,040 Shouts In Dutch 460 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,080 Wow. Look at this. 461 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:57,040 You know, I hear they�re converting this to condos? 462 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,960 If we take some out of your money market fund, 463 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,680 we can buy one of these and use it as a rental. 464 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,880 I hear conversions can be a great investment. 465 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,720 - Condos and- Jesus! Jerry Lee Barks 466 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,200 I mean, Jesus, I�m glad you�re here. 467 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,120 Watch our backs, please. 468 00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,400 Couple Yelling - All right, Jerry Lee. Time to go to work. 469 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,320 Wait up. Come on. 470 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,880 Yelling Continues In Foreign Language 471 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,680 Softly Jerry Lee. This is Harry Stipes. 472 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,640 Remember? Come here. 473 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,280 Whispers Sit down. 474 00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:33,280 Whining 475 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,360 Where is she now? We should have went around back. 476 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,240 Barking Man Groaning 477 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,280 What�s the matter, Harry? I hit ya? 478 00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:51,160 Harry You son of a bitch! You ruined my best pants, man! 479 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,280 Ooh, you got a potty-mouth there, buddy! 480 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,200 You kiss your mom with that mouth? 481 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,600 Throw out the shotgun, and any other weapons. 482 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,640 - And don�t forget any. Thumping 483 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,640 I got Jerry Lee here with me. 484 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,080 - You know what hell do if he finds them! Thumping, Crashing 485 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,600 Hey, listen, man. You just keep that dog away from me, all right? 486 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,280 I don�t want to deal with Jerry Lee again, man. 487 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,160 You know, last time we met, it wasn�t a good thing. 488 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:15,280 Jesus, Harry. 489 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,080 - What, are you planning to go back to night school? - I need a little protection. 490 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,920 - You know what I�m saying, man? - Is that everything? 491 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,400 Jerry Lee Growling - Yeah. 492 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,560 - Okay, Jerry Lee. Barking Fiercely 493 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:29,840 - Oh! Oh! Hey, man, you get that dog away from me, man. - Back it up, Harry. 494 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,760 Easy, Jerry Lee. Easy. Check it out. Back up, Harry. 495 00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,760 - Hold it right there. Stipe Easy, doggie. Calm down. 496 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:40,920 - Shh! - So, where you been lately, Harry? 497 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,080 - Shootin at armored cars? Makin� midnight calls? Welles Zeus! 498 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,160 - What? - Step away from the window, Harry. 499 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,080 - Huh? - The window, Harry. Step away. 500 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,920 All right, man. 501 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:55,040 Shrieking Whimpering 502 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:59,760 - So, where were you yesterday? - What do you mean, man? I was right here. 503 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,720 - Don�t lie to me, Harry. - I�m not lyin� to you, man. 504 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,800 Look, you see this? Its not a social beeper. 505 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,160 Its a house arrest bracelet. It�s like a LoJack on my leg. 506 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,160 It goes off, everybody�s here. 507 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,240 Cops, SWAT team, my parole officer, everybody! 508 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,600 A- All right, okay. Let me see your parole papers. 509 00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,640 I�m really happy you�re here, man, I gotta tell you. And you too. 510 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:18,640 They�re out there and they want to kill me. 511 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,920 They want to kill me. Here you go, give it to him. 512 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,040 Shudders Ooh! Hey, easy. 513 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:25,640 - Thank you, Jerry. - Hey, man, you know what? 514 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:29,000 - I want to thank you for putting my brother in. - Where�d you get the gun? 515 00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,880 Oh! They were here when I moved in! 516 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,640 Oh, really? I didn�t see the sign when I came in: "Free cable and ammo. " 517 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:37,680 - Oh, yeah. There�s a sign. - Jerry Lee? 518 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,560 Fat Tommy, man. Fat Tommy got�em for me. 519 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,640 - I thought you couldn�t leave the place. - He delivers. 520 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,920 So, if he didn�t make it in 30 minutes, you get free ammo? 521 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,120 Hey, you know, I didn�t think about that. 522 00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,000 - Fat Tommy get military weapons too? - Oh, yeah. Military stuff. 523 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,640 He�s got everything, man. He�s got a big-time supplier. 524 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,840 - Who? - I don�t know. 525 00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:59,360 - Police, freeze! - Aah! 526 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:02,480 I heard gunshots! Wait. Where�s my dog? 527 00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,520 - Dog? What dog? Whining 528 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:17,160 Great instincts, Dooley. So, what now, big guy? 529 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,720 Dooley You know, after battle, dogs and men like a treat. 530 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,720 Jerry Lee was good, so he gets a treat! 531 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,520 Where�s he goin�? 532 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,640 Uh, he knows its treat time. 533 00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,400 - I cant believe you�re going to feed your dog this. 534 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,320 Surest way to kill him is with this garbage. 535 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,240 He should be eating nothing but senior maintenance. 536 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,720 You know what? I tried that senior maintenance. I liked it. I mean, with a beer. 537 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,280 Whimpering 538 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,800 I don�t have any money. I forgot my wallet at the station. 539 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:02,240 - You got $30 on you? - Figures. Yes. 540 00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,960 Whining 541 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,280 Zeus Barking 542 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:12,440 - Hey! What�s with your dog? - What? He�s fine. 543 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:14,360 - I don�t think he likes me. Barking 544 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,240 - What? What�s with this guy? - He has to go to the rest room. 545 00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:20,240 - Oh. Oh, to be a dog. - Excuse us. 546 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,280 No, no. He wants some privacy. Do you mind? 547 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,560 - The dog? - The dog. 548 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,400 - Thank you. - I like it myself sometimes. 549 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,560 Excuse me? Excuse me. 550 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,760 Have you seen a white poodle? 551 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,680 - White? - Mm-hmm. 552 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:43,920 Inhales Deeply No. Mm-mm. 553 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,960 Hurry up! 554 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,840 Jerry Lee Whining - Where�s your dog? 555 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,600 - Jerry Lee? Jerry Lee! Panting 556 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:57,600 - Hey, what language is it that you speak to that dog? 557 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,080 Dutch. He was trained in the Netherlands. 558 00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,560 Oh, the Netherlands! Scuse me! 559 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,480 Jerry Lee was trained in Oxnard. 560 00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,680 You know, the best K-9 dogs come from Oxnard. 561 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,080 I could learn so much from you, Dooley. 562 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,080 God, I hate it when people don�t pick up after their dogs! 563 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,000 Breed their dogs in the park. 564 00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,840 They don�t take care. They breed dogs in the park. That�s the worst thing- 565 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,000 Groaning 566 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,360 Dooley! What the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind? 567 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,160 - Jesus, do you always throw women around the park? - Stupid kid. 568 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:35,080 Screaming Let go. Tell the mutt get off. 569 00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:38,000 - Clog! Heineken! Heineken! Oppenheimer. Dutch Schultz! Sighing 570 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:41,800 - Come on, let go. Let go! - Zeus! Speaking Dutch 571 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,880 Moaning - Moron. 572 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:48,280 Dutch Groaning 573 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,600 - My shirt. He wrecked my shirt. Welles Cursing In Dutch 574 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,080 Jerry Lee! 575 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,400 Groans Shit! 576 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:05,680 Where have you been? What, did you take her out to dinner too? 577 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,320 Come on, I got your hot dog. 578 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,200 Scoffs You get lucky, I get shit. 579 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:17,880 Come on. What took you so long? 580 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:21,280 Dooley Hey, Welles, give me a - I thought he was gonna shoot ya. 581 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:23,880 Welles What? A kid with a toy gun was gonna shoot me? 582 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:25,880 Welles Continues, Indistinct 583 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,320 Checkmate. 584 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,480 Welles Why are we parking all the way out here? 585 00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:46,200 I don�t want anybody bangin� my doors. 586 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,160 Banging your doors? Your doors are all shot up. 587 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,320 - Don�t be so negative. - Oh, Zeus. Dutch 588 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,920 - Come on. - Hey, Jerry Lee. Come here. 589 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:58,920 Sniffing What is that smell? 590 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,840 - Smell? - Oh! 591 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,840 Yelling, Chattering 592 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,120 Mikey. What�s up, man? 593 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,920 Excuse me. 594 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,280 Knocking - Hello! 595 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,680 - You know where Fat Tommy is? - Never heard of him. 596 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:30,160 - Fat. Tommy. Big guy. - Never heard of him! 597 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:32,480 He�s big. He�s got a big belly. Is he at brunch now? 598 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,720 - Don�t know who you�re talking about. - Buffet? Lunch? Dinner? 599 00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,760 - Nope. - Come on, you must have seen him walkin down the street. 600 00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,360 - With a light on him, he looked like a fire truck? - Never. 601 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,920 Jerry Lee, you hear that? He never heard of Fat Tommy. 602 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,840 Thanks, man. Nice haircut. 603 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:53,920 Jerry Lee Whining - What? 604 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,440 I can do that. Keep your elbows up. 605 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,760 Little higher. That�s it, that�s it. Yeah. 606 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:03,680 Jerry Lee Whining 607 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,080 Gonna get some tape. 608 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,320 Gotta wrap the tape. 609 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:22,040 Inhales Sharply All right, everybody. Listen up! 610 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,600 Yo! Listen up! 611 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:26,520 Yo! I�m talkin� to you, Rocky! 612 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,720 I�m lookin� for the Fat Man. 613 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:35,240 Oh, I didn�t know this was "I�m not talkin� to the cop" day. I understand. 614 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,120 Hel-lo! 615 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,440 That�s quite a command you have there, Dooley. 616 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,720 Well, smarty-pants, 617 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,000 I thought maybe Id let you and the psycho dog, you know, do a little work. 618 00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:50,880 I think we will. 619 00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,960 Zeus! 620 00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:56,240 Shouts In Dutch Fight Bell Ringing 621 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,920 Zeus Growling 622 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,400 Panicky Shouting 623 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,680 Man Shouting Come on, lady, call your dog off! 624 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,400 You know, your dog has some real control issues. 625 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,320 Think you should work with him at it. 626 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,240 - You know. Zeus Growling 627 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,440 Dutch 628 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,000 Man Whose mutt is this? 629 00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:48,000 Okay. Now watch some real police work. 630 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,560 Man Get this dog outta here! 631 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,120 What the hell are you idiots doin up there? 632 00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,360 Hey, Fat Tommy, how ya doin? 633 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,600 Keep that dog away from me! 634 00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,240 Wow! Look at you! You�ve lost a lot of weight. 635 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,160 You�re lookin� good, Fat Tommy! 636 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:05,600 - What, did you have your stomach stapled? - Keep that dog away from me. 637 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,960 Ill sue you this time, I will. 638 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,640 You might have to, unless you tell me who�s sellin� the M-16 retrofit. 639 00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:14,240 I don�t know what you�re talkin� about. I�m a legitimate businessman. 640 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,440 Say hello to Jackie Hammer. Maybe you heard of him. 641 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:20,600 They call him "Fists of Steel. " 642 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,280 He�s the super middleweight kickboxing champion. 643 00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,560 He�s the ultimate fightin� champ. 644 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,120 I don�t get that pay-per-view, you know? 645 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,640 I�m sure he�s very good. I�m very impressed. You impressed, Jerry Lee? 646 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,720 Show him, Jackie. 647 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,200 Shouting, Yelling 648 00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:54,080 Fat Tommy Jackie, stay away from that dog. 649 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,680 Hey, Fat Tommy, what are you worried about? He�s a good doggie. 650 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,560 Ooh! 651 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,480 Good thing your boys got a cup on, huh? 652 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:11,280 - Otherwise, he�d be known as Little Jackie Hammer. Whimpering 653 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,400 I bet you got a lot of money on this guy, huh? 654 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,120 What kind of a psycho would teach a dog to do something like that? 655 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,840 Actually, he taught himself. Jerry Lee. 656 00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,800 Crowd Groaning, Moaning 657 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:29,560 Yelling - Yah! 658 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,800 The name, fat man, or the boy loses his nuts. 659 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:39,040 Speaking In A High Voice Tell him. Please. 660 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,800 - Phil Cage. - Phil Cage? As in, "Phil�s Salvage Yard"? 661 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:45,200 - Yeah. - Jerry Lee. 662 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,000 You can let go now. Jerry! 663 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,400 Whimpering 664 00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:56,800 By the way, you look good. You�ve lost a lot of weight. 665 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,480 - Keep it up. - Thanks, Dooley. I�m in the zone. 666 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,240 Yeah, its workin� for you. 667 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,560 Fat Tommy I told you guys never to get caught in the corner. 668 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,760 - What was all that Kung Fu crap about? - It wasn�t Kung Fu. 669 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,440 It was Krav Maga. God, Dooley, get out of the 70s. 670 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:14,480 Zeus and I trained for two months at the Israeli Defense Force. 671 00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:17,640 Oh, yeah? What did they feed him? "Kibbutz n� Bits"? 672 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,160 Ah, "Kibbutz n� Bits. " Did you like that? 673 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,520 Come on, now, I know you thought that was funny. You�re laughing inside. 674 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,480 You shouldn�t hold it in like that. It�s not good for your health. 675 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,280 Boxers Chattering 676 00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,880 Coins Clattering, Phone Dinging 677 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,680 Phil�s Salvage. This is Phil speaking. 678 00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:46,200 Dooley and the police are raiding your place in ten minutes. 679 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,960 Who is this? 680 00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,040 Hangs Up Receiver Dial Tone 681 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,760 Get the boys, get the money, 682 00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,680 get the guns, we gotta get the hell out of here. 683 00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,160 Welles Whistles This is the perfect place for your car. 684 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,560 - Shall I call and have a black-and-white pick us up? Chuckles 685 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,600 Very funny. Cute. Almost quaint. 686 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:20,760 Engine Rattles, Stops - I�m gonna go and talk to Phil. 687 00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,680 - I want you to stay in the car. - What? 688 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,800 - Stay! - I�m not a dog. 689 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:29,760 Well, that�s obvious. Dogs listen. Guffaws 690 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,680 This time, were going in the front. 691 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,160 - Fine! Its your choice! - Oh, you�re actually giving me a choice? 692 00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,680 - Yeah. Front, back? - Well take the front. 693 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,400 - Fine. - No, no, no, no, no. I see what you�re doing here. 694 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,720 - What do you want? - I want the front. 695 00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,240 - Then well take the front. - FinI�lllll take the back. 696 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:49,400 - What happened to "Jerry Lee and I don�t do back doors"? - I�m trying to compromise, dear. 697 00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,480 - You want the back? - Yes. 698 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,920 - Then well take the back. - Fine. I�ll take the front. 699 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,040 No way! That�s what you wanted me to say, and that�s what you wanted me to take. 700 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,640 - Well take the front. - Fine! Take the front! 701 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:05,080 - I don�t care! - Sure you don�t. We�ll take the back. 702 00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:09,720 - Zeus! Whispering Bad dog. Bad dog. 703 00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,840 Works every time. Come on. Chuckles 704 00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:30,880 All right. Keep your eyes open, Jer. 705 00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,560 Man That you, Dooley? - Yeah, its me, Phil. 706 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,640 Hey, Phil. What�s goin� on here? I thought you went legit. 707 00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:48,800 Oh, I could bullshit you, Dooley, but the truth is, its easy money. 708 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,560 Zeus Growling - Come on! 709 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,320 - Those new guns, Phil? - How do you like�em? 710 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,320 Well, from this point of view, they�re quite impressive. 711 00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,440 You know, Phil, this is your third strike. 712 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,800 - They�re gonna throw away the key. - Why do you think I�m shootin�? 713 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:07,360 - Its nothin� personal. - That�s nice to hear. 714 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,720 - That�s very caring, loving and supportive. - I had a good mother. 715 00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:12,960 - Zeus, stay! Growls 716 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,400 Oh, boy. 717 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,920 - Dance! Dance! Screaming 718 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,680 - Dance! Screaming 719 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:19,920 - Ah, what is life if not to dance! Screams 720 00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,360 Growling, Barking Phil Screaming 721 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,480 - What kind of piece you usin�? - 9mm, standard issue. 722 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,560 - Yeah, I could set you up with something special. - Yeah? 723 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,840 Tell me about that M-16 retrofit. 724 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,520 Chuckles Little too pricey for you, Dooley. 725 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,720 - You got any names? - I didn�t ask it! 726 00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,680 - You know what he looked like? - I wasn�t looking at his face, I was looking at the money. 727 00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,600 I�m sure he looked like your average, creepy kind of gun nut. 728 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,120 - A lot like you! - Well, Phil, you�re gonna need that sense of humor... 729 00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:00,040 when they lock you away for the rest of your life... 730 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,000 Wearin� that cute little sun dress. 731 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:08,200 Whispers Okay. Whining 732 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,520 Screaming 733 00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,200 - You cook too? - A lot of takeout. 734 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,520 Cuff him. Call for backup. 735 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,760 I�m goin� after Phil. 736 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,320 Come on, Jerry Lee. 737 00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:38,400 Oh-oh-oh, man! 738 00:48:40,080 --> 00:48:42,000 Down! Down! My car! 739 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,520 Move, move, move, move, move, move, move! 740 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:01,560 Down! 741 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,720 Jerry Lee Barking 742 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,040 My car! 743 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:10,640 Oh, no. Not the running thing again. 744 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,720 Come on! Sighs 745 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,880 Yeah, yeah. Look at that. Look at that bike. 746 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,480 Grunts Come on, come on! 747 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,360 - Drop the gun! - I cant. 748 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,200 Dutch 749 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,280 Growling Jerry Lee Barking 750 00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:43,160 Jerry Lee? Where are you? 751 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:51,600 Dooley Jerry Lee! 752 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,360 Oh! Oh! Holy shit! 753 00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,160 Groaning 754 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,800 Groans You�re under arrest! 755 00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,640 You have the right to remain unconscious. 756 00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:27,960 Anything you dream will be held against you in a court of law. 757 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,800 Barking - Its about time you got here, Jerry Lee! 758 00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:43,440 Jerry Lee? 759 00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:53,320 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 760 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:57,000 Jerry Lees fine. He only drinks water every couple days. 761 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,920 Just like a camel. 762 00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:02,040 - Probably on his fathers side. - That�s an interesting trait. 763 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,040 Its very efficient too. He pees all at once. 764 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,880 Is your dog on steroids or something? 765 00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:11,000 - No. Why? - I�ve never seen a dog like that not pant. 766 00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,400 He�s not tired. 767 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,800 - How old is Jerry Lee? - Oh, I don�t know. 768 00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,200 Well, how long have you two been together? 769 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:20,520 Its the longest relationship I�ve ever had. 770 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,440 You�ve got everything tied up here, 771 00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:24,360 so we�ve got a couple of personal things to take care of. 772 00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,280 Come on. Come on. 773 00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,680 Man Ah, too bad, Dooley. Where are the marshmallows? 774 00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,160 Can somebody give me a ride? 775 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,960 Sighs 776 00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,760 Oh, this is a hill! 777 00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,000 Ohh. 778 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,640 Grunting 779 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,720 Ah, this is too much. 780 00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,640 Phew! 781 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:57,120 You know, this isn�t a bad mode of transportation, Jerry Lee. 782 00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,720 No gasoline, no insurance. 783 00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:02,160 No parking tickets. 784 00:52:02,240 --> 00:52:05,200 I gotta get a little carriage seat for you in the back, though. 785 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:12,680 - Hard day, huh, Jer? Whines 786 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:16,040 A lot of action today. 787 00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,320 Hey. Come here. 788 00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,400 Come up on my spot. 789 00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:24,600 You can sit up on my spot. Attaboy. 790 00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:28,360 There you go. I just love ya the way you are. 791 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:31,480 Good dog. Powerful dog. 792 00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:35,200 - Handsome dog. Pretty dog. Whining 793 00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:38,280 Yeah. 794 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:40,680 Hey, you want some chili? 795 00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,120 Oh, you want more brush? 796 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,160 You want some chili? I can make you some chili. 797 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:52,000 Got pretty ears. Look at your ears, how pretty they are. 798 00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,520 Look at that. You�re so handsome. 799 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:02,080 Alarm Beeping 800 00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,880 Slaps Radio, Alarm Stops 801 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,600 Truck Motor Rumbling - Hmm. 802 00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:17,560 Glass, Metal Crashing 803 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,720 Hey! Hey! Hey, that�s my car. 804 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:27,760 No, no, no, no. Its not junk. It�s not junk. 805 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,080 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on! 806 00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:32,800 Get this thing out of here. No, no. Not my car. 807 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,720 Get this garbage truck out of here! 808 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,320 Back it, back it. Back it. Back it up. Up! Up! Up! 809 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,840 Look, I just had it towed back here. 810 00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,880 What the hell do you think you�re doin�? 811 00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:46,160 My car! 812 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:48,600 For cryin out loud. 813 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,680 A ticket! 814 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:53,720 Whistling Jerry Lee? 815 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:56,000 Continues Whistling 816 00:53:58,080 --> 00:53:59,920 Hey, Jer? 817 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:02,800 Made your favorite coffee. 818 00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:06,560 Half cream, three tablespoons of sugar. 819 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,720 Hey, Jer. 820 00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:15,640 I think its a good idea you stay home today. 821 00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:17,760 Take a nap. Get a little rest. 822 00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,000 I�m gonna put on some videos for ya. 823 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:23,280 There, look, I got, uh- I got Beethoven, your favorite. 824 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:27,200 The original. Jer? 825 00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:30,200 Dooley Oh, Jer. 826 00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:34,080 Sighs 827 00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:44,960 Jerry Lee? 828 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,880 - What are you doing? Whimpers Softly 829 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,040 - We cant go in this car. Whimpers 830 00:54:53,120 --> 00:54:54,960 Jerry Lee, you cant go. 831 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:57,880 You cant go to work with me today. 832 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,280 Jerry Lee, come on. Go inside. 833 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,360 Go inside. 834 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,480 Oh, you�re playing Mr. Deaf, are ya? 835 00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,280 Do you want a time-out? You want a time-out? 836 00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,240 Fine. Time-out! 837 00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:20,000 Time-outs over. Now you�re grounded. You are grounded, young man. 838 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:24,920 You go up into your room, no music, no TV, no Beethoven, no park! 839 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,880 You gotta go to the bathroom? Backyard for you. 840 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,080 Backyard! 841 00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,560 Come on! 842 00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:33,480 I�m gonna count to three, 843 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,200 and if you�re not upstairs, in that room, 844 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,120 you�re in big trouble. 845 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,760 Whines - One. 846 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,680 Motorcycle Approaching - Two. 847 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:49,120 Two and a half. 848 00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:52,040 - Three! Fine! Barks 849 00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:54,920 Fine, go! Run away, 850 00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,480 Mr. Independent, I- Dont-Need-Mr. Dooley! 851 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,200 Go on, Jerry Lee! Go with your friends! 852 00:56:00,240 --> 00:56:04,680 - Sure, grass is greener on the other side, huh? - Who are you yelling at? 853 00:56:04,720 --> 00:56:08,080 - Jerry Lee. - Why? 854 00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,960 Oh, Mr. Big Shot decided to run away. 855 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:13,880 All right, so, jump in the car. 856 00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,360 - Well go look for him. Zeus will seek him out. - No, no, no, no. 857 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:20,640 He has to come to me. That�s the prodigal son. He�s gotta go and come back. 858 00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:25,600 I would be doing him damage if I went and chased him down the street. 859 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,120 I am not gonna do it. 860 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:30,720 Whistling Jerry Lee? 861 00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:32,840 He�s just been actin� so weird. 862 00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:35,840 - Did he ever run away before? - No. 863 00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,440 - He�s very sensitive. - Just like you. 864 00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:42,320 - I�m not sensitive. He�s sensitive. I�m - Barking 865 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:44,440 I�m just moody. 866 00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,400 Dooley Jerry Lee! 867 00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:52,160 Well, maybe Byers is right. 868 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:55,000 - Maybe Jerry Lee just cant cut it anymore. - Byers said that? 869 00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:57,640 - Yeah, more than once. - So, that�s why he assigned us to you. 870 00:56:57,680 --> 00:56:59,560 Yep. 871 00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:03,240 Where is he going? 872 00:57:04,560 --> 00:57:08,320 Barking Dooley There he is! 873 00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:11,600 Welles In front of the storage building. 874 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:13,520 Jerry Lee! 875 00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:15,560 Jerry Lee, what are you doing? 876 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,400 I�m sorry, Jerry Lee. Did I hurt your feelings? 877 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:23,760 - What�s with you? - He�s not running away, Dooley. He wants you to follow him. 878 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,960 Jerry Lee Barking 879 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,880 Zeus, come! 880 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:40,440 - I think he�s on to something. - I hate stairs. 881 00:57:41,960 --> 00:57:43,800 Jerry Lee? 882 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:51,280 What do you got? He�s keying in on something. 883 00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,440 Whimpering - Okay. 884 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,480 Okay, Jerry Lee, back off. 885 00:58:04,560 --> 00:58:06,920 - Move out of the way. - What are you doing? 886 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,600 I�m picking the lock. We do it all the time. 887 00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,520 That�s what worries me. 888 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,520 Sighs You have a better idea? - Yes. 889 00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:18,400 One of us will stake out the room from across the hall, the other will go get a warrant. 890 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,840 Jerry Lee and I do not do warrants. 891 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,760 Or back doors. What else don�t you do? 892 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,280 We don�t do flavored coffee. We don�t do aroma therapy. We don�t do raw fish. 893 00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:28,240 - Normally known as sushi. - Yes, we don�t do that. 894 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:30,880 We don�t do tofu. We don�t do collagen. We don�t do colonics. 895 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,720 We don�t do e-mail. We don�t do head shrinkers, group therapy, social workers. 896 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,720 We don�t do cute little doggy outfits. We don�t do shopping. 897 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,560 - We don�t do Near Beer or little speedos. - Thank God. 898 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,400 - And we don�t do sporks. - I get the point. I�ll get the warrant. 899 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,120 - Don�t touch the lock. Jerry Lee Whines 900 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:52,280 And we don�t do, "Ooh, is that a pimple on your back? Can I squeeze it?" 901 00:58:57,280 --> 00:58:59,160 Zeus Barks 902 00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:06,920 - Jerry Lee, she didn�t say we can�t touch that lock. Gunshot 903 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,800 Jerry Lee Howling 904 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,120 - That�s it. Howling Continues 905 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,520 You�re a good singer. 906 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,560 Howling Intensifies - Okay, were done singing now. All right? You happy? 907 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:23,200 Stop it! Stop! Come on. The bad guys gonna hear us. 908 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,920 Yeah, see? Look. I could stuff you and put you on the wall. 909 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:28,840 See? Like a moose head. 910 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,960 You know, you�re the best dog I ever had. 911 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:47,000 You�re the only dog I ever had, but you�re still the number one guy. 912 00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,280 You know, this is hard for me to say, but- 913 00:59:54,200 --> 00:59:56,680 Whimpers Sniffing 914 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,520 - Get away from me. Is that you? Was that you? Whimpers 915 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,760 Oh, my God! That is rancid! Groaning 916 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:08,520 Banging On Door 917 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,320 Gagging 918 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:14,720 - What did you eat? Banging Continues 919 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,960 Did you just cut another one? Did you? 920 01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,160 Gagging Continues There�s something alien in you! 921 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:22,880 Whew! Whew! Whew! Whew! 922 01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:25,680 You�re off that lamb and rice diet! 923 01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,040 Oh, God! Coughing 924 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:32,080 Dooley! 925 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,720 - Oh! Whimpering 926 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:39,360 Oh! Oh! 927 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:41,880 What is that smell? 928 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:45,920 - What? What smell? - Oh, don�t tell me you don�t have a sense of smell. 929 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,760 - My God! My eyes are watering. - It was Jerry Lee! 930 01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:51,680 - Stop blaming the dog. - Honest to God, it was Jerry Lee. 931 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:54,080 - That is so sad, man. You need to go to a doctor. - No! 932 01:00:54,160 --> 01:00:56,160 - I swear! It was Jerry Lee! Whimpers Softly 933 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,120 All right, I got the warrant. Shoot off the lock. 934 01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:02,560 I advise you to wait, however, considering the gas in this room. 935 01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,480 - You�re gonna blow us up. Gunshot 936 01:01:08,520 --> 01:01:10,400 Seek. 937 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,160 Oh, yeah, he�s a gun nut, all right. 938 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:23,040 Welles Looks like he�s some kind of writer. 939 01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,080 Everything�s written under a different name. 940 01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,440 He�s got pictures of his girlfriend or his wife hanging up. 941 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,320 What? 942 01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:38,080 Its not his wife. It�s mine. 943 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,920 Jerry Lee Whimpering 944 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:55,200 Welles They�re picking up the manuscripts later. 945 01:01:55,240 --> 01:01:58,640 So, what do you think? I mean, they�re all cop stories. Every one of ��em. 946 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,360 Tracy was an editor. 947 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,560 That rejection letter she wrote was really nice. 948 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,840 Tracy was nice in every way. 949 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,920 That�s why you disappeared that night that we, um- 950 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,160 Kissed? 951 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,080 Yes. 952 01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,680 I�m sorry about that. 953 01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,840 No, don�t be sorry. It was nothing to apologize for. You just weren�t ready. 954 01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,760 Maybe. 955 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:37,480 Dooley, you really gotta stop blaming yourself for what happened. 956 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,720 No, I�m serious. Listen, people die. 957 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:43,400 That is a fact of life. 958 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,360 You�re a really good cop. 959 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:50,360 And so is Jerry Lee. You got really great instincts. 960 01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:53,760 You know? And they cant teach you that. 961 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,720 Trust me, I know. 962 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:00,120 - Thanks. - You�re welcome. 963 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:02,600 Barking 964 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:08,360 - Is he gonna bite me? - Probably. 965 01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,360 You know, that dog is very co-dependent. 966 01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:16,040 - Can I take him in the other room? - You can try. 967 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:22,760 - Zeus? Ham, cheese? Chuckles 968 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,200 - Look what I got. Look what I got. Growling 969 01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,560 Come on. Lets go in the other room. 970 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,480 That�s good. Come on. Come on. Come on. 971 01:03:29,520 --> 01:03:32,960 That�s my finger. No, that�s my finger. That�s my finger. 972 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,720 You want a time-out? Want a time-out? Want a time-out? 973 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,960 My finger, my finger. Let go, let go, let go. 974 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,280 - Thank you. - Dooley! 975 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:45,440 - I�m not gonna share. - Dooley, come here! 976 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:48,120 - What? - Come here. 977 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,720 - What? - This guy- This guy is writing about you. 978 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,680 He�s got everything. He�s got the bank shoot-out, Harry Stipe, Fat Tommy. 979 01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:58,640 - Who wrote this? - Um, I don�t know. A guy named Jeffery Barnes. 980 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,240 - Probably a fake name. - Barnes. 981 01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:05,440 - No. - These all have different pen names. 982 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,560 Who�s the hero? 983 01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:09,520 Devon Lane. 984 01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:11,760 Right? Yeah. Devon Lane. 985 01:04:11,840 --> 01:04:14,800 Devon Lane. Devon Lane. 986 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:19,480 I don�t know why I- I know Devon Lane. 987 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:21,680 Devon Lane turned in a manuscript to Tracy. 988 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,680 She rejected it, but she wanted me to meet with him... 989 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,760 to talk to him about what is was like to be a cop. 990 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:30,120 He was really strange. 991 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,480 He kept staring at her through the whole- 992 01:04:32,560 --> 01:04:34,400 Wait. 993 01:04:34,480 --> 01:04:36,800 I�m gonna have an APB put out on him immediately. 994 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,080 - Good work. - You too. 995 01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,000 Man On TV, Indistinct 996 01:05:03,280 --> 01:05:05,200 - Hey. - Hi. 997 01:05:05,240 --> 01:05:07,360 Chuckles I�m kinda hungry. 998 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,560 - You hungry? You wanna eat? - Yeah. 999 01:05:09,640 --> 01:05:11,480 - Yes! - I am a good cook. 1000 01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:14,320 I am a great cook. I�m gonna fix you something. 1001 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:16,520 Okay. 1002 01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:18,880 You�re gonna love it. You�re just gonna love it. 1003 01:05:20,760 --> 01:05:22,960 Glass Breaks Growls 1004 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,720 Ill clean it up. I�ll clean it up. 1005 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:28,640 Glass Breaking Whimpers 1006 01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:32,560 Damn! I�m gonna get tupperware. 1007 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,800 Man On TV The government bill to crack down on laboratory experiments... 1008 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,320 on animals is expected to become law today. 1009 01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:41,160 Man #2 ... then you should try Smith Kennels Table Scrap Snacks. 1010 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:45,040 They taste and look just like the scraps your dog begs for at the table. 1011 01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:48,360 Small, delectable pieces of toast crust, scrambled egg bits- 1012 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,640 TV Continues, Indistinct 1013 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:54,240 Your dog will beg for more. Here are some happy users. 1014 01:05:54,320 --> 01:05:56,520 Man #3 Yeah, I came home for dinner late last night, 1015 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:59,240 and I saw the dog was just chomping away- 1016 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:03,640 Growling 1017 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:05,320 Growling Continues 1018 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,160 "Coldsky. " "Brrrsky. " 1019 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:12,600 All right, all right. I�m dropping it. 1020 01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:16,560 Hey. 1021 01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,680 Wanna go for a walk? 1022 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,760 Go for a walk? 1023 01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:28,080 Whispers Watch her. 1024 01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:30,160 Okay, don�t move. 1025 01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,160 TV Continues, Indistinct 1026 01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:37,400 Okay, a date. I wanna take her out on a date. 1027 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,960 Date. "Daten-wagen. " 1028 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,280 "Daten-varganaire. " "Daten-schwarnenegger. " 1029 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:48,640 Tulips. Heineken, Amsterdam, clogs. 1030 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:51,040 I gotta get a Dutch dictionary. 1031 01:06:52,680 --> 01:06:54,520 All right. 1032 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,280 I mean, she, you know- She came on- What? 1033 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,200 You gotta go? You gotta go? 1034 01:07:01,240 --> 01:07:03,600 Zeus Urinating 1035 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:10,360 You know, I like this neighbor. She�s a really nice old lady. You shouldn�t- 1036 01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,480 Oh, my God. 1037 01:07:14,520 --> 01:07:17,960 All I got are twenties. That�s all I got is a twenty. 1038 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:24,120 Oh, my God! 1039 01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,040 Man On TV Call this toll-free number now... 1040 01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:29,160 to order this revolutionary new dog snack risk-free. 1041 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,080 If your dog doesn�t really love them, 1042 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,640 just return the unused portion for a full refund. 1043 01:07:33,720 --> 01:07:37,280 Smith Kennels Table Scrap Snacks- the healthy alternative. 1044 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,960 If your pet experiences drowsiness, hair loss or diarrhea- 1045 01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:41,880 TV Shuts Off 1046 01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:01,320 Whispers Good night, Zeus. 1047 01:08:25,760 --> 01:08:27,640 Whimpers 1048 01:08:57,760 --> 01:08:59,600 Sighs 1049 01:09:08,280 --> 01:09:10,400 Cat Screeches Barks 1050 01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:56,120 Come on. Go to sleep. 1051 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:59,160 Go to sleep. 1052 01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:07,240 Zeus, lets go. 1053 01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,600 Door Closes 1054 01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:01,480 Good morning. 1055 01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,640 Jerry Lee Whimpers - Good morning. 1056 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:08,120 Good morning. "Guten-morning. " 1057 01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:10,400 Barks 1058 01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:13,240 What do you think? 1059 01:11:13,320 --> 01:11:15,680 Like it? 1060 01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,680 Okay, bud, its you and me. 1061 01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,120 Growls Softly - Don�t blow it. 1062 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,120 Breakfast, anyone? 1063 01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:33,000 Whimpers - Was it something we said? 1064 01:11:34,840 --> 01:11:36,720 Did she leave? 1065 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,120 Well, its you and me again, Jerry Lee. Come on, outside. 1066 01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:10,320 Whimpers - Come on, come on, come on. Leave me the marshmallows. 1067 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:17,520 Telephone Ringing 1068 01:12:17,600 --> 01:12:20,880 She�s calling, probably to apologize. Come on. 1069 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,800 Ringing Continues 1070 01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:31,120 Hello. You know, you could�ve stayed for breakfast. 1071 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:34,960 Devon I heard you finally got around to reading my masterpiece. 1072 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:37,560 Poignant, huh? 1073 01:12:37,680 --> 01:12:39,520 You wanna know the ending? 1074 01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:43,240 If you get to her first, she lives. If you don�t, she dies. 1075 01:12:43,280 --> 01:12:45,160 How�s that for real, Dooley? 1076 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,680 See you soon. 1077 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,160 Dial Tone 1078 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,240 Shit. 1079 01:12:57,360 --> 01:12:59,200 Where�s that number? 1080 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:03,120 Dialing 1081 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:07,320 Ringing 1082 01:13:07,440 --> 01:13:10,160 Zeus Barking 1083 01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,240 Pick it up. Pick it up. Come on. Answer it. 1084 01:13:12,320 --> 01:13:15,600 Ringing Barking Continues 1085 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:17,520 Pick it up! 1086 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:21,120 Damn it! 1087 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,000 Groans 1088 01:13:40,720 --> 01:13:42,560 Telephone Ringing 1089 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:49,040 Byers. Hey, Dooley. 1090 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,480 What? Wait, slow down. Slow down. 1091 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,400 What are you talking about? 1092 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:56,080 He�s after her. Welles, that�s who! Welles! 1093 01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:58,680 Oh, no, no. Come on. Huh? 1094 01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:00,640 He would never come here. He�s not that crazy. 1095 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,680 - Listen to me! Welles You�re completely surrounded. 1096 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,960 - Shut up! - You�re in a police station, 1097 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,880 - for Gods sakes. - Oh, my God. 1098 01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:10,840 Indistinct Yelling, Shouting 1099 01:14:10,960 --> 01:14:12,840 Gunfire Continues 1100 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:16,080 Barking - Hey! 1101 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:18,400 Hey! Hey, what are you doing? 1102 01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:20,760 What are you doing with all these tickets? You�re following me! 1103 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:24,120 You got a vengeance- A boot? You put- 1104 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:28,920 I need a ride! There�s an emergency going on. I need to take- 1105 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,120 Here. Here, I�m sorry. You want this? 1106 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:33,280 You want this? That�s what I think- Hey! 1107 01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,880 Get in. Ill show her. 1108 01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:42,880 Hmm! 1109 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:45,920 Officer Get down! Get down! 1110 01:14:46,040 --> 01:14:48,960 - I cant see him! Officer #2 We�re under fire! 1111 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,560 Devon Take your shot! 1112 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,520 - Goddamn it! Put your gun down! Byers Hold your fire! Get down! 1113 01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:06,720 - Stop that man! Welles Everybody get down! 1114 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,200 Devon Shut up! - Its all over. 1115 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:13,400 Byers Lay down, everybody! Lay down! 1116 01:15:15,120 --> 01:15:17,400 Oh, for crying out loud. 1117 01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:38,120 Byers Hold your fire! He�s backing out! 1118 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:41,000 - Okay, lets move up! Come on! Officer Move! Move! 1119 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,200 Come here! 1120 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:45,360 Zeus, go on back! 1121 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:50,400 Gunfire Continues Welles Back up! 1122 01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:55,280 - You�ll never make it out of the building. - That�s not the ending I wrote. 1123 01:15:58,000 --> 01:16:01,880 - Hey! - Well, the good guy finally arrives, 1124 01:16:01,960 --> 01:16:04,200 just in time to see another loved one die. 1125 01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:06,240 Let her go. This is between you and me. 1126 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:09,600 I got the station locked down, Dooley. He cant get out. 1127 01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:11,720 Now, put the gun down, Devon, and nobody gets hurt! 1128 01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:14,080 Did you know he killed his wife? 1129 01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:18,240 I didn�t kill her. Tracy was very sick, and she died. 1130 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,200 Sick of you. Sick of being a cops wife. 1131 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,840 You drove her to an early grave. 1132 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,760 Growling 1133 01:16:26,840 --> 01:16:29,960 - Get your dog back. Get him back, Dooley. Dooley Cant do that. 1134 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,960 You think he listens to me? 1135 01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:36,400 Get your dog back, Dooley. Get him back, or Ill shoot him right now. 1136 01:16:36,480 --> 01:16:38,360 Tracy loved that dog. 1137 01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,000 - Loved that dog more than anything. - Not more than me. 1138 01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:44,800 - She didn�t even know you! - Yes, she did. She read my book. 1139 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,960 That�s me in that book. 1140 01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:50,240 She said I had potential. She believed in me. 1141 01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:53,360 Dooley I�m sorry I didn�t like your book. - You didn�t even read it. 1142 01:16:53,440 --> 01:16:55,320 I read part of it. 1143 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,920 Devon Tracy didn�t have any problems with my writing being real. 1144 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:02,400 She liked my work! I wont shoot the dog. I�ll shoot her. 1145 01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:04,360 - Shoot him, Dooley. Just take him out. - Shut up! 1146 01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:06,680 - Shut up, Byers! - Shut up, Byers! - Shoot him! 1147 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:09,160 Shut up! I�m not gonna shoot him. 1148 01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:11,800 - He needs help! - I don�t need help. 1149 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,760 - Yes, you do. Growling 1150 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:18,120 Tracy would want you to get help. 1151 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,360 - She would? - Yes, she would. 1152 01:17:21,440 --> 01:17:24,000 - You�re just saying that. - No, I�m not. 1153 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,120 - You�re lying to me. - I�m not. 1154 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,720 Yes, you are. You�re lying to me. 1155 01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:32,160 All right. I�m lying to you. 1156 01:17:32,240 --> 01:17:34,240 I cant help you. 1157 01:17:34,320 --> 01:17:38,520 I don�t wanna help you. You�re an idiot. You�re a nut. You�re a jerk. 1158 01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:41,160 You understand English, or do I need to speak in Dutch? 1159 01:17:41,280 --> 01:17:44,040 Zeus! Dutch 1160 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:48,200 Yelling, Shouting 1161 01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:56,080 - You all right? - Yeah. 1162 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,520 Byers He�s going upstairs! Let�s go! 1163 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:02,960 Come on, Dooley! You can make it! 1164 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:09,520 Only two more flights, Dooley! 1165 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,400 Jerry Lee Barking Devon Come on, old man! 1166 01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:29,280 Groans 1167 01:18:33,080 --> 01:18:35,280 Jerry Lee Barking 1168 01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:38,640 I need E.M.S. vehicles and a SWAT team on the roof. Right away! 1169 01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:41,640 You�re pathetic, Dooley! 1170 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:46,360 What Tracy saw in you, Ill never know. 1171 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:48,360 Groaning - You didn�t deserve her! 1172 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,680 Aah! 1173 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:03,040 She said my character was strong. 1174 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:07,600 She said I had potential! 1175 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:23,000 Come on, Dooley! 1176 01:19:23,080 --> 01:19:25,120 Come on, old man! 1177 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:27,560 Panting, Groaning 1178 01:19:27,600 --> 01:19:29,960 She wrote me a letter, Dooley! She ever write you a letter? 1179 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:31,920 You moron! 1180 01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:35,440 That letter she wrote you was a rejection letter! 1181 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,520 Rejection? 1182 01:19:37,640 --> 01:19:41,680 - Aah! - How do you like the ending to my book, Dooley? 1183 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,880 - Do it! - Ill do it when I�m ready. 1184 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,560 Do it! 1185 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:50,080 Go ahead! Do it! 1186 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:52,520 Shut up! 1187 01:19:52,560 --> 01:19:54,720 I�m in control here, Dooley. 1188 01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:58,040 This is my story, not yours! 1189 01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,560 Where do you want it? 1190 01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:06,480 Cause I�m deciding where you should get the next bullet. 1191 01:20:06,600 --> 01:20:09,440 You got any preferences? 1192 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:11,760 Is this real enough for you, Dooley? 1193 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:20,440 - You did it! What took you so long? Whimpering 1194 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:23,920 Indistinct Shouting - I knew you could do it, buddy. 1195 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,760 Welles, cuff him. 1196 01:20:51,480 --> 01:20:53,640 Jerry Lee Barking 1197 01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:00,800 Wait! You cant have dogs in here. 1198 01:21:00,920 --> 01:21:03,160 They�re police officers, ma�am. 1199 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:05,080 They�re dogs! Get them out of here. 1200 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:08,120 The California State Health Code, section 4578, says absolutely... 1201 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:11,240 under no circumstances are dogs allowed in the hospital. 1202 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:16,760 Woman On P.A., Indistinct 1203 01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:18,640 Whimpers 1204 01:21:35,360 --> 01:21:37,320 Barks Softly 1205 01:21:58,120 --> 01:21:59,960 Muttering 1206 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,320 What? Come on. Jerry Lee. 1207 01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,440 Come on. Don�t slime me. Your breath is so bad. 1208 01:22:05,560 --> 01:22:08,520 What have you been eating? Chuckling 1209 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,640 Okay. I�m okay. 1210 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,000 Don�t do that! Groans 1211 01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,200 Welles, I wanna thank you for picking me up. 1212 01:22:17,240 --> 01:22:19,200 Are you actually showing me some gratitude, Dooley? 1213 01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:21,800 - Well, yeah, I�m trying. - Good boy. 1214 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:23,920 - I am not a dog. - Yes, you are. 1215 01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:25,840 - Dogs get treats. - Treats? 1216 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:28,160 Dinner. What do you want? Chinese or Italian? 1217 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:30,320 Oh, you pick. Your choice. 1218 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:32,800 - Oh, you�re actually giving me a choice? - Yes, your choice. 1219 01:22:32,880 --> 01:22:37,000 - Well, then I pick Chinese. - Chinese is fine. 1220 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,280 No, that�s what you wanted me to say. We�re going for Italian. 1221 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,720 - Well, Italian is fine. - You actually want Italian? 1222 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:44,640 - Yes. - Then we are going for Chinese. 1223 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:47,960 - Chinese is fine. I don�t care. - Yeah, sure you don�t. 1224 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:50,240 Works every time, Jerry Lee. 96905

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