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[barking]
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Jesus, Bruno.
You owe this dog money or something?
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Yo, why don't you use
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some of that dog magic
and settle him down?
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There's no point.
These Xolo dogs--they never listen.
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You're right about that.
These city Xolos are something else.
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NAW BITCH, I WANT YOU DEAD.
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IF I WASN'T ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' LEASH,
I'D COME OVER THERE AND WRECK YOUR SHIT.
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YOU HEAR ME?
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I'M GUNNA KILL YOU THEN I'M GUNNA EAT YOU.
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THEN I'M GUNNA SHIT YOU OUT ON
YOUR BITCH-ASS OWNERS SHOES.
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YA FEEL ME?
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Hey, excuse me. My man...
you want to control your dog?
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Aw, he doesn't mean it.
I'm selling him, if you're interested.
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He doesn't usually bark this much.
He's a great dog.
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I travel a lot. I don't give him the time
he deserves. I'll give him to you cheap.
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This dog is two seconds away
from pulling out a switchblade.
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I'M GUNNA KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.
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I'M GUNNA KILL ANYONE THAT
EVER EVEN LOOKED AT YOU.
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THIS BITCH THAT'S WALKING ME?
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I'M GUNNA KILL HIM
FOR JUST HAVING SEEN YOU.
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Get that psychopath away from Bruno.
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A hundred dollars and he's yours.
These Xolos start at a thousand.
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You couldn't pay me a hundred dollars
to take that crazy Xolo.
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THIS AIN'T OVER BITCH. I'M GUNNA FIND YOU.
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Anyway, like I was telling you
the other day,
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I'm going through a lot of stress,
a lot of things.
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Papi's not listening to me.
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Shitting in the house.
Pissing in the house.
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I'm going insane, yo.
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Well, sometimes the dog
can pick up on the stress of the owner
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and end up stressed themselves.
Maybe that's what it is.
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I don't think so, yo. You know,
the other day, Harvey was advis--
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No, no, no.
Don't listen to Harvey, all right?
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Harvey doesn't know what the hell
he's talking about. I'm--
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-Hey, hey, don't touch my...
- ♪ La la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la ♪
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-♪ La la la la ♪
-...dog.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
He's just so cute.
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Does he do any tricks?
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Uh... yeah. Bruno, sit.
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Oh. So he sits.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Anything else?
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You like this, don't you?
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I do. Heh.
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Well, I got one for you.
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Bruno... roll over.
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-You should take my number.
-Yeah, sure.
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[keypad beeps;
ringtone chimes]
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♪ It's Bruno ♪
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♪ My little funny Bruno ♪
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♪ Bruno ♪
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♪ Yep, it's Bruno ♪
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[slurps]
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You got to try these morir soñandos.
They're the best in the city.
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[man] Morir soñando--
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a beverage that originated from
the Dominican Republic
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in which evaporated milk,
orange juice, and cane sugar
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are mixed together and put over ice
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to create one of the most
delicious-tasting beverages
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that usually has an effect like so--
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[bell dings]
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So, what is it that you do exactly?
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Oh, I, uh, model. Print.
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Commercials. Things like that.
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Me, I do a little dog training.
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People come to me with their problems.
Dog's not sitting. It's not going down.
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It's not eating right or whatever.
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I try to help them out.
Kinda like the Brooklyn Cesar Millan.
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So, how did you come across Bruno?
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Well, I always wanted a dog,
but my family would never allow it.
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You know, cats, birds, fine.
But a dog, never.
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I could've came home with a cheetah,
they would allow that over a dog.
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But this guy, I got him in a shelter.
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I don't know what happened to him
before that, but if you look in his eyes,
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you can tell he's been through something.
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Yeah.
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He certainly has.
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A dog of many mysteries.
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What is your daily routine with Bruno?
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Well, starts off,
I cook him some breakfast.
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It's this special kind of turkey meat
that he likes. Goes crazy for it.
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I brush his teeth.
I make sure his pearly whites are shining.
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Make sure his breath is nice and fresh.
Take him out on our daily jog.
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Come home. I cook him dinner.
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We do that all over again.
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I would love to be a part of that routine.
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["Some Sunsick Day" playing]
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♪ After the blast levels our town ♪
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♪ We can relax and watch it come down ♪
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♪ Maybe we'll find somewhere to stay ♪
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♪ Some little cave ♪
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♪ Where we can make it ♪
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♪ We'll fi-- ♪
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Hey, look at this!
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You see this? Pet that girl.
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I wanna jog, hold hands,
and kiss her, too.
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Hey, what the fuck is the matter
with you, man? Don't you see us?
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-Always ruining the moment.
-I got this.
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Take it. Take it. Take it. Take it.
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Everybody on the block knows it's my turf.
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Ooh, oh, snap.
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Here she comes--
my little Dominican darlin'.
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What makes you think I'm gonna be
tossed around like some soccer ball?
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Let me tell you something.
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I'm a crazy-ass bitch,
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and I won't be talked to like that
by a piece of shit on a stoop
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that says everybody on the block
knows what they talking about.
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Man, ain't nobody know
what you talking about.
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Ain't nobody on this block
know what you talking about.
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Ain't nobody on that block
know what you talking about.
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Ain't nobody know
what you talking about,
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and that is something
that everybody on the block knows.
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Why you trying to hurt my feelings?
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You trying to give me
emotional trauma and shit?
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He hit me on my back, got me scoliosis.
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You ain't shit.
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Everybody on the block knows I'm...
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strong.
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["No Secret Now" playing]
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[woman] ♪ It's no secret now ♪
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♪ That you're chasing around ♪
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♪ I know deep inside ♪
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♪ That I lost what I found ♪
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♪ It's easy to see ♪
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♪ That you never cared for me ♪
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[backing singers] ♪ You cared for me ♪
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[woman] ♪ It's no secret now ♪
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♪ That we've drifted apart ♪
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♪ I'm wandering around ♪
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♪ With an ache in my heart ♪
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♪ My faith and my trust ♪
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♪ You just trampled in the dust ♪
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[backing singers] ♪ In the dust ♪
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[woman] ♪ I always believed ♪
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♪ Every word you said ♪
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♪ My love was as deep ♪
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[music stops;
woman groans]
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Oh, Malcolm.
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Ah, Malcolm.
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Oh. Oh, Bruno.
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-What'd you just say?
-I said bruto.
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You said bruto? What's that?
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Yeah. It means "stupid."
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Why you calling me stupid?
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You know I like to talk dirty.
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[speaks Spanish]
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-You didn't say "Bruno"?
-No.
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Come on, bruto. Come on.
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Yeah. Ooh.
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Yeah. Ooh.
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Oh, I think... Oh, I think...
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Oh, I think I'm...
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Oh, Bruno! Ahh.
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[whines]
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[woman] ♪ How could you
be so heartless to me? ♪
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♪ My-y-y-y-y friends tried to tell me ♪
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♪ You cheated and lied ♪
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♪ How could I believe-- ♪
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[song continues in background]
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Uh... you're giving him
my special turkey meat?
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Yeah. Is there a problem?
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I mean, I do that. It's my turkey meat.
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Well, you used to do that. Now I do that.
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What's with the sweater?
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Oh, you don't like it?
I hand-knit it myself.
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He looks cute. Heh.
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I mean, it's a nice sweater,
and I appreciate the gesture,
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but Bruno doesn't really do sweaters.
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Oh, he didn't do sweaters.
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Now he does do sweaters,
and he's gonna wear my sweater.
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We're out of his turkey meat.
Could you go to the store and grab some?
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Thank you, baby.
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Man, I just bought some.
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Come on, Bruno.
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♪ Some people... ♪
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Hey, Miss Johnson! Hey, Miss John--
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♪ Some people-- ♪
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Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm!
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You did not tell me that Bruno
was motherfucking famous.
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What are you talking about?
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I done already sold
three of these motherfuckers already.
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Bruno doing big thing.
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He eating his own shit,
but big things nonetheless.
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You need to stop selling these.
He doesn't eat his own shit.
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-This is false advertisement.
-No. No, nigga.
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That is five dollars a pop.
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[echoes] Five dollars.
Got some money? You can get 'em.
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-[echoes] Thank you. Give me my money.
-I'll be right back.
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Come on, Bruno.
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[footsteps ascend stairs]
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Hey. I forgot my...
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Where you going with Bruno?
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I was just... gonna take him to the park.
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I was gonna text you to meet us there.
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You need your bag to go the park?
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Well... I was gonna leave from there.
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With his toothbrush?
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Let me just...
take him for the night, you know.
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I am his mother.
He should be able to stay with me, too.
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Mm-hmm.
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Come here, Bruno.
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You can't do this!
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Bruno!
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["What Happens
When You Turn The Devil Down" playing]
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[man] ♪ I had a drink with the devil ♪
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♪ He’s looking for a new slave ♪
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♪ He told me that my life ♪
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♪ Could be the one he saves ♪
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♪ What happens
when you turn the devil down? ♪
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[theme music playing]
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