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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,590 --> 00:00:27,815 Wait! 2 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,155 Wait! 3 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:48,770 My God! Oh, my God! 4 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,110 Oh, my God! 5 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:51,735 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 6 00:00:51,850 --> 00:00:54,250 - I didn't see her! I didn't see her! - Oh, my God! 7 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:56,150 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! I didn't see her! 8 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:58,515 Do you have a cell?! Call 911! 9 00:00:58,620 --> 00:00:59,880 Oh, God! 10 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,990 Hey, is she all right? 11 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,290 I don't know! 12 00:01:08,432 --> 00:01:11,526 911? Yes, hurry, we need an ambulance quick. 13 00:01:59,449 --> 00:02:00,882 My tapes. 14 00:02:20,804 --> 00:02:21,862 Sorry. 15 00:02:32,716 --> 00:02:35,947 This is cool, isn't it? 16 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:49,795 I, uh... I ran with scissors. 17 00:02:49,933 --> 00:02:53,198 Seriously. I was six. 18 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:05,411 We're not related, you know. 19 00:03:05,515 --> 00:03:06,948 Not really. 20 00:03:09,386 --> 00:03:12,150 Pregnant? Pregnant?! 21 00:03:14,591 --> 00:03:17,992 Get your bony fucking ass out of this car! 22 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:20,153 What the hell is the matter with you?! 23 00:03:20,263 --> 00:03:22,527 What the fuck were you... 24 00:03:31,141 --> 00:03:32,165 I gotta go. 25 00:03:32,275 --> 00:03:34,140 Wait... 26 00:03:35,212 --> 00:03:37,476 Wear this when they do it. 27 00:03:37,581 --> 00:03:40,072 It's... it's good luck. 28 00:03:40,183 --> 00:03:41,514 Mamie? Who's in there? 29 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:43,518 No one, Mom. I'm on the phone. 30 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:45,485 Charles is waiting in the car, so hurry up. 31 00:03:45,589 --> 00:03:47,819 OK, I'm coming. 32 00:03:49,626 --> 00:03:51,526 I've got your blue bag. 33 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:59,033 I only did it to get out of this house. OK? 34 00:03:59,135 --> 00:04:00,534 No, you didn't. 35 00:04:00,637 --> 00:04:04,334 Mamie! It's time to go! 36 00:04:26,630 --> 00:04:28,063 - Hello. - Hello. 37 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:30,758 I'm Mamie Toll. I have an 11:00. 38 00:04:32,869 --> 00:04:34,860 A one-hour is 75, right? 39 00:04:35,005 --> 00:04:36,836 That's right. 40 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:38,999 I'm gonna tip her now... 41 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:41,543 so if you would please just tell her beforehand. 42 00:04:41,645 --> 00:04:42,907 What's her name? 43 00:04:43,013 --> 00:04:46,540 I'm sorry, I have you down for Javier. 44 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:48,481 Do you prefer a woman? 45 00:04:48,585 --> 00:04:50,678 No, it's fine. 46 00:04:52,255 --> 00:04:54,883 That's fine. Can you make a note, though, for next time? 47 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,159 Thank you. 48 00:05:15,111 --> 00:05:17,204 OK, I'm ready. 49 00:05:21,785 --> 00:05:24,948 Hello. I'm Javier. 50 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:27,046 Hi, I'm Mamie. 51 00:05:28,692 --> 00:05:31,126 Have you had massages often? 52 00:05:31,227 --> 00:05:35,027 Not really. I've had them before, but... 53 00:05:35,131 --> 00:05:37,429 What place hurts you? 54 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:40,195 My lower back, a little. Right there. 55 00:05:40,337 --> 00:05:41,861 OK. 56 00:05:42,005 --> 00:05:43,870 OK, turn over. 57 00:05:43,973 --> 00:05:46,737 I'll lift the top sheet for you. 58 00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:47,867 What? 59 00:05:47,977 --> 00:05:50,844 Better if we finish with the back. 60 00:05:50,947 --> 00:05:53,040 Oh. Of course, yeah. 61 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:56,710 Makes sense. OK. 62 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:58,913 OK. Yeah. 63 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:03,157 Put your hands at your side, please. 64 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:04,487 Relax them. 65 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:05,652 Oh, sorry, yeah. 66 00:06:05,762 --> 00:06:08,754 Everyone does it different... differently. 67 00:06:08,898 --> 00:06:10,661 I'm Javier. Did I say that already? 68 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:11,994 Or Javi? 69 00:06:12,135 --> 00:06:14,763 Yes, Javier. Yeah, you said it. 70 00:06:21,044 --> 00:06:22,011 - OK? - Yeah. 71 00:06:24,347 --> 00:06:25,712 OK, lifting your leg. 72 00:06:25,815 --> 00:06:29,410 Just let it be loose, OK? 73 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,079 This is for your lower back, to stretch. 74 00:06:32,188 --> 00:06:33,416 Uh-huh. 75 00:06:33,523 --> 00:06:35,582 Bend your knee. 76 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,923 Good. Good. And I push, OK? 77 00:06:39,028 --> 00:06:40,290 Uh-huh. 78 00:06:41,731 --> 00:06:43,426 OK. 79 00:06:43,566 --> 00:06:46,399 Do not bring your shoulders up. Let them fall down. 80 00:06:46,503 --> 00:06:49,939 - OK. - Let them fall down. 81 00:06:50,073 --> 00:06:52,303 Let them go. 82 00:06:52,409 --> 00:06:53,467 Yeah. 83 00:06:53,576 --> 00:06:55,305 OK. 84 00:06:55,412 --> 00:06:57,209 Let 'em go. 85 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,008 What are you doing? 86 00:06:59,115 --> 00:07:01,208 They can hear us. 87 00:07:01,317 --> 00:07:04,218 Wh-what are you... 88 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,880 Get... OK, get off me. Are you crazy? 89 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:08,048 - Shh! - Don't! 90 00:07:08,158 --> 00:07:11,719 This is what you need. This is why you've paid. 91 00:07:11,828 --> 00:07:14,262 Well, it was... it was a gift certificate. 92 00:07:15,532 --> 00:07:17,466 Oh, shit! 93 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:23,703 A gift certificate? You would say that? 94 00:07:23,807 --> 00:07:26,776 I just wanted to be specific. You know, a lot of details. 95 00:07:26,876 --> 00:07:28,867 I told you I couldn't pull this off, I can't... 96 00:07:28,978 --> 00:07:30,377 You're not a good liar. 97 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:32,606 - No. - This is good. 98 00:07:32,715 --> 00:07:34,615 Well, you're not so hot, OK? 99 00:07:34,717 --> 00:07:36,617 With the, you know, "This is what you need." 100 00:07:36,719 --> 00:07:37,879 That was a little much. 101 00:07:37,987 --> 00:07:39,784 You know what I was going to say? I was going to say... 102 00:07:39,889 --> 00:07:43,052 "Trust my hands, trust my fingers." 103 00:07:45,995 --> 00:07:47,553 I don't want to get you fired. 104 00:07:47,664 --> 00:07:51,600 I agree. 100 percentage. 105 00:07:51,734 --> 00:07:53,793 They can hear. 106 00:07:57,874 --> 00:07:58,966 Muu... 107 00:07:59,075 --> 00:08:01,236 Mucous. Mucous. 108 00:08:01,344 --> 00:08:02,743 - Mu-cous. - Yeah. 109 00:08:02,846 --> 00:08:06,714 Muc-cous. Muc... Ah. Muc-ous. 110 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:09,410 Mem-bran-ee? 111 00:08:09,519 --> 00:08:10,816 - Membranes. - Mem-bran-ees? 112 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,854 - Membranes. - Mem-bran-ees sound better, no? 113 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,425 But it... 114 00:08:26,569 --> 00:08:28,969 it already has a face, right? 115 00:08:29,072 --> 00:08:31,006 A face and a personality? 116 00:08:31,107 --> 00:08:35,009 It has more of a head than a face at this stage. 117 00:08:35,111 --> 00:08:38,080 And a personality? I don't... Not a personality. 118 00:08:38,214 --> 00:08:40,648 I don't think you could say that. 119 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,775 No one's giving me any advice. 120 00:08:42,886 --> 00:08:46,447 I'm not here for advice. I'm here to listen. 121 00:08:46,556 --> 00:08:48,786 I can't tell you what to do. 122 00:08:48,892 --> 00:08:51,827 That's great. That's helpful. 123 00:08:59,869 --> 00:09:02,201 I had one when I was your age. 124 00:09:02,305 --> 00:09:06,708 And were you sorry after? 125 00:09:06,809 --> 00:09:09,607 I mean, does it bother you? 126 00:09:09,712 --> 00:09:11,009 I'm Catholic. 127 00:09:11,114 --> 00:09:12,979 I shouldn't have told you that. 128 00:09:13,082 --> 00:09:15,209 And I'm Jewish, so... 129 00:09:15,318 --> 00:09:17,411 I shouldn't have told you that, either. 130 00:09:21,925 --> 00:09:23,916 Will you be here tomorrow? 131 00:09:24,027 --> 00:09:25,824 It's tomorrow at 10:00 if I decide. 132 00:09:25,929 --> 00:09:29,160 Tomorrow? No. No, but there will be someone for you... 133 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:32,632 Janet, if you want to talk afterwards. 134 00:09:34,804 --> 00:09:37,705 Yeah. I'm gonna do it. 135 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:40,105 OK. 136 00:09:40,209 --> 00:09:41,938 I'm not maternal, either. 137 00:09:53,790 --> 00:09:55,223 Thank you. 138 00:10:11,708 --> 00:10:14,939 It's 7:00. I guess you're on your way. 139 00:10:15,044 --> 00:10:17,069 It's tonight, you know, in case you're checking. 140 00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,238 - Fuck! - Call me. 141 00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:19,713 Fuck! 142 00:10:19,816 --> 00:10:24,116 Hi. Yeah, Charley Peppitone, please. It's his sister. 143 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,988 Hey, it's me. 144 00:10:29,092 --> 00:10:33,051 Hi. Listen, I'm... I'm too tired to come over. 145 00:10:33,162 --> 00:10:36,461 Well, Charley, he's two! 146 00:10:36,599 --> 00:10:40,057 And... No, he's not gonna... He doesn't even know me. 147 00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:43,730 I didn't get a present, and Pam and Diane don't care. 148 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:47,001 - They don't even like me. - They do like you. 149 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:51,240 Come on... What? You don't have to worry about that. 150 00:10:51,347 --> 00:10:54,248 No... Listen... No, Gil has, like, a bunch of presents... 151 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:57,114 and he can just, like, put your name on one... 152 00:10:57,220 --> 00:11:00,087 and then it'll be great, you know? 153 00:11:00,189 --> 00:11:04,592 OK, wait, wait, wait. Mamie? Hello? 154 00:11:04,694 --> 00:11:06,127 Shit. 155 00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,477 Yeah! 156 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,349 - Happy birth... 157 00:11:32,455 --> 00:11:33,854 That makes him cry. 158 00:11:33,956 --> 00:11:36,720 Yeah, but the cake is great, and the candles... Iove that. 159 00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,555 Can he blow 'em out? 160 00:11:38,661 --> 00:11:39,719 Yeah, you wanna blow 'em out, baby? 161 00:11:39,829 --> 00:11:41,023 We'll do it. 162 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:43,530 - Everybody do it together. - Blow towards Mommy. 163 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:47,932 One, two, three, blow! 164 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:54,308 I hated that song, too. I never knew where to look. 165 00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:55,741 And how long can you stare at candles? 166 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:59,941 Just cake, no icing, 'cause we don't do sugar for him. 167 00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,517 I thought the whole point of being a kid was candy. 168 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:05,416 Not anymore. 169 00:12:05,521 --> 00:12:08,149 Could we just have dogs? 170 00:12:08,257 --> 00:12:10,248 Oh, come on. You would have been a great dad. 171 00:12:10,359 --> 00:12:11,883 Aw, thanks. 172 00:12:11,994 --> 00:12:14,519 We tried. It wasn't meant to be. 173 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:18,293 - Besides, being an uncle's better. - Yeah. 174 00:12:21,904 --> 00:12:22,871 So strong! 175 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,070 There you go. 176 00:12:50,233 --> 00:12:51,632 Your cousin bites. 177 00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:54,999 She doesn't. She's really good. 178 00:12:55,104 --> 00:12:57,334 You think she bites? 179 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,601 Her husband's cute. 180 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:04,106 He totally is staring at your tits. 181 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:07,205 That's why I've got two weeks to find somewhere else to stay. 182 00:13:08,551 --> 00:13:11,748 Well, I wish you hadn't slept with Rick back then... 183 00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,321 otherwise, you know... 184 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,356 I know. I'm fine. I'm fine. Sorry, sorry. 185 00:13:15,458 --> 00:13:16,425 It's OK. 186 00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:19,017 I'm gonna find somewhere. It's cool. It's taken care of. 187 00:13:21,764 --> 00:13:23,493 OK! 188 00:13:30,473 --> 00:13:33,067 OK, next up, we have Jude! 189 00:13:33,176 --> 00:13:35,167 Jude? 190 00:13:35,278 --> 00:13:36,506 Jude? What did you do? 191 00:13:36,612 --> 00:13:39,103 - Jude here? - It's funny, 'cause she's right here. 192 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:41,149 You are such a jackass! 193 00:13:44,453 --> 00:13:46,444 - That was great. - Thanks. 194 00:13:48,157 --> 00:13:49,419 OK... 195 00:13:50,993 --> 00:13:53,484 Are you fucking serious? 196 00:13:53,596 --> 00:13:55,689 That isn't what you picked? 197 00:13:55,832 --> 00:13:59,029 No, no, that's what I picked. 198 00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,431 OK. 199 00:14:04,874 --> 00:14:08,366 This song is for someone who's here tonight. 200 00:14:15,084 --> 00:14:19,453 If you search for tenderness 201 00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:22,922 It isn't hard to find 202 00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:27,485 You can have the love you need to live... 203 00:14:27,597 --> 00:14:29,758 Little low. 204 00:14:29,899 --> 00:14:32,800 If you look for truthfulness 205 00:14:32,902 --> 00:14:36,929 You might just as well be blind 206 00:14:37,073 --> 00:14:43,808 It always seems to be so hard to give 207 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,441 Honesty 208 00:14:47,550 --> 00:14:50,917 It's such a Ionely word 209 00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:57,016 Everyone is so untrue 210 00:14:58,394 --> 00:15:01,727 Honesty 211 00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:05,197 Is hardly ever heard 212 00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:11,638 It's mostly what I need from you 213 00:15:16,412 --> 00:15:19,813 I can find a lover 214 00:15:19,916 --> 00:15:23,147 I can find a friend 215 00:15:23,252 --> 00:15:30,317 I can have security until the bitter end 216 00:15:30,426 --> 00:15:36,422 Anyone can comfort me with promises again 217 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,430 I know 218 00:15:40,303 --> 00:15:46,401 I know 219 00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,515 - Hey, Jude? - Oh, fuck off. 220 00:16:00,623 --> 00:16:03,217 What? Oh, it's not that. 221 00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:09,124 I've got this band. Serpentine? 222 00:16:09,265 --> 00:16:11,995 Oh, have you ever heard of us? 223 00:16:12,134 --> 00:16:13,123 No. 224 00:16:13,269 --> 00:16:16,397 Anyway, Rain, our singer... 225 00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:19,065 she got sent to rehab. 226 00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:20,665 So I was thinking... 227 00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:25,772 Hey, Otis! What's up? 228 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:28,907 Oh, can I borrow this? 229 00:16:29,018 --> 00:16:31,509 We watched it last week, right? 230 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:34,885 Yeah, but I want to listen to the commentary. 231 00:16:34,991 --> 00:16:37,050 You want to? 232 00:16:37,159 --> 00:16:40,219 Uh, I gotta get home. 233 00:16:40,329 --> 00:16:43,423 Yeah, I saw your... Gil. 234 00:16:45,701 --> 00:16:48,636 - Hey, the baby's cute. - Yeah. 235 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:53,638 Who would you say he looked like? 236 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:58,112 Shit, I don't know. What's the name of the pretty one? 237 00:16:58,214 --> 00:17:00,205 Diane. No, no, no. A guy, you know? 238 00:17:00,316 --> 00:17:02,147 You know, if you had to say a guy he looked like. 239 00:17:02,251 --> 00:17:03,775 I didn't really see him. 240 00:17:03,886 --> 00:17:07,049 He's a baby, you know, cute, you know. 241 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,954 That's all I meant. Like, puppies and shit. 242 00:17:15,498 --> 00:17:18,695 - I'll see you Thursday. - Yeah, sure. 243 00:17:18,834 --> 00:17:20,392 Serpentine's playing? 244 00:17:20,536 --> 00:17:22,902 OK. See ya. 245 00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,455 Otis? Is that you? 246 00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,645 Did you leave this at my house? 247 00:20:31,594 --> 00:20:33,858 "Does 5/13/85 mean anything to you? 248 00:20:33,963 --> 00:20:35,590 "If so, meet me at Cahuenga Grounds at 11:00." 249 00:20:35,698 --> 00:20:38,496 It's a little dramatic. I'm sorry. I'm Nicky. 250 00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:39,828 What is this about? 251 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:44,871 I don't want you to get the wrong impression. 252 00:20:44,974 --> 00:20:47,204 I'm not a bad guy. 253 00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:48,970 I'm a documentary filmmaker. 254 00:20:49,078 --> 00:20:53,879 And I have a proposal for you. Strictly legitimate. 255 00:20:58,454 --> 00:21:00,183 What do you know about this date? 256 00:21:00,289 --> 00:21:04,316 You had a kid on that day. Somewhere in Phoenix. 257 00:21:04,426 --> 00:21:06,758 Tell me I have that wrong. 258 00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:10,320 Do you want a coffee or anything? A scone or... 259 00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:12,957 I don't... I don't have any children. 260 00:21:13,102 --> 00:21:14,694 Well, not legally, yeah. 261 00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,169 But, I mean, you know, he's still yours. 262 00:21:17,273 --> 00:21:19,138 See... Hey, see? I know it's a boy. 263 00:21:19,241 --> 00:21:21,266 I know everything about him. 264 00:21:21,377 --> 00:21:23,777 I know his name, I know where he lives. 265 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:26,109 He wrote, when he turned 18, about a year ago... 266 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,308 for all that information that they have to give you. 267 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,681 That's how I got your name. 268 00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:32,276 He wants to contact me? 269 00:21:33,656 --> 00:21:36,216 Well... no. 270 00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:40,659 But they sent him back this file, which he showed me... 271 00:21:40,763 --> 00:21:43,288 and I have in a very safe place. 272 00:21:43,432 --> 00:21:45,024 But he didn't want to go through with it... 273 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,499 'cause he's such a suck-up to his fake parents. 274 00:21:47,603 --> 00:21:50,800 I hate to tell you, he's really kind of a pussy. 275 00:21:50,906 --> 00:21:52,339 Who are you? 276 00:21:52,474 --> 00:21:57,309 I'm a friend. I'm like a mentor... guy. 277 00:21:57,413 --> 00:22:01,281 He went to my high school six years after me. 278 00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,681 Do you want to find him? Because I can tell you how... 279 00:22:03,786 --> 00:22:06,016 on one condition... 280 00:22:06,121 --> 00:22:09,090 which is... 281 00:22:09,191 --> 00:22:12,126 you let me film the whole thing... you finding your kid. 282 00:22:12,227 --> 00:22:13,819 See, I need to get into AFI. 283 00:22:13,929 --> 00:22:16,420 Do you know AFI? AFI is American Film Institute. 284 00:22:16,565 --> 00:22:17,896 So, they have scholarships. 285 00:22:18,033 --> 00:22:20,558 Well, they have, like, one scholarship a year... 286 00:22:20,703 --> 00:22:22,637 so I need a killer film. 287 00:22:22,738 --> 00:22:26,504 A documentary, like you finding your kid. 288 00:22:26,608 --> 00:22:27,836 I don't believe this. 289 00:22:27,943 --> 00:22:29,103 OK, yeah. We'd have to fake parts of it. 290 00:22:29,211 --> 00:22:32,874 Sure, we would. But the emotion would be true. 291 00:22:32,981 --> 00:22:34,778 Your guilt and stuff... 292 00:22:34,883 --> 00:22:37,545 that would be our selling point. 293 00:22:37,653 --> 00:22:40,986 I am so glad that you're not a dog. 294 00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:43,923 I mean, you know, even if the story is great... 295 00:22:44,026 --> 00:22:45,789 people want to look at good-Iooking people. 296 00:22:45,894 --> 00:22:47,293 You know, all things being equal. 297 00:22:47,396 --> 00:22:49,523 So, huge relief when I saw you, you know? 298 00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:53,123 And I can make you look better. That's lighting. 299 00:22:54,303 --> 00:22:56,794 I don't need to see my son. 300 00:22:56,939 --> 00:22:59,533 I was going to have an abortion, in fact... 301 00:22:59,641 --> 00:23:02,769 until someone talked me out it. 302 00:23:02,878 --> 00:23:06,473 If you don't care, then why'd you keep updating the adoption agency... 303 00:23:06,582 --> 00:23:07,879 with your addresses? 304 00:23:07,983 --> 00:23:09,678 There's four of them in the file. 305 00:23:11,854 --> 00:23:16,291 He has the information. He can contact me if he wants to. 306 00:23:16,392 --> 00:23:18,519 He won't. He threw it away. 307 00:23:18,627 --> 00:23:21,027 The whole file. That's how I got it. 308 00:23:22,931 --> 00:23:26,423 If it wasn't for me, you'd go to your grave without ever seeing him. 309 00:23:27,603 --> 00:23:29,901 You can keep that. I have the original. 310 00:23:30,005 --> 00:23:31,802 I needed to reshoot finding it for the movie. 311 00:23:31,907 --> 00:23:33,169 There's other stuff, too. 312 00:23:33,275 --> 00:23:35,243 There's other stuff like this that I can... 313 00:23:35,344 --> 00:23:38,677 Anyway, just... say yes. 314 00:23:38,781 --> 00:23:40,715 I mean, it's win-win here. 315 00:23:42,451 --> 00:23:44,919 This is a human being you're talking about. 316 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:48,183 Yeah! Who you gave away, OK? 317 00:23:48,290 --> 00:23:50,884 I mean, come on, don't... don't be like that. 318 00:23:50,993 --> 00:23:54,554 Look, I know that this is one of those big ideas... 319 00:23:54,663 --> 00:23:57,860 but it's really just better if you just say yes to the movie... 320 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:02,232 because otherwise, I have to charge you 25K just for the info. 321 00:24:02,337 --> 00:24:03,827 That's what they want at AFI for a year. 322 00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:07,305 OK, you tell me where my son is or I'm going to the police. 323 00:24:07,409 --> 00:24:09,434 In fact, no, I'm going to go to the police anyway... 324 00:24:09,545 --> 00:24:11,103 you miserable jackass! 325 00:24:11,213 --> 00:24:12,874 And I'm gonna press every charge they come up with. 326 00:24:12,981 --> 00:24:14,881 How's that for a big idea? 327 00:24:17,753 --> 00:24:18,913 Fuck. 328 00:24:20,322 --> 00:24:21,380 Fuck! 329 00:24:21,490 --> 00:24:25,051 God damn it! You know... 330 00:24:27,095 --> 00:24:29,859 what I didn't figure is that you wouldn't care. 331 00:24:29,998 --> 00:24:33,161 Which you don't. You haven't even asked me his first name. 332 00:24:33,302 --> 00:24:35,998 I was gonna throw you that bone. But you know what? Fuck you! 333 00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:37,765 No, no, no, you can tell me his first name. 334 00:24:37,873 --> 00:24:39,465 No, you blew it. 335 00:25:27,890 --> 00:25:31,223 Wow, you look... different. 336 00:25:32,861 --> 00:25:35,955 Well, yeah, it was a long time ago, OK? 337 00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:37,998 What'd you look like back then? 338 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,500 I don't... Forget it. 339 00:25:40,602 --> 00:25:42,593 Listen, do you know who the father is? 340 00:25:42,738 --> 00:25:45,138 Because if you say no, maybe this guy will go to him. 341 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:46,832 No. Father unknown. 342 00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:49,934 I mean, of course, I know who the father was... 343 00:25:50,045 --> 00:25:52,479 but that's what I put down on the forms. 344 00:25:52,581 --> 00:25:55,141 And the father's dead. Plane crash. 345 00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:57,150 And you don't have 25,000? 346 00:25:57,252 --> 00:26:00,380 No, I can barely pay the first and second on the house! 347 00:26:00,489 --> 00:26:01,581 How can l... 348 00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:04,090 What about your family? 349 00:26:04,192 --> 00:26:06,854 No, none of them know about the baby. 350 00:26:06,962 --> 00:26:09,055 Except my dad. He's dead, too. 351 00:26:09,164 --> 00:26:12,725 You know a lot of dead people. 352 00:26:12,868 --> 00:26:14,802 Well, it happens. 353 00:26:14,903 --> 00:26:16,837 It's creepy. 354 00:26:16,972 --> 00:26:20,373 I'm young, and I don't even care 355 00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:22,841 How lucky am I? 356 00:26:22,945 --> 00:26:26,676 I'm young, with a few bucks to spare 357 00:26:26,782 --> 00:26:29,182 And I don't even try 358 00:26:29,284 --> 00:26:32,583 I know it's all in my mind 359 00:26:32,688 --> 00:26:35,179 How lucky am I? 360 00:26:35,290 --> 00:26:38,748 How lucky am I? 361 00:26:49,571 --> 00:26:51,232 OK, that was awesome! 362 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:54,104 You sounded just like Rain, and she was good. 363 00:26:54,209 --> 00:26:56,404 Really? 'Cause her tape sucks. 364 00:26:56,511 --> 00:26:59,605 Can you slur and then have your forehead hit the mike? 365 00:26:59,715 --> 00:27:01,182 That was, like, her signature. 366 00:27:01,283 --> 00:27:03,376 Hey, Miles, let's get this in the van for tomorrow. 367 00:27:03,485 --> 00:27:06,943 God, I don't know what to do with this song! 368 00:27:07,055 --> 00:27:10,650 We could slow it down maybe. 369 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:12,454 Go slow? 370 00:27:13,829 --> 00:27:16,127 Hey, do you guys mind if I ask you something? 371 00:27:16,264 --> 00:27:17,822 She's not in rehab for drugs. 372 00:27:17,966 --> 00:27:20,332 It's just booze. Plus, she's a vomiter. 373 00:27:20,435 --> 00:27:22,630 A fat vomiter, which is fucking useless. 374 00:27:22,738 --> 00:27:24,603 No... 375 00:27:24,706 --> 00:27:27,504 just, why is Otis the leader? 376 00:27:27,609 --> 00:27:30,635 I could drum better than him and his backup vocals suck. 377 00:27:30,779 --> 00:27:31,939 Look around. 378 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:33,981 Yeah, he's an untalented little faggot... 379 00:27:34,082 --> 00:27:35,811 but he's a rich, untalented little faggot. 380 00:27:35,917 --> 00:27:38,681 His dad owns Linux Hills Mall. Or, like, most of it. 381 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,049 And he knows every club owner in town. 382 00:27:40,155 --> 00:27:41,349 You think we could buy this stuff on our own? 383 00:27:41,456 --> 00:27:43,014 - He's like Bill Gates. - That makes sense. 384 00:27:43,125 --> 00:27:44,956 For now. Until Pappy finds out... 385 00:27:45,060 --> 00:27:47,961 his kid's a pickle smoker, then we're history. 386 00:27:48,063 --> 00:27:49,860 He's already got his suspicions. 387 00:27:49,998 --> 00:27:51,625 He's gay? 388 00:27:51,767 --> 00:27:54,634 Total cocksmooch. He'll deny it, but... 389 00:27:54,736 --> 00:27:56,795 He's not gay. He just... He looks gay. 390 00:27:56,938 --> 00:27:59,304 Dude, you won't even take a piss with him. 391 00:27:59,408 --> 00:28:01,740 Hey, there's beer, too, guys. 392 00:28:02,944 --> 00:28:05,276 Why do you think he's a drummer? 393 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,905 So he can stare at our asses all night. 394 00:28:13,922 --> 00:28:15,184 - That's him. - Sure? 395 00:28:15,290 --> 00:28:16,621 OK, yeah. 396 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,850 Hurry. 397 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:21,155 Hurry. Here. 398 00:28:23,398 --> 00:28:24,888 Oh, God. 399 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:28,027 OK. 400 00:28:28,170 --> 00:28:30,536 Not a good wiper. 401 00:28:30,639 --> 00:28:32,470 What kind of movies does this guy make? 402 00:28:32,574 --> 00:28:34,371 I don't know. He's an idiot. 403 00:28:34,476 --> 00:28:37,104 The kind idiots make, I guess. 404 00:28:37,212 --> 00:28:40,238 All right, we're looking for a file, OK? 405 00:28:40,348 --> 00:28:42,543 Don't mess anything up, if you can. 406 00:28:42,651 --> 00:28:44,846 Not that he'd notice. 407 00:28:46,455 --> 00:28:48,389 Yeah, check the duffel bag. 408 00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:51,822 What if it's in his car? 409 00:28:51,927 --> 00:28:53,019 Javi. 410 00:28:59,601 --> 00:29:01,592 OK. This is... 411 00:29:01,737 --> 00:29:04,171 This is the form I signed. 412 00:29:05,874 --> 00:29:09,366 I left this with them, to go with the baby. 413 00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:17,314 Who's Miriam? 414 00:29:17,419 --> 00:29:19,614 Me. Is there anything else, anywhere? 415 00:29:19,721 --> 00:29:21,621 Did you see a file? 416 00:29:23,091 --> 00:29:24,524 There's no name. 417 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:29,658 Mamie, we'd better go. 418 00:29:29,765 --> 00:29:32,632 Hey, wait, wait, wait. Is that sentimental? 419 00:29:33,735 --> 00:29:35,202 Not really. 420 00:29:35,337 --> 00:29:37,464 Let's trade. He'll never know the difference. 421 00:29:38,807 --> 00:29:39,774 Thank you. 422 00:29:42,544 --> 00:29:45,638 Whoa! What the fuck is this? 423 00:29:45,747 --> 00:29:47,806 - No, no! - What are you doing here? 424 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,941 It's OK. I followed you today. It's OK. 425 00:29:50,051 --> 00:29:52,986 You think you're gonna beat it out of me? I can't believe you! 426 00:29:53,088 --> 00:29:55,318 My God, Nicky, no. It's nothing like that, no. 427 00:29:55,423 --> 00:29:56,890 What's he doing here, then? 428 00:30:00,762 --> 00:30:02,992 He's your new documentary. 429 00:30:04,633 --> 00:30:06,328 OK? Javier, this is Nicky... 430 00:30:06,468 --> 00:30:08,834 the director I was telling you about. 431 00:30:10,438 --> 00:30:15,000 He's an immigrant, OK? From Mexico. And... 432 00:30:15,110 --> 00:30:18,568 he was in gangs. They had gangs there, all right? 433 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,614 And he crossed the border... 434 00:30:20,715 --> 00:30:25,550 so that he could put his life back together in the States. 435 00:30:25,654 --> 00:30:28,145 It's the American dream. 436 00:30:28,256 --> 00:30:31,020 OK? It's good. 437 00:30:32,561 --> 00:30:34,358 Is that it? 438 00:30:34,462 --> 00:30:36,862 That sucks! You think that's as good... 439 00:30:36,998 --> 00:30:39,432 as a mother finding the kid she ditched? 440 00:30:39,568 --> 00:30:41,502 All right, well, if you're not interested in that... 441 00:30:41,603 --> 00:30:44,902 No, I'm not interested, OK? We're done. 442 00:30:46,041 --> 00:30:48,009 I can get into AFI some other way. 443 00:30:48,109 --> 00:30:49,838 I can shoot... 444 00:30:49,945 --> 00:30:52,539 me getting into AFI. That'd be a good... 445 00:30:52,647 --> 00:30:55,411 - Just get the fuck out of here. - All right, all right, we'll go. 446 00:30:55,517 --> 00:30:57,747 So... But we'll work out another deal. 447 00:30:57,853 --> 00:31:00,151 No, you've got nothing to offer. I got nothing to sell. 448 00:31:00,255 --> 00:31:01,813 It's cool, man, OK? We get it. 449 00:31:01,923 --> 00:31:05,552 OK? We couldn't think of anything better, but you're right. 450 00:31:05,660 --> 00:31:09,721 Who wants to see a movie about a sex worker? 451 00:31:09,865 --> 00:31:11,526 What? 452 00:31:11,666 --> 00:31:14,829 A sex worker. That's what I do. 453 00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:18,269 Massage, the works, you know? 454 00:31:18,373 --> 00:31:20,739 For these rich Beverly Hills ladies? 455 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:23,573 But you know what? Sex... 456 00:31:23,712 --> 00:31:26,180 No, sex shouldn't be in a serious movie. Come on, Mamie. 457 00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:28,681 No, whoa, whoa. If it's... 458 00:31:30,252 --> 00:31:33,585 necessary to the story, then... 459 00:31:33,688 --> 00:31:36,589 What are we doing? Now we're helping him? 460 00:31:36,691 --> 00:31:39,159 You want to know where your son is, right? 461 00:31:39,261 --> 00:31:41,627 How hard could it be? We do a couple interviews... 462 00:31:41,730 --> 00:31:43,857 we put it all on the computer. 463 00:31:43,999 --> 00:31:45,432 Right? The tapes, everything? 464 00:31:45,567 --> 00:31:47,728 He gives us the name, and we give him the movie. 465 00:31:47,869 --> 00:31:49,268 Yeah. Well, you heard him, though. 466 00:31:49,371 --> 00:31:51,566 He wants to shoot you doing the sex stuff. 467 00:31:51,673 --> 00:31:56,303 So we fake it. It'll be pretend. You can be there to see. 468 00:31:56,411 --> 00:31:59,039 Look, you're the boss. I'm just the star. 469 00:32:00,882 --> 00:32:03,476 Have you done that? That kind of massage? 470 00:32:03,585 --> 00:32:06,918 Happy ending? The full release? 471 00:32:07,022 --> 00:32:09,081 Yeah. One time. 472 00:32:09,190 --> 00:32:10,555 With you last week. 473 00:32:10,659 --> 00:32:12,149 Nah. That was just a goof. 474 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:15,388 So is this. But at the end of it, you're going to know who your son is. 475 00:32:16,932 --> 00:32:18,900 Happy endings. 476 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,128 You know, that'd be a good title for his movie. 477 00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:24,704 You should tell him that. It could be your idea. 478 00:32:41,122 --> 00:32:42,953 Oh, well. It's late. 479 00:32:43,058 --> 00:32:46,425 The lady from Mexico said I could take some of this home. 480 00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:48,621 - She went to bed. - Guatemala. 481 00:32:48,730 --> 00:32:50,823 Really? She didn't tell me her name. 482 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,398 My cousin is charging me rent, and she's got all her food labeled. 483 00:32:56,504 --> 00:32:59,632 She said it's so that her boyfriend has what he wants when he comes home. 484 00:32:59,741 --> 00:33:03,472 Oh, shit! There were subs left? Do you mind? 485 00:33:08,183 --> 00:33:09,445 Aw, yes! 486 00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:16,351 Yeah, the thing is, you need a day job. 487 00:33:16,458 --> 00:33:20,019 We just get meals sometimes. Couple bucks. 488 00:33:20,128 --> 00:33:21,561 I told you that. 489 00:33:22,797 --> 00:33:24,025 You always been rich? 490 00:33:24,165 --> 00:33:26,998 I'm not rich. It's all relative. 491 00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:29,696 That's what rich people always say. 492 00:33:34,743 --> 00:33:37,507 - Give me a tour. - Oh, shit. 493 00:33:38,813 --> 00:33:41,805 Just a real quick one. 494 00:33:44,486 --> 00:33:45,714 Is this the African room? 495 00:33:45,820 --> 00:33:49,085 No, those are... those are from Indonesia. 496 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:50,555 Come on, tour me. 497 00:33:50,658 --> 00:33:53,286 My dad's college roommate's. 498 00:33:53,395 --> 00:33:56,694 - He's taking off his pants. - I know. 499 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,302 These are some sculpturey things. 500 00:34:02,404 --> 00:34:03,462 Where did... 501 00:34:06,274 --> 00:34:07,468 Hey, don't! 502 00:34:09,277 --> 00:34:12,440 It's freezing outside. Your pool is so warm! 503 00:34:12,547 --> 00:34:13,673 I know. 504 00:34:16,518 --> 00:34:17,780 Oh, nice. 505 00:34:19,054 --> 00:34:20,817 I just got this. 506 00:34:20,922 --> 00:34:23,857 We're on this website for new bands. 507 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:30,056 - What are you doing? - I gotta spend the night, OK? 508 00:34:30,165 --> 00:34:32,463 I just need a break. I'm a little buzzed. 509 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:33,999 I don't know. L... 510 00:34:34,102 --> 00:34:36,662 Oh, just friends. Come on. 511 00:34:36,805 --> 00:34:39,365 You're cute, but I don't know. 512 00:34:39,474 --> 00:34:41,567 Have you ever slept with a girl before? 513 00:34:41,676 --> 00:34:45,168 OK, duh, I'm 22. 514 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,872 I can drive you home. 515 00:35:02,230 --> 00:35:03,925 Look... 516 00:35:04,065 --> 00:35:06,966 I really want to spend the night. 517 00:35:07,068 --> 00:35:09,195 I figure you should get something out of it, too. 518 00:35:09,337 --> 00:35:13,000 - But I've got a girlfriend. - Otis, come on. 519 00:35:13,108 --> 00:35:15,269 You should try it. 520 00:35:15,376 --> 00:35:17,810 You might not be who you think you are. 521 00:35:27,388 --> 00:35:28,980 You can leave your watch on. 522 00:35:37,232 --> 00:35:39,200 Oh, I don't have a condom. 523 00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:42,030 Have you ever had sex with anybody before? 524 00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:45,901 Not exactly. 525 00:35:46,007 --> 00:35:47,838 So you don't need one. 526 00:35:47,942 --> 00:35:49,034 Here. 527 00:35:54,415 --> 00:35:55,507 OK. 528 00:35:56,751 --> 00:35:59,185 I'm sorry. I'm a little distracted. 529 00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:01,187 Oh, the tits. Right? 530 00:36:01,289 --> 00:36:02,654 Here. 531 00:36:05,226 --> 00:36:07,319 Is that better? 532 00:36:12,734 --> 00:36:13,792 Yeah. 533 00:37:11,993 --> 00:37:14,427 - Good morning, Mr. Frank. - Hey. 534 00:37:14,529 --> 00:37:17,794 - Let me get this. - No, I got it, I got it. 535 00:37:17,932 --> 00:37:20,093 Their band played here. 536 00:37:20,235 --> 00:37:21,497 All right. 537 00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:51,365 Oh, hello. Are you the dad? 538 00:37:51,466 --> 00:37:53,434 What? 539 00:37:53,568 --> 00:37:55,593 Are you the dad? 540 00:37:55,737 --> 00:37:58,433 Yeah. I'm Frank. 541 00:37:58,539 --> 00:38:00,939 I'm Jude. I'm with Otis. 542 00:38:01,042 --> 00:38:02,031 OK. 543 00:38:03,578 --> 00:38:05,045 See ya. 544 00:38:05,146 --> 00:38:06,238 Yeah. 545 00:38:13,221 --> 00:38:14,779 Your dad's home. 546 00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:18,492 Oh, shit! He's early. 547 00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:20,891 You totally owe me, dude. 548 00:38:20,995 --> 00:38:22,656 He does not think you're a 'mo anymore. 549 00:38:22,764 --> 00:38:25,733 Hey, I am not gay. 550 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:26,891 Hello? 551 00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:32,038 You hello. 552 00:38:55,530 --> 00:38:56,827 - Hey, Otis. - Hey. 553 00:38:56,931 --> 00:38:57,989 Nice girl. 554 00:38:58,132 --> 00:39:00,157 Yeah, she's in the band now. 555 00:39:00,301 --> 00:39:02,565 OK. Listen... 556 00:39:04,105 --> 00:39:06,505 don't make Dignora wash the sheets, OK? 557 00:39:06,607 --> 00:39:09,974 She's like your mother. 558 00:39:23,558 --> 00:39:26,254 OK, Gil. I have something to tell you. 559 00:39:26,361 --> 00:39:28,886 But before I do, you have to promise me... 560 00:39:28,996 --> 00:39:31,123 that I'm the boss of this, OK? 561 00:39:31,265 --> 00:39:32,664 What? 562 00:39:32,767 --> 00:39:36,897 OK, I've discovered something, which I don't have to tell you... 563 00:39:37,038 --> 00:39:38,835 so the fact that I'm doing that... 564 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:40,669 means you have to hand it over to me... 565 00:39:40,775 --> 00:39:44,040 which means that what I say goes, OK? 566 00:39:44,145 --> 00:39:45,840 No. 567 00:39:45,947 --> 00:39:48,245 Fine. Up to you. 568 00:39:48,349 --> 00:39:50,613 Absolutely fine. 569 00:39:51,986 --> 00:39:53,146 It's cool. 570 00:40:01,763 --> 00:40:03,424 Come on, please? It's really good. 571 00:40:03,564 --> 00:40:05,896 This is really great. You'll thank me. 572 00:40:06,033 --> 00:40:08,558 - If you want to tell me, tell me. - OK. You promise I'm the boss? 573 00:40:08,703 --> 00:40:10,603 How old are you? 574 00:40:10,705 --> 00:40:12,570 Look, only I cared to put this thing together. 575 00:40:12,673 --> 00:40:15,107 I think that gives me a little ownership. I'm not crazy here. 576 00:40:15,243 --> 00:40:18,110 I mean, this is really, really good. 577 00:40:18,212 --> 00:40:20,237 OK, you're the boss, I agree. 578 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,782 In all things pertaining to this extraordinary development... 579 00:40:22,884 --> 00:40:24,442 I will be guided by you, is that OK? 580 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,747 - "Guided" meaning? - Charley! 581 00:40:26,854 --> 00:40:28,754 OK. 582 00:40:28,856 --> 00:40:32,121 Max is your kid. 583 00:40:32,226 --> 00:40:35,525 Your biological descendant. 584 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:38,861 Your spawn. 585 00:40:44,572 --> 00:40:45,937 What're you talking about? 586 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,940 OK, this has been bugging me for months... 587 00:40:48,042 --> 00:40:49,771 but now I'm so sure. 588 00:40:49,877 --> 00:40:53,938 Fact: 31/2 years ago, you donated sperm to their gyno. 589 00:40:54,048 --> 00:40:55,515 Yes. 590 00:40:55,616 --> 00:40:58,107 Fact: After three months of trying, Pam said it wasn't working... 591 00:40:58,219 --> 00:41:00,187 and they were gonna get a donor from a sperm bank. 592 00:41:00,288 --> 00:41:02,415 Yes. They were upset about it, remember? 593 00:41:02,523 --> 00:41:03,615 Pam was a wreck. 594 00:41:03,724 --> 00:41:06,158 Fact: Six months later, they're pregnant. 595 00:41:06,260 --> 00:41:10,629 Fact: Sperm can be kept viable for up to twelve years... 596 00:41:10,765 --> 00:41:13,996 if frozen correctly, according to this website I found. 597 00:41:14,135 --> 00:41:17,969 And fact: When your parents came to visit a year ago... 598 00:41:18,072 --> 00:41:21,098 Pam, Max, and Diane all got sick... 599 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:22,972 and couldn't come over to visit because your mother... 600 00:41:23,077 --> 00:41:25,807 would recognize Max as her grandchild. 601 00:41:25,913 --> 00:41:28,438 And, finally... 602 00:41:32,286 --> 00:41:34,584 You... Max. 603 00:41:34,689 --> 00:41:36,213 All kids look alike! 604 00:41:36,324 --> 00:41:39,054 No, no, no. No, you see it. 605 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,391 You see it, but you can't believe it. 606 00:41:42,497 --> 00:41:44,658 I can't believe it because... 607 00:41:44,799 --> 00:41:46,391 Come on, it doesn't make sense. 608 00:41:46,534 --> 00:41:48,263 Why would they lie? 609 00:41:48,402 --> 00:41:50,632 Because this way, Max is all theirs. 610 00:41:50,738 --> 00:41:52,672 They don't have to consult you about anything. 611 00:41:52,807 --> 00:41:54,035 Sure, they'd lose a little money... 612 00:41:54,141 --> 00:41:55,733 but it's the power, that's what they want. 613 00:41:55,843 --> 00:41:57,435 They don't have to consider us at all. 614 00:41:57,512 --> 00:41:59,742 But if that's how they feel about it... 615 00:41:59,847 --> 00:42:01,508 why did they even try with us in the first place? 616 00:42:01,616 --> 00:42:04,449 I don't know. Sentiment. 617 00:42:04,552 --> 00:42:06,315 But then they thought better of it. 618 00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,513 Maybe we were too enthusiastic. 619 00:42:08,623 --> 00:42:10,818 Maybe we got excited and started talking about colleges... 620 00:42:10,925 --> 00:42:12,825 or said something nice about sugar. 621 00:42:12,927 --> 00:42:15,555 OK, then, you know, they changed their mind. 622 00:42:15,663 --> 00:42:17,631 Why not really use sperm from a sperm bank? 623 00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,597 Because you're a sure thing. 624 00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:22,635 Look at you. You're smart, you're sexy. 625 00:42:22,737 --> 00:42:26,366 You're not faggy at all. The gayest thing about you is me. 626 00:42:30,211 --> 00:42:32,907 I've known Pam since the eighth grade. She wouldn't lie. 627 00:42:33,014 --> 00:42:37,144 She's a mother. It's a sick, sick bond. 628 00:42:37,251 --> 00:42:39,116 Think of yours. 629 00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:42,678 Think of mine. It's unwholesome. 630 00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,485 We have to call them. 631 00:42:44,592 --> 00:42:46,287 No, no, they'll just deny it. 632 00:42:46,394 --> 00:42:49,329 Look, we have options. We have plenty of options. 633 00:42:49,430 --> 00:42:51,261 I think you should just let it sink in. 634 00:42:51,399 --> 00:42:53,867 - God! - I'm the boss of this, remember? 635 00:42:54,001 --> 00:42:57,562 You're too emotional. Just... trust me. 636 00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,503 Did you guys hear that thing on NPR this morning? 637 00:43:00,608 --> 00:43:01,905 About sperm. 638 00:43:02,009 --> 00:43:03,704 Oh, no, no, no, I didn't hear that one. 639 00:43:03,811 --> 00:43:06,371 - Well, maybe it was yesterday. - What was that? 640 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,745 Just about storage and freezing and stuff. 641 00:43:09,850 --> 00:43:12,444 Pam, those jeans are great. Were those the ones... 642 00:43:12,553 --> 00:43:13,781 Where did we get those? On Melrose? 643 00:43:13,888 --> 00:43:15,549 Those are the ones you picked out, the French ones. 644 00:43:15,656 --> 00:43:17,715 - They're so good. - Thanks. 645 00:43:17,825 --> 00:43:20,692 Do you guys know how long sperm keeps? 646 00:43:20,795 --> 00:43:21,921 - No. - Do tell. 647 00:43:22,029 --> 00:43:23,257 Twelve years. 648 00:43:23,397 --> 00:43:24,329 - What? - Yeah. 649 00:43:24,465 --> 00:43:26,365 In the proper, you know, facility. 650 00:43:26,467 --> 00:43:28,799 I don't know what it would be at home. 651 00:43:28,903 --> 00:43:31,098 Did you hear the other story, though? 652 00:43:31,205 --> 00:43:33,196 It must have been after that, on the Khmer Rouge... 653 00:43:33,307 --> 00:43:35,867 about that guy who was growing vegetables behind the torture room? 654 00:43:35,977 --> 00:43:37,945 - No. - That was devastating. 655 00:43:38,045 --> 00:43:39,945 I almost had to pull the car over. 656 00:43:40,047 --> 00:43:43,949 - Was Max in the car? - Yeah, but he was sleeping. 657 00:43:44,051 --> 00:43:46,212 Sugar, bad. Torture, fine. 658 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,309 Is that big enough, right here? 659 00:43:47,421 --> 00:43:49,048 That's great, that's perfect for me. 660 00:43:49,156 --> 00:43:50,487 Can I get some ice cream with that? 661 00:43:50,591 --> 00:43:52,650 - Oh, absolutely. - I'll get it. 662 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,523 You know, there's Tofutti in there, too. 663 00:43:54,629 --> 00:43:56,620 - Oh, good. - You should try it. 664 00:44:34,301 --> 00:44:36,132 What are you still doing here? Go play dominoes. 665 00:44:36,237 --> 00:44:38,102 Get me some scissors from the bathroom. 666 00:44:38,205 --> 00:44:39,263 What? 667 00:44:39,373 --> 00:44:40,806 We can take a DNA sample from his hair... 668 00:44:40,908 --> 00:44:42,102 but I can't pluck any without waking him. 669 00:44:42,209 --> 00:44:43,733 What are you, crazy? Just get away from him. 670 00:44:43,844 --> 00:44:45,436 Oh, my God, my car keys, I forgot this. 671 00:44:45,546 --> 00:44:47,104 You're not doing it. Just give me those. 672 00:44:47,214 --> 00:44:48,374 Yeah! Come on, this is gonna work. 673 00:44:48,482 --> 00:44:49,881 Charley! 674 00:44:49,984 --> 00:44:51,246 Listen, I know what those tests cost. 675 00:44:51,352 --> 00:44:53,286 No, Charley. 676 00:44:55,523 --> 00:44:58,014 Look at him, he's so cute when he's sleeping. 677 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:00,059 Yeah. 678 00:45:02,229 --> 00:45:04,561 How can you not believe this? Look at him! 679 00:45:04,699 --> 00:45:07,497 There's a photograph of you at home looking just like this. 680 00:45:07,601 --> 00:45:10,195 Stick him in Tinkerbell PJ's, it's the spitting image. 681 00:45:10,337 --> 00:45:14,569 What is the matter with you? Jesus! We are going to drop this, OK? 682 00:45:14,675 --> 00:45:17,200 Look at him. He's happy, they're happy, we're happy. 683 00:45:17,311 --> 00:45:18,903 Just leave it alone, all right? 684 00:45:19,013 --> 00:45:20,344 Yeah, but you believe me now. 685 00:45:20,448 --> 00:45:21,642 - No! - Yeah. 686 00:45:21,749 --> 00:45:23,910 I don't. Promise me, all right? 687 00:45:24,018 --> 00:45:25,383 I don't care if you're positive about this. 688 00:45:25,486 --> 00:45:27,954 Just leave it alone. I'm serious. 689 00:45:28,055 --> 00:45:29,818 OK. Fine. 690 00:45:30,991 --> 00:45:34,324 I'm not leaving here until you're back in that living room. 691 00:45:34,428 --> 00:45:35,986 Go. 692 00:45:49,810 --> 00:45:51,539 Aw, man! 693 00:45:51,645 --> 00:45:53,510 This is awesome! 694 00:45:53,614 --> 00:45:55,605 I'm so going to buy this from you when we're done. 695 00:45:55,716 --> 00:45:57,946 No, forget it, OK? It's all going back to the store... 696 00:45:58,052 --> 00:46:00,612 before the credit card bill comes, OK? 697 00:46:00,721 --> 00:46:03,087 So don't drop it. That's not funny. 698 00:46:03,190 --> 00:46:04,851 Don't you know any of this stuff? 699 00:46:04,959 --> 00:46:08,122 Oh, wow, you look really pretty if I stand far away and I use the zoom. 700 00:46:08,229 --> 00:46:09,924 Thank you. 701 00:46:10,030 --> 00:46:11,861 OK, it's back to normal now. 702 00:46:11,999 --> 00:46:13,432 - OK. - Cool. 703 00:46:13,567 --> 00:46:15,000 All right, here, gimme the camera. 704 00:46:15,136 --> 00:46:16,103 OK, here, sure. 705 00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:18,432 OK, but right now. Thank you. 706 00:46:19,673 --> 00:46:21,971 All right, let's see. 707 00:46:22,076 --> 00:46:24,044 Just have to open the program. 708 00:46:24,145 --> 00:46:25,942 Here it comes. 709 00:46:26,046 --> 00:46:27,411 There it is! 710 00:46:28,949 --> 00:46:31,281 Who's that handsome guy, huh? 711 00:46:31,385 --> 00:46:33,114 Cool! Make it rewind through the computer. 712 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:35,120 OK, no! Not in my room! 713 00:46:35,222 --> 00:46:38,214 All right? It's this room, the bathroom, the kitchen. 714 00:46:38,325 --> 00:46:39,792 Everything else is off-limits. 715 00:46:39,894 --> 00:46:41,122 There. You're sleeping with Javier. 716 00:46:42,797 --> 00:46:45,163 You could've told me. 717 00:46:45,299 --> 00:46:47,164 "This is my boyfriend. He's a sex worker." 718 00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:50,863 - You're embarrassed, huh? - No, it's none of your business. 719 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:52,939 And it doesn't affect any of this, does it? 720 00:46:53,073 --> 00:46:54,165 Wait, wait, wait, rewind, rewind, rewind. 721 00:46:54,275 --> 00:46:56,140 Hey, who's that guy? 722 00:46:56,243 --> 00:46:57,232 Oh, my ex-husband. 723 00:46:58,479 --> 00:46:59,878 - Still hung up on him? - No. 724 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:03,108 That's there to remind me what he's like when he calls. 725 00:47:03,217 --> 00:47:06,345 He lost $62,000 that night. 726 00:47:06,453 --> 00:47:08,182 That could've been my money! 727 00:47:08,289 --> 00:47:10,621 Yeah, that's what really hurts about it. 728 00:47:10,724 --> 00:47:11,986 Does Javier gamble? 729 00:47:13,561 --> 00:47:16,792 I don't know. I don't care. I'm not planning to marry him. 730 00:47:16,897 --> 00:47:20,333 Yeah, duh! He's creepy. 731 00:47:20,467 --> 00:47:22,867 "Senor Fingers!" 732 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:24,961 I don't want him handing me any cigarettes... 733 00:47:25,105 --> 00:47:27,039 if you know what I mean. 734 00:47:27,174 --> 00:47:28,937 So, you're just into him for the sex. 735 00:47:29,043 --> 00:47:30,533 'Cause, I mean, I get that, you know. 736 00:47:30,611 --> 00:47:32,841 He's dangerous. He's, like... 737 00:47:32,947 --> 00:47:36,678 gangs and handjobs and Mexican. 738 00:47:36,784 --> 00:47:38,479 I can see where that'd be attractive... 739 00:47:38,586 --> 00:47:40,611 but, you know, you've married the bad boy before. 740 00:47:40,721 --> 00:47:43,451 Mr. Vegas, huh? Live and learn. 741 00:47:43,557 --> 00:47:45,821 Naturally, as my extortionist... 742 00:47:45,926 --> 00:47:47,951 your insights are particularly valuable. 743 00:47:48,062 --> 00:47:49,893 Then why is he holding back, though? 744 00:47:49,997 --> 00:47:52,522 I mean, bring on the ring, dude! Like, he should marry you. 745 00:47:52,666 --> 00:47:55,567 He should totally marry you. You're a step up. 746 00:47:56,837 --> 00:47:59,704 OK. Well, this is in. It's in the hard drive. 747 00:47:59,807 --> 00:48:01,741 When we're done with this, we can edit. 748 00:48:03,143 --> 00:48:04,167 Watch. 749 00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:10,247 Don't. No, don't. Oh, come on! 750 00:48:10,351 --> 00:48:14,447 That's not a zoom, incidentally. Just the way it is. 751 00:48:14,555 --> 00:48:16,182 Like a penis, only bigger. 752 00:48:16,290 --> 00:48:17,587 Who raised you? 753 00:48:27,067 --> 00:48:30,434 How lucky am I? 754 00:48:30,537 --> 00:48:35,975 I'm yours, and I don't even care 755 00:48:36,076 --> 00:48:39,375 How lucky am I? 756 00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:41,414 I'm young 757 00:48:41,515 --> 00:48:45,007 With a few bucks to spare 758 00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:48,885 And I don't even try 759 00:48:48,989 --> 00:48:54,393 I know it's all in my mind 760 00:48:54,495 --> 00:49:02,027 How lucky am I? 761 00:49:07,808 --> 00:49:13,610 I can't believe all my good fortune 762 00:49:16,817 --> 00:49:21,982 I count my blessings every day 763 00:49:26,026 --> 00:49:33,159 Should hurt to be so fun-Ioving 764 00:49:34,935 --> 00:49:39,031 My life must be a crime 765 00:49:39,139 --> 00:49:42,802 How lucky am I? 766 00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:45,504 He says, "I can't take 67 more of those!" 767 00:49:47,915 --> 00:49:49,041 How's the food? 768 00:49:49,149 --> 00:49:50,548 Thanks, Mr. McKee. It's great. 769 00:49:50,651 --> 00:49:53,279 Yeah, we were just going to hit up Taco Bell. 770 00:49:53,387 --> 00:49:55,218 Well, it's my pleasure. You guys are good. 771 00:49:55,322 --> 00:49:58,120 - How's the new amp? - Makes a difference, yeah. 772 00:49:58,225 --> 00:50:01,717 You are really, really talented. 773 00:50:01,829 --> 00:50:05,822 Thank you. I'm just trying to hang in there. 774 00:50:05,966 --> 00:50:07,263 What do you mean? 775 00:50:07,368 --> 00:50:09,029 She's just helping us out until Rain gets out. 776 00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:13,033 Yeah, I need to get a real job, anyway. 777 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,075 I got evicted earlier this month. 778 00:50:16,176 --> 00:50:18,201 Actually, the guy that I was subletting with got evicted... 779 00:50:18,312 --> 00:50:20,974 and none of my checks made it to the landlady... 780 00:50:21,081 --> 00:50:22,571 so that was fun. 781 00:50:22,683 --> 00:50:25,618 Speaking of that, we should probably get you back to your cousin's. 782 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,688 Wait. You're not sleeping on someone's couch? 783 00:50:28,789 --> 00:50:30,051 It's an air bed. 784 00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:32,591 You just push the button, boom, it's full-sized. 785 00:50:32,693 --> 00:50:34,684 Otis, what is the matter with you, dude? 786 00:50:34,795 --> 00:50:35,853 Dude? 787 00:50:35,963 --> 00:50:37,658 Listen, we got an empty pool house. 788 00:50:37,765 --> 00:50:39,562 You move in there till you find a place. 789 00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:41,793 - Oh, I don't know. - We practice there, Dad. 790 00:50:41,935 --> 00:50:43,425 That's what I'm saying. It's no use to me. 791 00:50:43,570 --> 00:50:46,266 It's got a big bedroom and a full bathroom. You'll love it. 792 00:50:46,373 --> 00:50:49,672 - Well, I don't know. - I do. It's fine. 793 00:50:49,777 --> 00:50:51,244 Miles, you'll know this. 794 00:50:51,345 --> 00:50:56,009 What would it take to get all you cats into a studio to cut a CD? 795 00:50:56,116 --> 00:50:58,983 - Seriously? - Seriously. 796 00:51:00,654 --> 00:51:02,417 Nice car. 797 00:51:04,124 --> 00:51:07,423 Well, my dad's letting me run out the lease. 798 00:51:07,528 --> 00:51:10,122 Isn't it nice not being a fag? 799 00:51:11,865 --> 00:51:13,890 This is the thing... 800 00:51:14,034 --> 00:51:16,969 I'll totally help you find a new place. 801 00:51:17,104 --> 00:51:18,366 Because this is temporary. 802 00:51:18,472 --> 00:51:20,667 That's what he said, until you find your own place. 803 00:51:20,774 --> 00:51:23,208 Oh, what's it to you? 804 00:51:23,310 --> 00:51:25,278 What do you mean? This is too fast. 805 00:51:25,379 --> 00:51:26,937 We're sleeping together. 806 00:51:27,047 --> 00:51:30,016 Yeah, once. It wasn't that fast. It was good. 807 00:51:30,117 --> 00:51:33,575 I'm just saying we've got to be our own, independent people. 808 00:51:33,687 --> 00:51:35,177 Suddenly, we're, like, living together? 809 00:51:35,289 --> 00:51:39,316 You know what? It's fine. 'Cause we're breaking up. 810 00:51:39,426 --> 00:51:40,552 What? 811 00:51:40,661 --> 00:51:43,687 Look, I'm not going to screw you and your dad. 812 00:51:43,797 --> 00:51:46,265 You're not going to fuck my dad. 813 00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,061 He is 44, OK? 814 00:51:48,202 --> 00:51:51,228 So, the first guy I slept with was 38 and I was 13. 815 00:51:51,371 --> 00:51:52,895 My best friend's dad. 816 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,440 You're making that up. That's from American Beauty. 817 00:51:55,542 --> 00:51:56,873 It was exactly like that. 818 00:51:56,977 --> 00:51:59,411 Except I didn't have roses coming out of my tits. 819 00:51:59,513 --> 00:52:01,981 My dad has lots of girlfriends, and he spends money on them... 820 00:52:02,082 --> 00:52:04,516 but he doesn't marry them, so you can forget that. 821 00:52:04,618 --> 00:52:06,643 Why would I want to marry him? 822 00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:09,984 Like that's what I need... a gay stepson. 823 00:52:11,692 --> 00:52:14,661 You think I'm just going to let someone take advantage of my father? 824 00:52:14,761 --> 00:52:18,492 Hey, butt boy, listen... 825 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,968 if you don't help me with this... 826 00:52:22,102 --> 00:52:23,729 I'm going to tell him you're gay... 827 00:52:23,871 --> 00:52:27,705 and then you'll be out on your ass, not me, OK? 828 00:52:28,809 --> 00:52:29,901 So... 829 00:52:32,112 --> 00:52:34,103 First thing you gotta do is, you gotta break up with me... 830 00:52:34,214 --> 00:52:37,672 because there's no way your dad's gonna fuck his son's first real girlfriend. 831 00:52:37,784 --> 00:52:39,081 He's got morals. 832 00:52:39,186 --> 00:52:41,211 Yeah, well, I am dumping you, OK? 833 00:52:41,321 --> 00:52:42,549 Just so you know. 834 00:52:42,656 --> 00:52:46,092 Yeah. But let me tell you why. 835 00:52:48,495 --> 00:52:51,055 - Breakfast? - No, thanks. 836 00:52:51,165 --> 00:52:53,133 Thought you were out in the pool house. 837 00:52:53,267 --> 00:52:54,461 Why? 838 00:52:54,601 --> 00:52:56,865 Otis, it's OK if you want to spend the night with Jude. 839 00:52:56,970 --> 00:52:59,598 It's fine. You're not a teenager anymore. 840 00:52:59,706 --> 00:53:03,574 - She get settled in all right? - She's moving out. 841 00:53:03,677 --> 00:53:05,167 What? 842 00:53:05,279 --> 00:53:06,803 We broke up. 843 00:53:06,914 --> 00:53:09,212 I mean, I broke up with her. 844 00:53:09,316 --> 00:53:11,181 She's moving back to her cousin's... 845 00:53:11,285 --> 00:53:13,116 and she might not even be in the band anymore. 846 00:53:13,220 --> 00:53:15,552 - I don't know. - What happened? 847 00:53:17,057 --> 00:53:20,424 She lied to me about her age. 848 00:53:20,527 --> 00:53:23,985 She's not 24, she's 29. 849 00:53:24,097 --> 00:53:26,895 She's too old. 850 00:53:27,034 --> 00:53:31,027 - She's 29? - Yeah, for another month. 851 00:53:31,171 --> 00:53:35,073 I don't want to date a 30-year-old. I'm 22. You know? 852 00:53:35,209 --> 00:53:37,302 I could be in college. 853 00:53:37,411 --> 00:53:39,311 Why would she lie about her age? 854 00:53:39,413 --> 00:53:42,439 I just assumed. 855 00:53:42,549 --> 00:53:45,575 I don't know. Anyway, she... 856 00:53:45,686 --> 00:53:48,382 she wants to use the pool today. I said it was OK. 857 00:53:48,488 --> 00:53:54,393 Her cousin's at work, and she gave back her key. 858 00:53:54,494 --> 00:53:57,088 Well, I'm sorry things turned out this way. 859 00:53:59,066 --> 00:54:02,365 I'm going over to Alvin's. 860 00:54:02,469 --> 00:54:04,903 In the Lexus. 861 00:54:05,038 --> 00:54:06,562 Sure, sure. 862 00:54:06,707 --> 00:54:08,299 Sure, whatever. 863 00:54:21,521 --> 00:54:23,216 Hey. 864 00:54:23,323 --> 00:54:25,018 Oh, hey, Mr. McKee. 865 00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:27,389 No, Frank. 866 00:54:27,494 --> 00:54:28,756 Listen... 867 00:54:30,297 --> 00:54:32,060 I hear things are a little tricky. 868 00:54:32,199 --> 00:54:33,860 Yeah. 869 00:54:35,302 --> 00:54:37,896 Thanks for the pool house thing and all. 870 00:54:38,038 --> 00:54:40,165 I don't think it's going to work out. 871 00:54:40,274 --> 00:54:42,834 You know, I'd really hate to see you leave the band. 872 00:54:42,943 --> 00:54:45,207 They really need you. 873 00:54:45,312 --> 00:54:47,644 Well, it's kind of up to Otis. 874 00:54:47,748 --> 00:54:49,181 I could talk to him. 875 00:54:49,283 --> 00:54:52,184 I mean, every woman lies about her age a little bit. 876 00:54:52,286 --> 00:54:54,379 That's what he told you it was about? 877 00:54:56,690 --> 00:54:58,555 Man, it's not that. 878 00:55:00,127 --> 00:55:02,493 He's got someone else. 879 00:55:02,596 --> 00:55:04,530 Lane. 880 00:55:04,665 --> 00:55:08,226 Lane? That's a girl's name? 881 00:55:09,736 --> 00:55:12,000 He didn't tell you anything about her? 882 00:55:12,105 --> 00:55:15,302 You don't know your son very well, do you? 883 00:55:15,409 --> 00:55:17,434 Well, I don't think you should leave. 884 00:55:17,511 --> 00:55:20,503 I insist you stay. I'm going to talk to Otis... 885 00:55:20,614 --> 00:55:23,174 'cause that's no way to treat somebody you care about. 886 00:55:24,785 --> 00:55:27,083 I wish he was more like you. 887 00:55:27,187 --> 00:55:31,317 Well, he's young, and maybe I could have done a better job. 888 00:55:31,425 --> 00:55:33,916 But I was a kid when I had him, practically. 889 00:55:34,027 --> 00:55:35,426 Do you know what? 890 00:55:36,663 --> 00:55:38,995 You remind me of the first boy I dated. 891 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,365 Hardly a boy. 892 00:55:42,469 --> 00:55:43,902 Now you're lying. 893 00:56:00,620 --> 00:56:02,212 Oh, my God. 894 00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:05,648 Oh, my God. 895 00:56:05,759 --> 00:56:08,626 Yeah, that's why I've been behaving so weird lately. 896 00:56:08,729 --> 00:56:10,663 You know. We both have. 897 00:56:10,764 --> 00:56:12,527 I just... l... I can't even believe this. 898 00:56:12,666 --> 00:56:14,224 I can't believe we're having this conversation. 899 00:56:16,670 --> 00:56:21,107 All right. So... what kind of disease? 900 00:56:23,009 --> 00:56:25,637 He won't say, you know? He... 901 00:56:25,746 --> 00:56:28,078 It's neurological, he told me that. 902 00:56:28,181 --> 00:56:29,512 Oh, my God. 903 00:56:29,616 --> 00:56:31,948 Yeah. Hereditary. 904 00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:37,312 All the males in his family have to be tested for it. 905 00:56:40,761 --> 00:56:42,752 Do you... I mean, what's the name of it? 906 00:56:45,031 --> 00:56:47,022 It's not MS, I know that. 907 00:56:47,167 --> 00:56:49,260 Well, is it like MS? 908 00:56:49,403 --> 00:56:52,429 Well, it's... I don't know. 909 00:56:52,572 --> 00:56:54,870 Are you forgetting the name of it? 910 00:56:54,975 --> 00:56:57,102 He didn't want me to interfere, you know? 911 00:56:57,210 --> 00:56:58,677 He just thought I would be, you know... 912 00:56:58,779 --> 00:56:59,939 that I would be on the internet... 913 00:57:00,046 --> 00:57:02,708 and I'd be talking to doctors and nagging him. 914 00:57:02,816 --> 00:57:04,681 Like I'm that guy, you know. I'm not that guy. 915 00:57:04,785 --> 00:57:07,185 All right. What are the symptoms? Do you know the symptoms? 916 00:57:07,287 --> 00:57:10,381 Yeah. Did you know Gil's grandfather... 917 00:57:10,490 --> 00:57:12,253 when you were at high school together? 918 00:57:12,359 --> 00:57:13,792 No. I don't think so. 919 00:57:13,894 --> 00:57:18,331 I don't... I don't even remember Gil talking about him or mentioning him. 920 00:57:18,465 --> 00:57:22,367 Well, I'm not surprised. It's pretty debilitating. 921 00:57:22,502 --> 00:57:24,402 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 922 00:57:24,504 --> 00:57:25,698 Hey, it's not fatal. 923 00:57:25,806 --> 00:57:27,034 - It's OK. - It's not? 924 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:30,439 No, no, no. It's just untreatable. 925 00:57:32,479 --> 00:57:33,571 Yeah. 926 00:57:35,715 --> 00:57:38,684 All right. So, when... I mean, what do we do? 927 00:57:39,886 --> 00:57:43,583 Pam, you mustn't say that we... You can't tell him we spoke. 928 00:57:43,690 --> 00:57:46,625 Oh, God. All right. I mean, l... Yeah. 929 00:57:46,726 --> 00:57:49,991 He would kill me if he knew we'd spoken. 930 00:57:50,096 --> 00:57:54,089 - Oh, my God. Max! - Max? 931 00:57:54,234 --> 00:57:57,032 I've got to go pick him up. I gotta get myself together. 932 00:57:57,137 --> 00:57:59,970 - That's the one comfort we have. - What? 933 00:58:00,073 --> 00:58:02,837 You know, that you guys couldn't get pregnant... 934 00:58:02,943 --> 00:58:05,810 with Gil's, you know. 935 00:58:05,912 --> 00:58:08,312 Like your body knew somehow. 936 00:58:08,415 --> 00:58:11,942 Just said... not allowed. 937 00:58:12,052 --> 00:58:15,647 I gotta go. I gotta go. Sorry. 938 00:58:15,755 --> 00:58:19,020 Hey, Pam, I think it's going to be OK. 939 00:58:20,927 --> 00:58:23,987 I gotta say, man, I'm glad she's not here for first day... 940 00:58:24,097 --> 00:58:26,531 'cause she's, like, opinionated. 941 00:58:30,403 --> 00:58:31,461 All right. 942 00:58:33,473 --> 00:58:37,204 What did you do to your face, man? 943 00:58:37,310 --> 00:58:39,778 - What do you mean? - You got a fake moustache on. 944 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:41,142 Oh, yeah. You like it? 945 00:58:41,248 --> 00:58:42,840 It's so my clients don't notice me, you know? 946 00:58:42,949 --> 00:58:44,780 It's a little make-up, too, that Mamie has. 947 00:58:44,885 --> 00:58:48,548 Mamie's white, OK? You look like a scared Mexican. 948 00:58:48,655 --> 00:58:50,088 Like, down at the border on the news. 949 00:58:50,190 --> 00:58:51,714 Hey, come on. That's my face up there, OK? 950 00:58:51,825 --> 00:58:53,087 It's gonna look good through the camera. 951 00:58:53,193 --> 00:58:54,387 - Just shoot. - It's cool, man. 952 00:58:54,494 --> 00:58:55,518 I don't know how it's gonna read. I guess... 953 00:58:55,629 --> 00:58:57,597 - Come on. I gotta go. - Well, it looks all right. 954 00:58:57,697 --> 00:59:00,291 OK. We're rolling, we're rolling. 955 00:59:00,433 --> 00:59:02,128 Came up with a list of questions that, you know... 956 00:59:02,269 --> 00:59:04,066 everybody who's ever gotten a massage, I'm sure, wants to know. 957 00:59:04,170 --> 00:59:05,535 Have you had a massage, ever? 958 00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:07,504 Yeah, I have. Actually, let's start with that. 959 00:59:07,607 --> 00:59:10,098 What do you do when somebody lets one out... 960 00:59:10,210 --> 00:59:12,474 while you're massaging them? Do you just keep going? 961 00:59:12,579 --> 00:59:15,707 Is that what the incense is for? Take me through that. 962 00:59:15,815 --> 00:59:17,305 You farted today inside. 963 00:59:17,417 --> 00:59:19,442 - No. - You said it was her! 964 00:59:19,553 --> 00:59:21,316 - Cut! - You know something? 965 00:59:21,421 --> 00:59:22,979 Women don't fart like that, my friend. 966 00:59:23,089 --> 00:59:25,057 Do me a favor? Take a picture of me. 967 00:59:25,158 --> 00:59:29,219 I forgot, I wanted to do it before. So we'll get back to this. 968 00:59:29,329 --> 00:59:31,058 Ready? 969 00:59:31,164 --> 00:59:33,792 Your fly's open. 970 00:59:33,934 --> 00:59:35,026 Good. 971 00:59:35,168 --> 00:59:37,193 Here we go. What's it like... 972 00:59:37,337 --> 00:59:41,239 when some woman you're massaging lets one out? 973 00:59:41,341 --> 00:59:43,536 OK, they're cooked all the way now. 974 00:59:43,610 --> 00:59:45,237 I didn't know. I like 'em pink. 975 00:59:45,345 --> 00:59:49,475 OK. Maybe we have five minutes, in a montage... 976 00:59:49,583 --> 00:59:51,414 with music covering the stupidity. 977 00:59:51,518 --> 00:59:54,487 - We shot for two hours. - Yeah, and it's garbage. 978 00:59:54,588 --> 00:59:59,821 Nicky, who cares who invented that donut that people put their face in? 979 00:59:59,926 --> 01:00:01,120 It's called a cradle, OK? 980 01:00:01,227 --> 01:00:04,025 A face cradle, and I think it's interesting. 981 01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:07,099 And farts? And who pays for the lotion? 982 01:00:07,200 --> 01:00:09,794 And, so, OK, how do people tip you? 983 01:00:09,936 --> 01:00:11,961 Because they're naked, so where's the wallet? 984 01:00:12,105 --> 01:00:14,733 That's neat, OK? The little envelopes at the front desk? 985 01:00:14,841 --> 01:00:15,967 I didn't know that. 986 01:00:16,076 --> 01:00:18,340 All right. Do you want to get into film school? 987 01:00:18,445 --> 01:00:20,572 - Yeah. - Because I don't care. 988 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:22,580 I just have to help you make a documentary. 989 01:00:22,682 --> 01:00:25,515 As good as the one you're not letting me make. 990 01:00:25,619 --> 01:00:28,053 No. No. Just a documentary. 991 01:00:28,154 --> 01:00:30,349 If you want a stupid interview... 992 01:00:30,457 --> 01:00:32,721 that you could see on the local news, fine. 993 01:00:32,826 --> 01:00:35,124 But if you want this to be good... 994 01:00:35,228 --> 01:00:38,356 if you want people to care about him... 995 01:00:38,498 --> 01:00:40,090 you have to have a point of view. 996 01:00:40,233 --> 01:00:41,632 I have a point of view! 997 01:00:41,735 --> 01:00:43,566 This guy has it made, and I care... 998 01:00:43,670 --> 01:00:46,195 because I want to see him get all these ladies off. 999 01:00:46,339 --> 01:00:48,330 - That's your reasoning? - Yes! 1000 01:00:48,441 --> 01:00:50,432 Oh, OK. All right. Well, I'm relieved. 1001 01:00:50,577 --> 01:00:52,272 What does that mean? 1002 01:00:52,379 --> 01:00:54,939 It means someone smart would be harder to please. 1003 01:00:55,048 --> 01:00:58,176 But if you're stupid, hey, just makes my job easier. 1004 01:00:58,284 --> 01:00:59,911 What did you just call me? 1005 01:01:01,588 --> 01:01:04,989 Forget it. It's OK. 1006 01:01:07,093 --> 01:01:10,426 You know, you say "stupid" too much. 1007 01:01:11,765 --> 01:01:14,791 I just mean, I think you're better than this... 1008 01:01:14,934 --> 01:01:16,196 or you could be. 1009 01:01:16,302 --> 01:01:19,533 Yeah, well I think that goes for everybody... 1010 01:01:19,639 --> 01:01:21,869 from what I can see from right here. 1011 01:01:32,018 --> 01:01:35,215 Anyway, the makeup blows. I'll give you that. 1012 01:01:35,321 --> 01:01:38,813 It's no fun thinking of him nailing all these women... 1013 01:01:38,925 --> 01:01:42,326 if he might be a homo, but that's just me. 1014 01:01:43,596 --> 01:01:45,120 That's my beer. 1015 01:01:46,733 --> 01:01:48,166 Sorry. 1016 01:01:48,301 --> 01:01:49,268 It's OK. 1017 01:01:49,402 --> 01:01:52,667 OK. All right. 1018 01:01:52,772 --> 01:01:54,831 It's gonna be OK. 1019 01:01:54,941 --> 01:01:56,306 All right, well, it's gonna be good. 1020 01:01:56,409 --> 01:01:57,967 We'll just go through it again. 1021 01:01:58,111 --> 01:02:01,137 I got two hours of footage. 1022 01:02:01,247 --> 01:02:02,305 Yeah. 1023 01:02:02,415 --> 01:02:04,110 Will you do me a favor, for my sanity? 1024 01:02:04,217 --> 01:02:05,548 Will you just say to me... 1025 01:02:05,652 --> 01:02:07,552 Please just say to me right now... 1026 01:02:07,654 --> 01:02:11,215 five minutes was an overestimation. 1027 01:02:39,519 --> 01:02:41,453 Jesus Christ. 1028 01:02:43,690 --> 01:02:44,952 Time to go. 1029 01:02:47,494 --> 01:02:48,961 Hey, Charley. 1030 01:02:49,062 --> 01:02:50,586 That was Pam and Diane from the car. 1031 01:02:50,697 --> 01:02:52,824 They're on their way over. 1032 01:02:52,966 --> 01:02:54,695 I thought we were seeing them tonight at Jill's. 1033 01:02:54,834 --> 01:02:57,325 They say they have something to tell us. 1034 01:03:00,573 --> 01:03:02,438 Wow. That was fast. 1035 01:03:09,482 --> 01:03:10,574 You know, don't you? 1036 01:03:17,023 --> 01:03:19,924 All right, guys. I don't know where to begin. 1037 01:03:20,026 --> 01:03:21,891 - Oh, well... - So... 1038 01:03:21,995 --> 01:03:25,590 Look, you know, these things, they just get out of hand. 1039 01:03:25,732 --> 01:03:27,427 I mean, you know, you want to tell... 1040 01:03:27,567 --> 01:03:29,432 you want to get it off your chest. 1041 01:03:29,536 --> 01:03:32,699 And I'm sure every night you think you will... 1042 01:03:32,806 --> 01:03:35,138 and it just gets harder and harder. 1043 01:03:35,241 --> 01:03:37,141 We're your best friends. I mean... 1044 01:03:37,210 --> 01:03:39,440 I know, but, you know, we're still that, right? 1045 01:03:39,546 --> 01:03:40,945 - I mean... - Oh, God, yeah. 1046 01:03:41,047 --> 01:03:43,277 This doesn't change anything. For me it doesn't. 1047 01:03:43,383 --> 01:03:45,943 No, but also, trust is everything, and... 1048 01:03:46,052 --> 01:03:49,146 It's not just about trust. 1049 01:03:49,255 --> 01:03:51,280 Gil, how are you feeling? 1050 01:03:53,927 --> 01:03:57,590 Well... wow. 1051 01:03:57,697 --> 01:04:01,861 Well, I'm feeling better now that we're facing it. 1052 01:04:02,001 --> 01:04:06,028 But, you know, we're getting ahead of ourselves. 1053 01:04:06,172 --> 01:04:09,232 Why don't you say what you came here to say? 1054 01:04:10,844 --> 01:04:13,005 It's over, OK? 1055 01:04:13,112 --> 01:04:16,206 The secret, OK? We're done with that. 1056 01:04:16,316 --> 01:04:20,013 It's done. And now we just... 1057 01:04:20,119 --> 01:04:22,246 we want to be here in any way we can. 1058 01:04:22,355 --> 01:04:24,949 OK? I mean, the health system's tricky... 1059 01:04:25,058 --> 01:04:27,754 - and, well, you need advocates... - Pam! Pam! 1060 01:04:27,861 --> 01:04:29,260 You got to let us be that for you... 1061 01:04:29,362 --> 01:04:30,761 Pam, can I have a conversation with you? 1062 01:04:30,864 --> 01:04:32,092 Charley, I'm gonna bring you into this. 1063 01:04:32,232 --> 01:04:33,927 - I need to speak to you in private. - And Charley, too. 1064 01:04:34,067 --> 01:04:37,468 That should be obvious, but you've got to let us all help you. 1065 01:04:37,570 --> 01:04:41,870 I'm... What are you talking about? 1066 01:04:41,975 --> 01:04:44,671 - Come on, Gil. Knock it off. - Gil, it's OK. 1067 01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:48,440 Look, we know you're sick, and we want to help you. 1068 01:04:48,548 --> 01:04:50,448 I'm sick? I'm not... What? 1069 01:04:50,550 --> 01:04:53,610 - I told you not to bring it up. - Bring what up, Charley? 1070 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:56,086 I had to, man. I mean, we're family. 1071 01:04:56,189 --> 01:04:59,249 - But I don't... - Gil, your disease, all right? 1072 01:04:59,359 --> 01:05:02,192 Your incurable, untreatable brain disease. 1073 01:05:02,295 --> 01:05:05,731 We know. Jesus. I mean, how long are you gonna keep this up? 1074 01:05:05,832 --> 01:05:08,733 What? I don't know what is going on. 1075 01:05:08,835 --> 01:05:10,996 Look, so far we know that it's hereditary... 1076 01:05:11,137 --> 01:05:14,470 it's progressive, and asymptomatic so far... 1077 01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:16,041 which is good news. 1078 01:05:16,175 --> 01:05:18,700 OK, I didn't want to tell you because I knew you'd be mad... 1079 01:05:18,811 --> 01:05:20,278 but I had a plan... 1080 01:05:20,380 --> 01:05:22,541 Hereditary? Jesus, Charley! 1081 01:05:22,649 --> 01:05:26,676 What, are you Lucy? What kind of crazy shit is this? 1082 01:05:26,786 --> 01:05:29,186 It's not crazy. You should've seen her face when I told her. 1083 01:05:29,289 --> 01:05:30,449 She was so upset. 1084 01:05:30,556 --> 01:05:33,684 Of course she was upset, Charley. She's my oldest friend. 1085 01:05:33,793 --> 01:05:37,593 She was upset because she thought Max would inherit the brain... 1086 01:05:37,697 --> 01:05:40,291 - Wait a second. - Max? How would Max inherit it? 1087 01:05:40,433 --> 01:05:41,900 Oh, you're good. You're very good. 1088 01:05:42,035 --> 01:05:43,798 Are you not sick? 1089 01:05:43,903 --> 01:05:44,927 L... 1090 01:05:45,071 --> 01:05:47,039 Oh, Jesus. OK. 1091 01:05:47,173 --> 01:05:50,267 What the hell's going on here? 1092 01:05:50,410 --> 01:05:52,776 Look, we know that Max is Gil's son. 1093 01:05:52,879 --> 01:05:54,608 OK? You only have to look to see that. 1094 01:05:54,714 --> 01:05:57,808 We know that you lied about the sperm sample not working. 1095 01:05:57,917 --> 01:05:59,441 But, you know, best friends or not... 1096 01:05:59,552 --> 01:06:01,611 you wanted a kid that you didn't have to share. 1097 01:06:01,721 --> 01:06:03,780 Oh, you miserable little faggot. 1098 01:06:03,890 --> 01:06:06,120 Oh, that's mature. Homophobe much? 1099 01:06:06,225 --> 01:06:08,693 Do you have any idea what you've done? 1100 01:06:08,795 --> 01:06:13,596 And you lied to me? About him being sick? 1101 01:06:13,733 --> 01:06:14,700 That's disgusting. 1102 01:06:14,834 --> 01:06:17,462 Jesus Christ, Gil. Is that what you think? 1103 01:06:17,603 --> 01:06:19,298 No, no. I mean... 1104 01:06:19,405 --> 01:06:20,736 I don't know. I mean... 1105 01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:24,401 It never occurred to me before, Pam. It just... 1106 01:06:24,510 --> 01:06:26,774 Notice that they're not denying it. 1107 01:06:26,879 --> 01:06:28,437 - I'll deny it. - Fuck that. 1108 01:06:28,548 --> 01:06:30,812 - I gotta get out of here. - You don't deserve it. 1109 01:06:30,917 --> 01:06:32,817 So let's get a DNA test. 1110 01:06:32,919 --> 01:06:34,910 You know what, motherfucker? Get a court order. 1111 01:06:35,021 --> 01:06:37,012 In the meantime, you stay the fuck away from us. 1112 01:06:42,195 --> 01:06:44,720 It's me, OK? It's not you. 1113 01:06:44,831 --> 01:06:47,095 They'll see that. That's the way to go with this. 1114 01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:50,464 Just blame me. I'm fine with that. 1115 01:06:50,570 --> 01:06:53,471 I mean, they didn't deny it. 1116 01:06:53,573 --> 01:06:55,040 Not really. 1117 01:06:59,045 --> 01:07:00,740 It's interesting. I... 1118 01:07:05,985 --> 01:07:07,316 OK? 1119 01:07:07,420 --> 01:07:09,183 Yeah. Just make sure you don't get too much... 1120 01:07:09,288 --> 01:07:10,755 of the treatment room, all right? 1121 01:07:10,857 --> 01:07:12,722 'Cause that's what we've got to fake later at your place. 1122 01:07:12,825 --> 01:07:14,156 So less is better with that. 1123 01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:16,524 OK, OK. What if they catch me? 1124 01:07:16,629 --> 01:07:18,529 Are you the type people catch? 1125 01:07:18,664 --> 01:07:19,892 OK. 1126 01:07:24,337 --> 01:07:25,736 Mis-en-scene. 1127 01:07:25,838 --> 01:07:28,272 Don't forget... mis-en-scene. 1128 01:07:31,477 --> 01:07:32,739 Come in. 1129 01:07:40,153 --> 01:07:43,384 Do you want me to start face up or face down? 1130 01:07:43,489 --> 01:07:46,014 Is this your first time here, Mamie? 1131 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:47,922 - I said your name. - That's all right. 1132 01:07:48,027 --> 01:07:49,619 You don't have to go all the way out. 1133 01:07:49,729 --> 01:07:51,196 Just start at the door. 1134 01:07:51,297 --> 01:07:52,855 Can we take five, please? 1135 01:07:52,999 --> 01:07:54,557 Sure. Yeah. 1136 01:07:56,669 --> 01:07:58,603 Take five. 1137 01:08:00,273 --> 01:08:01,672 Here. 1138 01:08:01,774 --> 01:08:04,504 - Thank you. - Sure. 1139 01:08:09,582 --> 01:08:10,708 Good? 1140 01:08:10,817 --> 01:08:12,375 Did you see my interviews? 1141 01:08:13,586 --> 01:08:17,420 - They were good, right? - Yeah. A lot of acting. 1142 01:08:17,523 --> 01:08:18,581 Thank you. 1143 01:08:18,691 --> 01:08:20,682 It's a documentary, you know. 1144 01:08:20,793 --> 01:08:24,524 He loves it. He thinks you're an American hero... 1145 01:08:24,630 --> 01:08:27,690 making depressed women everywhere feel good. 1146 01:08:27,834 --> 01:08:29,267 He's an idiot. 1147 01:08:31,170 --> 01:08:34,139 I think he's getting a crush on you, you know? 1148 01:08:34,273 --> 01:08:37,902 Right. Yeah, nothing says "I love you" like blackmail. 1149 01:08:44,183 --> 01:08:46,913 So, did you really have a sister who died? 1150 01:08:48,554 --> 01:08:50,044 How do you know that? 1151 01:08:50,156 --> 01:08:52,522 From the interview where you're walking. 1152 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:54,183 It's supposed to be Mexico. 1153 01:08:54,293 --> 01:08:57,194 Oh, yeah. Well, she was the baby, you know. 1154 01:08:57,296 --> 01:09:00,959 She was always sick. But I have five others. 1155 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,624 Oh, wow. 1156 01:09:02,768 --> 01:09:04,292 I have a brother. 1157 01:09:04,437 --> 01:09:06,667 Stepbrother. 1158 01:09:06,772 --> 01:09:08,239 Not here. 1159 01:09:10,009 --> 01:09:11,408 So... 1160 01:09:11,511 --> 01:09:14,639 you think we could match this at my house? 1161 01:09:14,747 --> 01:09:17,716 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah? 1162 01:09:17,817 --> 01:09:21,048 I'm gonna take the table home and the screen. 1163 01:09:21,154 --> 01:09:23,088 And the robe, so... 1164 01:09:23,189 --> 01:09:24,918 They're gonna be looking at the girl anyway. 1165 01:09:25,024 --> 01:09:26,855 Yeah. 1166 01:09:26,959 --> 01:09:29,223 Well, we have 45 minutes. 1167 01:09:30,963 --> 01:09:32,954 You want to help me rehearse? 1168 01:09:33,099 --> 01:09:34,794 Make me a better actor. 1169 01:09:36,435 --> 01:09:38,403 We should just get this done. 1170 01:09:40,006 --> 01:09:41,234 OK. 1171 01:09:53,886 --> 01:09:55,217 - Hi. - Hey. 1172 01:09:55,321 --> 01:09:58,552 I just thought Otis might be out here. 1173 01:09:58,658 --> 01:10:01,627 No, he's at Lane's. 1174 01:10:01,727 --> 01:10:04,491 I think he's probably gonna spend the night. 1175 01:10:04,597 --> 01:10:08,192 Yeah. All right. 1176 01:10:08,334 --> 01:10:09,892 Do you smoke? 1177 01:10:10,036 --> 01:10:11,936 Yeah. Pot? 1178 01:10:12,038 --> 01:10:13,972 Yeah, I get high all the time. 1179 01:10:17,210 --> 01:10:18,472 Thanks. 1180 01:10:35,194 --> 01:10:38,357 You know, the thing about guys Otis' age is... 1181 01:10:38,497 --> 01:10:42,593 there's not a whole lot going on in there besides hormones. 1182 01:10:42,735 --> 01:10:44,726 Yeah. 1183 01:10:47,406 --> 01:10:49,067 I think he's in love. 1184 01:10:49,175 --> 01:10:51,439 No way. So quick? 1185 01:10:53,879 --> 01:10:55,744 It happened to me. 1186 01:10:57,383 --> 01:10:59,613 How long did you and Otis know each other... 1187 01:10:59,719 --> 01:11:02,244 before you got together? 1188 01:11:04,957 --> 01:11:07,187 I'm not talking about Otis. 1189 01:11:57,543 --> 01:11:58,976 Look at me. 1190 01:12:03,816 --> 01:12:05,408 Just look at me. 1191 01:13:07,580 --> 01:13:09,047 - I'm firing! - You aim. 1192 01:13:09,148 --> 01:13:10,547 - No, I'm firing! - I'm firing! 1193 01:13:10,649 --> 01:13:12,708 I'm firing! I told you I was firing. 1194 01:13:12,818 --> 01:13:16,345 - Look, see? Fire, fire, fire, fire! - All right. 1195 01:13:30,403 --> 01:13:31,665 He's in love. 1196 01:13:39,545 --> 01:13:41,445 Charley... 1197 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:43,777 don't feed the dog at the table. 1198 01:13:43,883 --> 01:13:45,145 Come on. 1199 01:13:51,123 --> 01:13:53,421 - Hi. - Hi. 1200 01:13:53,526 --> 01:13:55,756 I'm Shauna. You must be Mamie. 1201 01:13:55,861 --> 01:13:57,488 Hi. Yes, that's right. Yeah. 1202 01:13:57,596 --> 01:13:59,029 You're Javier's friend. 1203 01:13:59,131 --> 01:14:00,860 He said 1:00, so... 1204 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:02,467 Yeah, come in. That's right. 1205 01:14:02,601 --> 01:14:04,125 You're right. You're right on time. 1206 01:14:04,270 --> 01:14:07,205 OK, so... 1207 01:14:07,339 --> 01:14:09,432 we're zoomed in as much as possible right now... 1208 01:14:09,542 --> 01:14:11,601 and all we see is your face. OK? 1209 01:14:11,710 --> 01:14:15,077 When she arched her back in rehearsal, we did see her nipples. 1210 01:14:15,181 --> 01:14:17,547 Nipples are fine. Are nipples OK with you, Shauna? 1211 01:14:17,650 --> 01:14:20,118 Yeah, sure. It's part of the story. 1212 01:14:20,219 --> 01:14:21,447 OK. 1213 01:14:21,554 --> 01:14:23,419 OK, anyway, Javier... 1214 01:14:23,522 --> 01:14:26,889 let's take it from you flipping over onto your back. 1215 01:14:26,992 --> 01:14:29,085 Yeah, OK. 1216 01:14:29,195 --> 01:14:30,560 Get the... 1217 01:14:33,265 --> 01:14:36,428 OK. And action. 1218 01:14:36,569 --> 01:14:39,504 Can I get you on your back now, Mrs. Kline? 1219 01:14:41,073 --> 01:14:43,132 Do you think it's enough with just her? 1220 01:14:43,242 --> 01:14:45,938 Oh, yeah. If you get more than one, it dilutes it. 1221 01:14:46,045 --> 01:14:48,275 But if you want, you could get testimonials... 1222 01:14:48,380 --> 01:14:49,870 you know, clients who get it done? 1223 01:14:49,982 --> 01:14:52,450 Would you like a complete massage, Mrs. Kline? 1224 01:14:52,551 --> 01:14:54,178 What do you mean by "complete"? 1225 01:14:54,286 --> 01:14:55,753 Get ready for your zoom. 1226 01:14:55,855 --> 01:14:56,947 Right. Fuck. 1227 01:14:57,056 --> 01:14:58,853 It's all right. 1228 01:15:02,962 --> 01:15:04,759 There we go. 1229 01:15:14,740 --> 01:15:16,571 Oh, she's so good. 1230 01:15:16,675 --> 01:15:19,371 She's so good. 1231 01:15:19,478 --> 01:15:21,275 And he's a natural. Look at how he gives her... 1232 01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:23,644 so much to work off of, you know? 1233 01:15:44,737 --> 01:15:46,728 Are nipples OK with you, Shauna? 1234 01:15:46,872 --> 01:15:49,067 Yeah, sure. It's part of the story. 1235 01:15:49,174 --> 01:15:51,938 Anyway, OK, OK. So... 1236 01:15:52,044 --> 01:15:54,512 so as soon as Javier says, "Would you like a complete..." 1237 01:15:54,613 --> 01:15:56,945 As do... as do I. 1238 01:15:57,049 --> 01:15:58,607 And cut. 1239 01:15:58,717 --> 01:16:01,447 Shauna, fucking awesome. I think l... 1240 01:16:03,122 --> 01:16:04,555 Oh! Shit. 1241 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:09,860 It's gonna work, isn't it? 1242 01:16:09,962 --> 01:16:11,520 Yeah. Yeah, looks fine. 1243 01:16:12,998 --> 01:16:14,761 I was a house painter once. 1244 01:16:14,900 --> 01:16:15,889 Yeah? 1245 01:16:17,570 --> 01:16:19,629 A lot of alcoholics on that job. 1246 01:16:21,574 --> 01:16:23,132 The fumes. 1247 01:16:23,242 --> 01:16:25,233 No kidding, man. You want one? 1248 01:16:25,344 --> 01:16:27,039 Yeah, thank you. 1249 01:16:27,146 --> 01:16:30,081 So, how'd you get these jobs, you know? 1250 01:16:30,182 --> 01:16:32,275 Turn that thing off, OK? You make me nervous. 1251 01:16:32,384 --> 01:16:33,646 Yeah. 1252 01:16:34,987 --> 01:16:36,215 - OK, it's off. - Is it off? 1253 01:16:36,322 --> 01:16:37,846 Yeah, yeah, it's off. There's no red light, right? 1254 01:16:37,957 --> 01:16:39,322 There's no red light. It's not recording. 1255 01:16:39,425 --> 01:16:41,586 Let me practice moves. 1256 01:16:41,694 --> 01:16:45,255 Wasn't the worst job, but... 1257 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:48,628 the damn ceilings? I hate ceilings. 1258 01:16:48,767 --> 01:16:50,632 Nobody asked for a green card, huh? 1259 01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,670 Not for the crap jobs. 1260 01:16:52,805 --> 01:16:55,899 You stand at Home Depot, nobody asks you anything. Right? 1261 01:16:56,008 --> 01:16:56,940 Yeah. 1262 01:16:57,076 --> 01:16:58,600 But for Lifewell and Beverly Patrol... 1263 01:16:58,711 --> 01:17:00,372 you had to have a green card. 1264 01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:01,605 How? 1265 01:17:01,714 --> 01:17:04,547 I got married. 1266 01:17:04,650 --> 01:17:07,050 I was seeing this girl off and on... 1267 01:17:07,152 --> 01:17:09,347 so she said she'd marry me. 1268 01:17:09,455 --> 01:17:11,320 It wasn't free. I'm still paying her. 1269 01:17:11,423 --> 01:17:14,859 Wow! Hey, you think we could get her for the documentary? 1270 01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:16,951 No way! You kidding me? 1271 01:17:17,062 --> 01:17:18,791 It's against the law. It's major. 1272 01:17:18,897 --> 01:17:21,525 We had to pretend for a year we was married. 1273 01:17:21,667 --> 01:17:24,192 They came over, they'd do interviews... 1274 01:17:24,336 --> 01:17:26,736 ask us questions in different rooms. 1275 01:17:26,839 --> 01:17:29,239 She was real good. Good actress, you know? 1276 01:17:29,341 --> 01:17:32,708 But nobody knows. I mean nobody. Not even Mamie. 1277 01:17:32,811 --> 01:17:34,073 Nicky! 1278 01:17:37,316 --> 01:17:38,908 Nicky! 1279 01:17:46,625 --> 01:17:48,024 Hi. 1280 01:17:48,127 --> 01:17:52,029 So what if I hadn't seen it? Were you gonna tell me? 1281 01:17:52,131 --> 01:17:54,031 I don't know what you're talking about. 1282 01:17:54,166 --> 01:17:56,157 I saw the tape, Nicky. OK? 1283 01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:57,928 Javi and his wife. 1284 01:17:58,070 --> 01:18:00,561 Isn't that what you wanted, to rub my face in it? 1285 01:18:00,706 --> 01:18:02,503 Like this isn't enough humiliation. 1286 01:18:02,608 --> 01:18:04,633 Don't be mad at me. Be mad at him! 1287 01:18:04,743 --> 01:18:06,370 I care, at least. 1288 01:18:06,478 --> 01:18:09,538 Oh, yeah, you care. Yeah. You're 100% heart. 1289 01:18:09,648 --> 01:18:11,377 Business is business, OK? 1290 01:18:11,483 --> 01:18:13,110 Come on. I'm not a prick! 1291 01:18:13,218 --> 01:18:14,310 Oh, yeah? 1292 01:18:14,420 --> 01:18:19,016 Yes. Hey, I'Il... Wait. I'll prove it. 1293 01:18:25,798 --> 01:18:28,494 - You remember this? - What? 1294 01:18:28,634 --> 01:18:30,693 You left it for the baby. 1295 01:18:30,836 --> 01:18:33,771 Come on, I want you to have this, OK? 1296 01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:37,066 As a sign... 1297 01:18:37,176 --> 01:18:40,543 that I am not gonna screw you. 1298 01:18:40,646 --> 01:18:42,238 OK? 1299 01:18:46,018 --> 01:18:47,713 That's who I am. 1300 01:18:47,820 --> 01:18:50,186 And as for him, he's, you know... 1301 01:18:50,289 --> 01:18:53,850 I don't want to judge or anything, but he's a sex worker. 1302 01:18:53,959 --> 01:18:57,053 He's a liar... sort of. 1303 01:18:58,630 --> 01:18:59,995 He's not ideal. 1304 01:19:03,102 --> 01:19:04,535 Jesus, Nicky. 1305 01:19:07,940 --> 01:19:10,272 You know that's a guy's cross. 1306 01:19:10,409 --> 01:19:13,003 Yeah, the father gave it to me. 1307 01:19:24,623 --> 01:19:27,421 I'm sorry. 1308 01:19:27,526 --> 01:19:29,016 Just don't do it again. 1309 01:19:31,630 --> 01:19:34,565 Kind of thought we had a moment here, you know? 1310 01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:37,362 Based on you coming to me first with this... 1311 01:19:37,503 --> 01:19:40,063 instead of Javier. 1312 01:19:42,574 --> 01:19:44,166 Do you want to put some pants on? 1313 01:19:46,478 --> 01:19:47,877 Sorry. 1314 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:50,278 - Morning. - Yeah. 1315 01:19:51,817 --> 01:19:53,409 Morning. 1316 01:19:57,189 --> 01:19:59,020 Look, I want to see her... 1317 01:19:59,124 --> 01:20:01,285 so do you know where she lives? 1318 01:20:05,497 --> 01:20:08,022 - Oh, look. - Is that Mrs. Kline? 1319 01:20:08,167 --> 01:20:10,192 Shauna. I knew it. 1320 01:20:12,371 --> 01:20:14,669 You know, now he's making a fool out of me. 1321 01:20:14,773 --> 01:20:17,298 Fuck. He's fired. He's fired. 1322 01:20:17,409 --> 01:20:19,843 OK, and are you gonna give me my son's name? 1323 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:22,607 No. So let's just pretend we never saw it. 1324 01:20:22,714 --> 01:20:23,772 What? 1325 01:20:23,882 --> 01:20:25,941 He will tell me when he's ready, OK? 1326 01:20:26,051 --> 01:20:28,246 It's OK. Let's just leave it all alone. 1327 01:20:28,353 --> 01:20:29,945 Whatever. Fine, fine. Whatever. 1328 01:20:31,523 --> 01:20:34,549 It is so hard to keep your ideals in this business. 1329 01:20:43,569 --> 01:20:45,093 You know, I got a great idea. 1330 01:20:45,237 --> 01:20:47,137 - What? - I got a great idea. 1331 01:20:47,239 --> 01:20:48,399 What? 1332 01:20:48,507 --> 01:20:51,271 We go down to Mississippi, and we get some barbecue. 1333 01:20:51,376 --> 01:20:53,776 And then we'll go to the Indian casinos. 1334 01:20:53,879 --> 01:20:55,437 Have you ever been to one of them? 1335 01:20:55,547 --> 01:20:57,981 - In a private airplane? - Exactly. 1336 01:20:58,083 --> 01:21:00,677 Baby, you didn't tell me you had a private airplane. 1337 01:21:00,786 --> 01:21:02,583 I'll go anywhere with you. 1338 01:21:05,824 --> 01:21:10,124 Just sign there and note date of birth. 1339 01:21:12,831 --> 01:21:15,197 OK, everybody, let's give it up for Steve. 1340 01:21:15,300 --> 01:21:16,460 Scott. I'm sorry. 1341 01:21:16,602 --> 01:21:20,504 He'll be doing She'll Be Coming Around the Mountain. 1342 01:23:02,341 --> 01:23:03,740 Yes. 1343 01:23:03,842 --> 01:23:05,901 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 1344 01:23:32,838 --> 01:23:34,772 Bacon! 1345 01:23:34,906 --> 01:23:36,498 Cool. 1346 01:23:37,676 --> 01:23:41,612 Look, I know you're angry with the legal stuff. 1347 01:23:41,713 --> 01:23:45,444 I can stop it with a phone call. That's what I want. 1348 01:23:45,550 --> 01:23:47,450 I hope you want to, too. 1349 01:23:50,856 --> 01:23:53,654 Oh, man. This isn't a counter-suit. 1350 01:23:53,759 --> 01:23:56,592 We weren't honest with you. You were right. 1351 01:23:56,695 --> 01:24:00,426 We didn't destroy all of your sperm two years ago. 1352 01:24:00,565 --> 01:24:03,125 Oh, my God. I knew it. 1353 01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:09,402 The top sheet's from the fertility center. 1354 01:24:09,508 --> 01:24:11,373 See, it's a log there... 1355 01:24:11,476 --> 01:24:15,207 and at the top, you can see where you deposited three years ago... 1356 01:24:15,313 --> 01:24:18,146 and then at the bottom where we withdrew it last week. 1357 01:24:19,851 --> 01:24:21,614 Wait, last week? 1358 01:24:23,288 --> 01:24:26,553 This is from a DNA lab. We were gonna use this one. 1359 01:24:26,658 --> 01:24:29,456 Well, we heard it was the best, so... 1360 01:24:29,561 --> 01:24:33,190 we went there using your sperm and a DNA sample from Max. 1361 01:24:33,331 --> 01:24:34,821 Basically, we beat you to it. 1362 01:24:34,966 --> 01:24:36,297 What does it say? 1363 01:24:36,401 --> 01:24:39,131 - Charley... - Let me see that. 1364 01:24:42,541 --> 01:24:44,736 OK, we want an independent assessment. 1365 01:24:44,843 --> 01:24:47,311 - No, we don't. - So do we. 1366 01:24:47,412 --> 01:24:49,437 I think it's important you're convinced. 1367 01:24:49,548 --> 01:24:53,814 So you can have access to Max to get a sample. 1368 01:24:53,919 --> 01:24:56,114 That's gonna be the last time you'll see him. 1369 01:24:56,221 --> 01:24:58,451 We're asking for a restraining order. 1370 01:24:58,557 --> 01:25:01,185 Our lawyer doesn't think it's gonna be much of a problem. 1371 01:25:01,293 --> 01:25:03,784 Please, I don't want another test. 1372 01:25:03,895 --> 01:25:06,261 I'm sorry I didn't trust you. 1373 01:25:06,398 --> 01:25:09,367 It was wrong, really wrong to do that. 1374 01:25:09,501 --> 01:25:11,025 No, no, it was me. 1375 01:25:11,169 --> 01:25:13,899 OK? Take a restraining order on me, not him. 1376 01:25:14,005 --> 01:25:15,370 I'll sign anything. 1377 01:25:15,474 --> 01:25:17,442 No, you were right. We did lie. 1378 01:25:18,877 --> 01:25:22,438 About keeping extra sperm? That's fine. Who cares? 1379 01:25:22,547 --> 01:25:25,072 No, we lied about... 1380 01:25:25,183 --> 01:25:28,084 why we stopped wanting to get pregnant with you, Gil. 1381 01:25:28,186 --> 01:25:31,815 We just... we didn't want our child to be his... 1382 01:25:31,923 --> 01:25:33,481 and we didn't know how to tell him. 1383 01:25:33,592 --> 01:25:35,253 Because of me, right? 1384 01:25:35,360 --> 01:25:37,988 I know you guys have never liked me, and that's fine. 1385 01:25:38,096 --> 01:25:40,826 Oh, no, Charley... 1386 01:25:40,966 --> 01:25:42,593 it's because we do like you. 1387 01:25:42,734 --> 01:25:44,326 Look, it doesn't matter why. 1388 01:25:44,469 --> 01:25:47,336 It was because of the affair. 1389 01:25:51,543 --> 01:25:53,135 What? 1390 01:25:55,547 --> 01:25:57,139 Gil... 1391 01:26:04,089 --> 01:26:06,990 OK, you have to tell him. 1392 01:26:08,627 --> 01:26:12,290 Gil was having an affair and... 1393 01:26:12,397 --> 01:26:15,696 he told me he was leaving you. 1394 01:26:15,834 --> 01:26:21,466 And I said whatever you say when you hear that, you know? 1395 01:26:21,573 --> 01:26:23,837 "Think it over. Slow down." 1396 01:26:25,977 --> 01:26:28,104 But he was... You were really... 1397 01:26:28,213 --> 01:26:30,704 You remember how you were, Gil? So sure? 1398 01:26:32,717 --> 01:26:34,947 And you know what? I suddenly thought... 1399 01:26:35,053 --> 01:26:36,918 I don't want those genes in my baby. 1400 01:26:37,022 --> 01:26:39,490 You know? I don't want a series of Daddy's boyfriends... 1401 01:26:39,591 --> 01:26:41,252 coming in and out of his life. 1402 01:26:41,359 --> 01:26:44,624 But I couldn't tell you that, so... 1403 01:26:47,432 --> 01:26:49,992 Anyway, you were... 1404 01:26:50,135 --> 01:26:52,399 more invested in the guy you were seeing... 1405 01:26:52,504 --> 01:26:53,835 than having this baby... 1406 01:26:53,939 --> 01:26:56,999 so we just told you it wasn't working and we went to the bank. 1407 01:26:57,108 --> 01:26:59,542 It was a really hard decision. 1408 01:26:59,644 --> 01:27:04,047 And I felt guilty for a long time. But there it is. 1409 01:27:04,149 --> 01:27:05,707 I'm sorry. 1410 01:27:11,623 --> 01:27:13,386 What guy? 1411 01:27:17,796 --> 01:27:20,526 He doesn't live here anymore. 1412 01:27:20,665 --> 01:27:23,691 He moved away. You... you never met him. 1413 01:27:23,835 --> 01:27:25,598 OK, what, you broke it off? 1414 01:27:29,674 --> 01:27:31,574 It just ended, that's all. 1415 01:27:34,145 --> 01:27:35,908 That's the whole truth. 1416 01:27:37,816 --> 01:27:40,011 'Cause you were so interested. 1417 01:27:40,118 --> 01:27:43,281 All right? So our lawyer's name is Jean Douglas. 1418 01:27:43,388 --> 01:27:45,879 And she knows Steve... 1419 01:27:45,991 --> 01:27:48,186 so I'm sure they can make all the arrangements for your test. 1420 01:27:48,293 --> 01:27:50,261 Please, I don't want another test. 1421 01:27:50,362 --> 01:27:53,388 Restraining order's gonna be in place in a couple of weeks, so... 1422 01:27:53,531 --> 01:27:55,465 if you want to get another test, you have to hurry. 1423 01:27:58,003 --> 01:28:00,699 - I guess that's it, huh? - Yeah, we should go. 1424 01:28:07,178 --> 01:28:08,805 I am so sorry. 1425 01:28:24,562 --> 01:28:27,326 I didn't tell you because it didn't mean anything. 1426 01:28:27,465 --> 01:28:29,695 It was... 1427 01:28:29,834 --> 01:28:32,098 crazy, intense. I... 1428 01:28:34,306 --> 01:28:36,934 I didn't think it would help to tell you. 1429 01:28:42,647 --> 01:28:43,875 I... 1430 01:28:43,982 --> 01:28:46,849 I wasn't born this way, you know... 1431 01:28:46,951 --> 01:28:48,509 sterile. 1432 01:28:50,455 --> 01:28:53,117 I had a vasectomy when I was 21... 1433 01:28:53,224 --> 01:28:55,715 which was as soon as they'd let me. 1434 01:28:57,462 --> 01:29:01,125 I got a girl pregnant when I was a teenager... 1435 01:29:01,266 --> 01:29:04,463 and I thought it would make me feel better about it. 1436 01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:11,341 OK. I don't know why you're telling me this. 1437 01:29:13,578 --> 01:29:15,443 You know, just saying that... 1438 01:29:15,547 --> 01:29:17,640 that was a lie, too. 1439 01:29:19,117 --> 01:29:21,210 Just seeing if it makes us even. 1440 01:29:33,131 --> 01:29:34,655 I've got to get to work. 1441 01:29:42,273 --> 01:29:43,831 Oh, shit. 1442 01:29:43,942 --> 01:29:45,068 What? 1443 01:29:46,544 --> 01:29:50,071 - I'm fucking pregnant. - Nice move! 1444 01:29:50,181 --> 01:29:52,149 It wasn't intentional. 1445 01:29:52,250 --> 01:29:53,842 Yeah, but this is great. 1446 01:29:53,952 --> 01:29:57,046 Even if he makes you sign a pre-nup, this baby's your ticket. 1447 01:29:57,155 --> 01:29:58,884 Yeah, l... 1448 01:29:58,990 --> 01:30:01,720 I'm not sure if it's Otis' or Frank's. 1449 01:30:01,826 --> 01:30:04,420 Wait a minute. You slept with the fairy? 1450 01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:07,498 Yeah, the first day. 1451 01:30:07,599 --> 01:30:08,998 Dude, how stupid are you? 1452 01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:11,933 You screwed a gay guy without a condom? 1453 01:30:12,036 --> 01:30:14,334 He was a virgin. 1454 01:30:14,439 --> 01:30:17,931 Yeah. Right! Me, too. 1455 01:30:18,042 --> 01:30:20,203 Come on. I still don't see the problem. 1456 01:30:20,311 --> 01:30:23,075 In a month... in a month, you tell the old guy it's his... 1457 01:30:23,181 --> 01:30:26,912 and then when you deliver, it's like this really big preemie... 1458 01:30:27,018 --> 01:30:29,543 that just happens to look like both of them. 1459 01:30:29,654 --> 01:30:32,088 We're not reinventing the wheel here. 1460 01:30:36,628 --> 01:30:39,597 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 1461 01:30:39,697 --> 01:30:40,823 Big day, huh? 1462 01:30:40,965 --> 01:30:43,627 - Yeah. We're almost ready. - What's he doing in there? 1463 01:30:43,768 --> 01:30:46,032 He's setting up, like, a screening room or something. 1464 01:30:46,137 --> 01:30:47,365 He was here all day editing. 1465 01:30:47,472 --> 01:30:49,133 He wanted his director's cut or something. 1466 01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,731 - It's all set. - OK. Great. Good. 1467 01:30:53,978 --> 01:30:55,138 Show time. 1468 01:31:02,153 --> 01:31:04,883 - Are you ready? - Mm-hmm. 1469 01:31:04,989 --> 01:31:05,978 Ready? 1470 01:31:07,392 --> 01:31:08,654 Yeah. 1471 01:31:14,866 --> 01:31:17,596 Happy Endings. Great idea, baby. 1472 01:31:17,735 --> 01:31:19,498 Thank you. 1473 01:31:24,209 --> 01:31:28,111 In June of 2002, Javier Duran returned to Mexico... 1474 01:31:28,213 --> 01:31:30,408 to the town he left five years before. 1475 01:31:30,515 --> 01:31:33,609 Coming back here to San Juanito is strange. 1476 01:31:33,718 --> 01:31:35,185 Over there is my house. 1477 01:31:35,286 --> 01:31:38,255 Don't film it! They don't want it. 1478 01:31:38,356 --> 01:31:40,347 And my school. 1479 01:31:40,458 --> 01:31:42,255 I haven't been back here in five years. 1480 01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:46,160 I can't believe you shot this across from the Costco. It's wild! 1481 01:31:46,297 --> 01:31:47,730 This is the bookend to the movie. OK? 1482 01:31:47,866 --> 01:31:49,265 At the end of the film, he walks towards camera. 1483 01:31:49,367 --> 01:31:51,335 We don't follow him. It's all in suggestion. 1484 01:31:51,469 --> 01:31:52,697 You'll see. 1485 01:31:52,804 --> 01:31:54,362 And I got this little girl... this little Mexican girl... 1486 01:31:54,506 --> 01:31:56,167 to shout out, "Javier! Javier!" Like this... 1487 01:31:56,274 --> 01:31:57,434 I shouldn't have told you. 1488 01:31:57,542 --> 01:31:59,533 This is that improvised part. 1489 01:31:59,644 --> 01:32:01,009 - Remember, Nicky? - Yeah! 1490 01:32:01,112 --> 01:32:04,172 This is my speech where you see that I have a heart, you know? 1491 01:32:04,282 --> 01:32:05,374 It's not just the money. 1492 01:32:05,483 --> 01:32:06,677 Oh, I didn't see this. 1493 01:32:06,784 --> 01:32:08,513 Wanting to do this for my clients. 1494 01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:10,349 They taught us at school... 1495 01:32:10,455 --> 01:32:14,516 how to handle a client who wants a full release. 1496 01:32:14,626 --> 01:32:17,459 Polite, but no, thanks. 1497 01:32:18,696 --> 01:32:21,665 The first time, I say, "No"... 1498 01:32:21,799 --> 01:32:24,233 and the woman... she cried. 1499 01:32:24,335 --> 01:32:25,768 Shame. 1500 01:32:25,904 --> 01:32:28,134 And I felt bad. 1501 01:32:28,239 --> 01:32:32,699 And so, the next time it happened, I thought, "Who am I to say no? 1502 01:32:32,810 --> 01:32:36,405 "This is America. There's no church here. 1503 01:32:36,514 --> 01:32:38,948 "There's only the body and its dreams." 1504 01:32:39,050 --> 01:32:41,985 His words. His words. I didn't tell him. 1505 01:32:42,086 --> 01:32:44,816 "The body and its dreams." It's genius, man. 1506 01:32:44,923 --> 01:32:46,220 Yeah. 1507 01:32:46,324 --> 01:32:48,315 And you can tell by looking at these women... 1508 01:32:48,426 --> 01:32:50,087 what those dream are. 1509 01:32:50,194 --> 01:32:52,924 Their lives are so ordinary. 1510 01:32:53,031 --> 01:32:55,226 Not good. Not bad. 1511 01:32:55,366 --> 01:32:56,799 Medium. 1512 01:32:56,901 --> 01:32:58,801 They want something more. 1513 01:32:58,903 --> 01:33:02,270 You know, not just a touch. 1514 01:33:02,373 --> 01:33:04,534 A secret. 1515 01:33:04,642 --> 01:33:07,873 A secret that makes them feel shame. 1516 01:33:07,979 --> 01:33:10,504 This is good for them. 1517 01:33:10,615 --> 01:33:15,348 It makes them somebody other than what people see. 1518 01:33:15,453 --> 01:33:19,014 And that is why I do it. 1519 01:33:19,123 --> 01:33:21,421 And the tips are good. 1520 01:33:21,526 --> 01:33:23,460 Makes you like me, right? 1521 01:33:23,561 --> 01:33:25,552 Because, you know, I'm helping them. 1522 01:33:25,663 --> 01:33:26,755 Maybe. I don't know. 1523 01:33:26,864 --> 01:33:29,389 Where's that part... Oh, here. 1524 01:33:32,070 --> 01:33:35,039 To his clients, Javier is a god. 1525 01:33:35,173 --> 01:33:38,700 Strong. All-knowing. Dangerous but safe. 1526 01:33:38,810 --> 01:33:42,041 But in his own life as an immigrant in this country... 1527 01:33:42,146 --> 01:33:45,445 all the power is in someone else's hands. 1528 01:33:45,550 --> 01:33:47,245 - ! La Migrai - ! La Migrai 1529 01:33:48,386 --> 01:33:50,650 - Watch out! - ! La Migrai 1530 01:33:50,755 --> 01:33:52,382 Come here. Hey! 1531 01:33:52,490 --> 01:33:53,923 Come right here. Do you speak English? 1532 01:33:54,025 --> 01:33:55,959 - What is this? - Nicky... 1533 01:33:56,060 --> 01:33:57,288 This is good. Don't worry. 1534 01:33:57,395 --> 01:34:00,558 ...is a battle against La Migra. 1535 01:34:00,698 --> 01:34:03,929 And the only answer La Migra understands... 1536 01:34:04,068 --> 01:34:05,160 is this... 1537 01:34:06,671 --> 01:34:08,366 Yeah, I have to have a green card. 1538 01:34:08,473 --> 01:34:09,440 What the fuck? 1539 01:34:09,574 --> 01:34:11,007 I got married. 1540 01:34:11,142 --> 01:34:13,474 I was seeing this girl off and on... 1541 01:34:13,578 --> 01:34:15,910 and so, she said she'd marry me. 1542 01:34:16,014 --> 01:34:17,447 I was afraid. I'm still paying her. 1543 01:34:17,548 --> 01:34:19,846 Nicky, what the fuck is this? 1544 01:34:19,951 --> 01:34:22,351 See, we're just raising the stakes. 1545 01:34:22,453 --> 01:34:24,580 It's a drama thing, you know. 1546 01:34:24,689 --> 01:34:25,883 It's fine. Just... 1547 01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:31,328 It's good, right? 1548 01:34:31,429 --> 01:34:32,418 I don't... 1549 01:34:32,530 --> 01:34:34,657 We dated, and he was great. 1550 01:34:34,799 --> 01:34:38,132 And so he asked me. 1551 01:34:38,236 --> 01:34:40,830 What did I care? I'd been married before. 1552 01:34:40,972 --> 01:34:44,567 It didn't mean that much to me. And the money was good. 1553 01:34:44,676 --> 01:34:47,110 - What the fuck? - Jesus, Nicky! 1554 01:34:47,211 --> 01:34:49,042 It was supposed to be for two years... 1555 01:34:49,147 --> 01:34:52,480 until he got his green card, but... 1556 01:34:52,583 --> 01:34:54,414 it works, you know? 1557 01:34:54,519 --> 01:34:58,114 I mean, it's not like we have to be faithful. 1558 01:34:58,222 --> 01:35:01,385 You know? But it's better than my last husband... 1559 01:35:01,492 --> 01:35:02,959 or the guys after him. 1560 01:35:03,061 --> 01:35:06,690 It's... it's private... 1561 01:35:06,798 --> 01:35:08,823 and we don't even really know each other... 1562 01:35:08,966 --> 01:35:10,092 which is the best thing. 1563 01:35:10,234 --> 01:35:13,897 I mean, I had to know, like, what color his toothbrush is... 1564 01:35:14,005 --> 01:35:18,601 or what side of the bed he slept on for the interview, but... 1565 01:35:18,710 --> 01:35:24,239 other than that, Javi's a real mystery. 1566 01:35:24,348 --> 01:35:26,009 And I am, too. 1567 01:35:27,351 --> 01:35:30,411 And it's a big fuck you to everyone, too. 1568 01:35:30,521 --> 01:35:32,546 - What the fuck is going on? - I don't know. I don't know. 1569 01:35:32,657 --> 01:35:35,217 - Are you crazy? - The story unfolded... 1570 01:35:35,326 --> 01:35:37,590 Are you crazy? I admitted to a federal crime! 1571 01:35:37,695 --> 01:35:39,754 If people see this, do you know what happens to me? 1572 01:35:39,864 --> 01:35:42,799 When did you see her? When did you even go there? 1573 01:35:42,900 --> 01:35:44,390 - You know about this? - She didn't know. 1574 01:35:44,535 --> 01:35:47,436 - OK. I knew... I did know about... - They will deport me! 1575 01:35:47,538 --> 01:35:48,732 They'll send Shauna to prison... 1576 01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:50,569 and they'll send me back to that shit hole! 1577 01:35:50,675 --> 01:35:51,733 No, no, no, no. Look, look, look. It's cool. 1578 01:35:51,843 --> 01:35:53,208 I got her to sign a piece of paper... 1579 01:35:53,311 --> 01:35:57,179 that says everything she's about to say is a lie, so, it's... 1580 01:35:57,281 --> 01:35:59,272 Javi, that's too much. It's OK. 1581 01:35:59,383 --> 01:36:00,372 We... It... 1582 01:36:00,485 --> 01:36:02,817 - No. - Oh, God! 1583 01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:04,114 Fuck! 1584 01:36:08,626 --> 01:36:10,150 Javi, OK. It's OK. 1585 01:36:10,261 --> 01:36:12,593 - Is there any more? - I'm not mad. 1586 01:36:12,697 --> 01:36:14,324 - Any more? - No, no, no. 1587 01:36:14,465 --> 01:36:15,397 Are there any more?! 1588 01:36:15,533 --> 01:36:16,465 In the camera. There's one in the camera. 1589 01:36:16,601 --> 01:36:17,659 OK. 1590 01:36:20,071 --> 01:36:22,437 Just so you know... just so you know! 1591 01:36:22,540 --> 01:36:25,100 Nobody pays me to get off. Nobody! 1592 01:36:25,209 --> 01:36:26,767 If I do it, I do it for fun. 1593 01:36:26,878 --> 01:36:30,006 We only make believe so that you give her the name of her kid. 1594 01:36:30,114 --> 01:36:33,413 And this... this is mine! 1595 01:36:33,518 --> 01:36:35,577 We stole the real one from your room. 1596 01:36:35,686 --> 01:36:37,813 That's what we were doing there. 1597 01:36:37,922 --> 01:36:39,685 Right, Mamie? 1598 01:36:39,791 --> 01:36:42,123 - Right, Mamie?! - Yes. 1599 01:36:49,066 --> 01:36:50,556 Why did you do that? 1600 01:36:50,701 --> 01:36:52,794 Why did you put that stuff in?! Why?! 1601 01:36:52,937 --> 01:36:54,268 I thought you should know! 1602 01:36:54,372 --> 01:36:56,135 Know with what? I knew that! 1603 01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:58,037 I knew what kind of guy he is, OK? 1604 01:36:58,142 --> 01:36:59,769 You took me there. I saw her. 1605 01:36:59,877 --> 01:37:03,278 Not him. You. Who you are. Who you are. 1606 01:37:03,381 --> 01:37:05,872 You're one of those women who likes their secrets! 1607 01:37:05,983 --> 01:37:08,417 That's you! 1608 01:37:08,519 --> 01:37:11,215 OK. Just tell... All right. It's nobody's fault, OK? 1609 01:37:11,322 --> 01:37:13,847 That's... It's OK. Just tell me everything you know. 1610 01:37:13,958 --> 01:37:15,892 'Cause we had an agreement. We had an agreement. 1611 01:37:15,993 --> 01:37:17,927 Oh, OK. So, where's my movie? Where's my movie? 1612 01:37:18,029 --> 01:37:19,155 That's not my fault. 1613 01:37:19,263 --> 01:37:20,321 - What did l... - No, I didn't... 1614 01:37:20,464 --> 01:37:22,955 What did I get? You loved this. 1615 01:37:23,100 --> 01:37:24,727 You know you did. You loved this! 1616 01:37:24,869 --> 01:37:27,895 - You blackmailed me! - You loved every second of it! 1617 01:37:28,039 --> 01:37:30,269 You went to sleep every night saying... 1618 01:37:30,341 --> 01:37:32,673 "I'm making a movie for a guy who's got a gun to my head. 1619 01:37:32,777 --> 01:37:33,835 "I'm alive!" 1620 01:37:33,945 --> 01:37:34,969 - No. - Yes! 1621 01:37:35,079 --> 01:37:36,068 - No. - Yes! 1622 01:37:36,180 --> 01:37:38,648 And it's better than fucking some Mexican... 1623 01:37:38,749 --> 01:37:40,376 you won't even tell anybody you're seeing. 1624 01:37:40,484 --> 01:37:43,351 You know, you probably loved giving up that kid. 1625 01:37:43,454 --> 01:37:46,014 You... you... It's like, hey, look! 1626 01:37:46,123 --> 01:37:48,387 I'm not just some ordinary woman. 1627 01:37:48,492 --> 01:37:50,517 I've got a kid somewhere I gave up. I'm a star. 1628 01:37:50,628 --> 01:37:53,119 - That's the movie you're... - Stop it! Stop! 1629 01:37:53,231 --> 01:37:58,362 Stop. Just tell me his name. Just tell me his name. 1630 01:37:58,502 --> 01:38:01,630 You made a fool out of me, letting me give you that cross! 1631 01:38:01,739 --> 01:38:03,138 - OK, I'm sorry. - So fuck you! 1632 01:38:03,241 --> 01:38:04,970 - You can tell me... - Fuck AFI! 1633 01:38:05,076 --> 01:38:07,806 - You can tell me his name! - No, I can't. 1634 01:38:07,912 --> 01:38:09,675 Yes, you can. 1635 01:38:14,619 --> 01:38:16,951 What do you think, you know me? 1636 01:38:17,054 --> 01:38:20,387 You don't know me! Nobody knows me! 1637 01:38:30,167 --> 01:38:33,568 Hey, have you seen the keys to the Spyder? 1638 01:38:35,006 --> 01:38:39,033 Don't worry. I'm not on the pink slip. 1639 01:38:39,143 --> 01:38:42,476 - How was your lab test? - Fine. 1640 01:38:44,115 --> 01:38:46,709 What's wrong? Boy trouble? 1641 01:38:46,817 --> 01:38:48,512 Fuck you, Jude. 1642 01:38:52,123 --> 01:38:55,183 I'm signing a pre-nup, OK? 1643 01:38:55,293 --> 01:38:57,227 So don't look at me like that. 1644 01:38:59,797 --> 01:39:03,358 What? Nothing comes off the money you're gonna get 30 years from now... 1645 01:39:03,501 --> 01:39:05,969 when your dad dies from too much sex. 1646 01:39:09,674 --> 01:39:11,972 You don't have to call me Mom... 1647 01:39:12,076 --> 01:39:13,839 all the time. 1648 01:39:13,945 --> 01:39:16,413 Otis. 1649 01:39:18,716 --> 01:39:21,583 Hey, baby. You look great. I'm making some eggs. 1650 01:39:21,686 --> 01:39:23,415 No, I gotta go. 1651 01:39:26,223 --> 01:39:27,520 - Coffee? - I can't. 1652 01:39:27,625 --> 01:39:29,957 I got a crazy day. 1653 01:39:30,061 --> 01:39:31,528 OK. 1654 01:39:31,629 --> 01:39:34,826 Lane says she's on for lunch. Pick her up at her place. 1655 01:40:02,793 --> 01:40:05,455 Just give me a minute, OK? 1656 01:40:17,074 --> 01:40:19,338 That's OK. You can leave it open. 1657 01:40:19,443 --> 01:40:20,705 Yeah? 1658 01:40:23,647 --> 01:40:28,016 I don't even know why I'm here. I have already made up my mind. 1659 01:40:28,119 --> 01:40:29,746 It's just something we do here... 1660 01:40:29,854 --> 01:40:31,788 Jude. Or is it Judy? 1661 01:40:31,889 --> 01:40:33,754 - Jude. - OK. 1662 01:40:37,862 --> 01:40:39,295 I want the abortion. 1663 01:40:39,397 --> 01:40:41,194 Do you want to tell me why? 1664 01:40:41,332 --> 01:40:44,358 Well, I'm marrying somebody... 1665 01:40:44,502 --> 01:40:45,935 and... 1666 01:40:48,606 --> 01:40:50,904 I want to start out with a clean slate. 1667 01:40:52,410 --> 01:40:55,243 - This is not his child? - It probably is. 1668 01:40:59,417 --> 01:41:02,147 If it isn't, it's his son's. 1669 01:41:06,357 --> 01:41:07,984 Are you serious? 1670 01:41:08,092 --> 01:41:11,289 Yeah, and then, if we have more kids... 1671 01:41:11,395 --> 01:41:16,992 their brother or sister could be their cousin or... 1672 01:41:17,134 --> 01:41:20,968 - You see how it could get? - Yeah. 1673 01:41:22,306 --> 01:41:24,331 Do your partners know of your pregnancy? 1674 01:41:24,442 --> 01:41:25,374 No. 1675 01:41:26,944 --> 01:41:29,879 Do you have any feelings about your baby? 1676 01:41:29,980 --> 01:41:31,504 You're not supposed to say "baby". 1677 01:41:31,615 --> 01:41:33,674 You're supposed to say "pregnancy" or "fetus". 1678 01:41:33,784 --> 01:41:35,081 I'm pretty sure about that. 1679 01:41:35,186 --> 01:41:38,519 It's important to you not to call it a baby. 1680 01:41:38,622 --> 01:41:42,058 Mm-hmm. But that's because you're gonna rip it out of me... 1681 01:41:42,159 --> 01:41:43,751 and flush it away. 1682 01:41:43,861 --> 01:41:46,193 Are you pro-life? 1683 01:41:46,297 --> 01:41:48,731 Will you sign my form? 1684 01:41:48,833 --> 01:41:51,859 I'm just asking questions. 1685 01:41:52,002 --> 01:41:54,402 I'm pro-choice, of course. 1686 01:41:54,505 --> 01:41:56,632 But my opinions aren't important here. 1687 01:41:56,740 --> 01:41:59,038 Well, then, I'd shut up about them. 1688 01:42:00,544 --> 01:42:02,034 I think we're done. 1689 01:42:02,146 --> 01:42:04,273 I have an appointment for tomorrow at 10:00. 1690 01:42:06,250 --> 01:42:09,151 I don't want you to misunderstand. 1691 01:42:09,253 --> 01:42:13,781 I think everything is a much bigger decision than we think. 1692 01:42:13,891 --> 01:42:16,359 And this one... this is the biggest. 1693 01:42:26,770 --> 01:42:29,762 I don't know what I'm doing here. I don't even know what to ask you. 1694 01:42:29,907 --> 01:42:32,341 You're a little fucked up, aren't you? 1695 01:42:34,011 --> 01:42:35,774 You gotta be better at this most days. 1696 01:42:38,449 --> 01:42:40,542 This is about average. 1697 01:42:42,786 --> 01:42:45,778 - Here you go. - Thanks. 1698 01:42:45,890 --> 01:42:47,949 I'm not pro-life, though. 1699 01:42:48,058 --> 01:42:51,152 Who is, once you start paying attention? 1700 01:43:09,680 --> 01:43:11,238 Oh, hey, babe. 1701 01:43:13,317 --> 01:43:15,217 I didn't see you. 1702 01:43:15,319 --> 01:43:16,980 Where were you this afternoon? 1703 01:43:17,087 --> 01:43:19,282 Oh, I called your cell phone. 1704 01:43:21,058 --> 01:43:25,154 Lane... her mom came to town, so we took her to the beach. 1705 01:43:25,262 --> 01:43:27,423 Without Otis? 1706 01:43:27,565 --> 01:43:30,625 Didn't she want to introduce her boyfriend to her mother? 1707 01:43:31,902 --> 01:43:34,632 I don't know. I stay out of it. 1708 01:43:34,738 --> 01:43:36,672 You do, huh? 1709 01:43:36,807 --> 01:43:39,105 I thought we were gonna eat out later. 1710 01:43:39,210 --> 01:43:41,041 Oh, shit. Right. 1711 01:43:42,413 --> 01:43:44,574 Yeah. I got a physical tomorrow... 1712 01:43:44,682 --> 01:43:46,309 so I gotta do all the blood work... 1713 01:43:46,417 --> 01:43:50,012 and I can't eat anything until after 7:00... 1714 01:43:50,120 --> 01:43:51,985 or before 7:00. 1715 01:43:52,089 --> 01:43:55,456 I'm gonna go sit out by the pool, so... 1716 01:43:55,559 --> 01:43:56,583 come on. 1717 01:43:59,063 --> 01:44:00,394 I told him everything. 1718 01:44:00,497 --> 01:44:02,431 Otis, I said I'd handle this. 1719 01:44:02,533 --> 01:44:04,160 You'll take her back. I know you will. 1720 01:44:04,301 --> 01:44:06,269 What's going on? 1721 01:44:06,403 --> 01:44:08,928 He knows you're just after his money. 1722 01:44:09,073 --> 01:44:11,166 And I told him what you had over me... 1723 01:44:11,242 --> 01:44:13,836 and he doesn't care that I'm gay. 1724 01:44:13,944 --> 01:44:17,539 I care. Of course, I care. It's not good news. 1725 01:44:17,648 --> 01:44:19,138 And you're moving out. 1726 01:44:19,250 --> 01:44:20,945 Maybe I should hear that from him. 1727 01:44:25,089 --> 01:44:26,989 I guess you're moving out. 1728 01:44:27,091 --> 01:44:29,992 But you can keep the ring. I know it's worth something. 1729 01:44:30,094 --> 01:44:34,827 Frank, it's true. It did start like that. 1730 01:44:34,965 --> 01:44:37,763 I'm sorry. 1731 01:44:37,868 --> 01:44:40,462 But I really like you. L... 1732 01:44:40,604 --> 01:44:43,471 - You can't fake that. - I can't. 1733 01:44:43,574 --> 01:44:45,735 So? So, me too. Me... 1734 01:44:45,843 --> 01:44:47,071 Dad, Dad, Dad... 1735 01:44:47,177 --> 01:44:49,168 I gotta think about my boy. 1736 01:44:49,280 --> 01:44:51,714 I mean, you used him. You helped him humiliate his dad. 1737 01:44:51,815 --> 01:44:53,715 It's not good. 1738 01:44:53,817 --> 01:44:56,081 He might be gay, but he's my only kid. 1739 01:44:56,186 --> 01:44:57,653 I don't know about that. 1740 01:45:00,224 --> 01:45:01,691 I'm pregnant. 1741 01:45:01,792 --> 01:45:03,054 Jesus. 1742 01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:04,559 No, she is not! She's just... 1743 01:45:04,662 --> 01:45:05,993 Hold it. 1744 01:45:07,264 --> 01:45:08,993 You are pregnant, aren't you? 1745 01:45:10,267 --> 01:45:12,167 It shouldn't make a difference. 1746 01:45:12,269 --> 01:45:13,896 Do you know if it's a boy? 1747 01:45:14,038 --> 01:45:15,403 What do you care? You have a son. 1748 01:45:15,506 --> 01:45:17,736 Or a girl. I'm just asking. 1749 01:45:19,176 --> 01:45:22,145 Come on. This is the oldest trick in the book! 1750 01:45:22,246 --> 01:45:23,645 Ask to see some tests or something. 1751 01:45:23,747 --> 01:45:26,648 Oh, fuck! OK. 1752 01:45:26,750 --> 01:45:28,240 It was worth a shot. 1753 01:45:28,352 --> 01:45:30,820 You can't blame a girl for trying. 1754 01:45:30,921 --> 01:45:33,048 I'm on the fucking pill, Frank. 1755 01:45:33,157 --> 01:45:37,150 What am I, stupid? Like the world needs another Otis. 1756 01:45:37,261 --> 01:45:38,558 Hey! Hey! 1757 01:45:38,662 --> 01:45:41,187 I want you and everything you have out of my house... 1758 01:45:41,332 --> 01:45:43,095 Otis will help you... by tomorrow morning. 1759 01:45:43,233 --> 01:45:46,134 - No, that's cool. I'm packed. - Great. 1760 01:45:47,838 --> 01:45:49,328 At least you've got some fuckin' balls now... 1761 01:45:49,473 --> 01:45:52,840 which would be great, except it'll just make your dick look smaller! 1762 01:45:52,976 --> 01:45:55,809 You know, Lane will tell me whether you're pregnant or not. 1763 01:45:55,913 --> 01:45:58,575 Oh, call her. Tomorrow. After 10:00. 1764 01:46:39,690 --> 01:46:41,123 I'm ready. 1765 01:48:15,853 --> 01:48:18,481 Good morning. Charley? 1766 01:48:19,990 --> 01:48:22,220 You can put your shirt on. I... 1767 01:48:22,326 --> 01:48:25,386 I just wanted to tell you this in person. 1768 01:48:25,496 --> 01:48:27,487 Not good, huh? 1769 01:48:27,598 --> 01:48:31,659 Well, you know, as you can see... 1770 01:48:31,802 --> 01:48:33,770 sometimes it's reversible and sometimes it's not. 1771 01:48:33,904 --> 01:48:36,464 It's just the luck of the draw. 1772 01:48:36,573 --> 01:48:40,532 Who let you have a vasectomy at 21? 1773 01:48:40,644 --> 01:48:43,977 Well, it's all theoretical, you know? 1774 01:48:44,081 --> 01:48:46,049 I don't even want kids, anyway. 1775 01:48:47,718 --> 01:48:51,176 Well... OK, then. 1776 01:48:51,288 --> 01:48:52,949 Thanks, doctor. 1777 01:48:53,056 --> 01:48:54,216 Ted. 1778 01:48:55,893 --> 01:48:57,622 Ted? 1779 01:49:00,564 --> 01:49:03,795 I was wondering if I could... 1780 01:49:03,934 --> 01:49:07,836 if I could give you a call, now that we're done professionally. 1781 01:49:09,806 --> 01:49:11,171 Yeah, sure. 1782 01:49:14,411 --> 01:49:17,403 Great. I got your number. 1783 01:49:30,260 --> 01:49:33,787 Last night, you found out they were wrong... 1784 01:49:33,897 --> 01:49:36,422 Hi. Can I sit here? 1785 01:49:36,567 --> 01:49:37,761 Thanks. 1786 01:49:41,805 --> 01:49:45,104 - You're Mr. McKee, right? - Right. 1787 01:49:46,443 --> 01:49:49,241 So, I hear Jude fucked you over, basically. 1788 01:49:49,346 --> 01:49:52,509 Me, too. I'm Lane. 1789 01:49:52,616 --> 01:49:54,550 Otis' girlfriend. 1790 01:49:55,786 --> 01:49:58,186 No one told me. 1791 01:49:58,288 --> 01:50:01,621 I have a boyfriend. Rick. 1792 01:50:01,725 --> 01:50:03,454 Asshole. 1793 01:50:04,962 --> 01:50:07,988 Just keep your head on straight... 1794 01:50:08,131 --> 01:50:10,099 I don't think she's off everything... 1795 01:50:10,233 --> 01:50:11,791 but she's better. 1796 01:50:13,070 --> 01:50:15,095 She's still fat, though. 1797 01:50:15,238 --> 01:50:17,763 Otis is so cute. 1798 01:50:17,874 --> 01:50:20,138 That should have been your tip-off. 1799 01:50:22,212 --> 01:50:24,180 I don't think Otis knows what he is. 1800 01:50:24,281 --> 01:50:29,116 I think he just finds the idea of gay attractive theoretically. 1801 01:50:29,219 --> 01:50:31,449 Because of all the blow jobs you get? 1802 01:50:33,223 --> 01:50:34,952 I don't know. 1803 01:50:35,058 --> 01:50:37,959 Some guys are gay, but you can flip 'em. 1804 01:50:38,061 --> 01:50:40,120 He's what I call a real homo. 1805 01:50:40,230 --> 01:50:41,993 No offense. 1806 01:50:43,934 --> 01:50:45,834 Hey... 1807 01:50:45,936 --> 01:50:48,336 I don't think it's hereditary. 1808 01:50:48,438 --> 01:50:51,339 It's a choice, OK? 1809 01:50:59,516 --> 01:51:00,778 Yeah. 1810 01:51:04,421 --> 01:51:05,820 Would you like another drink? 1811 01:51:05,922 --> 01:51:08,152 Do it. That is beautiful. 1812 01:51:08,258 --> 01:51:09,486 Thank you. 1813 01:51:09,593 --> 01:51:12,187 - I wanna drive it. - Not tonight. 1814 01:51:12,295 --> 01:51:13,523 - Give me the keys. - No. 1815 01:51:13,630 --> 01:51:14,858 Get in. 1816 01:51:14,998 --> 01:51:17,159 - Oh, my God, man. - Yeah. 1817 01:51:17,300 --> 01:51:19,996 This is fuckin' rad. What does all this stuff do? 1818 01:51:20,137 --> 01:51:24,506 I'm not sure, but this is a... like, a Techtronic gear shift. 1819 01:51:24,641 --> 01:51:27,906 So, if you just do that, it's in reverse. 1820 01:51:28,011 --> 01:51:29,410 So it's real easy to operate. 1821 01:51:32,015 --> 01:51:33,812 Jesus. 1822 01:51:38,255 --> 01:51:40,689 - Are you OK? - Yeah, I don't... I think so. 1823 01:51:40,791 --> 01:51:42,588 - I ran into... - It's not my fault. 1824 01:51:42,693 --> 01:51:43,819 No, it's my fault. 1825 01:51:43,927 --> 01:51:44,951 - Is it my fault? - - No, my fault. 1826 01:51:45,062 --> 01:51:46,689 - Oh, my God. Oh, no. - I'll pay for it. 1827 01:51:46,797 --> 01:51:48,128 - Oh, no. - Frank, come on. 1828 01:51:51,902 --> 01:51:54,336 - Here, here, here. - God! 1829 01:51:54,471 --> 01:51:55,733 Take a drink. 1830 01:51:59,009 --> 01:52:01,910 I'll fix the car. You're... you're OK, though? 1831 01:52:02,012 --> 01:52:03,479 Yeah, I think I'm all right. 1832 01:52:03,580 --> 01:52:04,979 - I'm Frank. - Nothing hurts. 1833 01:52:05,082 --> 01:52:06,515 I'll pay for everything. Here. 1834 01:52:06,616 --> 01:52:08,174 I am... I'm gonna have to... 1835 01:52:08,452 --> 01:52:12,388 I gave her the fuckin' tapes. She won't sing it like Jude. 1836 01:52:12,489 --> 01:52:15,083 - It offends her. - Yeah, whatever. 1837 01:52:15,192 --> 01:52:19,128 And if you think she's clean and sober, wake up. 1838 01:52:19,229 --> 01:52:20,890 That's all I'm sayin'. 1839 01:52:23,066 --> 01:52:24,192 What? 1840 01:53:28,932 --> 01:53:32,333 Hey, you want any of this stuff? 1841 01:53:32,435 --> 01:53:35,233 It's just like, you know, phone charger and... 1842 01:53:35,338 --> 01:53:38,330 Thomas Brothers Guide, which I could use if you don't want it. 1843 01:53:38,441 --> 01:53:41,740 Yeah. Sure as hell not gonna use it in Phoenix. 1844 01:53:41,845 --> 01:53:43,244 Yeah, take it. 1845 01:53:57,594 --> 01:53:59,084 What? 1846 01:53:59,196 --> 01:54:01,460 Oh, it's his license number. 1847 01:54:02,666 --> 01:54:04,099 The Mexican guy? 1848 01:54:05,702 --> 01:54:08,933 Yeah. Yeah. 1849 01:54:09,039 --> 01:54:11,439 Do you know anyone who could trace it? 1850 01:54:11,541 --> 01:54:13,873 Javier lives here? 1851 01:54:13,977 --> 01:54:16,172 - Nice house. - I know. 1852 01:54:16,279 --> 01:54:18,577 What does he charge for a massage? 1853 01:54:18,682 --> 01:54:22,083 - I have to talk to him. - OK. 1854 01:54:22,185 --> 01:54:23,652 Oh, please, Charley, no. 1855 01:54:23,753 --> 01:54:25,721 I'm gonna... I need to do this myself. 1856 01:54:25,822 --> 01:54:28,586 Look. OK. You're on my speed dial. 1857 01:54:28,692 --> 01:54:30,717 All I have to do is press send. 1858 01:54:30,827 --> 01:54:33,421 You're one thumb away if I need you, which I don't. 1859 01:54:33,530 --> 01:54:34,497 Mamie... 1860 01:54:34,598 --> 01:54:38,034 I'm gonna come back tomorrow or the next day by myself. 1861 01:54:38,168 --> 01:54:41,365 So, it's your choice. 1862 01:54:45,308 --> 01:54:46,536 - Hello? - Hi. 1863 01:54:46,643 --> 01:54:48,372 You don't know me, I'm from Los Angeles. 1864 01:54:48,478 --> 01:54:50,241 I'm looking for Nicky. 1865 01:54:50,347 --> 01:54:52,440 No, there's no Nicky here. Sorry. 1866 01:54:52,549 --> 01:54:54,847 Wait, wait, yeah. He said that might be a nickname. 1867 01:54:54,951 --> 01:54:57,852 Do you know... do you know this guy? 1868 01:54:58,989 --> 01:55:01,355 Ronnie, my brother. 1869 01:55:01,458 --> 01:55:04,894 OK. Could I maybe speak with your mom or dad? 1870 01:55:04,995 --> 01:55:07,054 They're in Hawaii. Hold on. 1871 01:55:07,163 --> 01:55:09,859 Tom, someone's here about Ronnie. 1872 01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:11,934 - Come on in. - Thank you. 1873 01:55:13,870 --> 01:55:15,565 Do you want a Coke or something? 1874 01:55:15,672 --> 01:55:17,401 No. Thanks. 1875 01:55:17,507 --> 01:55:19,168 Tom is my other brother. 1876 01:55:24,381 --> 01:55:26,110 Hi. 1877 01:55:26,216 --> 01:55:27,706 - Hi. - I'm Tom. 1878 01:55:27,817 --> 01:55:31,253 You're a friend of Ronnie's? 1879 01:55:31,354 --> 01:55:34,585 Yeah. I mean, I don't... I don't know. 1880 01:55:34,691 --> 01:55:39,560 He told me his name was... Nicky. 1881 01:55:39,663 --> 01:55:40,891 So... 1882 01:55:40,997 --> 01:55:42,897 - Yeah, he's... - That's... that's him. 1883 01:55:43,033 --> 01:55:46,662 Oh. Yeah. He's... he's not here. 1884 01:55:46,803 --> 01:55:49,863 - What did he do to you? - Nothing. No, nothing. 1885 01:55:50,006 --> 01:55:53,066 We were partners on a film project. 1886 01:55:53,176 --> 01:55:56,202 Yeah, we worked together about six months ago. 1887 01:55:56,313 --> 01:55:58,440 Does he owe you money? 1888 01:55:58,548 --> 01:55:59,845 - He's an asshole. - Becca. 1889 01:55:59,950 --> 01:56:03,477 No, this is... it's not a big deal. I was just... 1890 01:56:03,586 --> 01:56:05,520 I was in town and I just thought I'd drop by. 1891 01:56:05,622 --> 01:56:06,953 It's OK. 1892 01:56:07,057 --> 01:56:10,959 Well, wait a second. He called last week. 1893 01:56:11,061 --> 01:56:12,858 The number's on my cell phone in the car. 1894 01:56:14,397 --> 01:56:17,264 - You want it? - OK. Sure. 1895 01:56:17,367 --> 01:56:18,391 - OK. - Thanks. 1896 01:56:18,535 --> 01:56:20,833 - Yeah. I'll be right back. - OK. 1897 01:56:22,238 --> 01:56:25,105 - Do you want to sit down? - No. Thanks. 1898 01:56:26,710 --> 01:56:30,077 Dad says Ronnie's a black sheep. He's in New York now... 1899 01:56:30,180 --> 01:56:32,842 but he's supposed to be in some art school. 1900 01:56:32,949 --> 01:56:35,042 But Tom doesn't believe it. 1901 01:56:36,886 --> 01:56:38,911 He burned down our house once. 1902 01:56:39,022 --> 01:56:41,320 Well, the garage. 1903 01:56:41,424 --> 01:56:42,721 It's where I had my bike. 1904 01:56:44,361 --> 01:56:45,555 OK, I got it. 1905 01:56:45,662 --> 01:56:48,028 He didn't even give this to me, but it was... 1906 01:56:48,131 --> 01:56:50,099 That's all right. Never mind. 1907 01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:51,326 Wait a minute. Don't you want his number? 1908 01:56:51,468 --> 01:56:54,631 - What happened? - I don't know. 1909 01:56:56,106 --> 01:56:58,973 - Her purse. - Shit. 1910 01:57:00,610 --> 01:57:02,134 Mamie? 1911 01:57:04,881 --> 01:57:06,246 Hey! You all right? 1912 01:57:06,349 --> 01:57:07,714 Mamie! 1913 01:57:07,817 --> 01:57:09,978 Hey! Hey. What did you do to her? 1914 01:57:10,086 --> 01:57:11,883 Nothing. Her purse. 1915 01:57:11,988 --> 01:57:13,455 Hey! 1916 01:57:13,556 --> 01:57:15,319 Who the fuck are you? 1917 01:57:15,425 --> 01:57:16,619 Asshole. 1918 01:57:16,726 --> 01:57:18,387 Mamie, stop! 1919 01:57:21,031 --> 01:57:22,623 Mamie! 1920 01:57:30,573 --> 01:57:31,801 Mamie! 1921 01:57:37,580 --> 01:57:39,912 Oh, my God! 1922 01:57:40,016 --> 01:57:41,847 Oh, my God! 1923 01:57:46,923 --> 01:57:48,447 Do you have a cell phone? 1924 01:57:48,558 --> 01:57:50,492 - Yeah! - Mamie. 1925 01:57:55,131 --> 01:57:56,063 Mamie. 1926 01:58:11,948 --> 01:58:13,540 Are you OK, Charley? 1927 01:58:17,053 --> 01:58:18,179 Yeah. 1928 01:58:18,288 --> 01:58:20,688 I have something for you. It's in my purse. 1929 01:58:22,258 --> 01:58:24,055 It's right there. 1930 01:58:40,944 --> 01:58:43,139 You said you lost it. 1931 01:58:43,246 --> 01:58:46,010 No, I left it for the baby. 1932 01:58:46,116 --> 01:58:48,107 Something from you. 1933 01:58:49,919 --> 01:58:52,046 Did you name him? 1934 01:58:52,155 --> 01:58:53,952 No. 1935 01:58:54,057 --> 01:58:56,287 But I held him once. 1936 01:58:59,662 --> 01:59:01,596 I don't know why I didn't tell you. 1937 01:59:06,202 --> 01:59:08,432 So... 1938 01:59:08,538 --> 01:59:11,063 he knew who you were and... 1939 01:59:11,207 --> 01:59:13,072 he didn't want to find you? 1940 01:59:14,410 --> 01:59:16,708 That's what Nicky said. Ronnie. 1941 01:59:18,381 --> 01:59:20,906 Well, when he's smarter, he'll want to find you. 1942 01:59:22,218 --> 01:59:24,049 Maybe he's smart now. 1943 01:59:26,356 --> 01:59:27,345 No. 1944 01:59:29,025 --> 01:59:32,461 It's better to know you than to not know you. 1945 01:59:32,562 --> 01:59:35,463 That's how I've always felt. 1946 01:59:42,172 --> 01:59:44,231 It's OK. 1947 01:59:46,743 --> 01:59:48,836 I run with scissors, too. 1948 02:01:02,252 --> 02:01:03,810 Does this do color? 1949 02:01:46,329 --> 02:01:48,388 Jump real good? OK. 1950 02:03:22,992 --> 02:03:26,951 Don't go changing 1951 02:03:27,063 --> 02:03:29,896 To try to please me 1952 02:03:31,200 --> 02:03:35,534 You never let me down before 1953 02:03:38,875 --> 02:03:42,504 Don't imagine 1954 02:03:42,612 --> 02:03:45,775 You're too familiar 1955 02:03:46,883 --> 02:03:52,253 And I don't see you anymore 1956 02:03:54,056 --> 02:03:58,459 I would not leave you 1957 02:03:58,561 --> 02:04:02,361 In times of trouble 1958 02:04:02,498 --> 02:04:06,867 We never could have come this far 1959 02:04:10,106 --> 02:04:14,236 I took the good times 1960 02:04:14,343 --> 02:04:17,972 I'll take the bad times 1961 02:04:18,080 --> 02:04:24,451 I'll take you just the way you are 1962 02:04:30,092 --> 02:04:33,653 Don't go trying 1963 02:04:33,763 --> 02:04:37,028 Some new fashion 1964 02:04:37,166 --> 02:04:43,071 Don't change the color of your hair 1965 02:04:45,708 --> 02:04:49,337 You always have my 1966 02:04:49,445 --> 02:04:53,347 Unspoken passion 1967 02:04:53,449 --> 02:04:58,648 Though I might not seem to care 1968 02:05:00,289 --> 02:05:09,027 I don't want clever conversation 1969 02:05:09,131 --> 02:05:14,068 I don't want to work that hard 1970 02:05:16,572 --> 02:05:19,905 I just want someone 1971 02:05:20,009 --> 02:05:24,673 That I can talk to 1972 02:05:24,780 --> 02:05:31,151 I want you just the way you are 1973 02:05:36,459 --> 02:05:43,627 I need to know that you will always be 1974 02:05:44,800 --> 02:05:49,237 The same old someone that I knew 1975 02:05:52,375 --> 02:05:58,644 What will it take till you believe in me 1976 02:06:00,283 --> 02:06:05,380 The way that I believe in you? 1977 02:06:07,757 --> 02:06:12,160 I said I love you 1978 02:06:12,261 --> 02:06:15,753 And that's forever 1979 02:06:15,898 --> 02:06:21,268 This I promise from my heart 1980 02:06:24,140 --> 02:06:26,631 I could not love you 1981 02:06:28,110 --> 02:06:30,670 Any better 1982 02:06:31,814 --> 02:06:38,652 I love you just the way you are 1983 02:06:38,754 --> 02:06:43,282 Are 1984 02:06:45,962 --> 02:06:51,923 You are142595