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Time to go.

Where's that medic?

Get that medic in here, now!

You did all you could.

Thank God you were here.

Let's just hope it was enough.

So what happens now?

Well...

..looks like you're
the new governor.

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Come on, you lot.

We're a big happy family
here at Bridewell.

We even do secret Santa
every Christmas.

Imagine unwrapping that
under the Christmas tree.

Onwards.

Thanks.

Are you sure you're OK, Dominique?

I'm fine.

It's Alison we need
to think about now.

They're not going to wake her until
the swelling's gone down in her brain.

Which means we need to manage things
until she's better.

As the new governor,
you're going to...

I've only been deputy for two weeks.

Protocol is protocol.

And the board will want
to make an announcement

sooner rather than later.

You're far more experienced
than I am.

I'm not the one they promoted.

Can I ask what happened?

Your guess is as good as mine.

Keep moving forward, ladies.

Name?

Anderson.

Chloe Anderson, sorry.

Sorry... OK, next.

Look, I'm flattered to be asked,
really.

I was hoping you'd be
a little more ambitious.

I'm very ambitious, Dame Stella.

I just don't want to run
before I can walk.

Caution can be an admirable quality
Ms Derby, it can also be a big

hindrance to progress.

Sinead thinks you can cut it,
and I trust her judgment.

You'll have our full support.

Won't she, Sinead? 100%.

Hey, I'm Laura.

And you're Chloe Anderson.

How do you know that?

CLAPPING

Attention.

For the new ones among you,
a warm welcome to Love Island,

AKA the first night centre.

For the rest of you, welcome home.

After your health and level of crazy
assessment, you'll be assigned

to your hotel.

The lucky ones will get a room
to themselves, a bit of peace

and quiet to sit and think
about how even more screwed up

your life has become.

The others, you'll be sharing,
so you get to compare crap

and decide who's got it the worst.

I'm thinking you'll win that one.

Keep up, I don't get paid overtime.

First time, right?

What, locked up or knocked up?

Both?

Yeah.

Don't worry, it all looks, sounds,
feels and smells worse than it is.

Hey, that's more like it.

More of that, less of the victim face.
It's never a good look in here.

Oi, revolver, get a rattle on.

It's not like
you don't know the ropes.

Come on, let's not
keep Mamma Morton waiting.

Who?

You eat three times a day.

Except today.

Far too much to get through.

Don't cry.

There will be something suitably
sweet and carbolicious waiting

in your rooms.

By the time you leave here,
you'll look like the back

of the sweat box you came in.

Shower block.

One minute of hot water
per inmate per day,

so make it count.

Right, come on, let's go.

Chop chop.

On to visiting...

Hey, are you coming?

Are we supposed
to remember all this?

Well, yeah, there won't be much else
to do in here, trust me.

You've been here a few times, then?

Define "a few".

Listen, all you have to remember
is keep your head down,

keep your eyes open
and keep that shut.

It'll make your time
go a lot quicker.

Revolver?

Once more unto the breach?

ALARM SOUNDS

Well, they don't hang about,
I'll say that for them.

Life goes on, Officer Trent.

I'm sure Governor Hayes
will be back before we know it.

She looked pretty unavailable
when they were wheeling her out

in that ambulance.

Aneurysm, they're saying.

Well? You were there.

Still, good for you though?

Excuse me?

I didn't ask
for any of this to happen.

God works in mysterious ways.

It's not the Priory, but at least
you don't have to wait a month

for an appointment.

You'll all be assessed
at some point today.

We'll head to the guest suites
in a minute.

Single, double and triple deluxes,
all mod cons

with complementary cockroaches.

Joyce, let me get that for you.

Joyce, everyone.

After transfer, anything you need,

Joyce is the woman to get it
for you, aren't you, Joyce?

Don't get on the wrong side
of her though, as she is liable

to whack you over the head
with a chip pan.

Just watch it, Sherry.

Move.

Not seen you before.

You the stripper?

Laura McDermott, wanted in medical.

Yeah, here.

Williams...

Rolls right off the tongue,
don't it?

Want to know what else
would roll right off my tongue?

Shall we go, then?

Follow me.

I was sure it was this way...

The clueless leading the worthless.

How many have come in today,
Officer Dolan?

Erm, nine.

Six revolvers...

Sorry, reoffenders.

Which is funny, because
it's usually a full card.

Yep?

Doctor Wendell, this is Ms Derby.

Acting Governor Derby. Fast track.

I don't think we've
had the pleasure yet? Hi.

And this is Officer Williams.

I see you two have got something
in common straight away.

First day in the job?

Do you mind if I sit in?

Sure.

This is Laura McDermott, 28 years
of age, history of drug use.

She's completed one detox
but relapsed.

When did you say, Laura?

A year ago.

What kind of drugs?

Methamphetamine, heroin.

She's been rattling
longer than she hasn't.

Officer Trent, do you mind
stepping out?

OK, there are a number
of things that we can try.

Yeah, I've done them all.

Which is why we need to look at
the bigger picture.

I know how difficult this is.

Prison, it's the easiest place
to get on the stuff but the toughest

place to get off it. No, not for me.

I can do it in here.
I can't do it out there.

Well, I'll be doing everything
I can my end to give you

a fighting chance.

Can you do the same for me?

OK, then.

We'll start you on
80mg of methadone.

Just see how you go.
I don't want to take anything.

Cold turkey could do you
more harm than good.

It's not safe.

Dollies don't do it for me.

I've tried it, it doesn't work.

If I'm going to get clean,
it has to be all or nothing.

You really should
listen to the doctor.

Kardashians in here.

Lunch is served.

Thank you, Joyce.

This is you, Bambi.

What, am I own my own?

What's up?

Scared of the dark?

You need to give me that.

Why?

It's all I've got.

You came with nothing,
you leave with nothing.

But you let the others
keep their stuff.

Well, you're not the others,
are you?

I won't ask again.
You're not taking it.

Pick it the fuck up.

Nice one, mate, cheers.

I'll be having that, too.

No! No, please.

Everything all right here, Simms?

Yeah, home sweet home.

Just give it back!

There's always one.
Just tell her to give it back.

Get yourself back inside there
or I'll write you up.

Now, go on.

And watch your back.
The new sheriff's on the prowl.

So, this is where
the party's at, yeah?

We're sharing?

Well, technically you already are.

Why aren't you with
the others, exploring?

Make the most of it.

You've got your stuff.

Yeah, haven't you?

Hey...

She took everything.

That woman officer.

She's not an officer, you muppet.

What?

But she took my baby.

How could she do that?

God. It's all right.
We'll get it back.

We'll get it back.

It's all right.

Take it. What do you mean?

But it's not yours.
It smells ever so nice, Joyce.

It's not yours though, is it?
Do you want to have a whiff, Joyce?

Why don't you stop just
taking things that aren't yours?

Maybe you just need to calm down.

All right, everybody.

Bit of hush, please.

Quiet!

Governor Hayes is unable to continue
for the foreseeable future,

so I'd like you to meet our
acting governor, Dominique Derby.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon, ladies.

I won't keep you.

Good, because we have
places to be, you know.

Quite, Gilani.

Well, I'm sure you'll be pleased
to hear that Governor Hayes

is recovering.

Was it you that did it, Dominique?

Will you just shut it, Sherry?

All right, Joyce, I'm just saying
it's great timing, innit?

It's convenient.

I'm going to come over there...

I'm really looking forward
to getting to know you all.

And I want you to know
that my door is always open.

Metaphorically, at least.

What does that mean? Long word.

There's room for dialogue here.

I'm a woman, same as you.

Well, not all of us, Joyce?
Shut up.

And just because some of us made
different choices in life

doesn't mean that I don't want to
try and understand you. Yeah, sure.

There's no judgment here,
I can promise you that.

There but for the grace of God
go all of us, right?

I don't think God's
got anything to do with it.

You all have a voice,
don't be afraid to use it.

She will. In a constructive way.
Yeah, she won't.

Angel fucking Gabriel
over here, I see.

Enough, Simms.

All right, Brian.

Now, seeing as I'm happy to let
you into my house, I think it's only

fair that you let me
into yours, don't you think?

Not really, no.

Get the stuff...

Here we go.

Right, you lot.

Work detail, out you go.

Come on.

Bedrooms?

Look at all this.

I'd offer you a cuppa,
but we're all out of milk.

It's about the only thing
you're out of.

I don't like throwing things away.

Except your future, clearly.

You don't know me.

Cock of the block.

Every prison has one.

You'll be late for work, Sherri.

Hooch?

Yep.

Code blue, the gym.

What are you waiting for,
permission? Let's go.

SHOUTING

Please, girls...

In your own time, fellas. Come on...

Impressive.

Amira Khan, 26.

Death by dangerous driving,
yeah, I know.

They were supposed to be meditating.

All right, show's over.

Take your places.

Yoga.

I always wanted to try that.

We've got a spare pair
of shorts somewhere.

Maybe another time.

All right, downward dog.

And hold for ten.

Nine...

Got them eating out of your hand.

I hypnotise them.

One of the many things I do here.

Circuit training,
dance, mind control.

Quite the programme.

We could do more.

Much more.

I'm open to suggestions.

Not many takers, though.

Well, exercise can hardly compete
with the delights of, say,

getting off one's tits on
the drug of one's choice, can it?

I suppose some people
feel they have nothing to lose.

That's the point of punishment,
isn't it?

To lose the things you love.

Control to Officer Trent.
Cover required at MBU.

Copy that.

Shall we?

Break it up, break it up now.

Hey, Sherri, Sherri!

What the fuck do you want?

Give us the picture back,
the one you took off Chloe.

Should have known
you'd pick up a stray.

Now you've not got that
lump of a brother to fuss over.

It makes sense
you'd find a replacement.

Makes you feel needed, doesn't it?

Well, I think we both know
what you really need.

No, I'm getting clean.
Not that it's any of your business.

I tell you
what is my business, though.

Getting things up and running again.

Supply chain's a bit thin
at the moment,

just can't get the staff.

Miss you, Laura,
and your connections.

Me and Luke broke up.

Really?

Come on, you will never really
leave him.

You need him too much.

What he can give you.

Look at you, you're rattling
faster than a snake.

The meth's already wearing off,
right?

I can fix that. We can fix that.

I don't want anything off you.

Yeah, you do.

It's just one phone call, Laura.

One call,
and mummy gets her baby back.

Fuck you.

In the nappy?

It's not uncommon. They'll try
anything to get the stuff in.

Just a kid herself.

Most of them are.

That one will be walking, soon,
then we start counting, six,

seven more weeks.
They'll get taken away.

I sometimes wonder if they shouldn't
take them away the moment they're born.

That sounds heartless, I know.
I didn't mean it to be.

The father smuggled that in.

That's what these kids
are going back out to.

What chance have they got?

Thank you both.

We need to break the cycle.

Good luck with that.

Where did you go?

I thought you were going
to try and get some rest.

I can't.

You need to eat something.

They'll take it away otherwise.

I feel sick.

Well, think about the baby.

Look, it's just a picture.

Do you really need it that badly?

It's all I've got.

Pick something, anything.

What?

Go on, before I change my mind.

Er, shampoo.

Good choice.

You're going to need it.

OK, so I'm breaking my own rule
here because I'm really not arsed,

but you are killing me.
What are you in for?

I didn't do anything.

Suit yourself.

Hiding a gun.

It was my boyfriend's.
Bad boyfriend.

Sounds like a keeper.

He just told me to put it
where no-one would find it.

I didn't know it was
actually a bloody gun.

But you knew it was dodgy?

Sorry, I'm not judging you.

We're both in here, aren't we?

How long have they given you?

You're on remand?

Well, there's hope, then.

You will be out by the weekend.

Solicitor says it'll just
be a couple of weeks.

Fuck's sake, you used your phone
call to phone your solicitor.

You'll see him tomorrow. Her.

Well, you're fucked then.

Female briefs are bitches.

There she is, hallelujah.

So what about
this fellow of yours, then?

He'll be going mad.

We've never actually gone so long
without speaking to each other.

He'll be thinking all sorts.

Did you get picked up
at the same time?

Your family?

I've made my bed,
now I can lie in it, apparently.

Well, while you are doing that maybe
you can eat something.

Chloe Anderson,
time for your medical.

It's...definitely this way.

Chloe Anderson, the pregnant one?

I've got older socks.

Does it shock you?

It's just different, suddenly
being responsible for people.

She's a remand prisoner.

Yeah, but she had nothing,
not even a bar of soap.

Was she even checked in?

I'll make enquiries.

This is a good place.

We do the best with what we've got,
but we have to be realistic too,

we're stretched.

Sometimes the inmates
don't get the care they need.

Yeah, but she only just got here.
Already this isn't good enough.

Things need to change.

And I'm sure you're the right person
to change them, just don't go making

any promises you can't keep.

We've been this way. No, we haven't.

You're lost. I am not lost.

Come on.

Oi! Fresh meat, girls!

Shit.

WOLF WHISTLE

Fucking hell. Doesn't look good.

Mate, you all right? Come here.

What's happened to you?

You need to go back that way.

Come here! Come on!

Where's the medical centre?
Back through that door.

No, it's quicker to go that way.
What are you even talking about?

It's that way!

SHOUTING

My God. Poor lass.

Would you? In a fucking heartbeat!

It was definitely a photo.
I couldn't see what it was.

She crumpled it up
and threw on the ground.

And then she got her bag
and she emptied it.

Well, they say there's only one
thing worse than being talked about.

Had a good day, have you?

Profitable?

If you've got something to say,
Amira, spit it the fuck out. OK...

Would you take for my girlie?
Not you and all.

I saw you, you know.

You're beginning to sound
more and more like the screws

every day, Joyce.

Mind you, you've been here
long enough, you probably

shagged them all too.

Don't, Joyce.

It's not worth it. Don't.

Is it some kind of
competition, Williams?

Sir?

To see who can make the biggest
cock-up on a first day.

Sorry, sir.

It was a simple transfer.

My Jack Russell could have done it
blindfolded, and he's deaf.

I got disorientated, sir.

I'm still finding my way around.

It's not the Crystal Maze.

And another thing.

never ever lay hands on an inmate

without another officer present.

There wasn't anyone else there.
Precisely.

You're supposed
to be supervising me. You...!

Gate, gate.

HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

You gave us a fright
there, young lady.

Is my baby OK?
It was just a panic attack.

Baby's fine. Are you sure?
I want to see her.

Are you having a girl?

I want a girl.
We can't do scans here, I'm afraid.

But I want another picture.

That bitch took my other one.

Who took your picture, Chloe?
Just give me another one, please.

I'm sorry, we can't.

Right, well, I need
to call my boyfriend.

He'll be worried about me - about
us.

We're worried about you, Chloe.

And we're going to keep an eye
on you, OK, make sure

you're looking after yourself.

Take her back to her room,
and try not to get lost.

DOOR SHUTS

DOOR OPENS

Chlo?

What the hell?

What...?

Just lie down. Go ahead.

Williams.

DOOR SHUTS

SHE SIGHS

What happened today
with Chloe Anderson is unacceptable.

An inmate was put in a vulnerable
position by a prison officer.

It could have been a much
more serious situation.

Sorry, Governor. You were left
unsupervised, Officer Williams.

It was a breach of protocol.

It's not a question of protocol -
it's a question of maths.

There aren't enough of us.
We can't be everywhere.

You're his superior, Officer Trent.
You should have been with him.

Where were you, Brian?

I was attending
an altercation on the wing.

Prior to that, I was conducting
a mandatory cell search.

Then Officer Williams
should have been with you.

Then there would have been nobody
to complete the FNC medicals,

and they take priority.

That's what protocol says.

All new intakes to be medically
assessed within four

hours of arrival.

But wasn't Officer Dolan meant
to be overseeing the medicals?

Inmates can't be left
unattended whilst they wait.

It just seems like an ineffective
use of resources.

That's because it is. Janine.

OK, look, from now on, no junior officer
is to be left unsupervised at any time.

Then we need more staff.
You know that's not going to happen.

Well, doubling up is going
to make even more gaps

than there are already.

Right now, we should all on dinner
duty, because it's the busiest time

of the day, and yet
we're stood here - for what?

You want another situation,
Governor -

we won't have to wait long.

Do you have any family?

There is my brother, Horse.

Our dad loved that cowboy show

they never stopped playing -
Bonanza.

Don't worry, his real name's
Lee.

He's a big fucker, but soft as shit.

Yeah, he's the only good thing
in my life, really.

The only thing I...

..truly love.

And he deserves better than a car
crash like me for a sister.

Sorry.

If you say sorry one more time,
I'll bloody deck you.

SHE LAUGHS

How did it feel when you thought
you'd had the baby?

Um...

..scared.

Scared for yourself,
or scared for her? For her.

Not me. I don't care about myself.

Don't say that. Why not?

Because the more you say it, the
more you believe it.

I'm so frightened.

I'm scared of giving birth.

I'm scared of the pain.

Well, pain's relative.

Trust me on that one.

And what if I'm a shit mum?

What then?

Well, I've got one of them.

Sorry.

What did I say? Sorry.

No, you'll be a great mum.

DOOR OPENS

Seriously, Brian.

You're going to have
to make her see sense.

Look, the governor's got a point.

No way should Williams be wandering
this place on his own.

Yes, and Governor Hayes knew
that too.

She just let us work around it.

Governor Hayes isn't here.

Why are you taking her side?
I'm not taking sides.

Doesn't it bother you?

Lots of things bother me, Brian.

Yeah, but not enough to do
anything about it?

Is that why you never went for the job,
afraid you might have to DO something?

You know why.

I thought...

I thought your lad
was getting better.

Good days and bad days.

And that's never going to change.

Well, look, all I'm saying, Sinead,
is if this is how she's going to run

things, there mightn't
be a job for any of us.

She'll be fine, Brian.

It'll all be fine.

It'll be fine.

Go on.

Ta-ra.

DOOR SHUTS

INDISTINCT CHATTER

Sorry to interrupt
the festivities, ladies.

Here are all the wildly exciting
courses, certificates and other shit

you can do while you're in here.

Anything that takes your fancy, sign
up on the board before lights out.

But please, don't fight
over the flower arranging.

Oi, ready to meet, before lights
out, same place.

BELL

Connor? Yeah, it was you I wanted
to speak to, actually.

Really.

Should have known you'd worm
your way back in there.

She's always liked me.
What did you for her, a rock or two
to sit by the phone and wait

until I called?

You're a cynical bitch.

Yeah, and you're a dick.
We're back together, then?

No, it doesn't mean we're going
to get back together.

Come on, Laura.

I'm done with your shit.

Yeah?

Yeah. No, I'm doing
this for someone else.

Yeah? Who?

None of your fucking business who.

Well?

I'm not going to turn
down business, am I?

OK. Yeah, so I'll arrange it, then.

And Luke, get the fuck
out of my mother's house.

Dickhead.

So you'll leave her alone?
I've given you what you wanted.

Say it.

As long as your man gets the gear
coming in,

I won't go near Bambi.

I'll still be watching her, though.

Watching both of you.

You'd better not
be fucking me about.

Ditto.

Good to be back in business.

WHISTLE

SHE SOBS

DOOR OPENS

SHE SOBS

SHE SOBS

SHE SOBS

You're going to be late.

You're making me later.

Well, I'd love to stop and chat,
but...

What do you want?

Fell out of your window.

What are you going to do?

Send me to bed without any supper?

I'm not afraid of you. You should
be.

You need to calm down.

Don't want to end up like Governor
Hayes.

Dangerous job being governor.

Is that a threat?
I'm not threatening anyone.

Especially not the new queen of
Bridewell.

I see you.

For everything that you are.

Yeah? Yeah.

You suck the life out of everyone
around you until they're nothing but shadows.

Cos that's what happened to you all
your life, isn't it?

Nobody cared about you.

Nobody noticed you.

You were invisible.

And you hated being invisible.

You don't know me. Yeah, I do.

In here, you're somebody.

You've got people at your beck and
call.

You rarely get your hands dirty.

You don't need to, but it's not
really you that they're afraid of.

No, it's the idea of you.

That's your power.

It's the only power you've got.

You don't know shit.

Governor Hayes might have let you
roam your little kingdom,

but here's the thing.

It's not your kingdom any more.

It's mine.

So here's a piece of advice,
and you'd do well to listen to it.

If you're going to go shooting
at the queen, the real queen,

you'd better make damn sure
that you don't miss.

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