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- Guys! I have a great
idea for a prank.
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Before Holt comes in
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I'm gonna put ink on the podium
where he puts his hands.
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- I don't think
he'll fall for that.
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- I did!
- How?
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I haven't even
opened this yet.
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- I guess it's unrelated.
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- Captain Holt hates pranks.
This is gonna backfire, man.
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- Ugh, fine, I'll tone it down.
I'll...
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move his podium
a foot to the left.
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- What?
He'll be so angry.
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- Okay, five inches.
- Five?
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- Three?
- Three?
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- One?
- One?
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- All right.
I'll move it a half inch.
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- Fine.
It's your funeral.
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- Oh my god.
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Worst prank ever.
So stupid.
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Holt's not even
going to notice.
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- Good morning.
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- You guys--
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the podium, it's...
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- Ha.
[chuckles]
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[laughter intensifies]
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[riotous laughter]
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[shouting]
You're crazy!
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How did you pull this off?
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[upbeat music]
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♪
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The Venom - $5 million GTD Poker Tourney
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- Yes, Kevin, they moved it
a full half inch.
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I'll tell you
the entire story tonight.
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I love you as well.
Goodbye.
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Oh, that was a fun
several moments.
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So, there's been
a series of homicides.
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Three victims, all young men,
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each murdered
in their own fashion.
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- A serial killer?
How'd they do it?
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Strangled? Mangled?
Hung, i.e. dangled?
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- Their bodies
were disfigured.
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- I.e. "mangled."
Continue.
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- Our killer
cut the victims open
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and ripped out their hearts.
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Now, before I
assign this case--
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- Five dollars!
- What?
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- I'm bidding for it.
I want this so badly.
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- That's not how we--
- $20.
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Just to make this interesting.
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- $100 for Jake to have it!
- I was going to assign
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the case to you and Peralta
but perhaps I should
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give it to Diaz instead.
- $200!
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- It's not about
the money, Boyle!
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Commissioner Kelly
is breathing down my neck.
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I need this case handled
professionally and maturely.
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- Name one time
I haven't acted professionally.
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- You're holding a juice box.
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- It stops me
from spilling my juice!
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Look, we can handle this, sir.
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Do we joke around sometimes?
Yes, but when it's time
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to buckle down,
we're seasoned professionals.
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- That's why they call us
the Spice Boys.
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- They don't
and they won't.
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Sir, I swear,
give us a chance.
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We can get this guy.
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- Fine.
Case goes to the Spice Boys.
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- Please don't call us that.
- Too late.
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Spice Boy train
has left the station.
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Toot toot!
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- Hey, hey, check it out.
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It's my lieutenant
start paperwork!
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- It's gonna be so weird
not calling you Sarge anymore.
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- Maybe I'll go by Loot.
"Morning, Loot!"
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"Loot over here."
"Let's invite Loot!"
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What do you think?
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- I bet you're
excited about
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the raise that comes
with your promotion.
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- Well, Terry doesn't like
to talk about money, but, uh...
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Cha-ching!
[laughs]
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Now I can pay for Showtime.
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Find out who or what
"SMILF" is!
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- You know, some people say,
"Mo money, mo problems,"
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but those people are idiots.
Money's amazing.
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- Wait, what?
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This says there's
not enough money
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in the Nine-Nine's budget
for my raise!
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- What does that mean?
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- They're going to
transfer me!
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- Now, I know
what you're thinking.
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[dumb voice]
Where'd dem guts go?
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- Uh, yeah.
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- This guy needs a dentist,
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because he's got
a big ol' cavity.
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- [laughs] I love that.
I'm stealing it.
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- You cannot steal
what is a gift.
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- Thank you.
Okay, so whoever did this,
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they weren't careful
with the organs.
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They just sorta grabbed
whatever and yanked.
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- Title of your sex tape.
Oh, that's just something
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we say back at the Nine-Nine.
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- Interesting, 'cause around
here sex tape is what
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we call the adhesive you use
to reattach a severed penis.
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- Oh, I'll have to
pick some of that up.
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- Why?
- Anyway...
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most of the killer's incisions
are very sloppy but then once
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he gets to the heart
they become very careful.
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I mean, look at the vena cava.
That's a clean cut.
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Game recognize game.
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- Hmm. I like your style,
Doctor Cox.
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- Gentlemen!
The Commissioner would like
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a status update on the case.
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- Oh, come on Ray.
You make it sound like
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I'm puttin' the screws to ya.
No, I just popped in
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to say if you don't
solve these murders immediately
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there's gonna be some
serious consequences.
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[laughs]
I'm just messin' with ya!
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Listen, you know what would
help you catch this guy?
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I just launched a new app,
HotClues.
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Are you familiar with it?
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- The one that
allows civilians
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to submit anonymous tips
directly to the NYPD?
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Yes, I'm familiar with...
HotClues.
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- Great!
You know, it's actually
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helped us solve 17 cases,
so I think we should ask
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for the public's help
with this one.
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- No, study after study has
shown that soliciting
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anonymous tips results in false
leads and wrongful convictions.
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- Hmm.
Tell me how you really feel.
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- I did.
- And I loved it! Such passion!
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But I think HotClues
could help us here.
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- No, we will solve
this case the proper way
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with actual police work
conducted by the two best
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detectives in the NYPD.
- Captain!
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- Well, I certainly hope
your methods work.
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For the sake
of your careers.
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[cheerfully]
Bye now.
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- Oof! Now that guy's
gonna need some sex tape.
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- [in unison] 'Cause someone's
gonna cut his penis off.
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- We are vibing!
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- So...
I found out where
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they're transferring me.
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And, you know, I'm feeling
pretty good about it.
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- Oh! Somewhere nice?
Upper West Side?
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- No, even better.
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Staten Island!
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- [bursts out laughing]
Good one, Loot.
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Where you really going?
- No, I'm serious. Staten!
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- Wait, they're transferring
you out of New York?
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- It's part of the City!
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- Is it, though?
- Hey, Staten Island is great.
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It's got parks,
loads of bike paths,
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tons of up and coming
restaurants...
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I mean...
easy access to New Jersey!
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- You're lying.
Your right pec is popping
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all over the place.
We all know that's your tell.
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- Of course I'm lying!
It's Staten Island!
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The precinct
is the One-Two-Two.
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How the hell am I supposed
to chant One-Two-Two?
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One-Two-Two!
One-Two-Two!
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I sound like a damn
choo-choo train!
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- Detectives, how's the case?
Any breakthroughs?
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- Uh, well, we're still
in the early stages.
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- Do you have a suspect
or DNA evidence?
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- Oh my god.
I wish.
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- Look, we need to solve
this to prove to that idiot
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John Kelly, how inane
and useless his little app is.
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- Oh dip.
I see what's going on.
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Holt is feeling petty.
- I'm not being petty.
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I can assure you my feelings
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about John Kelly
are purely professional.
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- Are they?
Because every time his name
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is brought up in our group text
thread you immediately send
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back a super catty GIF
of some lady
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from "The Durrells in Corfu"
rolling her eyes.
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- That's Louisa Durrell,
exasperated by
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the pace of life on Corfu!
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- Wait, the group
text thread is back?
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- No.
- We misspoke.
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- Yeah.
- Look, if you can't solve
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this case I'll reassign
it to someone who can.
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- Wait, no, no, no, no, no!
I have an idea.
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We need to get
into the mind of a sicko.
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And the only way to do that is
with the help of another sicko.
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[intense music]
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♪
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- Jake!
It's so good to see you!
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Come give me a hug,
I'm not going to eat you!
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Also, don't hug me
'cause I will try to eat you.
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.
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- This is such a surprise!
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I haven't seen you
since I transferred here.
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How's Amy?
- She's great!
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We're married
and she's a Sergeant now.
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- Wow!
- Yeah! How's everything here?
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- You know, same old same old.
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Guess who's here? Herman.
- Herman!
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Always playing Yahtzee,
knew everybody's name.
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- Worshipped Satan.
- Did he?
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He never mentioned that.
[laughter]
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- He wouldn't shut up about it.
- It is exhausting.
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- Well, I'm Charles.
I'm Jake's best friend.
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Charles, he's serving three
life sentences.
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No need to flex.
So Caleb, we're tracking
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a serial killer
and I was thinking
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you could help us
get inside his head.
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- Just because I ate humans
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doesn't mean that
I'm inhuman, Jake.
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- Caleb, come on.
That's not what I meant.
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- I'm just kidding.
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I'm probably friends
with the guy online.
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[chuckles]
What's his deal?
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- Well, he's been
murdering young men
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and cutting out their hearts.
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- Ew.
What?
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I would never eat a heart.
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I stick to the normal stuff.
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Butts and thighs.
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One time I ate a foot,
but it was nasty.
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- Yeah, I can see that.
- You know what?
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There was some weird guy
on the forum recently.
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- The forum?
- Yeah, it's a chat room
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for people who like to talk
about eating human beings
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but definitely won't act on it.
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Wink.
Yeah, it's hosted on--
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- [together] Reddit.
- Obviously.
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Anyways, he showed up from out
of nowhere asking questions
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about cutting out hearts.
- Really?
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Do you know
anything else about him?
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- I'd never seen him
on there before
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but you could check the logs.
I'll approve you.
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I'm an admin.
- Ah.
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- Oh, you might want to switch
to incognito mode.
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Otherwise your targeted ads will
be pretty cannibal-specific.
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- Ah, good to know.
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Well, it was good
to see you, Caleb.
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Send me that info.
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[all screaming]
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Hey Terry, you okay?
You skipped all your lunches.
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- I'm going through the budget
to see if there's any way
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we could save enough money
for me to stay here.
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- You find anything yet?
- Yeah, we could
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switch to generic printer ink,
cut down on custodial services,
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and stop buying
office birthday cakes.
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- Over my dead body!
- It's just an idea.
245
00:07:58,260 --> 00:08:00,392
- Well, take it off the table!
- Damn, Scully, fine.
246
00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,872
- We could stop paying
for an exterminator.
247
00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:03,134
It's pointless.
We all have guns.
248
00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,658
- Who am I kidding?
249
00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,181
We'll never save enough
to keep me at the Nine-Nine.
250
00:08:06,224 --> 00:08:07,922
- You're right.
The only way to free up
251
00:08:07,965 --> 00:08:09,663
that money
is if you fire someone.
252
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:12,535
- What? I can't just fire
someone without cause.
253
00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,537
- Come on.
We all know there's a bunch of
254
00:08:14,581 --> 00:08:15,712
dead weight around here.
255
00:08:15,756 --> 00:08:18,410
Sloppy paperwork,
penmanship fails,
256
00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,630
phone etiquette that
makes me want to barf.
257
00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,023
Let's axe a dud!
258
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,286
- Damn, Amy.
I am loving this shade on you.
259
00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:25,809
But Loot's right.
We can't just fire somebody.
260
00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:29,378
That said, you could
"inspire" somebody to quit.
261
00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:31,641
For example, Broadway Brian.
262
00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:33,861
- Yes!
Broadway Brian, of course!
263
00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,515
- Who the hell
is Broadway Brian?
264
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:36,907
- Brian in records.
265
00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:39,388
He's always talking about
what a great singer he is
266
00:08:39,431 --> 00:08:41,521
and how his dream
is to be in musicals.
267
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,175
You just need to convince him
to go for his dream.
268
00:08:44,219 --> 00:08:46,395
- Oh, I don't know.
That feels underhanded.
269
00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,049
- It's never underhanded to help
somebody follow their dream.
270
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:49,529
Yesterday,
I was watching "Ellen,"
271
00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,400
and she had this woman on
who wanted to be a chef,
272
00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,054
but she didn't have any taste
buds, so she quit her job,
273
00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:54,577
hired her best friend
to be her taste tester.
274
00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,057
And now they have the best taco
truck in Lansing.
275
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,667
It was inspiration as [bleep].
276
00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,103
- Yeah.
277
00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:00,931
I'd just be helping him
follow his dream!
278
00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,585
I'd be doing him a favor!
279
00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:06,371
I'm going to inspire Brian's
ass right out of this office!
280
00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:07,721
For him, not me.
281
00:09:07,764 --> 00:09:09,984
Dreams, and whatnot, you know.
282
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,594
- Detectives,
Commissioner Kelly is back
283
00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:13,422
and he found his way here
on his own
284
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,206
without any tips
from the public.
285
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,295
How impressive is that?
- Well, thank you, Raymond.
286
00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:18,514
I just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
287
00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,124
Thought I'd check
on your progress.
288
00:09:20,168 --> 00:09:22,300
[phone chimes]
- Um, we have a solid lead.
289
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:23,954
Suspicious online behavior
290
00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:26,174
from someone using the name
Jamburger77.
291
00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,002
- There's only one person
in the tri-state area
292
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,786
with that surname--
Eileen Jamburger.
293
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,876
101 years old, and immediately
racist on the phone.
294
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,399
She is not a suspect
at this time.
295
00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,619
- But the user did make
one non-cannibal post.
296
00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:40,449
A negative review of the
headroom in a 2006 Saturn Ion.
297
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,885
- Real creep car.
298
00:09:41,929 --> 00:09:44,235
So, we pulled records
on every 2006 Ion in the city
299
00:09:44,279 --> 00:09:45,759
and we're following up
on them now.
300
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,108
- Well, I'll be.
301
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,675
That's some nice police work,
Peralta.
302
00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,285
- And Charles.
- I especially like how
303
00:09:50,328 --> 00:09:52,113
you found evidence,
followed up on it,
304
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,941
and it's lead you closer
to a solve.
305
00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,812
- No, I agree, Peralta.
It's excellent work.
306
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,422
- You must've hated
saying that.
307
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,468
- No, I didn't.
I like giving compliments.
308
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:02,297
You have a nice deep voice.
It is very commanding.
309
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:05,126
- Cut the crap, John.
You're furious!
310
00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,650
And everyone can tell!
311
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,696
- See?
Very commanding.
312
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:13,134
So, I know Raymond has
some issues with HotClues,
313
00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,092
but we did put
the call out on the app
314
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,312
and got a very promising tip.
315
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,227
- Look, we're not going
against our Captain.
316
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:22,970
- So this guy says
he saw someone covered in blood
317
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,711
getting out of a Saturn Ion.
318
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:26,321
But you don't need that tip
319
00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,716
because you are among the
best detectives in the NYPD!
320
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:31,500
[laughter]
321
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:35,069
- You're right,
we don't need that tip!
322
00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,679
But seriously,
send us that tip.
323
00:10:36,723 --> 00:10:37,941
We need it.
324
00:10:37,985 --> 00:10:39,551
- Hey, Brian!
What are you up to?
325
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,379
- Typing in numbers
into a computer.
326
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,991
Like I always do endlessly
for 40-60 hours a week.
327
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,209
- Well, when you love
what you do,
328
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,950
you don't work
a day in your life!
329
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,518
Unless, do you not love
sad data entry?
330
00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,302
- Well,
my passion is performing.
331
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:52,695
I do musical theater.
332
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,479
It's the hardest form of acting.
- I agree!
333
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,917
I am always saying,
if you're not singing,
334
00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,875
you're not acting.
- Right!
335
00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:00,311
- It's probably hard
to audition
336
00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:02,009
because you're always here,
right?
337
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:05,186
- Yes! I had to pass up a chance
to read for "Seussical."
338
00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,014
- You know Brian,
this makes me think
339
00:11:07,057 --> 00:11:08,363
of something I saw on "Ellen."
340
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,018
There was this lady,
she wanted to be a cook,
341
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,846
but her tongue
was all messed up,
342
00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:15,979
and she had this friend
who didn't even have a tongue--
343
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:17,459
I mean, she did,
344
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:21,028
and now they own a taco truck
in Lansing!
345
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,333
- Huh?
346
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:23,726
- Follow your dreams, man!
347
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,206
You gotta follow your dreams.
348
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,469
Find your taco truck!
349
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:30,211
- Wow.
Thank you.
350
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,126
That gives me
a lot to think about.
351
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,475
So what did you
come down here for?
352
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:38,001
- Oh, uh, I had to borrow...
353
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,350
the water cooler!
354
00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,309
[grunting] All right.
Thanks, Brian.
355
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,006
Think about what I said.
356
00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,922
- So, the tipster saw
the Saturn parked out back
357
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,228
and the woman at the desk said
358
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,751
it belongs to the man
in room 203.
359
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,362
One "Larry Bird."
- Obvious fake name.
360
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,408
- Or is it so insane that
there's no way it's fake?
361
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:54,931
If you're trying not
to draw attention,
362
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,672
why not go with something
like "John Smith?"
363
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,760
- From "Pocahontas"?
364
00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:59,719
Uh, yeah.
Way to fly under the radar.
365
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:00,632
[laughs]
366
00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:02,460
- Excuse me, is there ice yet?
367
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:03,766
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't work here.
368
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,376
I'm a police officer.
369
00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,074
- Well, then I'd like
to lodge a formal complaint.
370
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,597
There hasn't been ice here
for days
371
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:10,512
and everyone knows
my wine coolers are supposed
372
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,079
to be served chilled.
- You're an adult.
373
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:13,428
Why are you
drinking wine coolers?
374
00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:15,082
- Because I'm on vacation.
- Okay.
375
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,040
Well, I'll mention the ice.
376
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,607
- Thanks.
Pig.
377
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:20,087
- Okay.
378
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,002
[phone ringing]
379
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,394
- Oh, it's Holt.
380
00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:24,395
I didn't tell him
what we were doing.
381
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:25,788
- I'll act natural.
382
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,137
- You're not gonna be
on the phone call.
383
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,356
Just do nothing.
Hey, Captain!
384
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,923
- What delicious water
I'm drinking!
385
00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,707
- [growls] Sorry that we didn't
check in before we left.
386
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,274
We're just down
at the DMV following up
387
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,841
on the Saturn owners.
- Lies!
388
00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:36,843
- Captain!
How'd you know we were here?
389
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:38,192
- I followed you!
390
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:39,846
John Kelly gave you
a "Hot Clue," didn't he?
391
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:41,238
How dare you disobey me.
392
00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:42,631
- Come on, sir,
it was a good tip
393
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:43,980
and we're trying
to catch a serial killer.
394
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:45,329
- Well then let's see
this tip,
395
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,505
this groundbreaking tip
396
00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,029
that threatens
to blow the case wide open.
397
00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,335
- Okay, I know this tone.
Here comes petty Holt.
398
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,510
- Naw, bitch.
I'm not being petty.
399
00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,860
- You just said, "naw, bitch."
400
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:55,818
- Show me the tip.
- [exasperated sigh]
401
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:57,515
[whispers]
Title of your sex tape.
402
00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,039
- I was behind
the Royal Motor Inn.
403
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,911
I saw a guy get out
of a blue Saturn Ion
404
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,260
and he was covered in blood.
405
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:04,696
Anyway, Baba Booey!
406
00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:06,655
- Baba Booey?
Is that a clue?
407
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,831
- Uh, I don't know what
Baba Booey means, actually.
408
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,181
- It's a popular prank phrase
from Howard Stern.
409
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,488
- Charles!
- Oh, from a shock jock.
410
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:14,837
Well, that changes everything.
411
00:13:14,881 --> 00:13:17,797
Now we have
a credible break in the case.
412
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:19,146
Baba Booey!
413
00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:20,843
[hard knocking]
NYPD, open up!
414
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,192
- Uh, just a minute!
415
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,499
- Ooh, I bet
he's frantically packing up
416
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,892
his collection of hearts.
417
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,415
[glass breaking]
418
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:29,373
- Goin' in!
Get back.
419
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,812
- There's blood everywhere!
- He went out the window.
420
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,944
- I'll go around back.
421
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,294
- Fine, Kelly found the
murderer's kill room.
422
00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:39,340
Whoop-dee-doo!
Should we throw him a parade?
423
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:41,342
- Yeah!
Maybe!
424
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:43,997
.
425
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,912
- Patrols have searched
a five-block radius.
426
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,522
No sign of the perp.
427
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,045
- And there were no prints.
He was wearing gloves.
428
00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:50,438
- Like the inimitable
Audrey Hepburn.
429
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,048
- Nope.
- Gentlemen, there's something
430
00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:53,789
I need to say.
I gave you such a hard time
431
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,792
about using Commissioner Kelly's
app because I was being petty.
432
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,012
I wanted him to fail
and I took it out on you
433
00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:03,016
and for that I am very...
434
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:05,322
- Oh. You kind of trailed off
there, sir.
435
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,063
Were you going
to finish your sentence?
436
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,456
It felt like you were going
to say you were sorry.
437
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,979
- I did.
Boyle heard it.
438
00:14:10,023 --> 00:14:11,807
- Uh, I would remember if
someone said my catch phrase.
439
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,896
- Fine, I'm sorry.
440
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,898
I'm very sorry.
441
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,900
- Apology accepted.
442
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,076
I am so proud of you.
- Peralta.
443
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,382
- You're right.
I'll rub it in later.
444
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:22,905
What matters now
is solving this case.
445
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,385
Now, our murderer
may have gotten away,
446
00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,300
but we did find
his kill room.
447
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,128
Maybe there's something in here
that we're not seeing, yet.
448
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,043
- Perhaps we should pay your
cannibal friend another visit.
449
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,828
- I wouldn't say they're friends
so much as ex-cellmates.
450
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,482
- No, it's true.
We're friends.
451
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,615
- He ate kids!
- Well, people are complicated.
452
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,834
- Now, I'll tell you one thing.
453
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,270
You are not looking
for a cannibal.
454
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,055
- Why do you say that?
- With all that blood?
455
00:14:42,098 --> 00:14:44,927
- No self-respecting cannibal
would waste all that sauce.
456
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:46,407
- See, Charles?
He's a foodie, like you.
457
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,844
- Who are you?
- Can I see that picture again?
458
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890
Oh man, those are
some nice tools.
459
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,543
I would love
to spread some ribs
460
00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:53,936
using that sternum retractor,
461
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,242
but they only sell those
to hospitals.
462
00:14:55,285 --> 00:14:57,157
- Wait a minute.
What did you just say?
463
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,246
- I said I'd love
to get my little fingies
464
00:14:59,289 --> 00:15:00,464
in some chesties.
465
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:01,944
- No, no, no.
Not the super gross part.
466
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,163
Surgery-grade tools,
467
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,338
precise incisions
around the heart,
468
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,035
and there was no ice
at the motel.
469
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,950
- Because the perp was using
it for the hearts.
470
00:15:07,994 --> 00:15:09,952
- We're not looking
for a serial killer.
471
00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,867
He stole the hearts
for a transplant!
472
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,260
- Boom!
We solved it.
473
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,610
Boyle, give me a hug.
- Yeah!
474
00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:18,004
[all screaming]
- No!
475
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,180
- Hey, I did it!
476
00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:22,182
I talked to Brian and encouraged
him to pursue his dreams.
477
00:15:22,225 --> 00:15:23,705
- Really?
Is he gonna quit?
478
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,272
- I don't know,
that was the first step.
479
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,143
But I figure
if I talk to him twice a day
480
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,145
for the next few weeks--
- Attention, everyone!
481
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:31,278
Today will be my final day
at the Nine-Nine.
482
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,975
- Damn, Loot.
That was fast.
483
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,455
- I will be taking my talents
to Broadway
484
00:15:34,498 --> 00:15:36,457
and I owe it all
to Lieutenant Terry Jeffords.
485
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,111
- All I did was
believe in you.
486
00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,416
- And it changed everything.
487
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,853
So Lieutenant,
this one's for you.
488
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,290
- Oh.
489
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,118
- [off-key]
♪ Another opening
490
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,423
♪ Another show
491
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,643
- Uh oh.
- ♪ From Philly, Boston
492
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:49,905
♪ To Baltimore
493
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,472
- Amy, you said he could sing.
494
00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,691
- I didn't say he could sing.
He said he could sing.
495
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,258
- ♪ Dance break!
496
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:00,133
- What have I done?
497
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,483
- Bye, Jake!
- Here it is.
498
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:04,441
The federal heart transplant
waiting list.
499
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,053
Check out who's all the way
down at 2,319.
500
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:10,230
Angelo Rinaldi, who runs
the Rinaldi crime family.
501
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,884
- Well.
Then let's pay him a visit.
502
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,234
[bangs]
503
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,671
- NYPD!
- Hands where we can see them!
504
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,281
- There's a heart
in the cooler.
505
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,892
- Sorry, Rinaldi, the only
transplant happening today
506
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,416
is your ass to jail.
507
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,070
He is definitely unconscious
and didn't hear any of that.
508
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,159
But I'm still pumped.
Case closed. Let's go!
509
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:28,596
- So Rinaldi had his
trigger-man stealing hearts
510
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,815
so he could have a transplant.
511
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:32,948
That is fun!
Good job, Ray.
512
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,254
- Thank you,
Commissioner Kelly.
513
00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,256
We couldn't have done it
without your...
514
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,042
- Sir, you're doing
the trailing off thing again.
515
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:43,089
- Help.
Um...and I owe you an apology.
516
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,482
I'm sorry and I must admit,
517
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,572
you've really got something
on your hands with this...
518
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,052
HotClues app.
519
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,706
- Well, that is
so nice of you to say.
520
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,708
But, if you like the app now,
521
00:16:53,751 --> 00:16:56,450
wait until you see
the updates we're rolling out.
522
00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:59,148
Now you can Auto-Tune your tips.
Show 'em, Micah.
523
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,107
- [Auto-Tuned voice] ♪ There's
a mysterious package ♪
524
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,369
♪ On the corner
of Fourth and Park ♪
525
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,110
♪ 4th and Park
- Huh? Sounds...
526
00:17:04,153 --> 00:17:06,373
[imitating Auto-Tune]
Pretty nifty.
527
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,201
- No...
528
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,376
You a Stern fan, Micah?
529
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:11,595
- Oh yeah.
Listen every day.
530
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:12,814
Baba Booey!
531
00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:14,729
- Baba Booey?
- Baba Booey.
532
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,339
- Baba Booey.
533
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:18,689
You're the guy from the video.
534
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,082
You called in the tip.
535
00:17:20,126 --> 00:17:21,257
- [uncomfortable laughter]
Yeah.
536
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,085
Ah, Micah, do me a favor.
537
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,826
Give us a moment here,
all right?
538
00:17:24,869 --> 00:17:25,957
Nobody in or out.
539
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:27,568
Lock the doors.
Thanks, bud.
540
00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:29,135
- Actually Micah, you wanna
leave that door unlocked
541
00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:30,527
in case we want to make
a quick getaway?
542
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,051
- I'm gonna do
what he told me to do.
543
00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,357
- Yeah, that makes sense.
Thanks, bud.
544
00:17:36,881 --> 00:17:37,056
.
545
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,840
- What's going on, Kelly?
546
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,929
Why is your assistant
submitting tips?
547
00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:42,800
- Because they already
had the information.
548
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,411
The tips aren't coming
from the public at all.
549
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:45,629
- Oh, cool theory.
550
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:47,283
But if I already had
the information,
551
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:49,764
why am I pouring so much money
into developing this app?
552
00:17:49,807 --> 00:17:51,200
- To hide
where you're getting it.
553
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,029
- Because you're using
illegal wiretaps or something!
554
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,640
- You got me! [laughs]
You guys are good!
555
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,034
I just love how you ping pong
off each other.
556
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,341
- This is blatantly
unconstitutional.
557
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,125
I'm going to the press!
- Yes, you should.
558
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:05,867
But first, do you know
what a stingray is?
559
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,129
- Of course we know
what a Stingray is.
560
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,522
Tenderest meat in the ocean!
561
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,480
- No, stingray is
a portable cell tower.
562
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,003
You drive it around the city.
563
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,310
It captures data from any
cell phone within reach.
564
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:18,488
Like, oh, text messages,
location history, voicemail...
565
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:19,881
- Oh my god.
566
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:21,491
You have a
"Dark Knight" machine!
567
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,145
- Yes, I do,
and the three of you
568
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,191
are not going
to say a word about it
569
00:18:25,234 --> 00:18:26,757
because the 18 felons
570
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:29,064
we captured through the system,
they'd go free.
571
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,544
- That's unfortunate,
but it's better
572
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,762
than living
in a police state.
573
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:33,460
I'm not sitting on this.
- Okay.
574
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:35,853
But I can assure you, you can't
prove this program exists.
575
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,420
It's just your word
against mine.
576
00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:39,335
- I'm more than fine with that.
- You shouldn't be.
577
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:42,164
Because I can prove you'd do
anything to sabotage me.
578
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:45,167
My stingray
captured your texts, too.
579
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:47,517
- No, he has
the "Durrells in Corfu" GIF!
580
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:49,389
- Oh-ho-ho.
Way worse.
581
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:51,130
You wrote several people,
582
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:54,524
"I would do anything
to rid the NYPD of John Kelly.
583
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,091
"Sincerely, Raymond Holt."
584
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,312
- You have got to stop signing
your text messages!
585
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:00,356
- What do I do?
586
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,749
Brian sounds terrible.
587
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:02,880
I can't let him quit his job!
588
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,447
He'll never get cast
in anything.
589
00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:06,145
- Maybe he'll be one
of those people on "The Voice"
590
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,885
that's so bad they become
an Internet sensation.
591
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:09,713
- That's not what they do
on "The Voice", Amy,
592
00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:11,193
that's "American Idol"!
593
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,064
"The Voice" is purely
a celebration of talent.
594
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,892
- If he wants to pursue his
dream and it doesn't work out,
595
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:17,199
that's not on you.
He made his choice.
596
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:19,593
- Yeah, yeah, you're right.
You know, no blood on my hands.
597
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:20,898
I just need to let him
do his thing.
598
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,640
- Terry...
- Hey, Brian!
599
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,687
- So, what did you think
of my song?
600
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,386
- I loved how loud it was.
- Thank you.
601
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,823
I wouldn't have had the courage
to do it without you.
602
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,347
Sure, I daydream
about it all the time,
603
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,436
but being a single dad,
I always chickened out.
604
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,089
- You... have... a kid?
605
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,179
- I have kids.
Three under three.
606
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:43,138
- Oh, fun!
Hey, unrelated.
607
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,096
Uh, what's your
financial situation like?
608
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,098
Do you have savings
to fall back on?
609
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,404
Do you come
from wealth, or...?
610
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:49,971
[chuckles]
- No, no, but...
611
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:54,889
[off-key] ♪ That's not gonna
stop my dreams ♪
612
00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,064
- Sick pipes, Bri.
613
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,587
Good luck out there.
- Thanks.
614
00:19:57,631 --> 00:20:00,416
- No!
I can't let you do this.
615
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,418
- What?
616
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,855
- You're a bad singer, man.
I don't want to be mean,
617
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,727
but if you try
to make a living at this,
618
00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,251
you will die on the street.
619
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,427
- Oh.
620
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,255
Thanks for telling me.
621
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,258
- So that's it, then.
- Yup.
622
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,086
Next week is my last week
at the Nine-Nine.
623
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,827
- Attention, everyone!
624
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,829
I will be giving up singing.
625
00:20:21,872 --> 00:20:24,266
This will be
my final performance.
626
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,704
[loud and off-key]
♪ One pound two ounces--
627
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,793
- Not now, Brian!
628
00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,144
[sigh of relief]
- Sir, there you are.
629
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:34,668
We've been looking
everywhere for.
630
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,973
Kevin says he hasn't heard
from you all night.
631
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:37,714
- Yes, I've been sitting
in my office
632
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,455
wallowing in my hopelessness,
633
00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:43,111
and eating the saddest food
known to mankind.
634
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:44,199
Ice cream.
635
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:45,809
- Oh my god,
he's Bridget Jones-ing.
636
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,420
- Okay, well it's time
to put that aside
637
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,335
and pull out whatever food
you eat when you're happy.
638
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,684
- Dry beans?
- Sure!
639
00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:53,208
Look.
We can still stop John Kelly.
640
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,036
All we need
is some hard evidence.
641
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:58,039
- How? He won't let us anywhere
near him or One Police Plaza.
642
00:20:58,082 --> 00:20:59,823
- I know,
which is why I've assembled
643
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,999
a team of powerful allies
in the NYPD.
644
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,436
- No, that's too risky.
645
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,481
How do you know they're
not loyal to John Kelly?
646
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,223
- Because these people
aren't loyal to anybody.
647
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,400
[Disturbed's
"Down With The Sickness"]
648
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:15,665
♪
649
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:16,710
- ♪ Ooh-wah-ah-ah-ah
650
00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:21,018
♪
651
00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:22,672
- I made a suicide squad!
652
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,674
- Fearless.
653
00:21:24,718 --> 00:21:26,981
- Not a doctor.
Shh.
653
00:21:27,305 --> 00:21:33,784
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