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♪♪
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Packed your favorite --
strawberries.
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Mom, strawberries aren't
my favorite fruit anymore.
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Since when?
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Since I had the pleasure
of tasting a tangelo.
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Now my top five fruits
are, in order,
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tangelos, guava,
tomatoes --
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they're a fruit,
Google it --
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kiwi, and pluots.
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Got to love Westport.
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The closest I got
to fresh fruit as a kid
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was wild cherry
cough drops.
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♪♪
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[ School bell rings ]
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Katie: Oh, no!
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Principal Ablin's gonna ask me
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to chaperone another one of
Anna-Kat's class field trips!
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[ Slow-motion ] Katie,
I need to speak to you
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about the field trip
tomorrow.
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I got to come up
with an excuse.
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What have I used in the past?
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I've done root canal.
I've done malaria twice.
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I had my hip replaced
at a very young age.
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[ Gasps ] Wait.
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I actually have
a legitimate excuse
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for not going
on the field trip!
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Katie, I was wondering
if you w--
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I can't chaperone
the field trip!
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I have a job!
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Ha! In your face!
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Why is it in my face?
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I don't know. You figure it out.
You're the educator.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
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Long day at work?
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Long month at work.
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I have been
working overtime
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planning
the Founder's Day Fair.
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What's that?
It is the fair
in three weeks
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that celebrates the
founding fathers of Westport.
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All I know is, I ordered
a gluten-free funnel cake today,
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and part of me died.
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I could really use
a big-time pony play session
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with you right now.
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Okay.
Choose your filly.
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Where's Sir Sparkles?
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He died last month
saving Sassy Sadie
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from drowning
in the toilet.
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I begged him
to learn how to swim.
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I don't recognize
most of these ponies.
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I've gotten
a lot of new ones lately.
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Here's my favorite --
Major Cuddles!
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Major isn't just
his rank,
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but also how
I describe his hugs,
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because even though
he's military,
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he's not
emotionally distant.
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Anna-Kat, I'm sorry
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that I've been working
nights and weekends
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and haven't been able
to play with you as much.
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It's okay, Mom.
I know you're busy.
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I actually don't
expect you to be around,
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so I just assume
you won't be.
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And the new number-one thing
a mother never wants to hear
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is...what Anna-Kat just said.
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Till Oliver says,
"We're putting you in a home.
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No cable."
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♪♪
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Did you know
Sir Sparkles died?
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Oh, yeah.
That was a rough one.
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He didn't have a will.
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His colts are still fighting
over his estate.
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I used to know
everything going on with her.
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I feel so disconnected.
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Don't be so hard
on yourself.
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I bet you know
all the pony names.
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Of course I do.
I'm a good parent.
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...married to
another good parent.
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Mm-hmm.
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So, here we are --
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two good parents.
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I'm just having a hard time with
the work/life balance thing.
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Look, we're lucky
I can adjust my schedule
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and work out of the house more
and be with the kids.
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When one of us is busy,
the other can pick up the slack.
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We're a team.
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I know,
but I still feel bad.
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Anna-Kat is getting older,
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and I don't want
our relationship to become
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like my relationship
with Taylor.
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What's wrong with that?
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Taylor, how you doing,
honey?
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Taylor:
Get off my back, man!
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Well, if you want to spend
more time with Anna-Kat,
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maybe you should chaperone
the field trip instead of me.
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You're chaperoning?
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Yeah, Ablin called
and asked me to go.
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[ Chuckling ]
Well, look at you --
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knowing pony names,
chaperoning field trips.
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Part of the problem is,
you're too nice of a dad.
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You need to be worse.
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When it comes
to parenting,
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I don't go up to you --
you come down to me.
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Why do I always
have to come down to you?
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I don't do
self-improvement.
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You knew that
when you married me, bro.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
I don't feel well.
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Yeah, right!
Go get dressed.
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I'm being serious!
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I've been throwing up
all night.
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Why don't you ever
believe me?
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'Cause you always fake
being sick.
Mm-hmm.
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You're thinking
of Mom and malaria.
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I do do that.
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I swear --
I'm really sick.
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Trip is going to Thunder Park
for senior ditch day,
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and I want to go.
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So fake being sick.
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I fake being sick
way too many times.
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Unless I barf up
some arthritis...
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That's not a thing.
...then Mom and Dad
won't buy it.
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I need your help.
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[ Sighs ]
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They might not buy
you being sick,
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but they will
if we both are sick.
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Wait -- you're sick?
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That's great!
Then you can get me sick!
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Quick --
sneeze in my mouth.
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No!
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I'll also fake
being sick.
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Oh.
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They'll never think
we're both lying.
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But if I do this
for you,
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you guys need to take
me and Cooper to Thunder Park.
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Fine.
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What's the plan?
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♪♪
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I've been throwing up
all night.
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Oh, no.
Taylor, too.
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Geez,
if they're both sick,
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then maybe Taylor is
not lying after all.
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Maybe they have
food poisoning.
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Just follow my lead.
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Hey, Mom?
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Can I have
this yogurt smoothie
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I found
in the fridge?
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Sure.
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Great.
It looks delicious.
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Hey, Taylor,
you want to share
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this yogurt smoothie
I found in the fridge?
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It looks delicious.
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Sure.
It looks delicious.
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Oh, no!
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It's expired.
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Oh, who cares?
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Mom always said
it's okay to eat expired food
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if it's in
the two-week buffer zone.
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Oh, well.
Bottoms up.
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You guys are total idiots for
drinking that expired smoothie.
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But it was
in the buffer zone!
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Did you smell it?
No.
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Everyone knows
you got to smell it
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if it's in
the buffer zone.
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That is buffer zone 101.
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Back to bed. No school
for you two today.
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I'm sorry I can't stay
and take care of them.
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I have to go
on Anna-Kat's field trip.
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Oh, don't worry, Dad.
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Oliver and I can
take care of each other.
That's sweet.
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Stop being the nice parent.
You're making me look bad.
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You could try
being the nice parent.
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We can't change it up
now, Greg.
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We are in this
way too deep.
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Hmm.
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♪♪
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I need some advice
on what to do with Anna-Kat.
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I don't have time to do
the fun stuff
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that we usually do together
because of work.
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Oh. I can
totally relate to that.
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Really?
That's not possible.
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Recently,
I started spending
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more time at home
with the kids,
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but then I felt like
I was missing out
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on all this fun stuff
at the country club.
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I felt bad
for neglecting the club,
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so I started spending
less time at home.
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Hmm.
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Katie, if you want
to spend time with your kids,
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then sometimes that means
doing things with them
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that you don't want to do --
like chaperoning.
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But I already did that
last year.
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Yeah, well, it's kind of like
the mammogram of parenting.
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Ugh. Just another way
they put the squeeze on us!
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I don't want
to chaperone again.
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It was just
a lot of me saying,
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"Don't wander off!
Stay together!
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Don't climb on that!"
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"Don't tell your mom
I hit you."
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But I did have fun
with Anna-Kat.
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We sang songs on the bus,
and we made up this game
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where we pretended
not to know anything
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because it was
our first day on Earth.
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Example, please.
Mm.
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"What is this mysterious
brown substance?"
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Yeah,
I don't care anymore.
[ Chuckles ]
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Katie, there's no reason
why you can't go
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on that field trip today
and reconnect with Anna-Kat.
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You're right.
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I'm gonna do it.
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Great.
When do they leave?
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[ Gasps ]
10 minutes.
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Damn!
I got to go.
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Oh.
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You didn't really hit a kid
on a field trip, did you?
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Oh.
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Your son
didn't tell you?
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Damn, you're a good mom!
You didn't raise a narc!
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♪♪
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Principal Ablin:
All right, kids.
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Everyone take your seats.
We're leaving.
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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♪♪
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Good morning, room 5!
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My name is Katie Otto,
Anna-Kat's mom,
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and I am here
to chaperone your field trip
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to Caldwell Farms.
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Katie, what are you
doing here?
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I think my announcement
one second ago
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was pretty clear
about that.
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Yeah, but I took the day off
from work to --
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[ Gasps, grunts ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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What are you doing here?
I thought you had a job.
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I do have a job.
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And I took a day off
from that job
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to do an even more
important job --
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to connect
with my daughter.
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In your face.
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I will not have that
in my face again.
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All right, let's get
this field trip started
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with a little bus song.
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[ Chanting ] ♪ Hey, Mickey,
you're so fine ♪
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♪ You're so fine,
you blow my mind ♪
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♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
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♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
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Come on, Anna-Kat!
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What are you doing?
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What is a bus ride
without a sing-along?
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Come on, everybody!
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♪ Hey, Mickey,
you're so -- ♪
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♪ Oh, Mickey,
you're so fine ♪
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♪ You're the finest
in my mind ♪
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♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
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Hey, Mickey!
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Dude!
What are you doing?
260
00:08:29,750 --> 00:08:32,580
Mom always said to dance
like no one's watching and...
261
00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:33,880
to sleep
like nobody's watching.
262
00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:36,330
I had trouble sleeping.
263
00:08:36,330 --> 00:08:37,920
I thought
people were watching me.
264
00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:38,920
Sorry.
265
00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:41,290
Ablin ruined everything.
266
00:08:41,290 --> 00:08:42,380
Yeah.
267
00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,960
Mother always
said that, too.
268
00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:47,580
♪♪
269
00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,420
The smoothie plan
worked perfectly.
270
00:08:49,420 --> 00:08:51,500
Sometimes I think about
using my powers for good,
271
00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,460
and then I do stuff like this
and I think...
272
00:08:53,460 --> 00:08:54,790
[ Scoffs ] Nah.
273
00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:57,080
So, you drank expired yogurt
and it didn't make you sick?
274
00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,380
How'd you pull that off?
275
00:08:58,380 --> 00:08:59,790
It wasn't really expired.
276
00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:01,330
So how'd you get sick?
277
00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,380
We faked it.
278
00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:08,830
You don't need to understand
the plan for it to work.
279
00:09:08,830 --> 00:09:09,880
Oh, thank God.
280
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,580
Cooper, how'd you
get out of school today?
281
00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,250
Oh, I don't really have to
worry about stuff like that.
282
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:17,920
♪♪
283
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,330
[ Chuckles, sighs ]
284
00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:20,380
You get a boat!
285
00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,670
And you get a boat!
286
00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:23,380
And you get a boat!
287
00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:24,750
[ Car door closes ]
288
00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:28,420
[ Car alarm honks ]
289
00:09:28,420 --> 00:09:30,040
Oh, no.
Dad's home.
290
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,790
He's supposed to be
on Anna-Kat's field trip!
291
00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,750
Guys, go hide.
Why? Then I won't
get to see your dad.
292
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:34,620
That's the point.
293
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:39,460
You don't need to understand
the plan for it to work.
294
00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:40,750
Let's vamanos, compadre.
295
00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,170
Come on. We got to
make ourselves look sick again.
296
00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:53,750
♪♪
297
00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,210
Hey, guys.
298
00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,620
I'm not going on
Anna-Kat's field trip anymore,
299
00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:58,120
so I came home
to see how you're doing.
300
00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,960
I still feel sick.
301
00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,460
I feel like Taylor reads --
terrible.
302
00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,500
Oh, no. Sounds like
you're getting worse.
303
00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,210
I better stay here
and take care of you guys.
304
00:10:06,210 --> 00:10:08,750
Y-You shouldn't stay home
just because we're sick.
305
00:10:08,750 --> 00:10:11,040
Why not grab
some quality Greg time?
306
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,830
Yeah, go catch a movie.
307
00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:15,170
There's two
Ruth Bader Ginsburg films out.
308
00:10:15,170 --> 00:10:17,330
She's your celebrity hall pass,
for God's sake.
309
00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:19,210
I'm happy
to take care of you two.
310
00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,290
I'm gonna make you some of my
mother's famous chicken soup.
311
00:10:21,290 --> 00:10:22,920
Do you know what
the secret ingredient is?
312
00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:24,120
Is it love?
Love?
313
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,290
No. It's --
314
00:10:27,290 --> 00:10:29,000
I don't want
to tell you anymore.
315
00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:32,580
Ugh.
316
00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:33,830
Now instead
of ditch day,
317
00:10:33,830 --> 00:10:36,120
we have to stay home
and pretend to be sick.
318
00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:38,170
Yeah, I know.
I was here, too.
319
00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,210
[ Goat bleats ]
320
00:10:42,210 --> 00:10:44,380
Katie: Don't wander off.
Stay together.
321
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,000
Don't climb on that!
322
00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,290
[ Goat bleats ]
323
00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:50,040
Caldwell Farms is
a fully functional
324
00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,620
fruit and animal farm.
325
00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:54,330
But not an "Animal Farm"
326
00:10:54,330 --> 00:10:57,710
like George Orwell's
allegorical novella
327
00:10:57,710 --> 00:11:01,710
that criticized the rhetoric
of the Russian Revolution.
328
00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:04,040
[ Laughs ]
329
00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:06,080
Always funny.
Always.
330
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:08,580
I'm also proud to point out
331
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,830
Caldwell Farms'
newest edition --
332
00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,830
this gorgeous gazebo
333
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:18,000
built by none other
than your Principal Ablin.
334
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,750
[ Chuckles ]
335
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:20,120
Wow!
336
00:11:20,120 --> 00:11:21,790
Why would you build them
a gazebo?
337
00:11:21,790 --> 00:11:23,170
Because I love it here,
338
00:11:23,170 --> 00:11:24,880
and I hope to be
buried under it someday.
339
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:26,670
So in your face.
340
00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:28,670
Well,
my face is a shield,
341
00:11:28,670 --> 00:11:30,670
so it bounces off and hits
your face twice as hard!
342
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,790
Double face!
343
00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:33,330
Double face?
344
00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:35,290
That's the worst
of all faces.
345
00:11:35,290 --> 00:11:38,500
Uh, now, before we move on
to the petting zoo,
346
00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:40,330
does anyone have
any questions?
347
00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,920
[ Gasps ]
Yes.
348
00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,790
What are those things
behind you?
349
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,170
Uh...
350
00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,460
You mean the apples?
351
00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,540
Ooh! Apples!
352
00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:54,790
Very interesting.
353
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,040
What do they do?
354
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,080
They just...
355
00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,460
They're apples!
356
00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:02,500
Mom, no. Don't play
First Day on Earth.
357
00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,080
Let's just go
to the petting zoo.
358
00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:05,330
One second.
359
00:12:05,330 --> 00:12:08,000
Gerald,
so, these apples,
360
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,290
where are their parents?
361
00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,080
Well, I suppose...
362
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,420
in a way, that's me.
363
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:17,420
Mom, please stop!
364
00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:21,080
Does your mom really not know
what apples are?
365
00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,620
She's just playing
this dumb game
366
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:24,330
that she thinks is funny
367
00:12:24,330 --> 00:12:27,620
but is definitely
not funny.
368
00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:33,290
Anna-Kat, what is wrong?!
369
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,460
Katie?
370
00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:36,170
See, you eat it.
371
00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,540
I know what
a damn apple is, Ablin.
372
00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:42,000
You are gonna be
buried under that gazebo
373
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,170
sooner than you think.
374
00:12:43,170 --> 00:12:45,420
♪♪
375
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:46,420
Excuse me.
376
00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,000
♪♪
377
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,500
I just got off the phone
with an old college friend
378
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,830
who works in infectious diseases
at the Mayo Clinic.
379
00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:54,620
He said that food poisoning
from dairy products
380
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,880
is very serious.
381
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:57,120
I think
it's out of our systems.
382
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,250
It's not.
383
00:12:58,250 --> 00:12:59,500
But it will be.
384
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,420
My friend gave
very specific instructions
385
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:03,620
on how to flush the toxins
from your bodies.
386
00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:04,920
We're gonna sweat it out.
387
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:09,830
♪♪
388
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,580
How long do we have to
stay in here like this?
389
00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:12,380
Just an hour.
390
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,290
An hour?! No way!
391
00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:16,120
I look like
I've been Chaka Khanned!
392
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,040
You know
who Chaka Khan is?
393
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,000
Oh.
That's a person?
394
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,750
I thought it meant
being electrocuted.
395
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,460
Stay here. I'll be back
to check on you in an hour.
396
00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:25,920
[ Sighs ]
397
00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,420
This sucks!
398
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,210
I hate being sick!
399
00:13:29,210 --> 00:13:30,790
You're not really sick.
400
00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:31,790
Oh, yeah.
401
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,040
♪♪
402
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,580
[ Line ringing ]
403
00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,500
Hey.
How's the trip going?
Terrible.
404
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:40,580
I need the nice parent's
perspective on the situation.
405
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:43,000
I have been trying to have fun
with Anna-Kat all day,
406
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,330
but she keeps
shutting me down.
407
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:46,210
I've been doing
our greatest hits --
408
00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:48,710
sang songs,
First Day on Earth.
409
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,000
Maybe you're trying too hard.
Just be yourself.
410
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,330
If I were myself, I wouldn't
be on this field trip.
411
00:13:53,330 --> 00:13:55,170
It's Anna-Kat.
You know what she likes --
412
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,120
true crime fiction,
the wrath of Mother Nature,
413
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,170
YouTube videos of sleeping bears
falling out of trees.
414
00:14:00,580 --> 00:14:02,670
And ponies.
415
00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:05,120
Maybe I'm not
trying too hard,
416
00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,790
but, actually,
I'm not trying hard enough.
417
00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,290
So the opposite
of what I just said?
418
00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:11,170
I use you
as a sounding board, Greg.
419
00:14:11,170 --> 00:14:12,330
I don't come to you
for answers.
420
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,750
I'll give you
a Jolly Rancher
421
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,330
if you help me bond
with my kid.
422
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,790
You're mine now.
423
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:22,620
[ Sighs ]
424
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,750
Now, step two.
425
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,420
You need to put this
all over your faces and bodies.
426
00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:30,330
What is that?
It's a homemade salve
427
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,790
of mustard, turmeric,
and garlic.
428
00:14:31,790 --> 00:14:33,540
Now that
the toxins are out,
429
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,620
you need to put this
in your pores immediately.
430
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,580
That's not necessary, Dad.
We're feeling much better.
431
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:40,460
Do you guys know what
alkaline-hepatitis-12 is?
No.
432
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,210
Well, you can get it
if you don't do this.
433
00:14:42,210 --> 00:14:46,710
♪♪
434
00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:47,790
[ Sighs ]
435
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:50,750
♪♪
436
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,710
When you're done putting it on,
get back in the bathroom.
437
00:14:52,710 --> 00:14:54,380
[ Groans ]
438
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,880
Okay, now you have to
let the heat
439
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,420
melt it into your pores.
440
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:58,620
I'll be back in an hour.
441
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:00,670
♪♪
442
00:15:00,670 --> 00:15:02,120
[ Door closes ]
443
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,040
♪♪
444
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,460
We're missing
a lot of fun.
445
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:06,830
Pictures can be
deceiving.
446
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,460
There's a video.
447
00:15:08,460 --> 00:15:10,250
Kid: This is the best time
of my life!
448
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,830
It's just one person.
449
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,170
Kid #2: We're all having
the best time of our lives!
450
00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:15,330
[ Indistinct shouting ]
451
00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:16,500
[ Cellphone beeps ]
452
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:18,500
[ Laughter ]
453
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,920
Hey, Anna-Kat,
look who I just found!
454
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,170
It is Major Cuddles!
455
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,670
And he has come to life!
456
00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,250
Mom, no.
457
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:29,290
Playing with toy ponies
is one thing,
458
00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:32,330
but playing
with real-life ponies
459
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:33,790
is even better.
460
00:15:33,790 --> 00:15:35,460
You still play
with toy ponies?
461
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:37,710
No.
462
00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:39,540
Ponies are for babies.
463
00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:41,750
Ohh! Mrs. Otto.
464
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,170
Please put Beverly back!
465
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,750
She spooks easily
466
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:48,210
a-and needs the structure
of her corral.
467
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,540
I don't know
who Beverly is.
468
00:15:49,540 --> 00:15:51,750
This is Major Cuddles.
469
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:54,620
Do you and your friends
want to pet Major Cuddles?
470
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,790
Can you stop?
Please.
471
00:15:59,790 --> 00:16:00,960
Come on, Anna-Kat.
472
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,830
I took the day off
to hang out with you.
473
00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,170
Can we talk about this
later?
474
00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,580
Why can't we
talk about it now?
475
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,380
Because you're ruining
the field trip.
476
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,380
I am not ruining
the field trip.
477
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,880
Am I, Major Cuddles?
478
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,250
[ Horse whinnies ]
479
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,080
[ Gasps, screams ]
480
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,250
My gazebo!
481
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,460
Beverly!
482
00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:20,790
[ Sighs ]
483
00:16:20,790 --> 00:16:23,500
Okay. Now I'm ruining
the field trip.
484
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,210
Beverly!
Come back here, girl!
485
00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:31,210
Beverly,
please come home!
486
00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:33,880
Maybe all of this yelling
is scaring her.
487
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,380
We should ease up
for a sec.
488
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,710
That's good advice
for you, too.
489
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:38,750
Hey!
490
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,710
That is not fair.
491
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,250
You know, the only reason
that I came on this field trip
492
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:45,960
was because I felt bad
about working a lot lately
493
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,540
and not spending enough time
with you.
494
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,790
You're just trying to force
having fun with me.
495
00:16:49,790 --> 00:16:51,500
It is not forced.
496
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,170
I am just trying to connect
by doing things you like.
497
00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:57,120
First Day on Earth,
singing "Mickey" --
498
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,670
I don't like those things
anymore.
499
00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:00,620
Well,
what about ponies?
500
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,830
You were just playing with
your ponies yesterday at home.
501
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,000
Yeah -- at home.
502
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:08,710
I don't need my friends knowing
I still play with ponies.
503
00:17:08,710 --> 00:17:10,880
Can't you see how that can be
embarrassing for me?
504
00:17:13,580 --> 00:17:15,120
Yeah.
505
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,880
Mom, I've changed.
I like different stuff now.
506
00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,170
I have new friends,
507
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,790
and I just want to be
like everyone else.
508
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:24,210
♪♪
509
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,080
It's almost time to go.
510
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,670
I'm gonna go
get on the bus.
511
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:37,420
♪♪
512
00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:39,080
Well, we found Beverly.
513
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,500
She's back in her corral,
514
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:42,380
sleeping under
four weighted blankets.
515
00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:46,960
Man. I blinked for a second,
and she changed on me.
516
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,210
No matter
how many times it happens,
517
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,960
I'm never ready for it.
518
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,960
I know what you mean.
519
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,670
I wasn't ready
to lose my gazebo, but...
520
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:56,750
here I am.
521
00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,120
[ Groans ]
522
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:02,040
I'll get you for this,
Katie Otto.
523
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,670
♪♪
524
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:07,210
Okay,
that's enough of that.
525
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,620
Get me in the shower
immediately!
526
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:11,210
Hang on. There's one last thing
you need to do.
527
00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:12,580
Put these in your ears.
528
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:14,040
You have to be joking.
529
00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,500
I know,
but in most of the world,
530
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:17,710
onions are used to treat
all sorts of illnesses.
531
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:19,500
This is quick -- five minutes,
and then you're totally done.
532
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:20,540
[ Sighs ]
533
00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,120
What do
the scallions do?
534
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,170
They make you look
more ridiculous.
535
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,250
[ Camera clicks ]
What are you doing?
536
00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:27,710
After your mother
threw me off the school bus,
537
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:28,960
I came home
to check on you guys.
538
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,540
I quickly found
Trip and Cooper,
539
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,880
who are for sure
the worst hiders in the world.
540
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:39,710
♪♪
541
00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:46,040
♪♪
542
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,790
When I asked them
what they were doing there,
543
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:51,500
Cooper started giving me what
was clearly an elaborate lie.
544
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,420
I made it clear
unless he told me the truth,
545
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,710
I'd tell your mother
everything.
546
00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,330
He immediately
spilled his guts.
547
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,750
When I asked Trip
to confirm the story,
548
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,830
he said he couldn't because he
didn't know what was going on.
549
00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:07,210
If you guys
ever lie to me again,
550
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,290
I will post this picture
everywhere
551
00:19:09,290 --> 00:19:10,710
so all your friends
see it.
552
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:13,170
I'll post it at the school
library, at Izzo's Hardware --
553
00:19:13,170 --> 00:19:15,000
It would just be easier
to post it on the Internet.
554
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,210
Why are you
helping him?
555
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,000
That was
really messed up, Dad.
556
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,620
I thought you were
the nice parent.
557
00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:22,500
I am nice,
but you took advantage of me,
558
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,880
so the lesson is,
never piss off the nice parent,
559
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,120
because if you do, you get
punished 10 times harder.
560
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,210
You'll also
be happy to know
561
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,670
the stuff you rubbed
all over yourself
562
00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:31,670
turned out to be
a darn good salad dressing.
563
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,170
Yeah, that really
turns my day around.
564
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,380
[ Sighs ]
565
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,170
[ Chanting ] ♪ Oh, Mickey,
you're so fine ♪
566
00:19:45,170 --> 00:19:46,380
♪ You're so fine,
you blow my mind ♪
567
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,750
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
568
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,040
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
569
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,540
[ Chanting ] ♪ Oh, Mickey,
you're so fine ♪
570
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:52,830
♪ You're so fine,
you blow my mind ♪
571
00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:54,460
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
572
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,120
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
573
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:02,880
[ Singing ]
♪ Oh, Mickey, what a pity,
you don't understand ♪
574
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:06,080
♪ You take me by the heart
when you take me by the hand ♪
575
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,120
♪ Oh, Mickey, you're so pretty,
you don't understand ♪
576
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,750
It's guys like you,
Mickey!
577
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,380
♪ Oh, what you do, Mickey,
do, Mickey ♪
578
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,080
♪ Don't break my heart,
Mickey ♪
579
00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:20,710
Thanks for
throwing me a bone.
580
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:21,960
No problem.
581
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,080
And if you want to chaperone
another field trip,
582
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,750
if you behave...
Mm-hmm.
583
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:26,790
...I'd be okay with that.
584
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,380
That is so sweet.
585
00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:32,210
But I've been banned
from all field trips.
586
00:20:32,210 --> 00:20:33,500
Was that the point
of the whole day?
587
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,920
No.
588
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,830
Just an awesome bonus.
589
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,580
[ Chanting ] ♪ Oh, Mickey,
you're so fine ♪
590
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,000
♪ You're so fine,
you blow my mind ♪
591
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,120
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
592
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:45,120
♪ Hey, Mickey ♪
593
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,710
They totally fell for it.
[ Laughs ]
594
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,420
You're a real hard-ass
today.
595
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,540
I know.
It was really fun.
596
00:20:54,540 --> 00:20:56,420
What is going on
around here?
597
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,620
You're mean.
598
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,170
Anna-Kat has become
a normal kid with friends.
599
00:21:00,170 --> 00:21:02,000
Wait, let me check
something.
600
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,080
Taylor,
how you doing, honey?
601
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,790
Taylor: Good! Doing homework!
Love you so much!
602
00:21:06,790 --> 00:21:09,040
I have no idea
what's going on anymore.
603
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,960
[ Doorbell rings ]
604
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:15,540
That's weird.
There's nobody here.
605
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,330
Hmm.
606
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,000
[ Door closes ]
607
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,920
In your face!
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