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Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind.

Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore.

Although.

Brandon here with you. I'm going to the library and they won't let him in

because he hasn't returned his overdue book.

What's happening at the library?

Well, next week is career day at school and I have to read a book and give a

report on what I want to be when I grow up.

Pocky, I have all the information you need for your report right here.

Really?

You mean you know a lot about being an astronaut?

Are you still on that astronaut kick?

Yeah. Oh, Pocky.

You don't want to fly around in outer space.

You'll get airsick riding an escalator.

Not if I don't look down.

Thank you.

Outer space is yesterday's news. The career of tomorrow is photography.

Photography?

Let me show you some examples of quality professional photography.

I took these pictures of the Fenucci wedding.

Hey, these are great pictures, Henry.

I know.

But why is Mr.

Fenucci wearing a wedding dress?

That's Mrs. Fenucci.

I haven't finished touching up her mustache.

While you're at it, maybe you can unconnect your eyebrows.

I didn't notice that flaw.

Panky, you have a great eye for detail.

You're a natural.

You were born to be a photographer, and someday you'll follow in my footsteps.

Henry, I'm glad that you love taking pictures.

I hear a butt coming.

And I appreciate that you want to teach me everything you know.

Here comes the butt.

I'm just not interested in photography.

That's all right. I understand.

You do?

Of course.

You're very young, and you still have plenty of time to decide that you do

to become a photographer.

Thanks for understanding, Henry.

I've got to meet Cherry and Margo at the library.

Bye.

Brandon.

You want to learn about photography?

Brandon, stop sneaking up on me.

Get down from there, Brenda.

You're bothering Mr.

Warnemont. It's all right, Myron. He's just admiring some of my work.

By the way, his name isn't Brenda.

It's Brandon.

Isn't that right, Brandon?

Brandon, have you been cloned?

No, Mr.

Warnemont. This is my dog, Brenda.

Oh, well, that's a relief.

For a moment, I thought I had double vision.

I guess that's a real problem at your age.

They make quite an attractive couple.

Yeah, I haven't seen Brenda like another dog so much since Duke the Doberman

moved out of the neighborhood.

I bet they'd have great -looking puppies.

I'm sure they would.

Well, what do you say, Mr. Warnemont? Oh, it's up to Punky. It's her dog.

Maybe up to Punky, but I think Brandon's going to get the final vote.

Thank you.

Would you put the sauce on the table while I take the spaghetti?

Sure.

Henry, are we going to eat off the wall?

No. The spaghetti's stuck to the wall. That means it's ready.

I have to talk to you about Brandon.

What about?

Now, Brandon is getting older.

And I think it's the right time for him to have puppies.

Henry, I don't know how to break this to you.

But Brandon can't have puppies.

He's a boy dog.

Yes, I know that.

Your friend Myron has a female golden retriever, Brenda, who I think

would make the perfect mate for Brandon.

Oh!

I haven't met Brenda. She's a real nice dog.

Well, what about it?

I think it's a great idea.

Oh, good.

I'll call Myron right after...

believe it.

Seems like only yesterday you were a puppy yourself.

Okay, cut the charade. Stop!

It's only fair to warn you that this is an attack dog.

If you get near me, he'll chew you to pieces.

Give me a break.

That dog couldn't chew soup.

the dishes are done.

Hey, Brandon, how's the floor polishing coming along?

Just a few spots, but you did good considering you're a dog.

I know how the cleaning side works, but we're going to stay with Henry until my

mom comes back. We're going to have to earn our keep.

Okay?

wedding cake for Brandon out of kibble.

I can't believe that you go along with this canine craziness.

Well, what's so crazy about Punky wanting Brandon to have a wedding?

Betty, animals do not get married.

Well, you did.

I'll ignore that.

The same way men ignore you.

This wedding will be a lot of fun for the kids.

I don't see any harm in it.

I'm just concerned that the whole thing will get out of hand.

Now, Henry.

and I can't find him anywhere.

Well, maybe he got cold paws and decided to call the whole thing off.

Well, he was a little nervous.

Hey, what a handsome, well -dressed groom.

Brandon is always well -dressed.

What's a diamond leash?

Tonight, Mads is hosting a gala gathering for 200 of his closest four

friends.

Let's get this show on the road, Betty. I don't want the neighbors to see me

participating in this farce.

Henry, don't you have anything nice to say?

Well, these hors d 'oeuvres look good.

Henry? Yes?

Never mind.

So Brandon's getting married.

It seemed like only yesterday he was chewing on your slippers.

It was yesterday.

I know peanut butter is your favorite, but it gets attached to the root of your

muzzle.

Okay, but when you're finished, remember to floss.

card you picked okay now put it back in the deck

how all right i'll put it back for you

now i'm gonna show you which card you

picked okay the

There's only one with doggie slobber on it.

You should learn this trick, Brandon.

Might get you a date with that lady beagle you're always barking about.

And I tank up.

to find some decent food.

Gas, 12 .97.

Electricity, 154 .68.

That'd be right.

One dozen roses, $55 delivered to Lady?

I don't know anybody named Lady.

I don't understand.

The flowers we ordered should have been here hours ago. Don't they have any

decent candy strippers?

reverend. Hello.

I really appreciate you doing this. Oh, it's nothing.

It's a wedding. I'm a minister.

It's $200.

Credit card?

Cash.

Bless you.

Okay, Henry.

Hit it.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Brandon and Brenda in

matrimony.

Who gives this fine canine to be married? Yo!

Do you, Brandon, take Brenda to be your lawfully wedded wife?

And do you, Brenda, take Brandon to be your

lawfully wedded husband?

The collars, please.

If there is anyone here who objects to this marriage, let them bark now or

forever hold their peace.

Who's that?

That's Fifi, Brandon's old girlfriend.

She's taking it hard.

Brandon and Brenda, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Brandon, you may now lick the bride.

and Mr. and Mrs.

Brandon Brewster.