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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although...
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is laid back.
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He does have a gift for lounging.
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Okay, let's talk
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party. Sherry, have you picked out the
music?
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It's not easy, but I've nailed down my
very favorite 85 tape.
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What's the guest list, Margo? It's the
creme de la creme. Not the menu, the
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guest list.
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Here.
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Wait a minute.
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Princess Di?
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Donald Trump?
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King Olaf of Norway?
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King Olaf. I eat his sardines all the
time.
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We'll handle the guests, Margo. We're
going to invite our usual friends.
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I was afraid of that.
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Don't worry, I'll come anyway.
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Ooh, my heavily insured Rolex says it's
time to toodle. Tally -ho!
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Tally -ho?
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It's British for I'm rich and you're
not.
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Oh, how are you coming along with the
banner?
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Just gotta...
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Punky, sit on the sofa, huh?
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Ow!
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Oops, sorry, Henry.
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No, I'm sorry.
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Your toe wouldn't be hurt if it wasn't
for me.
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It's all right, Cherry.
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Some party this is gonna be.
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Nobody's gonna want to dance with peg
-legged Punky.
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That's true.
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So I guess you won't mind if I dance all
night with Lance Beaverhorn?
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Why did this have to happen?
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Fast, honey. The doctor told you that
cast can come off in only six weeks.
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But six weeks is half the summer. I'll
have one tan leg and one frog belly leg.
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Henry, this frog belly talk is making me
hungry.
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Let's fix some sandwiches for the girls.
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Have any turkey left?
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Yeah, right here.
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From a turkey if there ever was one.
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Cherry, it's no big deal.
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a big deal.
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I panicked when you needed me. I choked.
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You've got a broken leg, a sprained
wrist, and a best friend who's a wimp.
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are not a wimp. Yes, I am.
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No, you're not.
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I have to go with Cherry here.
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What? Well, admit it. With more friends
like Cherry, you could end up seriously
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disfigured.
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refrigerator?
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You didn't panic when I needed you.
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Punky, you saved my life.
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Okay, so Punky saved your life. She's a
hero. You're a whip. Now can we get on
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with our lives?
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How do you like my new outfit?
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All I can say is I'm really sorry.
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I blew it. Will you forgive me?
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Cherry, there's nothing to forgive.
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Now come on inside my cast.
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Are you sure you trust me with a pointed
object?
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Come on.
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You too, Margo.
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I don't sign anything without consulting
my lawyer.
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Hey, you wrote a poem.
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Violets are blue, roses are red. With a
friend like me, you could wind up dead.
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Gary, would you spread on the
mayonnaise?
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I better not. I'd probably spill some.
Punky will walk in, slip on it, and
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her other leg.
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Eddie, are you getting a facial twitch?
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No, but I'm going to give you one if you
don't get out of here.
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Just going to the living room.
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Honey, I think you're overreacting to
this.
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No, I'm not. How would you feel if you
let your bad friend take a swan dive
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the dirt?
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It was an accident. No one is to blame.
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I always hoped I'd turn out to be the
hero type.
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But I'm no hero.
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I'm worthless.
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I'm a wart on the nose of life.
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You are not a nose wart.
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You're being too hard on yourself.
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Not as hard as the ground was on Punky.
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Grandma, I panicked.
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That's understandable.
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Everyone feels panicked at some time in
their life.
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The trick is, don't give in to the
panic.
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You've got to grit your teeth, hang on,
and do what needs to be done.
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I know you're trying to make me feel
better, Grandma, but it's no use.
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As of right now, I'm a life member of
the Wimp Academy.
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You know, my leg feels much better.
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Do you think the doctor will take this
cast off?
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He'd better not. It's only been three
days. Three of the longest days of my
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life.
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Ow!
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Sorry, Henry.
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All right, all right.
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Aim for a different toe next time.
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We're now in the medical building lobby.
This is our second -to -last prenatal
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checkup before splashdown.
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My husband thinks he's Steven Spielberg.
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Nancy, say something into the camera.
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My husband is an idiot.
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Nancy's elevator and the four complete
strangers who will be going up with her.
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Anything you'd like to say, folks?
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Hi, I'm Punky and I've got a broken leg.
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Hi, I'm Cherry and it's my fault.
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The baby kicked me, Chip.
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Oh, great.
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Sir, would you put your hand on my
wife's stomach and I'll zoom in.
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Chip!
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If you ask one more strange man to feel
my stomach.
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is going to be fatherless.
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Great ad lib.
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Okay, I'm going to go park the car.
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Don't let the doctor start the
examination until I get up there with
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Whoops, Dad, the car.
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Henry, you wanted me to remind you not
to forget your checkbook in the car.
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Thanks, Frankie.
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Why didn't you remind me while we were
still in the car?
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Why didn't you remind me?
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You'll be late for Punky's appointment.
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I'll get the checklist.
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Thanks, Betty.
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Hold it.
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Open the door.
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What's the matter?
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Betty doesn't have the keys.
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And neither do I.
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The keys are locked in the car.
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I don't know how, but this is probably
my fault, too.
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You girls tell the doctor I'll be right
up.
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Oh, this kid can kick.
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I'm just glad he's not wearing spikes.
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So, when's your baby due?
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In a couple of weeks.
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What happened to you?
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Okay, okay, it's my fault.
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I tried to catch what I missed.
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I fell out of my treehouse. It was an
accident.
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Mine was, too.
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is a jinx.
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You're fixing the telephone. Shouldn't
you be fixing the elevator?
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I don't fix elevators.
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Oh, but don't worry.
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The people that do are on their way.
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They'll be here.
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Eventually.
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Well, hurry up and fix the telephone so
we can find out if our kids are okay.
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Lady, you wouldn't be so tense if you
used more brand in your diet.
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Ah, there we go.
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Phone's working now.
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I'll just, uh... Ring the elevator.
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I don't think it's a cold call.
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Hello? Who might this be?
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Oh, come on. Nobody is named Punky.
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Uh,
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you go ahead.
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It's time for lunch anyway.
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Hello? Punky?
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You all right?
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than just having a baby.
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You're not having a baby!
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Oh, my Lord!
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I'll get a doctor.
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What's going on?
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Your wife's stuck in the elevator and
she's gone into labor.
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What? Lisa, don't panic.
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It's important that you remain calm.
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Don't worry. I'm fine.
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Good for you.
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Feels like Herman's on his way.
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John is cool, but not Herman.
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Definitely not Herman.
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That's as bad as naming your kid Sidney.
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Is this your first kid?
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Oh, no, our second. Our first son was
born two years ago.
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Doctor, wouldn't thou -
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I want you to listen to me.
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Grandma, this is your department. You've
got to get up here right away. Climb up
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the cables.
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Calm down, Cherry.
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Grandma, I'm scared.
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I'm getting that panic feeling again.
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Remember what I told you. Just grit your
teeth, hang on, and do what needs to be
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done.
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You're really out of the wimper
category.
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I want to thank you girls for all you
did.
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You should be very proud of Terry.
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She always makes me proud.
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Can I hold him?
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Sure.
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Hi there, Herman.
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It's not Herman.
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It's Sean.
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Sean? That's the name I picked. You
delivered him.
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Thought you should name him
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