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Maybe the world is blind Or just a
little unkind
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Don't know Things you can't be sure
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Of anything anymore Although
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Thank you, Stanley.
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Here's our summer special.
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Funky pizza, pepperoni, sausage, and M
&M's.
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My idea. Great, huh?
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How many of these have you sold today?
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Counting this?
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Yeah. One.
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School is finally over. A toast to
freedom. To summer vacation.
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To the polo season.
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I can't wait to get to Camp Kookalookee.
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Kookalookee? What does that mean?
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It's an Indian word. It means don't
forget to write your name on your
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I hope I don't get homesick there. This
will be my first summer away from Camp
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Kramer.
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Where in that?
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On our estate.
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My parents built a bunkhouse and bust in
the socially acceptable.
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No wonder we weren't invited.
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We will all be at camp together this
year.
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Maybe not all of it.
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I'm not sure I can go this summer.
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Why not?
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I don't think Henry can afford it. He
invested all of his money into Punky's
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place.
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That's right.
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I keep forgetting.
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You're poor.
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Here you are, mocha ripples with
sprinkles.
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I don't want sprinkles.
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Well, that's what you asked for. I don't
care. I don't want them.
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What? Do you want, Myron, darling?
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Nuts.
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Stanley, give the boy nuts.
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Nuts.
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You want nuts?
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You got nuts.
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It's ruined.
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Come along, dear.
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That does it. I quit.
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Oh, Stanley, you can't quit. You're the
only help I have.
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Guys,
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I think I'm getting an idea.
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Next applicant, Harold Loomis.
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Well, that's me.
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Loomis is easy to remember because it
rhymes with Goomis.
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I'll keep it in mind.
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I'm Henry Wernimont. Can I ask you a few
questions?
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Okay.
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If they're multiple choice.
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Tell me, why do you want to work here?
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It's the first sign I saw.
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I think it's fair to warn you that this
job calls for lots of hard work,
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personality, and intelligence.
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Darn. On the other hand, I only pay
minimum.
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Good.
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I don't want minimum.
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I don't know if you're exactly what I'm
looking for.
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I don't either.
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I'll get back to you.
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Will you really?
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No.
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Okay.
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I'll use you as a rest.
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Hello,
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how are you being?
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Excuse me, aren't you a little old for
this job, Mr.
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Turdniak? Hello, how are you being?
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Excuse me, do you speak English?
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Hello!
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job is taken.
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Goodbye. How are you being?
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I'll never find the right person.
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How
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do
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you do? I'm applying for a position with
your organization.
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Bruce is the name. Service is my game.
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Come on, Bunky.
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Please, sir. Hear me out.
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You look very businesslike.
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I dress for success.
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My resume.
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That's a resume.
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You're the boss.
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Not yet.
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Let's see.
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Education.
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Fifth grade.
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Previous sales experience.
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Five years.
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I've been selling school candy bars
since kindergarten.
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I know. I bought them all.
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Let's see.
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Reference. Henry P. Watermont.
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I believe you know the gentleman.
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Thought of the earth? I can't say enough
about him.
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Handsome, smart, good posture, willing
to give beginners a chance. Slow down,
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Punky.
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Why do you want this job?
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Forget want it. I need it.
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What for?
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Summer camp.
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This way I can pay for it. You wouldn't
have to pay my way.
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I don't know, Punky.
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You named it Punky's place. Don't you
think a Punky should work here?
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I may not be easy to work for.
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No, you're not easy to live with either.
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And I only pay minimum.
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I'm used to that. You know what my
allowance is?
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Punky, as much as I would enjoy working
with you, I'm not sure that it's the
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best thing.
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Why not?
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I'd be your father at home, your boss at
work. I don't think mixing the two is a
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good idea.
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I'd better wait to see who else applies.
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After careful consideration, the job is
yours.
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Oh, thank you. Just wonderful.
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Is that father to daughter or boss to
employee?
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Both.
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Now, let me explain a few restaurant
procedures.
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No need.
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I've watched you. I've learned from the
master.
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Well, I admit, I did rather take to this
business.
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Now, I should tell you how to load the
napkin holders and the dishwasher
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and...
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and be back for your order.
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And might I add, we're honored to have
your patronage.
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Punky, you handled that very well.
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This job's a piece of cake.
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Are the customers happy?
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goofed a lot.
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Punky, you've been working here two and
one half hours. At four dollars an hour,
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that means you earned ten dollars.
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Hey, all right.
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And during that time, you cost me three
hundred dollars in broken dishes and
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ruined food.
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Gee, you'll never make money that way.
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I'm glad you noticed.
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Punky, let's face it.
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You're working here.
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It's not working here.
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You're saying I'm fired?
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Let's call it an early return.
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Brandon, will you ask Henry if he picked
up milk last night?
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Tell her I stopped by on the way home.
It's in the refrigerator.
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Tell him thanks.
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She's welcome.
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Can we stop talking through the dog?
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Maybe we should just stop talking.
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Look, if anyone should be upset about
this, it's me. I expected you to act
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an employee, not a two -legged wrecking
ball.
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Hey, I tried. I tried real hard. I mean,
how is this going to look in a school
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newspaper? Punky fired from Punky's
place.
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You insulted the customers.
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You didn't give the proper change and
you served more food on the floor than
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did on the tables.
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Those tables are too small.
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What possessed you to put an entire
frozen chicken in my blender?
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The lady ordered a cold chicken salad.
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I don't think there's anything more to
say.
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I guess there isn't two.
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Nuff said.
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see you in the morning don't
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sit down Henry your three best customers
are here
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You have no idea how busy it was in here
today.
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I have aches in places where I didn't
know I had places.
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Well, you deserve those aches, you old
meanie.
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You broke your own daughter's heart.
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Oh, Betty, get off my back. It hurts
enough as it is.
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Okay, okay.
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I won't say who's at fault, even though
it is you.
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The one is for you and Punky to stop
being mad at each other.
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I'm flexible.
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I'll accept her apology as soon as she
offers it.
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Now, shut up.
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We're going to have Chicago's version of
the Mideast Peace Talks right here and
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right now.
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And you two aren't leaving this table
until this thing is settled.
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But she has to be back in school by
September.
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Now, come on, you two.
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You're going to negotiate a treaty.
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in these chairs.
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Hey, I'm good.
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They could use me in Beirut.
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We have enough tanks.
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Come on, Cherry.
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Let's leave them alone.
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Why do we always have to go just when
the schedule's good?
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Okay, you want to talk first?
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No, you want to talk first? No. Want to
go home? Might as well.
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easy on you because my father was so
tough on me.
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You worked for your dad?
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My father came to this country in 1903
with 37 cents in his pocket.
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Really? And $9 ,000 in the lining of his
coat.
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He used the money to build a shop and
start doing what he was doing in the old
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country. What was that?
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He was a glassblower.
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He would blow into a long tube, and the
hot glass at the other end of the tube
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would blow up into a beautiful bottle.
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When I was 12 years old, I asked him for
a job, and he hired me as an assistant.
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What happened?
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At the end of my first day's work,
instead of bottles, all I had was 300
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and a hernia.
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A hernia?
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No, I couldn't blow it. That's why he
fired me.
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You should have asked your father how to
do it right.
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I'm sure he would have taught you.
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You're right.
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And I think that anyone who takes on a
new job should ask questions.
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What do you think?
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I think you're trying to make a point
here.
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I think you made the point yourself.
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Yeah. I want to do such a good job for
you.
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I don't want to bother you with dumb
questions.
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The only dumb question is the one you
don't ask.
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Honey, I think you bit off more than you
could chew.
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Yeah, and I choked.
220
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:42,410
Well, Frankie, I'm going to do for you
what I wish my father had done for me.
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What? Give you a second chance.
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Really?
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Really.
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Great! And this time I promise to ask
questions that won't show up more than I
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can bite.
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I promise to explain things to you and
to have more patience.
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Deal?
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