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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although you may be lonely and then
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why?
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Do these hairs belong to you?
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Come on, Brandon.
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Lonnie Anderson was never on our couch.
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They're here.
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Oh, just a second.
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Hello? Oh, it's only you.
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Well, you're not a... exactly the
highlight of my day either.
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I'm sorry, Betty. I'm expecting a very
important potential client.
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Oh. And I guess you won't have time to
go to the market.
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All the dented can goods are on sale.
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You want me to get you some stewed
prunes?
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Yes, but only if the cans are dented.
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Don't worry.
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They will be.
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Betty, that's dishonest.
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Oh, relax, Henry.
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Don't pop your goddess.
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I'm just returning a hammer that I
borrowed from you last week. Oh.
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Betty, if I land this job, I'll never
have to worry about buying dented cans
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again. Oh, what kind of job is it?
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Photographing Robert Whitney's birthday
party.
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Well, who is Robert Whitney?
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Haven't you heard of the Witness of
Houston?
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of them is my favorite singer.
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The Whitneys are one of the wealthiest
families in the nation.
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They're here. Don't say anything stupid.
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Mr.
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Warnemont, President?
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Yes, it is, and I am Henry Warnemont.
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Excellent. Master Robert?
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This is Master Robert Whitney.
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Hi. And I am his social secretary,
Charles Cantel.
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The pleasure is mine. As well it should
be.
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Well, don't just stand there.
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Haul it in, Chuck.
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So far, you've said two things, and
they've both been stupid.
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This is Betty Johnson. She was just
leaving.
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Yeah, I'm on my way to the market to get
some Denny's canned goods for old Deep
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Pockets here.
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Oh, I photographed the cans and the
light bounces off the desk just... Oh,
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baloney.
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He saved six cents a can.
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Goodbye, Betty.
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Oh, make yourselves at home. Please sit
down.
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Very well.
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Wait, Master Robert.
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One can't be too careful.
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Thank you. I was looking for that.
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Hi, boy.
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What's your name?
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His name is Brandon.
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Please, remove that beast immediately.
We don't know where its mouth has been.
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I like you too, but I don't lick your
face.
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, this is my daughter, Panky.
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This is my turtle, Irving.
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Riptide!
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Oh, don't worry. Irving's already had
his shot.
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This is Master Robert Whitney.
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Hello.
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Social secretary.
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Panky, how did you get so dirty?
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It's all Irving's fault.
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I took him to the park for a swim, and I
had to wait in after him.
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Okay, go and get cleaned up. I have some
important business to discuss with Mr.
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Cantrell. Okay, but first I have to wash
off Irving. Want to help me, Robert?
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Sure. Um, what's that stuff all over
Irving?
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Pond.
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play with any of them.
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And I think I own shares in a racehorse,
but I've never seen him.
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You know, turtle scrubbing is very
dangerous.
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You mean Irving Bites?
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No, I'm using Henry's toothbrush.
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Why don't you take off your jacket so it
doesn't get wet?
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Oh, it's all right. These are my play
clothes.
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What are you playing, college professor?
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Mr. Warramont, the assignment is yours.
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Thank you, Mr. Cantrell.
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You won't be sorry. I hope not.
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Master Robert's birthday party is to be
the pre -teen social event of the year.
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Only the creme de la creme of Chicago
society will be there.
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She might be out of her element in a
gathering like this.
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What do you mean?
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Well, let's face it, Mr. Wanamont, your
daughter isn't exactly the epitome of
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social grace.
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She has a few rough edges, but... Well,
I do hope you will instruct her in the
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proper way in which to comport herself.
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Don't worry, Mr. Cantrell. My daughter
will comport herself just fine.
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I hope so, since your future as a
society photographer depends on it.
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believe this. You were invited to Robert
Whitney's birthday party?
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Yep.
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The most important event since Princess
Di's wedding?
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Yep. And I wasn't?
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Nope.
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But I'm the one with the right clothes,
the right breeding, and the right
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connections.
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I guess you just don't have the right
turtle.
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Is there no justice in this world?
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To rub the Whitney party in my flawless
face?
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No.
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I need to know how to act around fancy,
stuck -up people.
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After all, you're the most stuck -up
person I know.
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Thank you.
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So will you help me?
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I don't know. I should let you be the
laughingstock of the party.
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See you, Grovel.
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Don't worry.
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I'll help you learn good manners.
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I love a challenge.
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Why do I have to learn good manners,
too?
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I have three good reasons.
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Number one, you're my best friend.
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Number two, everyone should learn good
manners. Number three, if you're not
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here, I will strangle her.
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I'm off to the studio to clean these
lenses for the party.
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What are you three up to?
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Oh, nothing, Henry. Just girl stuff.
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My girl, you look very pretty today.
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Thank you, Mr. Warnemoth. And might I
add, you look nowhere near as elderly as
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you really are.
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Thank you.
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I think.
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Lesson number two, greeting your host.
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What's the first thing you say when you
arrive at the Whitney's mansion?
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I say, great place.
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Must have set you back a bundle.
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No, no, no, no.
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When you greet your host, you say, thank
you for inviting me. And might I add,
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it's a pleasure to be a guest in your
tastefully decorated home.
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Next, I shall teach you how to sit.
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Oh, we know how to sit, don't we,
Cherry?
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probably the thing I do best.
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walking.
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I'll take tears to improve your posture.
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Now put a glass of iced tea in each hand
and you walk without spilling a...
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Come on, Pocky.
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Good evening, Mr. Warnemont. Isn't your
daughter coming?
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She's right here.
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Honky, is that you?
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Yes, it is, Robert. Thank you for
inviting me.
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And might I add...
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It's a pleasure to be a guest at your
tastefully decorated home.
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I must say, I am surprised.
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You're not the only one.
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Frankie, what's going on here?
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What do you mean, sir? Oh, you're acting
so refined, so elegant.
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Nothing like you at all.
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Well, you see... Mr. Watermont,
shouldn't you be napping away?
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Good evening.
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Shirley Temple?
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No, Punky Brewster.
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How droll. I'm in hysterics.
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Hello, and my Diane, how are you?
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Excuse us, we're busy discussing the
market.
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Oh, I'm an expert when it comes to the
market.
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Really? You have any good tips?
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Don't buy the Dale Donuts. Their heart
is a rock.
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All right, children.
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Now let's have a nice big smile.
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Come on. Say cheese.
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That jelly sure is salty.
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That's not jelly. It's caviar.
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Caviar?
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Yeah. You know, fish eggs.
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Don't you like it?
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Uh, it's magnificent.
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I'll take the rest home.
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I'm getting some terrific shots here.
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I think the witness will be very pleased
with my work.
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That's great, Henry.
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This is nothing.
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My birthday party next week will put
this one to shame.
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Oh, if you're looking for a good
photographer, I'm Henry Warnemont, at
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service. Well, if Scabullo isn't
available... Oh, he isn't. He's doing a
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haven't had a chance to talk to you.
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How's Irving doing?
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How trolls.
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Forget Irving. He's a mere tortoise.
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Would you like to get to your turtle
pond?
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I couldn't possibly.
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I might soil my frock.
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What's gotten into you?
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Fish eggs.
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No.
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I mean you're different.
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good different.
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You're not the same Punky I met the
other day.
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Why are you dressed like that and acting
so phony?
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So I can fit in and be like everybody
else.
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Punky, the reason I invited you here is
because you weren't like everyone else.
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Really? That's right.
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I like the old you a whole lot better.
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But I have to do this for Henry. It's
real important to him.
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Yeah.
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I know what you mean. I'm always doing
stuff that adults want me to.
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Come along, Master Roberts, who should
be attending to your more important
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guests.
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I'm starving.
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Have you tasted the food yet, Frankie?
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Yeah, it's incredibly weird.
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You were responsible.
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I'm sorry, Charles.
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It's my fault. I was the one who was
hungry.
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Mr. Wanamon, perhaps we could avoid
further incidents if your daughter would
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wait in the kitchen with the help.
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What? Let's be honest.
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Once a ragamuffin, always a ragamuffin.
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Don't talk about my daughter like that.
Oh, come now. Anyone can see that she
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doesn't belong with well -bred children.
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These aren't children.
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They're little stockbrokers in
children's bodies.
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You, sir, are a bozo.
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I demand that you both leave
immediately.
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With pleasure.
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Come on, Panky, let's blow this
mausoleum.
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Sorry, I messed it up.
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It wasn't your fault.
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You were only trying to help me.
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I've been more refined. More ladylike.
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I don't want you to be anything but
yourself.
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My, you. Just the way you are.
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Okay? Okay.
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Thanks, Henry.
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Robert, I want to apologize. I thought I
asked you to leave. You have absolutely
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ruined this party.
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Charles, put a sock in it.
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You lost a root.
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They didn't ruin my party. You did.
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I did?
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Powerful stiffs.
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Charles, go call my father and ask him
for something.
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Ask him for what?
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A reference.
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Punky, I wish my party could have been
more fun.
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Well, I have an idea that might liven
things up.
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I don't know if we should do it.
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Would Charles hate it?
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Yeah.
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Then what are we waiting for?
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