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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although...
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Samantha? Brandon doesn't like lima
beans.
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Is that true?
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Sometimes I wonder who's in charge
around here.
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Yes? There's something I sort of want to
talk to you about. I'm all ears.
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I'm not exactly sure how to exactly put
this.
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You won't get embarrassed?
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Me? Embarrassed?
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Funky, you can talk to me about
absolutely anything. Absolutely
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Right.
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So I'm with it.
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Henry, I'm getting...
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I just dropped a few boobs. I mean,
plates.
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Here, let me help.
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No, no, I got it.
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You go to bed. It's bedtime.
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Henry, it's a quarter to seven.
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Okay, then you stay up and I'll go to
bed.
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You are embarrassed.
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I am not embarrassed.
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It's just that this is an important
subject and we shouldn't attack it when
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there's so little time left in the day.
After all, the sun will set in less than
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an hour.
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Go and jump into your pajamas, and we'll
talk about it first thing tomorrow.
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Or the next day.
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But, honey... Go, go, go, go!
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Oh, great, Warnemont.
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This qualifies you for the blundering
hall of fame.
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Betty!
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Get down here pronto.
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I've got a crisis.
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What is it?
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Punky says she's getting... Let me see.
How shall I put this?
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She's getting something?
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It appears as if... It looks as
though... Spit it out, Henry.
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She's developing.
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Developing what, an illness? No.
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She's enlarging.
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Developing, enlarging? She got a new
camera?
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If I must blurt it out, my daughter
claims that she's getting... Breath.
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Breath?
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You call me down here for that?
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For the record, Henry, a crisis is a
three -alarm fire or broken bones.
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Puberty is rarely fatal.
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Mary, I'm in over my head.
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I don't know how to handle this. I need
your help.
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Henry, what's happening to Ponty is
perfectly normal.
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Chuck said he's self -lucky.
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Lucky?
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Cherry's been driving me crazy to get
her a frog.
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But she just doesn't need one yet.
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Maybe you should trade kids.
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You know you're overreacting.
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Of course I am.
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When she brought it up, my throat...
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She needs to talk to a woman. I'm just
not qualified.
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All right.
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I want to have a few words for Cherry,
so I'll talk to them together.
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Thank you, Betty.
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I genuinely appreciate this.
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Betty,
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why can't Punky remain a little girl?
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Well, everyone grows up anyway.
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I know.
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I just hate to see her change.
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I want Punky to stay just the way she
is.
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There's nothing you can do about that.
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Look, when I signed her adoption papers,
nobody told me she'd get older.
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Well, you should have read the fine
print.
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Betty, the actual truth is I don't want
Punky to grow up.
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in our great house broth now?
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Exactly seven.
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Including, of course, moi.
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You?
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Yeah. I've had a broth for 16 days.
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I'm surprised you haven't noticed.
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We haven't noticed because there's
nothing to notice.
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You don't need a bro, Margo.
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Maybe not yet.
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But I will any second.
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to sleep on my back. You know they only
grow at night.
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I didn't know that.
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Yes. If you sleep on your stomach, you
get the flattened out kind.
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Why do you sleep on your side?
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They come out crooked.
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Martha, that's ridiculous.
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Oh, you think so?
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Take Lizzie Cladwell.
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Wouldn't you say she's a little, uh...
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sleeper uh if i show you guys something
will you both really promise to keep it
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a secret i promise cherry you know i
can't keep a secret but i'll give you
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dollars if you tell me
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inches on my butt.
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No, it won't.
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It'll just give you a bigger armpit.
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It works for this girl. Look.
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Before.
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Faster.
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Cheery, that's a drawing.
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The only thing that made her bigger was
a paintbrush.
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Punky's right.
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Everyone knows there's only one sure way
to make your boobs grow.
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Oh,
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my favorite.
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What's the subject?
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Oh, well, we are... Margo was telling us
that cheese pops make your boobs
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bigger. Chewy.
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What are you talking about? But don't
they get yellow crumbs all over your
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chest?
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No, no. You eat the cheese pop.
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Can we change the subject here?
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Girls, there isn't anything you can eat
that'll make them grow any faster or...
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or get any bigger.
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Don't say that!
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Your breast size is determined by your
genes.
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No, no, no, no.
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Genes with a G.
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Oh!
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They're characteristics you inherit from
your parents.
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They also determine your height, eye
color, and the size of your feet.
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Okay, now that that's settled, can we
please talk about something else?
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You can't rush it.
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You can't change it.
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Oh, great.
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Great! I'm stuck with a year's supply of
cheese puffs.
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I'm so depressed.
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Cherry, the size of your chest has
nothing to do with who you are as a
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Tell that to the boys at school.
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Tip Green says I'm a pirate's treasure.
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A sunken chest.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones,
but names will never hurt you.
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But what if he keeps teasing me?
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Then you're ripping lips off.
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Are we done now?
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Can we please talk about something else?
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Margot, it's getting dark, so I'll drive
you home.
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You and Cherry go on down to the car.
I'll be right there.
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Bye, Punky.
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Funky, you've been awfully quiet.
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Is there anything wrong?
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No, not really.
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Henry mentioned that you were starting
to develop.
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I was thinking it might be nice if you
and I went out and bought you your first
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bra. Yeah, maybe someday.
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How about right now?
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Yeah, that's it.
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I see.
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Don't you want to get a bra, Punky?
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No. Henry doesn't want me to get one,
and I don't want...
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That, of course, was Tchaikovsky's Waltz
of the Flowers.
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Yes, it's worth listening to the whole
piece just to hear those last five
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Thanks a lot, Betty.
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Well, excuse me, Lenny Bernstein.
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Now I'm going to feel incomplete for the
rest of the day.
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Oh, come on. You've been incomplete
since birth.
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Is there any reason for this ill -timed
visit besides the annoyance value?
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Well, I had my little chat with the
girls.
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The one you asked me to have.
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That's terrific.
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Well, like you said, my timing is ill.
No, no, no. Betty, your timing is great.
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You're a lifesaver.
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That's true.
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I'm one in a million.
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It's all taken care of, then.
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Not exactly.
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Funky told me that you don't want her to
have a bra.
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Why would she say that?
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I don't know, but it's up to you to find
out why.
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You are her father, are you not?
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You're right.
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I should have handled this in the first
place.
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After all, I'm an adult.
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I'll make myself the owner of this.
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You're a brave and crazy guy, Henry.
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Right after dinner, I'll take Punky to
the mall.
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Great. Now having saved the world from
the great adolescent disease crisis, I'm
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riding off into the sunset.
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Betty.
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Thank you.
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My pleasure.
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Over there.
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Look at this.
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What do you think of this one?
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Me? Yes, you're a man.
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Thank you.
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Oh, madam, I picture you in that
garment, and I'm speechless.
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She'll need to.
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Henry, I'll go and get someone to help
her.
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No.
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I mean, we'll be out of here in no time.
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No need to get strangers involved.
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Pardon me.
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Here's a good one.
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I see what you mean.
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Hi.
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Can I help you?
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That woman needs help. She can't find
the dressing room.
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She works here.
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What can I do for you?
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We're shopping for my daughter.
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Oh, I gotcha.
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You're getting your very first over -the
-shoulder boulder holder.
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Well, what'll it be, honey?
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Cross your heart, underwire, padded,
quilted, lace, or cotton?
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I don't want any of those. I don't even
want to be here.
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See, it seems a handful.
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Excuse me.
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What's the matter?
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Tell me what's wrong. Maybe I can do
something about it.
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Can you stop me from getting boobs?
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I don't think so.
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Why would you want me to?
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I'm scared I might lose you.
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Lose me?
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Why? I heard you tell me... Jonathan,
that you wanted me to stay a little girl
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forever.
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Oh.
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Now that I'm changing, I'm scared you
won't want me anymore.
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Why would you think that?
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My mom stopped wanting me.
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Listen to me.
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I will never stop wanting you to be part
of my life.
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You know why?
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Why?
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Because you're the best part of my life.
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How come you said I'm growing up?
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Remember when Brandon was a puppy? You
told me you never wanted him to grow up.
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Yeah, he's so cute, Dad.
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Well, he did grow up.
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How do you feel about him now? Don't you
love him just as much?
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Sure, even more.
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I have the same feelings about you.
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I'm a little sad when you outgrow
certain things.
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But I love you even more when I see what
a fine young lady you're becoming.
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Now do you understand?
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Yeah. How come you've been so weird
about my boobs?
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Yes, I have been weird.
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But I apologize. But you see, people
talk about those subjects much more
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now than when I was growing up.
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Oh, no bras back then?
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Oh, yes, we had them.
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Not me personally.
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But the point is, kids didn't talk about
them.
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Not unless you wanted your mouth washed
out with soap.
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Did that ever happen to you?
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No.
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My mother used Babbo.
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The times have changed.
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And it appears I still have some growing
up to do, too.
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I'll try and be more mature about these
things in the future.
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I'll help you, Henry.
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Thank you.
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Look, it's been a rough day. Why don't
we just go home?
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Everything's okay, Owen. Over the
shoulder, boulder holder.
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This way, young lady.
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