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Maybe the world is blind Or just a
little unkind
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Don't know Seems you can't be sure
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Of anything anymore Although
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You
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Relax, Brandon.
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I think they'll be home soon. She can
take it for a run in the park.
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Got cabin fever, huh?
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All right, you home for wayward fleas.
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But no squirrel chasing.
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Henry, guess what?
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I'll guess later.
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Right now, I want you to give your dog
some exercise.
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But I can't. We have to get to the store
before it closes.
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Actually, Mr. Warren and Mike, they have
to shop.
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I, of course, am already equipped.
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Equipped for what?
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Margo's parents are going to take us on
a boat ride tomorrow.
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Unlike Michigan.
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Cherry, dear, it's not a boat.
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It's a yacht.
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What's the difference?
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More money than you will ever earn.
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Henry, I've got to buy some yacht stuff.
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I need a sailing hat, some new
sunglasses, and a pair of duck shoes.
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Okay?
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Not okay.
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Here's the deal.
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You walk Brandon, give him a bath, and
then if there's time, you can go to the
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store. A bath, too?
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Yes, he smells like a walking landfill.
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Got a whiff of him a few minutes ago,
and all my nose hairs fell out.
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Oh!
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Well, Punky, we're off to the store.
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I really feel terrible that you're stuck
here with Brandon.
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But I'll get over it.
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Hey, wait a minute, guys.
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How about if I go to the store with you
now,
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here and take care of brandon henry will
never find out which one i did first oh
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i could yeah if i do this am i
disobeying henry absolutely
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and you don't think i should do it yeah
absolutely
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Let's have some tea.
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Henry, did you redecorate? What in
the... We've been robbed.
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Hunky. Brandon.
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Brandon.
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Did you do this?
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You... You... Animal!
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Calm down, Henry, or you'll go bald.
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What?
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Hair can't live on a hothead.
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Now, you know perfectly well that if a
dog doesn't get out of the house once in
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a while, he'll turn into a four -legged
wrecking ball.
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The punk is in big trouble.
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Obviously, Brandon hasn't been bathed or
walked. She's ignoring her pet.
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Well, you know how kids are.
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They love having a pet, but they hate
taking care of them.
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What bothers me the most is that she
disobeyed me. I'll have to ground her
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this. I don't blame you.
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Oh, and by the way, nice shorts.
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I hope you're happy, Brandon.
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I was being sarcastic.
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You ought to feel miserable.
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It's bedtime, Frankie.
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I'll print your pajamas.
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I'm going to sleep in these clothes.
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I wanted so very, very, very much to
wear them on Margo's yacht.
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But I messed up bad.
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And now...
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I have to rip what I sewed.
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If you're trying to con me into letting
you go, young lady, it won't work.
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I was afraid of that.
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Punky, what have I told you about
responsibility?
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That I have to have it.
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That's right.
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You see, Brandon can't take care of
himself. He's not a human being.
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Though he does bear a striking
resemblance to Mrs. Wofferman.
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If you don't take care of him properly,
feed him, exercise him, clean him, he
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suffers.
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You don't want that, do you?
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No.
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I thought not.
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Put yourself in his place, Funky.
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It's not easy being a dog.
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Now, good night, sweetheart.
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I have to go sew what Brandon ripped.
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Henry's wrong about one thing, Brandon.
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It is easy being a dog.
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Get free rent.
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Free meals.
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Don't have to go to school.
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Biggest problem is trying to decide
where to bury your bones.
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You're lucky, Brandon.
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I wish I would talk.
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Morning already.
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Weird. I dreamt I was chasing a rabbit.
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Wait a minute.
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What am I doing down here?
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I should be up in my bed.
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I am in my bed.
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What's going on here?
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I see me, but I'm not in me.
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Does that mean that I'm... Holy
mackinoli! I'm a dog!
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Look at me.
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Boy, talk about needing a nose job.
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How did this happen to me?
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I wished I was a dog. I take it back.
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Please, God, undog me.
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Frankie, rise and shine.
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Henry can help me. He'll know what to
do.
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It's morning, Frankie.
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Up and at him.
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What's the matter with you?
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I've left my body.
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Henry, I'm over here.
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I get it.
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Last night I told you to imagine what
it's like to be a dog and you're
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pretending to be Brandon.
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Henry, I'm not pretending.
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Tell you what.
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Since you promised that you're going to
stop taking good care of Brandon, I'm
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going to retract my punishment and let
you go on your yacht trip today.
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Okay? Oh, thank you. Enough's enough.
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Your breakfast is on the kitchen table.
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So you and Brandon go out and eat while
I get dressed.
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I've got to figure a way out of this
mess.
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Maybe I'll think better on a full
stomach.
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Henry mentioned food, and right away I
feel like drooling.
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Uh -oh.
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Here's Remnick.
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Well, here goes nothing.
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Maybe I'll have better luck if I start
with the milk first.
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I'll start with this one.
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Boy, being a dog is for the birds.
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Brandon. Who is it?
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It's Cheery and Margo. Use your nose,
Henry.
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Anchors away!
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Ah, you two look resplendent. Is that
good?
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There we go.
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Is Punky ready to go?
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Which one? The two -legged Punky or the
four -legged Punky?
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What are you doing, Punky?
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Are you playing a new game?
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She's pretending to be Brandon.
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Stop it, Punky.
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I want you to start acting like yourself
again.
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I give up.
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Come on, girls. I'll drive you to the
lake.
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is totally at the mercy of human beings.
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Let's see.
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What can I do to pass the time?
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Now I know why dogs chase their tails.
It's out of sheer boredom.
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Maybe I'll listen to some music.
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Any three -dog night?
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Hey!
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Something's crawling on my...
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giving Brandon a bath.
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What's that noise?
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It's my stomach.
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I'm starved.
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I'd kill for a pizza.
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Kibble.
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Stuff looks disgusting.
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What the heck? I'll try some.
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Yuck. It's like eating whole...
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some water to wash the skunk down.
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Ew! There's a bug in the pool!
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Grosseroo!
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Hmm. Sometimes Brandon drinks out of the
toilet.
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to find some decent food.
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Hmm. The counter.
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What's up there?
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The cookie jar.
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Auntie!
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Who ate all the cookies?
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Oh, that's right. I did.
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Well, what else can I eat?
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Maybe I'll make some popcorn.
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It's not your fault.
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I bring Punky for this.
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Yeah, well, don't be too hard on the
poor girl.
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I gave her fair warning.
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If she won't take proper care of you, I
have no choice but to find someone who
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will.
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What?
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My cousin needs a dog.
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You stay right there.
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I'm going to Finland.
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Henry has a cousin in Finland?
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He
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must
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have taken the Concord.
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Hello, Brandon.
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My name is Lars Warnemont.
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I will be your new master.
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good sled dog.
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Sled dog?
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Hair is long.
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It will protect you when the temperature
hits 60 below.
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60 below?
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Ah, I see you are strong.
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You will need strength to fight the
wolves.
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Of course not.
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Everyone thinks you're very attractive.
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You know, I have a terrible dream.
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I dreamt that I was stuck in Brandon's
body and Brandon was...
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It's all over now.
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You know, you have to clean a dog's
teeth regularly or else they'll get
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chivalrous.
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Believe me, I know.
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You know, Punky, your bad dream may have
been my fault. Perhaps the punishment I
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gave you was too severe.
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Maybe I'll let you go on your boat ride
today anyway.
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No way.
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I'm going to stay here and take care of
Brandon.
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First, I'm going to give him a bath.
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Then, I'm going to get him some better
food.
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Then, I'm going to vacuum his doghouse.
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Then, I'm going to... Well, you have
changed your tune, haven't you?
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I sure have.
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I'm sorry, Brandon.
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I've been mean and selfish.
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I promise from now on, I'll take better
care of you.
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I love you.
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I don't want to be you.
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But I do love you.
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Come on.
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Let's go and have some breakfast.
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Oh, great. I'm starved.
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What would you like to eat?
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Anything, except dog food.
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For sure, that's a good one. And I was
going to give you mine.
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