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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although.
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Be honest.
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How do I look?
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I'll try again.
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Betty, be diplomatic. How do I look?
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I'm tired of you belittling the
benevolent order of buffaloes.
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I'm proud to be a Bob.
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Well, I'm proud to be a Betty, but I
don't walk around with an animal on my
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head.
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Why have I been summoned, your imperial
horniness?
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Mrs. Johnson, when you regain your
composure, we'll discuss the annual
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fundraiser. Are you going to want me to
sell buffalo kisses again?
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Yes, but this year we'll see if we can
get them to pay you.
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Actually, we needed a nurse, so I
volunteered your services for our blood
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pressure station.
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Fine. I'm curious to see if you bobs
have any blood pressure.
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Maintain that attitude, and your dance
card will be empty at the bison bop.
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The bison bop? Yes.
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That's when we really let down our
horns.
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Mr. Deaton offers me a ride, I'm
walking.
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Same here.
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He shouldn't have been driving.
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But he's Joey's dad.
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And we can't tell an adult what to do.
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Think it's a federal law.
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I'll tell Henry.
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He'll know what to do. He's always
sensible.
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Tell her to say that.
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No, but I wish to have.
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Come on, kid.
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And step carefully.
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We're in Buffalo country.
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Henry, there's something really
important that I want to talk to you
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You finally decided to become a junior
bisonette.
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I'm not quite ready for that yet.
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Oh. Okay.
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What I have to talk to you about is real
important, too.
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Stop it.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hi. Henry, old buddy.
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Put him there, old pal.
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Hoof to hoof. Horn to horn.
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X -Day. Henry A.
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Not in front of the uninitiated.
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Oops. Sorry, kids.
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If an elder bison saw us, we could lose
our horns.
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You jumped out. car so fast you forgot
your jacket.
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Punky, did you tell your dad about your
ride home today?
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Uh, I was just going to.
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A little crazy, wasn't it?
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A little.
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Henry, I am breaking in a brand spanking
new red convertible.
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I couldn't resist letting it out.
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Will you take me for a spin sometime?
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What about right now? We could all burn
a little rubber around the neighborhood.
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No?
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Not right now, okay?
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No problem. We'll cruise later in the
week.
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Come on, Joey, you can drive home.
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No kidding?
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Well, I'll let you honk the horn.
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Got you, sir. Got you good.
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Isn't he a great guy?
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It sounds like you really like him a
lot.
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Oh, yes. He's young, energetic, full of
life.
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I'm old, tired, full of prunes.
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Mike makes me feel 20 years younger.
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Now, what was that you wanted to talk to
me about?
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Oh, nothing.
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Nothing?
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You said it was very important.
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It is important. It's important that I
try on your buffalo hat.
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How do I look?
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Why, George, that is a silly hat.
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He was such a good friend.
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After he left, I just didn't feel right
saying anything.
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Wise move.
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You don't want to get a grown -up mad at
you.
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Especially a drunk one.
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Don't worry about Joey.
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His dad drives him around all the time.
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You think I should talk to Joey about
this?
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I don't know, Punky.
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Don't worry. I'm pretty good at that,
honestly, son.
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Remember when I gave our gym teacher a
breath mint?
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Yeah, she made you do 50 extra sit -ups.
Right?
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But I didn't have to hold my breath
while I was doing them.
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I still think it's a mistake.
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Don't worry, Joey will understand. He's
a pervert. Just say no, Club.
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And if we don't say anything and he gets
hurt, it'll be our fault.
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You're absolutely right.
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Good luck.
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Good luck nothing. You're coming with
me.
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Couldn't I just say... No.
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talk to you about your dad.
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What about my dad?
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Well, yesterday he was driving kind of
funny, and I could smell beer on his
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breath.
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Grown -ups can drink beer if they want
to. It's part of being grown up.
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Yeah, but you're not supposed to drink
and drive.
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Look, my father knows what he's doing.
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Besides, who died made you the road
warrior.
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I just... I thought the drive home
yesterday was a little scary.
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Sherry, were you scared?
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Uh, only when my eyes were open.
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You see?
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Look for them as goody -two -shoes.
You're lucky we gave you a ride at all.
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I'm not saying anything against your
father. I was just worried about you.
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I had too much to drink.
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I am as dry as the proverbial bone.
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What's in the old watering hole?
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You got any brewskis?
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No, but I have iced teaskis.
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You and Grandma Moses.
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Mike, I asked you to come over because
Punky and Joey have had some kind of a
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fight. I know.
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Joey won't tell me what it's about, but
he is really down on Punky.
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Punky wouldn't say either.
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And I could tell that it was really
bothering her.
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How about if we pile them into my new
convertible tomorrow and drive them out
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Six Flags Amusement Park? We'll throw
them on a couple of rides, shake them
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They'll be friends together again in no
time. Oh, that's a good idea. I was
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going to treat them to an afternoon of
puccini.
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We'll do that later.
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Joey loves Italian food.
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Hi, Punky.
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Hello, Mr. Deaton.
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Put on your party sneakers, kid.
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We're going to have some fun tomorrow.
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So long, Henry. Bye, Mike.
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Party sneakers?
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Mr. Deaton and I thought it would be
really fun to go to Six Flags tomorrow.
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Just the two of you?
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Of course not.
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With you and Joey.
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Mr. Deaton will take us in his new
convertible.
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I don't know, Henry.
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Wouldn't Puccini be more fun?
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Frankie, when I mentioned Puccini
before, you went...
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Funky, what is going on here?
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I'm afraid to be in a car that Mr.
Deaton's driving.
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Afraid? Why?
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Because of the last time.
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Remember when he drove Cherry and me
home from school?
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Yes.
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He'd been drinking beer and he drove
real crazy.
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It scared us.
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Did you actually see him drinking?
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No. I could smell it.
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The way he drove, we could tell.
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Frankie, when you accuse people of
things, you have to have proof.
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The fact that you thought you smelled
beer isn't enough.
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What you smelled could have been new
upholstery.
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I know what upholstery smells like. This
wasn't upholstery. This was Miller
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time.
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Maybe he was having trouble adjusting to
his new car.
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You don't believe me.
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It's not that I don't believe you,
Punky.
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Couldn't it be possible that you were
mistaken?
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I guess anything's possible.
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Well, then.
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I think a good friend deserves the
benefit of the doubt.
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Mike and Joey are going to pick us up
any minute. Are you ready to go?
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I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
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Monkey.
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I made out my will.
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I left everything to you and Brian.
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Sorry, Henry, but he wanted my Madonna
tape.
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Thank you.
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You look ridiculous.
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Speaking of ridiculous, what about those
knees?
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You better wear this. I'll give you some
protection.
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I am not going to wear this, and you are
not going to wear that.
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Pretty smart of you not to smile all the
way over here. You didn't get one bug
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in your teeth.
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Well, that's better.
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Okay, now go up there and get Punky.
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Do I have to?
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Yeah. If you do, I'll let you ride the
roller coaster till you throw up.
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Gee, thanks, Dad.
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How you doing there, fella?
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You thirsty? Want a cold brew?
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You want the last sip?
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Obviously a light beer drinker.
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I'm only human.
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Sorry it took so long, Mike.
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Funky couldn't decide what to wear.
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Yeah, women.
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You can't live with them and you can't
live with them.
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Look at that car.
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What a beauty.
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Isn't it, Funky?
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Nice. It's better than nice.
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It's the greatest.
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Okay, you two happy kids. Jump in the
back.
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Henry will ride shotgun.
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You two can be sawed -off shotguns.
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Beer? Yeah, that butt's for you, Henry.
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A little earlier for beer, isn't it,
Mike?
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Sun's up.
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I hit the wiper.
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can jumped right out in front of me.
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Must have had a suicide pact with the
garbage.
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Tell him to jump out there and check for
damage so we can get going.
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You'll be going without us, Mike.
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Funky, get out of the car.
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Okay, Henry.
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What's wrong?
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You've been drinking.
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You'll sure be behind a wheel.
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Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, Henry.
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I had one beer.
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Takes more than one beer to waterlog a
buffalo.
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Henry, come on. Get back in the car.
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We're too good of friends for this kind
of bull.
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Yes, we are good friends.
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And for that reason, I wish you would
get out, too.
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This is ridiculous.
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Come on, Joey. We'll go without him.
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Close the door, please.
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Henry!
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Dad, I'm not going either.
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Mutiny on the Mustang?
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It's just a trash can.
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It's not the trash can, Dad. You've had
too much beer.
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All right, sit down, Joey. I'm not
fooling around.
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I'm sorry, Dad. I don't want to make you
angry, but I'm walking home.
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Okay.
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Let's ease up.
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You want to walk?
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Walk.
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Nothing like an early morning walk with
your son to clear your head.
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You mind if I park here?
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Couldn't be happier about it.
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Henry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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We'll deal with this together.
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Is he going to be okay?
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I think so.
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Mike realizes he needs help.
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He's lucky to have a good friend like
you.
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Hmm.
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Funky.
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You did the right thing coming to me
about this.
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I wish I'd been a little more receptive.
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From now on, I want you to feel
perfectly free to express your opinion
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absolutely anything.
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Really? Of course.
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Then I think there is something that
should be said. What's that?
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Burn those shorts.
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