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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although.
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Hucky, you're supposed to play the
piano, not hurt the piano.
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Henry, this is no fun at all.
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Yes, it is. It's a lot of fun.
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I wanted you to learn the piano, so I
rented this baby as a fun surprise for
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you. Fun is taking me to Disney World.
Fun is getting your picture taken with
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Goofy.
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Learning to play a musical instrument is
something that will last forever.
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A picture of Koofy will last forever.
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Shall we try the little speedboat one
more time, and this time try it lightly?
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Shall we split the difference here?
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C. C.
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C. C what?
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The note.
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Middle C.
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You were playing A.
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A. A natural.
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A natural what?
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We've been through all this. The notes
are named after letters.
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C, D, E, F, G.
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If this is C, then what's this?
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V?
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Oh, that's C, too. There are only eight
notes on the piano.
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Not on this one. I tell them. Just 88
notes.
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No, there aren't. There are 88 keys, 8
notes, and several octaves of those same
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notes.
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Octaves, keys, notes.
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Henry, this is too much for me to
handle.
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Maybe you're right, Punky.
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Maybe we ought to call it quits.
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Does that mean you're sending back the
piano?
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No. I'm bringing in a teacher.
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Well, lucky me.
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What's the matter? You look like you're
going to the dentist.
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Of course, my new piano teacher's coming
today.
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What's she like?
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Like this teacher comes highly
recommended.
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Cheapest lessons in Chicago.
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She's here.
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I bet she's a mean old lady who smells
like lilac water.
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Yeah.
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This is going to be the longest hour of
my life.
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Hi there.
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I'm Tony Glenn.
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Are you the new piano teacher?
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Yep. Come in. Let's get started. We've
only got an hour.
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Hi.
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Hi, I'm Tony.
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You sure?
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Sorry, don't you have something to do?
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Tony, I'm Henry Wannemont, and this is
my daughter, Punky. And this is our
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piano, Wurzler.
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And this is the lesson book we've been
using.
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Little Speedboat?
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In my opinion, that's a little out of
date.
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What do you mean, out of date?
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Little Speedboat is timeless.
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Well, it's just that I find children
respond to a more contemporary approach.
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Punky? Do you like Rick Springfield?
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Cindy Lauper?
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Michael Jackson?
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I love all of them. Can you teach me to
play their stuff?
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You bet.
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Just as soon as you learn a few notes
and a few basic chords.
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Well, I've been down this road before,
so I think I'll wait in the kitchen.
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Good luck.
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You'll need it.
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Okay, Punky, let's get started.
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Can you already tell me a few things?
Like I know, you always start with
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C.
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You can start with middle C if you want
to be boring.
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I like to start with Chuck.
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Chuck's the main man, the guy in the
middle.
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And Chuck has four buddies.
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Dave, Ed, Fred, and Gus.
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D, F, Fred, and Gus?
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Oh, I get it.
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C, D, E, F, and T.
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Okay, now that's hard for them. What
about the girls?
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Girl? What girl?
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The girl down the street.
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Claire, Beth, Ann, Gail, and Fran.
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That's right.
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Scott, Dave, Ann, Fran, Scott.
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Claire, Beth, Ann, Gail, Fran.
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I did it!
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See? Now once you know where your
friends live, there's nothing you can't
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This is great! I thought I hated the
piano, but now I love it.
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Guess I just took the right teacher.
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Come on, let's try it again.
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Okay. Shock.
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Now I'll call out the names, you play
the notes. Go.
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Ed, Ed, Ed.
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Again. Ed, Ed, Ed.
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Ed, Gus, Chuck, Dave, Ed.
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That's Jingle Bells.
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I just played Jingle Bells.
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How did I do?
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Simple. You know where your friends
live.
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Yeah! You see, Punky, to make a song,
all you have to do is visit your friends
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in a certain order.
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And sometimes you visit lots of friends
at the same time.
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Like this.
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Oh, I... Baby waterfall, I am...
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First a boy and then a man, am I?
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And you, you're the heart of it all,
you're the things I
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say and do.
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Am I wasting my time hanging around?
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You would be gone.
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I can't help it Every moment that I
think about you
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Every day and every night without you I
can't survive
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Love Take away the lonely days gone
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by Making every day for you and I Giving
me a chance to go
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on believing
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Girl, you gotta go on believing.
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Oh, I.
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Baby, you're the breath I take.
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Coming from the heart in love.
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Am I.
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And you.
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You're the start of it all. You're the
things I say.
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And do.
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Am I wasting my time.
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Hanging around.
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You would be gone.
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But I can't help it.
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Every moment that I think about you.
Every day and every night without you.
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I can't survive.
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Love, take away the lonely days gone by.
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Making every day for you and I.
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Giving me a chance to help it, help it.
Every moment that I think
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about you. Every day and every night
without you.
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I can't survive.
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I heard from a real person. Thank you.
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I think.
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It's a real pretty song.
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Is it a big hit?
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No, it's something I've been working on.
You wrote it?
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Yeah. You should make a record.
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All my friends would buy it.
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Oh, it's my dream to make a record.
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But the truth is, Punky, I'm not sure my
songs are that good.
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Well, I am.
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You should be a star.
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And you're looking at the Brewster's
gonna make you one.
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Look at that piano, Mrs. Johnson.
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Okay.
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Now, what am I looking at?
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It's a signpost.
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It says, Henry Warniamont is old.
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Out of it, over the hill.
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What? To me, it says Warniton.
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You don't understand.
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I tried to teach Punky to play the
piano, and she hated it.
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Then Tony Glenn came along and got her
all excited about music by discussing
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rock groups.
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In my day, we didn't have a boy George.
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Yes, you did.
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He was chopping down a cherry tree.
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I'm sorry, Henry.
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We're just victims of the generation
gap.
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Jerry has a whole different mango than I
did.
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Now when I tell her she's bad, she
thinks she's good.
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I don't know. Sometimes I think I'm too
old to be Punky's father.
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Don't be silly.
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If she thinks I'm out of it now, when
she's a teenager, she'll think I've
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been in it.
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Oh, don't worry, Henry.
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You're too full of it to never been in
it.
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my new discovery, Mr. Tony Glenn, and
I'm Pinky Brewster.
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Oh, wow.
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You're little.
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Are you like a child or what?
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I'm not a child. I'm eight years old.
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Hey, that's trippy.
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Like, you're not even into double -digit
numbers yet.
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What a totally amazing experience that
must be.
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We'd like to see Mr. Dell, please.
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Oh, far out.
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I'll buzz Mr.
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Dell and tell him that you're here.
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You are here, aren't you?
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Some of us are.
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Yes?
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Sir, a Mr.
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Tony -to -die Glenn is here with his
dynamite little agent, Punky.
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Well, send him in.
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Lonnie Dell.
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Tony Glenn. Pleased to meet you.
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Tony Glenn.
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I like it.
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That's a good handle, and the right name
is very important.
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Mine's Punky Brewster.
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Well, how you doing, Punky? What's
shaking?
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Say, aren't you a little young to be an
agent?
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On the other hand, it means you're
plugged in, and I guess that can't hurt,
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Tony's written a great song, and his
voice is smash -a -roo.
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Well, fantastic -a -roo.
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Seems to me you guys have all the right
ingredients.
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So tell me, what's your hook?
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My what?
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Your hook. I mean, your angle. The thing
you wow them with.
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Do you break your guitar or set your
hair on fire or sing underwater?
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Basically,
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I just write a song and try to sing it
as best I can.
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Oh, talent.
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Well, that's a hook.
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By the way, do you play that thing?
Because you don't have to, you know.
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Sure he plays it. Tony's a music
teacher. Oh, wow.
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I see the video.
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You, a guitar, somewhere.
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I'm psyched, Tony, baby. Come on. Thrill
me.
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Let's go.
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Am I in you?
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You're the heart of it all. You're the
things I say and do.
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Am I wasting my time hanging around?
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You were the God.
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Oh, Tony, Tony, Tony.
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You're dynamite.
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I haven't finished yet.
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You don't have to. You blew me away.
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You moved me.
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You really liked it?
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Liked it?
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Heather, would you please cancel my
recording session with Prince tomorrow?
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I've got a guy here who's red hot.
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You're canceling Prince?
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Prince is yesterday.
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Tony Glenn is today.
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You hear that, Tony? You're today. I
can't believe this.
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I dreamt about it, but I never thought
it would happen.
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Tony Glenn, welcome to the Dell Star
Table.
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We are going to make you a Dell Star
Star.
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I'm talking about full commitment,
promotion, videos, backup singers.
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All I want in return is a full
commitment from you.
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You've got it, Mr. Dell.
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And $2 ,500 cash.
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I beg your pardon?
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Wait a minute. We have to pay you?
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Yeah, it's SOP.
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SOP?
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Yeah, Standard Operating Procedure, kid.
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It's good faith money, you see.
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I'll be investing ten times that amount
just to get the Tony Glenn ball rolling.
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That's a pretty expensive bar.
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Hey, smart kid.
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That's why I need insurance.
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What happens if Tony changes his mind
about being a rock star?
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Oh, no, I give you my word. I wouldn't
change my mind. Oh, Tony, baby, I've
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burned before.
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Once burned, twice shy.
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Hey, that's a pretty good title. I
should give that to Springsteen.
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I don't know, Mr. Dell.
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$2 ,500 is a lot of money.
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Hey, I'll chip in with you. I got $8 in
my piggy bank, and I can hawk my sticker
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collection.
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Now we're talking.
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Mr. Dell, do you really think I have
what it takes to make it?
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I swear on my mother's grave, you are
the best I've ever heard.
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Young lady.
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Did you see a little girl and her music
teacher?
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No, but I can't wait to see Dune.
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Perky.
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Henry, what are you doing here?
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Sherry, tell me what you two are up to.
We've got great news, Mr. Warnemont. Mr.
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Dell wants you to call one of my phone
numbers. Yeah, we're going now to get
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$2 ,500.
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The what?
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You shouldn't be paying him.
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Oh, don't worry. It's S .O .P.
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Standard Operation Proceeding.
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Good fake money.
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Yeah, Mr. Dell thought Tony was the best
he ever heard.
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He doesn't just sign anybody.
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I see.
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Wait here.
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Excuse me.
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Hey. Hi.
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Hello there.
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I'm Lonnie Dell.
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That's right.
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The Lonnie Dell.
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I'm Henry Warnemont.
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How you doing, Henry? Mind if I call you
Hank?
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Yes, very much.
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00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,080
Did you produce those gold records?
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Absolutely. Every record I touch turns
to gold.
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I keep some of them here, some of them
at home, and the rest are on their way
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the new Lonnie Dell Museum.
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That's impressive.
294
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Perhaps I shouldn't have come here
today.
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00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,000
A man of your stature wouldn't be
interested in a song of mine.
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Wait, you write songs?
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Yes, and I sing a little.
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But only in my spare time.
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I earn my living as a photographer.
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00:20:03,890 --> 00:20:10,790
Whoa, wait a minute. I see the video.
You, a camera, somewhere on site, on
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site. Come on, Henry, baby. Thrill me.
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00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:18,510
I have no musical accompaniment. You
don't need any. You've got a hook.
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old. It's different.
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Thank you.
305
00:20:23,930 --> 00:20:27,170
Here's a little something I like to
call...
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Just say cheese.
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I love it. Come on.
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00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:39,900
When you're feeling gloomy, won't you
listen to me? Just say cheese.
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00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:45,260
Be a happy gal or fella under my
umbrella. Just say cheese.
310
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:51,060
And if they start to focus and you're
not in focus, just say cheese.
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Don't say salami. Don't say bananas.
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Don't say minestrone.
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Say cheese, baby.
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Say cheese.
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Henry, Henry, Henry. You're dynamite.
You blew me away.
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You moved me.
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You like it?
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Like it.
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Henry, I'm going to cancel my recording
session with Prince because you are red
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hot. Really?
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00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,520
Exactly how red hot am I?
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Henry.
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By the time I'm finished with you, we're
going to have the whole country saying
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cheese. I'm talking about full
commitment, promotion, videos, other
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All I want from you is every cheese song
you can come up with and $2 ,500 cash.
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00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:49,770
Well, I don't know.
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That's a lot of money.
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Oh, it certainly is. But it's a solid
investment.
329
00:21:55,370 --> 00:21:56,450
And Henry...
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00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:02,340
I swear on my mother's grave, you are
the best I've ever heard.
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00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:12,060
Mr. Dell, you're a crook. Henry, please,
don't listen to them. I don't even know
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00:22:12,060 --> 00:22:13,060
who they are.
333
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,880
That happens to be my daughter and her
music teacher.
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00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:19,160
Punky Tony, baby. Good to see you.
335
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,820
Mr. Dell, you really let us down. You
just lie to people and take their money.
336
00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,390
That hurts.
337
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:30,150
Sure, I've taken people's money, but I'm
not a liar.
338
00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:35,230
I swear on my mother's grave, I've never
told a lie in my life.
339
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,270
Mr. Dell, your mother's on the phone.
340
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:42,870
Your mother?
341
00:22:43,670 --> 00:22:44,670
That's awful.
342
00:22:44,730 --> 00:22:47,610
They've buried the wrong woman. I've got
to run.
343
00:22:51,610 --> 00:22:52,610
What a fraud.
344
00:22:53,390 --> 00:22:54,510
What a lowlife.
345
00:22:54,970 --> 00:22:55,970
What a disappointment.
346
00:22:56,790 --> 00:22:59,770
Hey, thanks a lot, Mr. Warnerman. You
just saved me an awful lot of money.
347
00:23:00,150 --> 00:23:01,590
You don't have to thank me, Tony.
348
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:07,190
However, if you were to offer ten free
piano lessons for Punky, you've got it.
349
00:23:08,290 --> 00:23:10,270
Way to go, Henry. You were great.
350
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:15,350
I wasn't so bad for a guy who's old and
out of it.
351
00:23:15,670 --> 00:23:20,750
Henry, you're not old and out of it.
You're the smartest, most with it guy I
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00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:21,750
know.
353
00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,090
Thanks, Punky.
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00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:24,310
Hey, you know what?
355
00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:26,220
Really love the song, Henry, baby.
356
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:29,200
Don't say salami. Don't say bananas.
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00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:34,100
Don't say menastroni. Say cheese, baby.
Say cheese.
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