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Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.
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Don't know.
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Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.
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Although you...
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I love what you've done with the place.
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I'm trying to find my.
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Your what?
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Not my wife, my mom.
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Are you dull?
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Mikey, couldn't you have given her a
decent name?
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She does have a decent name. Her name is
my.
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My is not a name.
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Betsy Wetsy is a name.
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Henry, she was the first doll I ever
had. And I wanted everybody to know she
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mine. So I called her mine.
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Fascinating. Now, into bed.
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I can't sleep without mine. She needs me
to hug her at night.
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I'm sure you'll both survive.
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Now hop in.
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Wait a minute.
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Here's your doll.
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At least most of it.
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Mom, I have lost your head again.
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Henry, we have to find it.
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Look.
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Dog germs.
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Henry, looks like you're going to have
to put it on my head again.
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Punky, this doll has had it. She's been
to the Dolly Hospital. She's had four
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major head glues.
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I think the kindest thing is to pull the
plug and send her to the Dolly Funeral
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Home.
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Don't say that. You'll hurt her
feelings.
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The doll has no...
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Maybe next week.
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Henry, how would you like if your head
fell off and the doctor said, Sorry, I
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don't have time to put it on right now.
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Maybe next week.
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I'd understand how busy he was, and I'd
bring my head back a week later.
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Henry.
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All right.
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I'll fix it tomorrow.
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And I'll leave it right here on the
recovery couch.
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Together with my...
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Why don't you buy Punky some new toys?
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I did.
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I got her that wonderful encyclopedia.
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And all the hours she spent playing with
it.
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Well, maybe I could buy her a new doll.
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Oh, she'd love it, Henry. And I'd be
amazed.
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Why is that?
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Because you're the cheapest man I know.
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The last time you took a dollar bill out
of your wallet, it crumbled when it hit
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the light.
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She won't even miss this beat up old
thing.
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Wait for me up there.
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Okay. And stop running.
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Okay.
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First determine whether your current is
AC or DC.
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Washington, it must be AC.
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Have you seen my doll?
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Oh, yeah.
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Mr. Warnemont took care of her this
morning.
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Good. Why did he leave her on the couch?
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Because he threw her down the trash
chute.
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What?
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Come on, let's go down to the basement
and get her. No, wait.
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It's too late. They already picked up
today's trash.
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I swear that man belongs in the Bonehead
Hall of Fame.
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Boy, some doctor he is.
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I think it's time that me and Henry have
a little talk.
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There's no doubt about it. Henry is knee
-deep in band...
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Congratulations.
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Do you take pictures of children?
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Children, adults, dogs, parrots, goats,
geraniums. If it breathes, I'll shoot
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it.
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Good.
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I'd like to ask you about photographing
my children.
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How many do you have?
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432.
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Have you considered separate beds?
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Third Street Elementary School?
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I'd like you to give me some estimates
about photographing my students.
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Well, let's see.
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on merit.
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My merit as a photographer speaks for
itself.
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Not bad.
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But our previous photographer, Joe
Kluger, was good, too.
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Unfortunately, he was cranky, a very
grumpy man.
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What I'm looking for is somebody who's
really great with kids.
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Well, fortunately, you've come to the
right man.
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I'm known as Mr.
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Warmth, Mr. Kindness.
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Mr. Uncle Henry.
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Ask anyone.
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You know how some people have a way with
animals.
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Dogs come to them. Birds land on their
shoulder. Well, I'm that way with
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children. I can walk down the street and
half a dozen wee tykes will surround
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me. Or else they'll run alongside the
car and say, please stop and play with
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Mr. Uncle Henry.
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It's a knack.
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I guess I was born with it. In fact... I
have an eight -year -old daughter
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myself who thinks the sun rises and sets
on me.
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Henry.
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Why, here she is now.
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What can I do for you, honey?
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You killed my best friend.
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I made a mistake.
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This is not my daughter.
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I never saw her in my life.
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Why are you so angry? What did Mr. Uncle
Henry do?
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He took my favorite doll and stuffed her
down the trash chute.
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You threw away her favorite doll?
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No.
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Yes.
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But let me explain.
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I think I've heard quite enough.
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Miss Miller.
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Who will take your school pictures?
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Joe Kluger. He may be cranky, but at
least he's never snuffed a doll.
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Please, wait. I haven't told you how
much I like your shoes.
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How could you do this? You just blew a
$5 ,000 account.
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And you broke my heart.
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A broken heart is one thing, but $5 ,000
is a... Massive coronary.
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Who told you about this?
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Someone who remained nameless.
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Was it a tall, skinny idiot?
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No, it wasn't any.
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I'll kill him.
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Sure, why not? You're getting good at
it. Funny.
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There was a very good reason why I threw
away your doll.
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I knew you wouldn't need it anymore.
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As soon as you saw...
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And that's not all.
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This doll speaks five languages.
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Bonjour. Buenos dias.
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Shalom.
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Isn't she great?
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Are you kidding? I can't understand a
word that doll says.
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No problem.
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They've thought of everything.
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Wilma comes with her own teeny weeny
foreign...
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Body's on that.
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Mrs. Johnson.
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Thanks for watching, Punky. I'm sorry I
woke you up.
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Oh, I wasn't sleeping.
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I was just reading this article on
eyelid care.
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It says you should keep your eyes closed
whenever possible.
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That way, they last longer.
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Right now, the only thing my eyelids
need is sleep.
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So how'd it go at the dump?
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It was an olfactory nightmare.
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Imagine... searching for one little doll
and its head in the mountain of refuge
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of this great metropolis as the stench
engulfed me.
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I found myself grateful for one thing.
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What's that?
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That this is the Windy City.
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Did you find Funky's doll?
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Right here.
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Oh, good.
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I know it was rough, Henry.
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But you did the right thing.
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Thank you.
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Come on, honey. Wake up. It's time to go
to sleep.
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I've been out at the dump.
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Did you have to bring it down with you?
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I was looking for your doll.
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Your? Yes.
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And I found it.
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You did?
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I sure did.
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But her head was still loose.
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So I took her to the finest...
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Dolly plastic surgeon in the world. The
one that fixed up Ken and Bobby when
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they had their yachting accident.
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Where is she?
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Right in here.
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Straight from the recovery room. And
we're going to be the first ones to see
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her.
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I'll take the bandages off so we can see
what a good job he did.
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He put her head back on perfectly.
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Look, the pitch is in evenly with gar.
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That's not my.
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Sure it is. Sure it is. How are you, my?
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She said fine.
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No, she didn't. She said that she just
came back from the toy store.
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No, she didn't.
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This is my.
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Just before the operation, Mai looked up
at me and said, Henry?
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as I could, but I just couldn't find
her.
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So I went to every toy store in town
that was open, and finally I found a
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that was exactly the same kind as my,
and I thought that you'd like her just
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much. She may look the same, but she's
just not mine.
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Why is that beat -up old doll so
important to you?
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Because my mom gave her to me.
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I'm sorry I threw away your doll.
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If I could undo it, I would, but I
can't.
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I just hope that someday you'll forgive
me.
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Here.
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Yes? I just hope you'll forgive me.
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For what, dear?
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Throwing your favorite pipe down the
trash chute.
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I forgive you.
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We'll name you after the person who
found you.
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Henry.
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What did you say?
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Oh, okay.
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Henrietta.
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Brandon, I want you to meet my new dog.
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Henrietta. Henrietta, this is Brandon.
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Brandon, this is Henrietta.
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Bye.
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