Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:09,490 --> 00:00:16,290
Yeah, yeah, so you said that you like
the drink and you're still drinking
2
00:00:16,390 --> 00:00:22,650
Yeah, yeah. Top form, brother. Top form.
I was talking to Red the other week
3
00:00:22,650 --> 00:00:23,990
when we were in London.
4
00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:28,010
So we're saying we both enjoy London.
All of it. It's better than anywhere
5
00:00:28,010 --> 00:00:31,030
in the world, isn't it? Oh, yeah, yeah,
well, all of England is, you know.
6
00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:36,030
It's so compact, you can get everywhere
and see everything, whatever you want.
7
00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:39,850
So, you know, you haven't got to travel
too far, have you? Some of these other
8
00:00:39,850 --> 00:00:44,590
countries, like France, America, it's a
terrible place. Oh, America, it's so
9
00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:48,070
big, isn't it? I don't know, there's no
way you can do it in a day. We can do
10
00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,250
what we like in a day here.
11
00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:52,590
Yeah, and, you know, we have sports and
things like that. Look at the variety
12
00:00:52,590 --> 00:00:56,840
you've got. All they've got in America
is... and this American football arc.
13
00:00:57,060 --> 00:00:59,880
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't knock
American football.
14
00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,040
The Super Bowl is like the American
holiday for sports.
15
00:01:03,780 --> 00:01:06,880
Lots of beer, lots of parties.
16
00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,060
Don't knock American sports. Be party to
the sports.
17
00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,420
Your football is crazy.
18
00:01:13,720 --> 00:01:17,740
I mean, they run around like mad things
and don't get anywhere. But they were
19
00:01:17,740 --> 00:01:19,540
here, unlike rugby, yeah?
20
00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,890
I think the phrase is rubbish.
21
00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:24,330
Oh, I don't know. Rubby is rubbish.
22
00:01:24,570 --> 00:01:26,850
American football is amazing.
23
00:01:27,290 --> 00:01:29,190
I said the thing is rubbish.
24
00:01:29,650 --> 00:01:30,890
Absolute rubbish. What do you think?
25
00:01:31,290 --> 00:01:32,149
No, no.
26
00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:36,910
I'm easy going. I am. Anyway, you didn't
tell us this was an American girl. You
27
00:01:36,910 --> 00:01:39,990
said it was an American bar, but you
didn't say it was an American girl in
28
00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:41,550
Hi, I'm American.
29
00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:43,110
You're American.
30
00:01:44,470 --> 00:01:49,110
Yeah, I mean, you guys in America, you
can't talk properly. You have to have a
31
00:01:49,110 --> 00:01:49,818
chewing gum.
32
00:01:49,820 --> 00:01:51,700
That's not, that's not. See, do I have
any chewing gum?
33
00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:53,780
No chewing gum.
34
00:01:54,020 --> 00:01:55,020
Yeah, she's got you there.
35
00:01:55,900 --> 00:02:00,000
Not all Americans chew chewing gum. At
least we can re -elect a president and
36
00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,400
not have the same government in over
hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of
37
00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,600
years. If you don't like them, leave
both the motherfucker out.
38
00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:10,620
Really? Well, that's not fair, is it? We
get stuck with what we've got.
39
00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,599
That's right.
40
00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,360
I still think the place is a dump.
41
00:02:13,660 --> 00:02:14,660
Yeah, yeah.
42
00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:16,800
Fair enough. Britain is going to be.
43
00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,480
We think it's tip -tops, but we've got a
pretty narrow way of life, haven't we?
44
00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,520
A pretty narrow view.
45
00:02:21,620 --> 00:02:23,780
You think of all the different peoples
in America.
46
00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:27,600
350 million of them, and they're
different languages.
47
00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:32,100
What about the real thing? She's doing
the show, but what about a bit of SEX?
48
00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:34,300
Do you think they know anything about
that?
49
00:02:34,900 --> 00:02:39,540
I don't think they come anywhere near
our sound. Oh,
50
00:02:40,340 --> 00:02:43,080
please. I have hoes in different area
codes.
51
00:02:45,020 --> 00:02:48,980
I know a lot about sex. Americans are
really good at sex.
52
00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:52,980
You really think so? I don't think so. I
know so.
53
00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:56,280
Yeah, well, we bought some proof of
this, didn't we, really? It's all very
54
00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:02,760
said. No, American dicks, they're
bigger, they're stronger, and they pound
55
00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,480
lot more, like, stronger.
56
00:03:04,820 --> 00:03:06,800
Well, we heard it. Haven't we heard this
before?
57
00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:10,320
Pounding sounds all right, but we're
talking about real sex. It's the English
58
00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,140
people. Girls and guys.
59
00:03:12,420 --> 00:03:16,260
I mean, I think we're number one. Oh,
yeah, no question about it. No, no, no,
60
00:03:16,260 --> 00:03:18,820
no, no, no. You've had a limited
education,
61
00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:20,840
I think.
62
00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:27,460
Have you ever seen any English dicks and
penises? Have
63
00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:30,340
you seen any? Big, small, long.
64
00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,760
What's your experience of this?
65
00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,180
What? What?
66
00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:39,780
English? Having a go at us there, isn't
she? Is that? No, that's Garth. That's
67
00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:41,860
Nick. That's Nick, yes. No, that's Lane.
68
00:03:42,460 --> 00:03:45,680
Lane? No, how many is she saying?
Nothing.
69
00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,120
Who are you? You seem to be one like
that. The width was like, the girth was
70
00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,120
like this.
71
00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:57,360
I had to ask him on like, is it in yet?
And then he was there like, mortified.
72
00:03:57,460 --> 00:04:00,390
And I'm just like... Like, what, dude?
You have a small dick.
73
00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:01,690
That's not my problem.
74
00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:07,410
We've got to go into more detail. We
have got to really find out how good you
75
00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:10,990
think you are. Well, we've got one thing
over on them, though. We know what
76
00:04:10,990 --> 00:04:15,010
British girls are the tops at, don't we,
really? And a completely American
77
00:04:15,010 --> 00:04:16,190
girl's hand down.
78
00:04:16,649 --> 00:04:20,670
Yes. We know this for certain. Yeah,
come on.
79
00:04:21,230 --> 00:04:24,110
That's the difference. We know for
certain. It's the blowjob.
80
00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,770
Now, how are American girls doing with
that?
81
00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:30,370
I bet you've never done it before in
your life, have you? Oh, definitely.
82
00:04:31,490 --> 00:04:35,530
Really? Yeah, I know. I deep -throat it.
I suck the ball of everything.
83
00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:38,670
Oh, yeah, really? I do my wrists like
this.
84
00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,310
I didn't think she was young enough.
85
00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:41,669
Old enough.
86
00:04:41,670 --> 00:04:44,950
I lost my virginity when I was 15.
87
00:04:45,550 --> 00:04:49,190
Oh, yeah, that's a bit strong, isn't it?
There, there, but still you... You
88
00:04:49,190 --> 00:04:50,330
think you've had some experience?
89
00:04:50,810 --> 00:04:51,930
Americans get the best blowjob.
90
00:04:52,950 --> 00:04:56,410
No, no, no, no, no. You're totally
wrong. You can get the best blowjob
91
00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:58,470
There's no way. There is a way, yes.
92
00:05:00,130 --> 00:05:01,130
Bullshit.
93
00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,069
That's rubbish.
94
00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:03,469
That's rubbish.
95
00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,169
Here we go.
96
00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,290
Americans get the best blowjob. Prove
it. Prove it.
97
00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:07,610
You have to take out your dick.
98
00:05:07,970 --> 00:05:08,970
What?
99
00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:11,110
Did I stutter?
100
00:05:11,550 --> 00:05:13,870
Yeah. You have to take out your dick.
101
00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:18,320
Okay. Okay. You're going to have some of
that. You asked for it. Yes. Do it.
102
00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:21,980
I'm going to suck it that American way.
No, that's not right. Come on. You'll be
103
00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:24,360
eating stars and stripes. Move your
heart.
104
00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:26,640
I'm done with you.
105
00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:31,340
You'll be eating stars and stripes.
Yeah, that's it.
106
00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,440
Come on. Here we go. Here we go. We're
ready.
107
00:05:34,910 --> 00:05:39,530
That's it, right. We get our show. Oh,
that's it, Americans and their big
108
00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:42,230
Bloody Americans and their dicks. Let's
try this then. Yeah, that's it, right.
109
00:05:42,290 --> 00:05:43,550
Here we go. Try this for one.
110
00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:45,590
Yeah, that's right. Try this for another
one.
111
00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:46,830
Here we go.
112
00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:48,070
See what you can do.
113
00:05:48,650 --> 00:05:50,270
Oh, that's it, right. Here we go.
114
00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:54,930
Yeah, that's it, yeah. Come on, that's
right. There we are. Come on then, get
115
00:05:54,930 --> 00:05:55,930
on.
116
00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:58,650
That's it, on the job. That's it. Just
shows how good you are.
117
00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:02,590
That's it, he's standing up there. Let's
see what an American can do with a
118
00:06:02,590 --> 00:06:03,850
dick, an English dick.
119
00:06:13,310 --> 00:06:14,390
Come on then.
120
00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:20,330
That's it, come on, there we go, yeah,
that's it.
121
00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:25,870
Yeah, that's, oh, that's right, give it
some air, come on, that's it, that's it,
122
00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,930
let's see what you do with that magic
stud.
123
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,479
That's it.
124
00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:32,180
Oh, yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah.
125
00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:33,759
Oh,
126
00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,600
come on, that's it. Oh, she's getting
better. You've got to try harder than
127
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:42,120
that. Yeah, that's it. Oh, just suck it.
You don't need to wink.
128
00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:44,160
Just suck it. Go on.
129
00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:45,840
Oh.
130
00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:50,220
That's it, couple of girls she's given
it a try, but mine was pretty good
131
00:06:50,220 --> 00:06:53,300
actually, I've got to give her that, you
know, that's it. What was yours like?
132
00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,340
She's a bit better, yeah, she's alright.
133
00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:58,360
That's right, get a bit of work done.
You're doing pretty good. Yeah, very
134
00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,319
willing, you know.
135
00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:01,460
We could be wrong, we could be wrong.
That's it.
136
00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,470
Yeah. But she's better.
137
00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:07,870
No, I don't know. I think she's going to
be proved right. Yes, that's what I
138
00:07:07,870 --> 00:07:09,610
said. She's leading us to it, yeah.
139
00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:11,310
She's sucking it right there.
140
00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:13,310
She's doing that, though.
141
00:07:14,450 --> 00:07:17,630
Good old America.
142
00:07:18,570 --> 00:07:20,250
So what do you think about Americans
now?
143
00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:24,390
Good old America. Well done. Well, you
know what, guys?
144
00:07:24,730 --> 00:07:28,090
I'm getting a little horny now. The one
of you is going to have to fuck me.
145
00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:35,170
You're gonna catch fives in his mouth.
146
00:08:03,420 --> 00:08:05,880
You'll get it. Yes, you're going to get
it. The best there is.
147
00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,220
Well, I only want one.
148
00:08:08,580 --> 00:08:12,520
My vagina can't take two at the same
time. But the other one can come back
149
00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:13,520
tomorrow.
150
00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:18,220
Right. Right. So if it's one of them,
who's it going to be then? I reckon we
151
00:08:18,220 --> 00:08:19,220
ought to toss a coin.
152
00:08:19,340 --> 00:08:23,320
Yeah, yeah. I've got a coin. Yeah, yeah.
I'm happy with it. Okay, yeah. Here we
153
00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,580
go. Ed's, I'll go. Ed's, you're going to
go. Right.
154
00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,760
Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is.
155
00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:33,429
What is it? It's Ed's. It's Ed. Yeah.
You've got it. Oh, no. No, that's it.
156
00:08:33,470 --> 00:08:37,049
well, I can wait till tomorrow. She's
worth waiting for, isn't she? Okay,
157
00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,490
It's me. Yeah, yeah, great.
158
00:08:39,030 --> 00:08:40,390
Off you go, then, right?
159
00:08:40,630 --> 00:08:42,890
Yeah. I'll see you in a minute. And I'll
see you later.
160
00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:28,260
I want that chicken on a plate too.
161
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:01,759
What's this?
162
00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,860
True American quality.
163
00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,500
Oh, keep on going.
164
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,920
Oh, good.
165
00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:12,860
Oh.
166
00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:14,760
That's better.
167
00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,600
Yeah.
168
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,460
Do you like it?
169
00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:25,400
Do you need to go to the cock? Mm -hmm.
170
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,770
Good quality English dick. I wanted my
pussy.
171
00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:39,650
I
172
00:10:39,650 --> 00:10:50,590
must
173
00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:54,910
have been wrong about him when I think
of this.
174
00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:06,720
I don't like those balls.
175
00:11:51,740 --> 00:11:53,140
Ah!
176
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840
I'm going to be miserable.
177
00:12:10,740 --> 00:12:15,540
Oh, oh, oh, yeah.
178
00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:25,620
How about right there?
179
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,340
You'll find me right there.
180
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,620
oh yeah
181
00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:57,620
go
182
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,820
Right? I'll show you.
183
00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:05,040
Oh my god.
184
00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:30,250
oh oh
185
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,110
mm -hmm
186
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:24,290
What do you think about American Girls?
187
00:21:25,570 --> 00:21:26,570
You win.
188
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:28,520
Damn straight I do. You win.
189
00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:30,520
God bless America.
190
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,900
God bless the Queen.
14580
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof