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Last week on Road to Avonlea.

Sarah Stanley, how dare you humiliate me in there? You are a horrible old woman.

You don't have an ounce of respect for my feelings.

Connor, did you see that dress? You got damn problems. You two look like

sisters. You think so? Sarah, you can't. To which places?

Sarah Stanley.

Let me come with you.

This is wrong! Right, Sarah!

Joan Pitts.

I've got a score to settle with you.

Where do you think you're going, huh?

Let me go.

Buck. Take your hands off. Buck. Come on, come here.

Trying to give us the slip.

Don't play games with us, Joe Pitts. I want it back, Joe.

Every penny.

But I never stole anything.

And I am not Joe Pitts.

I am Sarah Stanley, and I ran away. It's the truth.

Now, why won't you believe me?

I don't know who you are or what you're talking about.

You remember me now, Jill Pitts?

Give me my money!

I'm not who you think I am. You're making Buck real mad.

Yeah. You're gonna pay back what you stole from me.

You're gonna pick every pocket on the wharf, you hear me?

Pockets? Do you hear me?

Yes, I hear you.

And you're gonna turn every dime of it over to me, understood?

I bet she's got a stash hit on her right now.

Abel will be glad to see that.

Right. We'll board up that window. Good this time.

my son.

You got to keep your strength up.

Now,

is

that how you treats your old man?

And you not seeing me for such a long while?

I wouldn't come to you if you withdrawn your dying breath.

in flesh and blood.

Well, you almost got your wish when I fell off in that lighthouse at Avonlea

the briny.

But I tricked you again. I come back.

Here, look.

See? A crane. He left me a souvenir. Pretty, ain't it?

It's vengeance, I swore, and it's vengeance I'll get.

You leads me to Ezekiel Crane and the treasure what he's got hidden.

I ain't leading you no place.

Cotton Crane's a friend of mine, and I ain't betraying him for the likes of

All right.

You'll tell me where he's hiding.

Because if you don't tell me, you won't tell nobody.

It's the strangest thing. First my silver sugar tongs went missing, then

bowl. I know I left them right on the table after supper.

My watch was pinned to my jacket. Now it's missing as well. I hear tell that

Rachel Lynn's double damas tablecloth just disappeared off the clothesline.

She's madder than a wet hen.

Well, we're not safe in our beds.

Never thought I'd see today we'd have to lock our doors in Avonlea.

Sarah. Quick, say hello. It's Aunt Olivia. Hello,

Aunt Olivia.

So many answers.

Can't keep them straight.

Well, you don't have that many, Sarah.

No, she's just joking, Aunt Olivia.

She was.

Oh, don't give it a thought, Olivia.

Felix is always telling bad jokes. Hey, Felicity.

The worst.

And he isn't the least bit funny. You just have to grin and bear it until they

grow out of it. Come on.

We are all weak vessels.

We encounter various trials as we travel the road of our lives.

We fall into the valley of temptation and we are sorely pried.

James... Don't he ever stop? My bum's getting... I am being tempted by God.

Each and every one of us is tempted by his or her own lust.

Give me one more poke in the ribs and I'm going to felt you one.

Death.

Not the death of our bodies.

But the death of that which is far more important.

The death of our souls.

I don't know what's gotten into that girl.

Oh, they all go through it, believe me.

Where is Sarah anyway?

I'll find her.

Excuse me.

Put it back, Joe.

Bye.

You at Slowing Circle. Bye.

Hello. Felix!

Janet.

I don't know how this happened, but with Felix's health, the money from the

collection plate has ended up in the children's possession.

I beg your pardon, but what do you mean with Felix's help?

You don't think Sarah thought it up on her own, do you?

Well, if she's so disobedient as you say she is, then... Yes, I do.

Return this money to Reverend Leonard.

Go on, now. Both of you. Go on.

In my opinion, Janet King, Felix is a bad influence on Sarah.

I think it best they don't play together anymore.

Well, I think it's the other way around.

I think Sarah eggs him on, but if that's the way you feel, it shoots me fine.

Sarah, Felix.

Sarah, come on, let's go. We're not staying there. We're not wanted.

Quit dragging your feet.

Come on. The boss wants us. Let me go.

Buck Hogan. And Joe Pitt.

Found her.

You should have kept running, Joe Pitts.

Friends what runs from us ain't friends no more.

She brung you this to make up for lost time.

That all of it? For starters.

Ain't that right, Joe?

Speak up. The boss has been talking to you.

Yes, sir.

I'm sorry, sir.

Sir, is it?

So, you learned respect for your elders since you flew the coop. I

likes respect.

You runs away from us again and you'll wind up in the boneyard.

Now, get her out of my sight and don't come back till she's paid in full.

What you doing with that cat?

What's she to you?

I got a score to settle with her.

Oh, you don't say. And I got a score to settle with that thief, Captain Crane.

Captain Crane ain't no thief.

Now, you ain't seen none of that treasure, have you, boy?

Now, why don't you tell me where he is?

I want what's mine, Pa.

And I want that kid.

Where is he?

Crane won't talk to nobody but me.

And you know that.

Captain Crane's in Jamaica.

Jamaica.

And don't you give me no trouble, boy.

None, Pa.

Never in the entire history of the King's family has there been a thief.

Say, Hedy, I don't know where you caught me red -handed.

I know it don't look good, but I, uh... It doesn't look good.

That's right. Don't look good.

Thing is, you're right.

Whatever way you're thinking.

Well, that's just it.

I can't really hardly think at all. It hurts so much.

What hurts, child?

My head and all.

Your head?

Inside. Hurt some fierce.

Oh, good Lord.

You really aren't well, then.

You sick?

Oh, yeah, sick.

Sick as a dog.

I've been too hard on you.

You've been hard as nails.

Oh, Sarah, dear.

Maybe too late, you know.

I'm bound for the River Jordan.

I'm damaged straight through and out the bottom.

That's what the voices tell me.

Voices?

Voices. Do you want some time ahead?

Don't you ever hear no voices?

No. Oh, Lord.

Oh, you poor dear child.

How long have you been hearing these voices?

Since I had the fever.

I must have pushed you too hard.

I must have.

Oh, Sarah dear.

Can you ever forgive me?

Sure. I forgive you.

So, uh, what's for supper?

Whatever your heart desires, my dear.

I'll have cake.

Cake?

Can I take the... Of course you can have cake.

I'll make it right away.

Now, you just sit there and rest quietly.

Don't you worry about a thing. I'll just make a cake.

Chocolate.

Felix,

I want the truth. Who took that money? Was it you?

No, it wasn't me.

Well, if it wasn't you, it wasn't Sarah.

It wasn't exactly Sarah.

Well, who was it then?

I'm speaking to you, young man.

I never... Until I hear the truth, Felix King, it's bread and milk for supper

for you.

cold and give his eyes deep, lay his hands on him.

What do you think you're doing, young lady?

I'm cleaning the silver.

Isn't it in the middle of the night?

Sir, the voice made me do it.

I'm laying in bed, mouth snuggled up tight, and all of a sudden I hear, get

and clean the silver.

Get up and clean it.

Crazy dumb witzes.

Now, now, Sarah.

Don't excite yourself now.

Just leave the silver where it is, dear.

Go on to bed.

Go on.

Bye.

Kevin, you're here.

Kathy, are you all right?

What on earth is going on up there?

Sarah, she's just having a, having a, having a fit.

I had to lock her in a room last night. She got up to polish the silver.

Well? At midnight.

That's just plain crazy.

She's demented.

Here's the voices.

Voices?

Sounds like she's turned into a raving lunatic.

We do.

There's never been a hint of lunacy in the King family.

There has not.

This is terrible.

It's a disaster.

Now what?

I don't know, but let's not wait to find out.

Remember, careful.

Don't be too hard on a child not right in the head. Remember.

Olivia.

Oh, my goodness. Look at this mess.

Oh, no.

Well, she can't get far.

Oh, pardon me.

I'm sorry. I'm quick.

We should have something terrible.

Go, Pitts.

Go earn your cake before I strangle you myself.

He jumped right out in front of me.

Look at my apples.

Finally gotcha.

Joe Pets.

What are we going to do? We keep her in there forever?

Why not?

Let me out!

Why don't we put her in a room and take turns watching her, a vigil night and

day? And hot bath.

A hot bath followed by ice cold. Or is it cold followed by hot? Or how about a

big dose of castor oil to clean her out?

Or, oh, Hattie, that tonic. The one twice a day settles the nerves. Oh, no,

ladies, we're deluding ourselves.

Tonic won't settle that child down. She's a rape.

and a specialist from the city.

Special? I don't believe in specialists.

I tell you what's wrong with your right nostril. No, nothing about the left. No,

not a specialist. No, no, no, not that kind of specialist. I mean one of those

newfangled head doctors who've talked some sense into her. Oh, Janet, she'll

talk wings around any specialist.

There's only really one thing we can do.

All this private between us.

And there is our niece. We owe that much to her celebrity.

made up my mind.

I've got the letter out of the bed. Oh, no. No choice.

From now on, we handle Sarah Stanley with kindness and... Betty, what if it

doesn't work?

I am still the eldest, Olivia, and what I say still goes.

From now on...

Here's where you'll both stay under lock and key till we're safe and sound in

Jamaica. When the wind blows off there, Captain.

Good.

I'm sorry, Sarah.

Are you all right?

Yes, but I don't understand.

I had to get you away from them.

But it looks like I got us into bigger trouble.

This has gone from bad to worse.

Running away was a pretty silly thing to do.

I should have never let you. It wasn't your fault.

Yeah.

Sarah.

Do you think you could squeeze through here?

I don't know. Let me try.

Now, if you get out there, you keep going, you hear me?

What about you?

Don't you worry about me. I'll be okay.

The hospital needs me for a while.

We'll be all right.

Don't worry. The doc's right there.

You be careful.

Go, don't worry.

Move away.

Hurry.

No, that... Hurry. Maybe we'll catch a knife. Come on.

You all right?

Here.

Let's get another chili.

I'll get it.

I thought that lady looked so good.

Excuse me, Sarah?

After you finish your breakfast... Oh, I'm not rushing you now, of course.

No, no, I mean, you take as long as you wish, you know.

I just wondered if perhaps you might like to...

Tidier room?

No.

Oh, fine, fine, fine.

Oh, it's absolutely fine.

Don't get upset now.

Not that you have to do anything.

Just sit there and twiddle your thumbs, if that's what you want.

Hey, old man, hey.

Won't you say we go on a picnic?

Maybe.

Of course.

Oh, wonderful.

Who would you like to invite, Sarah?

Felicity? No, no.

Just me and you.

Oh, what a lovely idea.

You and I on a picnic.

Oh, Sarah, I do believe you're on the men and girls.

My, my.

I'd say this is the nicest time we've spent together in days.

Um, pickled pink, you suggested.

It's better than a bloody kick in the bum, ain't it?

Sarah?

The island's over there, dear. On the other side.

No, it ain't.

It's over there. Can't you see it?

Sparkling like a beautiful jewel on the water.

Oh, yes, of course, dear.

Now, what do you say if we have our picnic in China?

Wherever you like, of course.

But, you know, Hera, I do think you might try rowing a

little to the left.

Isn't that a nice idea?

Nope.

Uh, Sarah?

Ain't you having a good time now at Hattie's?

I know.

What if I roll for a while?

I kind of like rolling.

But if you really want to at Hattie's.

Oh, I do. I do, dear. I really do.

We have to trade places, you know.

Yes. Right.

Oh.

Don't do that.

Don't do that, Harry.

Don't do that.

Don't do that.

told us they locked you in the outhouse yesterday?

Yeah, a bunch of old hags, a lot of them.

Look, Joe, I think this whole thing has gone too far.

I mean, you've got everyone thinking Sarah's crazy and Aunt Hattie's in a

tizzy. You don't have to worry about her no more.

How come?

I just drowned the old fat.

Oh, dear, she hasn't been herself for days.

Well, is she?

Hold her.

Have her committed.

Have myself committed.

I

hope

we'll leave quite halfway to Jamaica by now.

Thank you kindly.

Appreciate it.

I never thought I'd see Avonlea again.

Come with me?

Nope.

After leaving a pickpocket with your Aunt Hattie, you're going to have to

yourself.

I know.

I don't have the brains God gave geese.

Me neither, I guess.

Should have never let you come with me.

Guess we've both been kind of stupid.

Thanks, Gus Pike.

Aunt Hattie?

Aunt Hattie, where are you?

All right.

I'll get you warm and dry it off. Close the door, darling. There we go.

Aunt Hattie!

Aunt Janet, Felix.

So nice to see you.

No, no. Don't let her near me.

Sarah. No, don't get her worked up. She could be dangerous.

We just stumbled across Aunt Hattie dripping wet.

Can you imagine such a thing?

I don't know what you're talking about.

What has happened to the house?

Who made this mess?

Poor Aunt Hattie.

Gracious providence.

It looks like a tornado struck.

Aunt Hattie, you poor dear, let me get you a blanket.

Get away from me.

Let her get away from me. She's up to something. If you don't pipe down, I'm

going to have a conniption fit.

Don't get excited.

Aunt Hattie's upset.

You're upset.

Well, we're all upset.

So we'll just stand here calmly and quietly

while I decide what to do.

But Aunt Janet, this is all a misunderstanding.

I... Don't take it the wrong way, dearest.

But you have lost your mind.

Cecil!

Are you Sarah or not?

Felix!

Sarah! Sarah Stanley!

Thought she was going home.

I am going home. This is your present for my Aunt Hattie.

You ain't Sarah.

Oh!

You're Joe Pitts, ain't you? You little... Go!

Let me go!

Get your bleeding hands off me! Let me go!

You see, you thought she was me.

Who? The girl who looks like me. And who might that be, Sarah?

See, she was pretending to be me, but she didn't tell me who she really was.

Sarah, if you would just sit down, perhaps... Don't make her nervous,

Lord knows what she'll do.

That's just the point, Aunt Hetty.

I'm not nervous.

Now, anyone would be confused if they thought I was someone else, but I wasn't

here. And over there, they all thought I was someone else, too.

I told you we should get a specialist down here. They know what to do with

cases. If you would just let me finish, Aunt Janet, I could explain everything.

You see, the other girl... We know, dear.

They're both you.

No, no, no. You just think they're both me, but they're not.

Although she's very dangerous. She never told me. Oh, make her stop. Make her

stop. I can't stand it.

Go! Easy.

Oh, that does it.

Now I see two of them.

Must be a nightmare.

What's going on here?

Who are you? I'm me, Aunt Janet.

Who are you?

That there is Jo Pet.

She's the one that stole Sarah's dress.

I never stole nothing. I got it from the poor box. I ain't stealing.

Felix and I met her one day.

And what exactly would you know about all this, Felix King?

It wasn't really my idea.

Joe and I decided to trade places for a few days.

What? I wanted to get back at you, Aunt Hattie.

I didn't know what else to do. You were always at me.

Oh, good Lord.

Do you have any idea how dangerous all that was, Sarah?

My, my.

Buck and rat and Abe Pike.

My head's bursting from all this.

I missed you so much, Aunt Hetty.

I'm truly sorry I caused so much trouble.

Well, I miss that old Sarah more than I can tell you.

Oh, and I am very grateful to you.

Spike for bringing you home in one piece.

I wish you'd all quit yakking and figure out what you're going to do with me. I

know what I'd like to do with you, but it's against the law.

Miss King, if you don't mind me sticking my two cents word in, I'd like to say

something on Jo's behalf.

I can't think of a thing I'd say on her behalf.

I'd lock her up and throw away the key.

I know it, but you gotta think.

She's had nothing and nobody in her life.

Heck, if it weren't for Miss Kang, I would know nothing by nothing.

Prison will only make her hard and mean.

Sending her back where she come from ain't gonna help neither.

Uh -uh.

Come here.

You're a bad apple, Joe Pitts.

There's no doubt about it.

Oh, maybe Gus is right.

Maybe you need a regular life.

Regular meals.

Regular hours.

School. Yes.

A nice, clean place to live.

I know.

You can stay at Janet's.

I beg your pardon.

Sarah, go on upstairs, tidy yourself up, and I'll take Joe with you.

Heaven's sake, keep your eye on her.

Yes, Aunt Hattie.

Yes, Aunt Hattie?

That's it? She asks and you go without no lip or nothing?

What's the fun in that?

Come on.

How could you dream of suggesting that little demon come and live in my house?

Let her stay with Olivia.

With me?

Oh, heavens.

Well, what would Jasper say?

I mean, he could handle anyone, but Joe Pitts.

Oh, she can't stay here.

I'd love for that child to last a lifetime, but you, Janet.

No, I am the eldest, and it's my decision she stays with you over my dead

Now, see here, Hiddiken, you can't push me around.

If that child moves into my house, we're all moving out.

I have a bone to pick with you, Joe Pitts.

When we switched places, you never warned me about Buck Hogan and the

pickpocket.

How was I supposed to know where you was going?

You never warned me about Hetty King, either.

One doesn't seem so bad as the other.

They ain't.

Hetty's worse.

She was only trying to look after you.

Besides, you're so safe here. You have nothing to worry about.

Stay here for a while.

Things might turn out differently this time.

No.

I don't... I don't fit.

Here.

We made the bet on this in the first place.

I figure I lost.

No.

You keep it.

Girls, we're waiting.

No dilly -dallying now.

Come on, Joe.

Don't hold your breath.

I ain't coming.

Don't dawdle now, Sarah.

Now, Hetty, remember what we said.

Well, yes, perfect, Olivia Dale. Thank you very much.

Elvira Lawson, I've come to make a return, if you don't mind.

Is there something the matter with it, Hetty?

Yes, there is.

Come over here, Sarah.

Now, Sarah, you know my mind regarding such periphery.

Elvira, I'm afraid that this pinafore is completely unsuitable for a young

woman. So we'd like to see... That is, Sarah would like to see

something altogether different.

Don't you agree, Sarah?

Well, actually, Aunt Hattie, there's much to be said for a solid pinafore.

A young girl's mind's already safe.

I think the pinafore will be fine, Mrs. Lawson.

Not the child.

The other drink.