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Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind.

Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore.

Although...

is laid back.

He does have a gift for lounging.

Okay, let's talk

party. Sherry, have you picked out the music?

It's not easy, but I've nailed down my very favorite 85 tape.

What's the guest list, Margo? It's the creme de la creme. Not the menu, the

guest list.

Here.

Wait a minute.

Princess Di?

Donald Trump?

King Olaf of Norway?

King Olaf. I eat his sardines all the time.

We'll handle the guests, Margo. We're going to invite our usual friends.

I was afraid of that.

Don't worry, I'll come anyway.

Ooh, my heavily insured Rolex says it's time to toodle. Tally -ho!

Tally -ho?

It's British for I'm rich and you're not.

Oh, how are you coming along with the banner?

Just gotta...

Punky, sit on the sofa, huh?

Ow!

Oops, sorry, Henry.

No, I'm sorry.

Your toe wouldn't be hurt if it wasn't for me.

It's all right, Cherry.

Some party this is gonna be.

Nobody's gonna want to dance with peg -legged Punky.

That's true.

So I guess you won't mind if I dance all night with Lance Beaverhorn?

Why did this have to happen?

Fast, honey. The doctor told you that cast can come off in only six weeks.

But six weeks is half the summer. I'll have one tan leg and one frog belly leg.

Henry, this frog belly talk is making me hungry.

Let's fix some sandwiches for the girls.

Have any turkey left?

Yeah, right here.

From a turkey if there ever was one.

Cherry, it's no big deal.

a big deal.

I panicked when you needed me. I choked.

You've got a broken leg, a sprained wrist, and a best friend who's a wimp.

are not a wimp. Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

I have to go with Cherry here.

What? Well, admit it. With more friends like Cherry, you could end up seriously

disfigured.

refrigerator?

You didn't panic when I needed you.

Punky, you saved my life.

Okay, so Punky saved your life. She's a hero. You're a whip. Now can we get on

with our lives?

How do you like my new outfit?

All I can say is I'm really sorry.

I blew it. Will you forgive me?

Cherry, there's nothing to forgive.

Now come on inside my cast.

Are you sure you trust me with a pointed object?

Come on.

You too, Margo.

I don't sign anything without consulting my lawyer.

Hey, you wrote a poem.

Violets are blue, roses are red. With a friend like me, you could wind up dead.

Gary, would you spread on the mayonnaise?

I better not. I'd probably spill some. Punky will walk in, slip on it, and

her other leg.

Eddie, are you getting a facial twitch?

No, but I'm going to give you one if you don't get out of here.

Just going to the living room.

Honey, I think you're overreacting to this.

No, I'm not. How would you feel if you let your bad friend take a swan dive

the dirt?

It was an accident. No one is to blame.

I always hoped I'd turn out to be the hero type.

But I'm no hero.

I'm worthless.

I'm a wart on the nose of life.

You are not a nose wart.

You're being too hard on yourself.

Not as hard as the ground was on Punky.

Grandma, I panicked.

That's understandable.

Everyone feels panicked at some time in their life.

The trick is, don't give in to the panic.

You've got to grit your teeth, hang on, and do what needs to be done.

I know you're trying to make me feel better, Grandma, but it's no use.

As of right now, I'm a life member of the Wimp Academy.

You know, my leg feels much better.

Do you think the doctor will take this cast off?

He'd better not. It's only been three days. Three of the longest days of my

life.

Ow!

Sorry, Henry.

All right, all right.

Aim for a different toe next time.

We're now in the medical building lobby. This is our second -to -last prenatal

checkup before splashdown.

My husband thinks he's Steven Spielberg.

Nancy, say something into the camera.

My husband is an idiot.

Nancy's elevator and the four complete strangers who will be going up with her.

Anything you'd like to say, folks?

Hi, I'm Punky and I've got a broken leg.

Hi, I'm Cherry and it's my fault.

The baby kicked me, Chip.

Oh, great.

Sir, would you put your hand on my wife's stomach and I'll zoom in.

Chip!

If you ask one more strange man to feel my stomach.

is going to be fatherless.

Great ad lib.

Okay, I'm going to go park the car.

Don't let the doctor start the examination until I get up there with

Whoops, Dad, the car.

Henry, you wanted me to remind you not to forget your checkbook in the car.

Thanks, Frankie.

Why didn't you remind me while we were still in the car?

Why didn't you remind me?

You'll be late for Punky's appointment.

I'll get the checklist.

Thanks, Betty.

Hold it.

Open the door.

What's the matter?

Betty doesn't have the keys.

And neither do I.

The keys are locked in the car.

I don't know how, but this is probably my fault, too.

You girls tell the doctor I'll be right up.

Oh, this kid can kick.

I'm just glad he's not wearing spikes.

So, when's your baby due?

In a couple of weeks.

What happened to you?

Okay, okay, it's my fault.

I tried to catch what I missed.

I fell out of my treehouse. It was an accident.

Mine was, too.

is a jinx.

You're fixing the telephone. Shouldn't you be fixing the elevator?

I don't fix elevators.

Oh, but don't worry.

The people that do are on their way.

They'll be here.

Eventually.

Well, hurry up and fix the telephone so we can find out if our kids are okay.

Lady, you wouldn't be so tense if you used more brand in your diet.

Ah, there we go.

Phone's working now.

I'll just, uh... Ring the elevator.

I don't think it's a cold call.

Hello? Who might this be?

Oh, come on. Nobody is named Punky.

Uh,

you go ahead.

It's time for lunch anyway.

Hello? Punky?

You all right?

than just having a baby.

You're not having a baby!

Oh, my Lord!

I'll get a doctor.

What's going on?

Your wife's stuck in the elevator and she's gone into labor.

What? Lisa, don't panic.

It's important that you remain calm.

Don't worry. I'm fine.

Good for you.

Feels like Herman's on his way.

John is cool, but not Herman.

Definitely not Herman.

That's as bad as naming your kid Sidney.

Is this your first kid?

Oh, no, our second. Our first son was born two years ago.

Doctor, wouldn't thou -

I want you to listen to me.

Grandma, this is your department. You've got to get up here right away. Climb up

the cables.

Calm down, Cherry.

Grandma, I'm scared.

I'm getting that panic feeling again.

Remember what I told you. Just grit your teeth, hang on, and do what needs to be

done.

You're really out of the wimper category.

I want to thank you girls for all you did.

You should be very proud of Terry.

She always makes me proud.

Can I hold him?

Sure.

Hi there, Herman.

It's not Herman.

It's Sean.

Sean? That's the name I picked. You delivered him.

Thought you should name him