All language subtitles for Punky Brewster s04e14 Ouch

Maybe the world is blind or just a
little unkind.

Don't know.

Seems you can't be sure of anything
anymore.

Although you...

I won't forget to pack your nose plugs.

This is going to be our best vacation
ever.

Yeah, two weeks at Lake Geneva.

Swimming, sunning, boys.

Can't you just see us down at the lake
ordering sodas and lounging with the

babes?

Yeah, babe lounging. The perfect
vacation activity.

The only problem is, how are we going to
keep your dad and my grandma out of our

hair? They won't want to hang out in the
sun.

At their age, they shrivel.

I don't know. My grandma bought a brand
new bikini.

She did?

Sequins on leopard skin.

How does she look in it?

Let's put it this way. I'm thinking of
changing my name.

What's up, hunky?

Tums for the tummy.

You still have a stomach ache?

Yeah, for two days now.

What did you have?

Some bad fish?

I don't know, but whatever's in there is
swimming upstream.

Did you tell your dad?

No way.

It took me two months to talk Henry and
his wallet into taking this vacation.

If he thinks I'm sick, he'll cancel it.

Still, two days is a long time for a
tummy ache. You should do something.

Look. Your grandma's a nurse, right?

Right. Why don't I just ask her some
general stomachache questions?

Yeah, without letting on you know the
stomach personally.

Sort of like a mystery stomach.

Oh, and Brandon, you don't know the
stomach either.

Betty, look at all this stuff. Where'd
you think you're going on a three -month

tour of the world?

It's only the best venture.

Yes, I heard about your leopard -skin
bikini.

Now, Henry, I don't want to hear one
little remark about my bikini. I'm sure

there's nothing little about it.

Let's see how much of this stuff will
fit in the car.

Grandma?

Yeah, honey?

We need medical advice.

There's an anonymous kid at school whose
anonymous stomach has been upset for a

couple days.

Yeah, and not only is she anonymous...
We don't even know her name.

What do you think's wrong with her?

Well, her upset stomach can be caused by
any number of things.

Like a bad diet.

That's probably it. She's just a school
cafeteria.

Regardless, tell her to see a doctor.

Persistent problems like that should be
checked.

Okay. I'll tell her. Okay.

I've come up with a way of making room
in the car for your luggage and our

luggage. Really?

That's great.

All we have to do is trap you to the
roof.

Frankie, what are you doing up? Oh, I
was just thirsty. Let me get a glass of

water. Wow.

Wow?

Wow, the new soft drink. You've heard
their slogan.

Well, the drink that upside down spells
mom.

Something wrong?

No, just a cramp.

Where?

In my hand, but it's fine now.

Oh, okay then. I'll get you a drink, but
then right after that, straight to bed,

okay?

Frankie, is something wrong with your
stomach?

No, I just got a small, nothing of a
pain.

How long have you had this little
nothing?

Well, I felt a little sick today.

And yesterday.

I'm calling Dr. Evans.

No, it'll ruin our trip.

Maybe not.

We'll stop and see him before we drive
to the lake.

Wait, Henry! There's been a miracle,
really. I feel totally great. Save it.

Hello? This is Henry Warnham. I'm
calling for Dr. Evans.

I see.

How long will he be at the investment
seminar?

A whole week to learn about
foreclosures?

Never mind. I'm taking her to the
hospital.

No, Henry.

I'm perfectly fine.

Punky. Henry.

Henry,

what's

taking them so long?

They're getting your test results as
fast as they can.

Let's wait for them at home.

As long as we're here, we might as well
stay.

I knew you'd say that.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Henry, Dr. Davis would like a word
with you. I'm going to.

Stay?

I want to know what's going on.

I'll tell you everything.

I promise.

Jerry, keep your company.

Sure, I will.

Okay.

So, nice room.

I hate hospitals.

They're so sick, people.

So, how do you feel?

Between us, not too good.

What are these?

Those are the bed controls.

Oh, want me to raise your head a little?

Okay, sure.

It isn't. Then I'll fix it.

Sorry.

Put it back. Put it back.

Okay. Don't get Ben out of shape.

Sorry.

Are you okay?

I think so. Just don't help me anymore.

Right.

I wonder what the doctor and Henry are
talking about.

so long do you think it's bad news i
don't know jerry i'm scared

don't be we'll probably come back and
tell us we can go you think so

well i'm sure i can go i just don't want
to have to have

an operation i should be wearing a
bathing suit not one of these breeze

Not quite yet.

What's wrong with me?

Dr. Davis says you have appendicitis.
Oh, no, I have an itis. I'm worm

Ponky, honey, an appendectomy is a very
simple operation.

Operation? Oh, no, you said the word.

The surgeon will take out your appendix
and sew you up as good as new.

Better than new.

Please I'm sorry sweetheart We just
don't have any choice

Dr. Rosen, you're needed in x -ray.

Dr. Downey, you're needed in ICU.

Dr. Pepper, you're needed in the
cafeteria.

Morning, Kiki.

Hi, Nancy.

You're scheduled for surgery this
morning at 11 o 'clock.

How's my pulse?

Fine, until I say the word surgery.

Oh, my legs are asleep.

Come on, you guys.

Everybody up.

Can I get you anything, Mr. Warnemont?

I could use a younger body.

Sorry, but there's a waiting list for
those.

Morning.

Morning, everyone.

Bunky, you remember Dr.

Davis.

How's that little patient?

Well, let's take a look at those
tonsils.

Open wide.

It's her appendix, remember?

Well, in that case, open wider.

We, uh, we like to keep things light on
the children's floor.

Let's leave the doctor and patient
alone, Henry.

You look like you could use some
breakfast.

Oh, I am hungry.

Could I get your nurse's discount?

Sure. All you have to do is wear my cap.

Well, let's take a listen.

Hey, Doc.

I have a few questions.

Okay, shoot.

First of all, did you graduate from
medical school?

Yes. Several of them, as a matter of
fact. Why? Did they keep throwing you

No, I'm a specialist.

Would you like to see my diplomas?

No, your report card.

I want to see how you did in appendix.

I assure you, I did very well in
appendix.

And I wasn't half bad in basketball,
either.

Then let's forget about the operation
and go shoot the loop.

You're, uh, you're nervous, aren't you?

Would you like to know why your appendix
has to come out?

You need the money?

You see, your appendix has an acute
inflammation.

Well, if it's so darn cute, why can't I
keep it?

I don't want you to be nervous.

The operation won't hurt at all.

I'll see you in a couple hours.

Great. Can't wait.

Oops! Sorry, Doctor.

Quite all right.

Surprise!

Hi, guys.

Why are you dressed like that?

struggling a special visitor.

Thanks for

sneaking him in, guys.

Well, it wasn't easy.

We needed to look official.

Which teeth belong to who?

But if a person couldn't recognize their
own choppers, they're too far gone to

eat anyway.

Um, can we make this a quick visit? I
look awful in stripes.

Margo, forget how you look. We're here
to cheer up Punky, remember?

Now tell us all about having your
appendix ripped out.

That's the last thing I want to talk
about.

All about operations.

And I don't blame you one bit.

Margo, you promised not to mention your
cousin Millicent.

Tell me about your cousin Millicent. Um,
she had the very same operation.

And?

And, well, let's just say Millicent
walked in, but they carried her.

of someone who's about to have a serious
operation that could kill her.

She's shy.

No, go on. Tell me about Millicent.

Well, the way I figure it is, inside of
all of us are organs, muscles, blood,

but mostly air.

Air?

Air. Now, my guess is when they sliced
into Millicent, all her air rushed out

her and she went...

a punctured balloon.

Ew!

Attention, please.

All the false teeth are missing from the
geriatric ward.

Until they're located, we'll be serving
cream of wheat.

Well, Punky, I've got to dash.

Margot, thanks for coming to visit.

Hey, I'd never forgive myself if I
didn't at least take the time to say it

nice knowing you.

Good luck.

Don't worry, Punky. You'll be fine.

You think so?

Absolutely.

Brandon, I'm scared.

Real scared.

I can't go through with this operation.

I'm busting out of here. I'm going over
the wall.

have to have your appendix removed?

No, they're not going to shave you.

Yes?

Oh, I'll bring you something for that
cough.

Mr. Warneman, your daughter is gone.

Oh, hello.

No, no, not gone, gone.

I mean she's left a room.

There's a dog in the bed.

Brandon, what's going on? Where's Punky?

Come on, Brandon, speak up. Excuse me,
folks, you're talking to a dog.

This is no ordinary dog.

Let's have it, boy.

What's Punky up to?

Just as I thought.

She's ran away because she's afraid of
having the operation.

I'm overworked.

I'll notify security so they can start
looking for Punky right away.

We have to find her. She couldn't have
gotten far.

Brandon, I know you promised to cover
for Punky, but this is very serious.

Leave me to it.

Good boy.

to the children.

Can I come in?

It's a free closet.

Thanks a lot, Brandon.

I never figured you for a stool pigeon.

Well, don't blame him.

He's doing what's best for you because
he loves you. We all do.

I'm not having an operation.

I'm scared.

Well, that's not like you, Punky. You're
usually so brave.

I'm not afraid of anything. I can see.

But I'm going to be asleep during the
operation.

Would you rather be awake?

No.

Well, Pocky, this operation has to be
done. We don't have any choice.

Margo told me about her cousin,
Millicent. I don't want to end up...

You know, when the doctor cuts and all
your air escapes.

Oh, that doesn't happen.

It doesn't?

I'll tell you what.

I've been working at this hospital long
enough to have a little pull.

Would you like it if I was in the
operating room with you?

Sure, can you do that?

Absolutely. It would be an honor to
scrub up for you.

And could you make sure everybody else
scrubs up, too?

If I had to spank every one of them.

You ready?

I guess so.

Well, then, let's go in and show them
how it's done.

I thought they already knew how it's
done.

Oh, they do, they do.

That's just an expression.

Come on, Brandon.

Either I'm okay or we all died together.

No, we're all okay.

Dr. Davis said the operation went
perfectly.

My appendix is gone?

It's history.

I hope they pickled it. I'm dying to see
it.

I do feel lighter.

Guys, I guess I acted like a baby.

It's natural to be afraid when you have
to have an operation.

But you overcame your fear. I'm very
proud of you. Me too.

Look, we better scram so Punky can get
some rest.

Bye.

Yeah, Punky?

I'm sorry about our vacation.

It was all ruined because of me.

Don't worry, honey.

We'll go just as soon as you're up and
at them.

That's right.

I don't understand.

The flowers we ordered should have been
here hours ago. Don't they have any

decent candy, Thrivers?

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, Thrivers.