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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,550 --> 00:00:16,190 Maybe the world is blind or just a little unkind. 2 00:00:17,370 --> 00:00:18,550 Don't know. 3 00:00:20,250 --> 00:00:26,950 Seems you can't be sure of anything anymore. 4 00:01:33,320 --> 00:01:34,320 the vacuum. 5 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,720 Frankie, this is Saturday. 6 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:44,380 You're supposed to be cleaning the house. Why is Brandon doing your chores? 7 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:45,880 We traded jobs. 8 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:49,000 He's vacuuming and I'm getting hair on the couch. 9 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:52,060 Get to work. 10 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,320 But Sherry's bringing over her cousin any minute. So? 11 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,640 So we want her to be comfortable. 12 00:01:58,160 --> 00:01:59,820 After all, she's on vacation. 13 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,580 You know, shoes off, feet up. 14 00:02:02,910 --> 00:02:03,910 Veged out. 15 00:02:04,490 --> 00:02:05,890 The perfect hostess. 16 00:02:06,530 --> 00:02:08,990 Hostess! Brandon, go get the ding -dongs. 17 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:12,290 And I better not smell marshmallows on your breath. 18 00:02:14,630 --> 00:02:18,770 So, what do you know about Cherry's cousin? 19 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:20,490 I don't know much. 20 00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:21,970 Her name's Paula. 21 00:02:22,230 --> 00:02:23,730 Her brother's name's Bobby. 22 00:02:24,190 --> 00:02:25,910 Her parents are on their second honeymoon. 23 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:29,570 Her favorite things are water skiing, potato chips, and freaking out to the 24 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:30,570 Beastie Boys. 25 00:02:32,270 --> 00:02:34,050 Oh, and by the way, she's a terrific artist. 26 00:02:34,690 --> 00:02:35,810 You don't know much. 27 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:38,570 The only thing you missed was her shoe size. 28 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:40,530 4B. 29 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:42,970 You're here. 30 00:02:44,450 --> 00:02:47,070 Hi, Paula, this is my best friend, Punky. 31 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:49,430 Punky, this is my favorite cousin, Paula. 32 00:02:49,950 --> 00:02:51,450 Hi, I've heard a lot about you. 33 00:02:51,830 --> 00:02:56,830 Well, knowing Cherry, that doesn't surprise me. This is my dad, Henry 34 00:02:56,930 --> 00:02:58,490 Hi. Hi, Paula. 35 00:02:59,070 --> 00:03:01,810 Kick off your four B's and I'll crank up the beastie boys. 36 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,610 Hi, everyone. 37 00:03:06,030 --> 00:03:07,750 This is Paula's brother, Bobby. 38 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:12,710 Isn't that special? 39 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:14,910 No. 40 00:03:15,730 --> 00:03:17,630 He's all worn out from the trip. 41 00:03:17,970 --> 00:03:19,570 He could probably use a nap. 42 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,430 You'd make a great mother, Henry. 43 00:03:22,970 --> 00:03:24,430 Mind if I put him in your bed? 44 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:26,130 My bed? 45 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:27,850 Perhaps you didn't hear. 46 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:29,570 He just threw up? 47 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,570 Paula changed his clothes. 48 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:35,450 Please, just for a minute, till I catch my breath. 49 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:38,410 There are a lot of fragile, breakable things in my room. 50 00:03:39,590 --> 00:03:44,190 Well, if you'd rather I wouldn't, I could put him to sleep upstairs and just 51 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:45,190 there all alone. 52 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:48,410 No one to talk to, just staring at the wall. 53 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:53,330 Okay, you can put him in my room, but remember my regular policy. 54 00:03:53,690 --> 00:03:55,910 Right. If you break it, you're back. 55 00:04:16,970 --> 00:04:19,490 your face. No, don't! I've got to draw this. 56 00:04:21,649 --> 00:04:22,650 Right, Granny. 57 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,930 Because he looks better from his right side. 58 00:04:29,710 --> 00:04:31,230 You like to draw animals? 59 00:04:31,550 --> 00:04:32,770 Yes, sit down. You're next. 60 00:04:38,410 --> 00:04:39,550 I beg your pardon? 61 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,410 No, she means she draws everything. 62 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:44,190 Paula's a great artist. 63 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:46,510 We're trying to get her to enter... 64 00:04:46,730 --> 00:04:48,810 An art contest in the Chicago newspaper. 65 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,670 If she'll ever fill out this application. 66 00:04:52,190 --> 00:04:53,770 Back off. I'll do it later. 67 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,870 Gee, you are a great artist. 68 00:04:57,270 --> 00:04:59,010 And I bet you'd win that contest. 69 00:04:59,850 --> 00:05:01,210 Bobby, don't touch that. 70 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:02,550 Don't touch what? 71 00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,390 What was that? 72 00:05:05,690 --> 00:05:06,690 Oh, nothing. 73 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:10,270 Oh, I know it's nothing now, but what was it before? 74 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,750 Cherry, dear, I just had to meet your cousin, the artiste. 75 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:56,730 Imagine my shock to learn there's someone in your family with talent. 76 00:05:58,310 --> 00:06:00,870 You must be the one and only Margo. 77 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,630 Thank goodness there's only one. 78 00:06:06,370 --> 00:06:08,670 Papa just came from Rockford on the bus. 79 00:06:09,650 --> 00:06:10,650 Bus? 80 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:14,330 Margo doesn't use buses. She has her own limo. 81 00:06:14,970 --> 00:06:16,430 I was on a bus once. 82 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:17,670 You were? 83 00:06:17,950 --> 00:06:19,750 Yes. I like living on the edge. 84 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:23,370 Here you go, girls. 85 00:06:23,690 --> 00:06:24,690 Thank you. 86 00:06:27,110 --> 00:06:28,630 How are things in the bedroom? 87 00:06:31,490 --> 00:06:32,490 The same. 88 00:06:33,170 --> 00:06:34,170 Don't worry. 89 00:06:34,190 --> 00:06:35,190 Bobby's okay. 90 00:06:36,090 --> 00:06:37,850 Did he break my antique mirror? 91 00:06:38,490 --> 00:06:42,610 Well, let's just say you should be real careful for the next seven years. 92 00:06:44,010 --> 00:06:48,310 Hold that look, Mr. Watermark. I've almost finished your sketch. I love a 93 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,090 like yours with lots of characters. 94 00:06:50,470 --> 00:06:51,470 She means wrinkles. 95 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:00,340 You certainly captured my strength of character and rugged good looks. 96 00:07:02,220 --> 00:07:05,140 But she didn't capture your most prominent feature. 97 00:07:05,380 --> 00:07:06,380 I didn't? 98 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:07,640 You're cheating me. 99 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:11,700 Here's yours, Grandma. 100 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,700 Oh, I like it. 101 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:22,060 Too bad the sketch pad was too small to capture your most prominent feature. 102 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:27,360 Antique, antique, antique. 103 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:32,140 Let's go out and get everybody some ice cream. 104 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:33,940 Especially him. 105 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:37,500 Come, you, me, ice cream. 106 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,540 Let's go quick. 107 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,580 Wait, Henry, Paul didn't draw a picture of me yet. 108 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,700 She'll draw it when we get back. 109 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:48,580 Come on, I'm buying. 110 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:52,480 Come on, Margo, ice cream should interest you. 111 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:54,200 Because I'm so sweet? 112 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:56,310 No, because you're a conehead. 113 00:07:59,490 --> 00:08:01,850 You're gonna love this place. They've got a great new flavor. 114 00:08:02,310 --> 00:08:03,330 Strawberry meatloaf. 115 00:08:03,970 --> 00:08:05,110 Wait, Punky. 116 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:07,350 Can you help me fill out this application? 117 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:10,630 Sure, we'll do it in the car. Come on. We can't. 118 00:08:11,070 --> 00:08:13,010 I don't want Cherry and Aunt Betty to know. 119 00:08:13,470 --> 00:08:14,990 But they already know about the contest. 120 00:08:15,830 --> 00:08:19,090 Yeah, but they don't know that I can't fill out this application. 121 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,110 But these are simple questions. 122 00:08:26,350 --> 00:08:27,450 Not for me. 123 00:08:28,330 --> 00:08:29,870 Why? Because you're from Rockford? 124 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,350 No. Because I can't read. 125 00:08:38,250 --> 00:08:41,250 You can't read? But you're in seventh grade! 126 00:08:41,909 --> 00:08:45,450 Punky, please, be a friend. Help me with this. 127 00:08:47,450 --> 00:08:49,670 Okay. I guess so. 128 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:50,809 Oh, great! 129 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:52,470 I promise you won't tell Cherry or Betty. 130 00:08:52,730 --> 00:08:54,110 It'll be our secret. 131 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:01,290 Boy, Brandon, I think she caught the real you. 132 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:06,350 Okay, 133 00:09:07,290 --> 00:09:10,430 maybe the nose is a little large, but you're not exactly a Pekingese. 134 00:09:12,130 --> 00:09:13,130 Great news! 135 00:09:13,510 --> 00:09:16,350 Paula won $200 in the art contest. 136 00:09:16,770 --> 00:09:17,770 Congratulations. 137 00:09:17,990 --> 00:09:19,270 I knew you'd win. 138 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,600 We wanted you to be the first to know, Punky. The other part of the prize was 139 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,940 free art lessons. And she gets started as soon as she enrolls. 140 00:09:27,260 --> 00:09:28,260 Oh? 141 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,560 Will you need help filling out the enrollment form? 142 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,060 No, thanks. I'll do it later. 143 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,120 Why would she need help? 144 00:09:37,760 --> 00:09:39,340 Why don't you ask Paula? 145 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,100 What's she talking about, Paula? 146 00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:45,540 Yeah, Paula. What am I talking about? 147 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:49,460 Okay. 148 00:09:49,660 --> 00:09:53,340 I guess I can tell you, Cherry, but you can't tell Aunt Betty. 149 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:54,820 Can't tell her what? 150 00:09:58,340 --> 00:09:59,700 That I can't read. 151 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:03,560 And I had to help her fill out the application. 152 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:07,480 You mean you couldn't read it without Punky's help? 153 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,320 How do you get by in school? 154 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,840 I get other kids to do my homework. 155 00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,980 I trade them drawings. 156 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,400 That works. 157 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:21,900 The school... help me back once, but then I got your big for my class, so 158 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,900 passed me. 159 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,700 Paula, you've got to learn how to read. 160 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:30,060 Yeah, you can't do anything if you can't read. I can draw. 161 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,600 I just made $200, didn't I? 162 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,140 How much have you guys made reading? 163 00:10:36,420 --> 00:10:39,660 Well, nothing. 164 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,900 But you wouldn't have made a dime if I hadn't helped you fill out that 165 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:44,900 application. 166 00:10:45,790 --> 00:10:48,550 Punky, why are you sticking your nose into my business? 167 00:10:49,510 --> 00:10:52,610 Because I get nosy when I see people I like goofing up. 168 00:10:52,950 --> 00:10:54,470 I'm not goofing up. 169 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:57,650 I'm really good at drawing, and I'm gonna be an artist. 170 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:01,710 When I get the time, I'll learn to read. 171 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:03,290 And when will that be? 172 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:04,830 I'll get to it. 173 00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:10,230 But if my parents find out now, they'll yank me out of my art classes, and I'll 174 00:11:10,230 --> 00:11:11,230 never get anywhere. 175 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,330 You don't know that. 176 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,300 Cherry, please don't tell him me. 177 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:20,900 Okay, I won't. If you promise to learn to read... I promise. 178 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,880 Come on, I'll help you fill out the enrollment form. Great. 179 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,280 Cherry? 180 00:11:30,780 --> 00:11:31,780 I'll be right out. 181 00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,680 Cherry, I think you're wrong about this. 182 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:39,080 She's my cousin. I have to help her. 183 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:42,640 Yeah, but what if she waits till her life's almost over? 184 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,120 Like when she's 30. 185 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:48,720 Look, she's my cousin. I have to help her. 186 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:53,140 Yeah, but I don't think we're helping her by hiding the fact that she can't 187 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:54,140 as well as Brandon. 188 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,580 Sorry, Brandon. No offense. 189 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,680 You're not asking me to rat on my own cousin, are you? 190 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,800 It's not ratting. 191 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,220 Think of how confused she'll be if she doesn't know how to read. 192 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,780 She won't know the difference between ladies' room... 193 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,440 And cattle crossing. 194 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:15,540 Hooky, you owe me one. 195 00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:19,400 I remember the time you played hooky from school to see a movie. 196 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,180 I didn't squeal on you, did I? 197 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,980 Well, no, you didn't. 198 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,100 I covered for you, because we're friends. 199 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,140 And you threatened to dynamite my teeth. 200 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,720 But I got caught anyway. 201 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,440 That's not the point. 202 00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:36,900 Yes, it is the point. 203 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,660 Paula's going to get caught, too. 204 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,830 Well, I don't want to be the one to tell. 205 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:44,030 And if you were a real friend, you wouldn't tell either. 206 00:12:47,110 --> 00:12:49,470 Brandon, what do I do now? 207 00:13:02,290 --> 00:13:03,290 Sorry, 208 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,450 Brandon. 209 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,540 Can't sleep? 210 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600 How'd you know? 211 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,420 I figured it was that or that the cops were holding midnight practice in here. 212 00:13:18,940 --> 00:13:19,919 Sorry, Henry. 213 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,500 I didn't mean to wake you up. 214 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:22,880 Oh, that's all right. 215 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:26,840 A problem? 216 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,720 Uh -huh. 217 00:13:29,620 --> 00:13:30,940 Want to tell me about it? 218 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,160 Okay. 219 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,520 I'll tell you. 220 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,040 But you didn't hear it from me. 221 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,319 Get it? 222 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,320 Got it. 223 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,120 Tell me. 224 00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:43,970 I've got a big problem burning my gut. 225 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,830 Oh, it's probably the strawberry meatloaf ice cream. 226 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:49,730 Henry, this is serious. 227 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,170 Well, now you got me worried. 228 00:13:53,350 --> 00:13:54,350 What is it? 229 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:57,870 It's Paula. 230 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:00,750 She can't read. 231 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,230 Not at all? 232 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,650 Maybe a little. 233 00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,010 Like a second grader. 234 00:14:08,810 --> 00:14:11,110 My goodness. Does Betty know about this? 235 00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,170 No. 236 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:14,450 That's the problem. 237 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,430 Cherry doesn't want me to rat on Paula. 238 00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:19,730 Oh, you don't have to rat on her. 239 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,290 I don't? No. 240 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:22,910 I'll do it for you. 241 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:24,970 Henry. 242 00:14:25,910 --> 00:14:27,110 Do you have to? 243 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:30,570 We don't have a choice here. 244 00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,370 We have to do what's best for Paula. 245 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:36,930 And this is something Betty has to know. 246 00:14:38,090 --> 00:14:39,270 I guess you're right. 247 00:14:39,890 --> 00:14:43,870 Even if I am going to be known as Punky the Squealer. 248 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,590 Henry. 249 00:14:53,610 --> 00:14:56,570 Are you telling me my niece can't read? 250 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:57,950 Yes. 251 00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:02,090 I can't imagine anything worse than that. 252 00:15:02,430 --> 00:15:04,170 Try swallowing hot coffee. 253 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:10,940 I've known that child all her life. Why didn't I see it? Why didn't her mom and 254 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:11,940 dad see it? 255 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,620 Maybe they just didn't realize. 256 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:20,160 Paula's artistic talent is so outstanding, they only concentrated on 257 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,580 I guess you're right. 258 00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:26,600 We're all so proud of our children, it's easy for us not to notice their 259 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600 shortcomings. 260 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:31,140 Especially if the kid doesn't want you to notice. 261 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,500 It happens all the time with kids around standing in sports. 262 00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:38,440 Yeah, they only know football, basketball. 263 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,700 And if they don't make it in sports, they don't have an education to fall 264 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:47,600 on. I'm going to call my brother and sister -in -law right now. 265 00:15:48,120 --> 00:15:51,320 Punky's worried about Cherry being mad at her. 266 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,120 Cherry better worry about me being mad at her. 267 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:56,000 Thanks for telling me, Henry. 268 00:16:02,379 --> 00:16:04,060 Stop running, Bobby! 269 00:16:05,260 --> 00:16:06,260 Bobby! 270 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,960 Boy, this is the toughest babysitting job I've ever had. I like you. 271 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,160 That's because you don't know what a squealer is. 272 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,440 Tell me a story. 273 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:21,460 Okay, I know a real cute one about a little rabbit. 274 00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,920 Gotcha, no rabbits. 275 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,700 Okay, we'll make it a dinosaur. 276 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,860 Once there was a dinosaur named Bobby. 277 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:37,860 One day, Bobby the dinosaur was eating some chocolate chip cookies. 278 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:39,520 Yummy, yummy. 279 00:16:40,020 --> 00:16:41,020 Yummy, yummy. 280 00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:46,880 They weighed around 100 pounds each. We're talking heavy cookies. 281 00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:53,120 When suddenly, some giant slime birds floated. 282 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,419 only told Henry. 283 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:10,880 And he told Aunt Betty, and she told my parents. Now when I get back home, I'm 284 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:13,579 going to have to have a tutor, and they're going to put me in some reading 285 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:16,280 school. I went to reading school. It's fun. 286 00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:18,780 Yeah, but no one told on you, Punky. 287 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,359 You ruined my vacation. 288 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,160 No, she didn't, Paula. 289 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:26,760 Someday you'll realize that this is the best thing that could have happened to 290 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:27,780 you. I doubt it. 291 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:32,220 You should be thanking Punky for telling Henry about this. She used a lot of 292 00:17:32,220 --> 00:17:33,099 good sense. 293 00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:34,100 More than you did. 294 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:35,900 Thanks a lot, Punky. 295 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:38,500 Cherry, wait a minute. Let me explain. 296 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,560 Paula, I'll be right back. 297 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,120 Don't let him break anything. 298 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,060 I'm going to talk to those two girls. 299 00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,240 Tell me your story. 300 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,040 Not right now, Bobby. 301 00:17:51,380 --> 00:17:52,900 I'm in a real bad mood. 302 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,100 But I'll draw a picture of you. 303 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,240 I'll get some paper from Punky's room. 304 00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:10,180 when you called i'm sending somebody right now but what do i do he looks real 305 00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:13,580 sick did you have the bottle your brother drank out of yes i've got it 306 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:17,480 right here okay now there's a label on it that tells you what to do in case 307 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:23,240 someone swallows it read it to me read it yes i can't read it is the label worn 308 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:27,480 off no i can't read you can't read at all 309 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:08,219 You're swallowed. 310 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:13,320 It says if swallowed, drink large quantities of milk. Milk! I'll get it! 311 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,820 Oh, it hurts. 312 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,820 Please, Ari! 313 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,340 Don't worry, Bobby. 314 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,820 You're going to be okay. 315 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:26,740 Well, that was a close call, but Bobby's going to be fine. 316 00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:29,180 You were smart to call 911. 317 00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:32,720 Yeah, but once I got in the phone, I was totally useless. 318 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,580 Boy, was I dumb. 319 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,460 You're not dumb, Paul. 320 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,930 Well, I sure was dumb not to learn to read. 321 00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:43,430 It almost cost me my brother's life. 322 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:49,230 So, are you going to learn how to read now? 323 00:20:49,850 --> 00:20:53,070 Yup. And you know what I'm going to learn to read first? 324 00:20:53,370 --> 00:20:55,890 What? Every bottle under the sink. 325 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:03,750 Well, Bobby finished the soup, and now he's off to dreamland, little angel. 326 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,400 Finally, things are back to normal. 327 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:14,000 This is about as normal as it gets around here. 22579