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Maybe the world is blind Or just a little unkind

Don't know Seems you can't be sure

Of anything anymore Although

You

Relax, Brandon.

I think they'll be home soon. She can take it for a run in the park.

Got cabin fever, huh?

All right, you home for wayward fleas.

But no squirrel chasing.

Henry, guess what?

I'll guess later.

Right now, I want you to give your dog some exercise.

But I can't. We have to get to the store before it closes.

Actually, Mr. Warren and Mike, they have to shop.

I, of course, am already equipped.

Equipped for what?

Margo's parents are going to take us on a boat ride tomorrow.

Unlike Michigan.

Cherry, dear, it's not a boat.

It's a yacht.

What's the difference?

More money than you will ever earn.

Henry, I've got to buy some yacht stuff.

I need a sailing hat, some new sunglasses, and a pair of duck shoes.

Okay?

Not okay.

Here's the deal.

You walk Brandon, give him a bath, and then if there's time, you can go to the

store. A bath, too?

Yes, he smells like a walking landfill.

Got a whiff of him a few minutes ago, and all my nose hairs fell out.

Oh!

Well, Punky, we're off to the store.

I really feel terrible that you're stuck here with Brandon.

But I'll get over it.

Hey, wait a minute, guys.

How about if I go to the store with you now,

here and take care of brandon henry will never find out which one i did first oh

i could yeah if i do this am i disobeying henry absolutely

and you don't think i should do it yeah absolutely

Let's have some tea.

Henry, did you redecorate? What in the... We've been robbed.

Hunky. Brandon.

Brandon.

Did you do this?

You... You... Animal!

Calm down, Henry, or you'll go bald.

What?

Hair can't live on a hothead.

Now, you know perfectly well that if a dog doesn't get out of the house once in

a while, he'll turn into a four -legged wrecking ball.

The punk is in big trouble.

Obviously, Brandon hasn't been bathed or walked. She's ignoring her pet.

Well, you know how kids are.

They love having a pet, but they hate taking care of them.

What bothers me the most is that she disobeyed me. I'll have to ground her

this. I don't blame you.

Oh, and by the way, nice shorts.

I hope you're happy, Brandon.

I was being sarcastic.

You ought to feel miserable.

It's bedtime, Frankie.

I'll print your pajamas.

I'm going to sleep in these clothes.

I wanted so very, very, very much to wear them on Margo's yacht.

But I messed up bad.

And now...

I have to rip what I sewed.

If you're trying to con me into letting you go, young lady, it won't work.

I was afraid of that.

Punky, what have I told you about responsibility?

That I have to have it.

That's right.

You see, Brandon can't take care of himself. He's not a human being.

Though he does bear a striking resemblance to Mrs. Wofferman.

If you don't take care of him properly, feed him, exercise him, clean him, he

suffers.

You don't want that, do you?

No.

I thought not.

Put yourself in his place, Funky.

It's not easy being a dog.

Now, good night, sweetheart.

I have to go sew what Brandon ripped.

Henry's wrong about one thing, Brandon.

It is easy being a dog.

Get free rent.

Free meals.

Don't have to go to school.

Biggest problem is trying to decide where to bury your bones.

You're lucky, Brandon.

I wish I would talk.

Morning already.

Weird. I dreamt I was chasing a rabbit.

Wait a minute.

What am I doing down here?

I should be up in my bed.

I am in my bed.

What's going on here?

I see me, but I'm not in me.

Does that mean that I'm... Holy mackinoli! I'm a dog!

Look at me.

Boy, talk about needing a nose job.

How did this happen to me?

I wished I was a dog. I take it back.

Please, God, undog me.

Frankie, rise and shine.

Henry can help me. He'll know what to do.

It's morning, Frankie.

Up and at him.

What's the matter with you?

I've left my body.

Henry, I'm over here.

I get it.

Last night I told you to imagine what it's like to be a dog and you're

pretending to be Brandon.

Henry, I'm not pretending.

Tell you what.

Since you promised that you're going to stop taking good care of Brandon, I'm

going to retract my punishment and let you go on your yacht trip today.

Okay? Oh, thank you. Enough's enough.

Your breakfast is on the kitchen table.

So you and Brandon go out and eat while I get dressed.

I've got to figure a way out of this mess.

Maybe I'll think better on a full stomach.

Henry mentioned food, and right away I feel like drooling.

Uh -oh.

Here's Remnick.

Well, here goes nothing.

Maybe I'll have better luck if I start with the milk first.

I'll start with this one.

Boy, being a dog is for the birds.

Brandon. Who is it?

It's Cheery and Margo. Use your nose, Henry.

Anchors away!

Ah, you two look resplendent. Is that good?

There we go.

Is Punky ready to go?

Which one? The two -legged Punky or the four -legged Punky?

What are you doing, Punky?

Are you playing a new game?

She's pretending to be Brandon.

Stop it, Punky.

I want you to start acting like yourself again.

I give up.

Come on, girls. I'll drive you to the lake.

is totally at the mercy of human beings.

Let's see.

What can I do to pass the time?

Now I know why dogs chase their tails. It's out of sheer boredom.

Maybe I'll listen to some music.

Any three -dog night?

Hey!

Something's crawling on my...

giving Brandon a bath.

What's that noise?

It's my stomach.

I'm starved.

I'd kill for a pizza.

Kibble.

Stuff looks disgusting.

What the heck? I'll try some.

Yuck. It's like eating whole...

some water to wash the skunk down.

Ew! There's a bug in the pool!

Grosseroo!

Hmm. Sometimes Brandon drinks out of the toilet.

to find some decent food.

Hmm. The counter.

What's up there?

The cookie jar.

Auntie!

Who ate all the cookies?

Oh, that's right. I did.

Well, what else can I eat?

Maybe I'll make some popcorn.

It's not your fault.

I bring Punky for this.

Yeah, well, don't be too hard on the poor girl.

I gave her fair warning.

If she won't take proper care of you, I have no choice but to find someone who

will.

What?

My cousin needs a dog.

You stay right there.

I'm going to Finland.

Henry has a cousin in Finland?

He

must

have taken the Concord.

Hello, Brandon.

My name is Lars Warnemont.

I will be your new master.

good sled dog.

Sled dog?

Hair is long.

It will protect you when the temperature hits 60 below.

60 below?

Ah, I see you are strong.

You will need strength to fight the wolves.

Of course not.

Everyone thinks you're very attractive.

You know, I have a terrible dream.

I dreamt that I was stuck in Brandon's body and Brandon was...

It's all over now.

You know, you have to clean a dog's teeth regularly or else they'll get

chivalrous.

Believe me, I know.

You know, Punky, your bad dream may have been my fault. Perhaps the punishment I

gave you was too severe.

Maybe I'll let you go on your boat ride today anyway.

No way.

I'm going to stay here and take care of Brandon.

First, I'm going to give him a bath.

Then, I'm going to get him some better food.

Then, I'm going to vacuum his doghouse.

Then, I'm going to... Well, you have changed your tune, haven't you?

I sure have.

I'm sorry, Brandon.

I've been mean and selfish.

I promise from now on, I'll take better care of you.

I love you.

I don't want to be you.

But I do love you.

Come on.

Let's go and have some breakfast.

Oh, great. I'm starved.

What would you like to eat?

Anything, except dog food.

For sure, that's a good one. And I was going to give you mine.