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Hi, Aldo. How are you?

Hello mom!

How did it go with them

Well...

We have to return tomorrow

To the insurance company

And bring other documents

Only bureaucratic paperwork

That only distracts hard-working people like us

Listen

What are we going for dinner

I don't know. Maybe a pizza?

Pizza?!

You make me work all day to feed me something good,

something that nourishes my body

not some buttery pizza!

We went out this morning

for the insurance paperwork

and we didn´t know what time he was going back home

Why did you put him in charge of something then!?

Because Aldito doesn' t cook

I know he can't cook, but at least you could have left him cooking chicken or soup and let him watch over her.

What? Aldito is 100% focused on writing his sonnets!

Sonnets my ass!! This guy doesn´t study nor work or contribute anything to the house

It's better if we get a real job

But haven'y read them yet?? They are really nice

You know what, you're right.

Why don't you order a fucking bomb pizza and stop pissing me off?

Don´t listen to him!

He's your father after all...

It happens sometimes

Hey look at this dress

Yeah man

Hey

Is that new dress cool or something

Oh yeah

Do you like it

I think its really cool

It's really good.

Yes, I saw it and loved it!

Well...I'm going to order pizza before he gets mad again

Ok

Answer that damn phone

Dad

I am taking a shower

Answer the fucking phone

Can't hear you

Maiten Matus?

Oh man

Old bastard

Oh my god

It's transsexual

Old bastard

I love you, i want to be with you

My heart misses u so much

You are the best

I want that we get together again

What happened dad?

Hello, my poet. My golden boy!

How are you doing?

I'm fine dad

And how's it going with Maite

Who is Maite

Matus

What do you mean

I have pictures of her hugging

Don'tell the tiger

He will wake up

Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me

Of course, if we make a deal

And what kind of deal do you want?

It's two things

Two simple things

If you keep them

No one will know that you have an affair with some transsexual girl

Imagine

My mom sees those pictures

She'll be so mad at us

Imagine, Don Avelino the paterfamilias homosexual.

That would be a bastard!

The first of them

You will treat me with respect

Nothing like that my poet

Nothing like fucking orgasan

Nothing

My skinny gold

Ok

Ok, that's one. What else do you want?

I want to fuck your wife

That is my stepmother

And what if i better give birth to your mother with a snitch

If something happens and it doesn't deactivate in 3 days

It will be sent many WhatsApp numbers

So maybe nothing will happen

Don´t suck ass

Why are doing this

Why?

Because you've been an asshole all your life.

And because I like my stepmother, of course!

The saying goes well

Raise crows and they'll take out your eyes

It's not the time to be philosophical

You don't even love my mom anymore

You fulfill me the fantasy that she is mine

So i delete those photos

And you're still in a relationship with that transsexual girl?

And everyone is happy!

Come on, she won't want to be with you.

She sees your as her son

That's not my problem

You'll fix it

3 days left

Wait

I have yet see and think what am i going do

That'a your problem

Hey, don't go.

I was wrong to think that he's an aborted child...

Aldo! Can you come in?

Oh look at him treating me with respect now

That should be enough

Listen

You know what

We need a plan for your stepmother

Yes

We can't go and tell him, my son wants to beat you up.

He's going to kick us both in the face!

But I've been thinking about it and have a plan

Every week every night

I'll take her

Well three times per week

So at night she takes this position

She sits on the side of our bed

And then when i get home

I lie down, my reata is standing still

and then i put it back on

and start to penetrate

usually they don't move anymore

so what we can do

when you arrive in the morning

with your chile standing

you get into position

just like that

put your reata behind

then take hold of him

if he wakes up or moves

You get up, I take your place again and absolutely nothing happens.

Do you like the plan?

It's great!

What time should we be there at ?

At 2am

Ok

Just one favor

Finish this and delete all photos

And that is it

But at least three pictures

Three what

Three pictures

Don't be a jerk.

One

Three

Don' abuse

Three

On

Okay, three

You win

Send it

About your girlfriend

Do you take her or she takes you?

Fuck off

Thank you.

What's wrong, son?

Nothing! You look great in that blouse

Oh thank you

I'm so flattered

Hey

Don't wear my wife out

Come on

She is not yours anymore

Besides she has Maite

Leave mom to me

Come on

How much do you get beaten up for?

Nothing, I'm your son. Sit down my love

My dad told me that you look very beautiful today

What did you say to him or not dad ?

Of course

Very beautiful

You are so weird and flattering

The thing is that every day

But today

More than ever

What a plot

I don't know why, but you look so weird.

Nothing!

It's just that...

...I wanted to surprise you by taking a massage course

and my last day of fashion was today

How about giving you an amazing massage?

Really?!

That sounds great news

Massages are awesome

And your dad has never given me one

But today you'll see that you're going to like everything I'making for you.

It sounds great!

What a lovely family, right?

Bon appetit

Don't put one in the back of your plate

No way

And they are so hard

Yes they are

Hard but delicious

They turned out hard

They're hard, but delicious.

Eat!

Seriously? Aren'they good?!

Very good

You've said it several times already

Very tasty

How funny you are

Eat

So they're hard right

Really har and really tasty

Little thing

Yes.

They're delicious, Mom!

I get it now...

It's good that you like them

You cook really well

Delicious

Thank you

Hey little bastard

What is wrong with you?

Don't go overboard

Relax Dad

This is part of the game

Stop playing around

Look

Look, think of Maite and relax.

Do you agree?

Aldito! I'm ready

This is for her to sleep more deeply

And we will be able to carry out our plan

Think about Maite and relax

While I oil my face,

massage it.

Excuse me

Are you ready?

Yes

Tell me how to get in and what should i do

Like this

You can't see but

In the middle of the bed

And looking that way

Is here okay

Yes man, perfect.

Wow! You're so strong

I can see that you are very tense

Oh yeah right?

Let'see...you massaged a little bit backwards

and now your back is not hurting as much

Calm down old man

What happened to you

Why are getting angry

Go away because it was just massage

Yes, but you better see how he does it so that later you can teach me.

Step back

Oh! How delicious the soup feels

Yeah right?

I missed it

You know you're going to like this

Ah yes

It's really good

Learn from him

Shut up

Oh, you have such nice hands Aldo.

Do you like them?

Yes very much

I'll give you more later

You are so tense

Yeah right

Your hands are really good

Thank's mommy

The course was useful

Yeah

How well did it go

It will be a surprise

You surprised me a lot.

Did you see how studious he is?

And does he learn well too?!

Backwards, yes!

Should I do it backwards??

No not YOU!! HIM!!!

Oh... ME???

So funny....

Let'see.. let go of my hand

This is very tense right...?

Yes mommy quite tense

Didn'think that would be like this

Your dad is screaming so much, it makes me nervous.

I can imagine...

It hurts a lot but i like this

Ok mom

This feels good

Let'see

Hands up

This part hurts

See? That makes you tense

It hurts up there.

I told you to come here, it hurts here right?

Here is where it hursts

Right here

See that's why you're so tense

You scream a lot

No no

That was horrible

Don't you want one too and relax

Or don'y wanna go read outside or something

You're making me nervous.

What'so funny?

I want to enjoy it!

And with all the screaming and shaking you give me...

Oh, how delicious

Do your hands go up like this

Well it is very tense

Of the shoulders

Well that Cresto

How delicious

Maite

what

No, more oil.

It'so good!

The thing is...

I have a lot of nervous breakdowns

Really?

Yes and that makes my head hurt

My back hurts

Even the flu

Did they teach you all this stuff?!

That sounds great

Yes, I saw it. They taught you very well

Do you feel that?

It'so good

You look tense

This is really hard

Is that why??

Yeah

But this is for my dad

Oh yeah right

Are you enjoying with me now

You too, are you relaxing?

A lot.

Yes right dad

Let'see

Straighten up a little

Like this

So that your hip is aligned

Ok

Oh how nice

Yes

And here it is also tense

How long have I not given you the massage

I've been asking your dad for a long time, and he's always tired of bad moods and too much work.

Right?

Yes my dear

Whenever you want

Oh yes!

Every night i can give you massage

All

You are so beautiful

Let'see mommy, straighten up a little bit.

What happens is that here there are some nerve endings...

Hey hey! The massage is over eh?

Come here my beautiful son-in law

Put on your shoes and flip flops

I'll give you the oil

The massage ends

Good night

Sit down with your shoes

You're very happy with the massag

And what about me?

You were the only one.

I was just enjoying it, you never let me sleep!

That's why...

Go to bed now

Weren't you enjoying it a lot

Now everything hurts

Yes

Look at that

It makes my body tense

Your bad mood

Sleep

Bad mood

What a kid.

I'm going to turn off the light, good night!

See you tomorrow

You communist

It's 2am

What?

Our plan

Which plan

Our plan

Yes yes

Wait

Hey

Did he hang up already

Don't be afraid, baby.

Come here...

Baby!

Easy there baby

Where are you?

I'm right here

Why is it so noisy in here

It's because of the cat

Here.

I love these reconciliations...

You know how I like it

Hey

Uh

Do you love me?

Yes my love

Love you so much

I'm so tired.

Ayy...!

Do you like it?

I love this place so much

Me too

So good

It's great

Yes

It's for you, my love.

With the massage and this...

I feel more pampered!

Like this, love.

Like this...

Like this?

Hurry up!

You have to go work now

Oh my god

I'm such a good dog

Come on, hurry and get dressed

I think i've never done it like this before

Ouch

Ugh

Uh

Ui

Oh, my God.

I'm going to do it again, but this time with a little more effort.

It's not easy at all!

It was really hard for me too...

But now that we're done with the massage and everything is over

We can finally go home

Now it will be easier

Come on, come on.

Oh, my love.

What energy you have!

I can't believe it's over.

Oh, my God!

It hurts so much...

Yes!!

Yes!!!

Ouch!!!!

I'm so angry!

Son, you're making me mad.

Not anymore my love...

I'm going to sleep

Hey, you're already here. Are you going all night?

What a bastard

Wake up

You see?

What a mess you made!

I'm going to get some paper towels and clean up your mess

You're making me sick

Yes Chiquita...

I'm cleaning you

Thank you

That's it, let me see

There are two more

Ok

Don't worry baby

Go to sleep

Let' go

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