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Is this going to be the most fun
adoption video ever made?

Okay, okay, Dom, let's be serious. Her
name is Candace. She lives in

Pittsburgh? Pittsburgh.

Am I shiny? No, you look gorgeous.

You're not looking at me.

Because you always look gorgeous.

Okay? Okay.

Okay, so I'm going to say that thing
about traditions, and then you will just

say something like a human. Like a
normal human person?

Like a normal human. Okay, great. I can
do that. Okay.

Here we go. Three, two...

I've always wanted to create traditions
as a family. It's an opportunity for us

to grow as a family and grow together
and gives us an opportunity to... Okay.

Sorry. What? You said opportunity twice.

Oh, shit.

I just wish we could do this in person.

I know. But there's a thousand of us and
just one of her.

Okay. Here we go. Yep.

You know, we see the adoption process as
an amazing opportunity to look at our

whole lives and think about how much joy
our child would bring.

No, we can't say our child. What?

No, you have to say the baby or your
baby. We can't just assume that it's our

child already. Oh, okay. I got it. You
got it?

I'm going to do the cuts. I'd prefer if
you didn't do the cuts. I'd like to.

Okay. Okay.

We see the adoption process as a
wonderful opportunity to wait for a

thousands of dollars, let social workers
into our home, acquiesce to an FBI

background check.

I have an idea.

I have an idea.

I'm just going to keep it loose.

Cheers. Cheers.

Please give us your baby.

Please give us your baby.

would you do anything for your child
anything anything that seems a little

it's very like ominous like would you do
anything for your child it's like the

beginning of like a thrill like would
you do anything for your child okay this

is the one why do you want to be parents
all right i just want to show this

child all the love that was shown to me
to us and and let this kid know that

they have infinite potential that if
they're they're kind and open -hearted

maybe even a little bit silly, that they
can find joy.

We promise to do our absolute best.

And we know that choosing parents for
your child is a very complicated

so we just want to thank you for
considering us. Yeah.

Questa e mia moglie.

Oh, Italy's calling.

Time for vacation.

Okay.

I'm ready. Okay.

Here's your itinerary. I have marked
everything out, and if we follow it, it

should be perfect.

Sounds fun. Sounds distracting.

It will be. It'll be fun.

Uber's waiting.

Is your mother coming to get Axel? Yep,
she should be here in about ten minutes.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Bye.

Axel, no parties.

Hi, hello.

Baby, next time let me book the flights.
Was there really nothing direct from

one family?

Hey.

Oh, sorry. This is a new podcast.

You? A podcast?

Uh -huh.

Yeah. This is a new podcast.

About?

about the restaurant we're going to for
our anniversary.

Oh. Yeah, it's 50 best restaurants in
the world.

Vegetarian restaurant for my vegetarian
husband. Thank you. Oh, baby.

Oh, no, don't worry about it.

Who's this?

This is Beatrice.

Oh, hi, Beatrice. Hi. You're perfect.

What's this?

Rubbing elbows upon the grains.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Is that blood?

Is your wallet in... It's in my front
pocket. Okay. Is there, you know, a lot

pickpockets here? Oh, my God, your
mother gets robbed one time in Russia. I

know. It's a... Confirming... No, it's
in my front pocket. Okay, well, now

everybody has seen where you're keeping
your wallet. Can you smell me? I feel

like I smell.

No, it's syrup. You'll blend it. Who
puts raw meat in an overhead

My grandmother used to put loose
sausages in her purse.

What?

This is a bad omen.

I smell like blood.

Order's gone.

Yeah, but the memory lingers, darling.

Look here, honey.

Baby, only the best for you.

Look at

this.

Oh, my God, it's incredible.

Seriously, thank you for doing all the
planning.

You still have your wallet?

Yes, I do. You need to stop.

I... We made it, right? We're here. We
did it. Soak it in.

I am.

It's in my front pocket. Okay, that's
what I'm... I was trying to be sexy

You were not.

You were giving me a stoppage for it.
That's not cool.

Has she called yet, Candace?

Not yet.

Getting nervous?

No, are you getting nervous?

No. I would just like to speak to her,
though, to know that she's real.

Would this be easier if we were at home?

Really?

Do you want to? Because we can go home
if you want to leave Italy.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to leave
Italy.

I don't want to leave Italy. I want to
stay here, and I want to have fun.

Because we haven't matched with her yet,
so don't get too invested.

Yeah.

Yeah, and she's not even due for a few
weeks, so it's like, this is perfect

timing.

Hey, yes, this is perfect timing, okay?
This is a really special moment for us.

We're going to have a blast, all right?
Okay.

Love you. Love you.

I think this might be the building here.

That? Yeah.

Ciao, Dom!

Ciao, Go!

Come inside, we feed you!

Yeah? That's him.

That's your dad's best friend?

Yeah. Wow, I thought they had booze. So
it turned out it was not the thing, but

in fact the bidet.

Oh, my God!

I'm sorry.

A gift.

What is this?

No. Yes, for your anniversary.

Happy anniversary.

Oh, thank you.

He didn't.

Oh, wow.

That is so thoughtful.

Oh, my gosh.

Knives. These are such a unique gift.

Your mother said he liked knives.

So we vote.

Kitchen knife.

They're very good. I hope you like it
because they're the top on the top.

Yeah, I had one just like this. You got
them engraved with our names on it.

Look at this. Cole Domenico. Oh, look at
mine.

Mine says cool.

C -O -O -L.

Cool knife.

Risotto.

Oh, that smells delicious.

Oh, I don't eat meat.

You try, baby. Yeah, it's much easier on
Duolingo. Yeah, you try it, babe.

Your mother told me about the
complication your gentleman had this

adoption fraud.

Of course she did.

What happened?

Yeah, the woman had forged all these
medical records. It was awful.

Oh, my God.

Yeah. The worst part was the day after
the baby shower, we found out. And so we

drove around all night returning all the
gifts and telling our friends that

there was no baby.

No baby.

Oh, my God.

That's a nightmare.

Yeah, so horrible. I'm so sorry.

I was ready to quit, actually.

You were?

Yeah. We talked about it. Do you not
listen to what I do? No, we talked about

waiting for a little while before we try
it again.

Right. Well, then we waited longer.

Well, why don't we talk about something
else? I think it's fine. I think it's

okay. They're like family.

Aren't they? I think it's so...

You know, these adoption agencies, they
don't tell you ahead of time how often

these things turn out to be scams. And
he was, we were

inconsolable when we found out that
there was no baby.

Oh, no.

We just want to be dads, you know?

You mentioned maybe we could get some
gelato somewhere. Yeah, there's one.

Okay, great.

One more thing. Yeah. Treat for your
anniversary. Uh -huh.

If you want, I can make you a special
reservation, but just if you want.

Oh, well, Dom actually made plans for us
for the anniversary.

Yeah, no, we can cancel if we want.
Maybe.

No, Dean, because I already did it.

When you sent me the plan of your trip
in Italy, I've seen that you will be in

Orvieto for your anniversary. Oh, it's
magical.

And this woman, the cook, you will love
her and her restaurant.

Amazing. She's special, eh? She's not a
summer chicken, eh?

Spring chicken?

Spring chicken, yeah.

Very old, Zia Luciana. You had to call
and call to get the reservation because

told her that you are a very big fan of
her cooking and you are coming from the

United States just to visit her and she
said that she will get her oven hot just

for you.

Very. Cool. Yeah, and so rare that a
woman will get an oven hot for us. I

We haven't had that in a long time.

Hello, Daniele. You already paid.

Oh, no.

No, no, no. You don't need to do that.
Come on. You are the only son of my best

friend. And I want for you, the trip in
Italy, to be the best memory in your

life.

Grazie mille.

Shall we go? All right.

Bye. Ciao. Grazie.

This is, um... What?

This is romantic.

That's beautiful.

You rent that car, Jim.

Here you have the keys. Okay.

My car. Thank you.

Anything at all, any trouble, you call
me. Thank you. Okay.

And be careful.

What?

Okay. Ciao.

Ciao, ciao. We will. Okay, bye. Ciao.
Thank you so much. Ciao to you.

that Daniele was like, be careful.

Be careful.

I didn't love that. Do you think he
meant because I was thriving?

Or because we are?

Again. Again.

We do Harley Country.

It's so beautiful, huh?

Oh, I love this song.

Toodle -oo!

You are pretty, baby.

You are pretty. Thank you.

And I'm ready for any of the old
buildings.

My goodness. Ready?

Trying to pull the reins.

Hit on me.

No! Too high. Ready?

I got you. I got you. All right.

That's where I take over. Yeah, take it,
baby.

No,

it's our anniversary.

Is the room ready?

Sorry?

Sorry for what?

Room is set up for a husband and wife.

And I don't notice that you travel with
your colleague.

Very embarrassed.

Colleague? It's fine.

It's fine, Tom.

Oh, my God, Tom.

Look at this view.

Yes, sir.

You can see the entire valley, yes?

It's small, but it's... How do you say?

What happened? I don't know.

I don't think that he was having some
sort of attack.

Okay, I'm getting a 412. Very good.
Okay. I think it's Candace. It's her.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Chairs. Okay. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah.
Okay.

All right, so we just need to make this
as great as possible. She has to love

us. We have to be very cool and very
normal. So be normal. I am being normal.

Hey, be cool and normal. Be cool and
normal. Great.

Hi.

Hi.

Is this Colin Dom?

Hello. Yes, hi.

It's so great to meet you, Candace. I'm
sorry that it's taken me a bit. It's

just there's a lot to manage.

with work and night school and obviously
the pregnancy.

Don't worry, but we completely
understand. I get so nervous and

I'm excited.

You're real.

Yes. Can we see your belly?

Yep. This pregnancy is very real.

Wow.

How do you feel?

I'm good.

It's a really hard decision to make, you
know? I can't imagine.

I know that I can't give this baby
anything close to what it deserves or

want for it. So it's just been a really
hard and good choice.

Yeah, well, you're really brave.

I really like your video.

You seem fun.

Totally. Yeah, no, I mean, it'd be
caring, but also fun. Like, he'd be fun

Totally fun.

Super fun dad, but also organized.

Okay, Dom.

Do you think you could tell me why, you
know, why you want to have kids

together? Well, we both always wanted
kids. That was always the dream. But we

knew if we just, like, stayed focused
and really kept our eye on what we

wanted, which was a family, that we
could make that happen. And when I look

him,

Just very sure.

So thank you for reminding me to look.

Yeah, I feel the same way.

Well,

I've already talked to a few families,
and I didn't feel like any of them

were quite right.

You know, like my mom always said
before, she always says, like, Candace,

your gut. And honestly, like, I have
this gut instinct that...

I bet it's the two of you.

What?

I think that you should be the father to
this little baby boy.

Wait. Oh, my God.

Really?

Yeah.

Holy shit, yeah, right?

You guys are everything I've imagined,
really.

Are you serious?

Really, yeah. I mean, please don't bail
on me.

No, no.

We promised. No, we were not going to
bail. And he's a boy.

He's a boy.

He's a baby boy. He's a big old baby
boy.

We're having a boy.

I know you guys have waited a really
long time.

It's been like three years, I guess.

It must have been really hard.

But where's the wait? Well, you're not
going to be waiting that much longer

because he's due in less than a month.

Oh. He's actually kicking my bladder
right now.

Oh. I'm actually going to call you guys
back.

I'm just going to need a little minute.

Call us whenever. And we're always here
for you. Anything you need. For real.

Anything. Thank you, guys. This is so
good. Okay. Bye. Bye.

It's happening. It's really... It's
real. Like, we're gonna have to... We're

gonna have to, like, do this now, right?
Yeah. Right?

Finally.

After all those years of trying and
getting close and then... It's been

hard, right?

It has been really hard, but... Maybe we
haven't been, like... Like... No, we

haven't... We haven't been connecting.

And I'm really sorry.

I'm sorry that I haven't always been
able, but I really want to do this with

you. I do too.

We can do this together, okay?

Yeah. You're my teammate.

You're my colleague. You're my
colleague.

You're going to be such a good dad.

No, no, no, make a right, right here.
No, turn right, turn.

Well, this doesn't feel right. I know,
but it's a farmhouse, so.

This cannot be correct.

It's a mile that way.

Really? This is the way to a restaurant?

Yes, the restaurant is also her
farmhouse. I'm just telling you. Why are

being this way?

I'm sorry, being what way? Then you
don't trust me. I do trust you. I just

trust my eyes.

Okay. Oh, fuck.

Okay, just, um... Okay, hold on. Yeah,
just back it up.

Okay.

Okay, wait. Hold on.

Just... Okay, hold on. Here.

Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. It's
all good. Just don't panic, okay?

This is bad, Dom.

I know. I can... I can...

Get help.

Yeah, because I'm sure AAA is on standby
for two faggy tourists.

I will walk to the restaurant.

Do you really think there's a restaurant
anywhere around here?

Let me be your knight in shining armor.

We're gonna die here.

Hey babe, I'm pretty sure the
restaurant's not that way.

You think?

So I'm going to go around back and I'm
going to take a look, okay?

What do you think he's going to do?

So I'm just getting this tire dug out.

Okay, grab down on the accelerator.

Okay.

Mike, Mike, Mike.

This is white.

Okay. Okay, thank you very much.

So it turns out if you walk for a half
an hour in the rain, it cleans you right

up. Yeah, great.

So I made a phone call. Mm -hmm.

Called my mom.

Hello.

Just to get some ideas.

Of course you did. And she suggested
calling Daniele, which I did.

Mm -hmm. He is called Triple A, and they
are in route.

Fun fact, here in Italy, Triple A is
called Triple A.

Fuck off.

See, it is kind of funny, right?

We can't even get to dinner.

How are we supposed to raise a child?

Yes, hi. Come, come, come, come.

Cole, Cole, wake up.

Oh, God.

Is that Triple R?

I think so.

Yes. Hello.

Hi. How the fuck did he find us? Are you
here to help?

Thank you for coming out, especially in
this weather.

I'm in the county.

Say. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, stop.

Yeah,

you told me to do that. All right, try
that.

Yeah,

it's

pretty bad, right?

I think he's here to help.

Help us what?

We're not getting any better offers
right now.

Okay?

It's an adventure.

You know,

it's really hard to get this car in
forest green in the U .S.

Sorry,

where are you taking us?

Do you speak any English?

We're staying at the hotel La
Spigarella.

God damn it. What?

I left my phone in the car.

What?

All right, we'll be back there soon.

I'll hold on to the keys.

Thank you.

What is going on?

I don't know.

Where is he going?

Okay,

yeah, don't look. Oh, my God. Cole,
don't look. Cole, look at me. Hey, hey,

Yeah, I know. Hey, look at me.

There's no room for everyone up here.

Either him or you.

But I chose you.

I'll have to get him back, though.

Don't waste the meat.

Forty. Uh, can we make a phone call?

Forty.

Excuse me?

Oh.

Oh, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, hey!

Excuse me!

What the fuck? Hey, where's Goodway
going?

So this isn't his house?

No. What the fuck?

Well... Maybe on the bright side, we can
just say he didn't shoot us.

What?

Oh, you... Happy anniversary.

Oh!

What are you doing?

I'm checking to see if anybody's home so
we can go inside and make a phone call.

Get the fuck out of here.

We're sorry to bother you, but a man
just dropped us off.

Our car got stuck.

I don't want to go.

What do you want to drink?

I don't want to.

A phone.

A phone.

What the fuck is going on? I don't know.

I just gave my phone to a blind woman.

of goats. Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Of course.

She's Zia Luciana.

This is the restaurant.

She's Zia Luciana. Hold on. Hold on.
This is the restaurant we're supposed to

at? Yeah.

And he only said it was authentic.

It's erotic.

Ah. Ah.

You're Zia Luciana.

Si. You are her, she is you.

Wow.

Oh, this is really delicious.

And you doubted Daniele.

I did, but this is between me and the
pizza now. It's so sweet. I mean, they

really set us up for it. They set us up,
yeah.

Vino. Yes. I know what that word means.

the whole case if you got it.

I think she wants it.

To our new family.

That means to love.

Yep.

I think she wants us to do it. Sure,
okay.

See

that?

No, did you see her face when we kissed?

I mean, she asked us to kiss and then
she was disgusted by it. She's like 2

years old.

Daniella told me she makes wine the old
-fashioned way.

Old -fashioned? Yeah, she stomps the
grapes with little tootsies.

She stomps the grapes?

their 80 -year -old feet.

Don't you worry. All the foot fungus is
removed during the fermentation process.

So we almost died on our anniversary for
foot wine.

And for that, I love you very much.

Are you already a little drunk?

Maybe.

I'm sorry I freaked out. I shouldn't
have done that. Hey, I don't mind.

I kind of like it when you panic.

You like it when I panic?

Yeah, it makes me feel like you need me.

Baby, I do need you.

You're going to be a great dad, Cole.

I was beginning to think that maybe...
We would never be dads?

No, that we would die here.

Just alone in a rental car.

We ain't going out like that.

We're going to figure it out. We always
do.

Wow.

Like the work of art.

That's all you, baby.

Holy shit, this sausage is legendary.

Put some on your plate.

You don't understand. There's nothing
worse, no act of violence more traumatic

for her than you not eating her food.

I haven't eaten meat in 15 years.

It looks delicious.

You didn't have to take that big of a
bite.

Delicious.

Delicious.

Quando Giovanni è morto, è come se fossi
morto pure io.

E io gli ho voluto un pene con tutto il
mio cuore.

Quando Giovanni è morto, chiuso il
ristorante, non avevo più voglia di

Mi volevo lasciare tutto alle spalle.

Mi ero arresa.

E poi vedi com 'è strana la vita.

Mi chiama Daniele e mi dice che voi
volete venire a mangiare qua da me.

E io mi sono sentita, non lo so come,
felice forse. E oggi ho ripreso a

cucinare e ho ritrovato me stessa.

Io festeggio Giovanni festeggiando voi.

Ma poi perché io vi dico tutto questo
che voi nemmeno mi capite?

Che tu...

You look a lot like Giovanni.

Do you want some more?

To get

some fresh air, have another glass of
wine.

I'll be right back.

I hope it's fine to see someone so
passionate about their food.

I better hurl. What?

I better hurl. Oh, my God.

Baby, huh?

He went to the bathroom. He's
constipated. He hasn't gone since

we've been here.

Definitely not puking from your meat.

Oh, wash my hands from all the... Ah,

okay, thank you. Oh, it's very hot.

Nice. Oh, thank you.

Grazie. Prego.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Grazie.

Okay?

Yeah? Bravo.

Dan!

Te la lavo. Ah.

Okay.

Ti do una camicia di Giovanni, di mio
figlio.

And then you have the same size.

This is for your husband.

She immediately returns with a clean
shirt.

Hello.

Um...

Good

evening.

Oh, no.

Fuck, what's going on here?

Uh... She took my shirt.

She undressed you?

Making me feel weird.

Maybe it is weird.

I was dirty.

Hey, what is going on?

I think she's getting me a new shirt.

Okay, well, that's weird, too. I know.

There is a very, very old... It doesn't
matter.

It's late.

I'm tired. I don't feel well. Let's just
go and cuddle. Yeah, I like that idea.

Okay.

Oh, here she comes.

See you, Luciana.

We are very tired.

We're very tired.

And we would like to go home. So can we
use your phone?

Your phone?

Ah, il telefono.

Venite, venite.

Maybe my phone's charged now, too.

Venite, venite.

It's amazing, the kitchen.

It's a pizza oven.

Tom? Yeah?

What is Daniele's number?

Uh, three, four, seven, six.

Il respiratore!

Gianni!

Dom, let's just get out of here, okay?

I can't see a fucking thing.

Does she have a generator?

Well, how the fuck would I know that?

I'm just gonna go look for magic.

Gianni, non ti preoccupare. Vado a
vedere che è successo al contatore.

She just jumped out at me, and she just
said, what are we going to do?

Hey, hey, Cole, just breathe.

Just breathe.

Okay.

Zia?

Call an ambulance. Your phone doesn't
work. Use the house phone. House phone.

Call 911.

911. 911.

911.

Shit.

Fuck.

Zia?

Leah? Cole!

What? Cole, she's... She's not, uh...
Dead?

She's not alive!

Is she dead?

Call the fucking ambulance!

It's not working.

911 is different in Italy.

It doesn't matter because there's no
power.

Is she breathing?

She's not moving.

Oh, my God.

What do we do?

CPR. What? We can do CPR. We took the
class. That was CPR for infants. I know,

so this should be easier.

I can't do it. I can't either.

I wasn't paying attention.

You weren't paying attention in CPR for
infants and we were about to have an

infant? I was gonna watch it again when
we had the baby.

Is it because you didn't think we were
gonna have that baby?

Wow.

You do it.

Cracked her ribs.

I hurt her?

No.

How? Well, because she's already... We
can go for help. Yes, yes. Okay.

Sit here.

What do we do?

Accidents happen, right? Right. Right?
Okay. So, we didn't do anything wrong.

And that's what we'll tell them.

Tell who? The cops or the ambulance. I
don't know.

You want to tell the police and our
perfect Italian that we accidentally

an old woman down a flight of stairs and
then cracked her ribs trying to revive

her? I wouldn't phrase it exactly like
that. How would you phrase it, Tom? I

would say something like, we're two
hapless tourists who, you know, fuck me.

We got stuck in a ditch.

And we met a very sweet old woman who,
like so many other sweet old women, fell

down a flight of stairs.

While we were in the other room.

There.

That's what I would say.

What about the broken ribs?

Accidents happen.

Oh, God.

What is that? It's a car. Someone's
coming. Who?

I don't know. Your mother? No, she's
still in California. She couldn't have

gotten here that quickly.

What are we going to do? I'm going to go
handle it. You go watch her.

Watch her what? Die more? Yeah.

Hi, can I help you?

Give me keys.

I'm sorry, did you say you want me to
give you a kiss?

Give me keys.

Oh, keys.

Our keys.

You want our car keys.

Are you Triple A?

I think.

Oh, God.

Cole? What the fuck was that? Jesus!

Hiding in a manger?

Yes!

It was some man.

I gave him our car keys. You gave him
our keys? Yes, I had no choice.

You had no choice?

Yes, very forcefully. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Great.

Okay, here's what we're going to do.

We're going to take her car. We're going
to go find our car.

And then we're going to drive to Rome
and be there by morning. We're just

to leave her down here?

Someone will find her.

Eventually. And you're okay with that? I
can get okay with that. You can't just

leave her in a basement.

We have to take her to a hospital.

She's dead.

Okay. Arms.

Okay, on three.

Okay. One, two, three.

Oh, God.

Was that her neck? Fucking old lady
bones.

Baby, let's go.

Okay. Ready? Yep.

Cradle her head.

One, two.

Yeah, baby, I know, I know. Okay.

Okay, I need to put her down. Where?

On the floor. The floor is dirty.

Okay, on the table.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Hold her.

Oh, God.

Hurry up.

I don't want to break her stemware.

Okay. All right, ready?

Yep. Okay, just come here, Zia.

There we go, Zia. There we go, bitch.

There we go.

Okay, slide her down.

You gotta quit breaking her bones, man.
I'm breaking her bones.

God. Okay, we need to find her car keys.
Okay.

Okay. By the door. By the door, I think.
Okay, okay.

Okay,

I got them. Okay.

We're not bad people.

We're supposed to be on our anniversary
for fuck's sake.

Okay, Dom.

Don't freak out. If you freak out, then
I freak out, okay?

Just go call someone.

Okay. Okay.

The phone.

Call the phone.

Dom?

Are we sure that's a good idea?

Jesus Christ.

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

She had Jesus Christ in her life. And it
was a long life and a beautiful life,

but it is over now.

Okay? And I will not risk my hours, our
family's life, because she tumbled down

a flight of stairs.

Okay. Tom, just don't yell at me right
now. Look.

A lost rental car? We can handle that.
That's just some insurance bullshit.

But a dead body?

We have a child coming, and we cannot
get involved in all of this and

our child's future.

Yes, you are right.

Fuck!

What are you doing? Getting rid of the
evidence.

Help!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Pull you out like a little beach.

Are those?

Yes, these are our car keys, because
this is the man who took our keys.

Thank you.

It was nothing.

Well, how did you get it out? It was
really stuck. I mean, we didn't even

how to use it.

Why would you know how to?

Are you from the city, no?

You don't know dirt?

I would tell how, but you will not be in
this situation again, right?

Right.

I apologize for earlier.

My attitude was not correct.

Pietro? Was so mad you blocked the road
to his farm. Oh, we're so sorry about

that. I don't mind. Well, just so tired.

Was out hunting all day.

And was in the middle of sex when I get
a call to come. So I come, and then I

come.

We're sorry about that, too.

Just been a very long time.

I knew how important it was for my
mother.

to have you here tonight your mother see
when she say massimo come and relieve

this man i know i must come and mama
mama okay okay and she's

uh so excited you give her a

new life before this she not even
wanting

to cook ever again but when she found
out She had a fun, and then you come so

far to eat her. Sorry?

Eat with her?

It's my English.

Our Italian.

You really bring her back to life.

This the woman I know, you know.

So, many thank yous to yous.

A toast.

Ma, por la grappa.

She's a dev.

You know what?

We're driving, so we probably shouldn't
drink. And we should probably be going.

No. No.

Massimo.

Si? There's something we need to tell
you. Dom.

Your mother? Dom.

Si?

She, uh, makes the best pizza we've ever
tasted in our entire lives.

Well.

Well. It's true, then.

I tell to you, she live for this night.

For you to care about her cooking.

Is more the case now that my brother
Giovanni

is dying.

Sorry. Yes, and my father, he had a

common stroke when my brother died.

Now he's on iron lung, six months.

I say too much. We drink. I find some
grappa. You like? You will like.

You no go till we drink together.

Okay.

Let's go now.

Open it. Open it.

You open it. I don't have the key. Oh,
wait.

I don't.

Okay. No. I do. I have the key.

But I do not have the phone. Who opened
your phone? I'm going in. Hi. Hi.

Sorry to jump you. Oh, no.

I am Francesca. Uh -huh.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

You Finnish?

No, we're American.

No, finish with the dinner.

Uh, yeah. Uh -huh. I know who you... You
do?

She did.

Uh -huh.

Okay. Everything?

Yeah,

yeah, we gotta go.

Yeah, in fact, I gotta go get my phone.
Yeah, grab your phone. Yeah,

we're just gonna... We'll be on our way.

Another. Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

You are wet.

Uh, yeah.

Where do you go? Just coming to get my
phone. Your mom was charging it for me.

That is, uh... This, uh...

It is, uh... This is my...

It's my brother's shirt.

Giovanni. Yeah. I buy for him. Yeah. I
know this. Your mom. How you get? Your

mom, my shirt was muddy, and so your
mom... Mama give you this.

Yeah. Mama give you shirt of my brother.

Yeah, she give me ticket to Washington.

Mama, che non era una buona idea aprire.

No, no, no.

Too soon.

Giovanni only die a little bit ago.

I can give you back the shirt. I really
don't...

Me to keep it Giovanni he was like you

he again She always wanted to be happy
and make

husband and family but He's not go like
this

Zero the not to do don't

She's deaf, yeah.

I'm going to get the phone and then I'm
going to come.

You two, uh, welcome or need this?

Drink with me. It's just that my
husband's outside. He's waiting for me.

out.

We were trying to drive back to the city
tonight. We weren't thinking it was

going to be a big late night, so... No
grappa.

No liva.

Thank you

so much.

Really nice of you. I should really go.

Oh, no,

just Bella.

Oh.

Oh,

a rain.

A rain. Yeah.

Massimo, I'm really sorry for wearing
your brother's shirt. I'd like to return

it.

You're going to be dead.

What?

Dead. You're going to be dead. No!

Dead? You're so wonderful.

You're going to be dead. I don't want to
be dead.

Yeah, I got to go find out.

Or she hides.

Or in there.

In there, under the table. No, no, no.

She's not in there.

No, because I was in there. I would have
seen her.

So she's not in there.

Definitely not under the table.

Okay.

Well, see ya.

Bye.

He's celebrating.

I take the head off. No, please don't
take the head off. You're going to be

dead. I don't want to be dead. Why not?
He's great. It happens when it happens.

You're going to be dead.

Fuck. He's pathetic.

Come here. You're going to be dead. I
don't want to be dead.

Go!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Cole, you stabbed him? Well, he was
gonna... I just needed to...

Sorry.

Why you treat me like

town whores?

I come to say, you're going to be dead.

Why?

No!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

What happened first? I was trying to
protect you. I was trying to protect

God. Are you hurt? No, I'm fine. I'm
just scared.

Okay. Oh, God.

Is he? I don't know.

Okay, here we go. Okay, flip him.

Oh, God, there's so much blood.

Oh, there's so much blood. It was an
accident, right? It was self -defense.

He was going to kill you. He was going
to stab you with that knife.

And then he was going to drink that
champagne.

Oh, God. This is all your fault.

You planned this trip and now two people
are dead. We killed two people. We're

going to go to jail. No, we're
Americans.

They can't.

Holy shit. He's not dead.

He's alive.

What do we do?

We can save him. What? We can do CPR.

No. Yes.

We're going to do CPR.

You got to do the mouth part. Me?

Yes, you do the mouth part. You did it
for Zia. Look how well it went.

I can't do it. I've got a deviated
septum. I can't get any power behind it.

Come on, baby. You got this. God. No
blood -borne pathogens. No blood -borne

pathogens. Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Go ahead. Go ahead.

We've saved him.

Massimo, this is all just a full -blown
miscommunication, okay?

Just stay with us.

Oh, good. They're there.

There we go. Stay with us. What do we do
now?

I'm dottore.

I'm dottore.

Dottore. Dottore. He needs a doctor.
Yes, Massimo, a doctor is on the way.

What?

He doesn't know. We've got to stay
positive right now.

Okay.

He's starting to kick in. You sound
great, baby. Okay.

Get the phone. Get the phone. Okay.

Okay.

You're doing great.

Okay.

Mindy, it's Candace. What?

We have to get it. I know. Where?

There. Okay, right here. Okay.

Okay.

Baby, the train's been covered in blood.
Baby, you're totally covered in blood.

Okay.

Clean this up. Okay.

Okay.

What's my hair doing?

Baby.

Okay. Ready?

Hey!

Hi, guys. There you are.

Hi. Hi.

Yeah, oh, are you okay? Are you in the
hospital? I am. I'm just, uh, I'm just,

uh, where are you guys?

Oh, we're just having a very, uh, just
relaxed dinner at home. Oh, pizza night.

Oh. Um, can you just... Excuse me, one
quick second.

So, what's going on with you?

I'm sorry. I really need you to just
keep it down for one quick second. This

a really important phone call, okay?

Okay, stay with me.

I've been trying to get a hold of you
because the baby's coming.

What?

Yeah, yeah, I guess he maybe heard your
voice and decided that it was time

because my water broke after I spoke to
you guys, so I'm in the hospital.

My sister's been trying to reach you
guys, so you probably have a bunch of

missed calls. We're so sorry about that.
We're really sorry. No, everything is

totally fine. I know, it's okay. I was,
like, really anxious, and I thought

something had maybe happened to you
guys, so... No, no, no. No, nothing out

the ordinary.

No.

That's a relief.

Yeah, I didn't want to be panicked while
I was going into labor.

No, we don't want that.

He's dead.

He's dead. Our phone died.

But now they're charged.

And we're here. And how is the birthing
going?

How are you feeling?

Good. Everything's good. I'm five
centimeters dilated. And the doctor says

baby's heartbeat is very, very strong.
Okay. And I'm good.

He just really wants out.

This is just like altered so much,
right? Yeah. Well, we will pull

together here.

We'll get to the airport.

I'm so glad I got you guys. I'm so glad.
Well, we are too. Yeah. We will see you

very, very soon. Yeah. The doctor's
coming in real quick. I'm going to call

guys back, okay?

Oh, go. Go, go.

Yeah. Bye.

to be scared.

Are you scared? Yes.

I'm terrified.

But you're going to be okay. I don't
know.

I don't know. I feel like I'm going to
pass out.

now. Yes.

Let's go.

Where are them?

We killed him twice.

We saved him once. I know.

CPR, it's a hoax.

It never works.

He was going to kill us. As soon as he
saw that movie, he was going to kill us

for sure.

We were holding our ground. Exactly.

And we are the only two people who know
what happened.

Does that seem like we committed a
crime? Yeah.

That's why we need to go get our son
right now. Yes.

Let's go.

Okay. I'll get the key.

Francesca, this whole thing is just a
real misunderstanding.

We could just explain that, uh,

we're good guys, and, um, we just got a
chance to, uh,

to maybe talk this through.

was in the kitchen and she fell down
some stairs.

And I swear we were trying to revive
her.

And Massimo, well, Massimo was trying to
kill my husband.

So I had to do something. It was self
-defense.

I just want to talk to you.

Cole!

The goat. So I did that, and it's like
she hit the car. It was an accident.

Oh, God.

This has to be the last one. Absolutely.

I don't want to do this anymore. No, it
can't be like a thing we start doing in

L .A.

Yeah. She called me a fag. What? Yeah.

Gross. Five times.

Toxic.

Are you okay?

I mean, I've been better.

Let's throw her in the truck.

Okay. I feel like we would have been
friends with them.

Okay. All right. Here we go.

Okay.

Well, we can't leave them like this.

Then how are we supposed to, you know,
leave them?

Do you think they have any trash bags?

Okay Sorry guys

Dom?

Yeah?

Come here for a second

I have an idea.

It's for our family.

Okay.

Oh, God.

I can't. Okay, but... Oh, God, he's a
big boy.

Here we go.

Ready?

What's happening?

I thought we killed her.

That was on you.

Okay, CPR works?

Baby, good job. All right, you too.
Okay, here we go.

Okay.

Here we go.

Here, put these on.

The best I could find.

Wait, that's what you're wearing? Yeah.

Oh.

Okay,

I got it. I got the wrap. Okay.

On our way to the airport.

See you soon.

Can you put your seatbelt on? I will in
a minute.

We've had enough accidents today.

I just want to get out onto the road.
Can you just put the seatbelt on? Oh,

right.

Oh, fuck.

What? Oh, Dom. What? I forgot about the
old man.

What old man?

His husband, his iron lung that was
going to tell you that we started

people. Oh, it's Candace.

She said, I knew you could do it. Hurry.

Hey,

would you put your seatbelt on? Come on.
It's not just put on your seatbelt.

Is she crazy?

She's the neighbor.

The one from her husband's house? Yes.

Chief!

I'm a horse.

A human horse.

Testimony.

He's dead.

He's dead by calling us Froci. It seems
so.

Don't say a fucking word, you don't have
to say a word.

I don't know.

Look.

The murder weapon. It's a dick.

A dick?

No, it's not a dick, it's a fucking
murder weapon. Show some respect.

It's a dick, look at the knife.

Ah, a dick.

You could have said it right away.

Now we can retrace it.

Let's go find that son of a bitch.

But don't run.

We're not running, but we're at the
airport. We're allowed to be in a bit of

hurry.

Let me do the talking. Yeah, of course.

Hi, can we have two tickets to
Pittsburgh, please?

I have two first class tickets
connecting through Charlotte, departing

We'll take them. Great.

Baby.

Caught myself shivering.

Accidents happen.

You have no idea.

You're welcome.

The first ones to close the doors, hurry
up guys, let's go!

Have you enjoyed Italy? Yeah, it was
great. The pizza was great. It's all

Domenico Colosimo, stop!

I got you.

I'll take the fall.

You take our baby. Okay.

Americano, you think you live in the
country?

I'm glad I caught you just in time.

It's just an accident. An accident
happened.

We didn't mean to do anything.

Whatever it be, big problem.

You left your passport.

Oh, you idiot.

It'd be pretty hard to come back in the
United States without it. Thank you.

Grazie mille.

You're welcome.

Thank you.

Six of you to return my passport. Okay,
thank you. Come on.

Enjoy your flight.

Thank you.

Bye -bye.

Are you really going to leave me here?
It would be a sacrifice for me too.

What's the room number? I don't... I
think it was like 402 or... Hello, we're

Dom and Cole. We're looking for Candace.
Yeah, they moved her to 401.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

How are you?

I'm sorry we're late. It's okay. I'm at
the point where everything is... It's

okay.

And I'm... And this is your boy.

Do you want to go again? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. I just left.

Yeah? We just fell asleep.

Hi. Do you want to get up?

Oh, hi, guys.

Oh, he's awake.

Hi, hi.

Just like that there is

He's your son he is

So, what did you think of the name?

Um, yes.

It's Giovanni.

Okay, ready? And here we go.

Okay, take three.

Let's try to act a little more normal on
this one.

Here we go. This is just harder than I
remember it being. I agree. Okay.

All right, why do you want another
child?

Why do we want another child? Because we
want to give your child a great life

and hopefully have another exciting life
experience.

Yeah, because raising a kid is fun.

Talk about the experience of picking up
your first child from the hospital.

Let's skip that one.

We'll skip that one for now? Yeah.

I can still hear her head hitting the
rock. Okay.

Why don't we call Dr.

Marcy and we'll get a... Goat session,
of course.

That's probably a good idea.

I'm going to get a percadam.

How do you think those goats are?

They're alive, right?

Bella's still alive.

Okay, what have you learned by becoming
a parent?

That we would do anything for him.

Anything.

Okay, I think we did it. I think we
killed it.

Oh, oh, okay.

Okay, well, Gio, come on. Hey, buddy,
don't lift the camera.

Okay, here we go.

Gio, how many dadas do you have?

Yeah.