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(heart beats)

(gentle foreboding music)

(tense foreboding music)

(Jenna screams)

- Jesus Christ, honey, what is it?

(Jenna pants)

Bad dreams again?

- [Jenna] Yeah.

- Oh God.

Are you okay?

- Yeah.

(Jenna breathes heavily)

(gentle foreboding music)

The sky's not falling yet.

- Yet.

What was it about?

- What, the dream?

It was the same one.

(gentle foreboding music)

(tense suspenseful music)

(body thuds)

(upbeat rousing music)

- [News Reporter] The outbreak of this still unknown disease

is becoming even more rampant than ever.

Scientists think it originated

with the strange animal attacks from the northern states

and has infected humans with rabid like symptoms.

We've had reports now of homicidal

and cannibalistic tendencies in the infected.

There seems to be a severe mental disorder associated

with the symptoms of flesh eating and murder.

Although I've never heard of murder being described

as a symptom before,.

I'm just reading you the reports as they're being handed in.

If you know of anyone who has been infected

or showing the early flu-like symptoms

of this horrible disease,

you are urged to contact the closest emergency facility

and if possible the office of the surgeon general.

(gentle foreboding)

- [Travis] What is it, honey?

- I don't know.

I guess I just didn't really feel

like hearing about it right now.

Dad.

- Jenna.

(Jenna chuckles)

- I've been meaning to ask you.

Where do you think we're going?

- What do you mean, sweetie?

You know where we're going.

- [Jenna] Dad!

(wheels squealing)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Oh my God, are you all right?

- Me, all right?

Are you all right?

- I'm fine.

- Now, what the hell do you think you're doing, lady?

- Dad!

- Are you just waiting around here for someone to come along

and plow you over?

- I know it was stupid.

I never thought I'd flag somebody down

in the middle of the street.

Please, believe me this is truly an emergency.

- Dad!

- What's the problem?

- It's my daughter.

- That's your daughter?

You two look like sisters for Christ's sake.

- Please, it really is an emergency.

(gentle suspenseful music)

- Dad, what do you think you're doing?

- [Travis] It's all right, Jenna.

I'm just gonna take a quick look.

- Dad, they might be sick.

- [Travis] It's okay, sweetheart.

Just relax.

(tense foreboding music)

- [Carmilla] Hi, I'm Carmilla.

- What the hell is all this?

- That's my other daughter.

She's been infected.

- Infected?

She's dead.

- She's sick, dammit!

- Time to go, Dad.

- Please!

- Look, lady, I wouldn't even know where to start.

You know, I-

- I need you to take my daughter, Carmilla.

- Take her?

- Please, she isn't infected.

I have to get her sister some help,

and I can't take the chance of her infecting the both of us.

- Geez, lady, you know, I mean, I,

you don't even know where the hell we're going.

- But you're perfect.

I can see you have a daughter of your own.

Wouldn't you do the same for your own child?

(tense foreboding music)

- I better get some gas.

- Do you think that's a good idea?

- Well, we need gas.

(tense foreboding music)

- Say, are your pumps working?

- (scoffs) Of course, they work.

It's a gas station, ain't it?

- Well, then I need to fill up.

- [Gas Station Attendant] Be my guest.

- Excuse me, sir, do you have a restroom here?

- It's out around the side.

- Oh, thanks.

Do I need a key?

(rim thuds)

(rim clanks)

Thanks.

(gas station attendant clears throat)

- Can I help you?

- Uh, no.

(gentle foreboding music)

Who's that out there?

(gentle foreboding music)

- (scoffs) That's just Bob.

- Bob?

(gentle foreboding music)

- Excuse me, I think I need some help

with your restroom door.

- Uh-huh.

The key turns to the right.

- (scoffs) Well, maybe you'd like to come out here

and hold your 50 pound rim

while I turn the key to the right.

- Well, of course.

At your service, huh?

(Jenna chuckles)

(gentle foreboding music)

- That's mainly for decoration I think.

- I figured that.

- You're a friendly soul, aren't you?

- Yeah, well, don't get any ideas.

I'm not that friendly.

(gentle foreboding music)

(gentle foreboding music)

Oh my God.

Did you make this?

- It was handmade, but not by me.

- So somebody made this for you?

Oh, it's interesting.

- It's yours.

- No, you're kidding.

No, I couldn't.

(gentle foreboding music)

Thank you.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Everything all right, Jenna?

- All good, Dad.

- Where is the attendant?

- He went to help Carmilla with the restroom key.

- Hi there.

- [Bob] Hello.

- Dad, this is Bob.

- Nice to meet you, Bob.

(dog barks)

- Oh Jesus, Bob.

I told you not to bring that mutt in here.

Just put that key behind the counter there.

(rim clanks)

Thanks, sugar.

So just the gas then?

- Yeah, that's it.

- Right, that'll be 48.50.

- Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?

- Hey, look, you can go to the competition next time.

Rupert Station is only 130 miles the other way.

From 60 then.

(gentle foreboding music)

- It repels vampires.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Here's your change.

Have a nice day.

(gentle foreboding music)

- [Travis] You ladies ready to go?

- Do we need any supplies while we're here?

- No.

- Well have a safe trip.

- We will.

Bye.

- Bye.

(gentle foreboding music)

- What is it now, Bob?

(tense suspenseful music)

Oh, shit.

(tense suspenseful music)

(gunshot fires)

- What was that?

(gentle foreboding music)

(answering machine beeps)

- [Answering Machine] We're sorry,

your call cannot be completed as dialed.

Please check the number and dial again

or call your oper- - God dammit!

God dammit!

Son of a bitch!

(car engine revs)

(car beeps)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Hello?

(gentle foreboding music)

Is anyone here?

Hello?

Are your pumps open?

Oh!

Oh gross.

(gentle foreboding music)

Oh!

Oh shit!

(gentle foreboding music)

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Shit!

(gentle foreboding music)

Jesus, you scared the living shit outta me.

God!

You know you got a dead body in there, mate?

A dead body's in there.

- Yeah, I know.

- Well, aren't you gonna do something about it?

- Figure what the hell!

- Oh yeah, right. - Yeah, for the boss.

- Okay, yeah, I mean you, you're not paid to take care

of this sort of thing, I know,

but I mean there's a dead body.

(tense foreboding music)

Are you all right, mate?

- Have a bite.

- Have a bite?

What bite is that?

(tense suspenseful music)

(gas station attendant screams)

- Bite.

- Oh!

Who's up?

(tense suspenseful music)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Whoo, all right, you zombie fuck.

(tense dramatic music)

(glass breaks)

Rot in hell.

Whoo!

Whoo!

Rot in hell!

Wow! (laughs)

(hat clanks)

(gentle foreboding music)

(zombie grunts)

- Nice to see yo settle down, sweetie.

Soon your purpose here will become evident.

- You kidnapped me.

- [Julia] Does that really matter now?

- Hey, partner.

Careful you don't scratch that window.

That's a $200 window.

You should have seen that guy.

When I hit him with the bumper,

he hit the hood, hit the window and splattered the window,

and he just flew over there.

Well, look at that shit he left on my hood.

Can you get that?

Yeah, that's good.

- It's quite the adventure you had, my friend.

- [The General] How about that?

- Your time is coming.

Should be here in just a few minutes, in fact.

- Hey, partner, where is your spiffy biffy?

- Ah, it's uh just down the hall.

(car beeps)

(door slams)

Just the jerky, Miss?

- And some gas.

I'll be back in a minute.

(gentle foreboding music)

- It's you, you devil.

- What the fuck are you doing?

- It is you.

- Ah, our dear friend, The General.

- Your daughter Carmilla poisoned my girl.

- Carmilla?

- Her.

Don't be seeing seeing my,

my daughter said she left that devil with us in our home.

- I heard she ran off, but she's quite the little, well.

- I have no business with you.

I've come for Carmilla.

- So take her.

(elbow thuds)

- It's me, devil.

It's an old police car.

You're stuck.

(The General laughs)

No, I can't kill Carmilla yet,

but remember, you're still flesh and blood.

(Tessa groans)

(door slams)

(car engine revs)

- Are you okay, ma'am?

- I'm fine.

I let him do that.

- You let him do that?

- I could have snapped his neck

before he took his next breath,

but I needed him to take the bait.

Why the hell am I telling you all this?

- I guess I just have that kind of face.

- Hmm, you're cute.

- (chuckles) Um, do you want me

to patch up the tire on your car?

- What car?

- Oh, Jesus Christ.

I'm really losing it.

(gentle foreboding music)

(phone keypad beeps)

- You know people get killed doing that.

(phone rings)

(phone beeps)

- [Jenna] Hello?

- Hey, Jenna, it's me.

Can you pass me over to your dad?

- Sure, hold on a sec.

It's for you.

- Hello?

- Oh, hey Travis.

- Well, if it isn't The General himself.

- You heading up to the meeting place?

- We haven't veered away from the original plan as of yet,

so I'd have to say that's affirmative.

- Excellent.

Listen up, Travis.

I got Carmilla here with me.

I wanna take her out there,

kill the bitch, and go head for home.

I wanna find my daughter.

That search party they got out for her is the shits.

- I'd have to give you a big negative on that one, buddy.

- What are you talking about, friend?

- I'm not Carmilla.

- Shut the fuck up!

(elbow thuds)

What was that?

- Listen, General, whoever you've got there with you,

it's not who you think she is.

We've got the real deal right here with us.

- That lying witch.

I, I'll call you back.

- What was that all about?

- Nothing much.

The General just wanted to make sure that we'd still leave.

Oh shit!

- You ain't Carmilla.

- Tell me something.

Did you get a look at those posters back at the gas station.

- Posters?

You mean?

- Yeah.

I'm a beauty queen.

- That witch kidnapped you.

- So that you would think I was,

well, whoever you thought I was.

- Carmilla.

- My name is Tessa.

- That's incredible.

You're dead ringer for her.

You could be your twin.

- I don't look that much like her.

That witch pulled a fast one on your mind, old man.

- Maybe.

You know you're pretty snotty

even if you are a beauty queen.

Get out of the car.

(door slams)

Ha, good riddance.

- [News Reporter] The epidemic is spreading

at an extremely alarming rate.

It is highly contagious.

The military has tried unsuccessfully

to quarantine several towns.

We're getting more and more reports of rabid cannibalism

and even the staff here at WJ.

- Mr. Fontaine,

are you sure there's no engine fluid in the trunk?

You didn't even look.

Sometimes there's a compartment

underneath the baseboard in there.

- There's nothing in the trunk.

- It just seems like such a waste of time

to wait around for someone to show up with a car.

And even if someone does, they might not help.

- Listen, I don't want you ladies to worry about a thing.

Okay?

Everything's gonna be all right.

- Who's worried?

(The General groans)

(The General grunts)

- Holy shit!

(body thuds)

(The General groans)

(tense suspenseful music)

(The General grunts)

- You broke my fucken tooth.

- Well, now that we're even, you broke my fucken cigar.

(tense suspenseful music)

(The General grunts)

(Tessa moans)

(The General moans)

- What the fuck, man?

- You should have left when I told you to, beauty queen.

- It's really stuck.

- Rested is the man who does not walk

in the console of the wicked.

(The General screams) (tense suspenseful music)

(glass crackles)

- Listen, I wanted to ask you something.

- Can I have one of those?

- I thought you quit.

- I did.

So you wanted to ask me if I quit smoking?

- I wanted to ask you about the woman

back at the gas station.

- What do you mean?

- The one who gave you two the amulets?

- Bob?

- Yeah, Bob.

- Well, what do you wanna know?

You were there.

- What was she saying to you when I walked in.

- Saying to me?

- She was whispering in your ear.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Oh, that.

- What?

- Dad, you always think there's some kind

of conspiracy going on.

- Well, there usually is, isn't there?

- Well, just because they're really after you,

it doesn't mean you're not paranoid.

- Okay.

- Look, when Bob gave me the necklace,

I didn't wanna take it

because I thought it was some kind

of family heirloom or something.

I mean, I don't know.

It was handmade and all.

So I didn't wanna take it.

So she was breathing in my ear.

She said, "Actually, I have a bunch of them."

- That's it?

- That's all she said.

- Well, that wasn't very apocalyptic, was it?

- Sorry to disappoint you, Dad.

- Hey, can I get one of those smokes?

- Where's your amulet?

- It's in the car.

Thanks, Mr. Fontaine.

- Someone's coming.

- Oh shit!

(gentle suspenseful music)

- I don't think he's slowing down.

- I think you're gonna have to be

a little bit more aggressive, Mr. Fontaine.

(tense suspenseful music)

Stop!

(tires squealing)

Please, we need a hand.

You look awful, Mr.

You been in an accident?

(Carmilla screams) (dramatic suspenseful music)

- [Travis] Ah shit!

(dramatic suspenseful music)

(jeep driver growls)

- Watch out, Dad!

(blood splatters)

(saw clanks)

There's no jumper cables in here.

He doesn't have any coolant either.

You know, there's nothing in here we can use.

Hey, wait a minute.

Would this help?

- That's great, honey.

Look, would you get out of our way there, sunshine?

- Sorry.

Let me give you a hand.

- No, we got it.

(saw clanks)

- Did you have to saw his head off?

- Yes, I did, actually.

- Well, let me ask you this then.

Do you usually carry a saw in your bag?

- You never know when you're gonna need one.

- Dad!

Cops!

- Oh shit!

- Nobody around for hours

and now it's grand fucken central station around here.

- Cover that body up, will ya?

- Surely the cops are gonna know

what's going on around here.

- It doesn't matter.

- It's still illegal to kill people.

(gentle foreboding music)

(sirens blaring)

- Good morning, officer.

- Afternoon.

- Afternoon.

- Can I help y'all out?

- Ah, it's really not much of a problem.

Just a little overheated, that's all.

- Uh-huh.

And you sure you won't be stuck out here?

- We're almost done here.

- Next town's quiet a ways away.

I could call someone on my radio for you.

- Oh, that's fine.

We're almost done here. - Almost done here.

I know.

So you got engine fluid?

- Ah, well, the young lady here was gonna be

so kind as to take her Jeep back to the next town.

Get some fluid.

- Don't think so.

- What do you mean?

- The station's closed now.

- Closed?

- Yep.

Tell you what, I got a gallon of coolant in my trunk.

I surely don't mind donating it.

- Oh, if you're sure that's all right.

- [Police Officer] Think nothing of it.

(hood squeaks)

(hood slams)

- You sure this'll be okay?

- [Police Officer] No trouble at all.

Well, you folks take care then.

(door slams)

(car engine revs)

- [Carmilla] Shit, that was so close.

- Where'd she go?

- [Travis] Must have turned off a side road.

- What side road?

- Now, who's paranoid?

- I'm not paranoid.

I'm perplexed.

- Don't talk back.

I'm your father.

- (scoffs) Oh, please.

(Carmilla laughs)

- Travis, is that you?

Right.

Yeah, well, I'll see you tonight.

Well, sometime.

I don't know.

I'm, I'm taking a different route.

Yeah, I'll see you when we get there.

Right.

Talk to you later, Fontaine.

Keep in touch.

Yeah, gotta go.

- Is that The General again?

- Yep.

(phone clanks)

- Ah shit.

- [Travis] I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

- What's going on?

- Not much.

Same plan.

The engine's good to go though.

- Cool, let's blow this popsicle stand.

(hood slams)

- You wanna take the Jeep?

- You're kidding, right?

- No.

We better get that thing outta here anyway.

- Afraid he'll draw flies.

- Afraid he'll draw more than that.

Here's the guy's keys.

- Yuck.

(door slams)

- Can I ride with you, cowgirl?

(door slams)

- [Travis] Are you two riding together?

- Is that all right, Dad?

- Why don't you come and get your bag out of the car, honey?

I suppose you can handle yourself

if anything should happen.

- What's to happen?

- Nothing's gonna happen.

(door slams)

- If we lose each other,

you know where we're gonna meet up, right?

- I have my cell phone with me.

- All right.

Drive safe.

- We will. - We will.

(door slams)

(car engine revs) (Jeep beeps)

- Rock and roll.

(gentle foreboding music)

Tired?

- The sun's getting to me a little.

Do you smell something?

- I think it's her friend in the back there.

- Already?

- Maybe the sun's getting to him too.

(both laughing)

- Hey, Dad.

- You girls all right?

- Yeah, just taking five, that's all.

- You want me to stick around for a little while?

- No, that's okay.

You go ahead.

We'll catch up in a few minutes.

- Okay then.

Well, see you later.

- Bye.

(gentle foreboding music)

Do I have a booger or something?

What?

I don't think-

- It's okay.

(gentle romantic music)

- I think maybe we should go.

- You will.

(gentle suspenseful music)

Hey there, Sleeping Beauty.

Feeling better?

- Did I pass out?

- I guess so.

You okay?

- Yeah, crazy dream, that's all.

(phone rings)

(phone beeps)

Hi, Dad.

(Jenna laughs)

Who else would it be?

Of course, we're fine.

Where are you?

That's not so far.

Yeah, we're passing it right now.

Uh-huh.

Okay, see you soon.

- [Carmilla] Is he far ahead?

- Not far.

We should catch up easy.

Ah shit!

- [Carmilla] What is it?

- I got my period.

- I'm pulling over.

- Pulling over where?

There's nothing around here.

- Those rocks are looking pretty good.

- Rocks?

- Quit your bitching, queen shit.

Grab a tampon and get out there.

Or do it here, I don't care.

- No.

All right.

I'll be back.

(scoffs) Thanks, Houdini.

(gentle foreboding music)

(door slams)

Where'd you get the smoke?

- Our friend back there had a pack on him.

- (scoffs) Gross, Carmilla.

- What?

It's not like he needs them anymore.

- Do you mind if I drive for a bit?

- Sure.

(door slams)

(door slams)

(door slams)

(car engine revs) (car beeps)

- So what do you think, doctor?

- Is this the only sign of the infection?

- I think so.

I don't feel so hot.

- Is she gonna be all right?

- Well, I tell you, I've seen worse

and those people survived.

The human immune system is not something

to be taken lightly.

(gentle foreboding music)

However, one can't be too sure now, can they?

(gentle foreboding music)

This will help a lot, honey.

(gentle foreboding music)

(Jenna screams)

- So what's the verdict then, doctor?

I mean, is she gonna be all right?

- It's a strange epidemic on the rise.

I really have seen other people survive worse.

But then again,

I've seen people turn into raving lunatics

have had less exposure than your daughter's seen.

It's unpredictable.

If Jenna hasn't displayed any symptoms other than fatigue,

there's a good chance she'll be okay.

- Thanks, doc.

- [Doctor] Now, she may experience some hallucinations

as a side effect,

and I suggest that we keep an eye on her,

but she should be fine in the morning.

- [Travis] So what was that you gave her?

- Just an herbal cocktail.

It hurts like hell when it hits the blood,

but it's gonna do wonders for her body.

- Listen, can I get you a coffee or something?

- Actually, I could use something stronger.

- I'll make it two.

- Think so.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Bath!

(tense suspenseful music)

Bath!

(tense suspenseful music)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Dad.

- What is it, honey?

- There's something in the tub.

(tense ominous music)

- Oh my God.

Who did this?

(Jenna screams)

(gentle ominous music)

- Jenna!

Jesus Christ.

- I didn't see.

- This doesn't seem right.

- Is he moving?

Carmilla, don't.

- Hey buddy, what's your problem?

- Carmilla, we've got a dead body in the back.

- So that was in self-defense.

Hey man, are you gonna move it or what?

- This is weird.

Jesus Carmilla, what are you doing?

Shit!

What's wrong with him?

(gentle foreboding music)

- Check this out.

- Let's leave it be.

(gentle foreboding music)

(gas mask clanks)

(stake splatters)

- Oh shit, man!

(scoffs) I didn't know that could happen.

- Neither did I.

Come on, let's get outta here.

(car engine revs)

- What took you guys?

- I don't suppose you happen to run into any soldiers

at the edge of town?

- Yeah, but I took care of it.

- Where are we going, Mr. Fontaine?

- Right here.

- Oh!

- This place seem familiar to you?

- Should it?

- The General wanted us to wait for him,

but I think it's okay if we take a look around.

- Whatever!

(gentle foreboding music)

(tense suspenseful music)

- [Travis] This used to be a church

before they renovated it,

turned it into a convent.

- This place is huge.

- Can we take a look around?

- [Travis] That's why we're here.

- You gonna come with me, Jenna?

- Is that all right, Dad?

- You girls go ahead.

I'm just gonna go check out the basement.

- You know there's not really a basement here.

- [Jenna] What do you mean?

- It's a crypt.

Your father's going down to an old decrepit crypt.

- How do you know that?

- All these old convents were built the same.

They were all built with crypts underneath them.

Come on in here.

Would you look at this place?

- [Jenna] It's weird.

- [Carmilla] It's creepy, huh?

- And there's sheets on the bed.

It's almost as if somebody's still living here.

(gentle romantic music)

Carmilla not here.

- Why ever not?

- Because this place is creepy.

- Just relax.

- Carmilla, I don't know.

- You do know, Jenna.

Your protests are already less than half-hearted.

(gentle romantic music)

(gentle foreboding music)

- [Nurse] Snap out of it!

(Jenna grunts)

(door slams)

- I can't believe you got her here voluntarily.

- I think she was under the impression

we were going somewhere else.

- [Doctor] It's incredible, really?

I've never seen a virus instigate

such a massive mental breakdown.

- Yeah.

She's fucken nuts.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Bath.

(Jenna screams)

(tense suspenseful music)

- Hey, it's okay.

(gentle foreboding music)

(tense foreboding music)

(Jenna screams)

- What the fuck happened to you?

(zombie grunts)

(brain splatters)

Shit!

(tense foreboding music)

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

What is this?

A fucking zombie convention?

(gentle foreboding music)

(zombies growling)

(dramatic suspenseful music)

(Jenna grunts)

- [Travis] Look what I found.

(dramatic suspenseful music) (chainsaw whirs)

(Jenna screams)

(chainsaw whirs)

(Jenna grunts)

(tense menacing music)

(Jenna screams)

(bodies splattering)

(zombies growling)

(Jenna screams)

(The General grunts)

(nun screams)

(The General grunts) (chainsaw whirs)

(tense suspenseful music)

(Jenna screams)

(gentle brooding music) (heart beats)

- You're early.

- Come on, we'll regroup down the stairs, okay?

(vampire moans)

Where's Camilla?

- She was with Jenna.

- Well, I don't know.

She was with me, but she disappeared.

- Did you find her crypt?

- Downstairs under the church.

(vampire moans)

- Let's go.

- Dad, they might trap us

if we go down into the crypt unprepared.

(vampire moans)

- We've gotta destroy Carmilla and her eternal resting place

if this nightmare's ever gonna end.

- We are unprepared.

(gentle ominous music)

(body thuds)

- Listen, Jenna.

- Whoa, she's right, General.

- She's your daughter.

- I mean, look at this with clear eyes.

- She's right.

If we go down to the crypt unprepared,

it's our last wasted move.

(vampire screams)

- We have to find Carmilla, anyway.

- Let's go outside.

Once we're at the crypt,

Carmilla will come to us.

She has to defend it.

She has no choice.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Unless she kills us first.

- I don't wanna kill you.

(gentle foreboding music)

- [The General] I can't believe Carmilla's mother

left her with you.

I guess she thought we were doing Carmilla a favor.

- [The General] Well, she knew I was after then.

This is quite a fortunate coincidence.

- [Travis] It saves us a lot of time.

- [The General] What's the matter?

- [Travis] Oh, I thought I shut the back.

- Oh, the back.

I popped it open.

Your keys were in the ignition.

I needed some steaks.

I was running low.

- Oh shit!

- [The General] There's something I gotta ask you, friend.

- Oh General, listen, I can explain everything.

- Yeah.

Well, please explain why you got my dead daughter

in your car.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Mary groans)

I'm gonna kill you for this, you, you.

- Please wait.

- Back off, Jenna!

- [Travis] Just hold on.

- We had to do it.

- You had to kill her.

- She's not dead, but we had to stop her.

- She was sick when she came to us.

She came to us for help.

She was completely disoriented.

- Carmilla had already bitten her.

- The whole time I thought she was missing.

And you knew where she was.

- Look, we tried to save her.

She killed the doctor for Christ's sakes.

Look, general, I'm the one

that put the stake through her heart.

- [The General] You think she's better off dead?

- She's not dead.

- [Travis] We only stopped her temporarily.

- (chuckles) Stopped her.

You stopped her!

- [Travis] Look at her for Christ's sakes.

This happened nearly two weeks ago.

And look at her.

She hasn't even decomposed at all.

- [Jenna] We figured we could save her

once we killed Carmilla.

(The General chuckles)

- Save her.

Save her.

- General, you know I loved her

like she was my own daughter.

(The General grunts)

- I'll kill you for this.

(tense suspenseful music)

(Jenna screams)

Shut the fuck up!

(tense menacing music)

(Jenna screams)

(The General screams)

- Help him!

- Get this steak out of me.

- Weapons first.

- It's the only one we've got left.

- Christ!

(tense menacing music)

- Fuck!

Fuck!

- [Jenna] Shit!

(The General screams)

- Jesus!

(tense suspenseful music)

(glass crackles)

(The General groans)

Ah, Mary fucken Jesus.

(tense suspenseful music)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Shit!

(gentle foreboding music)

Cool.

(gentle foreboding music)

- Come here, Mary.

(gentle foreboding music)

- I know who you are.

(The General screams)

- Hold her down.

(Mary groans)

(The General screams)

(Mary screams)

(gentle foreboding music)

- [Mary] Daddy.

(Mary coughs)

(gentle foreboding music)

- Wow, these things really work.

Everything okay?

- Just fine.

(The General screams)

Now let's kill that fucken succubus.

(gentle foreboding music)

(door crashes)

- Yeah, it's in there.

(Travis pants)

(door slams)

- Oh God, that stinks.

- [The General] Phew.

Phew.

- What's that?

- Wait and see.

You got the stick?

- Right here.

- Mary, bit me pretty bad.

I don't want to come back like that.

- Can you hold this, honey?

(tense dramatic music)

- Are you okay?

- Peachy.

(tense suspenseful music)

(door slams)

So do you think we did the right thing?

- What can I say?

I truly have no fucken idea.

(car engine revs)

(gentle morose music)

- Mr. Fontaine, we seem to have developed a situation.

It seems your daughter has run off with one of our nurses.

- [Travis] Run off.

What?

- You're still here.

- [Jenna] You thought I was gonna leave.

(gentle foreboding music)

I'm gonna go to the bathroom?

(gentle foreboding music)

(toilet flushes)

(tense menacing music)

- Ah!

- Carmilla, behind you!

(tense menacing music) (people laughing)

- [Operator] Dr. Forrest Dial 118, please.

Dr. Forrest, please dial 118.

(door slams)

- [Doctor] It's a strange epidemic on the rise.

(book slams)

(upbeat music)

♪ So you broke your neck now ♪

♪ At the age of 13 ♪

♪ Said it's a rough break kid ♪

♪ I wonder what they're gonna do with me ♪

♪ Don't feel bad for me 'cause ♪

♪ I feel bad for you ♪

♪ You said you got no friends now ♪

♪ Well, I've got more than I know what to do with ♪

♪ Jim's cup drank was never half empty ♪

♪ His cup drank was always half for full ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Drinking in the bush ♪

♪ All his best friends were there ♪

♪ The stars alight in Jimmies eyes ♪

♪ Tumbling dice just another step away ♪

♪ Jim's cup drank it was never half empty ♪

♪ His cup drank it was always half for full ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye in a wheelbarrow ♪

♪ Like a wild Cattyotye ♪

(gentle foreboding music)

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