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Biqu�ni Girls Vs dinosaurs

Translation: Gabyreis | Ice | Shamayaboy�

Translation: Chei | Malucat | Lu Colorada

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SOMEWHERE Far from the earth

The sidereal space It's intensely colored

And a package Of digestive cookies

Cost much more Than $ 690.

Some bad guys Of the Imprio Tirico da Horde

You are going to get started to start A space battle ...

Change to the computer of artillery.

Evaluating Offline Systems Nominated agent

Named, change to the computer of artillery.

It's working well.

Offline is appearing.

Restarting.

Jumping for interception curve.

Taking a little of turbulence.

Move for attack form.

Understood.

Trading for D-Link side belt.

Named, you recycled the data bus?

Oh yes, yes, I tried that.

Keep trying.

What a send!

Ol�, ladies!

Maybe they are The girls in biiquii.

Biqui girls on the radar.

Right.

We are the villages, let's go start shooting first ...

without provision.

Changing to mode "end them".

Pimba and pimba.

Security locks turned off.

Security locks turned off.

Exaggerated.

Shit...

Horde warriors!

New contact rules.

Shoot first.

And we don't waste time asking.

We have better ships And more weapons

But they pilot better SORRY

They are running away.

There are still more three living.

They are better ships, more firepower

and is in their territory.

Half ties things!

The next village is mine.

Your time.

It looks like it's flying with eyes open to vary.

When I speak, v� to the right.

No. I take him.

Glitter ball time.

No! Shut up, come up.

Understood. Climbing the stairs.

Instant disc, guys!

I forgot how this Leave me sick.

These warriors are still That bug on the program?

I'm thinking What are you thinking.

Ready weapons Preparing to fire

3 ... 2 ... 1!

OH SHIT

COLLISH IN PROGRESS

Time to update the software, Boys!

Back is base.

Rock, dear. Roll.

Yes. Charming.

Now, to the business.

Horde is attacking with more frequency.

I know.

Their naves I'm so, so ...

Give me a help.

Without grace.

I found it too.

So they continue to be exploded from the space.

The pilots demoralized.

You would also be, in one of those exquisite ships.

There is no ... There is no money.

They look more with garbage ornaments.

Reporting as requested.

Of course it is.

And all are super fabulous.

- Thanks. - Controller!

Fabulous. All of you.

They do the thing again.

Rock, dear. Roll.

Oh, you kill me.

I'm glad I'm The Controller!

You are too fabulous, Fabulous controller.

Bajulasso and this bikini in the color I like

come to take you away.

Let's send you one.

Dear, those people Central Adornsables

They want you to do A very small favor

before its inauguration.

But we need to rest, Controlling fabulous.

I know. I know.

I said to them.

But your stepmother arrives tonight

And central wants you to take a spacecraft and accompany you.

There is celebrities?

Of course, honey.

You will be pampered.

I already said, You look like pion.

Taste.

And there is no other escort Available for this?

No one else is about to inherit this little planet,

In addition to you, My hot princesses.

Rejoice.

We are not in it.

We will be there.

Give me a smile, girls. You can get wrinkles.

Fabulous.

Files fall, darling.

Kiss for each ...

Roll.

Rock!

These silly girls No nothing.

I should be the ruler.

Voluptine Queen.

� ... I like to be here too.

What I said about mystic When am I driving?

Sorry!

They left you stupid When did you have that surgery?

You want me to say Something for you?

Bring me the scientist

and then come to recharge,

Turn a toaster What you absences do.

Tuning ...

A complete dose ... of monocannah.

Here is the Xau, aboard the zelatron.

I am driving important experiments.

Please go away.

OUR GREAT VOLUPTINA LION Demands your presence

in the third decline after the second phase.

"The third decline after the second phase "?

Yes. Correct.

What time is that?

I think it's four and little.

Okay.

I'll be ready.

Now leave me.

There is her.

You must fly more.

You are good at that.

Glad you are here to tell me that.

Let's get in shape in my brand. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Welcome, nieces.

Vadies.

Ol�, stepmother.

Volptin ...

Hard meat cow.

What?

We are very happy to see you.

�timo Botox.

I didn't apply botox ...

Oops, it was bad.

You had some kind of accident ...

with your face?

Trauma?

Leave freshness.

Take me � Alfa Space Base.

The planet is gathered to give honors.

I received an important message. Let us talk later.

- Okay, slut. - Whatever.

Find a way to get rid of the girls of Biquôni.

I'm a scientist ... Not a killer.

I must remind you of 8

What did I cover up?

No.

Or that black hole that you positioned wrong

Within M51?

- All good. Leave with me. - Tim.

- Enter? - You gave me an idea.

Maybe that black hole Be �tile, after all.

Do you have a plan?

I started the completions to send The girls in Biquôni

at a short visit not planned.

In a place where Being found ...

Vivas!

Excellent.

But there is one thing, Volptin.

- I have something to ask. - What?

I will require a new assistant.

- Another no! - Without the aid of the assistant,

I can't complete the necessary completions.

Okay, that's fine!

I will ask for central to send a new one.

Thanks.

Now, I need to go back to work.

Plon, a small planet Located in Zeta -reticuli

And he was one?

We have problems.

Beautiful shot, dear.

The onboard computer is going For that black hole.

I say, That black hole!

� So beautiful.

Like a sandwich with extra bacon.

Yes, just that much more deadly.

A black hole like this large quantities of maturity.

Serious? AT� Size-Family Cereals?

It is a black hole, shut up. It consumes everything in your way.

Could swallow to My washing machine.

- Chessus. - Well, something.

Friends, flight control is locked.

We're going straight to him And I didn't even pack.

Too late.

- hold on. - If we survive,

- Biquan girls forever! - That's right!

We are entering.

ABOUT THAT...

Studied astrophysics and cerica at the space academy.

Could you give more details?

Two years in Xanthum.

Studied the effects of gravity in stars.

You have been very enlightening.

A last question.

How do you feel about it ...

of needles!?

I was a lot, Very sick.

Did I interrupt anything?

We are doing a job very important scientific.

No tell me!

I say yes!

We are testing The resistance of cooked candy.

It is a very valuable job.

I may need when invading my next planet.

"Never win us, we have Extra strong bullet protection. "

Seriously!

Do you want something, voluptin?

You dispatched The girls in Biquôni?

They are not bothering you anymore.

Very well, scientist,

But you will be responsible If there is a problem.

There is no problem.

No as if I had counted on your plans

of Galostic Domination, with unnecessary details,

and then out of the room for them to make a plan

of intelligent escape, but desperate.

All good. Continue, enter.

What?

Turn off the visortron.

But it's on your side!

But I'm talking For you to do that.

I didn't apply to stay Calling and turning off things.

Jesus. Happy!

Heck, that was difficult.

But we are still whole.

Those space stones It's still here!

I will admit That this was scary.

Does anyone know where we are?

Checking the computer.

The most prosecution star � type G1.

It seems to be A little boring here.

But how do we come home?

I think we can not.

Already we are sharing,

I think we were hit for one of those stones.

The propulsion reactor It is leaking.

We lost a lot of plution.

We don't have energy to come back.

I saw a Tesco now in the black hole.

Probably There is no plution.

Drug.

I'm receiving A mysterious sign.

Comes from a source I had never seen.

I never saw This type of signal before.

I never saw This type of display before.

Who are you?

It was what I needed. Back to the normal planet.

We are being followed.

Pass on the dehumidifier and turn on the Waffle Motor.

Doing it now.

Is in the speaker.

It looks like a mysterious sign.

Searching in the Catologist.

I thought!

Culottes is in fashion again this year.

Do you think it would be good on me?

You have the right body For that, dear.

Your calves are beautiful.

Thank you, dear.

Did you find something about the signal?

What sixth would be?

I will check the database.

It's time for me to have A new look.

I thought.

Pioneer 10.

� a space probe of someone called "nasa".

Can you decode?

I will try now.

In the speaker.

Greetings of the Earth.

You can understand This message ...

must be part of an intelligent civilization.

US State Department This is a record ...

Pioneer 10.

Introduction from Earth to Aliens We are not alive at Pioneer 10,

Welcome to Earth For being too small.

Never put it several things and people

UNITED STATES Within a place so small.

Other paçes NASA would like to contact

Propulsion Laboratory with extraterrestrials like you.

Lan�ada on 03/02/1972 Small and Green?

In the space Is there a hairy?

Please, NOT EAT MY CREE.

Mission objectives I'm kidding.

Explore the solar system US

Explain 70's fashion No invading, we can react

Find Roswell's aliens and play bombs on you.

Earth is the fourth planet less away from our sun.

Things about the earth Sorry, the third planet.

CULTURE the fourth planet � v�nus.

�rvores How do I delete this last part?

PEOPLE Made me looking stupid?

Water cavio, disconnect.

Calculators End.

shit, I should have said: "No Roswell."

- You are off ... - Earth.

It can be fun.

And must have plut�.

Wait, girls,

I've been thinking ...

Why would you do that?

I didn't have to think since this morning.

By the quantic theory from Campos,

We have not changed Only from place,

but also in the timeline.

- What are you saying? - I don't know,

But it seems to be English.

Comparing the heavenly graphics in the probe database,

For the stars of this area,

and disregarding the limit of ChandraSekhar of 1.4

of the solar mass by my assumptions,

I believe we have focused on time.

Did you invented this now?

Thinking here above, damn it down here.

Tansy is right.

We follow a closed curve,

for a mythical of Reissner-NordSstrom.

According to this,

We came back in time.

How long?

More or less 70 million years.

A TIME ...

I will not get a signal.

The p'intzduro is a ship of the population of P'utine,

A RACE OF A PLANET of Gamma Nexus.

What do they want?

They asked A meeting with you.

Bring them.

What a big ship ...

The protocol needs to be accomplished,

I will talk because I have The best calfs.

Go.

Volutptin, our faithful heiress,

Wonderful queen, Supreme Dominator Fofucha,

and goddess of Lycra.

We are pleasing to you an appeal To understand ...

With license.

Serve me a Kluge juice.

Please proceed.

We will vote for you to become queen

And, in return, we want to colonize in a new world,

where sheep wandered,

where we can point for things

and where singing in the rain,

Domine all the 72 television channels.

I represent all people of the impiration P'utine,

except TIB-HEAD FRIPPLIES,

The Qualgamists of Zeta 4,

The Wuuznans in J'TNAMBY,

Pestella and Ogu-Bong-Bang

of the Geeze Savatodos system,

Madame Kadin, 1st trader and his 4 children,

Gulge, Rother, BASNAAN AND GRUUUGE,

TENNOMETHHOSIANS of Ootaphon 9.

AND...

Now...

- Anyone else wants to talk? - Take me from here!

Monster!

There!

You must obey me.

Earth people. Greetings.

I'm Glas, from Plon,

as our triple sun It's weak,

We wish to travel to the sphere of the bread

and make it our new home.

Greetings � Practice sphere.

This is all.

We all agree.

Let's go to the earth See if we buy plut�.

There were stores In that �por?

Good question. Maybe we buy Online ?

No, you are not understanding. Maybe we have to look.

There were no people 70 million years of years.

Enter, where they caught the caf� for travel?

Probably, had delivery .

Then we worry about it. First the plution.

What those space stones still do it?

The analysis says they contain large amount of alpha iron.

When we pass for the black hole

our hull must have been magnetized.

The magnetic effects they must have over.

We will be well.

See this place.

No chance of having malls ?

Not fragrant.

It smells weird and outdoors.

I think the memory bank called ...

"Nat-tuteness."

I think I can I get used to it.

Listen.

Nothing.

Only the wind.

Not even a corner of Tyrol.

I think we should damn it.

- All good. - All good.

What was that?

Like A beast of the Farion curve.

They are not these here. Or so?

I hope it's not. But if you have,

Prepare the lightning gun to kill.

I think I found a little plution.

500 meters in that direction.

- � Safe? - We don't have another choice.

Always has a choice, my friend. Always.

I was thinking in using red.

That. I liked. Give right, honey.

- is rocking the barbarela. - Thanks, cat.

I think we better take a plut� Before we do something else.

We agree.

Me too.

ol�, children.

this is the part of our history

where the girls in biqui�ni travel from point A to point B.

We are approaching.

Wow, it's shit. Very shit.

- T� shit too. And you? - Shit, all disgusting.

Disgusting and shit.

Noisy and shitly shit.

I'm in the same.

I gave a neat shit.

Casty shit.

But not so disgusting.

The type that stinks, sticking very sticky.

Know how we come back In the time of the earth?

- Yes. - Yes.

And that that growl was not From the Beast of the Farion curve?

- Yes. - Yes.

And the database from Pioneer 10

not mentioned The Trihssical Era,

JUDISSIC AND CREATICIA of this planet?

- Yes. - Yes.

What did About dinosaurs?

Large, wicked, stinky, and do not eat dairy.

Good to know.

I don't want to scare them, girls,

But I think I saw a well at you.

Run!

I think it's better separate ourselves.

His crorbro is very small to decide who will eat.

I think he already decided.

Shut up, brought the cheese Urgency?

- Yes, why? - Play it!

Here, big, The way you like.

Phew. It was narrowly.

Fortunately who don't like cheese.

I don't think so that killed him.

ol� to all, Dear citizens.

fabulous controller, transmitting from the central.

I don't want to disappoint No one,

But Bquin Girls were given as disappeared,

and they didn't even take a change of clothes.

If they are not found AT� TUPANNA,

Our wonderful lion, Voluptin,

Be ours New Queen.

Is that Mara?

It's me, Fabulous Controller.

No change.

End of transmission

� Official.

Confirmed the "disappearance" of the girls of Biquôni.

If they don't come back before of the eighth period,

after the fourth decline,

You will be declared queen.

And all the power will be mine.

What do you want so much?

It is a half clichter of the 70s.

I like. I win the gr�tis things.

- I had not thought of it. - And good trips. Generally.

Even so Want all this power?

Not the power itself.

But it is good for the parties.

"I have a lot of power."

Boast. I drew.

Like "supreme power".

This is something I will say.

"Supreme power".

And what I win In this way of yours?

What do you want?

Best benefits, To start.

Will win a car and medical convenience.

I want extra dangerousness because of the corrosion.

There is a lot of metal in me.

We discussed this in the proxima revisement.

I know, I know.

And your attitudes temperamental.

We are closer.

That seems to be A nest of dinosaurs.

Good. We are without alternatives.

� Use plution or stay prey here for a long time.

The plution is right there.

Glad I brought A bag for him.

- Where did this come from? - Run?

No, not this time.

Are you crazy?

That was incredible.

Thank you, Madame.

Come on, you two.

I'm seeing you.

Are 250 ml of metal.

Obey me.

I dominate your will.

Kill the scientist.

The scientist must die.

Glad it's a�.

He's hanging me ...

Cool.

Bichani girls enter Are you really away?

Yes, I'm sure.

Perfect.

My no-plane has become a good plan,

even without being planned.

He... It is stronger than me ...

I will try new no-plans in the future.

I see you are busy.

We talked later.

Goodbye.

Like dinosaurs See that?

The dinosaurs papal and mammals must give them

Biotic Fontoura to grow and become strong.

I thought. Voil�!

� plut�nio!

Do not stay with this in the way, Put it here.

Thanks. You saved me.

We have company!

- We can go there. - I can't.

It will mess my hair.

Damn! Dinosaur fight.

Give me a D! D!

Give me an i! I!

Give me an n! N!

Give me one o! THE!

Give me a s! S!

He arrives. We will have been devoured Before you finish.

My God! Look at the size From that refrigerator!

Oops. Time to go!

I don't believe it. I got a sign!

He called you To leave again?

- Shaun? - Yes, the stalker.

I said I was going to be "washing The hair "forever.

Let's go!

Good boy.

He is.

I don't think he wants Be nice.

Stay calm.

Wins snack If it's nice.

Are you okay?

Wow!

Infarction?

And a�? Has he already died?

Thanks.

Rapid.

- This will serve. - hold on.

Bundle.

Avante!

That was fun.

Does anyone accept a hole?

Plutage before.

I prefer sweet, But I prove it all.

I will put the plut� in the engine.

Mr Plut�nio FULL

Remember space rocks

that came through the black hole With us?

- I remember. - Remember the big?

- I saw some. - That a�.

Why the question?

A large, like, big Even is about

entering the atmosphere and go to land

In what is the maxico in about 69 million years of years.

Not worry, the maxic It is miles from here.

At least,

The dinosaurs have not died of poisoning by cheese.

Soldiers, let's go.

We do not provoke this, Do we provoke?

seven more seven less one, � Tr�s.

Perfect.

I did the highly complex

to return to the black hole and come home.

You are intelligent.

Let's listen to a song!

Wait a minute.

If we left a black hole,

How will we go back to one?

She has reason.

This creates a whole paradigm of causality.

A change In the temporal resonance?

You are forgetting the �bvio ...

I have a solution, Smart.

Which?

Let's go back and detect it.

Damn. It worked.

I'm not just A beautiful face

with an incredible hair and beautiful accessories.

I will use the Radio.

You are alive. How incomparable.

Incredible.

Incredible. Incredible.

It is an incomparable noticeable.

You are much simpler than voluptin.

I will have to reschedule with the suppliers.

Holy God, Being a party!

I look forward to seeing them.

Come on, they do.

Strange.

Yes, I always found the controller Strange fabulous.

No.

I say, Voluptina was ready to become queen.

You don't think ...

Our onboard computer It was sabotaged.

This is how we ended In the black hole!

She always wanted more power.

You are surrounded.

� Better to give up Or let's shoot.

Without exceptions.

Guys, please. Now not.

We have to return to inauguration. We can not fight now.

Not even a light shot?

No, sorry. We are busy.

- We can next week. No �? - Of course.

If there is nothing to do, Why don't you come with us?

Is intended to be our sworn enemies.

We can forget this at the party, be funny.

Have you wrapped in sausage?

Tons of wrapped.

Left a lot And you can take it home.

Right, girls. Good. You won.

And we see each other next week to fight.

- Of course. - Goodbye.

I'm surrounded by incompetent.

The girls in Biquôni It's alive!

� What they say.

Call that monkey.

Monkey.

A� is you.

Your master failed me

And I hope it will end what he started.

I am the breadth sphere.

Are you listening to me?

Obey me.

Suddenly, I feel strange.

Say the Truth �s Bichani girls.

The bread sphere consumes everything.

I work to serve it.

Goodbye.

� Last time I borrow money, tramp.

I had a brake pulled All this time?

Volptin.

Tansy, Cala, Solara.

Welcome back, Dear ones.

I never heard her Our names before.

- I have to confess something. - Bingo!

I wanted you to die.

But now I saw the error in my conduct

and renounce the throne.

I lost anything?

Tomorrow Spatial princesses

and governing this galleys as parents and children.

The bread sphere Take care of everything.

AT YOUR RETURN.

That. He was. Strange.

Not as much as The end of the Dynasty area.

When did the UFO appear?

�, but not � as if it existed ...

N�?

What are we going to do?

In truth, I don't want to be a princess.

I am a space pilot. It's in my blood.

Me too.

I want to fly through the space At 10000 km/h, shooting at all.

I don't want to sit Eating jam with a crown.

We can do something.

No ...

I can't do that ...

But you are fabulous in everything.

I'm really, no?

"Fabulous Controller becomes a fabulous queen. "

Perfect.

Think In the amount of parties

that can go.

The dresses. The infinite clothes.

- Continue. - It's in the face.

You with a robe and a bib crown.

� So ...

Modern.

I accept, I accept.

And the voluptin?

She is very busy.

Are you?

EARTH

I thought!

Dinosaur!

He is sure What do you want to go to?

I understood.

Your little shit!