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I gotta call your dad.

Okay.

Hey, so what's going on? Because you missed your flight and

we are waiting for you. Where are you at?

What do you mean you can't come until tomorrow?

That's bullshit.

You're in New York.

There's flights leaving every hour.

Oh, we're going to go get the car.

Huh?

Oh, hell no.

What's up, Mom? What's wrong? Do they not have a reservation in the system for

the car?

Your dad missed his flight.

Fucked up.

Not only that, he can't come until tomorrow. And he fucked up the rental

reservation, too.

Vacation is ruined.

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

Yeah.

I am fuming.

What are we going to do? Like, this place is a lot more complicated than

Nebraska. I know.

It's really freaking... Whew!

Humid.

Yeah.

I don't know, it's kind of hot here.

It's confusing.

I know.

Where are we going to go? What are we going to do?

Maybe there's something we can ask for help or something?

Maybe.

We can take a walk and figure it out.

What are we going to do?

I don't know. Do you have anyone that you know?

I actually... This is going to sound weird, but I do have an ex -girlfriend

lives here. Like, she's from Europe. She used to, like, come to Nebraska, you

know, like, with her uncle in the summer, and, like, we dated for a bit.

yeah, she lives here. I don't know. I could try calling her, maybe.

You got a girlfriend, ex -girlfriend from Europe? Check you out.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe I can...

Pull some strings here. We'll see. Make the call. Make the call. Let's do it.

Let's do it. All right. All right. Let me see.

Okay. You a girlfriend?

Yeah.

Hey, Valentina?

Valentina. Hey, it's Connor.

Um.

Yeah, yeah. No, you remember me from last summer, right?

Okay. I just want to make sure.

So, listen, I'm actually in Florida right now.

You're still here, right?

Oh, okay, yeah, no, exactly, that's where I'm at.

Um, so I'm in this situation, I'm, like, on a family kind of vacay, but our car

rental reservation got messed up, so I was wondering if I could, like, maybe

a huge favor from you, and, like, do you have, like, a, I don't know, like, do

you have a car I could borrow for, like, just, like, two days or something?

You do?

Okay, yeah, that would be amazing.

Tell her your dad fucked up the trip.

So, yeah, we can go there, and we can get the car from you, and, yeah, that

would be amazing. Thank you so much.

Hey, how are you?

I'm doing well. How about yourself?

Well, good.

Well, I'm a little surprised that you were just calling me only when you have

you know, need.

I'm sorry about that. I'm not trying to, like, use you or anything.

You're like you're trying to take advantage of me, huh? No, I know I

that. I just appreciate you. I want to say thank you, like, so much. Because,

like, we're kind of in a bad situation with this rental car company fucking us

over. And we have no...

No way to get around, right? All right, darling. You can always count on me. All

right, all right, all right. It's okay. You guys enjoy your time in Florida,

right? That's the McCarthy.

And maybe we can, like, grab a coffee or something.

That would be awesome. Yeah, just let me know when.

Good luck.

All right. Have fun. Good to see you. Bye. I'm going to go grab a burro,

Okay. You have fun. Bye.

Bye. Thank you.

A lot crazier driving out here than Cornfield, Nebraska.

Yeah, just don't kill us in the city.

There's so many people in cars, I'm a little nervous.

I can't believe you got us a car.

I got connection, what can I say?

She's so hot.

Yeah. From Europe?

Yeah, she's like Italian, yeah.

How did you land that?

I don't know. I mean, I'm just... How did you do it?

I don't know. I'm like, maybe some girls just want me? Like, I don't know.

Like, maybe... I'm like, okay, I'll tell you.

I got, like, a really big dick.

I don't even believe me, but you want me to be honest? Like, that's what it is.

Yeah.

So... Dang, so the dick got you the car?

In a roundabout way, I guess you could say that, yeah.

Damn.

Woohoo! Vacation!

Well, we're on vacation now, yeah. But you got a big dick, really?

Yeah.

Believe it or not, yeah.

Alright, let's stop here.

thing apart.

You got it.

I call bullshit.

You call bullshit?

Bullshit.

Oh, I'm serious.

Why would I lie about that?

I call bullshit.

Just like your dad saying that he can't get another flight out today?

Bullshit.

Well, I mean, you know me pretty well. Like, I'm not one to lie.

Won the lie.

Well, show me your truth.

So prove it.

Prove it? Prove it.

All right. I'll hold over and show you.

Wow.

Jesus, that's massive.

I told you.

Don't tell your dad.

What are you doing?

It's good.

I'm sure she'll do.

I

didn't

think you would have to fuck me.

Right back here?

Uh -huh. Let's go.

Okay. Okay.

That's it.

Yeah. Yeah.

You know what?

What? Let's go to the hotel room. This is... Yeah. It's probably, like, safer,

I'd imagine. I feel like I'd definitely be going to jail if we get caught.

Yeah.

Okay. Let's go. All right.

Now I know why all the girls like you. Yeah?

I told you I had a big dick.

Like, we hit all that car crazy.

We are not telling your dad.

Yeah, or anybody back home. They would, like, think we're crazy for that.

Maybe that's the taste of you.

I'm not tasting half bad.

I think I'm alright.

My cell phone is so gone

friends about this.

The table next door is so noisy.

I know.

Oh, my God. At least we finally got out.

your dick is so much bigger than your dad's it's really yeah your

dad looks like a little little ant compared to you it's like he's got a

mint between his legs oh my god it feels like a cucumber going in me

That's because your dad has a tiny dick.

I guess that makes sense.

Oh, my God.

After this, I think I'm just with him for the money.

Oh, God.

That really does have a small dick. You're so tight.

You want to ride me?

Yeah.

and fuck me like this.

Like this.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

At least with you, I don't have to fake my orgasms.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

I'm so glad he has his ass in fucking New York.

he gets.

Hey babe, I'm fucking your son.

Yeah.

Oh my God, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Damn.

That's the biggest dick I've ever had.

Ever, ever?

Ever, ever.

Oh, I wonder why the ladies love you so much.

You seem like really experienced.

That's surprising.

I'm a bad, bad stepmom. Oh, God.

I'm really glad you had this idea.

Uh -huh.

Careful, bad ones.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes

It's like the fifth time I...

between his legs, at least he can freshen my breath.

Oh,

fuck

yeah. Oh, I watch my little ass pop up and down.

Jesus.

Oh.

Absolutely terrible.

Biggest check I've ever written.

It feels so damn good.

Oh, God.

Oh, don't tell your dad. Don't tell your dad.

Oh, God.

Oh.

Why would I?

The dearth of a pencil.

Sorry to hear that. I don't know how I got a big dick then.

I don't know how you got a big dick.

Oh, God.

Getting that load ready for me?

Yeah, that's right.

I want that load all on my tongue.

All right.

That Stepson load.

I can't believe we did all that.

Yeah, I said it back.

I mean, I guess Dad won't be here for tomorrow so we can sleep together,

Yeah, fuck him. He's not here until tomorrow.

That was amazing.

I did not expect your dad to produce a song that had a big dick like that.

Especially since you don't have a baby. I guess it came from my mom's side of

family. That's kind of weird.

Definitely your mom's side.

Wow.