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I gotta call your dad.
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Okay.
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Hey, so what's going on? Because you
missed your flight and
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we are waiting for you. Where are you
at?
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What do you mean you can't come until
tomorrow?
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That's bullshit.
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You're in New York.
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There's flights leaving every hour.
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Oh, we're going to go get the car.
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Huh?
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Oh, hell no.
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What's up, Mom? What's wrong? Do they
not have a reservation in the system for
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the car?
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Your dad missed his flight.
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Fucked up.
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Not only that, he can't come until
tomorrow. And he fucked up the rental
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reservation, too.
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Vacation is ruined.
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Oh, my God. Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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I am fuming.
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What are we going to do? Like, this
place is a lot more complicated than
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Nebraska. I know.
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It's really freaking... Whew!
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Humid.
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Yeah.
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I don't know, it's kind of hot here.
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It's confusing.
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I know.
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Where are we going to go? What are we
going to do?
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Maybe there's something we can ask for
help or something?
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Maybe.
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We can take a walk and figure it out.
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What are we going to do?
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I don't know. Do you have anyone that
you know?
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I actually... This is going to sound
weird, but I do have an ex -girlfriend
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lives here. Like, she's from Europe. She
used to, like, come to Nebraska, you
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know, like, with her uncle in the
summer, and, like, we dated for a bit.
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yeah, she lives here. I don't know. I
could try calling her, maybe.
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You got a girlfriend, ex -girlfriend
from Europe? Check you out.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Maybe I can...
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Pull some strings here. We'll see. Make
the call. Make the call. Let's do it.
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Let's do it. All right. All right. Let
me see.
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Okay. You a girlfriend?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Valentina?
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Valentina. Hey, it's Connor.
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Um.
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Yeah, yeah. No, you remember me from
last summer, right?
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Okay. I just want to make sure.
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So, listen, I'm actually in Florida
right now.
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You're still here, right?
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Oh, okay, yeah, no, exactly, that's
where I'm at.
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Um, so I'm in this situation, I'm, like,
on a family kind of vacay, but our car
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rental reservation got messed up, so I
was wondering if I could, like, maybe
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a huge favor from you, and, like, do you
have, like, a, I don't know, like, do
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you have a car I could borrow for, like,
just, like, two days or something?
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You do?
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Okay, yeah, that would be amazing.
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Tell her your dad fucked up the trip.
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So, yeah, we can go there, and we can
get the car from you, and, yeah, that
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would be amazing. Thank you so much.
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Hey, how are you?
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I'm doing well. How about yourself?
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Well, good.
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Well, I'm a little surprised that you
were just calling me only when you have
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you know, need.
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I'm sorry about that. I'm not trying to,
like, use you or anything.
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You're like you're trying to take
advantage of me, huh? No, I know I
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that. I just appreciate you. I want to
say thank you, like, so much. Because,
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like, we're kind of in a bad situation
with this rental car company fucking us
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over. And we have no...
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No way to get around, right? All right,
darling. You can always count on me. All
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right, all right, all right. It's okay.
You guys enjoy your time in Florida,
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right? That's the McCarthy.
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And maybe we can, like, grab a coffee or
something.
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That would be awesome. Yeah, just let me
know when.
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Good luck.
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All right. Have fun. Good to see you.
Bye. I'm going to go grab a burro,
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Okay. You have fun. Bye.
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Bye. Thank you.
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A lot crazier driving out here than
Cornfield, Nebraska.
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Yeah, just don't kill us in the city.
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There's so many people in cars, I'm a
little nervous.
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I can't believe you got us a car.
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I got connection, what can I say?
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She's so hot.
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Yeah. From Europe?
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Yeah, she's like Italian, yeah.
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How did you land that?
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I don't know. I mean, I'm just... How
did you do it?
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I don't know. I'm like, maybe some girls
just want me? Like, I don't know.
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Like, maybe... I'm like, okay, I'll tell
you.
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I got, like, a really big dick.
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I don't even believe me, but you want me
to be honest? Like, that's what it is.
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Yeah.
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So... Dang, so the dick got you the car?
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In a roundabout way, I guess you could
say that, yeah.
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Damn.
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Woohoo! Vacation!
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Well, we're on vacation now, yeah. But
you got a big dick, really?
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Yeah.
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Believe it or not, yeah.
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Alright, let's stop here.
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thing apart.
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You got it.
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I call bullshit.
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You call bullshit?
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Bullshit.
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Oh, I'm serious.
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Why would I lie about that?
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I call bullshit.
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Just like your dad saying that he can't
get another flight out today?
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Bullshit.
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Well, I mean, you know me pretty well.
Like, I'm not one to lie.
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Won the lie.
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Well, show me your truth.
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So prove it.
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Prove it? Prove it.
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All right. I'll hold over and show you.
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Wow.
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Jesus, that's massive.
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I told you.
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Don't tell your dad.
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What are you doing?
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It's good.
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I'm sure she'll do.
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I
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didn't
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think you would have to fuck me.
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Right back here?
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Uh -huh. Let's go.
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Okay. Okay.
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That's it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You know what?
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What? Let's go to the hotel room. This
is... Yeah. It's probably, like, safer,
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I'd imagine. I feel like I'd definitely
be going to jail if we get caught.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Let's go. All right.
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Now I know why all the girls like you.
Yeah?
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I told you I had a big dick.
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Like, we hit all that car crazy.
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We are not telling your dad.
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Yeah, or anybody back home. They would,
like, think we're crazy for that.
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Maybe that's the taste of you.
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I'm not tasting half bad.
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I think I'm alright.
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My cell phone is so gone
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friends about this.
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The table next door is so noisy.
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I know.
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Oh, my God. At least we finally got out.
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your dick is so much bigger than your
dad's it's really yeah your
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dad looks like a little little ant
compared to you it's like he's got a
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mint between his legs oh my god it feels
like a cucumber going in me
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That's because your dad has a tiny dick.
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I guess that makes sense.
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Oh, my God.
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After this, I think I'm just with him
for the money.
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Oh, God.
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That really does have a small dick.
You're so tight.
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You want to ride me?
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Yeah.
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and fuck me like this.
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Like this.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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At least with you, I don't have to fake
my orgasms.
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Fuck you.
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Yeah.
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I'm so glad he has his ass in fucking
New York.
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he gets.
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Hey babe, I'm fucking your son.
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Yeah.
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Oh my God, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes.
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Damn.
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That's the biggest dick I've ever had.
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Ever, ever?
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Ever, ever.
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Oh, I wonder why the ladies love you so
much.
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You seem like really experienced.
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That's surprising.
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I'm a bad, bad stepmom. Oh, God.
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I'm really glad you had this idea.
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Uh -huh.
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Careful, bad ones.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God. Yes, yes, yes.
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Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes,
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yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes
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It's like the fifth time I...
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between his legs, at least he can
freshen my breath.
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Oh,
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fuck
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yeah. Oh, I watch my little ass pop up
and down.
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Jesus.
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Oh.
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Absolutely terrible.
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Biggest check I've ever written.
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It feels so damn good.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, don't tell your dad. Don't tell your
dad.
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Oh, God.
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Oh.
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Why would I?
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The dearth of a pencil.
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Sorry to hear that. I don't know how I
got a big dick then.
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I don't know how you got a big dick.
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Oh, God.
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Getting that load ready for me?
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Yeah, that's right.
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I want that load all on my tongue.
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All right.
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That Stepson load.
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I can't believe we did all that.
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Yeah, I said it back.
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I mean, I guess Dad won't be here for
tomorrow so we can sleep together,
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Yeah, fuck him. He's not here until
tomorrow.
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That was amazing.
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I did not expect your dad to produce a
song that had a big dick like that.
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Especially since you don't have a baby.
I guess it came from my mom's side of
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family. That's kind of weird.
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Definitely your mom's side.
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Wow.
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