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Your daughter's getting cyberbullied. Oh, no, they didn't.

These little trolls need to learn a lesson. This one would really hit a

didn't tell them to say that one. People think they can say anything when they

are anonymous. You're not. You're logged in. So they all know this is from me?

Nothing. It's funny how outraged you all are about what I said to your kids. But

what about the things your kids said to my precious daughter? It's easy to do

what's right when people are watching. The true test of character is what you

when no one is watching. I was going to hide from it. Thank you for teaching me

to stand up.

You're welcome, baby girl.

This is awful.

What? I can't figure this out.

What's so complicated about it?

It says that Mary walked her dog five miles to get to the store.

If Mary's dog was walking a mile an hour, how long did it take Mary to get

the store?

Mary needs a car.

I know, right?

So, what's the answer?

Wait, you don't know the answers to that?

No, I don't.

Don't ask me.

What? Why not tell me?

That's your homework, kid.

If I gave you the answers, I won't be helping you.

I'm here for you, man.

That's because you don't know the answers.

Really? Man, I know all the answers.

Why won't you help me then?

Because, son, I'm a businessman.

I need some incentive to help you.

What kind of incentive?

Paper stacks.

talking about dollar bills.

Let me explain it for you.

Cash. That green.

That good, good moolah.

It's a lot of ways I can explain it.

Well, I don't have any.

Well, then, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to help you.

You know you're not right at all.

video conference with corporate, and then I need to get dinner started.

How long will that take?

I've seen her cooking.

She'll probably be all night.

And it still tastes horrible, like, ugh.

Honey, go and ask your dad.

Dad, can you help me with my homework?

Uh, oh, son, I'm really sorry.

Yeah, I gotta, um, overseas video conference in ten minutes, and I really

to get this done.

But,

Son, son, can it wait a while, please?

Well, I want to get it done.

Better yet, uh, uh, Dylan.

Yo.

Hey, uh, have you, uh, finished with all your homework?

Yeah, that was a breeze, bro.

Feedback to me?

I'm a smart guy.

Okay, hey, smart guy, will you help your cousin?

I already went down that road. He said no.

Why'd he say no?

Because I don't have stacks of paper.

What?

Wait, wait, wait. All that loose -leaf paper I just bought to your room?

Dad, get with it.

He's not talking about that.

Okay, well, what is he talking about?

That moolah, that good, good moolah.

Red.

Better.

So he wants to make a sandwich.

Money.

Okay, wait a minute.

So, he wants you to pay him to help you.

Yeah, ask him.

There's stuff on my feet, I can't do it. Bill.

Yo.

Yes?

Why won't you help your cousin?

How much you paying?

You know, it doesn't cost anything to be nice.

Yes, it do.

It does.

I mean, it doesn't. Look.

Okay. What does it cost?

No money for candy.

What are you talking about?

Will you help your cousin?

I don't do free labor.

Okay.

I'll pay.

For him?

Yeah.

Picture this.

Picture a nice big old house.

Ooh, that's witty. Yeah, yeah, with your own personal chef.

Oh, she been cooking?

She been cooking it up.

Oh, wait.

You're talking about all this stuff you already do.

You think?

Okay, I got you, Sam. I got you. Yeah, yeah. So, help your cousin.

Come on, son.

I'm helping.

Stop calling me that.

You sure that's a good idea?

Good idea?

It's a great idea.

What do you want? What do you mean?

Are you sure he's getting it right at school?

Well, I haven't gotten any complaints from the teachers, so... There is a

for that.

What?

They don't know how to communicate with him.

Again, I say, what?

She's telling the truth, Dad. Well, it can't be true.

Well, it is.

You should really go and talk to them.

Well, honey, I mean, you know, they would call us.

Yeah, they would.

Yeah.

Right.

We better call them in the morning.

Or go by.

We should go over to his school.

It's a good thing we thought of it.

Yes, independently of each other.

Together.

Because we're such good friends. We are.

Are you though?

Well,

how was that?

Wow.

Yeah, these, uh... It was great.

Thank you.

You just got lost for a woman like that?

What was that?

He said, honey, that he loved him so much, he wants seconds.

No.

I did not say that.

Well, ladies, it's your turn to do the dishes.

Mom?

Yeah?

What's the mess you left in the kitchen?

Well, I had to cook.

For the troops?

Just go.

Well, I really need to be getting home.

Girl, I know you got time to help me.

Okay, okay, fine.

Can you believe we have to go to school tomorrow?

We have to go to school every day.

I know, but can you believe it?

I guess not.

I feel like we're on three strikes with the principal as it is with hot passes.

I wish we could just get some counterfeit ones.

Girl, I know a guy.

I still don't know what I'm going to say to Zuri.

You still haven't spoken to him?

I'm getting to it.

You'll get to old age first.

I just hope he doesn't think I'm weird.

Why would he think you're weird? You're not the one walking around with toilet

paper on your shoe. Not one, not two, but three class periods.

Well, TP Bethany, last time Jerry and I ate lunch together, he said something

that made me laugh so hard, milk shot out of my ears.

That's not so weird.

nose, Bethany. My ears.

He won't think you're weird.

You really think so?

Not really. I'm just trying to make you feel better.

You are not helping.

I'm helping with the dishes.

Well, I don't want to go to school tomorrow, but since we have to, let's

scarves and dark glasses so nobody will recognize us.

Well, I'd love to help y 'all with chores, but...

Me and Charlie got some homework to do.

We're already done.

You snitch!

I wasn't trying to be a snitch.

Are you?

Yep. He made it so easy.

That's great. Thanks, Dylan.

No problem.

Well, I would love to help y 'all do the chores, but... Wanna play poker?

What?

No, why don't you take out the trash?

Take out the trash?

Do you know who I am?

Uh,

yeah. A kid who has chores in this house.

Man, one day that's gonna work.

I'm glad Dylan was able to help Charlie.

Me too.

Sure, me three.

He was able to help you, right?

Yep. He had answers for everything.

Okay, let's review homework.

First question. How many miles did Mary walk?

Dylan, your answer?

Who cares? Mary needs a car.

That is not the answer.

Oh, no.

It looks like your answer's wrong, too. It looks like all your answers are

wrong, Charlie.

Dylan, what did you do?

This is not good. You can say that again.

This is not good.

Okay, okay.

Relax, relax.

You don't think you need to take this seriously?

Look, I don't care about Mary.

I'm trying to get my rap career on point.

Your rap career?

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll tell you what.

Let's have a rap battle.

Say what now, huh?

Yeah. I will battle you. And if you win, you can take this home and do it again.

What about me?

I'll let you both do it.

Do that to yourself.

Yes, son. I'm trying to do that to myself.

Are you serious right now?

Yes.

Oh.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Spit your ga -

Am I really Don Bizzle? You just be out here trying to teach in the middle.

Okay, I'm a teacher. I've heard this before.

You think that you're special, but you need to learn more.

You got the talent that I can see. What you don't understand is how much you

need me.

I don't need you. I told you what I do. You're standing there looking like it's

truly hurting you. You out of your league. You don't even know it. Keep

at me. because your weakness just keeps showing.

Look here, my little young MC.

Don't you see the problem with you and me?

I got the knowledge, so power, I got it. You might have the talent, but don't

have the wallet. So better run quick before I get you with this slip. If you

don't be careful, you'll be broke before you know it.

I can go all day.

You're pretty good.

how we wrap the answers to all these questions.

That's dope.

Come on up, Dylan. We'll teach the class a rap that will answer all of these

equations.

Put the scarves in glasses.

Oh, sorry.

That is not a part of your uniform.

You know.

Then why are you wearing it?

Aren't they chic?

Better than toilet paper.

T .P. Bethany who?

Take them off.

Do we have to?

Take them off. Take them off now.

Now hurry and get to class.

Yes, Principal Matthew.

You have to stop doing that.

It's starting to become a problem.

Oh, no.

What? I see Jerry.

Where? Right there.

I'm sorry.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you leaving me?

Yes, like a rat on a sinking ship.

Insert myself.

Okay. Bye.

Hi. Sorry. Hi.

Hi.

I didn't think you'd talk to me anymore.

Because you sneezed milk out of your ears?

You saw that?

No.

Great. Because if you saw that, that would have been really embarrassing.

I don't know. I thought it was kind of cute. You have natural beauty.

Yes, I do.

Wow.

Can I walk you to class?

You really want to do that?

Yeah, why wouldn't I?

Everyone in this school is looking at me.

Who cares?

Go on.

Thank you for being so nice to me.

How could it not be? Come on.

Hey, honey.

Hi.

How was work?

I'm the man.

I got my new business card.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm. Let me see.

Ooh, okay. I see you. Yeah.

I'm the woman.

You are. You're every woman.

Hi.

Hi. How was school?

It was magical.

Magical?

I heard that.

Rebecca.

Yes, Mom?

What happened?

Nothing. I love being a natural beauty.

What?

That dude, Jerry, said she was a natural beauty.

It went to her head.

I don't need to talk to her.

Hey, uh, Dylan.

Yeah? Let me talk to you for a second.

So, uh, let me get this straight.

This little old boy.

What did he say again?

She was a natural beauty.

You calling her a natural beauty?

Yeah.

Honey, can I talk to you?

Oh, my.

What?

In the next room, please.

What is wrong now?

Really? Really?

Well, first of all, should no little boy ever be telling my daughter, okay, the

light of my life, the apple of my eye, you know what I'm saying? That she's a

natural beauty. Got her magical.

That's like the nicest thing to say.

You know what it is?

It's your mama's fault.

First time I met your mama, I said, I knew it.

She's not from your side of the family. Oh, I guess we're going to have to talk

about this.

You take the cake. It's come from your side of the family. Hey, boy, how you

doing? How was your date, Dylan?

Tell us what?

I mean, I could tell him if you don't.

Okay, the suspense is killing me. What is it?

Same time.

Let's do it at the same time.

Ready, set, go.

Boom!

Oh, wow.

Look at this.

This is amazing.

You got an A.

So, Dylan, you like school now?

Hey, hey, hey. Now, I ain't say all that.

It's all right.

Just all right?

Mom, Dad, you should have seen him.

Okay, really? What happened?

Come on, man. Pull up on that.

What happened?

The teacher challenged him to a rap contest.

What?

And I won.

And then she let him teach the class through rap.

We all got the questions right.

That's great.

I mean, it seems like this teacher really found a way to get through to

Yeah, I can't wait to go back tomorrow.

Oh, I love that you're this excited.

Man, I can't wait to hear this rap.

Come on, Dylan.

Show us what you got.

What can you infer from an integer?

Locate I, imaginary number.

If Mary leaves D .C. at 1115 and arrives at New York at 143, what's your train

speed? 64, 90.

90, 90, 90.

That was great.

All right.

Come on, boys. Go get washed up for dinner. Here.

That's yours.

Oh,

I love that.

Yeah, honey. I mean, we're doing it.

Just like a producer taking credit for the artist's work, man.

It's artist's work.

Yeah. Okay, artist's work.

This and that, this and that. Okay.

But you're taking credit for my work.

Okay.