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Yo, is that my diary? I heard you wrote a rap about your mom. It's none of your

business. Look, Dylan, there's no privacy in this house. Get over it. To

diary. Shut up. I found my first pencil today.

Ah! See, Uncle Mal? Give it back!

This is why you can't be going through other people's stuff. Enough!

Charlie brought me one of Dylan's raps about his mom.

Tell him the truth. That his mom ran off with some guy?

No! My mom's coming back. And we're not trying to replace her. Dylan, we're all

here for you. I'm not going to be going through your stuff anymore.

We're good?

Be good.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, man.

This is a great game.

I love football.

Easy for you to say.

My team is getting straight whooped.

But our team is crushing it, though.

Don't feel bad. Take a knee.

They're going for the pass.

They're going for the pass.

What?

Sit down, little baby boy.

Stop dancing.

Get the door.

Go get it.

But my team is making a comeback.

Get the door.

Hi,

Mr. Wilson.

Is Rebecca here?

Yeah, she's in a room.

Thanks. Okay, come on in.

Hi, Bethany Dillon.

Uh, but...

What's good with you?

Uh, life is good, Dylan.

That's funny.

Life is good.

Uh, can you move?

Mother!

Cool.

What's wrong with your voice?

What do you mean?

This is my voice.

Did you swallow a frog?

us grown -ups call puberty.

Really?

Yup. You like it?

Puberty?

No. My voice.

The deepness.

What's up? What's up? What's up? Our team is going!

Yes! But Dylan didn't.

Tell you something, this is amazing.

Did you hear that, Tommy?

Oh, I think I saw that, Bill.

What a catch.

If only I could catch Bethany's attention.

Uh, Dylan, you're too young for her.

Age ain't nothing but a number.

Look, you're eight, she's twelve.

I don't mind a cougar.

You want to date a cat?

like a tiger.

That makes sense.

You gotta stop keeping this kid in the dark. Like, seriously.

Like, seriously? You gotta stop dragging my kid into your darkness.

That's me.

The dark side.

Kylo. Dylan.

Ooh, Dello! That's fire, yo! Dello.

Yeah,

uh, listen, Dylan.

I'm never going to call you that.

Bethany doesn't like you.

And, you know, if a girl doesn't like you, it's rude if you keep trying to get

her to like you.

Mom didn't like you.

Well, you know, that was a different time.

Why was the 60s so different?

Right.

First of all, it was the 90s.

And time shouldn't have been different. It just was.

Your mom and I, we didn't get off to a great start.

So, what happened?

Okay, I'll tell you.

No, not this again.

The time has descended.

She was so sweet.

I met her in high school.

She thought I was a dork.

So she refused to talk to me until one day when I was playing football.

Mom said, good job. Will you marry me? Now they have two kids. The end.

I'm trying to watch the game.

So, is that what happened?

Actually, yeah.

Yeah, I mean, other stuff happened too, but, you know, that's the gist.

Touchdown! Yeah!

No!

Yes! Hit him again. Hit him again. Oh, my God! Hit him with it. Hit him with

Oh, I'm going to pay you back.

Watch this.

better dance moves than you.

Then, my mama had the nerve to say,

it's the fruit, ain't it?

And put the whole pineapple in my lunch.

I mean, how am I supposed to eat that?

Right.

Okay. What's wrong with...

that I wore to the skating rink on Thursday?

The one with the purple sock, orange scarf, and fuchsia skort.

The one where you thought you looked like... Beyoncé.

But looked more like her cousin, Beyoncé.

Yes.

Girl, no one will remember that. That was, like, days ago yeah well it's all

over the internet what i know what are we gonna do

i'm not going to school tomorrow you have to what will your parents say i'm

going to be sick you can't do that they're talking about you too just

because i was with you

I mean, how dare they talk about us?

See?

Okay, I'll be sick too.

Dylan! Out!

Hold up, baby. You sick?

Leave.

What you need, bae?

If my girl B is sick, I got the prescription.

No, thank you.

I'm not sick.

Then what's wrong?

Hold up.

They said what?

Dylan, give me back my phone.

I can't believe they would say all this about someone I care so much about.

Well, Dylan, thank you.

Bethany.

I'm holding up.

I'm feeling it worse here.

Did you tell your mom and dad?

I'm not going to.

Why not?

Just because.

Okay, now get out.

Can't stop. Ow!

Now,

if you're going to be sick, we have to look the part.

I got you.

You see that? That's my boy right there.

I mean, you're my boy, too, but that's my other boy. You know what I mean.

I never... How you doing?

Still in the same spot I left you two hours ago, I see.

Earthquake! It's the next one!

And he tackles down at the 40. Oh, hey, baby.

You off to your showing?

I just got back.

Psych. I was just playing. I knew that.

Nice name.

This is actually way more interesting than the game.

Hey, Dylan.

Is Rebecca upstairs?

Yep, and perfectly healthy.

Unusual follow -up. Hey, Rebecca, come help me get some things out of the car.

I would ask the boys, but they're surgically attached to the couch.

Mom,

is that you?

I wish I could, but... Me

too.

Wait, are we coughing or are we sneezing?

Okay, this is highly suspicious.

And so is it.

Dylan just told us how healthy you are.

Dylan!

That's weird info to just volunteer.

I thought so too.

Girls, is there some reason you don't want to go to school? I'm assuming

where this is going.

Yes. Okay,

which one is it? No or yes?

No.

Go on to yours, Rebecca, or I'm going to tell it.

Tell me what?

Dylan, this is private.

Becca's getting straight roasted on a wave, yo.

She what?

I'm getting bullied online.

See?

Oh, honey, they shouldn't be saying these things about you online.

I know that.

I don't believe this. Oh, good. You're listening.

Come on.

Figures. I don't like this.

I'm talking to your principal.

Yeah, get it on to yes.

No more, please.

I'm talking to him.

Walk right up to that school, get old Principal M to do the right thing.

That will only make it worse.

I will talk to him privately.

That won't help.

What do you want me to do?

Let's move to Zimbabwe.

Don't you want to work with kids in Africa?

I am setting up a meeting with him for tomorrow.

No, Mom, please.

Oh, come on.

What?

What?

Did I miss something?

What's the matter?

While you're watching football, your daughter's getting cyberbullied.

Our daughter?

Not time for a joke?

No, Miles, this is serious.

No, Mom, please, don't.

Baby, hand me your phone.

Thanks a lot, Dylan.

Bex, your plan was to hide from this.

Let your folks handle their business.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were getting picked on, Becca.

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

And what about you, baby? Why?

Oh, Dylan.

Oh,

no, they didn't. No, no.

A purple.

Oh, that one's true.

No, I'm just saying. No, no, that's my girl. That's my baby girl.

That's wrong.

This is not in the world.

That's what the kids are saying about Rebecca and Bethany.

I'm sorry I joked.

You should be.

What are you doing?

I'm getting back at them. Yeah.

Whatever they can say, I can say it worse.

Don't do that.

That's cold.

A bit cold, though.

Miles. No, no, no. These trolls, these little trolls, they need to learn a

lesson.

That's not a good idea.

Miles,

stop.

Oh, man.

We need some help.

Isn't it, trolls?

I got you, fam.

mama really hit him. Wow.

Yo. That's great.

How do you come up with this stuff?

I told you.

Dillo was all about the dark side. Feel me?

I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

Dillo. Yeah.

Are you coming to bed?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, honey. I'm coming.

Look, it's these trolls, these little trolls.

Look at this one. He's begging me to stop.

Babe, you shouldn't do that.

What'd you say?

Hit him with a tooth?

What does that mean?

I said hit him with a shoe.

Come on out.

You're helping him with his insult?

He's really good at it.

I'm glad he got it wrong.

You shouldn't be hitting kids with shoes anyway.

It's a dance.

when you start an honor.

You barely look to shoot.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, but it's past your bedtime.

And Miles, come on, he's eight.

Don't be trying me, Yasmin.

See?

Baby,

people think they can say anything when they are anonymous.

Oh, but you're not.

You're logged in.

What? So they all know this is from me?

Looks like it.

Oh, no.

What else did you say?

Miles? I didn't tell him to say that one, RTS. That was all your boy.

Oh, my gosh.

Too many exclamation points?

You think they know it was me?

No, honey, not at all.

It's all a joke.

Good morning, Mrs. Wilson.

Mr. Wilson.

Mr. Matthews, I appreciate you setting up this meeting.

We need to talk to you about the online bullying my daughter and her friend are

receiving. There you go, auntie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you got this. I'll see you all later.

No, sir.

Can you come into this classroom, Mr. Wilson?

There he

is.

What kind of parent are you?

My child has not slept all night.

What is hidden with the tooth?

Hold on, hold on.

You wanted to do it online.

Do it now.

Is there something you'd like to share with the group?

Yes. Yes, there is.

First, I'd like to thank my wife, the bus driver.

It's funny, you know, how outraged you all are about what I said to your kids.

But what about the thing that your kid said to my precious daughter, huh?

It's okay. Shh.

They are 12.

I don't care. It hurt her.

I have a problem with what you said to our kids.

I'm not talking about some printout showing what I said until you read what

kids said.

We are talking about you.

What are you afraid of, Mr. Callow?

I'm not afraid of anything.

Then read what your kids wrote.

Did you send this to her?

Yup.

He so did send it to her.

Shame on him.

Oh, these are awful.

You think?

Look, I'm glad we all realize it.

You know, so my point is, in all of this, is that we all have to monitor

our kids are saying to one another.

We know that we want them to have some privacy, but we have to set the ground

rules. in order for them to have that privacy.

Here, please take this from all of us.

So your kids wrote an apology?

But for all this, it was the right thing to do.

So there you have it.

We will all...

Respect each other always.

Unless you gotta hit him with a shoe.

You see me, Bethany?

Come on.

Come on.

All right, thank you for dealing. Thank you.

Shoe. Shoe.

Shoe. I'll take it from here.

Look, it's easy to do what's right when you're in front of people or when people

are watching.

The true test of character is what you do when no one is watching.

Or when you think you're being anonymous in cyberspace.

Well, looks like this is a teachable moment for both parent and student.

And principals.

I mean, yes it is. Yes it is.

Mr. Wilson, you have made your point.

Okay, come on, let's go.

Oh my gosh.

Thank you, Daddy.

I was going to hide from it.

Thank you for teaching me to stand up.

You're welcome, baby girl.

Thanks, Mr. Wilson.

Yeah, come on, let's go.

That's sweeter than to apologize.

But it still hurts a little.

Baby, I know, I know.

But I'm sure with time, it'll heal.

And let that note be a reminder that people can overcome their demons.

Dang, Dylan.

What happened to you?

Did I see a step on your foot?

Again?

No. When I was at school, I hit him with the shoe so hard that I

dumped my toe on the death heel.

Let that be a reminder that violence is never the answer out there hitting

people with shoes.

Get him!

Get him! Get him!