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Thank you.

Go on. Get it in the cleavage. Now, don't be drinking too much tonight, Lil.

Remember last time you thought you was seducing the bass player and you was

humping the roadie? He had a guitar.

Well, it's on the chain. He's a roadie. You always got to check the fingers for

calluses. What the hell did I teach you?

Hey, you're going to be face down in your own sick.

Who cares a damn who you're making love to? You're just jealous because I'm on

the list.

Plus two.

Boom it, boom it, boom it. Lil, please.

You keep shaking them like that, they're going to snap off again.

Going to get sideways tonight.

You're getting too damn tore up now. You got meth to cook in the morning.

Sorry, Mr. Tyler.

I'm not supposed to let you in.

Sure, you don't want to check the list again.

You're on the list.

Yeah, you're in there.

Oh, yeah.

One moderator, that's three bucks.

Not for me.

Oh, damn.

Come on. Don't play some damn puppet.

Sorry, lady. We don't take requests.

I think you can do cheeseburger in paradise. Please don't talk to me. I

focus. Here's another mind eraser.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, hot dad.

I'm married.

Oh, come on, you're laughing here.

Actually, she is.

Because we went up with Hank.

Oh, yeah.

Here's another mind eraser.

Well, I'll see you at the car, I guess.

No pressure.

Hey, you're on the road to ruin with all this drinking and drugging that you're

doing. You need to make a change before it's too late.

On the other hand, I'm in no position to judge, but you're doing a fabulous job

right now.

Uh,

uh... Lil, honey, do you have a ride home?

That depends.

Here I penis.

Yeah, baby.

Another day, another dollar. The money's sweet and makes me hot. Where the hell

is she? Oh, she probably met her special someone last night and had sex with

them for drug money.

Oh, to be 55 again.

Last night's vomit. I knew she shouldn't have poured it on a cook night.

Wake up, Lil.

Rise and shine.

Did we do it?

What happened?

You were as high as cotton in June last night, girlfriend.

Yeah, well, thanks for watching. My back was real nice, but I got somewhere I

got to be.

Yeah, you do, actually.

You got a court date in about 20 minutes. What? You're going to want to

presentable for the judge, too, so here's your wig and your teeth and your

frisbee thing.

That's my diaphragm.

I told you the teacher's afraid to be a frisbee. Then he passed me that soap.

Oh, I caught it with my mouth.

Solicitation of prostitution, petty theft, felony possession of narcotics,

drug paraphernalia. You're looking at some serious jail time here. Permission

approach the bench. No, no, no, no, no. Now I've gotten in enough trouble with

my penis bump in this court. You're going into drug rehabilitation.

The sheriff has vouched for you, and you'll be awarded the state under his

supervision.

Come on, let's get you settled in at my place, all right?

Hope you like cats.

Because I sure like to talk about them.

Oh, hell, we ain't got no damn inventory.

This is our big day for walk -ins.

We got us some costumes early. Do something.

Where the hell's it go? Which end does it come out of? Put it in the damn pile.

Put it in the pile. Daddy, that's my rock candy from Ruby Falls.

It's product now.

Oh, man, there's more coming. What are we going to do? Take the lawnmowers to

Ruby Falls to get some more rock candy.

Wouldn't it be easier just for me to go out and find Aunt Lil? I hope you find

her damn ass choked out dead in a ditch for her not to be here on time.

Hey there, Lil! Oh, we missed you so much, honey. We're just talking about

Get back in there and run that lab. Y 'all back wafer, sister.

It won't none of your concern, Sheriff. This here is a private family matter.

And this here is a private family meth lab.

Yeah, yeah, I saw the sign.

We really ought to change that out. Go ahead and tell them, Lil.

It's okay.

Well, I'm done with meth.

I guess.

Listen to her joking. Ain't she in a good mood? Yeah, we all together again.

No, this is it. I wasted too much of my life making and snorting and selling

drugs and nothing of a brain. And for what?

Money, right?

No?

Why not? Oh, well, I'm so proud of you.

Finally putting those ugly demons to rest.

But that don't mean you can't still cook for other people's demons, right?

They're still hungry, right? I'm packing up my stuff and I'm moving out.

And maybe just take one more little hit for the rest. No, no, Lil.

Clean break.

Cold turkey. You can't take her. This here's a right to work state. She's got

the right to work for me.

Who's gonna pay for all them shotgun shells I done shoot up in the car?

Just how am I gonna buy more of these hats with the sayings?

Well, there go the expansion plans.

Alabama franchise blast!

I haven't shot one clandestine photo up a skirt in over nine days.

Here, I'll show you.

Thank you, Randy.

Let you still have a camera on your shoe, though, don't you? But it's not

and that's half the battle.

I'd like to share something with the group, please.

Anybody else? Hello?

Anyone?

Besides the sheriff. I've got something new.

Sure, go ahead.

Hog the time like you usually do.

Howdy, y 'all.

Boyd. Y 'all probably know me. I'm the sheriff of the county. Sure, I look

invincible to you, but even I have a weakness.

Really more about dietary preference. I'm not even sure I can say this.

Out loud.

I... I'm... You're a chocoholic. I'm a chocoholic.

There, I'm sitting.

A chocoholic. Okay, here comes the apron.

Oh, Lord, give me your everlasting patience.

I just need to own this.

Fatty's got a sweet tooth.

Whoa, is that Lil' Kyler over there?

Good Lord, Jesus, where will you even begin?

Oh, come on, there ain't nothing to tell. I ain't got no problem.

I wake up, wake and bake to take the edge off. Then I pop a couple of jumpers

get my edge back.

Then a couple of peppers to round it all off. And then I bake again to bring it

back down and just keep doing that. I got a business to run. I can't be...

Hey, Lil.

Up here, sweetie.

Wow. Did we just do it? You can't conquer this alone.

And I'll help you stand proud on your own two feet.

Wider.

Wider.

Get them out a little wider so you can be more prouder. Is the camera on now,

Randy?

The technology just makes it too easy. I appreciate y 'all trying to support me.

Really, I do. But I got support from my people back home. Your people?

Like your brother?

How many times has Early ripped out your feelings while you passed out? He's

just a prankster. Remember when you woke up and they had a lamp and a dolly laid

out on your back?

Yes, I do.

He made you into his nightstand, Lil.

And you call that love?

Damn right I do. A family serves each other's needs.

And I needed some place to set my beer. Early, Lil's on the straight and narrow

now. And she don't need you tempting her with... What is that?

Homemade marshmallow fudge.

Tennessee Mountain Fudge. Yeah, they're giving out free samples of our dark

chocolates in Gatlinburg. You know, maybe I ought to get on up there and

sure they're up cold in Gatlinburg.

Come on, Lil. We're going home.

I'm going to drink me a beer, and I need me a place to set it. I told you early,

I'm staying here, and I'm getting clean. Come on now, darling.

I miss the old Lil.

That fun little gal who cooked and sold all the meth and gave me all the money.

then laid face down in her own filth and rarely spoke a word to me.

Them there was the good times.

That lily is gone forever.

Well, if she ever changes her mind, I'm just going to leave this as a little

gift for her.

This is rock salt. I know that, damn it, and so do they. Hell, you're the only

one who knows how to cook. Maybe you ought to try sobriety early.

Yes, early. I'm sure you've got quite a bit to share, don't you?

How about sharing that?

What the damn?

You drank all of it on the way over here, didn't you?

Didn't you? Just shut up. I got my damn problems under control.

I can quit any time I want to.

Leo, I'm so proud of you.

Hell, you're stronger than I was.

I thought I could eat just one of these.

But hell, they're double -fudged stuff.

If I can't trick, or cook, or take, or use, what the hell am I going to do with

my life? Well, I found you some legitimate work.

Take this to the guy. He knows you're coming, and you'll see what I'm talking

about.

Go on, gal.

Drink in the excitement of a sober life.

Can I get some more blue, please?

All right.

Oh.

Yeah, that should do it.

This tramp stamp's a tribute to our fallen heroes of 9 -11.

Oh, you said 3 -11, right? Like the band?

Whatever.

More blue, please?

Hand me that damn motorcycle magazine.

I suppose I could flip through that one more.

And time.