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When God comes and calls me to his kingdom,

I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go.

Let me drive that thing. Come on.

Don't touch the trim.

Get in there. Headed out on your fishing trip, huh?

You better believe it. A guy's weekend. Just me and the guy.

All right, yeah.

Guy's weekend. No, no guys.

Not this guy.

Well, what guy?

No guys, damn it.

Well, how are you supposed to do any fishing when you ain't brung no fishing

pole to tackle?

Hey, it's right over there.

Yeah, you know, in front of the truck.

Go on up there and get it, why don't you?

Granny told me that. What kind of damn bull needs to get up in front of that

truck? I'm gonna just run over it.

The cow's gonna do it again, baby!

Hey!

Where'd you go?

Damn 80 -inch rims. I've jacked her up too high.

That's time, baby.

Rusty, where's your daddy running off to?

The race war ain't until 2014, according to this year's pamphlet he wrote.

Well, he's going to his guy's only fishing weekend.

Damn it. He said I was going to get to go. This year I know I'm old enough.

Well, it could surprise him. Except he don't never tell nobody where that

fishing hole is.

Oh, we'll find it.

With this.

What's that thing?

Tracking device.

You see, your daddy got himself into a little spot of trouble down at Boyd's.

Can I help you, Glenn?

Can I, uh...

I, uh, I gotta go.

Stop! Dang unicycle bathroom!

All right, but you watch out for my camera equipment.

It's expensive.

I, uh, I can't really go with you looking. Come on, Glenn.

Be professional.

Hell, I ain't interested in you. It's the warmers. Hold up some teepees so I

white balance. Early.

Come on. You know the drill. Back my boundaries! Ow!

The county's been on me to chemically castrate your daddy for...

Quite a while now, but boy, he can talk his way out of damn hair or anything.

Don't do this. I swear I won't never do it again.

Pinky promise.

I swear.

Now who's got the sumbitching gun?

Get on your knees.

Put it down.

Aw, hell.

See, we implanted your daddy with a chip so we could keep track of his

movements.

Sheriff, we just seen him drive off. Shh.

He's in here.

Early. You might want to back away from the door early because...

That just happened. We just seen him drive off. Early.

Sheriff, he ain't down there. You in there?

Damn it. I'm calling in the dive team.

Denny, get your snorkel. Sheriff, we just seen him drive off. That's

I'm getting a positive reading right here. Hell, I put the chip in myself.

Oh, Early.

Don't cry.

It's just like getting your ear pierced. Just at the base of your spine.

But it's gonna hurt.

Can I have a hug first, please?

Who's got the sumbitching gun?

Get on your knees.

Put it down.

Aw, damn it.

I saw it go in him. I'm not stupid.

Oh, you gave it to him in peach cover, didn't you?

Didn't you?

There's no reason to cry.

Come on.

That's cream.

But that doesn't explain how it got down in the... Oh.

Damn.

Well... Get down there and get that chip.

It's the only one the county's got.

Never down.

Well, this lake ain't that big. I reckon Daddy's fishing hole's got to be around

here somewhere.

Look at you, Rusty. So focused on the finish line, you can't even enjoy the

race. Let's pause here a moment.

Cast with me, boy.

and hearken to the river's song.

So we ain't gonna do regular fishing trip things like crack open some cold

or pee in the river and make the fish clean it up? Nope. We just wait.

The fish, like all things at Gladness, come by grace.

All right, then.

Damn, boy. We ain't catching no fish with the dead bait.

Oh, but don't you see, Rusty? Fly fishing ain't about catching fish.

It's a dance between man and nature. Hell, yeah!

I got one!

Where'd you... Where? Right there? Right here.

Noodling. All you gotta do is find the nest and shove your arm up in it.

Woo -hoo! Another!

No, thanks. The fish, like all things at Gladness, are gonna like my hand -tied

lures just fine.

And another!

Oh, come on. I'm gonna get these old boys ready for the pan.

Why do you just stick your fingers down there like that and then grab them?

It's gross.

Ooh, nice waiter's poser.

Take the price tag off next time, huh?

His fingers look damn good, though. Yeah, they do.

Ooh.

I think I got a nibble.

Can you say something, Sheriff?

Can you make that noise clear?

Afraid not, sir. It's a public lake. I'm going to be beautiful, ain't I?

Yeah, sir. You'll be very beautiful.

Where am I?

I don't understand.

Sorry. You are now in the depths of Lake Okalichi at the gates of Catfish

Kingdom. Cast your eyes upon it.

Lord, how'd y 'all get a permit to build this?

Anything over two stories is supposed to get a variance.

Your laws have no jurisdiction here. You dare to call us trash fish? Yet we

built this city. We prosper here in the deep, in peace, while you humans dwell

in filth above.

Why, it's beautiful.

No doubt. Everyone contributes.

There is no war, sickness, or pollution.

And there is respect for the law. We're number one, and we're going to stay

number one. It sounds wonderful.

We know it's wonderful.

We just said it's number one.

Can I stay here with you?

Ooh, wow.

Um, hold on a second.

Look,

I'll tell you what. I'll give you eight bucks an hour to harvest my kelp yard. I

want it all in bags at the curb by the end of the day. You like pizza, I'll get

you a slice. But you're going back to the hardware store right after that,

comprende? I understand English.

Good, because some of you don't. Look, I don't want your money. I just

thought... Oh, no, you don't want my money, but you'd love to have your kids

to my schools, and then they'll use up all my health care, won't you?

What? You know what? You make me sick. Go live in your own country, dryback.

Close the fence on him.

This is where the fence will go.

We're still building it. And don't come back.

Until tailpipe harvest season, and then, yes, please come back.

Daddy? What in the... Is that... Is that you? What in the hell are you doing out

here? You're going to chase away the damn fish.

What's wrong with your face, man?

This here is camo.

I've been tracking this salad here all day now.

When did you start eating endives? It's pronounced all day, damn it. Uh, excuse

me. Is this young man bothering you? Of course he is.

Can't you see the damn anger and consternation in my son -bitching face?

Oh, my God, Daddy. What? Don't I look half my age? I mean...

Told me I was going to be beautiful. Don't get upset. You'll loosen the

stitches. What?

Now I'm worried.

The stitches are fine.

Well, that's good. As you can see, I'm very relieved now.

Daddy, I need your help.

Daddy.

Listen to my older brother being a cut -up. Look at his brown lines.

The crow's feet.

That's stress.

Sheriff's around on the lake, and, uh, well, it's probably too late now, but we

should at least look like we're trying. All right, then. Let me just dial him

up.

You got your tracking device, too.

Hell, I had no idea you were qualified to check, Cross State.

And no deductible.

What a deal.

Yep, I learned it in shop class.

Oh, boy.

You're good for another 12 months.

Oh, man.

Drop it. Oh, never mind.

All right, come on back.

Backer.

Backer.

More back.

Come on.

Backer. Oh, that's it.

All right, unhook her.

Jump on in, fire up the outboard, the sonar, and the buggy board. Let's go.

Nick, you want me to unhook that other truck first?

No!

Well, that must be my rescue team.

I bet they all think I drowned down here.

You know, that's probably not too far off.

What are you saying there, Jeff?

I mean, I'm talking to you clear as day.

Well, I'm sure it seems that way, but this is probably just an illusion caused

by a severe lack of oxygen.

Maybe I better go back to the surface.

Yeah, all right. Go up and get a breath, then come back down and get these bags

to the curb.

Oh, my God. Jeff!

What about my truck?

In my boat.

There were things.

I mean, they can't be replaced. We don't need to dredge the lake no more.

I mean, we found a shower. If I drive out of here with just a truck, how the

hell are people going to know that I can afford a boat and another truck? They

spoke to me.

Their society was perfect.

Someday, I'm going to go back and get paid for all the work I did.

Sheriff, just rest your head. It's going to be okay.

Stay with me now.

Come on. Stay with me. Early.

That's right. It's me. Early.

Look how good it holds up, even after swimming. I'm so tired.

Eyes up here. Come on, eyes up here. Do you notice anything else different about

me? Come on.

No. Hold on, hold on.

How about now?

Feel that.

Yeah.

He doesn't say nothing, but he nodded.

I'm young again.

You found it?