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My dreams are all dead and buried.

Sometimes I wish the sun would just be gone.

When God comes, he calls me to his kingdom.

I'll take all your such bitches when I grow old. Oh, let her go.

My turn.

Hell no. Hey, man, let me drive that thing. Come on. Touch the tram.

Would you go with Satan's Guardian or Angel of War? I'd like to go shirtless

myself. Give me eyebrow pencil. I'm a man up your upper lip.

Of course, I use my lip liner on my nipples for formal occasions.

Get your ass out here.

I come out to the opinion tree to carve Auburn sucks, and I find sex.

What be the meaning of it? Well, that's Tammy.

She's the new woman in my life. Well, my little man.

Regards to my girlfriend.

Well, you're gonna get her pregnant, so you gots to marry her.

Well, we're still getting to know each other and everything.

It's still very new.

Oh, I see. Just talking for now, huh?

Now, don't you be a texting threat, because the police can trace that. If

got something to say to her, you best carve it into a dog's fur with a box

cutter. Now, how'd you like to show this little gal a big old time in my truck

boat truck?

You mean that?

Hell no, I don't. Take the lawnmower.

Oh, man.

Uh -uh.

The push.

That's Chuck Norris over there working out.

He's probably waiting on some ninjas to burst in.

Yeah, still waiting on the ninjas.

He's just waiting.

He's gonna get him a ninja.

Well, maybe they got ninjas in the sequel. That's okay, Rusty. As long as

together, I don't care what we do.

Tammy, you might have to hold your hand.

I think we're ready to take it to the next level.

You think we're old enough for that?

I'm ready if you're ready.

Does that feel okay?

Oh, I remember my first pocket fondle.

Remember when I did that to you? Let me see.

Is it hot?

Here, put her on safety, though. Hell, we don't want to blow this pretty little

gal's head off before she got a chance to wrong us. Oh, if this 30 -odd could

Cupid's arrow, I could send them to heaven with a headshot of love.

Full metal jacket. Yeah, my boy sure knows how to pick them.

And so do I.

So do I.

I'm home.

Worried sick.

Where you been?

Where you been? Oh, we was just at the TV store watching you and your... We

ain't done no such a thing.

I will say this.

You sure got you a party one. Beautiful hair.

Big old wide birthing hips.

Bounce a quarter off them buns.

Don't you talk about my girlfriend that way. We got us a special relationship

and I don't want to complicate it with no sex.

Look, sex don't have to be complicated.

Just find the butt.

And then do what feels right. That's right, the bus. Now, shut up. I know

I'm doing. It's going along just fine.

My way. Look, I know it's an emotional roller coaster right now, but don't get

dramatic about a piece of ass.

It ain't like we're talking about Obamacare or the new Bo Cephas album.

know, when I was your age, I was already trying to kill my second husband and

make it look like bears did it. Here's some chloroform and a rope. Now, you're

going to make an honest woman out of this guy. Yeah, when the hell you going

make me a great grand milf? I can't be in this house no more.

Early, do something.

Just remember now, sacks of curves in the butt.

Hell, what's he seeing him?

Wait till I drive up to her in my truck boat truck. She's going to come on down.

Tammy, Tammy, open up the door. Oh, Rusty, it's 2 o 'clock in the morning.

What's wrong?

I can't handle it anymore.

My court -appointed guardians don't understand me.

Oh, come on in here, darling. You can stay with me.

Really? What about your daddy?

It's okay.

We'll stay on our side of the bed.

Come here, baby.

I love you, Tammy.

What the hell?

This soul's got a message on it.

Ditch the zero and get with a he.

Man.

Continue to own their carcass.

He'll think she hid it.

Hello, Father.

I have come back to collect my fix.

Both of them.

You're going to leave with what you come with.

That cinder block was a gift.

Fine. This way you're posted in.

Well, where are you going to stay?

With that fine -ass harlot from town?

The one with the sweet ass?

Her name's Tammy, if y 'all bother to remember.

Oh, I'm sorry, son.

You banging Tammy yet? We got us a healthy sex life now that we done it

and I know what it is, and it doesn't involve the butt, and I will thank you

to discuss it because it's really none of your business.

Yeah! Woo!

I bet the loving was good, baby!

You'll never understand love.

Wait, Rusty, wait. Come on.

You're a man now, and it's time we had this talk.

It don't involve the butt? No, sir, it does not.

Now, son, I want you to have these.

My great -grandpapa give these to Gaga Peepout, and he give them to me.

And I washed them out good, and I give them to you.

Rubbers? Hmm.

Is that what they are? Thank you, Daddy. For me and Tammy both. You use them in

good health, son.

Last thing you want at this age is to get some lowly white trash skank slut

pregnant.

Pregnant? Well, what about them rubbers?

Hell yeah, poked holes in them. Once you get her knocked up, that's your ticket

to half her stuff.

She's got property over there.

Possessions. Hell, this is your time.

Daddy, I don't think I'm old enough to be a daddy.

That ain't what your ball sack said.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

You got a young 'un in the pipeline now, son.

You need to take care of what's most important.

You.

She'll deal with the kids. She needs me to provide for her and the baby.

Why in the hell you think I got casinos?

You need to get on over there to Tunica right now.

Hell, they got the loosest slots in the region and the biggest down payout. Now

you get it on, son.

Yes.

Now, the baby books won't tell you this, but when your milk comes in, you really

need to dial back on the meth.

Well, we don't allow crystal meth in our trailer. Yeah, as you do it outside.

You know, because of the explosions.

Well, hey, little gal. Where's that young buck of yours?

He left this morning, said he was going to get some diapers.

Isn't that sweet?

Huh. I could have swore he said he was going to bang him some whores and blow a

fat wall out of our Antunica.

I don't think my Rusty would say that. Don't quote me now, but that is in

quotes.

He's not picking up.

Yeah, cell phones probably don't work too good in back alleys. A little hard

hear the rang tones over the loud moaning and groaning of whores.

Oh, to be young again.

He's been gone

four days.

Maybe we should call the sheriff or put out one of those missing person alerts.

No, no, I'm sure he's okay, and the sheriff will agree with me.

Rusty's done hooked up with some other bets right now.

The game's up. It's over.

He would never do that. He loves me. He told me we were going steady. Now, you

gotta understand, little gal.

Rusty's still got some wild seeds to sow.

And so do I.

Oh, yeah. What does that mean?

Rusty said you ain't got no problems laying down with a squid.

Why you want the sequel when you can have the prequel? The prequel is

Get your nasty hands off me.

Oh, I get it. You want me to talk like Rusty. Let's have a date. I ain't got no

damn sense about me. I'll go to my mama.

I spend too much time in the bathroom doing God knows what. I'm always

about not having food. I think I'm the one to break the cycle.

I just couldn't do it, Granny. The thought of me gambling away my son's

made me sick.

Even if Tunica does have the loosest lots in the region, they also have the

biggest payout.

Well, look who couldn't run out on his pregnant girlfriend.

Some man you are. I am a man, and I love my woman. She sacked me. I ain't got no

respect for her elders.

That don't sound like Tammy. You mean old runaround?

Who calls her that?

Oh, you don't know the Tammy I know.

Under them fine -ass perky titties beats the cold, hollow heart of a bitch.

She come on to me. Yeah, her baby daddy daddy.

It's me.

What did you do, daddy? I merely suggested we take a shy naked as the day

born. And she said that I was being inappropriate.

So I reached out and gave her a spank for being bad.

And it ain't right how she wants my body.

I wanted to be a father and settle down.

Why? That's boringer than hell.

Where is she? She run off to be with her mama.

Tammy! Rusty! I'm back! I made some mistakes, and I know you did too. Tried

bump uglies with my daddy, but I forgive you, and I'm ready to be responsible.

And there ain't no reason to stay here with your... Mama?

Hey, Randy.

Uh -oh.

This can still work out, can't it, Tammy?

I mean, it ain't like we're brothers and sisters.

No, Rusty, don't you see?

We're cousins.

I guess that's why I was so attracted to you.

Well, I mean, we already broke the seal.

What's one more time in the grand scheme of things?

Daddy's still asleep.

Hit them blinds.

I love you

I'll kill you bitch

You can see she ain't dead. I'm hell if it's only birdshot.

It ain't like she's my daughter. She's just the daughter of a woman I had some

sex with.

Don't you judge me, judge.