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She ran off and took her only chicken.
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When I broke jail, the house was burnt
and spared.
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Let's jab some wood and plant back the
old packing.
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Some days life just don't seem that
fair.
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I don't need...
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The job is, y 'all gonna jump off this
here cliff.
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Si, senor. Si.
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Come on, now. Single file.
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Get on, now. There's plenty of work for
everybody.
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Job! Job!
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I'm a jobber. Look at me go. I'm strong.
Good job, now.
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Look,
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Daddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mexico.
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This ain't a job. Boy, that shade really
opens up the entire ridge.
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That really brings the earth tones out
of the dirt.
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All right, fine.
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And hang some drapes. When you finish, I
still expect you gonna jump off this
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cliff. You steal the American jobs and I
ain't gonna have it.
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Good job, Daddy. You ain't got no job.
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You ain't working much.
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Don't you shine a light on me. I'm in
between opportunities, thank you very
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much. Give me a chance to get my down
time straight.
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I got a couple dimes for you, big boy.
What the?
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for the job that we won't do.
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Hanging sheetrock, we won't do.
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Painting houses, we won't do.
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Anything septic, we won't do.
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Drive for a nice car, sure, we'll do.
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Talk about movies, yes, we'll do.
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Toss me a Frisbee, that sounds fun.
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Howdy, friend.
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You here to hire you some red -blooded
American?
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Where's the mother guy?
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Hell, they took a hot boxcar back to
Dirtville.
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I need somebody to paint the inside of
my chimney.
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What are we talking about salary -wise?
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Four dollars and a house of cheeseburger
sound.
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Signing bonus?
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No. You got paternity leave?
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No. Accidental death and
disemmemberment?
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No. Daycare for the kids? No. Company
stock option plan?
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No.
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So I won't be fully vested in the
company stock option plan? No.
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Casual Fridays?
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Today's Saturday.
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What kind of hours are we talking about?
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Today. Saturday.
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Oh, I was hoping to take some time off
before this job.
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Get in. Four dollars, right? And the
rest of this cheeseburger. American
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Pepper jack.
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Oh, that's a Mexican cheese.
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Hey, Daddy. How was work? I ain't going
back as how it was.
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Micromanaging my ass all damn day.
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Because them damn Mexicans coming over
here and taking all our American jobs.
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So basically you quit.
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Look here, if it weren't for the damn
Mexicans doing these jobs, I wouldn't
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to do these jobs, because these jobs
don't exist.
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They bring in the sumbitching jobs in,
and then they're taking them all away
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from the taxpaying Americans that don't
want to do the damn jobs.
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Open your damn eyes!
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What the hell are we going to do?
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I'd like to thank y 'all for coming out
here and joining our fine group of
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patriots. The final solution.
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Yes, you in front.
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Early, we're a nation of immigrants.
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People came over here to start a better
way of life. I mean, hell, even your
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ancestors.
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Well, I don't know where they came from.
Maybe a nuclear accident or space.
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The point is, Rusty asked me to nominate
Jimmy Eat World as the group name.
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Hell, yeah!
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Jimmy Eat World! Jimmy Eat World! Oh,
God, it messed.
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Jimmy Eat World does have a ring to it.
A reverend?
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Aspirational? It speaks to my name?
Yeah, that's good. I like Jimmy Eat
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a name. All right! Damn it! Fine!
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Jimmy... Eat world of deals.
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Stupid damn name. Makes me not even want
to do this mess.
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Well, how are you going to keep them
beaners out?
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This here wall will encompass the entire
Dougal County perimeter.
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These here alligators are going to be
running patrol shifts with the grizzly
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bears and the sharks. And they'll be
genetically adapted to live on land and
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everything. I mean, we'll give them
lungs so they can breathe the air. Yes,
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the front.
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Are those patrol alligators going to be
trained to handle the firearms?
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No, but the gorillas will be trained to
handle the alligators. What's going to
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throw alligators at the Mexicans?
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Next. You in front. Well, where are we
going to get the money to train a bunch
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of alligator -throwing gorillas? I'm
glad you asked that question.
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This hat is going to be going around, so
I ask that you please disregard the
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adequately descriptive final solution
graphics.
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So, to clarify, we are trying to keep
all cheap, unskilled labor from working
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here, in our country, at my hot dog
factory.
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Hypothetically speaking, I mean, of
course, I would never hire anyone who
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not... Right, Sheriff? Well, I know you
told me to say, I know you don't hire
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illegals, and I'll say it, too.
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I don't want to lose my job to no
Mexicans. Maybe I should just move my
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factory to Mexico.
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By eliminating their need to steal
American jobs, because these American
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would in fact already be Mexican jobs.
Hell yeah!
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Put it down there where they are!
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They're trying to steal our American
jobs! You mentioned that, yes.
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Come to think of it, I will support your
moronic enterprise, but on one
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condition.
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It's impenetrable!
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That wall ain't gonna keep nobody out.
It's really more of a pile there, Rusty.
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And the workmanship is, well,
questionable.
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Damn light beer cans.
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I knowed I should have gone with the
damn bricks over there.
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Where's the talking gorilla supposed to
stand?
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We're gonna have to hire some help,
boys. We out of money. I spent it all on
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these adult concerns and Asian massage.
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Keeping illegals out gives me so damn
stress.
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Well, we got all the tools and all the
supplies.
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But it is hot.
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And looks like this will take longer
than five minutes.
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I thought it was good work, illegals. Y
'all gonna stay the hell out of my
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country as soon as you finish now.
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Now, what in the hell was that?
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I told you I want a decorative skunk
that's every six foot.
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Now, I ain't gonna pay for inspection.
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The Madonna and Child.
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They shall come before it to pray.
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Landmines here, here, and here.
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Step back now. It's motion activated.
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What do you fear most?
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Public speaking, man.
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I hate them, man. Podiums,
teleprompters, microphones, here, here,
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And you do not picture us in our... Roll
up the dang prompter.
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Underwire. It's grab -ass hour out here.
Let's go.
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That's right.
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You just mortar yourself out.
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Now, Early, you do realize this wall
just surrounds your property, right?
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Almost surrounds it.
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Ah, damn it!
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Finally! Sovereign American soil!
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Open for business!
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I'm gonna go get to my job at the hot
dog factory. Yeah, I freelance over
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sometimes. Too bad.
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That's gone to Mexico.
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Then we ought to go down there to Mexico
and steal them jobs at the hot dog
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factory! Hell yeah!
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Let's go!
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Oh, hell, we're trapped!
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Uh, what now, Early?
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We watch.
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We wait. And we keep them out. And we
keep them from coming over here and
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stealing our jobs.
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Stealing our jobs, I heard. Yes.
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That's a raccoon, Early. Uh, Mexican
raccoon?
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Come to steal American raccoon jobs?
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I think he's just trying to get another.
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Oh,
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come on now. Stop it. Go, go, go, go.
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Let it out.
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Stop it. I need some conflict.
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I thrive on it.
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I thrive on food.
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Did we not wall in some food?
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It's hot in here, Daddy. I can't
breathe. I'm going to swing shot you
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wall, hopefully near a birthday party of
some sort.
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And when you get over there, make sure
them Mexicans ain't took our jobs.
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And I'm gonna get back.
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Okay, make another slingshot, but make
sure you destroy the slingshot so no
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Mexicans slingshot back over here and
take all our American jobs, what was
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for Americans.
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Also, bring back some damn food.
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What do you want to eat?
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I feel funny saying this, but I'm
craving tacos.
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All right, Daddy. America's number one.
America's number one. Fire!
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Day of two.
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Right, we done ate that sumbitch.
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Oh, let me see here.
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Oh.
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Dearest father, I hope this letter finds
you well.
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Over the last few months, I've come to
realize that the enemy was us.
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But more specifically, it was Eve.
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We're having a parade, Your Honor, to
celebrate walling you in.
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I would invite you, but you're walled
in.
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If you need to see Rockwork Gun, I know
a guy.
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Your new grandson.
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Mexican women like to marry me because
I'm handsome and on the ball.
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Yours truly, Russell Esposito. P .S.
Took my wife's name so no one thinks I'm
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lady.
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Hola.
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Hola. Ain't no letter worth nothing ever
wrote by a damn bird.
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The bird is mine.
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