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Thank you.

Come on, Carl. Please be awake.

Hello? McKenzie speaking.

We're going to be doing some core exercises.

Now, if you're familiar with yoga, the first one is kind of like a cobra.

Can we work on my leg today?

What we're doing is prepping you for life once you've left the unit. At home,

find that patients have to rely on their core.

And, well, you're very lucky.

Sorry? Well, you've got, like, solid core.

And, well, I met your man the other day, and obviously his body is his temple.

What?

Well, he's physically and mentally strong.

You're going to need that once you leave here.

Cool chat.

Let's get into it, shall we? Yeah, okay.

Cool. So, I'm just going to pop this on.

And... Oh!

Um, I'm supposed to help you up. Are you okay?

Yep. Are you sure?

Mm -hmm.

Just take it easy. It's all good. It's all good. Just slow.

Wow. All fast.

That's okay, too.

Okay. Cool, cool, cool. Let's go.

Down and away, down and away. Hinge forward and up.

I know it feels really light, but trust me, you're doing the work.

Three more. Do you have anyone else to look after? No, just me. Just you.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Up.

Five more.

Don't forget to breathe.

Wow. Colour me impressed.

Nice. Yeah, that's the spirit.

You're going to be throwing that wheelchair in and out of your car in no

Next time we focus on my legs, okay?

And we're walking out of here.

Let me help you. You know what? I can take it from here.

You sure, babes?

Yep, babes.

Absolutely.

Okay? Okay. Nice one.

Yeah.

All right.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Yep. First thing, right and early.

Team Tessa.

We really need to talk about Wilson. So we can share our vision.

Babe?

Well, no, hold up. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You are worthy of love.

You will have two babies by the time you're 42.

Oh, go for Candice.

Hi, Candice.

Tessa?

What's going on? Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm good.

You? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you okay?

Don't do this.

Don't be weak. Listen, Candice.

Yes? I actually need to stay in here a bit longer than I was expecting.

Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry.

Yeah, and I was wondering if you could take the reins on the elder care

Of course I can. Of course. I'd really love to. Thank you for thinking of me.

Yeah, all good.

So I'll send over everything I've got so far and you can just do what you want

with it.

Thanks, Tessa. I know how hard you've been working on this, but I promise

Great. I'll email you everything.

Okay, well, I want you to know I love you, okay? I really love you, babe.

all right.

I've got to go. Bye.

Kanda, you're a fucking winner.

I'm a... I'm a winner!

Well, that was a stupid thing to do.

All people have you, no shame. You know what you should do an article on?

You should do an article on the health benefits of marijuana.

It's a miracle drug.

I've got some good news for you.

You're pretty much mended, and you're free to go home.

What?

No, no, no, I'm not fully mended.

Tip -top shape, damn.

Full house.

Except, obviously, the paralysis.

Never thought this day would come.

But look, here we are.

Good news all round.

But what about my pressure sore? All healed. Oh, but all the pain that I've

feeling got to Jerry.

It's Benton.

Okay.

All right.

Well. Well what?

How exciting is that?

Yeah,

it's really exciting, aren't you?

You can go. Now?

Yep.

Okay.

Oh, shit, sorry.

All right.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Close, please.

Yeah.

For God's sake, can you wink when I am not here, please?

Sorry, Tessa.

Ben?

Holy shit.

I'm calling the night nurse.

No, don't.

But you're sick.

I just ate some of my philodendron.

What? Why?

To see if Wicky was right and whether it would make me throw up.

Well, did Wicky say anything about you dying from it?

No, it's not fatal.

It'll be up soon, but I reckon I might need to stay another couple of weeks.

I'm calling the night nurse. No.

I don't want to go home, Tessa.

do this shit?

I'd give anything to go home.

I miss Poppy so much and funnily enough, Carl.

Are you talking?

It's really echoey in there. Were you saying something?

Well, I'm not lucky like you because I don't have anyone at home, okay?

There's no one there for me.

Well, what about your family?

They don't visit.

So reach out.

Call them.

Stop being such a victim.

Yeah, you're right, I guess.

Well, thanks for the chat, Tess. I actually really like talking to you, and

one of the things I'm going to miss.

There's a cafe around the corner.

Get yourself a proper one.

Do you know what's

concerning me at the moment, Faith?

This Mackenzie woman that Carl's got helping around the house.

Are you concerned?

At all? You know, because I just keep thinking about what they could be

up to.

And my mind always goes to the worst possible

scenario.

Shouldn't take you two days to do a puzzle for children.

Hello?

Who's this?

I'm Tessa.

Oh, hi.

How are you?

Good. Is Carl around?

Oh, he's not home at the moment.

Do you want to speak to Poppy?

When will he be back?

I've got to go.

I'll see you.

Bye. Bye.

Hey, Mum.

Hey.

What's the occasion?

Well, I heard you were coming in, so I thought I'd look nice.

Yeah, you look... Oh, no. Look, I'm...

Sorry, I've run out all my lipstick, and the only other female patient in here

is in her 80s. Hence the colour.

You look nice.

Too much lipstick on a woman makes you look like a right whore.

And you'd know all about those?

Well, maybe. I've only had two in my time.

And not at the same time, Carl, you dirty dog.

Shouldn't you be packing, Dan?

Nah, I'm in no rush.

I've been thinking about you a lot today.

Hmm? Hmm.

It's probably because I had a dream about you.

Yeah? Was I hot in this dream? Mm -hmm.

Especially because it was one of those sorts of dreams.

Got it.

Yep.

Yeah,

I reckon that, yeah. We'll workshop it, but yeah, that was really good. Okay.

Yeah, cool.

So, what do you guys think the Bible says about premarital relations?

holding hands is okay what about kissing i'm pretty sure kissing isn't even

mentioned in the bible yeah so it's really only it's really only

that which isn't allowed pre -marriage obviously of

course you're allowed and you should as much as you

can

While everything still works.

Oh God, I've got to get out of this place.

John!

I've got you a gift. Did I thank you a lot?

When I get out of here, I'm going to ask your missus out on a date again.

And if I play my cards right, she might put out.

Whoa, mum.

Oh, here he is.

Thou shall not pass.

Don't you dare mention my wife ever again.

Hey, John, I've got you a bit of a present.

It's a chilli plant.

Pay your cards right. A couple of months, you're going to get yourself

chillies.

And I'm not going to ask you to miss it out.

She's a bit too nice for me, I think.

I prefer my ladies a bit rough around the edges, you know?

Throw me round a bit. I don't want a chilli plant.

What? But you love spice.

A lot of plants to give away then, then.

Good luck with that.

Might see you before I go. Oh, definitely. Yeah, I'll see. Oh, your

No, it's all right. I'll put it in your room for you.

Put it in your room for you.

Yeah, OK.

Hey, Barney, you want a chilli plant, mate? I've got one just for you.

Hey, hold the lift.

Barney.

Ta -da!

There's someone there.

She's an old pothead.

She'll be totally dead to the world.

Yeah, that's cool.

Who's Mackenzie?

Mackenzie?

Yeah, she's at our house.

She's my cousin.

Cousin? Yeah.

Why?

Poppy mentioned her.

Babe, she's a comrade from Oz, all right?

Doing the course for a couple of months or something like that, so I said she

could crash at ours if she helps me out around the place.

You know how useless I am.

Never heard of her, though.

Yeah, well, she's my uncle's kid.

Hell, I hadn't met her until a couple of weeks ago.

You didn't think I was?

No, of course not.

Babe,

I want to be screwing a 19 -year -old, OK?

That I'm related to.

And you two keep it down in there. You sound like the rats living in my

always shuffling and always squealing and always having sex.

Not that I mind about that.

But it's all those pink little babies, though.

They're repulsive.

Actually, Tessie, do you want one of my asparagus ferns to remember me by?

Absolutely not.

No.

I'll take one of those, though.

No, it's an asparagus fern or nothing. Sorry.

Sorry for interrupting.

The van will be ready in 45 minutes.

Actually, I'm not feeling so good. I've suddenly taken a turn for the worse,

mate.

Dan, you're a dumbass.

Just suck it up. Go home. Get a life.

Join a club or something. Just stop being so pathetic.

You're right.

Dan?

Holy shit, are you okay?

with the hair.

What are you doing with me?

I'm trying to help you.

I'm just so sick of you being like, wow, I'll get your shit together, Dad. I'm

sick and tired of it. I thought you were straight out there. I wanted to do

anything. I'm coming. I hear you. I'm coming.

Oh, my God.

Tessa. Are we going to do mouth -to -mouth or what? No.

Why is it that you're always at the centre of trouble here, Tessa?

She was actually trying to help me.

I was trying to fall out of the bed on purpose, but I ended up falling out of

the bed by mistake.

I'm not following.

I don't want to go, Todd.

Oh, in that case, I'm going to write you a referral, Dan, and I'll give you a

number that you can call 24 -7 from your house.

Can't I just stay, like, just even, like, a few more days?

No, of course not. We need the bed.

Are you all right with that touching, Dan?

I can't actually feel anything down there, so it's kind of pointless.

Oh, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.

You're talking to me? Yeah.

Tessa, I'm just a phone call away, or a text.

Thanks. Because I know you've really been struggling, so call me at any time.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Yes.

Um, well...

Yeah. Okay.

That's all right. Wait, wait. That's all right. Wait, please.

Yeah, it's all right. It's all right, mate. You're going to be fine.

There you go.

Amazing.

Okay, cool.

Yeah, I know.

Thanks, mate.

John, you are the best mate a man can have.

I'm going to miss you the most.

Yeah. You've been so... No, watch the control stick now.

Here's your chilli plant.

Yeah.

And you staff members, I don't know all your names, but don't be sad, everyone.

Are they crying? Are the nurses crying?

Thank God, he's going.

God bless you.

Khalid. Khalid, man.

Come here.

He's forgotten his stick, man.

He relies he hasn't had it in visitors since he's been here. With good reason.

He's an annoying asshole.

Good riddance.

It's all right, Ed.

Bye, you lot. Bye, Tess.

See you, Edward.

Bye, Dan.

He's weird.

Dip up a lip in all that, Ed, just... You're fine.

Hi.

I'm fine.

What?

Sure.

Okay. Just be outside.

You're not trying hard enough.

I got this.