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Yeah.

Bill, you.

No,

no,

no. How did I come here?

You have a visitor.

No, tell her I'm busy. Tell her I'm contagious. I've got rabies. I've left

building. Meeting with old friends.

She's not. She's from work.

Kelly, Michelle and Beyonce. What the actual fuck?

Honey. What happened to you?

Baby, baby, baby.

Hon.

Oh, you look like shit.

Come. Come on.

You look beautiful. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. It's good.

Oh, shit. Sorry.

What are you doing here, Candice?

I'm looking for you. What are you doing here?

What's this?

The weather has been fabulous, hasn't it? It's perfect for these hydro

-gardineers. Come on, Tessa.

What the fuck's going on?

Truthfully, I'm doing an article on the spinal unit.

Scandal brewing, sex, drugs, organ harvesting.

You know, after our Zoom and a wee chat with your hot husband, Carl, I just had

to come and see for myself because there was no way in a million years, there

was no way I believed that you, you of all people, are now...

What do you want to be called?

Tessa. No, like your pronouns.

She is Tessa.

Parra?

Parra what?

Handicap. No.

Differently abled?

Or... What are you, did you Google that? Disabled. No. What are you talking,

this, this? I'm an able -bodied human.

And you are?

I am Tessa, and this is nothing.

And I'll be as good as you in no time. Literally no time. Well, we literally

have no time. Okay, well, then I'm on it. Okay.

Do you need me to take over the article? Absolutely not. I've got everything on

here.

You know that my Auntie Sharon lost a use of one leg because of a tumour in

back? Well, she saw if gluten reduced all the stress in her life, did a full

colonic irrigation, now she's fighting fit.

Got it.

You know, what you sent in wasn't your best work, babe.

Greta wants more primary sources, okay?

I'm on it.

I persuaded her to give you an extension given your circumstances.

That cheeky bitch is after your job.

She doesn't have it in her.

She does know that you're differently abled.

Oh.

Oh, no.

No. Can you... Greta, get a bit of purchase.

Fuck me, she's a full para.

A handicap. She's not sure what she wants to be called yet, but I'm going to

with handicap.

Uh, excuse you.

Can I help you?

I'd like to book the van out this afternoon, please.

You'll need someone to drive it?

Yeah.

But can I book it out?

Where are you going?

The nearest nursing home.

One minute.

Yeah, I've heard that Professor Rivers, she wants to go to an old people's home.

Okay.

Malo Martini.

Is there a problem, Tessa?

No, I just want to book out the van.

Oh. Should I be concerned?

No. Pearl said... If I don't finish my article, I'll lose my job.

Perhaps your friend Candice could help.

No. Well, unfortunately, it's completely out of the question for you to leave

the premises for work.

Tessa, you are here to work on yourself.

And you could begin by tuning your frequency. If I...

Using your vibration to channel to the many manifestations of both the inner

outer being that is the sumptuous illumination. Yes, Todd.

Yeah, that's what I'll do. I'm going to go and channel something.

Well done, you.

You're going to thank me, I promise.

Pearl, did you see how happy she was with what I said? Come, I need somebody

watch me while I do my affirmations.

Patsy? Hey there.

Wakey, wakey.

I was wondering if you could help me with something.

Of course, love.

How much do you need? No, no, no.

I wanted to ask you a few questions for an article about being elderly and in

care. Who is?

You are.

Elderly and in care.

I'm not old.

Could you pretend?

What? To be old? Mm -hmm.

Why should I do that?

For my article?

What do I get?

What do you want?

Peppermint chocolate.

Odd fellows.

Four packets of fruit pasties.

And some weed.

Well, I don't know how you do it.

Lying at the price.

They were actually doing the calculation by an average author's weight, so the

shitland pony ended up overdosing on the ketamine.

See, that cull's a good looking dude, eh?

Is he the dad of that kid?

My daughter?

Yeah. Well, the dad.

All right.

She successfully really dig dudes with kids and toads, did you know that?

So if I was you, I'd get better pretty quickly, because, you know, someone's

going to want to root that ASAP, without a shadow of a doubt.

Thank God for that.

You're welcome.

I reckon I should talk to him about microdosing. What? For pain.

Microdosing. I've just been... Where's your head at, Tessa? We've been talking

about microdosing for the last two hours and 15 minutes. It's the way... Hi.

Sorry to interrupt. I'm looking for John Redford.

I'm his wife.

Hello, Christmas.

Hi.

John's got a wife?

I didn't know about that.

Well, he's certainly punching above his waist.

I was actually in his room, so what happened was that little misery guard

the heebie -jeebies up. Ed, who's this young Christian? I'll show you where he

is. You can just point me in the general direction.

I'll take it.

So, what was your name again?

Robin. Robin?

That's a beautiful name.

It's like a bird.

No, no, I'm fine. Is that with an I or a Y?

With a Y.

Would you like me to push you?

No, no.

How's your archery, Robin Hood?

You're more of a Maid Marian.

Hey, what shade of hair is that?

Uh, Auburn. Auburn. It's gorgeous.

Hey, do you guys want me to come with you? No.

You do?

Okay.

Oh, God.

Where's John?

He's gone.

Not dead, just, um, like, not here.

How long will he be?

Um, I don't know.

He just cursed and said he doesn't want to speak to Rob and... Yeah.

I don't know where he is.

Thank Christ.

That woman is relentless.

I'll give you one job.

Sorry.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

What is your problem?

Can't you just take the hint?

Can't you just stop being an asshole?

When you stop harassing me?

You know I'm going to give you some privacy, yeah?

I don't need privacy. Robin's leaving.

I've got nothing to say to you.

Please, just go.

Come on, Ed.

Ed, stand your ground.

Look at me, look at me. I told you I'm not doing this with you, okay?

Okay, come on.

Ed. You're only going to fill this boy's head.

30 years.

30 years we've been together.

For better or worse.

Remember? Things change.

People change.

I don't love you anymore.

Hey, it's Tessa, my new mum.

Oh, rude.

Hey, Robin's really nice, eh?

Really, Dan?

I'm actually into older chicks.

I've suddenly realised.

Like, not older older chicks, not like Patsy, but slightly older chicks.

Like Robin.

They're women, Dan, not fucking poultry.

Hey, do you reckon you could put in a good word for me with Robin?

With John's wife?

Why not? He's clearly not into her anymore.

Please, Tessa. Shut up, Dan.

Just put in a good word. Just say, like, oh, Dan's such a neat guy.

He's really big in the pants department.

Look, I need some weed and some chocolate. Unless you can help me with

this conversation's over.

I can help you with the weed.

Check this.

Jesus Christ, Dan.

Yeah, I got it from the dark web. I got confused about how much an ounce was.

Holy shit, who are you?

Oh, hey, what up, dog?

What's up, bro?

Hey, um, do you know where Tissa's gone?

Oh, yeah, she's gone to go and get some chocolate.

Tick, am I right?

But actually, he said that if you were to come in here, I needed to talk to you

about a business venture her and I are doing. Whoa, business venture. I have

these apps coming out of my... Well, have you heard of marijuana?

Tessa not here?

Hi. Hey.

Um, sorry, Wilson, we're actually in the middle of something quite important.

You looking for Tessa as well?

Yeah, physio.

Oh, look at those cars.

Oh, thank you for noticing.

Do you lift?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do a bit, actually. Just amateur comps at the moment, but

looking to go pro soon, though. I can tell, I can tell. Do the mahi get the

treats, eh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the mahi get the treats, that's how I live.

That's my... I'd love to chat, but I've got to go find Tessa for our session

cycle. Yeah. See you, Wilson.

See you. Hey, so this is business with you. Oh, I should probably go find Tessa

as well.

Plus talking to Dan.

Yeah, yeah, but, um... Yeah.

Lovely to talk to you too, mate.

Come round any time.

What are you doing here?

I just thought I'd propose my girl. Your room must be a laptop charger. Mine's

got a knockabout.

Sorry, I forgot.

And I need peppermint chocolate, fruit pasties and odd fellows.

Look, I'm really sorry. Because of you, Candice came here in person to tell me

my work is shit.

I've got no interviewees and I've got to make shit up.

What the hell were you thinking?

Isn't it better that they know now?

Oh, how's that?

All I needed was a little bit of time to figure out... Time to what, babe? Like,

what if you don't get better?

That's not an option.

Look, you two are going to have to vacate the library if you do not keep

voice in this town.

Sorry. Okay.

Sorry.

Now, you know what, babe? No, okay?

I know you don't want to talk about it, but maybe we need to start preparing for

the worst. What's your worst?

Or my worst, because they're totally different. That's not fair.

Neither is this.

What is it, Carl?

The dishwasher and washing machine seem to be broken, so do you think maybe you

could put some money in my account?

How much?

Like a hundred, a couple hundred, two hundred, a couple hundred bucks.

Thanks, babe.

You're the best.

Aw, you found it.

Nice job, mate.

You are late for our session.

Yeah, well, I'll skip this one, thanks.

That's not really an option. I've got work to do. I've got work to do.

And if I can't do my work, I will have to let Todd know.

Come on.

What's worse, Todd or physio with Arnie's love child?

Can you get this out?

It's closer.

Babe, go on.

Might be just what you need.

Oh, babe.

Oh, and don't forget the chance for a million money.

I can tell by your face that you're not trying.

Well, don't look at my face.

But you're going to kill us if you don't do what she says.

Tessa, I'm here to help you get to wherever it is you're physically able to

to. So let's see what you can do.

Let's go. Come on.

Here we go.

Ready? All right.

You can do it. It's easy.

Now try to move this.

Okay.

Move it. Move. Go, go, go, go, go.

You can breathe too if you want to.

That's good.

That's good.

Okay, cool.

Let's try something else.

All right.

Tessa, kick me.

Kick me. In the face.

Just right there.

That's cool. You don't have to. Violence is not okay, so let's not kick people

in the face anyway.

I'm done.

Okay?

Let's try something else, eh?

Mix it up a bit.

Fifteen more minutes?

Yeah?

Oh, uh, I'll be right back.

You all right?

You're good, you're good.

You're good, you're good.

What? Oh.

You too.

Stop.

Stop. I'm good, though. You all right?

You know she's faking it, eh? Yeah.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah. Really?

I've seen her walking around at night time. It's so freaky.

I have an also on good authority that Pete is fucking news Karen.

What? Yeah. Yeah.

He's also dogging Raylene, the physio.

Really? Big time.

Are you the good authority?

Yeah. I've heard them huffing and puffing, you know, whimpering away in

bathroom. And Ed is madly in love with Carly, right?

Oh, guys, come on, it's obvious.

Well, it's not that obvious. I mean, sure, you can tell Ed's got a crush on

Carly, but doesn't everyone?

Yeah, amen, girlfriend.

Hey, when are you going to stop upsetting Robin?

Yeah, she's a goddess. She deserves better.

Better? Yeah, better than you.

Well, one day she might not be there, John.

I don't want to talk about it, guys, okay? And then a knight in shining

going to swoop in and snap her up.

You?

You're going to swoop on in and... never up. Oh, for fuck's sake, John, you're

no prize.

Well, none of us are.

None of us have anything to offer a normal person.

Excuse me, I've got something to offer normal people.

What's that, chlamydia?

No, it's my personality.

Okay?

And that's... And that's why I've asked her out.

What? Yeah, I've asked her out, and I think she'd go off like a frog in a

You know, you're not into her anymore, clearly, so...

I just thought, why not? So I asked her out.

I'm going to fucking kill you. You wouldn't know a good woman if she

in the face, mate. I'm going to slap you in the... Jesus.

Hey. Hey, bring it down.

Guys, calm down.

Hey, team.

Hey.

Get out of there.

Dude, the only thing that's fucked you is genetics.

So John has a major problem.

I'm going to kill you.

Oh, that's not helpful, John. There's been a misunderstanding.

No misunderstanding.

Dan is scum.

I've always looked up to you, John.

You're like a grandfather figure to me. I'm ten years older than you.

Maybe if you weren't such a dick, people would be nicer to you. Oh, that's

hurtful, John.

Dan, how does that make you feel when John calls you a dick?

It's actually really upsetting. I feel quite triggered right now. I'm not very

safe. Of course. He is a dick.

Dan the Dick. Can I go? I've got a right. And you are taking no

whatsoever. I was trying to break them up. I have it on very good authority

you threw the first punch.

Oh, fuck's sake, Dan.

Oh, you did throw the first punch. You should just punch me again. Ow!

I was

going to leave her anyway, you know.

Before I got paralyzed.

Right. You know, if that were true, then you wouldn't be so upset about Dan.

She deserves better than an idiot like that.

She deserves better than an idiot like this as well.

Hey, Mum.

Hey, baby.

Dad said you needed these.

Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to see you.

What you got?

Uh, he said he's sorry. He couldn't get any weed.

Are you still coming to the school camp?

Yeah, of course.

How?

I'm coming. Don't you worry about that. I promise.

Now, where's Daddy?

He's busy.

He asked Mackenzie if... He asked Mackenzie to drop me off and...

Bring you your stuff.

Is Mackenzie one of his friends?

Not too sure.

She comes over to help Dad sometimes.

And me sometimes.

She?

What does she help with?

Everything that you used to do.

But you're better at it, though.

Better at what?

Everything.

Except cooking.

Mackenzie is better at cooking.

And running.

She's better at running.

And she goes running for fun.

Can't wait for camp, Mum.

Gotta go.

Mackenzie's waiting for me.

She's taking me to Mecca's on the way home.

Love you. Love you too.

No.

You can't walk.

You can't work.

You suck, Mum.

And your man has moved some awesome cooking and running bitch called

into your house.

What are you going to do about it?

I'm ready to work.

Happy to hear it.