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He is so cute.

And she is sexy.

I think I might have found the perfect couple.

Let's send her a little message.

What are you talking over here babe?

Babe, I think I, uh, I think I found the perfect couple.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. This is what you're doing on a Saturday? Looking for perfect couples?

us, sugar.

What do you mean for us? You know exactly what I mean. Come on.

Are you sure you want to do that? Come on. Babe, we've been together since

fucking senior year in high school. I'm not going anywhere.

Yeah, but this is, this is new territory.

Look at her. She's gorgeous.

And he's... Yeah.

She's cute.

This is pretty cute.

Perfect.

Hey, honey.

Hey. I'm just on that new site you joined, and I found a pretty hot couple.

think they'll be perfect.

Really? Yeah.

Yeah, they're pretty cute, you know. I think I'm going to send them a message.

What do you think?

Yeah, you know, I don't know about this website.

You know, we never really did anything on there. We're so used to swinging the

old way, you know. Yeah, but that's getting old, you know. Let's try

new.

And they're really cute.

What do you think? Look at her.

Yeah, she's amazing. She has a huge smile and he's pretty hot.

So what are you, are you talking to them? What are you doing?

I'm sending her the message.

Look, she just wrote us. What?

See, it's meant to be. I want to write about it.

Are you serious? Yeah.

She's into it. She's into it, huh?

Wow.

What are you guys doing?

Wow,

this is going to happen tonight, huh?

That's crazy.

That's crazy. It's exciting.

Come on.

You know, hon, I don't know.

These websites nowadays, you never know if that's really them, you know? Well,

there's only one way to find out.

Let's do a video chat.

You can video chat?

Yeah, you can do that with us.

Are you sure you want to do this, babe?

Babe. This is definitely something you should be thinking about. I've thought

about it. so much. I thought about it so much. I think about it all the time.

I mean, no, you know, obviously no offense to you, but I want to fuck

guy. And more importantly, I want to see you fuck another girl. I think it'd be

so sexy.

Who wants to video chat? All right. Video chat?

Let's do it.

Oh my gosh. Oh, hello.

Hi. Hi.

You guys are really hot.

You're really hot.

I'm Jessica.

I'm Joey.

Hi, I'm Penny.

Johnny. Hi.

Nice to meet you.

So, is this your first time on Sex and Your City?

Yeah, I was so nervous. We have no idea what's going on.

Yeah, we're a little nervous.

Yeah Usually we go to swinger clubs, you know traditional but Well,

don't be nervous have you have

you met anybody off here and what do you what do you guys do know

Both of our furs.

Yeah.

Wait, who said it in the background over there? Oh, that's our maid.

That's Rebecca.

Come here, Rebecca.

Wow.

This could be fun.

Yeah. So cute.

Thank you.

She's adorable.

Yeah.

She's a little shy.

Yeah.

I'm so excited. This is going to be awesome. I'm totally excited.

We're really excited.

So why don't you come over to our house about 6 o 'clock? We have everything

here, wine.

Awesome,

awesome. Okay, send me, message me with your address, and we'll be there.

All right. Awesome. I'll see you guys soon.

Okay. Bye.

Bye, mate.

Wow. That's crazy. This is awesome.

I'm excited, babe. Are you excited? I'm so excited.

I love you so much.

I love you, baby.

Go get cleaned up, huh? Yeah.

Got a new outfit.

You got a new outfit? Yeah.

Oh, thank you. So how long have you two been together?

A while.

She says a while. Yeah, a while.

And what's been swinging for a while, too?

Yeah, a couple years.

A couple years.

So we're not new to the game. You guys enjoy it, huh?

Yeah, we like it.

I like it.

Do you think I like it more than she does?

No.

I'm the one that talks you into it. See?

See?

But then who liked it the most then? Yeah, it's just me. No, you can't do it.

Cheers.

To your new friends.

Yeah.

Hold on one second.

You're not that nervous, are you?

No, maybe that's my first time.

Oh, no. Are you kidding me?

Today?

It's Saturday.

I have company over.

Oh, all right.

I'll be right there.

All right.

Bye.

I have a problem. I have to go into work.

What do you mean you have to go into work? They need me to come in. I don't

a choice.

Babe, you can't leave. I mean, we have company. They came all this way. I know,

but I'm on call. I don't have a choice.

They came to see both of us, you know. That's a problem if you're leaving. What

are we going to do?

I guess I'll just have to be a threesome today.

I'm a true girl, baby. I know you want a new pizza.

Fuck.

I don't know.

Unless, you know. Unless.

You're thinking what I'm thinking? Yep.

I knew it. I knew what you guys were thinking. I have to leave, you know. I

know.

Yeah? All right. Rebecca! Rebecca!

Yes, I'm coming.

Rebecca!

Yeah? Get in here.

I don't know what's going on.

You need more people.

Oh, no.

Damn. Why don't you have a seat right here?

Do you remember?

Remember? Remember? Oh, yeah.

Hi. Hi.

I have to go to work, so I was wondering if you might want to fill in for me.

What? Well, you know what we do.

It's nothing new. You've seen it.

What do you mean?

You know.

You've cleaned it up.

Is we here?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

What do you think? Do you like her? Yeah.

Wow.

I love you,

honey. I'll see you soon.

I'll take good care of him. I know you will.

Bye -bye.

To your wife.

To my wife. To your wife.

To new people.

Yeah.

Excellent help.

It's hard to find good help around here.

I'm so excited.

You want me to look at her pussy, baby?

You like that?

Oh,

God.

Oh,

God.

Excuse me.

Oh my

gosh.

Baby,

you look so good up there.

Baby, are you sure you're cool with her stuck in my cock?

Oh, I think it looks so sexy.

Yeah, it's really pretty. I love it.

I might just smack you. That's so good.

That's so good.

You're a little toxic.

That's it.

That's it, baby. Suck that dick over there.

Look at you suck it.

Oh, that's my little high school sweetheart over there.

Sucking that cock.

Not much of a sweetheart right now, baby.

I didn't think you'd turn me on this much. Yeah, I knew I would. I love it.

going to taste you.

That's a good girl. Baby, spread those legs.

Show me you spread them. Yeah.

Come on.

Oh, girl, look at that pretty pussy. That's so beautiful.

Baby, I'm going to tear this little pussy off.

That's fucking so good.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, it's okay. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

me too.

Baby,

I never thought another girl riding my cock would feel this good.

I knew it.

I knew you'd love it.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!

Oh, you break me.

Oh my god, baby, you're getting fucked over there. Yeah, I love it.

You look so pretty.

She's so pretty, man.

I think we're gonna hire her.

Good. Are you doing good? Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

That's so fucking good. That's such a girl.

Oh, God, you're so good.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

She's pretty good, my boss, huh?

Oh, God.

Honey, are you ready to wash your eyes this week?

Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Honey,

I know I said I won't do it for you, but...

Fuck yeah.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.

I like that tongue in your ass.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Do you like this?

oh my

god

oh my gosh

I can't take this anymore.

I love you too baby and I love you too.

Oh, my God.

you're fucking lost.

This is what you get.

I can't see your ears.

Uh -huh.

What's going on? Are you already done?

I get to have fun.

You always miss it. Every time.

I'm telling you, it's nothing. I just want to carry it home. I mean, we're

already done.

Hey, we got next weekend.

We're going to do it again.

Don't even worry about it. We're going to do it again.

We're going to throw that phone in the garbage.

I need to clean the sofa now.

That's probably a good idea.