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I don't know what he does up there.

I mean, I've worn this jacket every day for the past six years, and every time I

turn around, he is wearing a different hat.

Oh, goodness.

What's all that wine?

It's going to go straight to my head.

Well, just a little bit of oddity.

Just to get you in the mood, you know.

Crikey.

I am looking forward to this evening, you know.

Maybe I might find... Father!

What? Sorry, it's just... What have you got there? What's that?

You'll see.

Come on, Connor, Jesus.

I'm not going to be back too late tonight, I hope.

Come on, then. What are we waiting for?

You, you turnip.

Are you kidding me?

I've been waiting all this time for you guys.

You're wearing the same thing as earlier.

Yeah, it's a bit lovely, though.

Oh, Paddington Bear over here thinks he's funny.

Let's hope there's a jar of marmalade where we're going. Look, this ketchup is

absolutely lovely. Can we get a move on? Come on.

Great banter. Come on, then.

Just be calm.

Shh.

How

did

you do that?

Are we going to get caught?

Well, I've got a range extender here to get us started.

And Rick's over here. He's got a GPS jammer to stop us being tracked.

Look, of course we might still get caught, but that is part of the fun. Are

coming? I don't know.

Come on, Josh.

Live a little.

Don't you want to get your revenge?

Is this what you do every night?

I thought you were a delivery driver. And you, a voiceover artist.

I am a delivery driver.

I deliver cars.

And I'm a voiceover artist.

A very good one.

Come on.

Think of the pain. The inconvenience.

The satisfaction.

They're awake.

Look, just one more second. Get in the car.

Did you do this with all your flatmates? Is this some sort of initiation thing?

No, not all flatmates.

It's a shame about Hughes.

He really knew his cars.

Oh, he had silver spoons coming out of every orifice.

Trouble stucked him like shit to a blanket.

You know, I think he's in for vehicle theft right now. That's because he got

complacent. Thought he was too smart.

He was so gorgeous.

He could fly his rock into my solar system any day. Do you think about

else but cock, Connor?

It's just how you're able to afford such an amazing house, and where the rent is

so cheap.

Maybe they're there, but they're alive six months.

You're squatters.

Excuse me, we prefer the term honorary property guardian. Thank you very much.

Right, door.

So, uh, Josh, you know your cars, right?

Some, I guess, but... And you get the person's addresses when you sell, right?

Well, you accepted me as a housemate because I work at the dealership.

Well, that depends on your answer to the question.

Well, yeah, but... I think that this is the start of a very beautiful house,

Chef. Don't you?