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Fuck you, just text me now.

Why did you forget it? You're a fucking idiot.

Do you know what? Why is it always me that has to remember it? Why can't you

take it for one? Because it is your one job. It is not my one job, okay? I have

to remember everything else as well, okay?

What other track I've never done like that, you know?

Yeah, well, he's calling me now. He's calling me now. Look.

Where do you go to get the glass?

I'm fucked if I know.

Then we're there.

Then what?

You do it, okay? I haven't even had my coffee yet. Why don't you shut up for

once?

I have not even had my coffee. Let me drink my coffee and then we can have a

conversation.

He had an affair.

We were going to get married.

And while I was busy planning the wedding, he was planning his next

Most of the country has kids.

And all kids do is puke and shit right in you.

I wanted to kill myself.

I mean, why carry on?

He was my life.

My future.

And I saw them the other day.

That thing that he's been sleeping with came to pick him up in his swanky car.

Honey, those things didn't work out with your man.

That sucks.

It really does.

But you've got your whole life ahead of you to enjoy.

I never would have betrayed him, though.

Even when he was busy committing fraud at his old company.

I mean, yes, he got caught out eventually, but it wasn't through me.

I kept his secret.

Why couldn't he have shown me the same loyalty?

Wait, so your ex was a criminal?

Well... I suppose what he did was criminal, but I wouldn't go so far as to

him a criminal.

Babe, you do realise that anyone who commits a crime is a criminal, right?

And I suppose he was.

And you were okay with that? Because I loved him.

I had a partner. He had more teeth than the M25 has cones.

And that's not a good thing, if you know what I mean. But his cock... Oh.

My.

God.

It was like it was in a different time zone. Oh, Jesus Christ, Matthew.

I was never going to marry him, though.

Not him, not anyone.

Why not?

I mean, when you find the right person... Well, have you ever heard a

married people before?

I suppose not.

We need to get you out.

That didn't do me much good yesterday.

Well, honey, you need to spend a bit more time with us then, don't you?

I wish it could have been as easy as it was in Girl Interrupted.

A little bowling, a little pranking around, and suddenly life doesn't seem

bad.

When you've just got two hours to tell an entire story, everything gets fast

-tracked. She was sad, and now she's happy.

Life's a little more drawn out than that, though, isn't it?

When time is fast -forwarded, six months in a movie, it takes...

Half a second to read the caption thing, and it's so easy.

In the last frame, he was fat. Half a second later, he's buff. Boom. Done.

Easy.

Life makes you live every moment of those six months, every hopeless

and painful second.

I've had my life so utterly gutted.

I've been prepared to end it.

I'm not even the schmaltziest rom -com.

Drag me out of that well.

Oi! I'm sorry I'm such a bore.

Honestly, you guys have been so good.

It's been so good of you to try. I will keep trying.

It's going to take me a bit more time.

I was watching that.

Rom -coms always cheer me up. I'll strap on a pair, Connor. That one's shot a

unicorn. I am sorry.

Maybe we can go out.

Take your clothing.

Getting you laid?

That always cheers me up. You guys have been so good.

Honestly, you don't need to do all this.

It was just a shock to see the two of them the other day, you know?

The reality of it.

Seeing Spencer jump into that swanky car.

I mean, I could never compete with that.

The last car I owned was a 15 -year -old Peugeot.

What kind of car did the new guy have?

It was a black, um, Range Rover Evoque, I think.

We told one of those at the dealership a while back.

20 grand, second -hand.

Nice.

And, uh, is that thing still living with your ex at the old address?

I assume so.

Well, then maybe we could take you out.

I'll show you there's more to life than just one person.

Can you keep a secret?

And did you?