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Illusion, the art of tricking the brain,
distorting the senses, challenging

perception. You can't trust what you
see, even with your own eyes. Meet

the Masters of Illusion.

Hello!

Hello and welcome to Masters of
Illusion.

Okay, what do you see on this painting?

Well, it's called Napoleon.

Once you find him, he becomes very
obvious. And you see him standing in

the palm trees.

Here you go, his little hat, his coat,
and his boots.

Well, there is nothing obvious about
this master of illusion.

Welcome, T2.

He never fails to bewilder and amaze us.
Watch our next Master of Illusion,

Aaron Raddatz.

Always fascinating. Here's Tommy Wynn.

See, there's always a little magic in
the past.

That's what I want you to do.

Forgive me.

Time for our audience camera and a card
trick close up with Farrell Dillon.

Hi, my name's Farrell. What's your name?
Hi, Hallie. Hallie, nice to meet you.

Hallie, would you do me a favor? Pick a
card out of the deck. Look at it. Don't

let me see it, but show it to the
camera.

All right, good. Now, Hallie, I'm going
to go through the cards. Just put your

card back right there. Perfect.

Yeah, you can say stop. That's fine.

Hallie, here's what's going to happen,
okay? I'm going to cause your card to

through the air and land inside of my
pocket. Are you ready?

I'm going to be impressed. Yeah, it's
going to be like David Blaine. Great.

Yeah, but with a personality.

All right, here we go.

It's okay.

Here, watch, watch.

One card.

Boom.

Did you hear it? One card flew from
here, through the air, to here.

Go ahead, reach inside my pocket, find
it.

Front pocket, front pocket. I'm just
kidding, that's weird.

You don't reach inside strangers pockets
plus if you did you would have found

the three of diamonds That's not your
card. So hold on to that.

You would have also found the eight nine
hearts That's not your card. In fact,

Holly you would have found all these
cards Except for this one card This one

card did not fly to my pocket. It just
happens to be your card the eighth of

diamonds

Let's welcome England's very excitable
Piff the Magic Dragon.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Thank you. My name is Piff the Magic
Dragon.

You might have heard of my older
brother, Dave.

What's your name, princess? And the
little denim, what's your name? What's

name?

What is it?

Oh, we've started her now. Come on.

What's your name?

What?

Whitney. Is it really Whitney?

All right, my wife's called Whitney.

Well, we're not really married.

In fact, we've only just met.

I'm only kidding. You haven't got a
chance.

Please give Whitney a round of applause.
She joins you on stage.

Go, Whitney.

Come on, Whitney.

Come on, Whitney. Here we go.

All the way up there.

Come and stand here, Whitney.

Whitney, we're going to do a little card
trick. Card magic is my favorite kind

of magic.

Because card magic is the purest kind of
magic.

And to me, magic is all about purity.

I mean, sure, sometimes I think what I
need is a gimmick.

All right, here's the deal, Whitney. I'm
going to go through the cards. You're

going to touch the back of any one of
these cards. Any one of these cards you

like, you're going to touch the back of.
You happy with those instructions,

Whitney? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Here we
go, Whitney. Just touch the back of any

one of these playing cards. Anyone?

Touch this one? This one just there?

That one. That one. All right. Let's
take a look. Let's see which one Whitney

chose. The Jack of Diamonds. Now,
Whitney, what I'd like you to do is I'd

you to write your name on the top of the
Jack of Diamonds. This pen's for you.

That's it. Capital letters in that
little white space there so it's nice

clear. That's it. Just write your name.
Whitney. In capital letters? In capital

letters. That's it. So everyone can read
it nice and clearly. Perfect.

Now, before the show began, I did make a
prediction of the card that Whitney...

would choose okay whitney chose the jack
of diamonds let's see what uh piff made

little prediction of the car that
whitney would choose it's the seven of

so basically whitney was wrong you
weren't even close

never mind whitney if i could really do
magic it would look a bit like this

Thank you.

Here Jim, that's predicted, the 7th of
June.

This is for you, Whitney. You can pick
the card, look at the front of the card,

look at the back of the card, make sure
it's the same card you signed, that's

for you. I'd like my pen back, please,
they're quite expensive, thank you very

much. No, give me the pen.

And Whitney, Whitney, Whitney, just
before you go, maybe you get to pick a

little... Just a little, yeah, yeah,
just a little.

Whitney, ladies and gentlemen.

Round of applause, Whitney, here's the
stage. Get out of there, I don't care if

it's your boyfriend.

Leave.

My name's Chuck Mighty Dragon. Have a
great night. Good night.

It's Fielding West when we return.

Now we ask you to join our cheerleading
team for Bob the Bird as he participates

in an amazing illusion.

Came that, Fielding West.

Wow, what a crowd. Hey, would you guys
like to see my buddy Bob the Bird?

Would you like to see Bob the Bird?

Can't hear you.

We're going to do this like a rock
concert, so everybody with me, Bob the

Bob the Bird. Everybody.

A little louder.

Come on, folks.

Here he comes now.

The one and only.

Bob the Bird.

hit, ladies and gentlemen, the one and
only Mr. Bob the Bird.

Check it out. He's in his own little
Popemobile.

Work with me, Catholics.

Folks, Bob and I are always trying to
come up with new and exciting things to

for our audiences. What you're about to
witness right now is one of the most

impossible things I could have ever
thought of.

That's right. Coming to the stage right
now is Miss Trixie.

And she's pushing out a cannon.

Boy, it doesn't look like a big cannon
to you and I, but to a bird, it looks

enormous.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. In
just a moment, we're going to place Bob

the Bird inside of that cannon.

Ooh.

Then Trixie's going to aim that cannon
at my head.

Ah.

And I, Fielding West, will attempt, I
will attempt to catch Bob the Bird

my teeth.

I ask you, would that not make it a joke
for you?

All righty, Bobby.

We're going for that favorite ride of
yours.

Come on, little buddy.

Here we go. Trixie, go over there. I'm
going to aim this thing.

That's it.

Ladies and gentlemen, people come up to
me all the time after the show.

They say, Fielding, is the cannon really
a safe place for a bird to be?

Yeah, pretty much.

Okay, take a deep breath.

I'm now going to arm the cannon.

Ladies and gentlemen, I don't do this
very often.

So quite frankly, I'm not sure what's
going to happen.

But I am very pleased to see that you're
concerned for my safety.

We're going to have a drum roll. I want
you people to feel free to count along.

May I have a drum roll, please?

No, we'll do the drum roll.

You count along.

Ten, nine, eight, seven.

Next, Farrell Dillon returns and Greg
Gleason.

And here again tonight, with an
explanation of atmospheric pressure, is

informative Farrell Dillon.

What you are about to see...

It's my favorite party trick.

It's a very simple thing. What you need
for this is a glass. You can probably

find this at anybody's house.

And some water.

You also need a simple piece of paper.
Get the piece of paper sopping wet.

and use it to cover the glass.

Don't clap too hard. There's an
explanation for this.

It's called atmospheric pressure.

Basically, what's happening is the water
is trying to rush out of the glass.

at the same rate that air is trying to
rush inside the class, creating an

equilibrium.

But this gets a little bit more magical.

Watch.

Now, this power does not last very long.
I can end this at any time that I want.

You, young lady right there in the
middle.

Yes, you with the raised eyebrows.

You seem so surprised.

I'd like you to name a number between 1
and 10.

10.

Very close to between them, but that's
okay.

We'll go with 10.

I'd like everybody to count with me to
10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10.

to gasp. This is a most unusual illusion
relying on the power of seance.

This is Greg Gleason.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Last month, I took a trip. I took a trip
to Colorado. I went to a very famous

hotel. It was called the Stanley Hotel.

You might remember that from the movie
The Shining.

While I was there, I picked up one of
their old dining room tables. Some say

that table is actually haunted.

I invited eight people to come on stage
to help me. Would you guys come forward,

check out that table, examine that
table, make sure that is an ordinary

table.

Perfect. If you would just stand around.
Does it look okay?

Look okay? Perfect.

If everybody would, just go down on one
knee. If everyone would go down on one

knee. Perfect. Place both your hands on
top of that table. Bring your hands

forward a little bit more. Forward a
little bit more.

Right up there. Perfect. Both hands on
top of that table. I want you to

concentrate on the center spot.

Concentrate right on the center of the
table. On the count of three, I want you

to slowly stand up, but keep your
fingers on top of the table. Do not push

Do not lift up. Just rest them lightly,
very lightly on top of the table.

On the count of three, slowly stand up.

One, two, three.

Slowly stand up. That table will come
right up with you. Right up with you.

Perfect. Check that out. You can look
underneath if you want.

Raise. Wiggle your fingers. Wiggle your
fingers.

Perfect. Raise your right hand. Raise
your right hand up. Perfect. Put your

right hand back down.

Raise your left hand.

Perfect. Put your left hand back down.

Raise both hands.

Catch it, catch it. Perfect. Bring it
up, bring it up. That table will follow

wherever I go. Table, come this way.
Follow me, table.

Perfect. Stop.

If I'm over here, table, follow me over
here.

Perfect. Stop. That table can also spin.
Just follow me this way. Spin, spin,

table, spin.

Faster and faster and faster and faster.

And let go.

Thank you all very much. Thank you.

Thanks for helping me out. You guys can
go back to your seat.

Thank you all.

And that's the Haunted Table from the
Stanley Hotel.

Thank you.

I hope you have been amazed as I have.
Be sure to join us next time for more

Masters of Illusion.

Until then, I'm Dean Cain.

Good night.