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Hey,
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you guys want to play football?
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What do you think we're doing?
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No, the outside kind.
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You know, where we're the characters.
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You're just getting helmet hair?
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Waffle ball? No. No.
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Oh, you guys suck.
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Hey, want to play feel that?
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Here, here, here.
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Let me show you what you're doing wrong.
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Now, the key is you always want to
follow through.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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How many times do I have to tell you
morons? No playing feel -ad in the
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Take it outside.
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Helmet, I hate what's become of the
game.
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Hey, Jack, can you play the song If
You're Happy and You Know It, Clap Your
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Hands?
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Not on my guitar.
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All right, well, how about High Hopes?
But you probably noticed the Rubber Tree
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Plant song.
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Let me see that.
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Songs to make you half -half -happy.
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Like songs to keep you a ver -ver
-virgin.
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For the Smile Time Singers at school, I
joined this morning.
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Aren't those the jerks that go around
trying to cheer people up?
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Yes, but one of those jerks is Angela.
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I joined so that I could be around her
more. I figure every time the Smile Time
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singers meet, it'll be like a date.
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You know what else is like a date?
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A date.
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You boys just dig my idea.
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But first... One of you.
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is in a lot of trouble.
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And pain, hot cheese.
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I found these cigarettes today, and
nobody's eating until I find out who
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belong to.
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Nobody?
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That's okay.
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I'll just eat pizza while I wait.
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That's good.
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I guess it's not fair to punish
everybody.
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Come on, rock star.
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Those cigarettes are yours, aren't they?
Admit it. No, I quit years ago right
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after the garage burned down.
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Completely unrelated.
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Lee.
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Anyone else care to be a man and
confess?
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Well, I can see I've raised boys who
won't rat each other out.
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I respect that.
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Five bucks for the first one gives me a
name.
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It was me.
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You sold yourself out for five bucks.
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Hey, I've ratted you out for way less.
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I'm really disappointed in you, Kyle.
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Kids, huh?
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Let's eat.
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I don't know what's worse,
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the fact that you're smoking, or that
you're smoking ultra -limb.
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What? They're made for women.
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Yeah, well, if they made cigarettes for
kids, I'd smoke those.
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Dad, aren't you being a little
hypocritical? I mean, you smoke.
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And let's not forget the drinky drinky.
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Not that I need to explain myself, but
yes, I smoke cigars, which unlike
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cigarettes, you don't inhale.
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And as for the drinky drinky, shut up.
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I happen to be a strong believer in
what's known as the double standard.
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And what that means is... No more
smoking cigarettes, ever. No matter what
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You got it?
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Yeah. Give me my five bucks back.
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Hold on. Here's the five bucks I owe
you.
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Sweet.
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Hey!
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Well, there's a lot you don't know about
me.
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Like what?
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Like I can sing.
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But what I really like to do is make
people happy. And what better place for
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that than the Smile Time Singers? I
mean, they say smiles are the best
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right? That's laughter, stupid.
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Brenda? We needed a bass.
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Okay, singers, places, people.
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Now, before we get underway with
rehearsal, I'd like you all to say hi to
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newest Mile Time singer, Sam Savage.
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Hi, everybody. Hello. Hello.
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Welcome to our club.
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Smile, smile.
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And here is your official Smile Time
concert
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uniform.
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Sure is one happy sweatshirt. And it's
reversible for funerals.
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We sing at funerals?
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Goodbye!
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real injury?
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That's just code for drug problem.
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Hello, boys.
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Those better be comically large
firecrackers in your mouth.
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Oh, we thought about what you said. You
were right. Yep.
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Cigars are definitely better than
cigarettes.
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You guys think you're pretty cute, huh?
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Wipe that stupid smile off your face.
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It's homework.
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So, you really want to smoke?
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Let's smoke.
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are you groaning?
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Your cigar isn't even lit.
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I ate all that leftover pizza.
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I guess that's more for you and me, eh,
Dad?
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Okay, Kyle, that's it.
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You're just too stupid to realize you
should be sick by now.
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Your smoking days are over, you hear me?
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Okay. I'm not kidding, Kyle. Promise me
you won't smoke anymore.
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Okay, I promise I won't smoke.
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You're lying, aren't you? Yeah.
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Okay, how about we make a deal?
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If I stop smoking, will you?
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Okay.
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You're lying again?
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No. I mean it, I swear.
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Okay.
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We're quitting.
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Yeah, right.
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What?
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Why would you two trust each other? I
mean, Nick, you've been smoking for 30
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years, and Kyle, you're a big, fat liar.
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Where are you going with this, Jimmy?
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Look, I'm just saying that there's got
to be consequences if one of you smokes.
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How about cancer?
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That's good, but it takes too long.
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I need something immediate.
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What about this?
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If either of you smoke, you have to run
through town naked.
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No problem. And sober.
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Fine.
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Goodbye,
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old friend.
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Drinky drinky.
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Smoke that sausage.
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No.
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This is really tough for you, isn't it,
Dad?
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Yeah.
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How you doing?
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Fine so far.
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Wait until the withdrawal symptoms kick
in.
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Shakes, sweats, insomnia,
hallucinations.
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You see little tiny spiders crawling all
over you.
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Jeez. Then why are we quitting?
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Because you were stupid enough to get
caught. Now I have to be a good father.
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Oh, yeah.
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Lashing out at loved ones, that's
another symptom.
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Here, I got some stuff.
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Takes the cravings to get really bad.
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Got gum, caffeine, rubber bands.
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Rubber bands?
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Yeah. You put one on your wrist, and
when you want to smoke, you snap it.
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you start to associate smoking with
pain.
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A pain bracelet.
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Cool.
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The point is, Kyle, this is going to be
tough. We have to be strong. Savage
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strong. We're warriors.
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Has anyone seen my ukulele?
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Hands on hip.
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Hip, Mr. Savage.
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He also wasn't smiling.
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Sam, do you really expect the world to
smile if we don't?
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No? Then do it.
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clock in the morning. Yeah, and you're
arguing with the dog and losing.
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Dad, you haven't slept in three days.
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Yeah, why don't you get yourself a nice
warm glass of milk and use it to wash
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down a bunch of sleeping pills.
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Why don't you think I'd sleep if I
could? I'm going through hell here.
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Kyle understands. He's going through it
too.
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Actually, I feel fine.
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You don't have to act tough in front of
your brothers.
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Hey, I know.
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Let's go make a gingerbread house.
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Dad's gone nuts.
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It's the withdrawal.
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And now that he quit smoking, he's only
going to live longer.
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Smile.
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a bunch of refugees hanging off a
helicopter.
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I love it.
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And you, Angela, you look like a T -Rex.
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Thank you.
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No, I hate it.
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I'm sorry.
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I kind of like what Angela did.
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Really? Yeah, I thought that this was a
little fabulous.
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Ring, ring. Oh, this calls for you.
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Hello? You blew it!
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You're out of the group!
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Wait, that's not fair.
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Oh, you're out too. Class?
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Get up! Get up!
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You are dead too!
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Man,
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this fire was brutal.
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Ain't so much smoke.
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Sure smelled good, though.
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So how much longer are you going to be
crazy?
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I'm not crazy.
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You tried to knock a kitten out of a
tree with a rock.
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It's down, isn't it?
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Look at him.
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I haven't seen him show one sign of
withdrawal.
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Maybe he had them while you were
fighting the spider people.
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He's still smoking.
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Hey, you don't know that.
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I give up the one thing I love.
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Besides my children.
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And he sneaks behind my back and blows
smoke in my face.
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Want me to get a rock?
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No.
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A cigarette.
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Thank God these kids never take out the
trash.
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Hey, hey, come on, Nick. You're almost
over the hump. Don't smoke that.
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I'm not gonna.
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He is.
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If I can just catch him taking one puff,
then this stupid deal is off.
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Boy, I know I should be stopping you,
and yet I'm intrigued.
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Come on.
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Deal's off.
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What?
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Dad, we saw you put that in his mouth.
So? He's been smoking the whole time.
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Admit it. No, I haven't. I really did
quit.
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Are you lying?
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No.
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I didn't want to let you down.
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So you really quit because of me?
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Yeah.
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Well, you and Tony Hawk.
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Tony Hawk.
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Yeah. I saw him on TV and he said
smoking was totally 360 degrees uncool.
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He's right.
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And with that... I think I'll reinstate
the old
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double standard.
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Hey, hey, you made a deal. Yeah, but...
Besides that, think about everything
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you've gone through. The shake, the
sweat, the gingerbread house.
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Smoking that cigar really worth it.
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I'm sorry my T -Rex arms got you kicked
out of the group.
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It's not your fault. I should never have
taken that phone call.
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Besides, anything's my all -time
favorite when I already have the best.
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Not my smile. I meant your smile.
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It's the best one.
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Yours. I know what you meant.
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Tell you the truth, I never wanted to
join the Smile Time Singers. I hated the
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songs and I hated the uniforms.
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I kind of liked them.
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At first I hated them, but then I
quickly grew to love them.
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Come on, Sam. Why'd you really join the
group?
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Well...
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I only joined the group because I wanted
to be able to stand next to you for an
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hour out of every day without making you
suspicious.
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I don't know what to say.
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How about, that's not so creepy, Sam.
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Well, it's sweetly creepy.
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Yeah?
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I saw her.
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Sorry, I think this contact lens is
yours.
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It's okay. It's disposable.
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Well, good night.
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Smile in my pocket.
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Maybe next time, Sam.
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Hi, I'm pro -skateboarder Tony Hawk. You
know, we had a lot of fun with the
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subject of smoking tonight.
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But remember, smoking is totally 360
degrees in your face to the max.
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Uncool.
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So, the next time you have the urge to
spend allowance money on cigarettes, buy
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one of my fine signature products
instead.
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Hey.
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