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Thank you.

Hi. Hello.

Hey.

I'll catch you on the flip side.

Hi. Go to hell.

What?

Okay.

Hey, Kevin.

What are you doing there, pal?

Digging a tunnel to hell.

Okay. Well, what are you doing later?

Probably still this hell thing.

Right. Do you want to get a pizza with me and Tony instead?

I probably can't, since I'll be in hell.

Why are you doing this again?

Because a butterfly said to.

Hey,

butterflies, which one of you told my friend to go to hell? Hey, man, that

have been any one of us. Yeah.

Everyone can go to hell. Uh -huh. The world is trash.

You know it. All right. I get it. You guys are super jaded and hate

Been there. It's not as cool as you think.

Hey, man.

We don't hate everything. We like art and flowers.

Flowers are beautiful.

And we are cool. Super cool. Yeah. What do you like? Video games and weed? Yeah.

He looks basic.

Basic?

Are you kidding me? Here we go. Get it. Get it. Get it.

Huh.

This isn't hell.

Kevin. Huh?

I'm sorry, do I know you? I know many people, and I have many, many friends.

Okay, are you telling me this, or are you telling you this?

Damn. Is it that obvious?

Well, you definitely don't seem like you have friends. Okay, that's enough.

I had friends once, but people change.

They let you down. I hear that. Someone told me to go to hell today.

And did you kill him?

Uh, no.

You should try killing him next time.

Okay, maybe.

So, what are you doing the rest of the day? Should we keep hanging?

Uh, I don't know.

I'm kind of tired.

Oh, hell yeah. Laser tag is dope.

Swine boy.

Ah,

fuck. I almost missed free smoking day at the gas station.

Jesus, fuck. I look like that guy who died from winning a cigarette smoking

contest.

Okay, well, uh, give him hell in the midterms or whatever.

Ah, shit!

Did I get two weeks to open doors again?

Oh, but the... What do I do?

Hmm.

Okay, okay, what's it gonna be?

I could go to the doctor, I could go to the gym, I could, uh... Fuck, who's

that? Okay, um... Shit, what am I gonna do? Oh, I'll jump out the window! And

then I'll go to the gym!

Swanson Dandolos. Huh.

Says here you're eight years behind on membership fees.

No, wait.

That's a different guy. I gave the wrong name because I'm having a stroke.

My name is Jim... Memberton?

It says Jim Memberton died in 2019.

Well, some teenagers burned down heaven, and now I'm back. So you died, and then

heaven burnt down, and then you had a stroke? Yeah, what a day, you know?

Well, you got a free session.

Swan boy!

Is that you?

I'm sorry, do I know you? It's me, Ryland. We went to high school together.

It's not ringing any bells, man. I was voted best body, even though it wasn't a

category. Yeah, nothing. I almost died on the way to prom because you cut my

brakes. Buddy, I've cut a lot of brakes.

Well, hey, water under the bridge.

It looks like we've got our work cut out for us.

What are your fitness goals?

I need to be able to open doors so I can get a free slushie from the gas

station. My man, that is very bleak.

Let's do this!

All right.

Swan boy, I never thought I'd say this, but maybe you're not gym material.

I say, I say, what makes you say that?

You're just too preposterous. I'm not sure I can do this anymore.

This is bullshit!

You're supposed to be helping me! And I can't even do that!

My life is a lie.

I see what's going on here. You're trying to hoard all the slushies for

yourself. I'll kill you!

into prom.

You were right to cut my break.

I would be better off as a cautionary tale.

Hey! Read the sign.

Read my dick.

All right, that's it.

I'm gonna lock you in your ass.

Swanboy, you're using the treadmill correctly.

Hey, I am.

Wow. I can do anything. I can put my... I do as long as I create a problem to

motivate myself. No, please don't learn that lesson.

Too late, asshole.

Lesson learned. Okay, but don't lock it in. I'm locking it.

Hey,

I did it. I opened the door.

Ew, how does a slushie go bad?

I won.

And nobody helped me.

Oh, hi.

It's me, Ike. And this is Words with Ike. You know, I've been in the word

game for a long time and thought I'd defined every word there is to know.

But my team of researchers made an astonishing discovery.

There are indeed more words out there. And so, we got back into action.

We found words as old as time.

As fresh as a spring breeze, we found beautiful words and ugly words,

clean words and a few dirty ones too.

We found weird words and cool words and some

that might leave you feeling a little jealous.

So come, let's take a stroll with old lady English down Lexicon Boulevard.

I hope you brought your parasol, because the forecast calls for sun

with a chance of words with Ike.

Kevin went to laser tag without us? I mean, we got pizza without him. Well, he

told me he was busy. Look.

Is he hanging with a skull?

Probably. I guess we would know if we had been invited.

Dude, since when do you even like laser tag?

Since I was excluded from the activity.

That's usually how I find out I like stuff. I get that. Oh, no. What, what,

what, what? It's those guys from earlier.

Oh, it's on. Yeah, fuck him up. You done messed up? The pretty ones? They're the

ones that beat you up, huh?

Not beat up.

Just chased and taunted.

For a mile.

Oh, my God.

You ran a mile? They called me basic. Is that why you're wearing this new

jacket? No, I always wear this. No, you don't. I know all your clothes, and this

is new. This is fabulous.

Stand up and let me get a look at you.

Right now?

Yeah, come on, do a little spin.

Yes, nice.

You look dope in that.

Right? Super not basic.

Hey, give me that jacket.

What? No. I would look dope in it. You'd look ridiculous. With your tiny body,

you could never pull this off.

I could. Do I have to kick your ass again? What the hell? What's happening?

is it? Let's go find his friends now. We can take them all.

No, no, no, no. What? Look, I don't need this drama.

Kevin's hanging out with skulls. You're stirring shit with the local butterfly

population. Probably messing with the ecosystem in some way. And one of us has

work tomorrow.

Oh, so you're too corporate for street fights now? You know I love street

fights. Yeah, remember that one time?

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah!

You done did it now?

Oh, it's gone.

Have a... Yeah, sit down.

Nice retort. Thank you. Pretty similar to mine, though. Yeah, it was like a

follow -up. A little one -two punch.

Oh, that makes sense. Yeah.

Go,

go, go, go.

We're pinned down here.

The blue team is destroying us.

It's because they have Jonathan.

He's really good.

There's only one way out.

Kevin, you have to sacrifice yourself for me.

What? No, dude.

I just met you. Yeah, no, I was just kidding.

Well, let's run out of here together.

Oh, God.

Ready? Oh, God, you can do this, Kevin.

Go! You got this, Kevin.

No,

no, no, no!

Now I... Damn it!

Jonathan!

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

Dude, chill.

I am super chill.

Hey, Kev, good game, man. Not good enough to beat us, though. Am I right?

Okay.

What the heck was that?

He was talking shit. No, he wasn't. I peered into his soul. Stop peering into

people's souls.

Absolutely not.

What?

So, should we hang more?

I have to get home. Ooh, I'll go home with you. I need a place to crash.

Let's hide out in my apartment.

You need some wheels.

Already on it.

Ugh,

what happened?

Nothing. I'm good.

Sorry we had to run from the police.

It's cool.

I was hoping to get some exercise today. No, I'm a bad friend.

You're not a bad friend. You're totally an okay friend.

Thank you.

Kevin's a bad friend, though, for not inviting us to laser tag. Oh, my God,

drop it.

Never. Oh, God. He's probably having the time of his life right now.

Hey, Dad?

I develop an old school, and I think it might be the devil. Kevin, what have I

told you about archaeology? That it's a game of thieves and liars. And? And that

one day you'll dig up the devil. That's right.

Oh, man.

And now he'll probably curse you and kill everybody that you love. That

I love a lot of people. You have to deal with this, Kevin. You have to banish

that demon.

But it's so much work.

Ask your friends to help.

But they're busy.

Kevin, your mom and I are going to be very unhappy if the devil curses our

family. Okay.

Okay? Okay. Okay.

Get your shit together, son.

Yes, daddy.

Now, Christoph, we've been in therapy for over six months and you haven't

a single thing seriously, have you? No.

So what we're going to do now is an exercise where you have no choice but to

serious. It's called free association.

Oh, yeah.

I'll say a word and then all you have to do is say the first thing that comes

into your head, okay?

Yep. You have to take it seriously for it to work. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Politics.

Schmolitics.

Family. Schmamily.

Feminine. Schmeminin.

Christoph. What? Do it properly. I am.

Violence. Smilence.

Accident. Schmaccident. Argument. Schmargument. Beef and black bean.

Schmackshameen.

Alright.

Uh... Schmaltz.

Gotcha.

Oh, yeah

Oh, thank God.

James, is this going to be my new nice office where I spend all my time? Do you

think it's cool?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Um, you know what would be cool is if we went outside and we, I don't know,

waved at our neighbors?

They don't want to say hi to anybody.

I know, but think about it. We go outside, we say hello, they say hello

We say, you want to come over? They say yes.

And I'm like, tight. We're over here, we're having drinks, we're having

They invite us over to their place.

Boom. They have kid. A little bit later, we have kid.

I don't want anybody to come over. And if they do, I hope the walls of our

stop them from getting inside. And if that fails, I hope they see from our

objects that we have rich inner lives and don't need them.

Our first mail.

Motorcycle for tonight.

Motorcycle for tonight.

Starts abruptly at sundown.

That's exactly the first shit I'm trying to do.

Motorcycles tonight.

Bit, motorcycles tonight.

I don't care.

Our first community event.

And the neighborhood coming together for motorcycle night.

Do we own any lawn chairs?

James, look, I can fit all my important blue jars in here.

I'm never going to have to leave this room.

You know, we're going to want something kind of comfortable.

We're probably going to be out there all tonight.

Motorcycles tonight.

Snacks.

Motorcycles tonight!

Motorcycles tonight!

Motorcycles tonight, right?

Motorcycles tonight!

Don't eat them all. They're motorcycle snacks.

Is this good for painting cars?

The car's already painted.

Like words on a car, not the whole car.

Our car.

That's what the license plate is for.

Celebratory word.

Well, well, well. Look who's laughing now. They said you wouldn't amount to

nothing, and here you are with your own basket of wood.

Because Motorcycles Tonight got canceled.

Bit? Bit, I think it's happening. Bit, oh my God, I think they're here.

Bit, they're here.

Motorcycles Tonight is here.

We need to go outside and be a part of this right now. We need to go outside.

See, this is nice.

Hey. You Kevin's friend? Yep.

Dude, are you drinking one of my nice beers?

Mm -mm, probably.

Maybe you could ask next time. Maybe you could fuck off next time.

Are you talking shit? Are you talking shit?

You can

drink my beer if you want.

I'm a turtle.

Hey, bro.

Do you want to go to this sick club?

I don't know. How sick is it? It's the sickest one.

Then yes.

Wow, there's no line.

Wait a minute.

Kevin, what the hell is this?

I don't know. I heard it was a sick club.

Aw, what, and this club just happens to be on top of the hole you found me in?

Makeup Lord!

Fuck this.

Oh, hey, Tanya.

Hey, Kevin.

What are you up to? Ernesto and I got into a street fight with a butterfly.

Tale as old as time.

Where is Ernesto, anyway? The demon skull made him jump out of a window.

Turt, ew, where'd you get a gun, dude?

eBay. Well, get rid of it. Throw it out the window. Great idea.

Cause this one's better.

Throw that out the window, too.

Any online retailer guns, get rid of them.

Hey, hey, hey, stop it! That is dangerous!

Yeah, so are demons, Kevin, that you befriend and bring home.

I won't apologize for having a big heart.

Ah! Put myself out there and this is what I get?

Oh,

give me a break. You know this guy?

Sort of. We were hanging out earlier, but now I'm pretty sure he's the devil.

Kevin, you need to un... friend this dude yesterday i already tried deceiving

him i'm at my wits end try harder come up with a better deception it's the

tanya it's challenging hey guys you look terrible i know

kevin's girlfriend tried to kill me and he was drinking my nice beer wow kevin i

was gonna drink that beer hey my b my b yeah it definitely is your b and i said

it is

You owe me a beer.

I'm

leaving.

What? Look, if you didn't want to hang, you could have just said that. You

didn't have to be an asshole about it. Hey, but I... It's honestly just

disappointing. But you killed someone.

You've got a lot of growing up to do, Kevin.

Wait.

Was I the asshole?

I got to do.