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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:08,320 Hi, I'm Benji. And those of you who know me know I'm crazy about young boys. But 2 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:12,560 that doesn't impact my ability to sexually harass women in the workplace. 3 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:17,560 Hey, Becky, that's a dynamite pantsuit. Well, thank you. 4 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:25,020 Practice with me. Say, do you need a man's help, sugar boobs? Do you need a 5 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:26,660 man's help, sugar boobs? 6 00:00:27,340 --> 00:00:30,740 Why don't you let me help you unfasten that bra so you can better see the 7 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:32,880 pornographic picture I just sent you? 8 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,460 I would like equal pay for equal work. 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,980 Jeez, is it that time of the month already? 10 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:41,200 Now fetch me some coffee, Becky. 11 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,160 I'm done with you sexually. 12 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:44,900 Okay. 13 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,240 Any, uh, any questions? 14 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,980 Why are we watching this video? 15 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:51,360 There's no women around here. 16 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:52,840 Times are changing, Gary. 17 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,720 Women are just as capable as men in the workplace. 18 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:59,100 So I'm bringing in some stupid bimbos to work with you guys. 19 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,400 Any other questions? 20 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,280 Yeah, William. 21 00:01:05,519 --> 00:01:06,840 My tates are falling out. 22 00:01:07,120 --> 00:01:08,380 That's more of a statement, William. 23 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:16,080 Hi. I'm Claude, Satan's number two. 24 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,600 Got you a welcome gift. 25 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:18,699 Leaves of grass? 26 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,740 It's a collection of poems by Walt Whitman. Walt's actually down here 27 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:22,339 he's gay. 28 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:24,580 If you ever want to meet him, I have an in. 29 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:28,840 These poems are so, uh, sensual, don't you think? 30 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,020 I also got you a bookmark. 31 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,300 Safety first. 32 00:01:36,900 --> 00:01:37,900 Hey, 33 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,620 sweetheart. Are you looking for a chair? 34 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,960 Let me, uh, clear some space so you can sit down. 35 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,690 I'm Troy. You got a burger to go with that shake? 36 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:02,710 Boy, 37 00:02:04,670 --> 00:02:06,910 you're right. She does, and I should go call her right now. 38 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,630 Who's been digging into the pork wall? 39 00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:12,490 Hasim, I thought you guys were Muslims. 40 00:02:12,890 --> 00:02:14,370 Do I get to smell people's breath? 41 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:15,649 You did. 42 00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:16,650 I did this? 43 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:19,550 It's taken you many months, but this has almost told you. 44 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,040 I just want to motorboat it. 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,980 You guys are the luckiest group of people in this whole place. 46 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:35,418 Oh, man. 47 00:02:35,420 --> 00:02:37,340 Hi. You must be one of the new girls. 48 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,100 It's lovely to meet you. I hope everything's settling in okay. 49 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,780 Well, righty -dooty. Let me know if you need anything. 50 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,140 Holy shit. 51 00:02:48,220 --> 00:02:49,900 You walk this way. I'm going to walk that way. 52 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,119 All right. 53 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,280 We will fix this. 54 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,940 Mama Leone! I am not stalking you. 55 00:02:56,920 --> 00:02:58,740 You go that way. I'm going to go this way. 56 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,440 Oh, man. 57 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,040 Leave me alone. 58 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,120 What shape are you going to be before my sweet birthday? 59 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:10,940 Oh, man. 60 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,500 You want some? 61 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,700 Please don't kill me. Please. 62 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:29,910 Wait wait wait wait. 63 00:04:17,870 --> 00:04:21,750 enlightening and informative presentation on what everybody's mothers 64 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,750 doing down here in hell. 65 00:04:22,950 --> 00:04:24,250 I got nothing out of that. 66 00:04:24,710 --> 00:04:26,190 How are you ladies settling in? 67 00:04:28,230 --> 00:04:30,090 Claude touched you. Wait, no. 68 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:34,550 She touched me first. She melted my hand. I was just helping her set up her 69 00:04:34,550 --> 00:04:35,550 email. Oh, 70 00:04:36,550 --> 00:04:42,630 Claude. Poetry and colored condoms? Gentlemen, I did a whole presentation on 71 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,850 this, and inter -office romance is strictly forbidden. 72 00:04:46,210 --> 00:04:48,330 Well, I have a bomb. shell to drop. 73 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:53,870 Gary moved the copier in front of his cube so that he and Lee... 74 00:04:53,870 --> 00:05:00,290 Gary, what's he talking about? I don't know. I don't know what he's talking 75 00:05:00,290 --> 00:05:02,930 about, Satan. Now he's smoking, and I find it disgusting. 76 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:08,370 Gary's right, Claude. Please take the smoky down to the loading dock. 77 00:05:08,690 --> 00:05:11,570 He thinks we're going to have inter -office romance? What the heck? 78 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,120 Say it again. 79 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:21,580 Say it again. 80 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:22,559 Say it. 81 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,460 Come on. Call her a thing again. 82 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,820 Call her a thing again. 83 00:05:28,420 --> 00:05:29,460 Who wants it? 84 00:05:34,680 --> 00:05:41,420 Here comes the food. We can all hear every word that's coming out of your 85 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:42,860 mouth. Mind your own business. 86 00:05:43,680 --> 00:05:44,880 I'm in here. 87 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:48,120 I'm filing difficult stuff. 88 00:05:48,810 --> 00:05:49,830 My coworker. 89 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:54,450 Filing your dick under the folder marked vagina? You're really distracting me in 90 00:05:54,450 --> 00:05:55,450 a bad way, Troy. 91 00:05:56,510 --> 00:05:58,410 I love you too. I really do. 92 00:05:59,410 --> 00:06:01,870 But I think we're moving too fast. 93 00:06:02,670 --> 00:06:03,990 You're moving too fast. 94 00:06:04,230 --> 00:06:07,010 You are literally an unseeable blur. 95 00:06:16,390 --> 00:06:17,390 That's so cool. 96 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:19,700 Is that where you live? 97 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,900 Yeah. 98 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:25,660 Whoa. 99 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,120 Whoa, I'm in the TV. 100 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,020 I'm a movie star. 101 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,840 I'm going to try something. I'm going to try something. 102 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,520 Am I doing it? 103 00:07:01,119 --> 00:07:02,119 I'm sorry. 104 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:06,400 I'm so sorry. 105 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:10,380 Don't blame Lee. She's got nothing to do with it. I talked her into it, and I'm 106 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:12,560 just... I'm not sorry. 107 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,600 I'm your most valued employee, right? 108 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,140 I can't even, I cannot do this. 109 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:33,200 Lee and I are a platonic team together, and we, uh... 110 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:38,900 We're dating. 111 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:47,480 Go on and date her. 112 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:48,920 What? I don't give a shit. 113 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:53,020 You got some real balls on you, Gary. 114 00:07:53,460 --> 00:07:55,300 Yes, they are very swollen. Yeah, they are. 115 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:57,000 I think I sat on a bee. 116 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,960 They do look bigger, right? Listen, I didn't care about you two hooking up. I 117 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,720 just said no inter -office romance because she's got that curse, you know. 118 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,159 What curse? 119 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:11,180 The curse where you get elephant -tited to the nut sack when you have sex with 120 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,180 her. 121 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,420 But we can be open about dating each other. 122 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:18,060 Oh, my gosh, of course. Send out the invitations. 123 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:20,160 Yes! We did it! 124 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:24,480 Love you, Mimi. Oh, okay, okay, all right. I got, like, accidentally hard, 125 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,480 it makes them hurt worse. 126 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,360 Having a barbecue this weekend, y 'all! 127 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:33,140 Lee and I are having a bit of a housewarming this weekend inside the TV 128 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:37,620 bone. I really hope you can stop by, Claude. Lee can pull you through the TV 129 00:08:37,620 --> 00:08:39,059 she doesn't melt the rest of you first. 130 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,500 If I do come... 131 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,220 I'll take Troy's TV. 132 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:47,940 Troy has a TV? Yeah. 133 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,040 Go eat something. 134 00:08:52,380 --> 00:08:53,480 Oh, wow, Troy. 135 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:55,660 It's a pretty big TV. 136 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:57,800 Is that a 50 -incher? 137 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:00,860 Yeah, something like that. 138 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,920 That's pretty big. 139 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:06,220 You going to come by the barbecue on Santa Ray? 140 00:09:06,700 --> 00:09:10,160 Yeah, I think I'm going to be pretty busy that day, Gary. It's really weird. 141 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,160 never turn on a party. 142 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:15,080 And normally somebody turns around when somebody's talking to them. 143 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,100 I knew I thought you'd buy an Audi. 144 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,920 We were going to tell you after the barbecue. 145 00:09:23,820 --> 00:09:28,060 Son of a bitch! Oh, you took it for granted! You don't know what I do! 146 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,680 Oh, mamma mia! 147 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:32,120 Oh, 148 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,520 honey, respect! 149 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,590 The point got in. 150 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,750 Everyone makes mistakes, Lee. 151 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,670 Can you ever forgive me for not satisfying you? 152 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,750 Thanks, Lee. 153 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,830 I can get better at it. 154 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:57,710 I can push more. I can... 155 00:09:57,710 --> 00:10:03,990 Hey! 156 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:06,170 Where's the barbecue, boys? 157 00:10:06,370 --> 00:10:07,830 Well, I guess it's been canceled. 158 00:10:08,530 --> 00:10:09,950 Canceled? Why? 159 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,460 Take a look. 160 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,620 They're really trying to work it out there, aren't they? 161 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:20,120 And I had these prop balls made to mess with Gary. 162 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:22,899 Troy, do you mind? 163 00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:26,040 I can probably get up. A toast. 164 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:27,980 To Gary and Lee. 165 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:31,480 So has anybody hit on that your mother sucks ding -dongs and hell chicken? 166 00:10:33,180 --> 00:10:34,840 What time do we tell everybody to get here? 167 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:40,290 Ass and testicles are blocking the door. 168 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,890 Can you open a portal to another TV? 169 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:45,190 Not Troy's. 170 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:46,530 What did we talk about? 171 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:49,410 We're going to backtrack of all the work we did. 172 00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:52,830 I'm not burning them. This is a char. 173 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:57,350 I'm releasing the natural sugars. I don't need you to backseat. Cook me, 174 00:10:57,930 --> 00:11:01,050 It's really weird that nobody's wailing on my defenseless testicles right now. 175 00:11:01,490 --> 00:11:02,369 Oh, here it comes. 176 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,370 Oh, God, sorry. 177 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,560 I'm a damn nut. 178 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,360 I am Bernie. 12380